/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

>>80529599
>>80529608
Why do you do what you do?

>>80529599
ok tako you can have your forced dead ina thread

Gura cute Gura cute!

deadest hours when chammers is live?

>>80529722
Kill yourself.

What the fuck is she spiggin about?

quaso?

>>80529722
That's a puffy vagina

Foobs' tummy inflation fetish...

>>80529797

Bae cute!

Chammers sure is spiggin…

holy shit look at haachama's big fucking tits awooooooooooooooga
im going like this right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ1UdYOrR3E

>>80529797

Choose

>assRyS art is rising again
bueno

>>80529722
I recognize that penis.

>>80529847

>>80529819
Since when are vaginas shaped like a dick?

>>80529856
19

>>80522288
qrd on this?

Chammers will get 2mil and I will make it happen.

>>80529856
Give me seat 31 so I can be next to Ina and her bare feet (Ina says she always takes off her shoes and socks when on planes)

>>80529856
Literally anywhere (btw don't put lamy next to that thing)

>>80529875
Needs her red tan.

Chama won't milk me...

>>80529856
32 32 32 32 32 32 32 32 32 32 32 32

>>80529856
18

>>80529856
roll

[Sad news]
Haachama will NOT milk you

Haachama won’t milk me…

with Mel gone, will anyone outside myth ever invite Ame to join their 3d?

>>80529856
38, I want to see what happens if I get stabbed in the middle of the flight

>>80529856
38, 4 and 11

>>80529856
rolling
may RNG bless me

>>80529856
3, 16 or 11 please.

>>80529856
26 please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
You heard her gays

J**
How was pink women collab? Who has higher cooking powerlevel?

>>80529856
33

>>80529995
Shiori will

>>80530085
>Who has higher cooking powerlevel?
Mori

>>80529995
Roboco

>>80529856
I would fucking kill to sit in 26.

>>80529856
32 in a fucking heartbeat

Deadbeats told me that Mori was promoted from Death's apprentice to the Grim Reaper herself, but in today's stream she called herself an apprentice. Deadbeats, care to explain?

https://youtu.be/Hq0UJ2Z1vS0

Chama gone...

>Hololive
>No one is live

>>80529856
19 5 15 32 21 1 3

Now what

HAACHAMA CHANERU
God I love this ED so fucking much, and I wish it was 3 minutes longer...

I love this doll!!

>>80530062
banger

I love Mikochiii

Man I'm surprised Chammers went that long, I feel like her English streams are usually like 2 hours max.

SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOE WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOE AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU SCROLL SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/ze92r8.jpg

>>80529856
1

>>80530177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNDlPofU1Yw

>>80530241
eww

Literally dead hours

>>80530211
I was thinking the same thing earlier. Probably wanted time off before the collab or she might have gone longer
>>80530191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mj2QJE-UOI
Don't disagree but just wish Infinity got more love

>>80530234
cute

>Full Release of REDHEART was 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg

GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING /HLGG/ I'M FEELING VERY BROWN TODAY HERE IN MANILA
MY BANANA STASH WAS STOLEN BY A GANG OF MACAQUES AND NOW I'M SAD

maybe it's time for everyone to go sleep

How was the Mori cooking stream, worth watching?

>>80530177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-XydAgT8a0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvw97L4Mrmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wAh4FangiA
Stream them! And pre-order EDF6.

>>80529831
Bae a cute.

GIII MURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>80530283
it's a very sweet song but definitely not something that I want to go back and listen to often unless I want to ahve a cry or something

>>80529856
let the gods decided

Miko never finished watching Code Geass...

>>80530358
Who is this

>>80529856
18, optimally

https://youtu.be/mzHu_X0gFAQ?t=219
Wdsdib?

>>80530148
Demoted due to tax and gay crimes.

>>80529856
ROLLAN FOR 19

>>80529856
I will roll, no lesbo, please

>>80530320
>How was the Mori cooking stream, worth watching?
Mori Calliope's cooking stream has received positive feedback from viewers. Fans enjoyed the interactive and fun atmosphere. If you enjoy casual, engaging content with a mix of cooking and community interaction, it's definitely worth checking out.

>>80530085
Was genuinely a lot fun, they had a surprising amount of chemistry

>>80530303
REDHEART is such a top tier EN song.

>>80530316
Alright, fine.

hey man

>>80530431
Thank you chat gbt

>>80530322
I still wish the holo collab items were something better than decoys. Decoys are basically useless.

>>80530453
>>80530230
why are you guys so late

>>80530406
Super cool Nenechi

>>80530443
He was waiting for the chumbud to tell everyone to go to bed again...

>>80530352
Good night!!

>>80530463
I think Chloe and LA+ should get girlfriends, this would solve two of the stalker problems in Hololive

>>80529856
For me its 32

>>80530406
How could Bae teach my Nenechi such profanities...

>>80530453

>>80530406
I love when she learns new english

Why is Biboo so tiny?

>>80529856
26, botan in the front, choco from behind

>>80530481
Tea break

>>80530431
Well time to watch then. I need something to watch well I make my maxed out penta melded crafter gear in ff14.
I really like cooking stream, I wish people did more of them.

>>80529856
give me the aloe spot

>>80530400
Yuul (Ina's character) from MythBreakers

>>80530430
That's one of the most heterosexual seats on the plane, good job.

>>80530536
perfect for my tiny dick

>>80530536
she baby

>>80530430
You do realize it's not a roll right...

>>80529856
fuck it

What is she announcing though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiKElyB42FM

>>80529856
obviously i would do anything to be next to watame. but gura or fauna would be fine too

>>80530406
>Bae teach me super COOL English word
Kek

In a survival aspect wouldn't it be advantageous if Botan just ate Watame?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkVUqSXlRnU

Sounds like she's gonna "have" Shiori

>>80530709
Who cares probably something like an interview with ohtani

>>80529856
roll me

>>80530709
The birth her and Miko's surrogate child

>>80529856
32, easiest choice of my life.

>>80530805
my two wives, i hope they kiss they each other

this is me

>>80530801
correct

>>80530783
they're friends... she would never...

>>80530489
I know the focus is Hajimeay but I can't stop looking at Ao-kun

>>80530801
good

>>80530783
Only coyotes and wolves eat sheep.

any cute anons around?

>>80530897

>>80530801
sniffa sniffa

>>80530801
why didn't I get a notification for this tweet

>>80530897
sorry, i'm not cute, i'm sexy

>>80530889
explain this then
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117160986

>>80530801
Stay away from her woman, don't turn more woman gay for you. I don't get why everyone wants to fuck Kiara so much

I miss my threadcrush

>>80530866
he's very handsome so I understand

>>80530801
>>80530963
Shiori will be able to beat the Kikkericock

>>80529599
>Justice collab
>Advent collab
>Raora Mori pizza offcollab
>Grindstone offcollab
>Chammers QNA
I WAS GONE FOR A COUPLE OF FUCKING HOURS

>>80530990
Stop crushing on the Shiokko.

>>80531027
And then tomorrow is completely empty

>>80531000
I want to smell Jimmy's fingers too.

Should I watch the pizza collab if I get triggered by fake italians not knowing how to make pizza

>>80530990
heyyyyyyy~

Has anyone posted any of the Japan expo panels online yet or is another con that takes away stream time so a select few geographically near people get exclusive content

>>80531091
Do you get triggered by real Italians not knowing how to make pizza?

Why's Mumei moomin in Japan?

>>80531091
Mori was pretty competent so you should be fine

>>80531009
she will beat it alright

>>80531094
Hey....

>>80531116
That would be even worse, yes

Caught up on pizza-stream and threads. Saw a mention of Reindeer meat. Its really funny to see people be surprised we eat Reindeer in the north as if they are some kind of magical animal. They are just a cattle type of deer

>>80531094
I like the one where she rolls her chair back and then falls over.

>>80531145

I swear to god Anya and Luna are cryptids and not real. What even are they? HoloEN needs a cryptid. The closest they have is Shiori but she's far too human to qualify for an SCP like those two.

>>80531167
they *are* magic dumbass, how do you think they pull santa's sleigh through the sky on christmas?

Ame tonight, I can feel it in my knees.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>80531236
Are your knees healthy?

>>80531167
same with kangaroo meat, they're just annoying pests

>>80531225
Anya is by far the most cryptid holo. I'm not even convinced she's real.

>>80531167
I tried cured deer meet, it was delicious.

>>80531209
i dont have that one, unfortunately

>>80531236
this is one of the cutest ames but no one wants to admit it

>>80531225
>>80531269
Explain what you mean by this

>>80531283
Sad! It always makes me smile.

>>80531283
what was that foul demon at the end?

>>80529856
Very nice

>>80531218
Go to sleep!

>>80531297

>>80531091
They had dough bought to them by a real pizza resturaunt, and it looked fucking awful, like it used baking powder instead of yeast
They used awful preshredded cheese that looked like it was made of plastic
Their dough got stuck to the board several times so they had to do it over
They made tiny little pizzas that looked undercooked with weird Japanese toppings like corn and potato

>>80531268
Kangaroo definitely has a bit of a unique taste to it. For once it's not just "kinda like chicken" like many other "exotic" meats.
I don't hate it, it's ok.

>>80531297
You know, like, they're just these creatures that are unexplainable and make you question your reality.

>>80531225
Bigfish...

>>80530801
Wouldn't be the first time

>>80531326
Oh man you're in for a culture shock if you go to Japan

>>80531309

>>80531297

>>80531326
Ok just reading this synopsis makes me angry, I don't think I can handle it, thank you for the warning..

Now that I think about it, I have never heard anyone say anything bad about Anya, ever.

>>80531297
>Personal Life details are incredibly sparse
>Literally no known previous internet activity
>Speaks in 3 different languages in her streams and never seems to care to stick to one
>Has the most don't give a fuck attitude
>Somehow has insanely strange connections and gets attention from people significantly more famous
>Seriously where the fuck did she come from?
Is she human? I'm not so sure.

>>80531404
i'm gonna do it

>>80531326
pizza dough is braindead easy to make by hand wtf

>>80531374
Good thing I'm not going to Japan then

>>80531404
Anya is short and she stinks!

>>80531266
No but I can feel it.

>>80531415
She's Yagoo's estranged daughter from when he was on a sexcation in ID

>>80531415
Anya is the third Bogdanoff

did someone say Anya?

>>80531404
Stick to one language in your streams bitch

>>80531426
Getting dough to rise properly is not easy

>>80529856
>choose
rng will decide

>>80531404
she sucks

>>80531404
Her lack of having big boobs offends me personally

>>80531498
Yeah, me.

>>80531489
?
You think pizzerias who make like 1200 pizzas a day always just get lucky?

>>80531489
pffft...maybe if you're actually braindead...

>>80531450
this is still one of my favorite rrats

>>80531489
Since when??? Mix it up put it in the fridge wait like a week, easy pizza dough.

>>80531517
yes?

>>80531427
I know but it's just funny when the point was for them to make a jp pizza and being that anal about the quality for a fun stream by beginners is missing the whole point but you do you

>>80531404
360p

Wademe

>>80531091
Italians are not real.

>>80531517
Making pizza dough is easy if you're a pizzeria with tons of experience
If you're a first timer then it's probably going to turn out like shit

>>80531543
>waiting a week to eat a pizza
wtf

>>80531517
the logo for dominos is literally a symbol of gambling

>>80531404
Her biggest offense was ditching her bare feet and never showing them to us again
She was made for footjobs but doesn't accept it at all, that's criminal

I will watch this vod until I sleep goodnight
https://youtu.be/lHLx62THuYM?t=253

>>80529856
seat 13 please!

>>80531373
Mori…
Gura…
Ame…

>>80531570

>>80531562
Ok but then being Italian and not even knowing how to make pizza is ridiculous in itself, that's like being German and never having made mashed potatoes or a Schnitzel

>>80531559
if you unhinged your jaw and swallowed Watame whole, would she explode out of your body when her 8 second revival after death kicks in?

>>80531593
watame farted thats why shes making that expression

>>80531566
You can use it sooner, the flavor will just not be as good.

>>80531612
>anon never met people who don't cook

>>80531638
girls don't fart

>>80531543
It's easy if it works
If it doesn't work, and it doesn't rise, or it tastes fucking awful, or it's too wet or dry, it's not so easy
And who waits a week

>>80531321
ogey...

>watching this ancient stream
>Shion pops in with the rizz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGnIulwq8dI

>>80531612
>Ok but then being Italian and not even knowing how to make pizza is ridiculous in itself,
Not really. Pizza is really finicky and requires specialized tools to make well. Easier to just go to a pizzeria than fuck around making it yourself

>>80531660
With me though...

>>80531626
you shouldn't eat this sheep, it is way too cute

>>80531648
If you're in your upper 20s or even 30+ and you cannot cook basic things you deserve ridicule

>>80531562
pizza dough is piss easy, like a lot of baking. there's a handful of ingredients and steps and you're encouraged to closely follow a recipe. what a load of shite. slapping water, salt, yeast and bread flour together requires you to be clinically retarded to fuck up.

>>80531559
thats my wife!

>>80531699
can I at least milk the that sheep?

>>80531689
get over here

>>80531704
I don't cook because I'm not a poorfag

>>80531710
It's very easy to fuck up dough even with precise measurements because everyone has different flour, different yeast, and lives in a different climate

>>80531723
LET'S GOOOO CUDDLES

>>80531687
But you can say that for any dish. Anything is easier if I don't have to do anything and just order it at a restaurant.
The uber eats zoomer gen is fucked, can't cook can't wash their own clothes can't repair anything.

https://x.com/suisei_submati/status/1811684232336670877
https://x.com/suisei_submati/status/1811684232336670877
https://x.com/suisei_submati/status/1811684232336670877

>>80531655
Dude as long as your yeast is not old enough to drink and you follow the recipe, it will work.

>>80531770
Most people don't have pizza ovens at home

>>80531704
A pizza isn't particularly basic, anon.
>>80531770
You're being obtuse, it's a lot easier to make something like a stir fry or pasta than it is to make a pizza.

>>80531770
>But you can say that for any dish
Nope, it's very easy to cook pasta, boil it in a pot
There's so much shit that can go wrong with pizza, and you need a special pizza peel, and a pizza stone, or a pizza oven, and 00 flour and the right cheese

>>80531612
So according to you every American knows how to make a good burger, all French people know how to make baguettes and asian girls just have to squeeze their titties to produce noodles.

>>80531776
Suityan can't resist

>just doing a second elden ring playthrough at this point
I'd say holos should do PvP but going online in fromsoft games as a popular internet person is a very bad idea

>>80531751
Yes, if you are clinically retarded and cannot read or weigh things it is "easy" to fuck up. Breathing is also easy to fuck up, you know some people are trapped under rubble or currently drowning, right? Be a little less disingenuous.

>>80531720
can you milk a sheep? like almond milk?

>>80531710
Pizza dough is unironically a single step harder than making chocolate chip cookies.
For cookies, you just mix everything together and bake.
For pizza dough, you also just mix everything together, but then WAIT, and then bake.
Anybody who thinks it's difficult is clinically retarded since the hard part is forming the dough into good sized pizzas without ripping or over-stretching in certain parts.

>>80531789
In Japan and most of East / Southeast Asia, most people don't have ovens full stop. Just a stove, a microwave, a rice cooker and maybe a tiny fish grill.

>>80531815
thats true about americans and burgers tho

https://litter.catbox.moe/ldaqpa.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/0lnxhf.mp4

>>80531822
What is bro yapping about

>>80531784
I've had my dough not rise for no reason at all too many times to be bothered fucking around with it anymore, and I've made hundreds of pizzas

>>80531760
calm down geek

>>80531801
It's called mozzarella and you can get it at any store

>>80531789
You don't need a pizza oven. You don't even need an oven.
You can just used a good iron skillet.

>>80531846
Nah see getting fucking dough to rise is hard. The fucking state of this thread.

>>80531651
watame isn't a girl watame is a WOMAN and WOMEN FART

Gura cute Gura cute!

stop treating cooking like it's a precise chemical reaction
the only way to learn to cook is by doing
you could follow recipe at the beginning, but over time you will have to follow your instinct to cook.
that's why there are professional cooks. they have honed that instinct.

>>80531821
Kanata should stop forcing herself to do these 8 hour grinds in elden ring on the same optional bosses that she's too weak for and relax a little bit

>>80531841
Watame's got some big ol' milkers, damn right you can milk her.

>>80531822
Are you having trouble reading? Everyone has different circumstances. A recipe that works for particular ingredients in a particular climate with a particular oven might work well for one person and not for someone else

>>80531789
>>80531801
This is cope. You can make it in a completely normal oven too, it just comes out even better if you have a fancy pizza oven or pizza stone, but it's not needed.

>>80531900
Baking is quite literally a precise chemical reaction and thanks to that highly replicable.

>>80531873
>any store
yellow plastic squares are not actually cheese.

>>80531801
The only thing you need is a pizza stone or pizza steel.
>Pizza peel
Use a cutting board
>Pizza oven
You don't use a pizza stone or pizza steel in a pizza oven. Those are for making home ovens capable of crisping up the bottom of the pizza crust (ergo you don't need a pizza oven)
>00 flour
Bread flour works fine and is readily available in every store
>and the right cheese
damn we're being gatekept by mozzy cheese

>>80531871
Oh come on let me be a little but excited

>>80531900
You're confusing cooking with baking. Baking is much more about adhering to recipes and instructions than cooking is.
And preparing the pizza dough in the first place is baking, not cooking. And it's simple with really basic ingredients.

>>80531880
>skillet pizza
Or you can pay 2 dollars for a slice of great pizza from many pizzeria that have an oven

>>80531918
>You can make it in a completely normal oven too
This is true, but you had to adjust the way you cook it, and pretty much no recipes will tell you this

>>80531900
Everything in baking is very exact

give me some 2am music to listen to

>>80531932
Yes, I agree with you? Should've bought mozzarella, not yellow plastic.

>>80531918
It's not proper pizza if it's not from a pizza oven

>>80531918
brick oven gives an amazing taste to the pizza crust but ye it's not necessary

>>80531963
We only listen to 9am music here

>>80531897
watame is my wife and i would never marry someone who farts

>>80531963
https://youtu.be/XmmHoam7y5U

>>80531906
Yeah she's been playing Elden Ring pretty strangely even for her. I don't know how to describe it though, like she's not really doing anything wrong but it does kinda feel like she's slamming her head into a brick wall that has a gap like 2 inches to her left. It makes me wanna shake her but that isn't that different than usual.

>>80531929
>>80531945
>>80531951
Provide a professional chef and someone who has never cooked/baked with the same ingredients, same equipment, and same instructions.
There will be a difference.

>>80531940
hmm fine
geek

>People still arguing over 2 pink dummies who had lots of fun making some pizza.
You guys need to get the sticks out of your asses.

>>80531963
https://litter.catbox.moe/b8ayob.mp4

>>80531963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slt_Bav8nsQ

>>80531939
You don't even need a pizza stone, you can just use a tray, the point is you either have to have these things or come up with copes for not having them
It's hard to get pizza into the oven without a peel

>>80531978
It's not a "proper pizza" unless it adheres to AVPN guidelines.

>>80531880
>You can just used a good iron skillet.
You have your pizza place at your disposal that makes your favorite pizza. No! You musn't! Think of your Italian ancestors and how disappointed they would be in you if you didn't even try and cook makeshift pizza at home.
Why are anons ITT like this?

>>80531963
https://youtu.be/kwyydB5zzrU

>>80532004
Ehehehe... nerd

If you didn't make your own dough and use your own pizza oven, then you didn't really beat the game

>>80531963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2sYLg26ujo

>>80531963
wait two hours and listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl9lQonO_RQ

>>80532000
Bring those goalposts back you disingenuous cunt.

Danchou coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKSfhBdDlI

>>80529599
Got recommended this one again, still perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olOfpzW50P8

I like how this thread has now become the world's dumbest debate between people with autism who know how to cook but are mentally incapable of putting themselves in someone else's shoes, and people who have no idea how to cook.

>>80532000
baking is an exact science

>>80532003
It's fine if all other holos don't know anything about making pizza but in this case one of them is literally making "I'm so Italian" her identity here. That just doesn't fly.
It makes her a fraud.

>>80532031
poorfags bitter they can't afford a slice of pizza. It is SEA hours after all

>>80532058
When are they releasing more of these? I liked this series.

>>80531932
>he thinks americans only have access to american cheese
whatever you can buy i can buy 10 better versions of it at my local grocery store, guaranteed

- I fiddled with the site a bit, now all (non-smol) tokens are gathered on one page instead of spread around the different pages with proxy that creates them.
- You can now also click on a token-creating proxy to view that token without needing to go look for it.
- changed a few arts and (re)made a couple tokens.
https://hololive-mtg-proxies.neocities.org/

>>80532088
Then it should be done by machines

>>80529856
15

>>80532089
Italians are allowed to break the rules because it's their culture just like only niggers are allowed to say nigger.

>>80532065
nevermind she hasn't had time to get home and eat yet!

>>80532031
Why are you so aggressively defending your lazy, incurious and sedentary lifestyle?

>>80532089
no one cares, stop larping as an Italian

>>80532115

>>80531770
zoomers don't know how to put their clothes in the washer?

>>80529856
I'll probably choose 17 or 18.
But what's going to happen to Biboo? You've put her next to Marine.

>>80532148
>stop larping as an Italian
Are you talking to Raora? She lost her ITA cred with this

Are italians latinx?

>>80532089
>makes her a fraud.
Kek, she can cook pasta you know.

>>80532095
>no more a-chan for the animation loop
probably never

>>80532124
Why are you aggressively defending wasting your time for a subpar product and assuming anon isn't being active or productive in the time saved?

The Italians in my blood are weeping for the state of this thread.
Mamma mia...

>>80532076
kek

There is something genuinely wrong with you if you don't know how to make pizza dough. It doesn't have to be from memory since it's fine to read recipes, but if you can't even follow a recipe then you have something more important to worry about than food.

>>80532192
The original latinx if you think about it.

>>80532192
literally no one is latinx because "latinx" is not a thing.

>>80532209
wtf let them out?

>>80532124
But I'm not even talking about myself? Thread was talking about Raora and how incomprehensible it is for an Italian to not have cooked pizza before just because she has no means to where she lives rn and she didn't need to back when she was in Italy (she did help her mom cook pizza though).

>>80532215
Shut up and make me my pizza, slave

>>80532215
Recipes aren't bulletproof because the flour, yeast and climate is different based on where you live

>>80532204
I'll take Nodoka.

>>80532209
Italian-americans aren't real italians.

>>80532215
wtf
it's blinking!!

After burnt gyoza, breaka da spaghetti, chloe's green zombie burger and hellofresh this is the fifth food scandal in hololive..

>>80532287
meds

>>80531963
one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuR8keO5i7M

>>80532215
>it's fine to read recipes
you didn't really cooka da pizza

>>80532278
Has there been Roboco x Cecilia art yet?

>>80532266
just buy premade dough and make the rest of the pizza yourself, thats what my friend would always do on her "pizza nights" and they turned out great (i would usually bring bacon or some other topping)

I feel like people will tell this guy yeast and climate is different based on where you live for cooking 20 times and he still won't get it.
Is it some form of autism?

Watamate, who is your favourite Watame pairing? (if it's shishiwata then someone other than shishiron)

>>80532329
quite a few, yeah
search their art tags together

>>80532332
That's what I do

>>80532322
what a stinky looking burger

>>80532322
>fifth food scandal
He came after Haachama Cooking

>Mumei gets to have sex with this

>>80532338
Why are you pretending that this doesn't only address 1 of the like 10 complaints you could make about their pizza
The other 9 would still stand

I wanna cooka pizza and then feed it to Ame

>>80532340
WATAFAUNA
i am dying for them to interact again soon, its my all time favorite ship

>>80532215
Zoomers are either incapable or completely unwilling to try. When faced with a problem that doesn't match exactly 1:1 with a problem they've encountered before will more often than not ask you to just tell them the answer then throw their hands up in the air and sigh like CWC when you try to coax them into critical thinking or problem solving. Part of what we've been pushing for a long while where I teach is basic interpersonal skills they should have naturally picked up before entering school, but they just don't have. Story boarding conversation scenarios like that Louis Theroux autist school doco. It's fucking nuts.

If you didn't grow your own yeast and produce then you're a fake chef. Anybody who thinks it's difficult is clinically retarded .

>>80532376
It should have been me...

>>80532375
I just cited her burnt gyoza so clearly not.

>>80532392
the language barrier...

>>80532402
nah theyre always trying out recipes they see on tiktok, they love repeating stuff they saw on a video especially food or drink related

>>80532402
skippa skippa

>>80529856
Kiara's seat, so i can poke Towa's back

>>80532386
You know what matters more than any argument in this thread? They enjoyed the pizzas and had fun making them while being very entertaining to the people watching. Anything else is just an autistic meltdown.

The Pizza wasn't even that bad. What a strange thing to get mad about when have people in Hololive who can't function as adult and can't even cook stove top ramen.

>>80532338
He's probably not listening to you because saying "yeast and climate is different based on where you live" means literally nothing. Even with the worst of 'climate', the variation of flour is +-1/2 a cup.
Also unless you're literally making your own fresh yeast, the kind you get at the store is going to be identical nationwide.

>>80532455
Maybe if you hadn't skippa skippa'd watching your momma makea da pizza your wholea lifa you woulda know how to makea da pizza yourselfa now raora..

>>80531270
It really is. Especially the curated steak cuts. It goes well in many other forms too as well.
>>80531235
Santa specifically breed Reindeer capable of flight, normal Reindeer are cattle.

>>80532469
My daughter's cake was perfect you cur!

>>80532464

>>80532423
Haachama Cooking was a few dozen cooking scandals at the same time.

What was the best Hololive cooking stream?

>>80532497

>>80532228
BEHOLD

>>80532518
The others were fine. Chocolate gator, possibly toxic colored ramen, tarantula... seems fine to me.

>>80532497
Delicious cake

>>80532522
Ina Ina Kitchen series.
She even got a cooking outfit due to being the best EN cook.
Cook, not the other word.

>all these faggots bragging about their dough skills
>not a single homemade pizza posted
Useless all talk fucks

>>80532453
>they love repeating stuff
that's the point he was making

the council of ames will decide your fate

>>80532522
Now I want to say, do you mean funny or good cooking?

>>80532529
Aqua's cooking sure is uh, special.

If you can't make mayonnaise from scratch you can't cook

>>80532469
Yeah, its basically impossible to make a bad tasting pizza when using normal ingredients. There was a guy having an aneurysm over Mori's white sauce during the stream even though it came together jsut fine in the end.

>>80532522
I enjoyed the chaos of Kiara making the corn crust pizza
special mention for chammers "cooking" ramen and then puking