/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

chumbies, I think Gura was upset because Cover is going to force her and other girls to collab with holostars...

>>80546535
I’m that shrimp

Day 14! Give it up for day 14!

>>80546759
Cover would be retarded to do that. I hope this isnt the case

>>80546759

>>80546954
TuT

She announced more streams! This is great news

Gurass

>>80547274
First off we need to genocide the bees and destroy all the bacteria that gave my sharkwife diarrhea

>>80546954
Thank you for your service.

I'm just so proud of my daughterwife, buds.

Sex with a fembud.

oh no!

>>80547913
My wife types very cutely

>>80547390
Bees are important. It's wasps that are the problem.

>>80547390
how can you say that? imagine how cutely she moaned when she got stung by the bee or while she was pissing water out her ass

>>80548293
people don't pee out their asses dumbud..

>>80547274
>le busy
>Didn't stream for weeks
>Streams still going to be sparse
Yay!

>>80548481
they do when they have horrific food poisoning

>>80548621
no they don't diarrhea is not pee. only accept the highest quality sources for your shark juice

Gura is too famous for us now...

Goob morning retards

>>80548542
sparse > 0

>>80548742
Goob morning faggot.
I fear one of these days I will say that out loud at work when I'm greeted in the morning. Unless it's to a faggot

>>80548865
Just tell them it’s a term of endearment. Kinda like how the blacks call each other nigga!

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

Gura cute Gura cute!

I don't think I like EDF it doesn't look fun to me

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>80548699
I actually worry about this every time she does a big collab or something she does goes viral again. I'd never wish against her success, but every time she does something big it feels like she's being pulled away from us just a bit more.

>>80549143
I ain’t getting it unless I get to play as Gura and I get to choose what costumes she wears. That would be cool…

so gura was actually shitting.

>>80547706
same desu

>>80548542
She said stream will be back to normal in August

>>80549351
Imagine making Gura let you watch her poop. Like you make her pull down her shorts and spread her cheeks and sit under her so you can get a good view and then tell her to poop but she’s apprehensive but she’s really gotta go. That would be crazy

Why are scatfags like this?

>>80549544
I'm not a scatfag but I think I'm starting to get it

>Actually told us she won't be streaming
>Actually told us why
I'm proud of the shark for learning to communicate

This is why Gura needs me. So I can check if her food has been poisoned or not by anti-Atlantian agents.

>>80549661
I’m not doing it to be scat upon. It’s more about seeing something so private and intimate and Gura being like oh nyo I can’t hold it anymore uuuuuu.

>>80549453
we'll see, not worth getting excited about until it comes up during the zatsu, for all I know she means late/mid

>>80549739
I'm a bit concerned since fwmc got food poisoned too. Did someone do something to their food?

I will feed Gura mouth to mouth

>>80549873
the dogs cant handle the honorable japanese good folded 1000 times
gura usually eat shit when she is alone so the real food she ate with her family made her sick

>>80549873
The Saplings are behind this. I just know it…

>>80550028
No Fauna is out greatest ally.

>>80550066
Heed my words. Do not be fooled by their girly appearance. The Saplings are demonic in nature. Their sadism knows no bounds.

>gura visiting her extended family
>they ask what she does for a living
>"s-s-stuff on the internet"
>they think its porn

>>80550309
But it is porn.

Honk honk! Ok time for work chumbuds! See you guys later tonight!!
*peels off and immediately runs over family of bobrs*

>>80550386
Those silly bobrs should've stayed in the water

does gura count friday as part of the weekend

>>80550515
She probably would have said today if she meant today, I took her statement as meaning the chatting will be either tomorrow or sunday.

Do you guys think Papa shark is proud of her because of the Dodgers collab?

>>80550255
No!

>>80550581
Please be on Sunday... I'll be busy tomorrow.

>i'll pop up here/there tho probably
>probably
lol we all already know what that means
the member stream will be the one and only stream we get and then nothing until August

>>80550658
Foul beast!!

>>80550618
I'm extremely proud of goob and I'm just her fatherhusband

>>80550754
get slapped kid

My likes finally loaded again. Bottom three are from the day of the dodgers collab. Don't know when she did the top two

>>80550823
thanks. and I'm glad she's appreciating moral's art

>>80550816
Woah. Fauna is strong

>>80550816
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

>>80550954
Summer goob

>>80550915
nopan supremacy

>>80550954
I like this goob

>>80550823
>Bottom three are from the day of the dodgers collab.
how do you know that? I didn't see them posted?

>>80551195
They loaded for me last Sunday I think, but i never ended up posting them

>>80547706
>>80549403
erai erai~

>>80551268
Goom perm hoarder.. the perfect crime.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120474785

It is written. Kill all bees and foods who harm shark wife.

>>80551429
No problem

>>80549218
I think it's already too late for that

>>80551413
gurame sex good

>>80551371
Do goom perms have meaning anymore? The point of them was that Gura was horny, but now by the time anyone finds out about it she's no longer horny. The thrill is gone.

>>80551429
It will be done

https://x.com/fruitheadart/status/1811783676989980846

Gura hasn't streamed. Did she graduate?

>>80551929
Me on the left

>>80551929
T u T

So management have been bullying my slut. What can I do about it? How can I save her?
Because it pisses me off and I'm supposed to be the only one allowed to sexually bully and ryona this whore T u T

>>80552515
That's a dumb conclusion to reach.

>>80552515

>>80553438
Cute orange rili shrimp

MY wife

Za Ko~

MY Gurandma.

Gura's wife is sexier than Gura

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>80554234
Gura is a fembud
>>80554149
This will never be true

It always makes me feel all giddy when she makes member posts.

>>80554658
same desu always makes my heart skip a beat too

I was going to say they should have an EDF6 collab, but can IRyS even join Gura and Kiara?

>>80554963
why wouldn't she be able to

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

someone liked my comment, it must have been Gura!

>>80555270
someone liked and unliked my comment I can only assume they hate me

>>80555270
No one ever likes my comments

Is that true? >>80554398

>>80555403
retard

>>80554963
IRyS has been Gura's good buddy since the last Japan trip

>>80547326
SNIFFFFF

>>80555403
Why are you so effeminate?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>80554963
region lock autism

I think my pet dog is broken

>>80555651
samen

>>80556601
s-samen?

I made meatballs with penne

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>80556636
sry
>>80556601
meant for>>80556134

>>80555395
I like this comment

>>80556710
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I can't wait to see my mommy again tomorrow or sunday!

Four days and counting.
I'm sure it's just a coincidence... again.

>>80556939
It's been zero days since you made a retarded post though??

heh

Shirako.

just testing what this soundpost is buried in my folders

>>80557056

Communication? She loves me (not you)

>I get to see my family soon for the first time in a long long time
I thought you guys said she lives near her parents and sees them all the time?
Also, that proves she didn't go swimming with her family like you suggested.

>>80554398
>>80555429
i dont want to shit up this thread so ill make it short, did he do something that gura would actually get ticked off by? because thats good news if it pushes the homos into obsolescence further

>>80557317
Yeah she did. She went swimming with me, her husband whom is part of her family.

>>80557317
i dont really care for the drama but can someone reply to me with gwart of her in one of those school swimsuits thanks

>>80557098
oh wow ok

>>80557432

>>80557432

>>80557317
Family can mean more than parents esl

Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

>>80557494
that ones ok thanks
but more leg is welcome

>>80557518
AI? i cant fucking tell anymore man

>>80557597
Just look at the hairpins, AI always screws it up.

>>80546508
I wonder does her milk taste like?

>>80557523

>>80557669
She doesn't produce milk because she's a feesh.

>>80557652
ah, does look like ai then. something always just feels off

>>80557766
then how do you explain this?

>>80557056

>>80557828
Frothy product from her dual shark cocks.

>>80557677
good one thanks
she has such childbearing hips its so fucking unfair

>>80509099
>That's not true at all. You're suggesting that Gura ghosting us is defined by the time she isn't streaming, but that's false. In fact, it's very easy to prove you wrong by example.
What I said is entirely true, you've failed to prove me wrong and, funnily enough, you accidentally proved me right because you ignored what I actually said. I said nothing about "the time she isn't streaming" from a macroscopic lens or as an aggregated total, like you're suggesting I am - what I said is that you would need to measure the periods that she isn't streaming. That's completely different, and is absolutely not false.
>So ghosting is dependent on the number and duration of her absenses.
Anon. That is, quite literally, exactly what I said:
>The fact that you're apparently not referring to those periods is what's disingenuous, because that means you're completely ignoring the very thing that you would need to measure to determine whether there's an improvement in Gura's ghosting or not.
In the interests of not threadshitting with another wall of text and letting sleeping dogs lie I'll just end here. This is what I get for not hiding the conversation on my phone and then skimming the last thread right after waking up.

>>80558546
Kill yourself crossposter.

>17 hours Ago
Fucking hell

>>80556601
>>80556636
>>80556743
Cute samenbud

>FFFFSSSHHHHT

>retard still arguing with himself
I see nothing has changed on that front

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>80558924
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>80558924
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>80558846
Is ANYONE reading that stuff? Has the plot changed any?

>>80556710
>80546759
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS POISONED SHE'S STILL THE BEST!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!

>>80559140
I use ai to summarize it for me

https://x.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1811826996407631889

>>80559145
Whoops, forgot to unhighlight that 2nd post when I was checking what it was.

>>80559140
I just hide it.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>80558924
FEEL BETTER GURA

Why is this shrine maiden allowed to put things in my wife's ass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSGdCXbWKkA

>>80559242
why is she like this

why are animals always attacking gura's feet

>>80558924
FEEL BETTER GURA
Please be nicer to your delicate tummy.

>>80557317
Why do you assume she swam with anyone?

>>80560228
Anon... It's dangerous to let children swim by themselves, especially if they need floaties, are you retarded? Plus she needs someone else there to change her swimming diaper.

>>80558924
FEEL BETTER GURA

jwu
sounds like goomber is pissed at management

For King and Cunny!

>>80555006
Region lock, since JP get JP members and everyone else gets EN I think?

why does she hate the EDF sponsor bros?

I bet Gura went back to drinking the oat milk, thinking "I haven't had any in a while, I probably built up some resistance for it".

>>80561530
Ugly game. No, really, Gura is a huge graphicsfag.

>>80561602
retard

I put mango habanero sauce on my chicken nuggies today. My tummy horts a lot right now.

>>80561758
sounds worth it, luv me some haba

>>80561758
Funny you say that. I had chicken nuggies with hot sauce that I made a chicken sammich out of today.
I was low on nuggies and I needed to make it more filling so I grabbed some bread.

>>80561602
Gura should play crisis then. It's still a fine looking game even given its age.

Sex with Gura while teasing her by forcing her to LARP as other girls
>>80527422
I lean towards picrel

>>80561758
mm mmango

>>80560228
If you think someone like her, who has a history of fainting from syncope is going to go swimming by herself, then you're not very smart. We're talking about a girl who's said she's anxious about living alone in case she faints, hits her head, and no one is around.
People who have a history of fainting, seizures, or similar conditions, don't go swimming alone. It's a really easy way to die.

>>80562275

>>80561476
That's really fucking stupid. What if I want the Mio, Fubuki, or Ayame decoys? Also, there's tons of Gura fans in Japan. What do they do if they want the Gura decoy?

>>80562463
I was never a big amesame shipper or anything, but sometimes I think Gura REALLY likes Ame.

>>80562458
And yet she's still alone. Sorry reality itself is btfo'ing you.

Are you guys fighting about dumb things again...

>>80562961
I'm chillin'.

>>80562961
I'm meltin'.

I am at a neutral temperature.

>>80562961
I turned on my humdifier and suddenly all my animals got really comfy

>>80562881
You don't know that and she literally hasn't implied anything like that in over a year.
Plus, I'm not talking about her living situation. You don't need to live with people to go swimming with them. She probably went swimming with friends. She said she wanted to get out more, get new hobbies, and make friends. It's clear that she did.

>>80563866
What friends when she's lonely?

>got her first bee sting
>gave herself food poisoning
She is a literal child. She needs a responsible fatherhusband like myself to watch over her 24/7

my daughterwife

>>80563943
>food paranoia
>still gets food poisoning
maybe her immune system sucks

>>80563936
Why are you replying to a retard that doesn't watch stream and just likes to twist her words?

>Chumbuds at war with bees now

>>80564360
No one hurts my wife and gets away with it

She belongs to me

>>80563936
When you become older, your friends don't necessarily live near you anymore and you can't see them all the time. That would also explain why she started feeling linely recently. Maybe she met up with online friends and then they had to go back so she started feeling lonely. But while they were there they went swimming or something.
I have no idea.

>>80564360
I liked bees, I thought they were cool and necessary. Until they started attacking my wife...

>>80564360
My chameleon spent hours trying to eat bees. Maybe he was onto something

>>80564546
>trying to eat bees
>trying
Does this imply he failed? I hope he was okay?

>>80564594
The bees kept moving so he wasn't able to get a good shot.

>>80564540
>I have no idea.
No one does. I dunno why people make such big assumptions like you're kind of doing. But I understand people love their rrats.

The best news that can be taken from this is that she's less concerned with people making rrats and more concerned about letting us know what's going on. I think that's an improvement over last year.

>>80562742
Gura does like Ame but there is evidence that Ame likes Gura way more. There are things Ame does that not even Kiara and Fauna--who are also very fond of Gura--do. Ex: admits to having Gura's stream on blast when in the shower and/or naked; spend hours on and off stream building a personal road for Gura in Minecraft.

>>80564540
>I have no idea.
Yeah, its pretty clear you don't.

everyone in this general knows this retard. you don't need to point out how they're a retard

>>80564782
yeah but sadly, for a job like this saying less than necessary will always be better, I heard some JP niji talent was fired for joking about fucking baseball which then got her cancelled

>>80564852
They should just get it over with and "scissor" each other already.

>>80564917
All I'm saying is that there is no way in hell she'd go swimming by herself because of how dangerous that would be. And since it wasn't with family, then that leaves only a couple other possibilities.
"With friends" is the best case scenario. I don't want to entertain the possibility of the other one.

>>80564360
Was it really a bee or was it a yellow jacket?

>>80565313
You don't know the severity or status of her syncope. Stop talking out your ass. You're the same person who used to make complete shit up like Bae laughing with Gura about their offline life during a stream. We still see your mask.

>>80564035
I really enjoy this image.

https://youtu.be/HbTiCdknEio
GURA NOOOOOOO!!!!

how small are her feet that a bee stung her through her croc hole

>>80565491
Doesn't matter, Chumbuds will genocide an entire hive of honeybees.

>>80565313
I bet you also said that she's a liar. Rule of thumb of your faggotry: everything coming from her that can be used for low effort shitposting is true, anything else is a lie.
Try to be creative for once

if a bee stung her cunny, how puffy would it get?

>>80565687
more like the bee was small enough to crawl into a hole. southern peninsula folks love flip-flops so she could've been wearing those too

>>80566153
H-hot...

>>80566153
I've seen things...

>>80565217
I disagree and I think the case you're talking about, Gundou, was an oulier that had more to do with the company wanting her gone than anything else. They used the backlash from her baseball question to fire her or force her retirement. Hololive is not Nijisanji, and they like Gura way too much to ever do anything like that to her.
Talking to fans makes fans feel closer and more appreciated. It makes it feel like she cares, and a lot of the time they want to see fan responses anyway. Staying silent all the time about everything out of fear and caution seems like a terrible way to have a career like this.

Mucho texto

>>80564360
I'm the only one allowed to bully and ryona her! Fuck bees!

>>80565697
Anything for my Empress.

I will kill all the bees before you guys do

>>80566481
Gura's problem is she doesn't know what to say or how to word what she wants to say; she overthinks it. Remember how she needed our help just to Tweet at Towa? I have the same issue and it makes me put off replying to people like family, until I feel like too much time has passed to reply.

>>80565575
>You don't know the severity or status of her syncope.
She literally told us it was bad enough that she was worried about falling while living by herself and she always complains about sleepiness and feeling lightheaded when she gets up too fast. She said she has a history of fainting. That's enough to where it's incredibly risky swimming by herself.
Look anon. She directly told us that she wanted to get out more, get new hobbies, and talk to people. A few months later, she's going out and swimming and stuff. This isn't some magic crystal ball shit. It's pretty obvious she made some friends.

Oh nyo!

>>80567183
Nice fanfiction.

>>80566756
The only way to improve that is by doing it more. The more she writes to us or other holomen, the better and more confident at communicating she'll become.
Like any other skill, you become worse at it if you stop doing it for long periods of time.

Uh I think you guys are going in circles

>This isn't some magic crystal ball shit.
nta but you're taking things she said last year and trying to do exactly that. i don't care about her having friends but it's obvious what you're doing, and you have a history of it. you'll continue to drag this out like the shitposter you are

>>80567394
Which part is fanfiction to you?
The things I listed that she told us directly, or my assumption that she was telling the truth and pursued those things like she said she was going to do?

What are you retards even arguing about?

I'm going to release the bees~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jnecnhS-Z4

Gura's tummy said it would like to eat more poison.

>>80567614
Reminding you of the things Gura told us is not shitposting. Sorry, SEAcreature.
Also, I sense you're not being very honest. I think the notion of her having friends DOES bother you. In fact, I think it bothers you a lot. And that's why you push back on this so much, despite it making sense and having nothing to do with cuckposting or anything bad.

>>80568030
Fuck you

>>80567614
>last year
This year as well. Did you not watch the palworld streams?

>>80567671
Gura never said anything about making friends. And if she did have friends, they'd be pretty fucking lousy at being there for her as evident of her feeling lonely. Stop putting words and intentions in her mouth.

>>80567823
Someone is upset his tea leaf reading isn't taken seriously

>>80567823
I think it's just another long nohomo internet fight about actually nothing important between two just dudes.

>>80568306
What do think getting out more, not being cooped up inside her room, getting new hobbies, and talking to people entails, anon? This is all part of her "self-enrichment" stuff she talked about.

>>80566562

>>80568030
This is the kind of thing I think of when I think of anime dubs.

one of the less interesting larps imho but a valiant effort

>>80568480
Just admit you lost dude. You got no proof of anything, and are just making wild assumptions about her like a schizo.

I'm so sleepy chumbies. I promised myself that I wouldn't drink coffee so I wont.

>>80568791
Just go to bed? I don't see the problem.

>>80568791
Keep it up, bud.

>>80568811
me and my maid daughter wife

>>80568811
Gura can you come over and unclog my toilet...

It's odd how disgruntled I was with her fucking off for 2 weeks again but how at peace I am with the idea that she won't stream for the rest of the month after she just...said so.

>>80568030
Too many bees? A briefcase full of bees oughta put a stop to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

>>80569137
There's nothing odd about that.

So "been a busy couple weeks on the hololive side" is her recording in Japan, yeah? Since she's going to stream this weekend, I guess she's now back home? Because when else will she be able to record for breaking dimensions if she's going to go visit family for the rest of July?

Also, I guess this probably means no more Luigi or the other games she was playing unless they can get perms again. That kind of stinks.

>>80569137
You are me a year and a half ago.

>>80569137
Almost like the issue the entire time has just been fucking communication.

>>80546508
Does anyone know what CYOA are bros?
I'm making one that will include Gura I'll post it when I finish it.

>>80569212
Should be more Luigi later, they have permanent Nintendo perms (except Pokemon because TPC are assholes)

>>80568690
I genuinely think you are very stupid if you truly believe Gura went swimming alone.

>>80569137
Do you get disgruntled because you think she's doing it on purpose to upset you? I love Gura but if she's not active I just go do other things instead of drawing conclusions like a schizo.
>>80569407
What makes you think anyone cares what you think? Because you saved Gura images?

>>80569394
>they have permanent Nintendo perms
That's clearly not the case. FWMC had to stop their Ocarina of Time playthrough last year and haven't been able to get perms back for it despite trying again and again.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>80568590
For some reason this line comes up in my head every so often and I'll say it out loud to myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZT94_yTOls
I'll often quote a lot of random shit to myself...

SAME-BEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU

>>80569710
ye

Stop talking about filling my holes with your goom

>>80569407
She's an adult, retard. She's made it this far in life living all by herself with her condition. No need to add your stupid headcanon to the mix.

>>80569759
Lol.
I don't know if it's because dubs are usually trash or if it's because it was the 80's, but that guy looks like the kind of character that wouldn't have a voice that deep. I wonder if it was different in the original.

Gura does not want you to cum on her.

>>80569779
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Cyb0rseggz this weekend?

>>80570157
That's not true. Please stop lying.

chumbud check

>>80570299
>>80555136

>>80570299

>>80570099
she literally told us she was worried about it and that it gives her tons of anxiety. Also, I don't think bringing up this mold queen's living habits is the victory you think it is.

>>80570299
This is the real chumbie check.

>>80570299
GYATT DAMN

>>80568030
the bees, the bees are here

>>80570299

>>80570299
GYATT DAMN
>>80570399
M M M M M M M M M M

>>80570399
M
I love this precious retard so much

>>80570399
M RT

>>80570299
GYATT DAMN

>>80570399
MMMMMMMMM

>>80570399
M and they're both chumbie checks.

>>80570299
GYATT DAMN
>>80570399
M
>>80570471
RT

>>80570399
>>80570471
M + RT

>>80570299
I hate the gyat damn meme but the way Gura said it when she talked about the thick fat tail was damn cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnJVBfF977Q

>>80570399
M RT

>>80570299
gyatt damn

>>80570399
M+RT

There probably won't be any streams in the latter half of August because she probably won't stream around Advent's 3D debuts and she definitely won't stream around Breaking Dimensions.
So we're probably only looking at two weeks in August.

>>80570580
A lot of memes I learn of these days is through Gura, and even she herself is falling behind.
It's not just that we're getting older, the internet itself moves on so fucking fast now.

>>80570399
MMMMMMMMM
>>80570471
RTRTRTRT

>>80570395
If you wanna continue believing gura has friends despite all the evidence to the contrary, be my guest but keep it to appropriate sites like fanfiction dot net.

>>80570804
If we get 2 full weeks in August we will be eating well. You need to understand if you read that member's post she is having to do Hololive work off-stream so much that she can not stream. She is the number one Vtuber Plus she talked about taking a break soon but will do a members stream tomorrow or the next day after She will stream in August, regardless of what you may think Gura has earned this time off. Every time you think she is taking time off not working that is far from true.

Chumbies and Gura are truly together forever, through sickness and health.

>>80571177
luv me goob

>>80562961
I like fighting about Gura, yes

>>80571177
Uh, actually she hasn't streamed while sick in a while now. It's not inaccurate to say we aren't together with her in sickness.

>>80571408
She's still embarrassed about telling us about her pissy shirt...

>>80571561
That was over two years ago.

>>80570399
M

>>80570399
ᴹ + ᴿᵀ

>>80571177
those wedding vows weren't for nothing

>>80569137
that's because it's reassuring, it shows she actually cares this time.

>>80571177
Gura and I are married.

>>80571047
I think it's much more likely that she has friends that live far away from her that she can't see all the time rather than she went swimming alone.

>>80570299
GYATT DAMN
do I hate that phrase...

>>80571408
Don't you "uh ackchyually" me!
No matter how rough things can get for her and for us, we somehow always stay together.

>>80570399
>>80570471
M+RTxInfinity

>>80571177

I hate having to shit right before work

>>80571963
The hololive girls, yes. Swimming alone? Also the most likely scenario.

>>80571048
I think you're very silly if you think the majority of the cumulative 8 months she took off this past year had much to do with hololive.

>>80568670
im going to have to take this back. you let your mask slip too far

>>80572192
Reminder

>>80572229
>Also the most likely scenario.
If you're retarded and don't pay attention to literally anything she or the other girls say, then sure.

>>80572196
That's the best time to shit. Get it out of your system so you don't have to worry about it while you're trying to work.

>>80572386
You're so retarded its getting kind of embarrassing. Just drop the chumbie larp.

>>80572407
I shouldve clarified, I just finished taking a shower and now I have to shit. All good though, I have a bidet.

gura should play this

Can you guys drop the swimming stuff already, I think you've said all you needed to say multiple times just in this thread. You've made your points.
Now excuse me while I love my wife.

Gura definitely owns a bidet. No stinky shark butt for her

Is everyone here a newfag? Not only did no projects come from the 5 months she took off last year, besides the sendai collab and maybe the anniversary streams she didn't prepare anything for, but the other girls said they couldn't even reach her during those months. Between August and January, she didn't seem to do much of anything for hololive and no one could reach her.
So don't come here and say shit about her earning breaks. She has had 8 months of breaks in the past year alone.

>>80572660
I fucked your slutty wife

>>80572386
Peak irony right here.

>>80572795
what dose of ritalin are you on?

>>80572603
None of the other hololive girls talked about doing any of the things Gura told us that she did over the past 8 months. They don't hang out. They literally said they hardly spent any time with her while they were together in Japan. Just work stuff.
So all the hobbies and interests and her going out and doing things wasn't with hololive members.
You're fucking retarded and I don't understand why you're coping this hard about her simply having friends.

>>80573041
Gura will never collab with a Holostar

>>80572917
>>80572896
>>80572795
>>80572603
>>80572386
>>80572238
>>80572229
>>80571963
>>80571408
>>80571047
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>>80573041
What two weeks of no streams does to a mf

Dodgers mention

fembud prime is talking about my wife

my wife made the dodgers win!