/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

MERU PRIDE AND MERU LOVE

Meru PRIDE! Meru LOVE! Meru LUST!

https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/84955991-6858-5608

Meru still on the telly
https://youtu.be/F4ew0qF0ZK0

FAT FUCK ON STREAM

Fat fuck...

Lisa is a slut. Con slut, concert slut, homobegger collaber slut, idol corp slut.

Lisa is my slut.

Lisa is a cute, pure slut

Ember needing more rest today, looks like no stream

I miss my boyfriend.

>1 bedroom apartment
>$2100 (USD)

>>80320372
God bless the USA

>>80320472
anon...

>>80320523
Yes?

>>80320589
it's nothing, keep being a cutie

>>80320472
She converted it so that it wouldn't sound as bad, it's almost 3k in leafbucks

>>80320647
>She's a fucking leaf

>>80320320
Yeah, blown out by me

>Meru wanted to go to AX this year but it fell through
>Wants to visit California next year

>>80320647
Much more affordable when you're 8 indian males living in bunk beds in that 1 bedroom which is what the market is geared for now

>>80320686
Many such cases

GOOD EGG

if anyone has ideas for yuuna drawings please let me know !

[Meru news]
She's super easy

>Lumpy headed Meru
Someone didn't get enough tummy time.

>>80320372
https://www.zumper.com/rent-research/vancouver-bc
Rent price summary for
Vancouver, BC
As of June 2024, the median rent for 1 bedroom rentals in Vancouver, BC is $2,651. This is +59% higher than the national average.

$4.52
average price per square foot

Median rent
$2,651

Rent price summary for
Toronto, ON
As of June 2024, the median rent for 1 bedroom rentals in Toronto, ON is $2,350. This is +41% higher than the national average.

$4.26
average price per square foot

Median rent
$2,350

Rent price summary for
Montréal, QC
As of June 2024, the median rent for 1 bedroom rentals in Montréal, QC is $1,730. This is +4% higher than the national average.

$3.18
average price per square foot

Median rent
$1,730


Canadian housing market has become a sick joke in the last 15 years

>>80320976
>news

>>80321007
shit and i thought it was bad where i am. i thought leafland was supposed to be a good place to be broke

>>80321007
That's what happens when you let foreigners buy property. I know they have a big issue with Chinese buying out places as investments because it's safer than leaving your money in China.

>>80320940
Tonya and Yuuna laying in bed, Tonya suckling milk from Bread's huge loaves and kneading her belly, bread playing minecraft with one hand with her other wrapped around Tonya keeping her close
>I still love this art so much, I kneel

MERU LOVE
MERU MISS
MERU OVERWHELMING PRIDE

>>80321007
Hmm sounds like they need to import another 11 million jeets

AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A FUNKY BEAT

>>80320940
Checking out at Costco with an absolutely stuffed full cart and the cashier saying she must have a huge family.

>>80320137
>>80320104
>>80320158
Lisa isn't a slut, she's just doing her wifely duty to satisfy her husband (me)

OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN MATSURO MERU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>80320289
Rest up Eber...

Recent Lisa posts are starting to look concerningly similar to Mio posts right before beerpals got... you know...

>>80321532
is it not extremely obvious that it's the same person

>>80320289
The natural conclusion is that we make Ember sick(er)

>>80321532
It's literally the same guy who schizos over Mio.

>>80321570
It always starts with a single person. Schizophrenia is actually highly contagious

>>80321532
Sheeple already had their turn as the biggest schizos in the thread, those days are long gone

It's Lisa's fault.
maybe she shouldn't be so CUTE, submissive and dorky and I wouldn't have to fantasie about using her ass as a foot stool

>>80321099
It used to be back in 2000-2010. After that Canada got gang-raped by:

Rich Hong Kong chinese getting their assets out because of 1997 and buying up cheap property while it was underpriced.
Mainland chinese getting rich in the 2000s after USA opened the floodgates for outsourcing and buying up land because that's the only asset they trust in east asia culture.
People from both groups using "business investment" (read: buying real estate) loopholes to buy citizenships and sending their rich kids to get their education and dual citizenship here.
Hordes of south asians abusing "student visas" in diploma mill colleges flooding the working class labor market and the rental housing market. Most workers you see nowadays in fast food, security guard, trucking, bike delivery, and the like are all south asian now. The ones who aren't are the chinese delivery app workers that specifically only serve the expats like the rich kid students above.
Airbnb and other short tern rental service franchisees buying up condo units to put on the rental apps to the point where some downtown towers are majority Airbnb "ghost" buildings.
Extended periods of near-zero interest rates allowing massive amounts of people to overleverage themselves and pushing prices ever higher, creating a culture where a house is expected to double your money in 5-10 years.

If Meru is gonna make it Mio will too

>>80321804
So you're saying it's all Dizzy's fault.

Ami is live and playing more Kings Field!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIFTbxmq7YQ

>>80321532
As long as lisa doesn't start apologizing for every little perceived mistake she'll be fine.

>>80321852
I don't need reassurance Mio will make it (she doesn't even crack the top 5 of /tsunx/ chuubas I concern for), I need reassurance Dizzy will make it.

>>80321532
didnt we call it with the idol coomers coming in

Ami is shaking her jiggly body right in front of me..........

Things WILL get better

>>80321881
Exactly

>>80322007
Call me a schizo but she's seemed happier on stream ever since she moved

>>80322058
I've been here a year and a half and I've always coomed to Lisa.

>>80321884
Get those things off of Beeko and onto me!

>>80321532
We squilked lisa for a solid two years before she ever joined idol, anon...

Buckos... It's grind time.

>>80321323
So she's a cheating whore

>>80321804
i might need to buy some real estate there while its hot damn. most of where i live is fucked up because florida/nyc/cali people mass buy crack houses, flip them, and rent them out. but chinese moneys a whole different level

Daily reminder that your mom (spider) wants you to see her as a woman of immensely erotic qualities.

[Good Meru News] She's eating da pasta

Hello, I hope you had a wonderful morning and have a good time for the rest of your day. I love my hip, jiggly spidermom and every violent impact of her fists into my tummy. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>80321099
Leafland is an even worse place to be broke than America. The minimum wage here in BC is $17.40 CAD, but when you convert it to real money (American), that's basically equivalent to $12.76/hr. Meanwhile looking at our neighbours across the border in America, the minimum wage in Washington seems to be $16 dollars an hour now.
Then add in the expensive costs of living, and there's a problem.

>>80322271
hehe purple women go jiggle jiggle

>>80322271
its working

>>80322058
/tsun/ related girls have always been worth cooming to. This is fact.

>>80321570
>>80321619
All me, I schizo over Lisa so you don't have to.

>>80322058
They usually only do that with the cunny girls but I have seen a small amount of them start to do it with Lisa.

>>80322453

>>80322556

>they don't know how Lisa likes her eggs
Fake fans

>>80322576

cookie monster

>>80322366
man its still $10 min wage where i live. anything west coast probably has better standards of living but its also expensive as fuck. rent can be cheap here but youre gonna be in a bad area. im just glsd my job has healthcare cuz otherwise youre out of luck

>>80322260
Honestly you're too late now that interest rates are up. A lot of listings in toronto and vancouver have started to get flipped at 1-2 years with 6 figure losses. Alberta and Manitoba have better opportunity now.

>Stream interrupted on firefox with ublock by youtube
bros, it's over...

>>80322604
Sorry, I'm too busy preparing her eggs fertilized style.

>>80322553
Whatever happens in the future, it's that weird turd's fault

>>80322553
SHITPICKLE
SHITPICKLE
SHITPICKLE

>Ami has never read the bible
My brothers in Christ...

>>80322314
[Even better Meru News]
The pasta did not satisfy her, she hungers further.

>>80322870
It's ok, most evangelics haven't either

>>80322553
What's worse, this the koolaid pickles or the bugs?

>>80322870
>reading a translated bible instead of learning latin yourself or having a priest read it for you
do proteskeks really

>>80322553
>weak constitution
>tummy hort
>eats this shit
???

>>80323092
The original biblical passages of the New Testament were written in Greek.

>>80323168
She ain't the sharpest sheep in the flock

>>80323248
don't you usually want sheep to not be particularly sharp?

>Receives ONE (1) maro about cookies
>Now completely unable to stop thinking about cookies

>>80323168
Ik this might be hard to believe, but Lisa is a woman and as such is prone to silliness

https://x.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1810704193415790888
ToT ToT

>>80323912
She's a damn dwarf

>>80319756
Holy shit Meru is so radical.

>>80320940
Running to work, her office attire looking undersized with some plumpness showing, but the food she's carrying looks spotless. Someone mentioned the name "Starbuckos" on a previous thread and I thought it was a nice parody for a brand, if that counts.

>>80323344
Ami makes me want to pick up baking as a hobby...

>>80322802
lisa is not weird!

>>80324561
Do it. Fucking do it, anon. Become a feeder. There's no hobby more respectable and desirable. Feed them. They hunger. They hunger and you must feed them. Everyone likes tasty food. And you will like feeding.

>>80324561
It's hard work but others will view you as a god if you get good enough at it

The cookie plate, I bet she'd eat everyone, yknow to make buckos happy

kanna...

Ami is urinating right now

>>80326187
yea on me

[Good news]
https://x.com/orlaganceann/status/1810689490320773477

>>80319926
now someones gotta do something about the big zord line

Stinky Ami morning breath right in my face SNNNFFFFFF

>>80325431
Ami would totally eat the googly eyes along with the cookie

>>80326876
>Rushing spidermomwife to the hospital for reasons other than childbirth...

https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1810762109237723408?
https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1810762819366945039?

>>80327112
Good news.

>Ami finds new recipe
>immediately starts drooling

Where is Mio getting harrassed? Is it all just tellonym now?

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

>>80326640
Now THIS is whiteboarding

>>80326769
>this but me with mio
are buckos and beerpals literally the same?

>>80327746
yes.

>show me your cake
Amiya Aranha is a pervert

>>80327746
Buckos aren't nearly as annoying as Beerpals are.

Would you let your oshi burp in your face? Pic not related of course

>>80327746
The only thing stopping Buckos from turning into beerpals is Ami being a borderline shut-in whose entire life is streaming
The moment she gains enough confidence to be functional socially IRL and gains commitments or obligations outside of that it's over, i dont think itd be an exaggeration to say the buckocalypse might actually just destroy the thread

>>80328646
No.

>>80328782
would u niggers pls just chill

>>80328782
inshallah

>>80328646
Only if she screams my ears off right after

watching this and they mentioned lisa a few times, poko says that lisa sleeps like sleeping beauty and they all think shes really cool, pretty, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/live/cKg0WwEQJAg

>>80329675
What a bunch of freaks watching Lisa sleep, only her older brother should do that, to keep her safe

>>80329675
Everything about Lisa is just wonderful

desperately need to massage and rub and soothe and pet this spider's tummy

God gives his funniest tummies to his fluffiest spidors...

>>80328782
Beerpals being the way they are now is the result of dozens and dozens of mistakes on Mio's part about how she's managed her fanbase over the past several years, there are far more factors differentiating them and Buckos than just how socially active their respective oshis are but you already knew that, didn't you?

daily reminder that anyone pitting /tsunx/ fanbases against each other is unambiguously a faggot that should be lined up against a brick wall

Why is your little sister in bed with you, anon?

>>80330721
I'm reading her a bedtime story. :)

>>80330721
why does she have 6 toes

>>80330983
Inbreeding does that

>>80330983
She has the same hereditary illness Kinzo Ushiromiya has

>>80328646
lol no that'd be super weird

That was a very tasty chu...

>>80332098
They have gotten quite juicy as of late.

>>80328646
I'm downright thankful that Ami's burps are weak because otherwise I'd be going even more feral

>>80331539
>I berr-ped
cute Eber accent...

Ami belly RIGHT IN MY FACE AAAAAAAAAAAA

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>80332331
telling Ami you'd rather see tummy so she just squishes your face into her chonky belly

I miss Ami...

Midsemi Midlock

>>80332478
Imagine the intense, out of shape jiggling of this spider once she breaks out those promised Fortnite dances

>>80331539
Very weird.
https://youtu.be/-MpExSNALm8?t=6723
https://youtu.be/xFyPxyJd0cQ?t=6313
https://youtu.be/k6WeC-Q-u9E?t=2070

>>80332766
I hope it's the one that's like "bah, ba-didididiiiidi, CLAP, bah, badididididi-di-didi, didididiDI!"

Holy sweaty spidor, I want to sniff her so damn bad...

https://twitter.com/MatsuroMeru/status/1810809046833975489
She's coming home this time, surely...

>>80334866
>"i'm meru! I love drawing cute girls!"
>pic is a drawing of meru
>meru thinks she's cute
>meru is capable of unabashedly giving herself a compliment
>on MAIN
my soul is overwhelmed

>>80334866
I want to bite into Meru's big juicy thigh

Sniffing Mio's coochie after her daily 2 hour gooning session!

I do not remember there being any breeding in this game

There are hungry chuubas RIGHT NOW and Yuuna isn't feeding them...

Just gals being pals (lesbians) nothing to see here

>>80334065
this dude trying to kill me

I'm sorry Mio, I was being a whore and cheating on you but found out the girl I was cheating on you with was a huge slut and not like a virgin slut like you
It's really had finding someone like Mio who's lewd, talks about porn so openly and flirts a lot while still being a virgin

Forcing Muyu to abstain from bathing for an entire week and then licking every inch of her body clean.

>>80338493
*mlahm*

>>80338493

MioLove!

Dizzy FAITH
https://youtu.be/zJvsxAGxB0c

>So do you guys have a silly little dance you do when you take off your pants or is it just me? I call mine "the snake".
Getting straight to the point today

>>80334065
This is after the coldest day in the steaming room by the way

BOO!

beerpals remind me of shondo fans

>I'm sure priests do a lot of things not approved by the Vatican
I assure you the Vatican approves of all of it, Dizzy

[Dizzy news]
Everybody thinks she's seemed happier lately because things are going well for her but they are wrong

>>80338906
the day's not over yet
there is work yet to be done

>Prays to god before entering the forest
>Dies IMMEDIATELY
God hates Dizzy

Dizzy your crucifix...

I didn't think it was possible to be bad at this game

>Children! I should chase after those children! Come here, little kids! Auntie Dizzy's gonna help you!

>Come here little kids!
Dizzy....

>>80339651
>>80339850
Dizzy, your religioning...

>>80339850
If there's anything I've learned watching vtubers play games is that it is possible for people to find new and inventive ways to be bad at video games.

What would you do if you found this small Asian woman lost in the woods all by herself?

Nevermind Dizzy is GAMING

>Sees a pile of rocks
>"Is this the house?"

>>80340128
Nevermind Dizzy SUCKS

This game has officially spooked Dizzy more than SOMA did

>Goes outside
>Men keep bumping into her and stepping on her feet and elbowing her in the ribs
>None of them have the decency to just molest her
Unbelievable

>>80339072
Ah!

>I'm never going outside again unless I have a big ass dog or Ember with me

>>80340092
it starts with the letter R and end with an E

But in all seriousness, I'd assume she was a Hmong girl dragged into the wilderness by her extended family to go squirrel hunting and camping and she managed to get lost, so I's try and help her back to the campgrounds.

>>80340754
big ass dog you say?

[Dizzy news]
If she ever ends up getting cancelled she at least wants to go down saying a slur

>>80340092
I'd say hello

>>80340827
>it starts with the letter R and end with an E
Run as far away as possible
same

>Dizzy used to carry around actual pocket sand

fuck Mio

>Dizzy accidentally giving her friends laxatives instead of lactaid so they shit themselves
Jesas...

>>80341128
Yeah, I will

Mio MGS2
https://youtu.be/p8B6rFPl0Cc

>>80341128
>fuck Mio
Good advice

>>80341177

Dizzy should do a stream where she just draws her ridiculous vtuber concepts

>>80329675
>>80329886
It's important for you as a man to understand that girls calling each other pretty is meaningless. Flattering each other is part of their social game.

>Congratulations to all the holders of the red egg, you are the superior ones, you are the ones with the egg of lust and wonder, the egg of my eye, the apple of my eggs

Dizzy's finite supply of eggs...

>>80341128
I will, until she's pregnant
Then I will fuck her more

Dizzy is teaching me about dog racism

[Non-news]
Dizzy will peg you (if you pay her)

>>80342568

>>80340827
RAISE Dizzy?

>>80342568
I HAVE THE BODY OF A SLUG

>He was juiced. He was milked dry.

>>80342568
That's pretty cool anon

>>80342568
RAIN OF SLUGS

We praise DDR in this household

[Wonderful News]
Ami finally submitted her 3.0 references requesting an exposed navel.

>I'm always hungry
Geez, I wonder why

GO SLUG GIRL GO

>>80343524
MORTIS

Dizzy is beginning to believe

If Muyu is the daughter and Ember and Dizzy are the two gay moms, is Saya the family dog?

>>80342099
NO PREGNANT
ONLY BREED

>>80343994
Very pregnant. Twins even.

>>80343822
Saya is the pet lizard

>>80343994
I will get her regular pregnant and anally pregnant

>>80344111
push her down the stairs, twice (affectionate)

>Guys, if I fucking beat this, you need to reward me
alright fine I'll get you a happy meal

>>80340092
>You should have said "bear"

>"I believe in Dizzy, have faith"
>Dizzy dies again the literal instant she finishes reading this message
KINO

What's the opposite of "locking in"?

Eventually Dizzy will learn not to stand directly in the pentagram... eventually...

DIZZY WINS

SHE DID IT

Dizzy's (sexual) whining is the reason she isn't in a relationship, but it's also the reason she could easily be in one. HOW

>Do I shoot myself?

>They really shouldn't leave a gun lying around here, it's not safe for the kids
>Then again, neither am I
Kek

chat really made her go to a secret boss...

>>80344957
Luckily for her it's pretty easy compared to the one she just did

https://www.twitch.tv/hoshinochar
Char streem

>Ends stream literally a minute of gameplay before the end of the chapter
Dizzy...

>>80345151
Three Char streams in just over a week... bizarre timeline

>Char has 80 fucking Grand Archive boxes to open

Cute

https://x.com/amiyaaranha/status/1810853004054077621

the logo would be a crown...

[Char news]
She's on her period

Chances Char eats cardboard this stream?

>>80345584
Isn't that like 4k worth of boxes?

>>80345819
Not 0%, that's for sure.

I forgot how fucking sex this design is god damn

Kinda wishing for the timeline where PPP wasn't a fucking retard that forced Char into being a manager which fucked her brain almost to actual brain death. Maybe Char would've been more active and more in touch with everyone in said timeline.

>Char still talks to PPP

I forgot how Robowife has some of Char's sniffely (?) voice, that's how I end up falling asleep despite the screams

>>80343484
I wonder if Ami and Orla will both end up getting their 3.0s around the same time

>>80346063
The timeline where PPP wasn't a negligent retard is already good enough

two crowns one pink and one blue lmao
https://x.com/amiyaaranha/status/1810853004054077621

>>80346063
I can't believe PPP held the girls at gunpoint and forced them to do what he wanted

>Oh, my girlfriend's coming up to feed me

>Mint, you're not playing the game like I would!!! You should use _____ on ______!!!! And don't forget _____!!!!
>Mint
Beerpals...

CHAR! CHAR!
CHAR! CHAR!
CHAR! CHAR!
CHAR! CHAR!
CHAR! CHAR!
CHAR! CHAR!

>>80346432
>I hope you don't hear me chewing on lasagna

oh hahahaha I hope that doesn't happen too lol

>>80346396
He held Mio at gunpoint and made her have sex with me, it was weird

[Good news]
Char is eating

>Cat ears and tail
>Eating lasagna
Charfield...

>>80346825
Bro wrote a paragraph about just being in Mint's stream and accidentally wrote that...
At least Mogu did his job

>Char dropped her phone into her toilet right after she pissed
Imagine...

>>80345923
Is there a name for the semi-transparent tummy covering? It's hot as hell.

Char burp :D

Was the vamp fight actually this hard?
Last I tried I was 5 years old, so I had major skill issues already.

>>80347989
maybe you just sucked at video games as a five year old?
ami also had a rough time with it iirc

>>80347833
fuck my crappy headset didn't catch it

>>80347833
>>80348157
okay now I heard it, now I can say nature is healing

>skeb of Mio on a leash
>Client Miori Celesta
she does this on purpose to turn me on and make me turn her into my cocksleeve

how often do you think mio wets the bed

>>80348743
Depends on with what

>>80348743
Every time she squirts, it's like a flood down there.

wose...

Mio is currently peeing in my mouth

I always find it really funny when /pcg/ poachfags Char of all people.

>>80349300
At least her members post makes it sound like she'll be back soon.

>>80349822
well, it's only natural, since she is the main character of /tsunx/

Char pussy

WHORE

>Asian woman trying to wrap her head around how sweat works

>>80349822
They do that with all of the girls. At least they call out that one delusional retard that keeps bringing up Mio.

jesus christ guys, it was just an easter egg joke

>>80349938
A second Char pussy has hit the stream

rare grayname w

"I might end up saying a slur today"
Damn she really is malding

MIO'S GONNA SLUR

Char this is weird

https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1810858534965317983

>>80351221
nothing gets me bricked up harder than when she's calls people gay/retarded, i can only imagine how much further she goes in private

wow mio is fucking FINALLY telling that kojimo fag off

Tomo in Char's chat

>I hope you kill yourself
Based Mio. I love my girlfriend.

>>80352417
Mio saying I hope you kys made me so hard.
She definitely comes here

mio should literally just copy/paste this section of the VOD and sell it

>>80350637
100% pussy completion

>>80352544
Should make a good soundpost at least

Do it, Mio. Call him a slur.

angry Mio is so fucking hot

moments like this solidify my belief that mio has some domme in her and therefore has the potential for proper domloss

Mio would fit in with my group of League/DOTA 2 group so well.
God I miss having a girl like her around

Char being the de facto burp fetish icon for early EN vtubing is pretty funny cos Dizzy's were way gnarlier

>I'm sure there have been plenty more burping vtubers since my long hiatus

>Mintfag asking if Mio drinks and streams

>>80353144
There was always another one

>>80353256
>Mintfag
wait, so the dude dropped an aka on someone who isn't his oshi and he knows nothing about? people do that?

>>80353625
average holodrone behavior

Char HATES 4chan

>>80353953
>Ex-Niji vtuber
>Holodrones

>>80353366
Holy fuck, girl's a monster (affectionate)

Peo!
https://youtu.be/9WDBtnOZELo

>>80354613
Pomu has a large overlap

>>80354939
!oeP

>>80355038
>I haven't even worked yet
Other than the odd job here and there, I'm 29 and haven't worked for more than a week straight in my life... maybe I need to befriend a noose... it's over...

New thread
>>80355758
>>80355758
>>80355758

mio hate

Mio love

mio rape

Mio Lust!

Breed Mio!

>>80352609
Serial gay rapist cat spotted

Mio tender love and rough sex

Sniffing Mio's stinky coochie after she's done peeing and masturbating while live!

>>80356653