/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Did it though? I saw Lamy there instead

>>80234429
I hate Pokoshit so fucking much it's unreal

No new schedule.
THAT specific Joshu has to carry Pokobee all day

Joshu really eat this?

>>80234909
My favorite part of the meal is the bag

>>80234685

>>80234909
Yeah. Why not?

>>80234909
That webm looking like "howtobasic" aside, can someone tell me what on earth that is?
I like, could see the chips, what possibly looked like "gurkans" (or however you spell it), that weirdish white thingy that I don't know what it is, but I don't know what kind of sauce that's "ritually" being used all over the place (and made me think it was a howtobasic skit).

>>80237023
It's mayo

>>80237274
I thought mayo was suppose to be white?

>>80237338
That's what happens when you edge your mayo for too long

>>80237338
glorious nippon mayo folded over 1000 times

>>80237808
I genuinely didn't think that Mayo could be in a different colour. I thought it was white.

>>80234909
Except for the pickles, yes.

>>80239424
Anon any sauce can change color depending on what you put into it...

>>80240948
What's the green one?

>>80244102
>mayonnaise, parsley, and coriander spiked with onions and green chilies

>>80240948
>\"sauce can change color depending on what you put into it...\"
Does that mean its possible that the mayo was originally white (I know I'm coping here) and the only reason its a different colour is because it was mixed with something.

...Like, I am somewhat aware that when you mix something with something else that it changes colour, but I honestly would never have thought mixing different sauces together would give you something different.

>>80245599
Yes that's how it works, the "base" is the usual mayo color, and the additional stuff changes it. Have you never had a burger? All the burger places here have their own mayo recipes with different colors

>>80244392
Interesting.

divegrass!
>next /holox/ and /mayo/ matches:
theres 2 for holox and 1 for mayo!

16 July 2024 23:20 (UTC) /holoX/ vs. /vtwbg/
18 July 2024 23:20 (UTC) /holoX/ vs. /nepolabo/
18 July 2024 23:59 (UTC) /mayo/ vs. /doog/
last match of the event!

>POI!!!!
>IMPORTANT! REPLY NOW!<
the way poi works has changed! last time our poi was considered bad so its important we improve it! all you have to do is reply to this post with anything!
suggestions for players, music, horns, earblessings, images or even a simple: i like our team and am interested in divegrass, reply with it!
a comment on things you like about the team, favorite player, any cool memories youd like to share all work too! the number of replies is important!
also, if you have suggestions on changes for the lab or aes for existing players, drop those too!
player profiles are cool too!
heres the wiki with the current roster:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//mayo/

thanks!

>>80247322
what is poi?

>>80247556
>>80247322
I was about to ask that too.

>>80247869
>>80247556
ahhhh!
forgot to include that!
poi stands for proof of interest!
theres 48 team slots! and potentially more than 48 teams that would like one! so part of the registration process is submitting proof of interest!
the previous times having divegrass discussion was good enough but this time its best to make an anchor and getting replies to it so its easy to compare to each other!
1 reply = 1 poi!

>>80247322
bump

>>80247322
INTERESTED!

>>80247322
Do we have an AI koyo player? Either that or the red monster would be cool!

>>80248972
Seconding ai koyo.
Red monster?
>>80247322
Can we get a Final Fantasy koyo?

>>80248972
what does ai koyo look like? our kit 2 is shiny colored already! either way adding to next poll!
>>80249434
which final fantasy koyo! theres a lot of them!
depicted: ff5 joshu!

>>80249434
this guy

>>80246054
>\"Have you never had a burger?\"
Be more specific please. Do you mean an actual burger or a burger from a place like McDonalds / Burger King?

>>80249665
Cute!
>>80249624
Change the jumbo joshu mounts to chocoboshus!

>>80249624
Maybe something like this?

>>80247322
WAO WAO! Let's refresh the team! Please reduce the number of Jumbojoshus. He's not for riding!

you guys forgot to poi...

>>80249884
>>80247322
JumboJoshuGun.png

>>80249894
Poi? For Mayo? Yes!

>>80249840
ahhhhh address all suggestions to the the anchor so theyre easy to track later!
>>80249844
that was such a nice live!
>>80249884
>not for riding

>>80250157
giwtwm

>>80247322
Change the jumbo joshu mounts to chocoboshus!

>>80250525
thanks!

as for ff koyo theres a ton of ff pixel art!
we could see if we can get a voxel koyo player based on it maybe!
we can vote on which to use or maybe we could have a couple, one per kit!

>>80247322
Interested!
Also is lion koyo a thing?

>>80247322
Add this to horns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocit7t3q0yg

Do we have any discord shocking stuff?

>>80251948
Cute koyolion.

>>80251948
can be! she'll be in the poll!
>>80252323
added! not yet! just discord shocking as a concept or collabs, or one of the collabs in particular?

hmmm should we change our anthem?

>>80253322
No we should not!

>>80247322
+interest!

>>80254491
Shiny joshu sighting!

>>80254491
SHINY JOSHU LOVE

https://youtu.be/pcm8gxkVekA
konkoyo! big announcement edition!

>>80255830
wao!

>>80255830
sleepy koyo my beloved

>>80255830
now koyo will be in my pocket instead!

betting on collab announcement

Me, my wife and our daughter!

>>80255830
announcements so far!
koyo in france!
microkoyo!

>>80257261
cup noodles 2: electric boogaloo

>>80257713
The big announcement is at the end of AsaKoyo
It's the announcement of our marriage

>>80257811
i posted this!

MAYOYO~!

ITS LOLI KOYORI

NEW OUTFIT!!!!

NEW KOYO COSTUME!
WAO!

school uniform koyo?

STRIPPING LOLI KOYO IKZZZZ

AAAAAHHH

I knew it!
Koyo supports Russia!

very spicy!

>>80259165
WAO!

>>80255830
sarah hoshikawa next discord shocking!

I have a confession to make

I am one of Koyori's joshu-kuns.

>>80259867
no wao!

>>80259867

Good Koyo

alright joshus, me and koyo are going to bed now!

i'm in love with her

KOYO KISSED ME A LOT
SHE LOVES ME AND I LOVE HER.
I WILL MARRY HER AND MAKE HER HAPPY
WAOOOOOOOOO

>>80260204
She loves me more.

>>80260204
>>80260891
now now joshus, dont fight, i'm sure she loves you both equally very very much
i know this cuz she loves me the most

>>80260891
this but me!
koyo's koyos are so soft!

Recharge time! Watch the lab and the secret base!

>>80261171
me in the pic!

>>80247322
add valkyrie connect koyo!

>>80261171
me irl joshu!

>>80261097
How do we smoke? We don't have lips to hold it

>>80266419
carefully!

>>80266419
That is the exhaust!

>>80247322
Requesting Koyoris eggs.

>>80268608
why do they look like that

>>80272111
They're the last ones.

>>80273102

>>80273102
i will save them!

>>80273102
>last
With that attitude they will be. You need to think further than that Joshu.
I WILL IMPREGNATE KOYO AND MAKE HER A LOVING MOTHER
You need to be resolute in your mission. Don't let simple obstacles like time or reality stop you from attaining your dreams.

>>80276360
motivational joshu!

>>80247322
Lol idgi. No bumps = poi bad
How about those 3/4 anon generals.

>>80278477
That's clearly not how to clean a test tube

>>80278828
thats how she cleans mine!

>>80247322
yeah do it

>>80281989
Now listen to it with your eyes closed

>>80282615

>>80283220

>>80284720
What are we looking at?

>>80285133
The long Joshus.

>>80285199

>>80285376
pov me!

>>80287267
*petpet*

>>80247322
add joshuposting
>>80279583
>>80254491

>>80288505
What is Joshu posting?

>>80289361
The disguised joshus.

>>80287532

>>80234685

>>80264181
done!
>>80268608
not sure if serious but okay!
>>80276741
i don't make the rules! some of them are very cool too! either way our turnout seems really good good so far! i love our bread so much!
>>80288505
>>80289361
>>80289469
theyre not disguised! theyre joshus that have evolved to adapt different conditions as a resulf of environmental changes! theres many many types!
theyre actually one of mayos cultural exports!
a lot of the cosplayshus come from 数字 and cosplayshu is in their roster! so we might need a different name or concept or maybe we can just use different ones, either way im glad people like them!
heres a cosplay joshu of ange katarina from one of the discord shockings!
thanks for all the suggestions and interest! please keep them coming! saving everything!

>>80290875
Cute!

>>80292962
have another one!

Does Koyori shave?

>>80294875
Down there? Probably(and hopefully) not.

>>80294875
yeah me!

>>80294875
Probably(and hopefully) yes.

>>80295431

>>80295912
Shaved koyo my beloved.

how is shaved koyo like shaved ice?

recharge time keep the lab safe!

>>80296748
Me already eeping on Koyo's lap

btw. my POV from earlier

MAYOHEADS!?

>>80299421
ER is... eh...

>>80299473
Stinky!

* Don't enjoy watching Elden Ring but merely watching it because I've never seen Koyori play it (for extended periods of time that is) and the thing I was currently watching was becoming stale.

Really hoping (I think) Koyori is going to blow my literal mind with this game.

>>80300255
ER has given us some peak Koyo.

>>80300328
Well I did hear her scream like what, possibly 10 minutes ago so I think I can agree with you on that, anon.
...Not sure if its possible to watch her in full though. Like, I only have her on background noise because while I AM giving her a chance, ER truly doesn't interest me and what'd interest me more is just listening to how Koyori sounds and when she screams over something.
...I blame being too autistic that the dull colours of the game don't interest me.

MAYOYO~!

Bros.....
Is she a bit dum....?

>Page 8

Just gonna like, bump this because 4chan has been shitting the bed lately and the last thing we want is this thread dying.

This guy is kind of an ass.

>>80302212
Just a bit but she's cute so it's ok

>>80247322
I'm so ready to go YATTAAAAAAAAA again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOd6GpYrEwg

>>80300547
Your autism is saving you in this case. Koyo has barely improved in the last 20 ER streams, maybe even gotten worse considering she doesn't even try to use spells anymore, just L2 R2 Moonveil spam. It's kind of painful to watch.

>>80304246
Is she like, doing some "self-imposed" challenge or something? Because if she is then she really does deserve some respect in persisting in the challenge even if she isn't make any good progress.

>>80304501
Being a woman counts as a self-imposed challenge I suppose.

>>80304653
So in other words, no and she's just being real stubborn and keeps throwing herself head first into the problem despite making no progress.

I don't know if I should be amazed or not. I at least hope you guys are getting good Koyori noises from this.

>>80304783
im having fun!
its not so much a challenge but she forgets things are there!
she kinda forgot what ninja arts were and finished sekiro without using them essentislly ever for instance!

I like when she's exploring more than when she's stuck.

https://files.catbox.moe/8oxibh.mp4

>>80306131
...eroi...

All the streamable links in the rentry are down. Please reupload

>>80307030
AHHHHH

>>80305517
>\"im having fun!\"

Are you having fun in general or are you having fun watching her suffer?

>\"but she forgets things are there!\"

I want you to be perfectly honest with me here anon, but has she actually read the manual / instructions in this game that she's playing? If not then I've no clue on why she's still playing because if there's one thing I don't like, its when someone plays a game and doesn't learn to "understand" the mechanics.

...Although if I were to be perfectly honest with you, I'm 99% positive I was like that when I first played TTYD.

Will Koyo be able to beat the pig?

>>80307832
yes!
e..eventually...

>>80307030
It's okay we just need backup joshu to see it.

>>80308825
summoning backup joshu!

>>80303680
wao!

>>80311230
AHHHH SOME VANDAL TRAPPED A JOSHU

>>80311303
free him!

>>80311480
No wait what if that's the snitch

https://www.youtube.com/live/-g8KwOvpiBE?si=2VJup-42pb7882Zj
How much of the DLC is left?

>>80311665
it really depends on how stuck she gets!

i love her cute ikuzoooo!

>>80303680
Reebok or Nike?

>>80312392
yes

roof koyo my beloved

>i wonder how everyone died -koyo

flower picking time!

Fresh flowers!

surprise party!

Audio kinda eroi...

>>80311540

>>80315026
AHHH ANOTHER PRISONER

>>80315026
Good riddance

konkoyo!

koyote speed trap

This is the run!

>>80315709
(it wasn't)

>>80315026
>>80311230
FREE THE JOSHUS!

>>80316015
But the Copyjoshu will copy them!

TIME STAMP LIKE NOW!
KOYO LAUGH AND UOOOOH

>>80316464
that was great
time stamp is like 7:16 for the clip!
dorky laugh and big koyo UOOOOO

>>80316320
Copy Protected?

>>80316320
AHH HES SO SAD

>>80247322
Mayo love!

>>80234429
https://litter.catbox.moe/qfra9z.jpg

>>80316536
Love my cheerful koyote wife!

>>80317691
im in this picture!

>>80317691
when did i turn into a tentacle monster!?

>>80307124
She has been playing this game for several years now, up to the completion of the main game.
She has a very narrow field of vision, a habit of button mashing, and is very busy and forgetful.
I enjoy watching her overcome difficulties and clear the game.
It is a unique entertainment to see a young lady of high status really let her emotions out and scream for a long time, and then scream in triumph after a hardship.

>>80317894
just like she does when we sex!

>>80317894
>She has been playing this game for several years now

Wait, really? Like, I know I shouldn't complain or anything but if she's been playing it for years, then she should be making good progress and learning the mechanics, no?

>I enjoy watching her overcome difficulties and clear the game.

I won't argue with that I guess. Like, I know I've said it before and all but even though she does forget the mechanics of the game (because she's busy and forgetful), the fact that she keeps powering through the game proves she's a streamer that can be respected, no? And if there's one thing I like (despite not liking ER) is someone who NEVER gives up.

I "think" I possibly said this a couple of threads ago, but I honestly (to me that is) wish it was possible for her to go back to TTYD because I would have loved to seen her put all that time and effort in beating:

>Bonetail.
>Prince Mush.
>Whacka

>>80318268
same

>>80318268
She hasn't played the game non-stop, she stopped after the initial buzz stopped and picked it up again for the DLC.

hidoi!

>>80318607
>She hasn't played the game non-stop

I hope I don't sound rude when I say this but that wasn't what I was implying at all. Hell, you'd have to be a complete "direhard" fanboy and a masochist (I think) to play something like Elden Ring nonstop.

...But as long as she has fun though, I cannot complain with that.

the music is so good

>>80319054
kind of gives me a slow waltz vibe

>>80318268
I agree.
I think that is one of the reasons she is spoken of with respect by many of the people she has worked with.
Botan spoke of this the other day and it was accurate.
"She is powerful and inspiring to watch. I feel that she is similar to Pekora Senpai. I respect her."

>>80320079
like mother like daughter!

>>80320079
I'm not disagreeing with what you said or anything but I like that you posted one of my favourite reasons of watching Koyori and it somewhat lifted my depressing mood.

>>80320714
not quite as depressedanymore joshu!

good koyo!

>>80321574
Oh I'm still 100% fully depressed! Its just when I see something that I really like it raises my spirits up and also kinda (which feels dumb) makes me smile to myself.

>8 hours

Also, I was going to go "SHE'S STILL STREAMING?!" but it looks like she's finished now. She must have really enjoyed herself (as well as other anons who watch her did) and I really hope she made some good progress.

>>80321720
yeah it went by fast i just realized how tired i was

recharge time please keep the lab safe!

I like Koyo

>>80321785
Me laying down.

>>80324781
Spicy koyo my beloved.

>>80326038
Post spicy koyo!

Recharge time! Watch the lab! Watch the secret base! Watch Divegrass now!

I am the last Joshu kun.

>>80333160
last joshu joshu!

>>80334123
As the last Joshu I shall inherit Koyori and bring her great joy in honor of my fallen brothers.

>>80334379
i made this post!

>>80328791

chocoboshus are real!

>>80328791
Chocokoyo?

>>80338462
koyobo!

>>80339819
>>80247322
add ten tails koyo to the poll!

>>80341796
I miss boobyori

Why was Koyo apologizing for being tired in members today?
Always the hard working koyote

>>80344511
In the latter part of her stream today it felt like she wanted to be done with it.

>>80344607
Just like me!

koyosex

koyoabstinence

>>80345641
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>>80344607
I missed that part, poor koyo
i'll go back and rewatch it

>>80346124
Shiny Joshu spotted!

Po

seeing joshus call best/sapling/squeeb joshu shiny joshu makes me sad…

>>80348362
Just like how all Chinese look the same coloured Joshus are all the same to me

>>80344607
we all wanted it to be done for the day it was 4 in the morning on a weekday!
she did end kinda abruptly and i guess she felt bad for that but it was a good stream
>>80346124
>>80348362
just giving you a hard time baka!


ATTENTION ALL HENTAI JOSHU:

do any of you that post ero koyo mmds have a model of swimsuit koyo, lolita koyo, or any other ero koyos or know where to get them?
any format including koikatsu cards works!
any other koyo models welcome too!

>>80348362
Sad shiny joshu?

>>80348823
https://mega.nz/folder/UA8A0RaA#veGpjj96U5PcgPR2yAl1TQ/folder/wF9ggaSR

>>80352521
WAO!

>>80352251
Cursed Joshu!

>>80354929
thats the happiest type of joshu! look at that smile!

>>80352521
nice

recharge time keep the lab safe!

Koyo!

>>80234429
>The brains of HoloX

If she's the brains of the group, I feel sorry for them.

>>80304246
>>Koyo has barely improved in the last 20 ER streams [...] It's kind of painful to watch.

She's better than Kanata desu

>>80317737
You'd never see Kanata play like this.
Kyoyo looks like she's actually having fun playing and she doesn't waste 7 hours of her stream on generic world trash bosses.

>>80360822
genius koyote dakara!
honestly i love them both!

How does Josh-kun hold on when she tilts?

>>80362663
My fifth limb is curved.

>>80362770
Disabled Joshu!

>>80362663
my claws!

>>80326347

>>80363942
Joshu Gun?

>>80333160
* Last Joshu is a single, worn out being that's on his last legs and can fall apart at any minute. The only reason he can still function is because of his beloved Koyori and the sweet promise of her angelic voice as well as that sweet taste of mayo.

...Is the scenario that popped into my head when I read your reply, anon.

>>80362663
I've spilled my sticky mayo all over the back of her head. I could go no hands from the stickiness but she likes it when I pull on her hair.

>>80366880
Note: Mayo is a drink

Chii-chan, or as I like to call her, demonspawn.

>>80368061
yeah mine!

>>80368061
Chi chan doko?

>>80369065
In the new Chii short

Whoreshikawa will teach her the art of whoring... Her brain's gonna get pinker

okayus sister next!

good koyo!
really like that hoshikawa costume
archive:
https://youtu.be/0YbL4l2Beyk

https://youtu.be/zoa0BCdHreM
horror game koyote starting soon!

>>80372688
Wao!

https://youtu.be/X4PFf92IugU
chii chan got big...

>>80373470
Koyo too!

>>80373470
So cute
>>80372688
KONKOYO

>>80373470
Waooooooo

>protagonist's name is Takeshi
Koyo will become the embodiment of SEX even more than she already is

>>80373636
AI slop Joshu...

>>80373914
Yeah for me!

>>80374135
I wrote this

>tfw jump scare is a guy who's screaming because he really needs to shit

>>80374427
This game's a shitpost isn't it?

Apologises for the rant but:

>Watch Koyori's stream by visiting YT (not YT the app) I don't get hit with a single ad.
>Watch Koyori's stream by visiting YT by the app (because I'm either watching it from my tablet or my phone) I get hit with a few ads (some are skippable and some are not).

Does anyone else hate this kind of experience?

Blessings!

>>80374771
>blessings granted to us by Lapu's powers
Thank you Commander for having Koyo bless us

>>80374737
I use a PC but the few times I've used the app on phone it's given me ads but I put that down to having an ad blocker

KOYO GOT PUNK'D

almost time for takeshi, takeshi, takeshi, takeshi, takeshi, takeshi, takeshi, takeshi, ...

>>80374897
>but I put that down to having an ad blocker

And like, do you get a single add when browsing YT on your phone?

TAKESHI YAMEROOO

>>80375168
On phone yes but I only use the app... In fact let me check right now

>>80375205
>using web browser
no ads
>using app
ads
Strange?

>toiletge
sounds about right

うんこげ
LMAO

>is so mad at the game being shit that she accidentally activates the end screen instead of going back to her room
Koyo's mad at this piece of shit game.

>>80375205
If you don't use chat much you can just get a browser that lets you add ublock (most of them have an in-built blocker these days but they don't work as good)

Koyo my beloved!

>>80375870
I'm not too bothered since like I said, I just use my PC 99.99% of the time. I only go to phone on very rare occasions and even then only for vods.

Lab bump so we don't lose our Mayo privileges

>>80377404
Maybe I want to lose them.

>>80375271
>Strange?

Kinda? Like I said earlier it IS kinda annoying browsing the YT app on my tablet / phone (Because that's when I'm mostly watching YT vids) and the add ALWAYS comes at the juicy bits. When the add ends (because I can sometimes skip it) I sometimes need to rewind to see what I missed. That is of course when its not a live (ie: Koyori streaming).

>>80375870
I don't use the chat but I like leaving it on (I don't use full screen when I'm watching on my tablet) because it ruins my experience.

....I really should just use my chromebook laptop since that's got the adblocker and I get no adds at all when I use YT through the web browser. But I've got so many tabs opened that I need to deal with first.

>>80368103
Mogshu?

>>80377404
>>80379952
I love my wife and her fat tits

>>80380015
I posted this!