/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>80329984
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

terminate groombullet

>>80330063
Who is this handsome devil?

>>80330001
Amen
>>80329764
AMEN

>>80330001
AMEN

>>80330001
Amen

>>80330001
amen

baby trap machina x flayon

>>80330001
AMEN

https://twitter.com/Potamikouu/status/1810668516758200435

>>80330631
that armpit is mine peroperoperoperopero

Pictured: Anon visiting Xenokuni for the first time.
The things you guys are making me start reading

>>80330432
milk machina x flayon dry

>>80330432
flaybies with flayflay

I enjoy the loud red dino

>>80330689
SAUCE? (I know it's danzi engine)

I HAVE GAVIS BETTEL TIED UP IN MY HOME AND NONE OF YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
>>80330001
AMEN

>>80329984
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS VG- 3D Showcase Celebration and Acrylic Stand MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempusvg_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>JOSUIJI SHINRI Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>GOLDBULLET Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/goldbullet_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/goldbullet

>HOLOLIVE MEET 2024 Preorder MERCH
https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_meet2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaXnhDZDY8

>>80331010
you know, the yandere “gavis bettel” bit is a lot less impressive now that i know he was just autistically copying one of his media hyperfixations. it was better when it seemed like he was legitimately insane without the clown

Imagine going out for lunch with Shinri and Bettel and you and Bettel decide to get ice cream for dessert so you hold up a spoonful to Shinri and tell him to say ahh trying to feed him some. But he just pulls away saying he's too stuffed so you shrug and move to hold out the spoon to feed Bettel and the instant Shinri realizes he reflexively reaches over to grab your wrist to bring your hand back to his mouth and eats the ice cream. (The split second of awkward silence is broken by Shinri then gagging on the sweetness)

>>80331198
I'M CORNHOLING HIM RIGHT NOW AS I'M TYPING

>>80330689

/manstars/ is playing footy soon >>80330216

>>80331198
>Autistically copying his media hyperfixations
Is there a boy this doesn't describe?

>>80330432
Amen
>>80331094
Btw Flay's birthday merch is done so you can delete it off the post shillanon

>>80331238
He’s saving you from the indirect kiss of clown aids

>>80331536
shinri, maybe

>>80331470
And we face the other males in the ever so prestigious Males Bowl against /2434/! Come join us yet again!
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
I promise we wont job this time!

>>80331923
>I promise we wont job this time!
I have better chances of winning the lottery than these retards do at winning anything

>>80331923
Get Ruzed

>>80331923
>it's a different commentator
aww...

>>80329984
SEX WITH HAMPTER

Ougaman in defense will probably score an own goal forgetting he isn't supposed to kick in the goal

GOD DAMN IT

there's a ghost on the pitch...

not job MY ASS

lol that looked like an own goal

It's over...

reminder that this is a friendly where we put the forwards at the defense kek

Getting bodied, lol

kek what the fuck was that Kishi

Jobbers jobbing? Unbelievable

its beyond over....

Bros...

>>80333421
God I wish I had volume perms for this

This guy's set up is cooked
So is Shinri

scuffkino kek

the jobber aura is just that powerful

WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOAL??!

What did we learn tonight bros?

>>80334530
Don't stick your dick in a microwave

>>80334530
Positions exist for a reason

>>80334530
This is what happens with OUGAMAN is not on the field

Damn I really wanted to hear new goal horns I had prepared for them.

Dw though anons, these boys are going into my basement for some rape correction.

See you sometime later!

>>80334530
optimism gets you nowhere

>>80334530
Maybe we should invest in basketball

>>80334635
Next time for sure

Blue fuck...

>haha very funny but and streams, ever heard of it?

>>80336720
sorry he's a gooner now

Shinri you fuck stop retweeting bara furry gacha shit

>he’s been doing nothing but late night goon sessions with the boys in vc
ToT AT LEAST LET US SEE ON STREAM

Going out for a walk into the forest and being spotted, hunted down, and then raped by Gibfoot

gavis bettel HATE

>>80330689
His stuff is hot as fuck, just need to ignore the mpreg and shit (literally).

>>80338618
It's unreal how lazy he is

>>80338968
altare, right?

>>80337679
it's like he doesn't see the slimes at all
just like my parents fr

>>80337230
>>80337679
Gooning...with the boys...Huh. Okay.

do altventurers find these tweets from altare funny? interesting?

>>80340196
it's cute. like watching a middle school boy discover life.

Sometimes I just wish some of them would communicate a little more

>>80340196
You ever wanna fuck someone so bad you laugh at their shitty jokes? That’s the cultare at every single joke altare does, love him dearly but his jokes are so fuckin bad sometimes

Mama zatsu in 30 minutes
Ruze T3 catcam in 30 minutes
Aniki in 90 minutes
Jurard in 150 minutes
Rooms are up!

>>80340621
overlap hell. home.

>>80340621
Thanks, Shikamane

>>80340196
It's the cringe little brother telling you dumb thoughts that came to him at school experience. It's cute.

Okay but for real though, is Altare that busy right now? It's been like 2-3 weeks already. Can we like expect a lot from him ATP? Like an original or even an EP. A new outfit? A new Tempus gameshow? I don't know anymore.

>>80340621
Jurard at 11AM JST as well, he put his waiting room at the wrong time. You can see the right time on his schedule and the other guy's waiting room

>>80340396
Oshi issue

>>80340064
Shintare doing this...hot.

>>80340196
They’re so bad and low bar that they wrap back around into being hilarious for me. Like laughing at the bettel twins pee and poo jokes. You KNOW its not funny, but when your favourite guy says it, you still cackle at how stupid it all is.
>>80340730
This is the bettelion experience between jan-may. Hold strong

Shinri will move out and complete his rebrand
Altare will focus on music and release covers
Axel will graduate from uni
Bettel will hit next week HARD and we'll be so back

>tweets since last stream

>>80340730
just stop expecting anything and prepare for graduation announcement. it will hurt less this way.

>Scorned cultare

>>80340810
Hey I have an oshi who does and an oshi who doesn't, I really get the full experience

>>80340899
>This is the bettelion experience between jan-may
More like Jan-July

Leader will come back and we will do cool things together again!

>>80340730
He's very clearly working on something, and we'll find out eventually what it is. He seems like he's been in a good state mentally recently, so I'm really not worried.

>>80341615
name 1 cool thing he's done this year
>3d showc-
I said cool

people /here/ are really dependent on vtubers huh

>>80341758

>>80341606
And it is about to extend

>>80341995
that was last year

>>80341964
Where do you think you are

>>80341964
not really, oh great superiority complex-chama. i'm dependent on /mans/. this place is my entire life now

>>80342202
Chu~

>>80341758
If you couldn't even enjoy his 3D showcase, just move the fuck on dude. Clearly he's not the vtuber for you.

>>80342122

>>80342122
i know.

>>80342202
I'm just saying they wouldn't be this butthurt about the lack of communication of altare and/or bettel if they weren't this dependent on them

>>80342410
>>80342127

>>80342122
https://litter.catbox.moe/i5ttmt.webm

>>80342202
This but unironically

>>80341964
No, I'm an independent yume!

>>80342315
>using a gif from the hi-fi rush
are you trying to prove a point of him being a quitter? We all know that already

>>80330750
We know ERB. Stop lurking here

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQE-u2Mc4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQE-u2Mc4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQE-u2Mc4k

>>80342552
glad im not alone

MAMA ON THE TALKING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQE-u2Mc4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQE-u2Mc4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQE-u2Mc4k

>>80342655
would a quitter do THIS

>>80342202
same

>>80342655

>>80342552
I'm too socially inept to develop friendships in fandom and I've seen far too many experiences ruined by shit fans so it's better to pretend everyone /here/ are just voices in my head

RUZE T3 CATCAM TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC51BerGVSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC51BerGVSk

i love you /MANS/

doodling zatsu
hell yeah

>Tempus Lock Bracelet
https://x.com/mementostop/status/1810843315602145310

>>80343030
faggot chu~

>>80343243
perfect for chaining up hakka's arms and raping him

>>80343030
aww. you're such a good friend anon!

>>80343243
That lock belongs to Bettel's chastity belt

>>80343243
>Key
>Lock
WDHMBT

>>80343030
luv ya too anon chu~
>>80343243
>key necklace
>lock bracelet
>no keyhole in the lock
I will now anti this company due to my autism

>>80343243
It looks like it's gonna dissolve in rain

>>80343373
>Bloodhounds always tied on top of the world.
>chain and ring jewelry
>lock and key
we've been in a toxic master-servant relationship from the start

>>80343243
Another necklace, are we not getting member specific merch or are they using the logo in everything?

>>80343652
yeah wait a minute... this is just the Tempus logo on various pieces of jewelry

>>80343652
just the tempus logo probably. it's tempus week after all. i hope they release nuis tho. it's been 2 years

>>80343243
>>80343652
> You are now branded as guild tempus property

>>80343652
the jewelry are like our guild membership cards

>>80343805
>no nipple and cock rings
missed opportunity

>>80343805
Hope they release a choker T o T

>>80342516
>>80343312
WOOOOOOO

help, we've been turned into a nice refreshing drink

>>80343571
The guild is led by a violent rapist with a sex dungeon and you're just figuring this out now...

>>80342683
You keep guessing the wrong woman.

>>80344405
rapebait

>>80343901
guild tempus chastity cage ToT

shinri got addicted to licorice candy. i'm gonna kill that diabetic clown.

>>80345098
HEY, HE'S FREE FROM SUGAR

Mama is breaking the rules

i wish we could see a mama bunny garden stream

>>80345378
KEK they can't even say the name of that game anymore, cuctavio was right

taking photos of the bunny garden

kek I love him

i love shinri hes so silly

>>80345447
die

Okay this is pretty good, Shinri

>>80345600
why so hostile dude?

>>80345447
he's doing one right now

That's a good bit kek

>>80345719
should've listened to that anon
look at him, he's even more in debt

oh no! mama's in more debt now!

>What if we put a bunny in a bunny outfit?

>>80345896
>>80345906
hes gonna have to sell his body to get out of debt

>>80346046
oh he knows what do to

Confession, I've never yumed anyone before but then mama debuted and I'm obsessed

MAMA KEK

>>80346117
is this a crop of something spicier? that face is making me go feral

Now I got this on Firefox, thanks Shinri

>>80346265
you know it
open up
https://x.com/PleaseMf/status/1802776207098065102

shinri we know you want this bunny

i hope we get a bunny boy in gen4

>>80346321
HOLY MOLY
thank you friend

>>80346462
Gen4 in 2026

is mama frustrated from being gooned incessantly by a bratty little bunboy

my head hurts and i miss flayon, gn /mans/

>we hide the debt. it's what keeps us going.

Who’s your daddy collab telly
Jurard POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uMjaqRpo3s
Rosco POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxdxsyogo4

>>80346626
Goodnight roon

>>80346697
don't care, kys

ANIKI ON THE PART TIME TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZQ8lg-L5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZQ8lg-L5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZQ8lg-L5I

>>80346626
Goodnight troon

PART-TIME AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZQ8lg-L5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZQ8lg-L5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZQ8lg-L5I

>>80346626
nightmare nightmare nightmare

which boys

This game is super whacky and funny

mama is a furry but specifically for wolf men

>>80347093
Top: Flayon
Middle: Bettel
Bottom: Axel

Is this part timer shit meant to be a horror game?

Axel dropping the japanese meme lore

>>80346462
and a monster boy

>>80347561
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2985930/I_Am_Parttime_Worker/
Nope, apparently a comedy

Oh so this is why this game is so crazy, makes sense kek

Omegaverse mention

OH……….

>the character sounds like astel and fuma mixed together
KEK

Alright Mama, time to go to bed...

It really does sound like Fuma passion english kek

>>80347659
bunny monster boy

>>80347957
let him cook

>>80346462
bratty bunny boy would be the most rapeable member

>mfw I'll never be Luke Skywalker in the Chanel boots

>"It's called grave-robbing, apparently."
This, but out of context.

>>80348784
the way he said it kek

mama sex

KEK

marine science with mama!

how the fuck

>>80349065
He's saying vampires inhabit Atlantis, I'd take his course

>>80347093
Fuma
Bettel
Temma

>not here, go to Shinri's convenience store

I can't believe Aniki just assaulted Shinri's girlfriend.

can you make a ghost extra dead

Sisters, it all makes sense now:
>>/vt/thread/55354086#p55382963
>>55382963

It's no wonder Axel was so flustered seeing his baby enter chat for the first time

You know, "Studies With Shinri" has a nice ring to it.

axel do not

>>80347093
Flayon
Me
Octavio

>>80349430
I can't believe Axel is ERB's father...

>a pack of ho-hoes

>get away from me you sick baby
jurard is getting raped by a child

The fuck is Axel playing

>>80350698
kusoge of the highest quality, but he hits most npcs before they can do some crazy shit so he's missing half the fun

jurard has such a handsome voice and a handsome model but he's so dumb that it cancels out all the handsomeness.

>>80350779
>kusoge of the highest quality
My Summer Car perms when

>>80351084
>you'll never get a My Summer Car or The Long Drive streams from Tempus
why live

Ruze raid

>>80351427
>axel's view count didn't budge
ruzaders really don't like him i guess kek

>>80351427
It must have been quite a bit of whiplash

writing practice with Mr. Josuiji

spent more time than I should've with this

Would YOU buy Shinri's handwriting pack, /MANS/?

Axel........

You wouldn't do that, right mans?

>>80350864
That's what makes him great. It'd be boring if he was actually cool.

>>80351791
as long he is the one who makes his signature, would be a shame someone else does it for him

"Why do my e's look like shrimp? Because shrimps are badass!"
-Josuiji Shinri, 2024

>>80351791
Tempus dildos? Nah.
Tempus font packs? Yah!

>Hakka wants a mommy
confirmed by his oshi

>>80352217
i want tempus dildos with accurate sizes

>you handwriting could be used against you :(
and his voice could be used to make buttbaby audios, who cares

I want to spoil Axel...

Axel is a good guy.

Axel just want to have a stable family

Get fixed

>>80352737
shut up

idontwantkidsidontwantkidsidontwantkids

Axel will be a good dad...

axel is so pure and sweet

i hate axel for making me want a boyfriend and husband and kids i was prepared to live and die alone since i was a kid but now i yearn. why did this bitch change my entire life and brain

Axel will bully the axelotls until they are the perfect tiger wives and moms and then send them out to the world to do Abe’s work of repopulating. Raise the birth rate axelotls! Raise it NOW!

>>80353103
I hate it but I am feeling it too. I know I'm not fit for raising kids but man he makes it sound great

>>80353279

>>80353103
From a bum ass nigga, axel is a good man (based on what we’ve heard) , but men like him are RARE, men like me are dime dozen

>using weed trimmer wire as a pen nib
kek mama what the hell

Having both Shinri's and Axel's stream open at the same time is always such a great experience.

>>80353445
>Mama Shinri uses weed trimmer wire as a pen nib
>Mama Syrios uses weed trimmer wire as a whip
they're not the same

I always like how to true to himself axel is, even with "problematic" views like this. It's why I believe he still says slurs

>>80353324
ive had people say im good with kids but i never felt like i was right to be someones girlfriend still dont cause i know ill be that shitty clingy gf because im starved. i want that tho shit man i want to lay in some dudes arms
>>80353344
hes like the picture perfect prince charming my mom always told me to find

>>80353666
He 100% says fag and retard off stream

would you

>>80353739
Axel refuses to collab with any of the red retards because he wouldn’t be able to control himself if they did something wrong in game.

>>80353870
Shinri? Yes.

Hey /MANS/
What’s your ideal partner and is your oshi close to that

>>80353870

>>80353935
I don't have one, but the closest thing I'd have to a friend would have to be Ruze.

based axel

>how do you anthropomorphize a dog
you could look at the art you just retweeted earlier

>>80353935
My ideal partner is a woman, and my oshi is far removed from this parameter.

>>80353935
axel

>aniki studied philosophy in his first year of university
wtf

I suddenly understand how Axel is the glue holding these boys together.

>>80353935
My ideal partner is someone reliable and emotionally stable
My oshi is Flayon

>>80353935
I don't plan to ever be in a relationship so my oshi being an anime boy fits it perfectly

>>80353935
...Axel.

Axel is talking about Altare making his mind to quit a long time ago

>>80353935
my ideal partner is a woman
my oshi is hakka

People have always laughed at me for saying that Axel is the healthiest, most balanced and sensible member of HQ

Axel....

>>80354260
They've stopped laughing, anon.

>>80354260
That's not a high bar considering who is/was in HQ

>>80354260
The bar is not that high.

aniki... I understand why hakka loves u

FUCK IT WE NEED MORE AXELS IN THE NEXT GEN

>>80353935
Bettel is the opposite of my ideal partner

>>80354396
for vtubers? It pretty much is

>>80354205
I can't tell if he's your ideal or not Because I personally think he fits those pretty well

>>80354260
>thinks beating your kids when they're young makes them more well-behaved
>sensible

>>80354429
Axel is the only quality male that is into vtubing

>>80354562
>I can't tell if he's your ideal or not
neither can I

>>80354571
NIGGA
WEVE HAD A ALCHEMIST THAT ACTED LIKE A WOMAN
A SCHOLAR THAT WAS FALKEY AND HATED SOCIETAL PRESSURE
A BLUE HERO EBOY WHO HAS FREQUENT SADBOY DAYS
and axels a dingo who thinks getting beat a lil gives someone discipline

>>80354610
I was about to say Shinri is another one but he's talking about eating crayons right now

EVALIA TAROT CARD READING 10PM JST
HE’S GONNA READ THE WITCH’S CARDS AND TELL HER FUTURE

>>80353935
chronic stupid sexual itis has led me down a dark path

Guys I just hopped into Shinri's stream, why is he teaching how to eat a crayon?

>>80354730
This is actually quite tame for him.

>>80354491
But for HQ? Not really.

>>80354722
Negro, I'd take someone who gets depressed on occasion over those other options.

>>80353935
My oshi is Jurard.
My ideal partner is almost the complete opposite of him, and also a woman.

machina sex flayon

>>80353935
My type is a tall person who is reliable and affectionate. However, my oshi is Bettel.

I’m always surprised at the Flay yumes, I wouldn’t expect someone like him to have yumes, but it gives me hope for myself

>>80353935
my type is axel
my oshi is axel

>>80354832
>dad walks out for cigarettes and milk for weeks if not longer
Vesper and Altare
>thinks your mom beating you makes you successful (is a failure)
Magni
>thinks your mom beating you makes you successful (is a success)
Axel

jurard t sexford

"Do you like the smell of gasoline"
-Shinri, July 2024

jurard t rapeford

>>80354732
Finally more EvAxel content. I'm starved.

>>80353935
My type is a an edgy silly person who i actively make worse. However thats very unhealthy.
My oshi is Shinri

>>80355185
>

>>80354732
oh shit I went to wash my dick and missed that part, I should probably go to bed so I can wake up early for it.

>>80353935
My type is practically Shinri but maybe a bit less doomer (was very attached to Vesper’s early calm scholar persona)
Bettel is a 0% match

>>80353935
I'm an Altrawrity, and they've both got one of the main qualities I want, which is a kind of childish sense of wonder about everything. I like people who can really appreciate the small things. Jurard is pretty close to my ideal because I think him being so outgoing and optimistic would be a positive influence for me. Altare is pretty far off because we're too similar.

>>80355454
>Vesper’s early calm scholar persona
Vesper pre-monetization was one of the best streamers I've watched...

>>80353935
Both of these can be answered with Axel.

>>80354960
There's someone out there for everyone anon, just find someone with similar interests and be kind.

To the anon who wanted to see Shinri's using his old outfit again

>>80355648
>transparent png underneath
mama’s handcam green body suit strikes again

GROUNDED TOMORROW GROUNDED TOMORROW GROUNDED TOMORROW GROUNDED TOMORROW

Props to Axel and management for making Grounded happening, not only because he got a regular group, but apparently regular perms.

>Shinri might not be able to stream his Grounded POV
>has to double check with his mane-chan
the fuck
do the perms not apply to him somehow?

>mama takes so long saying goodbye we’re late to troll jutard
love you too big guy

>>80356019
We've known for a long time that perms for Grounded, and pretty much Xbox games in general, have to be scheduled. Management probably arranged a weekly, renewable, perms for Axel and Ruze, but not for Shinri and Octavio as they haven't really shown interest in streaming their POV until now (Shinri tried but couldn't)

>>80353935
my boyfriend and Ruze are literally the same person. It's honestly insane.

>>80356203
ah thanks, haven't really kept up with the /mans/ grounded saga until recently
hopefully we'll get his POV in the coming weeks

>>80356361
Yeah, I remember they always talked about perms when talking of Grounded because as I said, Xbox perms have to be scheduled beforehand.
Just adding regarding Shinri not being able to stream before.

>>80356203
yet another reason to shit on xbox

>>80356625
Hey, at least they let them play their games, Playstation just outright denies that possibility.

>>80353935
I don't really care about anything else in a partner as long as they love me lots and lots and spend a lot of time with me
I'd call gibby a 1.5/2

>>80354933
He’s affectionate and uses pet names but only if you’re one of his boys

>>80356833
>sucking cock and gooning all day and night
>won’t text his wife for weeks
real comforting

>>80356833
I'm sorry, Bettel, but I won't become a man for you.

now what

>>80353935
My ideal type is a tempura girl but my oshi is Axel so I cant even compete

>>80357005
prayer circle for a guerilla otherwise tavi in ~7 hours

>>80357005
i watch the vod so i can masturbate to it

>>80353935
i've only been with jealous and emotionally unavailable men. makes sense that i love altare

>>80353935
The only guy I've liked was a cute nerd that was kind of autistic, Flayon is pretty close to that.

have cultare tried holding some pokeman cards out at him and going pspspsps

>>80353935
my type is shota

>>80358413
T o T

>>80358438
Don't T o T shotare

>>80353935
>someone i can sperg about niche anime shit with
>looks decent
>cute retard
i'm so lonely...

>>80358505
i am going to the child

>>80358379
he’s been burned by the amazon boxes, he wouldn’t take the bait unless it was from his local shop, and i’ve been banned…

>Looking at horoscope compatibility out of boredom
>My oshi and I have high compatibility on every aspect
It's fate

i miss regis altare

We can't stop winning fellow foot lovers