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Ghost of a Chance Edition

Last thread: >>80470182
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.80489015
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>>80488998
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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Leader LOVE~

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>>80489015
AMEN

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>>80489015
*braps* amen

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leg lock and baby trap machina x flayon
>>80489015
amen

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>>80489015
AMEN

>> No.80489261

/Mans/ Im bored and have 6 neet months left, what skills do I level u to become house husband material like shinri

>> No.80489322

>>80489261
Cooking is an easy one to improve.

>> No.80489410

>>80489261
Deepthroating

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/MANS/ PLEASE LEND ME YOUR ENERGY!

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terminate groombullet

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would Flayon actually use the roons like this?
god i wish this was me

>> No.80489714

>>80489650
why do you think we never see roon-e anymore?

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>>80489458
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>troons

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>>80489458
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.80489892

>>80489650
I've read enough venom fanfics to know he doesn't have a choice

>> No.80489927

Your faggots have brought nothing to the table for Cover, hope you all realize that

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>>80489962
anikiii

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>>80489261
Learning to cook. You don't have to be a big Michelin star chef at first either, just picking a few simple staples at first will work and then you can move on from there. Also, keeping your space clean. The Jew fears the men who can take care of themselves. I would also suggest knowing your way around a gun if you live in a proper country, very good home defense.

>> No.80490143

knowing that I can never have Flayon as my cute autistic husband and father of my children kills me

>> No.80490147

Remember lads, ignoring and hiding is all well and good but remember to report as well. It will hide them at the same time, and if enough of you report then they'll at least have to spend 5 minutes resetting their router to ban evade.

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Jutard's meltdown
https://files.catbox.moe/ssu5n2.mp4
>be quiet about this ok?
>*muh idol culture*
>I work with them
>I am not afraid
>why are people afraid for me?
>it depends on the talent themselves, depending on whether or not they want to talk
>that's fine with me
>these type of interactions shouldn't be illegal
>these reactions are just so entertaining for me
>they're actively trying to shut me down
>and they're actively also trying to like defend me for that
>online drama is where I'm at
>the difference about this thing is..
>I have something to gain here
>and you don't
>I'll be as close to them as I'll ever be compared to you *laughs*
>You'll never know
>This will just live rent free in their minds
>I think I'm this individual that's plagueing their minds, because I'm making these sort of actions
>I'm doing these sort of waves that shouldn't be done
>It's not a taboo okay? Saying greetings or being friendly to your coworkers is not a taboo.
>Your opinion does not matter to me. What matters is, I work here, and you don't *laugh*
> And I get to do whatever I want
>I have the privilege of interacting with them, and you're just there, a bystander, looking at all of this, crying, seething and coping *laughs*
>*muh idol culture again*
>I hope you understand that there are normal human relationships involved in this
>They're not gods, they're also human too. Have you even watched their streams?
>They are not the people that you think they are
>They can be whatever they want me.. they want them to be
>Inevitable that some of these interactions get clipped and posted in certain websites
>I don't really care that much
>They won't be able to do anything against me, or anyone
>That's the limit of what they can do, just a bunch of losers, they can just cry, seethe and do whatever they want on the internet
>But they will never touch me
>It's not even worth my attention
>I'm not condoning forced interactions okay?
>Talents will do whatever they want, they will do it themselves
>I'm not forcing anyone to make any begging, collab begging whatever. We are not in it for that.
>"You should collab with this guy or that guy!"
>No, you are not a true fan if you actually say that, you are not a true fan if you force people to collab with one another if they have never interacted once
>Some talents do want to just talk to um, certain talents, and that's it, I do get it
>That is perfectly normal, and what they are in it for. I totally understand.
>But, just saying happy birthday, is that very hard?
>I'm not the one who's mostly talking behind the scenes, it's the community

>> No.80490207

elysium.baby

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>>80490143
why would you remind me...

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Patiently waiting for my blue wife

>> No.80490518

>>80490068
His 3D model is a fucking wet dream, it's insane. To whichever 3D modeler worked on it, you deserve the sloppiest, most perfect sex imaginable.

>> No.80490543

>>80490350
Cover-san pls give Pako another son. This time make sure he isn't menhera.

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stream?

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>> No.80490646

God I fucking LOVE MEN

>> No.80490657

>>80490564
If we can somehow sneak meds into Bettel's food, sure. Until then dino and dingo are up in a few hours

>> No.80490723

>>80490543
A mentally stable man will never become a vtuber

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>>80490564

>> No.80490741

>>80490646
God I love FUCKING MEN

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>>80490646
Anon that's pretty gay, do you need to see Regis Al-Tariq and the rooftop?

>> No.80490776

>>80490543
I felt so bad when people started joking about him being cursed after the second graduation. I hope he gets a son too

>> No.80490783

>>80490646
God I love MEN FUCKING

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>>80490507
Patience will reward us in time

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>>80490783
Same

>> No.80490877

>>80490844
If the time is rape, sure

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selamat pagi SEA/MANS/

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>> No.80491127

shinri is dying

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>>80490844
I pray for you slimes

>> No.80491149

>>80490844
Yeah, I'm really curious to see what it ends up being.

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jurard sama your growth...

>> No.80491425

>>80490657
>Bettel’s food
wow, it’s absolutely nothing

>> No.80491556

>>80491368
>the haters spreading hate will make normal people check out my channel and support me because I didn't do anything bad
Homos should never numbefagging

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>>80491616
peroperopero

>> No.80491758

>>80491556
God still probably the most stupidest mindset that people have.

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>>80491616
why does this whore give us so many low angle shots of his tummy and feet

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>>80489458

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>>80491786
he knows his fanbase >>80491755

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>>80489458

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Speaking of numbers looks like my son Ruze has dethroned Bettel

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>> No.80492011

Numberfags trying to blend in is so funny.

>> No.80492081

>>80492001
I can never tell if this is supposed to be bettel or magni on top

>> No.80492102

which of these guys is the most intelligent among their peers(in EN)

>> No.80492194

Tempagpag was a mistake

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>> No.80492286

>>80492102
Relatively speaking, everybody in EN is on the same basic level of intelligence. It's really more a matter of how well they hide it.

>> No.80492299

>>80489717
kino

>> No.80492300

>>80492102
it's not shinri because who would take this job when they have thousands in loan debt?

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Remember /mans/, DO NOT fuck the dog

>> No.80492373

>>80492081
anon get your eyes checked

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>>80491847
I need him to degrade me for looking at his tummy and thighs ToT

>> No.80492446

>>80492345
Then why is he presenting

>> No.80492510

>>80492446
He's just resting

>> No.80492516

>>80492345
what is the butthole even for then? does phantom shit? how does he eat without a mouth?

>> No.80492616

I went to the Grounded vod, only to find out they ended shortly after I left. I should have stayed.

>> No.80492702

>>80492516
He secretly farts in a highly complicated frequency which turns activates Bettel's sleeper agent protocols, which will force him to carry out the gruesome execution of the current president in office

>> No.80492706

>>80492510
yeah, resting on my dick

>> No.80492832

>>80492706
You are interfering with the signals if you fuck that dog. We'll have another 4 years under the sleepy sniffer. Don't do it

>> No.80492845

>>80492516
when bettel eats all of nutrients get teleported to phantom. phantom does the shitting for both of them

>> No.80492869

>>80492390
Flaydom Friday's never ever

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>>80492869
never say never anon

>> No.80493057

Mechabird Mondays when...?

>> No.80493107

>>80492845
But if all the nutrients go to Phantom, what sustains the jester?
>>80492869
Flaydom Friday specifically at your house at 2 am (he will leave before 3am to avoid tangling with the apex rapist)

>> No.80493122

I need Flayon to knock me up

>> No.80493230

>>80493107
But it's been stated multiple times that Flayon can out-rape the apex rapist

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>>80492845
thanks anon now you made me miss him and his stupid cry laugh

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>> No.80493544

>>80493468
holy based

>> No.80493547

>>80490207
kys doxxnigger

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>>80493230
Wrong, very common knowledge Altare can sodomize anyone in a 200 mile radius. He will sodomize the R-TRUS. He will sodomize the pilot. He will even sodomize everyone ITT
>>80493422

>> No.80493590

>>80493122
i wrote this

>> No.80493616

>>80493107
certain... foods are immune. this is all to ensure he stays skinny

>> No.80493695

>>80493230
Maybe he can but he recognizes Altare for what he is and he would gladly succumb to him

>> No.80493779

>>80493574(me)
Oh shit wrong screenshot. Could've sworn I had one of the Hitler question

>> No.80494035

>>80493616
>Phantom is Bettel's supernatural pimp

>> No.80494142

whos the biggest freak in this lineup

>> No.80494217

>>80494142
My mom

>> No.80494251

>>80494142
all of them

>> No.80494345

I hate all of you equally

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>>80494345
chu~

>> No.80494425

>>80494345
I hate (((them))) unequally

>> No.80494582

is the gay clown character the straightest one

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lmao

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Hey guys? I went out drinking with these weird German dudes and we had a blast! Only problem is I don't remember a whole lot but I must've partied super hard. My fuckin head hurts so much...

>> No.80494913

>>80494858
Lick me all over?

>> No.80494946

>the best your oshi can do is still nowhere near bettel's worst

>> No.80494963

>>80493779
>>69786862

>> No.80495088

Rape all tourists

>> No.80495094

>>80494946
Bettel might've burned several Jewish businesses in a drunken stupor, anon...

>> No.80495109

>>80495088
This but with Flayon

>> No.80495151

>>80494963
i miss him...

>> No.80495176

What would Flayon be like in bed

>> No.80495200

>>80495176
Sleeping

>> No.80495218

>>80494946
Bettel’s best dom is nowhere near Flayon’s worst sub

>> No.80495372

>>80495176
handsy

>> No.80495438

>>80495218
Wasn't there a stream where Bettel was actually being dominant in a serious way and it awakened something in M Bettelion?

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>>80495088
They're too loose

>> No.80495765

how do we save flayon's sleep schedule

>> No.80496042

>>80495765
Like all things, it can be solved with rape

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1811537502349722012

>> No.80496326

>>80496284
The extra work? Me

>> No.80496365

>>80496284
Tempus week huh

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>>80495176

>> No.80496666

>>80496326
Just get pregnant already you dumb slag, surely it can’t take so long

>> No.80496764

>>80495151
rewatching fall guys menshis just to hear him giggle like a retard at peoples usernames and them falling off the map

>> No.80496821

>>80495765
It was just as bad before japan arc so he'll be fine~

>> No.80496934

>>80496764
watching vods makes me miss him more

>> No.80496952

>>80496666
No way Satan

>> No.80496998

>>80495438
At this point you have to be M if you are a Bettelion

>> No.80497238

>>80496042
True, you've just gotta tire the little guy out

>> No.80497318

I wonder if we'll get more orisongs this anniversary, it'd be nice to hear different units

>> No.80497455

>>80497318
Shintare duet
I belieb

>> No.80497549

>>80497455
Man, I want that so bad, but Shiny Spicy would probably be more likely.

>> No.80497670

>>80497318
A whore unit would be nice. Because I want a whore anthem from Tempus where the unit is only consisted of the boys who are actual whores.

>> No.80497729

>>80497670
But they're all whores

>> No.80497733

>>80497670
So a Shinri solo?

>> No.80497934

>>80497729
>>80497733
Shinri is NOT a whore! He is in fact too pure for this world.

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>>80497934
yeah?

>> No.80498062
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>>80497934
Then why did he give me a lap dance for $20?

>> No.80498078
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>>80497934
><40 score on the rice purity test

>> No.80498142

>>80498078
That test is so severely mormon you could hit under 50 just by going to college and being half normie

>> No.80498198

>>80497934
i think he's the only confirmed nonvirgin...

>> No.80498296

>>80498198
Altare...

>> No.80498363

>>80498296
Altare had a girlfriend, but who knows if she actually fucked him lol

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>>80498142
but I'm half normie and went to college but my score is still 90...

>> No.80498500

>>80498062
I just noticed Darwin from the amazing world of gumball is in this drawing wtf

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>>80498078
><

>> No.80498649

>>80498142
I just went through the test pretending to be a normal college student who had sex with his girlfriend and touched a beer a few times. Got 60, a lot of these are repeats. I'm not even sure if the "having sex 3 or more times" in a night questions are even physically possible

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>>80498500
bro what
where

>> No.80498771

>>80498674
found the colorblind

>> No.80498885

>>80498649
If you can masturbate 3 times in a night you can have sex 3 times in a night. And I believe in the penises of my fellow anons.

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>>80498674
I'm not insane

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>> No.80498976

>>80498885
You masturbate more than once a night?

>> No.80498986
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>> No.80499017

>>80498986
ugly lazy whore

>> No.80499094

I stand with Jurard T. Rexford.

>> No.80499112
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>>80498500
went back to check the hakka version and gumball is in this one kek

>> No.80499134 [SPOILER] 
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>>80498919
>Hakkito baby

>> No.80499158

>>80498771
>>80498902
oh I see now kek. I had to turn my brightness up
that's one hell of a watermark

>> No.80499179

>>80499094
I did too but then he took my seat and I lost Musical Chairs

>> No.80499189

What's up with all this sex and having penises talk!? I refuse to believe there are straight males /here/

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>>80498902
>>80499112
isreal

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>>80499017
Reminder that this smug fucker dodged 3 consecutive rape attempts today and will probably dodge a 4th

>> No.80499273

Jutard should graduate

>> No.80499294

>>80489015
Amen
>>80489163
AMEN!

>> No.80499381

>>80495438
I’m interested in what this was because to me anytime he gets serious he just gives off white mom vibes like geez fine I’ll go clean my room

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>>80499189
YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES!
All heterosexual males will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied anon in /mans/.

>> No.80499435

Hakka is not long for this world
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1811551467817566544

>> No.80499451

Hakka is dying
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1811551467817566544

>> No.80499493

>>80499435
>>80499451
quick anons, the only way to save him is to kiss (with tongue)

>> No.80499501

>>80499435
>>80499451
Hakka and GB are fighting for the title of the first Holostar to die

>> No.80499540

>>80499493
But I'll catch clown herpes..

>> No.80499633

Man I feel bad for Hakka, I know he's had Dengue already but that shit is awful, makes you feel like shit and not able to do anything because of all the pain and fever.

>> No.80499733

>>80499259
just wait for altare and flayon to team up

>> No.80499740

>>80499259
he only dodged because i wasnt there

>> No.80499791

StarsEN and StarsJP should hunt down the killers of Junko Furuta and torture them like they did her

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>>80499259

>> No.80499825

>>80499733
>altare and flayon are missing
>bettel remains unraped
i think im sensing a connection here

>> No.80499967

>a member whose motivation of joining holostars was solely to get closer to hololive girls managed to slip through
gorimane you fucking jobber

>> No.80499989

>>80499825
next twitchcon, i believe. they will ALL get terminal super mega hyper AIDS

>> No.80499992

>>80499791
Autistic but fun fanfic idea. Altare would be greedy and try to rape them all including Junko Furuta though

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>> No.80500075

>>80499989
Yeah from your dad

>> No.80500142

>>80499435
>>80499451
>"I feel like a Victorian child"
HE'S TAKING EVERYTHING FROM OCTAVIO~!!

>> No.80500148

>>80500075
Nice try, but it’ll be from Bettel2 getting into all the parties as a +1 and leeching enough fleshtuber semen to rival his brother

>> No.80500256

>>80500148
bettel 2 is my pure husband

>> No.80500319

>>80500148
Bettel2 is my whore husband

>> No.80500430

>>80499179
You should rape him in an alleyway

>> No.80500512

>>80500052
Chu chu chu~

>> No.80500727

>ywn give the bettel twins a prostate exam at the same time and make one of them involuntarily ejaculate while the other watches, why live.

>> No.80500837

>>80500142
It's the other way around newfriend, he has said that before tavi debuted

>> No.80501179

>>80500727
Bettel 2 would gaslight Bettel 1 into studying for his prostate exam

>> No.80501326
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https://x.com/ma9bttl/status/1811473940025430378

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>>80499435
>>80499451
hakker...

>> No.80501504

shinri soon yippee

>> No.80501710

>>80501504
I want to watch but fnaf sucks balls

>> No.80501915

>>80501710
it was 95% zatsu last time. hope he finds it as boring as I did and doesn't end up playing the whole entire series

>> No.80502263

>>80492345
I'll fuck Axel as many times as I want thank you very much.

>> No.80502385

>>80502263
Okay, you can fuck THAT dog. That dog is actually a person. Wait, do Australians count as humans?

>> No.80502647

Just got back from touching grass, you guys still replying to bait or are you guys calm now?

>> No.80502761
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>>80502647
we behaved

>> No.80502820

>>80502647
It's been peaceful since SEA went to sleep

>> No.80502832

>>80502647
I'm watching gay porn

>> No.80503002

>>80502761
Proud of you

>>80502820
That makes sense, but there might still be some NEETs awake

>>80502832
Nice. I should watch some too. For anatomy studies, of course.

>> No.80503054

MAMA ON THE FNAF TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCMadqMCX2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCMadqMCX2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCMadqMCX2M

>> No.80503311

>>80502820
range ban SEA

>> No.80503745
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crunchynri back in his original outfit

>> No.80503767

>>80502820
rape SEA!

>> No.80503882

>>80503311
But how will jutard make astroturf posts about himself then...

>> No.80504539

>>80503882
He got it out of his system already.

>> No.80504718
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art requests anyone?

>> No.80504739

>>80504539
dyrbi

>> No.80504870

>>80504718
Flayon throwing it back on Mama

>> No.80504884

yeah this is not normal filter crust, this is advanced mic crust

>> No.80504907

>>80504718
mechabirb gaming

>> No.80505040

>>80504718
bettel in his sickbed with a bunch of jerry flies buzzing around his soon to be corpse

>> No.80505080

>>80504718
Shintare handholding

>> No.80505130

>>80504884
i thought the stream was buffering lol

>> No.80505148

Shinri please get a new AC unit that wasn't made 40 years ago and sounds like a turbojet

>> No.80505418
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Tavi...

>> No.80505522

>>80505418
if groombullet spent his time doing meme shit like "pissing all by yourself, handsome?" instead of the pads milady shtick he'd have a much better reception

>> No.80505615
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Bettelion...

>> No.80505666

>>80490402
>Bastard
That's literally what he wants you to call him

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>>80505615
Who...who was Bettel again?

>> No.80505737

>>80504718
Bettel eating kfc

>> No.80505815

>>80505692
My whore

>> No.80505873

>>80504718
Oh hey it's been a while
I second>>80504907

>> No.80505887

>>80505615
>replying to yumebait like this
>will probably be all gushy uwu sorry i missed you on return
i miss january - june 2023 bettel

>> No.80505895

>>80505815
who is your whore?

>> No.80505932

>>80504718
machipits

>> No.80505951

>>80504718
Gimmie a Ruze smoking a comically large blunt, bartender.

>> No.80505952

milk josuiji shinri anon here. milk josuiji shinri

>> No.80506425
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https://twitter.com/GimnHa/status/1811428365745659979

>> No.80506507

>>80505952
hey welcome back

>> No.80506976

FUCK chicken man

>> No.80507255

Shinri HATES mascots

>> No.80507259

>>80504718
if i'm not too late bad boyz in their holomeet ambassador outfits singing

>> No.80507439

Olaf isn’t that bad.

>> No.80507453

This whole rant is just because Shinri hates the Betellion design when Phantom was perfectly fine already

>> No.80507471

/mans/..im at the gym lockerroom right now resting and some jabroni dressed like a clown enters the lockerroom. Pretty sure he was lost so I told him the clown club is two blocks down. He straight up just say "Fuck you" to me. What do I do now?

>> No.80507499

vt still seething about the leaked membership?

>> No.80507674

>>80507471
Show him who's the boss of this gym

>> No.80507685
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>>80507471
Show him the boss of this gym

>> No.80507689
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>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
>Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
o-men

>> No.80507701

>>80507471
Suck his dick.

>> No.80507810

What is it with Tempus members going on crazy rants when playing Five Nights at Freddy's? kek

>> No.80507866

>>80507453
That's a dumb reason for the rant then because the Betellion design is for the fanbase while Phantom is the mascot.

>> No.80507903

I love mama and his lukewarm takes

>> No.80507933

>>80507810
Because Five Nights at Faggots SUCKS

>> No.80507994

>>80507866
the fanbase SHOULD be a mascot, its representative of a whole. turning them into little fat hipped pink people is a shit decision, and bettel being all "subvert your expectations i'm not like other talents" can go hang.

>> No.80508119

>>80507994
i think you just have autism

>> No.80508172

>>80507866
The only ones who care about Betellion are the Betellion themselves, Phantom is the de facto mascot for all things considered, which makes Betellion (specially considering there are like multiple versions of it) redundant and dumb.

>> No.80508259

>>80508119
i would have been happy with a cow, a bee, a fly, some fatfuck animal or blob mascot thing, or remaining nothing forever and not having a form, just having phantom. what we got is the worst of choices.

>> No.80508269

>>80507674
>>80507685
Alright. Wish me luck /mans/. If i win. Ima fuck his ass.

>> No.80508405

Yeah but bettelion have a phat ass so it's okay

>> No.80508470
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>>80508269
Take these anon. Heads or tails?

>> No.80508491

>>80507994
Bro literally most of holo talents have at least 2 mascots for them, one for their own and another for the fanbase rep

>> No.80508561
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(part of) Hakka's Instagram live from this morning for anyone who missed it
https://gofile.io/d/Cfok8k

>> No.80508590

>>80508491
And the mascot usually gets ignored for the fan rep, with bettelion it's the opposite

>> No.80508668

>>80508561
Thanks bruv

>> No.80508773

Is this level supposed to be this hard, or is it RNG dependent

>> No.80508794

>>80508470
Head

>> No.80508819

>>80508561
oh i didn't know you could stream on instagram with more than just your own phone camera and nothing else

>> No.80508945

>>80508561
Thank you anon

>> No.80509025
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>>80508794
Good thing you had that lucky coin in your pocket!

>> No.80509029

>>80488998
Keep farming drama for your oshi's popularity, friends

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https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1811574487982498040

>> No.80509233

>>80509127
I still think SEA should be nuked for coming up with an avocado chocolate smoothie.

>> No.80509248

>>80509127
Nothing makes me happier than Hakka suffering

>> No.80509284
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>>80509127
I want to pamper him while he is bedridden and delusional from a fever

>> No.80509289

>>80509127
Indonesia health care status?

>> No.80509295

>>80509248
same here ToT

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>>80509248
>>80509295

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I'm gonna cook Soup No. 5 for Banchou.

>> No.80509440

Looks like SEA woke up

>> No.80509599
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>> No.80509613

>let's see
>what other things do I hate
kek

>> No.80509636
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>> No.80509757

>>80499435
So poor than can't even clean his garden to prevent Dengue

>> No.80509817

>>80509757
His garden is the jungle

>> No.80509821
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Tempus logo once again
https://x.com/mementostop/status/1811588098503114837

>> No.80509994

Do you guys think Shinri ever looks himself up on ao3

>> No.80510003

>>80509599
Literally rapist. How can leader be such a

>> No.80510019

Does Shinri's constant mentioning of AO3 scare people from the site or encourage them?

>> No.80510050

>>80509821
Do you think I could force dino's cock through it? I like signets, but I think the key necklace is my favorite so far

>> No.80510062

>>80510003
A-anon??

>> No.80510085

>>80509994
he'd be sad if he does. dead tag, a bunch of vesper shipping, hardly any clownfish or xenokunian lewds.

>> No.80510087

>>80509821
mementoslop... there's so many good graphic designs on tempus and they just keep reusing the logo...

>> No.80510103

>>80509994
100%

>> No.80510118

>>80509295
the bird is not for ryona you freak

>> No.80510153
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Yes, yes. Well done, Xenokuni.
HOWEVER

>> No.80510173

Man, Shinri really woke up and chose violence About fucking time

>> No.80510243

>>80509994
For me it's Monochrome Duet

>> No.80510254
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What's the play here, /mans/?

>> No.80510255

>>80510085
When is the last time you looked at his AO3 tag

>> No.80510262
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>>80510118
The bird himself loves pain

>> No.80510273

>>80510173
He gets like this every summer apparently, the heat puts him in a super bad mood

>> No.80510337

>>80510254
6 maybe I'll get a handy from gibby while ruze watches

>> No.80510339

>>80510254
blocking armis

>> No.80510348

>>80510254
The power move is to pick 7 to assert your dominance

>> No.80510384

>>80510273
well he's not drinking this time

>> No.80510392

>>80510273
he just like me fr

>> No.80510443

>>80510384
Yet! Next week he'll start drinking because of the stress pre Tempus Week

>> No.80510451

>>80510254
Pick your favorite boy, stick your dick in his ass, and pee in there

>> No.80510558

>>80510451
I don't think you can maintain an erection while peeing. wouldn't it spray up?

>> No.80510664

>>80510254
Bring all my gym buddies and we all pick urinal 1. Hello Octavio.

>> No.80510780

>>80510558
It's a bit hard cause but you can, in a urinal it shouldn't be a problem.

>> No.80510810

>>80510254
jerk them off at 6

>> No.80510995

>>80510558
even if it did spray it would still be in his anus

>> No.80511064

>>80510254
3, I wanna know if banchou has scales on his dick or some other weird shit going on

>> No.80511312

Shinri sucks at this game...

>> No.80511338

>>80510810
That seems like an excellent way to get thrown into the urinal/axed

>> No.80511451

>>80511312
He can't just finish the game otherwise he wouldn't be able to rant so much

>> No.80511480
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>>80510664

>> No.80511581
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My shiny spicy drinking glasses came and now I'm sad they didn't make matching vanguard ones because they're really pretty

>> No.80511629
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>>80511480
What happened to the yellow guy? He's fucking gone

>> No.80511669

>>80511581
You and me both buddy...

>> No.80511680
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>>80504907
>>80505873
hearing mama rant about movies fried my brain mid sketch gomen

>> No.80511717

>>80511581
They got matching Nintendo Switch cases!

>> No.80511739

>>80511581
The 6 glasses would have looked so pretty together, Cover you dumbass

>> No.80511820

>>80511739
Imagine forcing Bettel to nut in his glassware

>> No.80511861

>>80511680
Cuuuuteeee uwooooh ToT

>> No.80511939
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>>80511680
Nice

>> No.80511970

>>80511680
uoh....

>> No.80511992

>>80511680
kek Cute art

>> No.80512132

Question /mans/, do the boys have nipples if you were to see them shirtless?

>> No.80512257

>>80512132
Idk we should overpower them and figure it out

>> No.80512365

>>80512132
Octavio makes sure to talk about Shinri's nipples whenever he has the chance

>> No.80512392

>>80511739
Unless I heard otherwise, talents pick out their own merch. Like I get why VG wanted their own merch (I mean, I can understand they want to celebrate themselves as a unit), but it all being the same thing that you only need one of....not the greatest choice. It might have been better if it was one case and then like, different charms/accessory for each guy?

Man now I'm sad. All 6 glasses would've looked great. I have the Shiny Spicy one's and they're so pretty...

>> No.80512419

>>80512132
Based from the YATTA cover art, no they don't.

>> No.80512519

>>80511680
I love you shade anon

>> No.80512643

This is a legendary Shinri stream btw, I'm laughing so much KEK

>> No.80512809

>>80512392
I don't think they get to choose what the merch is from official events, they might be retarded but not retarded enough to think 4 switch cases is good

>> No.80512890

>>80512392
There are different charms on the cases but that's about it

>> No.80513166

>>80512809
mechabirb would definitely be retarded enough to think switch cases are good, and clownfish would be too lazy or demotivated to argue

>> No.80513441

IMPORTANT SHINRI LORE

he shops at vons

>> No.80514129

This is a nice Shinri zatsu.

>> No.80514266

>>80502385
>do Australians count at humans?
no
t. Australian

>> No.80514327
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>>80505951
on it sir

>> No.80514403

>>80514327
LMAO THIS IS GOOD

>> No.80514463

>>80514327
Beautiful

>> No.80514756
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>>80514266
Why are you Australian?

>> No.80514798

DIE

>> No.80514835

>>80514756
god put me here so i could find and rape axel syrios

>> No.80514909

I've seen people go abroad for those veneers, and they completely fucked up their teeth and will probably need dentures by age 30 because all of their teeth need to get pulled.

>> No.80515054

Last for Bettel rape

>> No.80515081

Last for consensual sex with bettel

>> No.80515093

Last for Altare rape

>> No.80515119

Last for shinfeet

>> No.80515133

last for the last straight male in /MANS/

>> No.80515147

Last for consensual sex with you

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>>80515119

>> No.80515192

last for MEEEEEEEEEEE:3

>> No.80515203

first

>> No.80515227

Last for Flaypits

>> No.80515238

second

>> No.80515239

last for (You) rape

>> No.80515277

Last for ethnic cleansing

>> No.80515286

Last for Altare love

>> No.80515291

last for flaydom

>> No.80515308

Last for Octavio's feet

>> No.80515337

last for flayon rape

>> No.80515342

Shinri is my bro

>> No.80515371

Last for domflay

>> No.80515407

Man I wish they're able to sing disney songs again

>> No.80515436

last for flaytavio feet

>> No.80515441

Wait I just checked, we are somehow not close to the bottom yet wtf

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>> No.80515470

Now that the thread is dead no one will know I still miss Magni Dezmond

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Fin~

>> No.80515494

>>80515441
Last for this retard

>> No.80515506

>>80515436
what if they pressed their feets together and in between their feets was hakkas pp owo

>> No.80515543

>>80515506
in between their feets is my face

>> No.80515589

Last for lazy baker koipanions

>> No.80515598

>>80510254
6, I don't trust peeing near Octavio. That nigga is up to something

>> No.80515611

loving and appreciating flayons armpits

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