/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Wife

Gurass

Gura cute Gura cute!

I'm Gura's retard :3

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Gura is so pretty!

I'd really like to explore Gura's secret hole now, if it's not too much trouble...

>>80437417
NO NO NO NO, that's me!

SAME-BEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU

I eated an yogurt with a nanner

>>80437811
Not you again!

>>80438244
Is that a no...?

>>80438321
Ok I’ll let you this one time. But I get to watch.

Gura is a slutty lewd girl that's obsessed with sniffing goom!

>>80438461
Yaaaaaaay!

>>80438510
yeah her own

>>80438533
Threesome with Goob and Ellen

>>80436839
Bullshit. We were both fine, you're wrong if you think we weren't. The conversation was not an attempt to start so-called "offtopic political shit", and it didn't become that until other anons chimed in way later.
You're out of line and whining about nothing, which is way closer to being "off-topic" than anything I've ever posted. Shut up about things you clearly don't understand, please and thank you.
>>80437125
Ye

>>80438748
Tell me about Gawr. Why does she wear the mask?

>>80438533
I've done 160 pulls so far and no ellen in sight

>>80438824
4u stinky

>>80438855
I just got her.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>80438748
Yeah! Yeah! You tell em chumbie! Give em the one two!

>>80438897
samen

>>80438900
You're cute, c'mere chumbie

>>80438897
semen

>>80439025
Mwah~

Huhaha, look at you. You're all so small and stupid.

>>80439049
The smile version is canon.

>>80438891

>>80439128
It's not. Gura doesn't want you to cum on her.

>>80438748
no, it was offtopic political garbage

>>80439161
Gura does want you to cum on her. She wants goom rubbed into her skin like it's lotion.

>>80439142
I didn't even hit pity, huhaha.

>>80439128
why don't you post it then?

>>80439271
Oyasame

>>80438039
>>80437417

>>80439271
goob morning

>>80439245
I just got mine right now. Thanks for lending me your luck chumbie

>>80439303
Is not morning. Is night.

>>80439176
No it wasn't. The only off-topic garbage right now is (You) butting in to whine about imaginary bogeymen totally unprompted. Fuck off.

>>80439271
sleep tight buddy

>>80439303
I'd like to firmly plant my face in there

>>80439397

>>80439271
sharkdreams

>>80439275
I got banned for posting it back when that was going on and I think it's funnier that everyone knows exactly what image we're talking about without it being posted.

>>80439484
Alt version doko

>>80439119
No u

>>80439517
Gura raping Gawr is so hot T u T

>>80439516
okey

>>80439516
It seems I was not here for that Gura photo.

>>80439516
Post the picture you coward

>>80439271
Goobnight

>>80439484
I'm butting in to call you a retard because it was offtopic political garbage, and you're still the worlds most obnoxious newfag larper
credit for finally using an image you didn't save when you got here a few month ago, though

>>80439688
Now I'm extra not going to. You were mean to me.

>>80439744
/ggg/ has had off-topic political talk for a long while. The people that complain about it are the newfags some even taking ritual posts due to the whining.

Huh...?

*squish*

>>80439936
Off topic political shit isn't new here, but it's always been annoying and unwelcome.

>>80439744
I couldn't give less of a shit about *why* you're obnoxiously shitting the thread with offtopic bogeyman whining, retard. It doesn't make you any less wrong or less of a neurotic obsessive schizo offtopic threadshitter - and you are definitely wrong and you are a neurotic obsessive schizo offtopic threadshitter, make no mistake. Neither does the fact that you apparently don't know where I got any of my picrels or when.
You're one of the worst posters itt by a country mile. Get out.

Both of you are retarded. Can you stop now?

>>80439744
Fuck off retard and go back to faceberg

>>80440440
lol newfag

>>80440442
you constantly devolve into self righteous tl;dr when called out, and 99% of your md5s showed up when you did around march
you're also so new that you had to have hotwheels explained to you

>>80440440
I'm not going to continue this off-topic talk. You and I both know what is accepted here and what isn't. Stop trying to impose your retarded values and gaslighting like your usually ilk does.

Just report the polfaggotry when it's posted. No need to argue.

Is "sittin" the new garlic bread tweet? Although at least this time it's not in the middle of a total drought and spawned some funny art. And yes, I know I'm late.

>>80440653
Honestly your kind is even worse than even the most obnoxious retard from this pol.

>>80440725
In that it's a good tweet that retards like you are going to hold up as horrible? Only you can determine that future.

>Who you know from out here - your name ain't ringing no bells, boy!
>Who you know from out here - your name ain't ringing no bells, boy!

>>80440632
>wanting to keep the thread comfy is now imposing values
yeah ok

>>80440628
Your entire schtick is devolving into self-righteous tl;dr, crying "muh md5 checksum" like it somehow proves anything, and making stupid logical leaps like a schizo. And anytime someone points out your hypocrisy, abrasiveness, stupidity or lack of self-awareness, you throw a temper tantrum and say it's a problem with them somehow.
>Around March
Wrong. Like I needed more confirmation that you're not half as astute as you think you are.

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this creature T u T

>>80441130
palm her head like a basketball

>>80441130

>>80440993
It was comfy until you started complaining about political off-topic retard. Don't try to blame me (of which I wasn't the one you accused of "off-topic politics").

>>80441130
It's amazing how you are somehow not the worst poster itt...

Can it be next year already so we can round up all /pol/fags in the thread and put them in the camps with the rest of the gays?

>>80440868
>>80440993
You are the only one making the thread uncomfy. Leave.

how many times did Gura pee in the sink?

>>80441130
Cute ryonabud needs correction

>>80437276
Is that her recording a new full fledged album?

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>i shot the sheriff - but i did not shoot the deputy
>yeahh, i shot the sheriff - but i did not shoot no deputy
>cuz i shot the sheriff (woo) - but i did not shoot a deputyyyy!

>>80441193
That wasn't me, it was already uncomfy by the time I chimed in.

>>80441341
throughout her life or per day?

>>80441109
>And anytime someone points out your hypocrisy, abrasiveness, stupidity or lack of self-awareness, you throw a temper tantrum and say it's a problem with them somehow.
uh alright newfag larper arguing in favor of polshit, not sure where that came from and I don't think I'm who you think I am
on the other hand you're very obviously who I think you are and I'm still not sure what brought you here

I am the goomba I will assume full control. Beep boop.

>Yeah, what? You found Manuel Noriega?
>In the Philippines?
>He has a mansion?
>What, what, what, what, what, wha-what
>What, what, what, what, what, what, wha-what

>>80441472
yes

Gura cute!
Gura HOT!
Gura my wife!

>>80441733

Gura lewd!
Gura SLUTTY!
Gura is my onahole!

>>80441833

>>80442061
Love this cute little dork

>>80442176
is that Marine?

>Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
>Over againnnn - don’t make me change my mind!
>I won’t Live to see another day - I swear it’s truuuee
>Because a chum like you’s impossible to find - you’re impossible to find

Baguraette honhonhon

There's a frog in my sights boss.

>>80442456

>>80441501
>and I'm still not sure what brought you here
shork cute

>>80442604
La basé

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.

For King and Cunny!

>>80442774
I want a party, but with no one invited.

>>80442866
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster.

>>80442701
And that is something we can all agree on

>>80442910
I want a big poster with my wife on it.

>>80443006
Comments are owned by the Poster.

Gura at the Superbowl when

>>80443148
Probably never after all the backlash

is the backlash in the room with us now?

Fuuuuck. I hate being awake this late. Spooky shit always happens at this time….I swear I can hear something moving…I live alone though..

>>80443465
Yeah, a few dramatubers and a handful of clueless anime haters throwing a fit over it is not really backlash. There's been way more of a positive response than negative.

>>80443518

>>80443816
Eeeek! A bobr!!

>>80443518
Hey, chumbud look under your bed.

>>80443518

>>80442890
that's a BIG FAT TAIL

>>80443921
Would grab this under my bed and apply correction

>>80443518

>>80443914

>>80443518

>>80443518
I shall pray for you chumbie, I'm thankful I don't experience spookiness unless I'm fatigued and heavily caffeinated

>>80444597
"This is why only fools become chumbuds, you never know when a sadistic anti gives you a choice, let die the gura you love or suffer the dinogura"

>>80440185
What a nice picture of Gura's back.
Hey everyone, look at this picture of Gura's back that was posted.

>>80437339
Based Gurass poster.

>>80445314
how dare you

>>80437339
SNIFFFFF

>>80445314
FLAT IS JUSTICE

Reminder

I really wish she wouldn't do this to us. I know that she knows how much it hurts to be ghosted and abandoned like this.

>>80447013
i've got a reminder for you, gura has uneven eyebrows

I wish to sex Gura and then take her panties as a trophy when I'm done, forcing her to walk home with me, nopan, in just a skirt and dripping my goom

Maybe this time scrolling my steam wishlist will be different.

>>80447690
buy crab champions, right now before sale ends

fatfuck

>>80447518
Shes having the time of her life traveling to LA and Japan, whats the issue here? Happy wife happy life

>>80448936
I like my wife depressed and miserable. It makes sexually bullying her even more fun T u T

>>80449317

>>80447013
Gura likes this.
And I love her.

>>80447518
Just distract yourself until she's back, wallowing in sorrow is the wrong play here

Day 13! Give it up for day 13!

Gura would be happy that we were all happy even in her absence

>>80448936
She never went to LA. The appearances at the dodgers stadium were literally pre-recorded. Pekora streamed right before and after the game.

>>80447526
No she doesnt chumbuddy

>>80449652
>implying her and Yagoo didnt appear in the private VIP booth to see the hardearned fruits of her labor

>>80449498
Please anon you don't have to give them (You)s, being a miserable cunt and trying to bring down everyone else's mood all of the time is what they enjoy.

>>80449794
my succubus–marked sharkwife

You guys wouldn't really deposit your goom into this... right?

You guys wouldn't really try to discipline this little brat... right?

>>80447777
I don't like that genre. Looks like a cool game though.

Goobnight

>>80451147
Uhh...uhh...how do you do?

Goobmorning

>>80451331
>>80451147
Goobmorning

Goobafternoon

is kemono broken again

homospy here.
>https://files.catbox.moe/a1ic5u.mp3
t-rex homo ranting on a members stream, most likely about the backlash for saying HBD to Gura
he literally says at 7:40:
>i have the privilege of interacting with them and you are just there, a bystander crying seething and coping.
the whole clip is basically shitting on you
do what you want with this information.

>>80453184
>implying I want to hear a homo for even a microsecond
I'll just assume he's malding and coping because gura will never respond

Zaaa ko~

>>80453184

>>80453184
Sorry dood, I don't think anyone cares.

>>80453184
You already have 5 catalog bait threads.

>>80453184
I can already tell he's not talking to me. He's talking to the drama-obsessed cucks who can't stop thinking about homos and post about them every day.

>>80453184
We know this because they work with them regardless of what people think they have to be in meetings with them and that has been told by the other girls. The reason Gura does not say anything is because she thinks you guys may hurt her. Now what I don't like is how he is acting all cocky about it he has a big head. I have said it many times I don't care who Gura works with because at the end of the day Gura works with who she wants to and she is smart about it because she would not work with someone if she did not think the content would be good. As long as Gura is happy and we get more streams I don't care. It has never bothered me. I am a fan regardless of who Gura works with.

>>80453184
Nobody gives a shit

>>80454084
>he has a big head.
he literally said that he's doing it on purpose for le haters to give him traction

>>80454259
That's why I said he has a big head.
He was kinda nice about it just to turn around to shit on them more. I'm not sure who Gura likes to be around besides collabs she does on stream but I think out of all the Homos if she streamed with this guy it would not go over well.

>>80454329
fuck off slurper

>>80454466
Slurpin Gura.

FOR DEMOCRACY

>>80453184
Nigger, Gura hasn't even given her midwestern colleague the time of day. Do you really expect me to believe she's humoring one of that brownsagi doxxing cocksuckers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch/y5mgn_8Vhpc

>>80455507
I don't think he was making it up. Not that it matters I know 2 of the Holo girls (take from that what you will) They all seem to think they are untouchable and are above the law. Not just them but almost all of them. I know the kind of things they do some funny other things that make you have butterfly's in your stomach if you have a conscience.

My accountant's friend personally works with Yagoo. They told me a lot of stuff is about to go down. Down my dick!

>>80455707
>my uncle works at hololive

my wife works at hololive

Hey shrimpbros, is this a good deal? ebaycom/ itm/ 196487983750

>>80456207
God no. $30 homemade ones on ebay same quality as real.

CCI gets posted in 3 minutes. Wish me luck bros, I either lose all my earnings this month or I have enough cash to afford all her merch for this year.

I hope Gura doesn't stream today. I'm busy.

I don't think you have to worry about that busybud

>>80456371
You mean CPI? Also looks like the numbers are cooked nice and well for the market. We'll make it.

Goobs, you're just < 300 shy to 4.5M!
Now stop sittin, gib us a frame...

>>80457151
Yeah I meant the CPI sorry. Holy smokes everything spiked 100 points. FUCK YEAHHHASDFKJHDSHFGKJSDERHF

>>80457238
Roaring 20's bud

>>80457238
i should have stuck with my balls-to-the-wall 100% TQQQ portfolio... or bought nvidia calls

Damn it I didn't eat breakfast. Now I'm very hungry.

MY wife

My wife.

>>80456336
Hmmm, ive seen how much one shirt sells and they do get expensive, plus didn't someone post a mercari screenshot where some Jp fans paid 1k+ for some of that stuff?

>>80455507
She has talked to all of advent behind the scenes and according to this probably all of stars as well. Says some talents judt don't talk about it in public which implies everyone is open behind the scenes.

>>80453184
I'm going to make sure the fucking crows eat this filthy, worthless third worlder's eyes. He will be carrion.

>>80457781
I only do NQ and GC futures contracts. If orange man wins I'm going all in on gold.

>>80462487
GURA NO

>>80462487
she's about to stuff me up her cunny

>>80449596
She doesn't care at all.

>>80449695
She didn't go to LA, anon. I doubt she even watched the game.

>>80449950
Yes I would mister

>>80465459
rape

>>80454084
And why the fuck do you think your opinion matters at all? It sounds like your actual aim is to convince others, but not a single other person gives a shit about you or what you think.

Sex with a fembud.

>>80449317
>>80467439

https://files.catbox.moe/8q62x4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ub4ec8.png

>>80471104
Fuck you!
Gura is literally perfect for sexual bullying and this post is proof >>80471536

>>80471536
ToT

>>80471583
nyo~

>>80472382
I am a grembud

Endless sex

Tf is shark week? Something tranny related?

>>80473168
Yeah Discovery channel plays shows about transexual animals for a week to spread awareness.

>>80473168
https://files.catbox.moe/63mmha.webm

Chumbies I’m going to challenge myself to not eat for 7 hours

>>80473069
Yeah, with Shion - her wife.

>>80473322
you're going to eat extra before your 7 hours starts and it'll be a wash

>>80473322
I used to eat once a day as a poor college student bruh

>>80473269
>>80473307
I'm not an american that's why I'm asking

How can I stop gooning to thick ass Gura cosplayers?

>>80473689
Find a fembud gf and have physical relations with her.

>>80473322
hey I do that every day! It's called sleep.

>>80473689
Where? I want to see.

>>80472382
Please don't force my daughter to wear whore clothes.

>>80473971
Gigi is not a whore as far as I know

I've had tweetdeck open for a full five days and the likes still won't work

what is this body type called?

>>80474634
The Baka

>>80474634
Dog shark

>>80473668
Did not being American stop you from using a simple google search?

>>80473332
I don't remember becoming Shion

>>80474634
Cheese stick in heat

How to impregnate this

>>80474634
Little girl

My penis receptacle

my little man eater

>>80475312
First you take your peen and you insert it into her itty bitty teenyt siny secret shark cave. Then goom

God damn I bet she has a really sweaty butt

Just realized Mumei is also in JP and she was keeping it a secret until yesterday. She was part of a holoEN girls dinner with Raora, Shiori, Kiara, Bijou and the other girls kept it hidden when talking about it in their streams. So there is a high chance gura might also be in JP now and the other girls are keeping it hidden until she announces/tweets it.

>>80475778
Question... does it even really matter if she's in JP or not? I always found it goofy how some of you make it a big deal.

>>80475778
Kiara had 0 problem announcing it for Gura all the other times.

>>80475886
It's proof that Gura hates her fans. Simple as that.

>>80476016
>Autismo potato replies to me
Ew

>>80476059
You asked a question and I answered it.

>>80476059
Hah that means you have aids now.

>>80476095
And you answered it exactly how an autistic potato would. Congrats, you're special.

>>80475886
Some people use the trip as a cope for her shitty behavior, but that never stopped anyone else from streaming for months.

>>80475646
Instructions unclear, goomed in the wrong cave :(

im a child

>>80476174
Except for aaaaaall the times it's stopped other girls from streaming for long periods
Like Mumei

>>80476251

>>80476373
You do not want to compare Gura's stream time to anyone else or you will lose.

>>80476384
I want to go spelunking inside of this shark's cave.

>>80476373
It didn't stop shit. She doesn't want to. The ones who want to find a way and make time for it even when they're super sleepy, like Gura did last year.

>>80476422
>Shifting the goalposts from no-stream length to stream time
You lose, I win, I accept your concession, etc. etc.

Oh boy, I sure love looping this exact same shit for the 1538472 time!

Thinking about buying grocery store sushi again chumbies. Its just too expensive though

>>80476373
a japan trip isn't what caused Mumei to stop streaming and had not been the cause of any of her dry spells
don't wanna join the argument but you also clearly don't watch her and I'm going to assume you don't watch Gura either

>>80476514
Its starts at the same time every day too. I wonder how much they pay them

>>80476540
Treat yourself once in a while, chumbie.

>>80476505
Mumei streamed last week ESL

>>80476540
Don't do it. Buy the big thing of cheesecake instead.

Gura is a good girl and loves her fans.

>>80476502
Do you ever get tired of making excuses to keep your rrat on life support
>>80476546
I am well aware of her civilization duties etc. You, however, are making an assumption that it did not impact her stream schedule - an assumption that in all likelihood is just as wrong as your other false assumption that I don't watch Gura, when the fact is that I do

>>80476540
No worries chumbie the government said inflation has only increase 0.01% percent this month or a bit over 3% YoY

>>80476673
no I'm assuming you just claimed japan travel was the cause and I called you a retard who doesn't watch streams
put the goalpost down at your leisure I'm gonna go play ER

>>80474825
Why would I? Just answer the question and no one will get hurt.

>>80476673
Girls who want to stream, stream. That's not a rrat. That's the truth.

My Gura looks weird today... I blame the oat milk that she drank yesterday.

>>80476800

>>80476763
>He can't read
>Retreats from conversation when called out for his mistake
Sasuga
You're the one moving the goalposts, (You) put them back where they belong

>>80476822
It's a lie. You pulled this rrat out of your ass with no evidence, because there *is* no evidence.
Willpower/desire is not the only factor in determining whether a girl will end up streaming. FACT.

You faggots need Jesus

Thanks chumbies. I think I shall get the sushi

>>80477239
F A T

>>80477239
You're making me hungry...

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>80477015
She's streamed through sickness, sadness, and sleepiness before. If she wanted to, she could stream. That's fact. Anything else is cope.

>>80477375
I hope not, mother Earth is a bitch.

I think her "sitting" tweet was supposed to be her saying she's also in Japan because of its timing proximity to Mumei's tweet. They are probably there together.

>>80477480
cute

>>80477480
No, Gura would have said she's in Japan if that was her intention.

All these streams... pointless
Japan trips... stupid
She needs to focus her time on paying back all the sex she owes me.

Gura cute?

>>80476502
>>80476822
This. If Gura really wanted to stream, she would.

I don't think she goes to Japan by herself and that's one of the main reasons she's so secretive about it.

>>80477703
The cutest!

>>80477413
Ah, and now we definitively see your argument in the final stages of complete collapse - because what you just said isn't evidence, and your "logic" doesn't follow. Discomfort not being able to stop Gura from streaming doesn't magically prove that the things that have stopped her from streaming, can't stop her from streaming - it simply proves that whatever is stopping her from streaming is more significant than mere discomfort.
The facts are all on my side. You lost. Cope about it.

>>80477853

>>80477480
I hope Gura joins us
https://files.catbox.moe/mprbbz.mp4

>>80477734
Imagine picking such a weak rrat to white knight for, just to be utterly humiliated when you see it immediately dismantled.
>>80477820

>>80477853

Please stop always getting heated up about incredibly dumb things.

>>80478015
Don't tell me not to get horny for my wife, and don't call my wife "incredibly dumb", and don't call my wife a "thing"
You're very rude chumbie

>>80477968
>saying she would stream if she wanted to stream is a rrat
how many layers of irony is this thread on by now jesus christ

>>80478150
Yeah, mine.

>>80477809
She doesn't, she goes with me

>>80478171
It is a rrat that moronically assumes the girls are omnipotent, retard

>>80478358
Slutty Gura is the best T u T

I found the right shark cave!