/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I miss Henry…

>>80327605
>which was written by her
is this true? I can believe that, but how do you know?

https://x.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1810779053311545466
https://x.com/SHINKI93/status/1810751020898939273

domo dino desu

>>80327891
nta but I'm pretty sure she also wrote the one about starting a bacterial culture.

>>80327933
so that's why gura is growing cucumbers

>>80327872
then play more Kingdom Come

>>80327939
>not a cute boy
go away

>>80327872
I have upset the government

Sex with a fembud.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>80327933
I want to know her honest opinion about these

>>80327961
That one wasn't a voice and was written by Mori and given an editing pass by the girls iirc

>>80328037
what game is this?

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>80328103
yeah, I guess she is...

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>80328022
But I want to watch a cute shark girl play it not my lame ass.

Gigi called out Gura....

>>80328565
Retard.

if gura got the wenches she would be streaming right now... it all started from this...

>>80328181
Armored Core 6

>>80328565
will it result in on-stream sex? if not then no one gives a shit

>>80328565
Gigi is a fembud, of course she would.

Day 12! Give it up for day 12!

>>80328780
Has she said she's a fembud?

Gura's private parts are her best character trait T u T

I had a dream of a two-headed Gawr Gura. Gura in stereo sounded like sex.

>>80329451

>>80328565
Surely you can give the exact quote of her being "called out" right?

>>80329756
Retards think any time anyone mentions communication or streaming is calling Gura out. You should be in other threads to check for Gura mentions regardless.

My Gurandma.

My Wife.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

Are any members of Justice fembuds, or will they be good frens with Gra-chan?

Guys, I'm sore... Gura raped me again.

I'm going to ra- wait Gutsbud is here. Huhaha nevermind.

https://files.catbox.moe/szlmuc.jpg

>>80331694
fake rapebud

>>80332302
Gura's gorilla grip super suction cunny..

>>80331664
Raora is Gura approved

pizza pasta spaghetti huhaha

Reminder

I CAST STREAM FRAME!

>>80333164
i want pastgheti too

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>80333533
Gura walked in on Aqua undressing. She's the creepy pervert.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>80333976

>>80333164
I made spaghett

Gura hot Gura hot!

>>80334380
https://litter.catbox.moe/m0l3wz.png

I finished all my diet dr pepper

I just noticed the ipass figures are on amiami, probably way cheaper to ship with them too.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>80334904
samen

>>80334904
samen

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>80334803
>*This product can only be shipped to the following area: Japan, Taiwan.

>>80335876
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I want some ice cweam to cool off

>>80335876
I'm chumbadabing badaboom.

>>80335876
ye

>>80336179
FAT
TAIL
SUPREMACY

Baguraette honhonhon

Shirako.

For King and Cunny!

Nom

>>80336012
That's unfortunate, I didn't even open the listing just saw it was there while browsing.

Wife soon?

>>80337061
open wide

>>80337375
No she doesnt need us anymore

I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

>>80337504
i agree, she only needs me

>>80337616

>>80337548
https://fembudservices.co.uk/

>>80337849
is brit web design even better than japanese web design?
https://www.lingscars.com/

>>80337849
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>80335876
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!! I'M GUNNA DIE OF HEAT STROKE THOUGH!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>80338071
in college 10+ years ago i did a presentation on this website as an example of bad site design
it was worse back then than it is now

Tell me.
Do you think my wife Gura is cute?

>>80338450
perhaps

>>80338450
I don't remember posting this

>>80338450
No, she's ugly.

>>80338450
I've never seen her so I don't know, but that's a funny coincidence because my wife's name is also Gura, and she is very, very cute.

>>80338723

I want to make Gura a snack. Will peanut butter and jelly sandwiches do?

>>80339659
Yes but you have to remove the crust and cut it into triangles

Gura is in Japan

>>80339931
I want gura and moom to kiss

>>80339931
This is a common misconception, but Gura is not Mumei
They are merely sisters
And both my wives

>>80339931
that's her twin sister, retard

>>80339931
maybe maybe not maybe she just got there maybe she actually moved a long time ago in some great ruse schrodinger's gura etc

>>80339931
Weren't retards claiming for weeks now that Mumei was in Japan already?

>>80337616

>>80340282
sounds awfully familiar doesn't it

>>80339931
>>80340282
Retards have been claiming for weeks that Gura has been in Japan despite Bijou literally confirming that she hasn't been and there being no mention by anyone else of her being there.

>>80340419
Biboo talked to Gura?

>>80336107
>>80336179
>>80338244
What are you all doing up still? Mom said to go to bed hours ago!

>>80340486
She said she would like to go to a DMC cafe with her when they are both in Japan at the same time. Basically confirming that Gura hasn't been in Japan yet retards here kept saying otherwise.

>>80340282
Remember when she was gone for like 1 month+ and people were hurr durr she's in Japan, only for Kiara to confirm when she arrived in Japan? These people never learn, the japan cope is a lifeline they won't let go

>>80340419
Hint: every time Gura is actually doing something (homework, about to stream, recordings in Japan) she still does twitter activity every few days. She's been gone for 5 fucking days while going viral online, you think no one in that japanese studio is prodding her about it?

>>80340486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNSkgCys-0M&t=2256s
no, just a mention after someone in chat brought her up
pretty obviously saying she at least wasn't there in japan at the time

>>80340486
no, he's assuming kiara told biboo gura isn't in japan because biboo said they'd have to be in japan at the same time to go to a dmc store. it's two assumptions being made here, that kiara shares gura's business and that biboo would only say "in japan at the same time" if she knew gura's status

I'm happy that gura's movements are obfuscated. These freaks are trying to triangulate her location as we speak

>>80340873
same desu

>>80340383
>>80340661
>>80340719
People always have to give Hololive members the benefit of the doubt. There always has to be some elaborate reason they aren't streaming instead of the simple one which is that they are just simply lazy and don't want to stream.

>>80340982
Obviously. You aren't suppose to hate things that you like dumbud

>>80340982
You could also just say you don't know instead of sperging out over it.

>>80340873
Gura obfuscates everything because she knows she can't defend her laziness.

>>80341086
I think its more the fact that freaks are trying to find out where she is at all times

Gurass

WIFE

>>80341151
Yet for some reason no one else has this problem while being more open than she ever will about it.

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>80341086
I'm sure Gura will stream now that you've discovered her master plan.

I remember when I said I wanted to know where Gura was and she tweeted that she arrived home. I love Gura, she's my real girlfriend.

>>80341193
SNIFFFFF

Gura's piss is in Japanese sewage right now.

oh is the repost new, I scrolled back and forth for a second

>>80341264
Some girls are ok with fat ojisans breaking down their door at night.

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>80340873
>These freaks are trying to triangulate her location as we speak
But I want to see my mommy...

mane-chan retweet?

Kek, I told you she was disengaged. Question is did Mane-san lose patience and RT the big important thing that the entire company is abuzz about or is it actually her

I wonder why she waited for likes to go private to start reactivating her account.

>>80341401
maybe she misses sharing stuff in a more casual way through likes instead of blasting content out to 2 million feeds

>>80341369
sure would be nice if I could check the likes and see

>>80341385
this is not healthy anon

>>80341385
What is the company abuzz about?

>>80341369
>>80341385
>Manechan also didn't bother to RT this who time
Looks like Manechan is also lazy

>>80341369
Yes. They must have been tearing their hair out that Gura's dodgers stuff is viral but she isn't doing anything about it, so they just took matters in their own hands. It's a pretty important Hololive milestone so I think it's justified this time.

>>80341401
Did she start being active after that stream where she talked about sharing her algorithm?

>>80341554
*this whole time

>>80341574
>viral
I don't leave /vt/. Is gura popular with the baseball fellas now?

Antis are making up stuff again...

gura caught a virus

>>80341644
Hopefully they leave soon

>>80341626
I was a fan before I started watching vtubers so I cant tell.

>>80341574
>It took them this long to do simple RTs
Imagine thinking this makes them look good lol

>>80341717
Luckily nobody here uses gay twitter

>>80340560
my bedtime is in a bit over 6 hours

>>80341613
it wasn't quite immediate but it was pretty much right after likes got hidden unless you were fucking around with old twitter/tweetdeck

>>80341626
I doubt it but the whole part with her singing the ball game and the stadium singing with her blew up. Some are mad, some are glad, like with everything that goes big

>>80341773
Did you not hear her? She's putting you to bed early dumbabooey.

my wife

>>80341836
Doesn't seem that big. I don't use tiktok or twitter so I wouldn't know.

>>80341775
she probably isn't aware that her likes can leak in that case. she's just browsing twitter with her old algorithm

>heh people assume with no evidence gura is in japan, how pathetic
>WHAT A RT NOOOOOOOOOOO IT HAS TO BE MANECHAN BECAUSE UUuH I JUST KNoW SO

>>80341369
probably

>>80342005
Why would manechan retweet the hololiveEN twitter?

>>80341990
I don't care if she's in japan or not, put a frame up shark

>>80341369
cope

WIFE

>>80342058
oh you're an actual newfag, what an incredible surprise

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1810840142405419115
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1810840142405419115
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1810840142405419115

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1810840142405419115
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1810840142405419115
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1810840142405419115

MY WIFE IS SHITTIN

WIFEEEEE

Gura is sittin' on the toilet

>>80341369
>>80341385
>>80342005
You people need to start making wagers before you talk shit

>>80341990
Hanging out daily in a general of a girl and fans you hate is some woman hating her ex type shit.

JIGSAW IMMINENT

Slow down please

WIFE WIFE WIIIIIIFEEEEEE

>>80342152
so was that mane-chan too anon?

>>80342337
no, and I dogeza in this instance, but not knowing that an EN account retweet is almost always a like am anechan bat-signal is absolutely a newfag alert

>>80342337
probably

>>80342224
I stand corrected

New likes

Wow maybe you guys should learn to say "I don't know" instead of jumping to conclusions and feeding shitposters.

>>80342337
NTA, but someone who said it was mane-san
I too dogeza

>>80342528
yeah post them

Too many non-believer retards ITT.

>>80342558
>Still no streams
>Still no communication
"Shitposters" continue to eat good

>>80342594
No u were rude to me

that tweet made my brain tingle and I feel really good right now knowing that she's alive and probably taking a break between recordings

>>80342666
People here thought gura would lose the dark souls race too. Just a bunch of negative fuckers I tell you

WE ARE SO BACK BROS

STREAM ANYDAY NOW

>>80342452
>>80342570
dumbasses, if it were manechan they would have done so days ago, and usually later in JP time

>>80342675
what did I say that was rude?

>>80342669
keep impotently seething /ggg/ like a retard then

>>80342669
basically yeah, shitposters and "shitposters" both
I swear it's a point of pride for some, like they enjoy her not streaming for weeks on end because they'd rather turn their nose up at everyone who thinks this is gay

So now that gura is alive and well, what da chumbies doin tonight?

>>80342666
>uuuh it was le manegement
>but why would they do so so late
>noooo gura would never RT something SHE IS GONE WAHH WAHH
I'll continue to clown on those fuckers for the reminder of this thread

Reading through the shitty bitching in the last thread and then having her suddenly tweet was very cathartic and amusing.

I told you it was the oat milk.

>>80342927
I assume they like being "right" and selfishly using /ggg/ as their emotional dumpster.

>>80342963
gotta keep yourself amused somehow when you can't walk I guess

feet tweet

>>80342934
I'm still playing zzz. I lost the 50/50 and got a dupe. I'm sad

>>80342927
>>80343026
>already coppin and shiddin
lmao

>>80342934
Playing ZZZ

I'm satisfied with the tweet. She can take 4 months off now.

>>80342934
I'm watching Mushoku Tensei II Part 2

>>80343202
This but unironically

>>80342927
The only thing /ggg/ has to gain by complaining 24/7 is becoming a thread for shitposter to bully fans. It's fine to complain but some of you try to turn the entire thread into a whine fest.

>>80343105
>>80343160
that shit worth it? does it has actual gameplay?

>>80343278
Better than genshin and star rail imo

>>80343278
I like when you parry and it goes *CLANG*

>>80342934
Playing the Witch and the Hundred Knight, and catching up on the Fauna's Dungeon stream.

>>80342934
I finished my hardcore run of kingdom come, now I'm gonna train my core, I'll go harder since I'm filled with determination by Gura's tweet

>>80343413
Nice work chumbie. I should really get to finishing my hardcore run.

>>80343402
That the one with the titty witch girl? I remember saving a lot of fanart of that game

>>80343242
i'm pretty sure most of it is larping with one autist enabling it

>>80342934
my dinogura just arrived so I'm thinking where to place her in my room

>>80342934
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>80342934
watchin strems

>>80343278
it has a very good shark lady in it

>>80342934
I just finished watching Gigi and now idk what to do. Any good games on steam summer sale?

>>80342934
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>80343603
Yeah, funky proportions with super-long torso and bolt-ons. Also she just got pregnant.

>>80343867
Kingdom come deliverance is 80% off. I liked it.

>>80341990
Threadshitters obliterated kek

>>80343619
That autist enabler? Me

>>80342934
Still waiting on an email back and watching youtube videos

>>80343867
I bought
>metro last light redux and 2033 redux for like 3$ as a bundle
>Halo Master Chief Collection because I heard Halo was good.
>disco elysium
>black mesa
>middle earth shadow of war
>frostpunk
>american and euro truck simulator
>underrail
>kenshi
>batman arkham knight bundle (with city and asylum)
>terraria
>arma 3
>and pillars of eternity
most of these were on the "deep discount" (90+% off) not more than 5$, often less

>>80344666
this you?
>>80340419

>>80344915
No actually, I've been posting a bit less frequently than usual the last couple of days
I'm the one who is usually referred to as the "LARPer"

>>80344843
I should pick up underrail too

Likes just loaded, wow I can't believe she would like something so lewd

>>80345196
you are a larper, you admitted to it like two days ago

Yes

chumbuds are the strangest creatures
outside of social media you're the most normal
inside social media you're the most abnormal

>>80345605
>outside of social media you're the most normal
Haha yeah I'm perfectly normal

I will be Gura's chair

>>80345549
Which post was this? I might have said something like that but don't rember

>>80345672
let me rephrase
the ones repping gura IRL and at events are the most normal
the ones most active and repping gura on social media (including /vt/) are the most abnormal

>10am JST
>sittin = finally sitting down after a long travel
Yep. I told you retards that she's in Japan.

>>80345781
Abnormal people usually don't go outside.

Gura will never give me a ball twisting handjob while tracing the tip with her teeth
Why live

>>80345818
So no streams for another month?

Mumei and Gura are eating ice cubes in Japan

The law of Schrodinger's Gura.

>>80345828
yeah but our abnormality is more tangible than other fanbases, when looking at us just from an online perspective
>>80345828
>>80345980
see. of course those could be larpers too since our abnormal ones cause a lot of headspace to be occupied rent free

>>80346081
meant to quote >>80345952

>>80345980
probably EDF in half that time

>>80344843
Maybe I'll finally play Terraria, then.
>my brother already has the game on his shared library.
welp, thanks for nothing, summer sale.

>>80345952
The ASMR love nest will feature such a stream.

>>80346135
I dont know why you meant to quote me in there, it has no relevancy
I just want gura to give me pain and pleasure

>>80345781
I am both?

>yfw Biboo and Gura will have a duet on the concert

>>80346561
not a chance

>>80346561
Is Advent missing out on Breaking Dimensions?

>>80346542
do you post "bushy pucci" in /ggg/ or use gura images for catalog drama while showing up to fan events / meetups?

>>80346890
No but I do that behavior in other threads

>>80345605
obviously i'm hiding my power level somewhat irl.

>>80347101
well if you're representing your oshi well online then i'd say you're one of the normal ones

>>80345605
I've always liked this goob.

>>80346890
I'm the one who posts about Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

my argument is a mess. what it boils down to is that i find it annoying when gura is treated by her own chumbuds online either purely as a sex object with no other redeeming qualities like this this post does >>80329451 or when chumbuds use her image for catalog crap (i don't care what your opinions are, just don't rep goob). it gives off the impression that you don't care about her in earnest.

>>80348345
I assure you that no chumbud, regardless of any of his other opinions, makes catalog bait threads with he face on them
there are probably a few who think they're chumbuds but that's a whole different can of worms
the hornyposts are fine though

I've been trying to get my files and Gura stuff more organized, and Im slowly remembering different Gura mentions or appearances I forgot to go back and listen to. I've forgotten about so much stuff...

>>80348498
im talking about posts within drama threads too, not just OPs, but i get what you mean about them not being chumbuds

Why are my wife's feet facing the wrong way?...

>>80348661
I find images solely based on where I remember last seeing them.

>>80349230
one of her feet is a fake

>>80349230
She's leaning forward because she's constipated

>>80345678
she's not sittin in a chair.
i will be her toilet.

>>80349255
Im mainly talking about going through and grabbing old files I wanted to download. The bigger problem is that Im here every day so I don't miss anything Gura related, but there are still Gura appearances I could catch live that I knew about and never went back to watch. One example is that I've had a tab open for two years of a moom minecraft stream Gura joined and I wasn't able to watch, only listen that night. I've always wanted to go back and watch it with my full attention but never have. It's procrastination on a retarded level

>>80349935
>I've had a tab open for two years

I can hear the nighttime frogs outside my window!!

>>80350840
i used to live in the south. i miss seeing reptiles and amphibians on my windows and hearing them at night. i don't miss the humidity though

>>80350840
That's not a frog
That's me

>>80350840
Did you ever imagine it's Gura sitting outside of your window making noises?

Goob after ebening retards

>>80351986
goob evening asshole

>>80351986
Goob night

>>80327717
She said she wants to be a slime, because she's tired of having to shape up for everyone

>>80350840
Based
What are they saying?

>>80350840
All I hear are idk crickets or giant roaches or whatever is making all that extremely loud chirping washboard noise.

>>80349230
Poor

>>80352516
Sumimasen!!!

>>80352776
yeah, but what if gura was a bobr?

>>80353053

>>80352828
Cicadas maybe mister?

>>80327787
>*Le touché*

>>80351986
Goob morning

>>80353053
yeah, but what if gura was a gator?

*chops your dick off*

I met my wife today at an aquarium today

>>80353394
Hey give it back, I need it!

>>80353494
Pff, for what?

>>80353137
Crickets, Katydids, and Cicadas yeah.
https://youtu.be/RK1ZgqZD5iU
hey gura, watch this video.

>>80328103
>*Lo touchõ*

Gura is peeing right now

>>80353394

>>80333533
>*Li touchí*

>>80354012
into my mouth

>>80354408
Stop drinking my sharkwife’s pee

This but with piss instead

>>80335876
Yes I am monsieur

Gura's fluids are mine and mine alone.

>>80352973
?

>>80329105
>finana
last stream 14 days ago
>rosemi
last stream 17 days ago
>Petra
last stream 38 days ago
>millie
last stream 17 days ago
>ike
last stream 15 days ago
>alban
last stream 36 days ago
>sonny
last stream 12 days ago
>uki
last stream 7 days ago
>kotoka
last stream 148 days ago
>claude
last stream 9 days ago
>kunai
last stream 59 days ago

Gura
Wife

>>80354500
NEVER

>>80355724
>finana
>rosemi
They will phase in

>Where fears and lies melt awaaaayyy

I casted stream frame not a tweet...

>>80356105
your magic sucks ass, bud

>>80356105
You need more mana

>>80356269
There is no spoon

Knife spoon?

>>80356342
Knoon and spork.

>>80356467
Eroi shark...

I haven’t bought groceries in months. I’ve just been eating gas station food…

>>80356599
Truck driver?

>>80356567
nice

Was gura in a stream of someone else today? If so whose channel?

>>80356599
Chumbie…

>>80356964
https://holodex.net/#archive

>>80356737
No I drive a car mister

>>80357608
that was me last year. i have a costco membership now and i do meal prep on the weekend

for fuck's sake why do i do this so often
>>80356599
>>80357925

>>80341401
Thanks.

one time, probably like 3 years ago at this point Gura was starting stream and you could hear her computer audio and she was listening to like bluegrass banjo music. I think that’s really based and I’ve been fond of her ever since. I mean I liked her before but that made it more so.

>>80359216
There are so many little things that make her stick in my mind its annoying.

>>80359399
Nyo!

>>80359399
heart hort tho..

>>80359465
>>80359489