/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

ohhh sex

>>8041459

Hey /nasfaq/, buy my GF.

>waiting for IPO to buy Pomu coin
ngmi

Nice

Risu inclining

>>8040620
>selling a lot of green bags
>buying a lot of red rrats
Tomorrow will be great adjustment

>>8041588
all in on chocoball

>>8040620
damnit honk I have a dentist appointment right then

>>8042056
if you really cared about the game you would cancel that appointment

>>8042076
I purposefully scheduled it after adjustment time

>they missed Suisei accidentally playing a new song early

>>8042155
it's kinda meh, mv is nice though

You have been visited by Pomu of the Stonks!
Good stonks are sure to come to you!

>>8042479
It's a commissioned song, there's still a new track from her album on Thursday and a mini-concert on Friday. Can't stop winning.

>>8040620
will I need to refresh the page when the IPO starts?

>>8042785
Yes

suzy love!

Its a game song right suichan?

>>8043217
Yes, SEGA rhythm game. New song is still coming out this week.
t. Suichan

>>8043292
Suichan will you ever stop being a shitcoin?

>>8043292
Suichan will you ever stop being a shotacon?

>>8043292
Do you know my friend Josei? She's a big fan.

>>8043292
Suichan will you ever stop being a shitcoin?

>>8043353
2.5k divs this week or your money back
>>8043407
no

Hi-
I also want to mention that, like with IRyS, the coins will not adjust until after their debut. The first day after their debut, they will return to a market base price determined by their growth in the past days. After that, they will behave as normal coins.

Just so you know what not to buy

Here's the Gartic Phone MEGA
https://mega.nz/folder/r6gyERBT#nS_QJSnPtWauObsoX8BHbw
Mikofag, I still need to sort my shit for things like the Market Report and the few OPs I've made recently

>>8043671
sell sana buy fauna, got it

Ame finally transitioned into a clip channel. I hope you lot held your bags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpVDj43ioMo

>>8044984
I literally have 0 Ame, don't do this to me

WTF Polkafags
https://youtu.be/TGJ9-1LWFtE

>>8045245
Nenechi helped her with the lyrics, its a banger.

>>8044984
What the fuck, is this what she meant by employing a highlight editor a couple months back? This is all that would have been required of me? There's someone being paid for this, and he isn't me?

>>8045245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJ9-1LWFtE
ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJ9-1LWFtE

>>8045635
>>8045345
Should I be worried?

>>8044984
AME BROS
ITS FINALLY OUR TIME

>>8045978
ねねねねねねねね!
ねねねねねねねね!
ねねねねねねねねー!
ねーねー!
ねねねねねねね!
ねー!
ねねねねね!
ねー!
ねねねねねねねー!
ねーねー!

>>8045978
Keep in mind that Polka was sent here from another dimension to bring humanity to its knees and proceed with caution.

>>8045635
I have never in my entire life seen a more fuckable mouth

>>8043436
we've been over this.
was tempted to use the mogu one but its too cursed pls bury it forever onegai

>>8046618

>>8046957
thats cursed, yo

>>8046957

>>8047131

>>8047364
Started laughing as soon as I saw the filename

>>8047364
hey joel

>>8046957
Based

>>8047364
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-RnsmTnAj8
BUY TOWA

>>8048216

>>8048216
>unarchived

>>8040620
Gonna put my 12 million unspent liquid to good use

Bros the lore is increasing

>>8050413
>rrats are the harbingers of chaos

>>8050413
>>8050571

>frequent romps
I'm going to fuck the rrat ollie loli and there's nothing cover can do about it

>>8050413

I want to make bets on them but I'm not sure how that would work since they're all subjective, fuck numbers. I reckon the anorexic nigger is going to end up being really comfy and just HAPPY TO BE HERE despite her model.

>>8044984
Fucking finally. She'll be a worse coin to hoard now

>>8050855
I also think the nigger will be the best and I think the helicopter will be the worst.

I'll just reconfirm EN was a fucking mistake, they'll all sound like CV: Christina Vee anyways and have twitch whore personalities with zero soul
more lore = worse, as we have learned from Nenechi.

>>8051054
>more lore = worse, as we have learned from Nenechi.
How so?

>>8051054
>reconfirm
It was never confirmed in the first place though?

>>8051054
I don't care as long as they get views and make me money

>>8051054

>>8036389
The lore saga continues

>>8051054
>as we have learned from Nenechi.

>>8051169

>>8051175
China

The new IPOs will be DOA unless the starting price is adjusted up to like 5k. Everyone is way too rich.

>>8051054
Speak for yourself

>>8051175
god you lulu niggers are as bad as the pomu niggers. which bit of virtual Youtubers under the Hololive idol agency do you not get. no wonder the game is dying, dick posting, fujo baiting, go back

>>8051262
I feel bad for the newfags. Their oshiboards will be filled with veterans before they get a chance to play the game.

>>8051362
Calm down Angela Lee. Shion has a live later

Bros...
I'm so close, do I get a special reward once I hit the million?

>>8051262
this guy gets it, literally nobody made money from irys, she's 100% a shitcoin and nobody trades her, DEAD ON ARRIVAL

>>8051451
You get to join the dick pic association

>>8051451
We all cheer and honk sends you a link to the mega with all the hoshiyomi dick pics

>>8051451
>1 unique asset
>flashbang
nigger what are you doing

HONK QUICKLY PUT OUT A UPDATE TO AUTOUPDATE THE AUTOTRADER OTHERWISE A GREAT SERVER BOG IS GOING TO HAPPEN

>>8051451
(You)
y tho

>>8051451
good work purple momiji

>>8051054
>have twitch whore personalities with zero soul
Coco...

>>8051558
>>8051600
Someone told me buy the dog
So I did
I swing trade to buy more dog and now I am on the oshiboard
I think I'm doing things right

>the haaton-5 won't have the new coins on their custom traders on release
this is our chance to destroy them

>>8051765
You underestimate the Haaton5 too much

>>8051765
>he isn't on the haatoncord
where do you think the oshicoin images last thread came from? they're not on the website, they're from the sheet

>>8051750

>>8051590
? explain

>>8051054
Don't care if you want to stay poor, nigger. I'm in for the money

>>8051765
not a haaton but they don't even need to update the code, just need to add new rows
superchat shion 1m with a throwaway email to get a copy

>>8051472
I like how you're FUDing now

>>8051949
suggest a coin

>>8052276
>https://holo.poi.cat
Look at who has more daily views than they currently do on NASFAQ (today's views vs. yesterday's) and decide for yourself Anon. That's part of the fun. Increases in subscribers also count.
Holding only one coin is a major recipe for getting BTFO. If doog tanks, you tank.

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. Hope you bought the dips.
Using youtube api and excluding EN2.

>>8052276
Sell half your koro now, then sell the other half after adjustments. You're going to want some liquid to invest with in several hours. Be responsible on what advice you decide to take.

>>8052147
I would throw a 1m but I'm tech illiterate anyways

>>8052439

IPO network

>>8053304
Idea for these is giving oshiboard heads special hats

>>8053304
made me check my autotrader after seeing my own name, I need sleep

So I had 444 Holocoins yesterday and currently I have 333. By my calculations, I should've sold 5 coins less than I currently have, which means that I've been able to sell more than the expected outcome. Zhonk, fix this onegai

>>8051086
nta but
>me china girl aru, me from Tao-Tao Planet-aru
>HoloChina is no more
>This might be offensive
>the gobi is obviously stolen from Gintama/Kagura and turns out to be taxing, not everyone is as autistic as Peko

>>8052103
I'll buy them anyways, the only coin you don't trade is Towa.

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1427481453923868672
It's ogre

>>8053734
This but Kiara

>>8052276
>buy Korone autistically
>don't even ponder the Idea of buying some Ogayu as well so his dog isn't so lonely
how soulless are you m8, throw in some ducks, maybe a Shrine Maiden, some Pirate Coin if you can afford them (pretty expensive right now, your call) and you're good to go.

>>8052439
>Ui RFA finally counting

>>8053755
[inhale]
IS NORIPRO RELEVANT YET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qAp_Gk6CZg

>>8054283
FUCK YOU GIVE ME MY NATORI COINS
https://youtu.be/atZE1_ScM7Q

>>8054493
OK SURE BUT THEN I ALSO WANT PATRACOINS
it's delusional, I know...

>>8054546
I also want Patracoins...

>>8053660
The gobi stuff sure but the China shit was because of factors unforeseen and unreasonable to expect

>>8054619
dunno, case in point is the less lore they have to worry about the more they can focus on doing whatever the fuck they want which is - admittedly from anecdotal evidence - the better content.
Cases in Point: Polka is a Clown. Botan is a Lion. Miko is a Shrine Maiden too lazy to do that. Senchou cosplays as a pirate. Simple, sweet, don't worry about it. Now take a fucking gander at all the lore crap EN has to somehow cringe into their streams. One of them literally identifies as an Apache Attack Helicopter, will she go BRRRT though?

>>8052439
thanks anon

>>8054781
Theyre autistic. Pleas adnastd

>>8054585
give me tsugucoins, I'll pump my dead oshi to the moon myself

If I sleep now will I wake up in time for adjustments?

>>8043494
So the new coins will behave like Civia coin, right?

Honk give us tsunderia and VOM project coins
i want to own meru and tomoshika
give us dm cause i want to send my dick to every hoshiyomi in the top 100

>>8055091
it's in 4 hours

>>8055091
SLEEP SCHEDULING 101:
Always plan your sleep in multiples of 90 Minutes plus however long you need in your current tiredness to fall asleep. This is due to shallow shit-sleep and good REM-sleep interchanging, and every 90 Minutes marks around the End of REM sleep. You don't even need Uberman-Tactics for this, you will feel more awake and have higher chances to dream (= your brain cleaning up / defragmenting) if you sleep for 3 hours or 4:30h instead of 70 minutes, 210 minutes or even 330 minutes.
You have 4 hours left, I would schedule 3 hours of sleep plus however long it takes you to doze off, so set your alarm(s) accordingly, fellow Zain.

>>8055133
>[Deleted]

>>8055028
I would pump Mea all by myself too. I'm her wallet and ATM afterall

>>8055091
My body clock changed because of nasfaq. 2 hours before adjustments and I would just fall asleep and wake up 5 minutes before the adjustments

I don't know what an adjustment is
How do I play around this?

>>8055507
it's easy, you read the fucking Info page as the OP tells you

>>8055543
Never now spoonfeed me
What is adjustment and what is divvies?

>>8055598
ill spoonfeed you my dick

>>8055662
Post pic

>>8055598
>spoonfeed me
it doesn't matter if your account dies at starting value or maybe 20k more.

>>8055662
My mouth is wide open.

>>8055736
6 millions

>>8055598
Adjustments are a daily thing where the price of a certain stock will rise or fall, to simulate markets closing and reopening in real stocks.
Divvies are a weekly payout for every coin you have, so if you have 10 mikos and 3 suiseis, and miko has a divvie of 1500, while suisei has a divvie of 2000, your total payout will be 21k in liquid assets
You've been spoonfed now buy towa so we can shit on you

>>8055776
next he'll need your spread because thinking is hard.

>>8055507
See : >>8055776
No need to thanks me.

>>8055803
>wow anon, you must be good at this! Can you give me some good coins to invest?
Sure buddy, I'll help
>proceeds to shill shitcoins to ruin his chances of getting any sort of growth

>>8055870
>Hiding time
That's the same as admitting you're a SEAnig

>>8055889
why didn't I just do that, shit.

>>8055870
Why do you need to hide your time? Just set it to ET, newfriend

>>8056025
>>8055929
are you guys stupid or some shit ? IT THE FUCKING HAATON AGAIN !
Stop answering to obvious baits !

>>8055662
All dick but no balls to post it.
As expected from a Hoshiyomi.

>>8056113
>haatons falseflagging as hoshiyomi
as if they have anything to loose at this point.
>niggeryomi blaming the haatons
NOW we're going somewhere.

>>8041448
I PITY the boys that didn't pump Ollie.
We been FEASTING ever since Olivia debut.

My condolences to Anya backers, sorry about the tits.

>>8056235
kinda don't wanna sell.

>>8056235
good coin

>>8055598
>>8055662
>>8055870
>>8056113
>>8056214
Nice try haaton but we remember your time zone.

>>8056487

>>8056526
Sorry, easy mistake to make.

>>8056555
just helping where I can

>>8056487
all me

post em

>>8056711
and I bought 35 yesterday, before that it was 1290...

If y'all won't buy her during the IPO, I will

>>8056555
>>8056563
Don't worry it's an easy mistake to make.

>>8056487
Red fucking handed

>>8056487
>we

I'd like to do a survey,
>your average daily % gain in networth
>your relative position in the leaderboard
>are you able to spend all your liquid before divvies?

I'll start,
>+4-5%
>Top 50s
>Yes, barely.

I'm looking forward to your responses.

>>8057745
>2~4%
>Top 100
>If it's a red week or I make retarded buys that I logically shouldn't.

>>8057745
>+2-4%
>Top 15
>with how I play, always

>>8057745
>~8%
>Top 70
>Always

>>8057745
>0-3%
>top 5
>no I usually have a couple million left over

>>8051765
With how I coded all my sheets, you old need the name of the coin and update the data range. which can all be done in less than 1 min. The advantages of this is that you can change the order of the coins and it will still work.

Hello, I thought I would have more time to polish up the autotrader. Since the new coins are going to be released might as well release this now.

Nasfaq Better Autotrader v2.
This sheets aims to give the user the ability to run the autotrader 24/7 and on any device (as long as it can support google sheets). I would like to give users with bad internet (like me) or frequent power outage (also me) a chance to compete with other players.
I was planning on releasing this on friday. So features like other trading strategy is not implemented (Should I still add them?). But it has guaranteed to work 24/7 and has the exact features of zhonkbot with minimal added features.
I will release a detailed explanation of the code on friday. But as always the code is open source and can be looked at in just 2 clicks.
I have added the new coins but this is assuming the honk will use this names. If honk didn't use this names then change it. The coins names will always be lowercase.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gPdDHScx93KXjHokhIk23NZqXRX2JxAdeiNJziZUpBY/edit?usp=sharing

There is a new tab on nasfaq better autotrader and nasfaq wallet analyzer called Other Works. I will put there sheets that I'm working on and planning on releasing.

On the wallet analyzer I have fixed a bug with the caching function. I have accidentally added instead of subtracted the sells
If you already customized it and dont really want to copy it again do the following
Click Tools > Script editor > Transactions.gs
Go to line 77 and change the line from:
currentSells += cacheSells.getValue();
to
currentSells -= cacheSells.getValue();

>>8057745
>1-3%
>Top 20
>Yes, and I still need more liquid to fuel my buying haato funds

>>8057745
>anywhere from 30-80%
>top 500
>yes always

>>8057918
BASED HAATON I KNEEL

>>8057918
goddamn

>>8057745
>~1-3%
>usually 40-50, right now a bit higher but I can see the fall
>definitely. easily. I could before Wednesday if I wanted. Already down more than 50%

>>8057918
what do you say about the accusations that your sheet abuses the google servers to send too many fucking buy requests producing dupes? None of which is certainly proven, just want some commentary.
I'd also point out that it's pretty obvious when you release an "Anons" version that there's another version for I'd assume Haatons only? Not that I care.

>>8058214
the "dupes" being linked to the haatonbot is just coincidental. they were discovered around the same time the haatonbot was a hot topic, but they happen with zhonkbot just as much. theyre not even dupes, just previous buys getting reported really late.

>>8058214
Yes I will admit that the previous autotrader did produce dupes but it was only for the history. The current coin amount didn't change. I assumed that because the nasfaq buy/sell api will always return success: True. The transaction will added to the history even if it was on cooldown because it returned true. I was also able to reproduce it by using the zhonkbot and setting my system clock 10 mins advance. The zhonk bot will send a buy/sell call every second. Effectively giving me dupes. But recently I can't reproduce it anymore. So assumed that the devs already fixed it. The previous better autotrader was badly coded ngl so I deleted it.
tldr
both the previous better autotrader and the zhonkbot can produce dupes(set your system clock 10 mins advance). The current one and the recently updated zhonkbot didn't produce them anymore.

the haatons only one is just a backup and private use for other members who don't use 4chan.
>abuse the google servers
Can't really abuse the google servers if google puts a quota on their shits. The current quota is 20000 Url fetchs a day. Using Url fetchAll reduces the quota consumption a bit.

>>8058726
thanks for the statements, I believe in no ill intentions from your side and wanted to preemt any dogpiling with this. Was wondering where the devchama was who hunted for the bug when we found this thanks to your presence on the graphs.

>10k+ live at the peak
Maririn mogging holos without even streaming on her channel, how can she be so powerful

>>8058214
>what do you say about the accusations that your sheet abuses the google servers
nobody gives a flying fuck about Google's servers, the issue was with v1/v0 hammering nasfaq itself
>>8057918
I kneel piggie

>>8058726
>for other members who don't use 4chan
who are you grooming

>>8058856
she better be streaming something on her channel
also, who?

>>8057918
Found a bug.
>Captcha: X2HAX

>>8058726
>other members who don't use 4chan.
...what? who?
???

>>8060024
eh
Right Click the Setup Autotrader. Then Click the 3 dots on the top right and click the Assign Script

Put in this string:
setupAutotrader

Thank you for report the bug

>>8060126
There are real holomembers amongst us

>>8057745
>3-5%
>Top 80
>Always

>>8060131
Sorry, should've clarified: It's on the wallet analysis.

>>8060131
>>8060262
When you use the Manual Update, it seems to work, but still returns this error

>>8059148
Hoozuki Warabe, look you can even copypaste it and watch her.

>>8057745
>20%
>623
>Yes

for people doing /fit reps, please ready a dumbbell, heavy bag, kettlebell, large jug of water, literally anything heavy. arigathanks.

>>8060391
do my 20k coco bags count?

>>8060391
are you ok /fit/anon you seem off today

>>8057918
Just to be sure, does it works when my pc is not on?

>>8060293
>>8060262
Ahh, ok I forgot to put in the string lol
Go to Tools > Scripts > Transactions.gs
On line 27 change it from:
transactionSheet.getRange(tCacheRange).setValue()
to
transactionSheet.getRange(tCacheRange).setValue("")

Thank you once again for report the bug

>>8060558
Yes it runs on google servers so it will work even if your turn off your pc. It will run as long as the google servers are running.

>>8060425
took a rest day for the first time in a while and I feel empty.

>>8057745
-5~+5
Top 50s
Yes but with the cost of not turning off my PC and with higher electricity bill

>>8057918
I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong, I've used your previous auto-trader with no problem but when I try v2 nothing seems to work.
I create a new session ID to make sure and it work in v1 but not v2. I have no coins stats/no value whatsoever.
I don't really know what I'm doing wrong, tell me if I can provide you with so specifics.

>>8059148
She got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPQwlCFifpk tho

>>8060784
I forgot to say that the statistics will only update if you make a trade. I want to preserve the quota as much as possible.

Go buy/sell a coin and it will update.

>>8057745
>+2-4%
>Top 47
>Barely

>>8060887
Not him, but I'm having the same trouble and buy/sell did nothing. Still a blank sheet.
Script isn't returning any errors and my limited knowledge isn't seeing any bugs causing the issue.

>>8060887
Yes it worked thanks you again for the work you do.
Also, it seems that I don't get stats for Mel and Pomu

>>8061028
Hmm have you clicked the active checkbox on the top of the sheet?

>>8061047
weird I tried it and mel updated. Maybe try trading again to see if it updates.

Excellent strategy, haatons. But I won't fall for it. Those new coins are mine.

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit/ reps? Today we’re doing dumbbell military press. For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Remember to stretch, modifiers are optional and good luck.

>>8061314
Shoulders? fucking nice

>>8061198
Bought and sold some coins but Mel and Pomu are still blank

>>8061198
Yes, the active checkbox is on. I've bought and sold some fodder and the sheet hasn't updated at all.

mine works now thanks

>>8057745
>+14% daily since the start of active trading, +11% in the past 7 days.
>Top 100
>Always, gotta maximize my profits

>It wasn't a graduation premiere
https://youtu.be/pMNnZIz6YYM

>shion is doing a 3d live
>i have 0 shion
I'll never financially recover from this

>>8061198
Tried to trade Pomu and it updated her value, quite weird but it's ok
Thanks again for the work

and I'll show wallet

>>8061911
You can keep hiding it. We already have your wallet content anyways

>>8061198
>>8061422
I even tried starting from scratch, making a new copy and running the script again from nothing, and it's still returning the same lack of anything.

>>8062074
I have added a run time status and an error message cell. Try running updated sheet.

>>8061911
Hide it or show it I don't care

>>8061911
not my problem

>>8062074
check your holosesh setup, problem might be there

>>8062155
Nope. Zilch. Data refuses to populate, even after clicking Activate and buying something in NASFAQ.

>>8062309
buy 1 civia at target amount. activate and check it out

>>8062295
I tried it with the URL both decoded and encoded. Nothin'. I guess I could wipe the cookie and generate a new session ID.

>>8062353
if you're using the bot beforehand maybe u got limited by google? happened to me and just waited for an hour

Jesas. I'm only doing 20x1 today.

>>8062400
Actually, I'll check on that. It's possible I've been limited by google for something else.

>Literally 90% of the coins are sellable right now
I'm not going to spend my liquid before divvies at this rate

I'M FUCKING RICH

>>8061911
Don't listen to them, anon. I must know the content of your wallet.

This game actually gave me the confidence to actually try my hand at cryptocurrency. Thanks, bros.

I'm sure you want to know how I got here.

Meager gains from buying indos, but I'll take it.

Somehow still went up

>>8062565
>5 new IPOs drop in an hour.
You're gonna make it, anon.

>make several mils on green coins
>networth only 0.5kk in profit because of mori dip

I don't want to sell these Ui...

Mori is holding back my polka gains, big sad

>>8062747
Mori will be back up by midnight, you'll have your real % by then

I know what I have to do, but I dont know if I have the strength to do it

>>8062627
don't

thank you haaton for the improved auto-trader, pretty good with the tdransactions

>He still has Mori
Never hold more Mori than you can liquidate in a day, unless you can take the hit to your net worth when she inevitably dives.

>>8062627
Kek, see ya posting pink wojaks on /biz/

>>8062747
we're both in the same boat here, I'm
>>8062630
It'll go up anyways but it feels dumb doesn't it

>>8062789
We all make tough decisions, anon.
Remember, for every 1 you sell now, you could easily buy 3 when she dives in a week.

>>8062789
fat streams fat divvies, new people will flock to check her out this week, don't sell too much

>>8062855
yeah just like Miosha and Shion and Roboco and Sora all dip back to their old prices right? except that's not happening. Not at all.

yesterday/today

>>8062789
Sell everything you can today keep everything left for divs, rebuy tomorrow when she dips .

>running:off
I hate this bot

>>8062919
mofumofu...

>>8062902
Shion's a weird case because Haachama raised awareness of the power of Hiatuscoins, so everyone pumped her and Ayame and now they're both shitcoins that sometimes pay out a jackpot. You can see this happening to Iofi as well: she was a 1.5k~1.8k coin before, since she returned from having COVID she hasn't dipped below 3k for more than a few cycles, and might never recover unless we get a manual bog again.
Mio's had multiple days where she just drops down to 2k because she can, so I'm not sure what the issue is there, unless she used to be LOWER and I'm just forgetting.
Sodamania, brother. Can't be stopped.

Part of all of this is due to inflation. Everything is going up in value and when it dips, people pump up the volume like it's a hearing aid at a senior center.
I do maintain that Ollie will return to something resembling her previous price, though. She's not gonna be 7k forever.

>>8062789
Do it

>>8062902
Except it does

Fuck, ok i fixed a bug with the autotrader where it doesn't start its loop. recopy it or go to Tools > Script > Main.gs
on line 232 change the line from
} while (runOnce == false);
to
} while (runOnce != true);

FUck you google why can't use the set value

>>8062919
tft... I kneel.

>>8062902

>>8063144
three of those are inflating, anonchama...

>Deer God's profile indicates she's an ASMRtuber
Don't bother. Every ASMRtuber we have in Hololive is a shitcoin.
t. Somebody that will instantly shoot to Top 20 if a certain ASMRtuber ever stops getting fucked by Susan.

>>8063184
what about me then

Are you ready to pump EN2 to 50k?

>>8055028
I want to pump Tsugu's cunny

>>8063145
>} while (runOnce == false);
>} while (runOnce != true);
See this is why I consider myself technologically inept. These read exactly the same to me.
It's all arcane magickz, I tell you. Utter wizardry. You make a pact with The Ghost In The Machine and whisper sweet nothings to it in hopes it complies with your compiled code.

EN2 doko.. I've been awake for too long I'm starting to doze off. My money..

Which EN2 coin is everyone buying here?
I'm going all in on Timecoin.

>BUY BUY BUY
https://youtu.be/uPQwlCFifpk

>>8063322
dont you dare

>>8063163

>>8063364
>Which
Every

>>8063300
Its just google being stupid. I have set the runOnce's default value to false but google says its an Object. so I have to change it.

also I have notice that there is another bug where the loop doesn't end. if the active cell is false

Recopy it to fix it

>>8063100
may I interest you in some fresh Mioshas?
https://mega.nz/folder/kf5hVSbY#JQ9XqirxMyW7YAnXgb_2wg

>>8063300
>runOnce == false
Keeps running as long as runOnce is equal to false

>runOnce != true
Keeps running as long as runOnce is anything but true. So I'm assuming it the loop will keep running even if you set runOnce to nil or any other value.

In otherwords javascript is garbage. In any other more reasonable language, you'd explicitly have the variable explicitly set to a specific data type.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMNnZIz6YYM
pretty good

>>8062902
Ollie's divvies are bad enough to deter every single retard to hold onto it

>Aki doing "super guerrilla" Minecraft
Maybe she'll stop fucking crabbing now.

>>8063364
I am legally obligated to buy in hard on Space.
I'll probably also buy in hard on Time because Wada.

>>8063562
You can always intrest me in transparent PNGs of chuubas.

>>8063596
...how is it javascript's fault that somehow you're allowing a boolean variable to become something other than a boolean. don't blame the language for shitty code

shut up nerds

>>8063100
also coming back to topic, I absolutely have no idea, really. It might just be the weekly happenings in hololive pumping crazy amounts of money into the market, or the coin amounts rising faster than ever before, or some richfags committing to just not selling. We did get our weekly red day even after the boggening, last week it was on Susan, but we might just be due for a second happening of that. OR the devchamas predicted this and will let it play out this time, because everything being mad expensive is at least the logical consequence of hyperinflation and also naturally curbs it a bit. next step might just actually be a divvies nerf...

>>8063667
>ollies divvies
>bad for her baseprice ~3k
are we playing the same game?

Hello I'm new, where are the EN2 girls?

>>8063802
in my bed

>>8063802

>>8063802
at 10:15, so in about 30 minutes

>Not buying 720 of each EN2 girl
ngmi

>>8063364
>Get
Sana = Cutie patootie coomer bait bunda vtuber
Hakoz = Because zoomer brats are always popular

>Get, but less
Nanashi = She hasn't tweeted as much. Can't get a read on her.

>Get, but only for the debut
Fauna = ASMR shitcoin
Ouro = Bad impression of her so far

>>8063802
I've already pumped the rat, figuratively and literally

>>8063596
>>8063145
>runOnce == false
>runOnce != true
>saying "== false" and "!= true" rather than just using the variable's value itself
oh no no no no haaton's this is your most powerful programmer?

>>8063199
>>8063865
>asmr
>no ear licking
dropped

>>8063796
If Ollie gives a 700 dividend at a 3k price point(unrealistic as she gets pumped all the time), it is virtually the same as buying Pekora at 10500 and giving a 2500 dividend, but Pekora has a way higher possible dividend ceiling. Buying Ollie is ultimately just to diversify.

it's so hard to sell

>>8063939
heh.

>>8063865
>Bad impression
Bruh she has one tweet what impression

>>8063965

>>8064032
anon is just upset at his FGO pulls.

I need to take a shit since adjustment, took me long enough to check the board and adjust numbers now I'm holding for fresh coins

>>8063888
Im retarded polfag. What do you mean by variable's value. Also if google would use the fucking default variable I set. I wouldn't even have to do this. I have set the parameter to runOnce = false and it returns an Object????

>>8064107
When will they learn

haachama's schizoposting again....

>>8064439
If you were coding something >for free and it kept giving you trouble for no fucking reason, you'd go schizo, too.
Lesser men have been driven mad by The Deep Magic.

>>8064252
Use an integer lol

>>8064252
are you passing in a value for runOnce when you call loopCoins?

itstimetostop.webm

>>8064514
I don't think he meant you, Haatonbro.
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427608091927842828?s=20
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1427607656131219467?s=20
I do understand your woes though, I'm a smoothbrain who once did some PHP and some other UI stuff.

Refresh the page lads

when do I press CTRL+F5 devchamas

>>8064745
NOTHING HAPPENED

Reminder to clear your cache at 10:14 or your zhonkbot will be bricked

>>8064578
kek, if it returns an object again I will riot
>>8064590
i only pass a value when you press the setup autotrader. So it would only run once and end the script immediately. If I didn't do this the setup autotrader would take a min to finish.

BHABBENING

STOP REFRESHING RETARDS YOU'RE BOGGING THE SERVER

deactivate your sheets first

LET ME IIIIIIIIN

Bitchass nigga I was buying coins

KILL YOUR SHEETS NIGGAS

>>8064913
NEVER.
LAST TIME I WAS 40 SECONDS LATE AND NABI WAS ALREADY $1500
I'LL GET IN OR NOBODY WILL GET IN.

REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH

gbf players where you at?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I dreamt there was a transformers IPO

>logins broke