/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

SAME-BEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU

That's a load off my conscious. I have no free will and I love Gura.

>>80256702

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

When will she take her place amongst the pantheon of HoloGods?

>>80256742
samen

Gurass

>>80256871
SNIFFFFF

>>80256742
samen

>>80256761
she is already the God Empress

>>80256685
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Love the gooba

DO YOUR REPS CHUMBUDDIES
FOR GURA

>>80256742
Serious question: how many people itt had never heard the term "theotokos" before today?

>>80257377

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>80257401
gura will bear my children so yes

>>80257377
I am, it's leg day today

>>80257401
Me

Baguraette honhonhon

>>80257646
same zettai ryouiki

Do you love her?

>>80256756
I will sex this silly memelord catshark

>>80257867
More than anything!

>>80256767
>>80256944
How would you feel if they made a seaman game but with gura?

Day 11! Give it up for day 11!

>>80258019
kino

>>80257867
Always have, even before I knew it myself.

For King and Cunny!

>>80257867
always

>>80257646
I will rub my engorged penis all over her exposed thigh flesh while she blushes, averts her face and squirms uncomfortably

For Democracy!

>>80257867
Why wouldn't I love my wife

Reminder

>>80257867
more than anything, I need her in my life!

Knife spoon?

>>80258220
Down With Demoocraci!

>>80257867
unfortunately

>>80258398
you will never destroy our way of life!

>>80258220
Ein Reich, Ein Shrimp, Ein Vtuber!

>>80258508
you do that yourself just fine

>>80258474
what is so unfortunate about that

>Chumbies are LARPing as champions of political ideologies

Holy shit guys, we have a problem, the normie flood is coming, just look at the stupid fucking comments here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnHUeaOff0s

1 example:
"Gura is a true American. She often talks about being taken on hunting trips and NASCAR races with her dad. If anyone in Hololive truly appreciates a good baseball game, it's her"

What the ACTUAL garbage is that comment? Is that an ultra normie that watched 2 Gura clips or is one of you guys trolling the comment section?

She has NEVER talked about being taken on hunting trips, not once, and this commenter claims she often talkes about it? The closest she has talked about it was when she mentioned that she had carried a rifle and it was heavy, thats it, thats all. Then apparantly she talkes about going to NASCAR races with her dad? Again, the closest she have talked about it was mentioned that her dad watched alot of NASCAR on TV when she was growing up and that she didn't get to touch the TV remove at all during NASCAR night, and her dad had some souvenirs in form av some car parts, like a fender or something?

The comment section is filled with garbage like this under every Gura Dodgers collab clips/video. If she ever streams again these fucking idiots gonna flood the chat (never watch the chat anyways but i will still get affected if Gura answers all the normie chatters)

>>80258686
I just want to lynch all the people in power who want to turn us into salves and actively make our lives worse every year, is that really too much to ask?

>>80258686
I just think Helldivers 2 is fun

>>80258744
tldr but I listen to her singing this every day before I go wageslave

My daughterwife likes guns and nascar

>>80259117
Guns maybe but when asked to mention NASCAR drivers she only manage to Dale Earnhardt, so yeah, Gura the SUPERFAN of NASCAR

This is such a weird thing to lie about, why are you people desperate to make Gura a NASCAR fan?

What if Gura gained weight, you guys? Would you still buy tickets to her trample raffle, or would she just be too heavy to risk it?

>>80258853
I feel you chumbie, but do not despair; the world is turning a corner, I can feel it in the marrow of my bones
>>80258955
I thought that art design and slogan seemed familiar

I love my clueless wife

>>80258853
It is not and all good men think the same way Chumbie

>>80259272
>This is such a weird thing to lie about
People constantly lie about Gura as well as other things on the internet, as soon as you post proof that they're lying they just stop responding, but by that point they've already misinformed dozens or hundreds of people and their stupid lies spread like a disease.

Sex with a fembud.

Sex with a buttbud.

>>80257867
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

https://catbox.moe/c/dyggdg

>>80258039

>>80257867
Not really, she's a terrible romantic partner but a perfect slut T u T

>>80260325
>everyone who uses a spongebob image is the same person
Mental illness

>>80259855
Its ok chumbie. Nascar and hunting animals seem pretty tame compared to what antis spew

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Gura the gun-toting homosexual

Diet dr pepper is amazing chumbies. I drink 4 cans a day and suddenly I'm not hungry anymore

>>80260833
yeah, I guess she is...

>>80256652
Wide angle Gura in a fisheye lens

>>80260238
Wow nice

Is Gura teetee with any other member or does she not roll like that? Does she only do seiso streams?

>>80261118
Bud tricking his digestive system to get /fit/ for sharkwife
I would respect it except she's mine, get your own

>>80261525
I don't see that term used anymore. Have the jp listeners grown tired of it?

>>80261625
I don't care what the japanese do. What does japan have to do with hololive anyway?
Anyway, there isn't another suitable term. What would you call it, sweet and playful moment?

>>80261118
You can probably save gas traveling that way too.

>>80261753
Calm down chumbie. Gurame is still alive and well if thats what you are asking.

>>80261930
Ame?? I thought Fauna. I thought Gura wanted to do that stuff with Fuan.

>>80262034
Gura wants to do stuff with ame as well as the rest of SNOT

>>80262081
I can't wait for the Gura collab with justice. She'd get along so well with ERB

>>80261528
Sorry chumbie but gura is already my daughterwifegurandma

>>80261118
I've never seen a thin person drinking diet soda!

My Gurandma.

Wife soon?

>>80262215
Hello Donald, nice to see you're a fan of Gura

>>80262215
I am a lanklet who sometimes drinks diet soda by default because my obese father drinks it and so it's sometimes the only cold beverage in the fridge
Usually I drink tea or coffee though

>>80262612
And what makes you think that anyone of us here care about that?

>>80262215
kek

Is it normal to have a fake friend growing up? Or is it only people who are outcasts/lonely that create a fake/imaginary friend? I never did as a kid

>>80262666
Because that anon brought it up you incorrigible faggot

>>80262612
I dont really like diet coke or diet pepsi but diet drpepper is pretty good

>>80262135
She hasn't even collabed with Advent!

>>80261118
man you shouldn't drink 4 cans of anything a day that isn't water and even then that's a lot unless it's super hot out or you're working out or something

>>80262876
My imagination wasnt good enough to create an imaginary friend. I mostly played video games by myself growing up

>>80262876
I only created characters. They weren't like imaginary friends, they existed in their own world and interacted with each other. Kinda like Toy Story.

>>80262918
Ah man, it's been forever since I've had any kind of Dr. Pepper, now you've given me a craving anon
Which proves you are an undercover marketing agent employing subversive subliminal messaging techniques to psyop the chumbies into consooming your product, and therefore must be boiled alive

>>80258653
I am simply not built for this ongoing etc and would be better off without the stress
but the heart wants what the heart wants, and the heart wants a shark

>>80262934
Its alright. It keeps me from craving wingstop and pizza.

>>80262491
Hopefully, within the week, Goob is for sure gonna be talking about the dodgers collab. That much is a given.

>>80262612
I actually drank diet coke and liked it as a kid because my mom drank it. My mom wasn't fat, though, but all her sisters were fat so she probably was being careful.

What da chumbies doing tonight

>>80262876
I never had one, I was often just playing by myself in my room, before video games, I would make noises or listen to cassettes

>>80263672
Playing wc3 customs

>>80263672
working and being a filthy phoneposter for the novelty of it, apparently my area of t-mobile isn't rangebanned anymore, only took like six years

>>80263672
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>80262876
I had an imaginary friend in order to play board games with myself, wasn't much more than a name though.

MY wife

>>80263672
nearing the end of my hardcore kingdom come run, I just got the good ending in the trial with the inquisitor and I started "the die is cast" which is a kind of "point of no return" mission as it fails some quests if you haven't completed them yet

>>80263672
Roblox

>>80263672
goin to dinner with family

Buds I have once again purchased food from taco bell

>>80263672
Watching Faunas dungeon but i think i have to tune out because justice is insufferable, constantly talks over Fauna when she tries to tell the lore/setup for the gameplay....why is there ALWAYS constant chatter when more than 2-3 girls are involved?

>>80263672
Playing half life 2

>>80265462
I will pray for your toilet

>>80265508
Women love to talk.
I'll watch the vod later too

Gura is a goomer!

Imagine the people around Gura that can contact her whenever they want, or meet her, watch a movie with her or even sitting in the sofa while Gura be gaming

>>80265508
I can only stand the green one cause she seems like a dork and doesn't sound old

>>80265832
yeah, me

>>80264549
Nice, make sure you need your dino gura pizza if you got one

Gura fucks girls

>>80263672
Waiting on an email back from my college, doing chores, contemplating my eventual physical death and immortality in Christ, reading etc.

>>80267009
Ofcourse she does, afterall, she is by far the biggest lesbo in all of hololive combined

>>80265832
I don't WANT to imagine, I WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT!!!

>>80265832
From what she has told us there aren't any, even myth girls.

>>80268132
Life is more than Hololive, you know that, right?

I don't care, my wife is cute. She can be alone all she wants to and is fine with it.

>>80269050
She's lonely though. A lonely loli god you might say.

>>80269196
she doesn't want to be lonely, retard. I know you don't care about her, that's why it doesn't bother you.

>>80269437
So there's no one who will contact her or see her in her daily life. So very lonely.

Nobody is going to argue with your silly posts you silly.

enter

>>80270027
my tummy

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>80267009
Where did the yuri artist go?

anyone have any absolutely retarded looking fanart of shark woman?

>>80270636
LA CREATURA

Status update please

>>80271639
Not fat but plump

>>80270027
>>80270484
Rubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>>80271921
GYATT DAMN

>>80271921
Gyatt DAMN

>>80271921
GYAAT DAMN

>>80256702
>*Le touché*

>>80262876
I was solitary as fuck as a kid and still am, never had an imaginary friend.

Repent hereticbuds

what she has been cooking? ain't no way this is for Breaking Dimensions right?

>>80272663
But are doors subsets of buildings though

>>80231667
>The situation in France has got me thinking there's potential for some comedy here
Ermmm…I’m not very cultured you see…what’s going on in France?
Also i got a draft going, and i was just planning to have Gura hold a bass fish. Maybe a la chocolate or something.

>>80257769

>>80272663
no u

>>80271921
GYATT DAMN
do I hate that phrase...

>>80273237
holy fuggin shid

>>80268132
>>80269196
>>80269208
>>80269609
She said she recently started feeling lonely.
However, someone with a history of syncope doesn't go swimming by herself. At the end of last year and the beginning of this one, Gura said she wanted to get out of her room, find new hobbies, and make friends. It's pretty obvious she found a new friend and that's why her mood improved and she started streaming again.

>>80272882
It's okay chumbie, in the interests of not veering off-topic I'll try to be brief:
Basically, the French recently held a legislative election where right-wing parties, think Zemmour, Le Pen and Bardella's people, were expected to make enormous gains and become the dominant political coalition in parliament, but the left and "centrist" coalitions decided to collaborate to keep them out and conspired to strategically stand candidates down in different constituencies so as not to split the anti-rightwing vote, meaning that while the right made large gains, the number of seats they got is both hilariously disproportionate to the number of votes they actually received (see picrel, think something similar to the UK general election they just had on the fourth but on crack), and they're now only the third largest coalition in their legislature. My French buddy says the people he knows are all getting extremely blackpilled, as it not only shows the system is actively working against the will of the French electorate, but also because now the French parliament won't be able to form a governing coalition at all, in the worst case scenario meaning the parliament will be totally paralyzed for the next three years. More details here https://www.spiked-online.com/2024/07/08/the-french-lefts-pyrrhic-victory/
So yeah, you can see why the potential for "la basé" jokes is pretty high right now

>>80272882
Also Gura holding a bass sounds extremely cute, I encourage you to develop it further

eepy

>>80273071
La basé

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>80274128
>anon is making things up again

>>80274682
>anon is giving attention to things he shouldn't have again

>anon is thinking he should drink another diet dr. pepper

>>80272882
From my understanding, the french voted for a consevative party and they won the majority vote, but then the left did some weird political maneuver and won instead. And the new government says they're going to replace the population with muslims and africans. It's very strange and depressing. Muslims also rioted and destroyed their monuments and are killing and raping French people.
Basically, France is dead.

>>80260238
I appreciate how I don't have to bother checking the AI thread these days, keep it up and don't forget to post the booba Guras.

>>80275513
ogey, but I don't save the ones that are too ginormous

>>80275149
I actually just got drinking another can of it

>>80275582
link those

>>80275582
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>80275261
well that's depressing

>>80274128
>She said she recently started feeling lonely.
Well, she also said she was lonely in 2018 & february 2022, sooo yeah, long history of loneliness then, hope she have found what she looking for, poor thing

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>80276014
Oui oui monsieur

>>80276014
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I'm lonely and want to see my mommy again...

ima eat u!

>>80275261
Essentially, yes
Personally I wouldn't be that shocked if we see a civil war break out in the next decade where UN blue helmets step in to suppress resistance to the ascendancy of the Nouveaux Francais, if not outright assist in the genocide of peace. Depending on the outcome we could see either the re-establishment of the French monarchy (probably the under House of Orléans based on the limited chatter I've heard), or the outright replacement of the Fifth Republic with the first French Caliphate

>>80276290
PAWGs are disgusting, get that shit outta here

>>80276136
Eeek a bobr!

>>80259074
I do the same thing chumbie. I blast gura karaoke everyday in my mail truck while im delivering mail. Its quite nice

>>80276014
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! I WANT TO WATCH MY MOMMY BE CUTE PLEASE!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>80258744
Wtf are you even talking about? Those comments aren't any different from what clip watchers already say and they won't affect her chat in the slightest.

>>80277440
>Those comments aren't any different from what clip watchers already say
Yes they are, retard
>they won't affect her chat in the slightest
Delusional retard if you don't think the dodgers collab will result in an increase of normies checking vtubers our

Ultra-retarded comment

>>80276167
It doesn't matter anymore. I thought things were changing and people were starting to realize they were frogs in a boiling pot, but then the british and irish elections happened and now I realize they want to be replaced, raped, and murdered, because the alternative is "being mean" and saying no.
And the damage is done anyway. They allowed us to become outnumbered in our own countries so that they could use our own democratic systems against us. There is no changing things back to how they used to be without mass revolt and genocide at this point, and that will never happen.
I'm sure plenty of people would be willing to fight, but why would you give up your job and potentially your life when your own people hate you and themselves?
I'm glad that we have Gura, because there is no hope left for this world or our people, and she provides brief moments of respite as we await the inevitable end of everything good and decent in our lives.

>>80277780
>>80276167
Fuck off polfags. This is not the thread.

>>80277851
I've never been to /pol/. I simply look outside my window and see the destruction first hand.
Young people don't even know what things used to be like. They've no idea what we've even lost.
I miss Gura.

>>80277780
shame you'll have to wait for en5 for the next brief moment of respite

Ok, she sang at the baseball game. Now where are my fucking streams

>>80278274
There wont be a stream until she gets laid, which means she have graduated preemptively

How can a girl that likes butt-play be lonely?

>>80274181
Hmmmm. So if I’m getting this straight…
>The right-wing party got more support from the people which would’ve made the right-wing party be in power for next 3 years
>However, instead of losing, the left-wing was able to play the game in a way where all that right-wing support amounted to very little, which made the whole election a draw/loss for both parties
>Because of this, French government is completely handicapped and will remain so for the next 3 years until the next election happens
Did I get that right?

>>80278555
she has no-one but herself to play with her butt... I must help her with that.

>>80278694
>Me when I have to shit in the public bathroom and the toilet’s gross

>>80277780
>There is no changing things back to how they used to be without mass revolt and genocide at this point, and that will never happen.
Reject the blackpill, anon. Reconquista has happened before, and it shall happen again. We shall have our home again, I swear it.
>I'm sure plenty of people would be willing to fight, but why would you give up your job and potentially your life when your own people hate you and themselves?
Faith. Kenosis and selfless devotion to the will of God, up to the point of the ultimate self-sacrifice, however ineffective it may seem here on earth, or in the short term. For blessed are they who are persecuted for righteousness' sake; for His sake.
>I'm glad that we have Gura, because there is no hope left for this world or our people, and she provides brief moments of respite as we await the inevitable end of everything good and decent in our lives.
Despair is a sin, my friend. There is always hope. Both for us, and even for apolitical innocent bystanders like Gura whom it is our duty to protect.
>>80278195
>Young people don't even know what things used to be like. They've no idea what we've even lost.
I'm lucky enough to have a father who was watching with clear eyes as the decline took place over the last sixty years. He and others have shown me how things were, and I work tirelessly to let others know who might otherwise have been left totally in the dark. And I'm far from the only one.
>>80277851
Shut up. A question was asked, and it was answered. The conversation which followed COULD have been off-topic, but in reality, it was as relevant to Gura as anything else, because it is relevant to all of us.
>>80278638
Basically yes - although I should add that this might change if they decide to call new elections at some point to try to break the deadlock. Apparently they can do that, although I'm not French so I'm not exactly sure what the mechanism would be.

I can hear the nighttime frogs outside my window!!

>>80278638
NTA but no
The left wing and center parties stayed in the race and won outright majorities over the right wing parties, and the right wing parties got an outright minority of votes across the country

>>80274181
There's so much bitching about winning in the US with like 49% of the vote, meanwhile I hear in UK and France you can get 0/100 seats with 1/3rd of the vote.
Personally, I would totally vote for Le Pen and I'm impressed her party has come this far from obscurity.
but also I think Tenroy should make the dude darker and Gura should play The Sims and accidentally let her gura sim have sex with a dark dude so we can get lots of good lewd art.
anyway, I enjoyed the baseball game.

What in the desu are you guys going on about now? I just want to talk about my cute wife and save images of her...

>>80279295

>>80279295
Resident polfag being retarded yet again.

>>80279096
tell me about the frogs, what do they say?

>>80279380
Who is the yellow character behind Gura?

/pol/fags fuck off and die, thanks

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>80279547
ye

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>80279547
Nyo

>>80279547
Creepy? Debatable. Perverts? Absolutely.

https://x.com/PeanutBody3948/status/1810279939586785607/photo/1

>>80280137
When will AI generated art get her hair pins right?

>>80280137
goomshark

>>80279107
Blatantly wrong. Look at the numbers. The Left-wing and Centrist coalitions both individually received about 60%-70% of the votes the Right-wing coalition got.
The only way to pretend the "left wing and center parties" got an "outright majority", is if you falsely combine both of their vote shares together - despite the fact that they are totally different and distinct coalitions, despise each other, and disagree on every issue other than "le right wing bad". Conflating these two vote totals as a single figure masks the fact that they both, in fact, got minorities compared to RN's strong plurality.
There is simply no denying the abject unrepresentative nature of the current composition of French parliament.
Commit synchronized ritual suicide with the retarded manchildren whining about the /pol/ bogeyman, please and thank you.

>>80277749
They won't. Every time you people fear monger normies or whatever ruining everything it never happens.

>>80279096
Nighttime frog poster is back!
ily!!! <3

>>80276167
lmao i bet this guy reads "the turner diaries" and similar shit and thinks it's real

>>80280859
I bet (You) can't read at all

>>80279413
Bait or newbud

>>80279413
We call her the yellow one.

>>80280859

https://kemono.su/patreon/user/2859688/post/104277340
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/2859688/post/107345684

>>80281561
TuT

>>80280769
>Female sharks can be impregnated by multiple partners at once
So, any of you buds wanna become hole brothers with me
I get first dibs

>>80281561
uuuoooohhh, I want cyb0rseggz now.

https://kemono.su/patreon/user/305523/post/107053707

>>80279413
may tantei

Sex with all of the fembuds

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

>>80256652
>Raora said she like slime girl
>Shork said she want to be a slime girl with pink core
It all make sense now

>>80283638
all the best girls love slime, ti's a fact

I want to join a bible study group with Gura and her friends

>>80283638
also
>Raora is Gura approved

>>80258744
lol so what? These are not negative comments. They are positive. Take your discord gatekeeping ass somewhere else.

>>80283638
And neither one will know the other likes slime girls unless someone else brings it up because Gura can't be bothered to stay tuned into Hololive for more than a few weeks at a time.

>>80283910
the discord is jam packed with casuals who barely watch her, I am unsure if that's what I'd call it
also gatekeeping is always a good thing, at worst you annoy some random fag in a thread sometimes
not that I care about the baseball thing either way

First time back in 24 hours. I see there has been no new Gura news or activity.

>>80284201
No, gatekeepers are the most smug, self centered, hipster fags ever. "Muh secret club."

>>80284206
come back when she puts up the EDF frame

>>80283910
How the flying fuck is it a positive thing to spread blatant lies about Gura? Are you really this retarded?

>>80284326
no, gatekeeping is important to keeping retards at bay, inevitability of them gaining entry aside, the irony of me posting this in a thread that's pretty much been supplanted by said retards aside
there are varying degrees of it, of course

>>80284421
Surely she wouldn't ghost her fanbase until she's obligated to stream EDF right?She definitely cares about her fans (sarcasm)

>>80284448
How the flying fuck is it a positive thing to give them attention? Are you really this retarded?

Shark facts!


The same holds true for [...]

when is gura's edf stream going to be? I want to buy through her link and I'm getting antsy

>>80285205
she's busy with her sololive prep

>>80271921
GYATT DAMN
I wanna hug her tail to sleep so bad bros...

>>80285026
My flat sharkwife TuT

>>80284575
This. gatekeep or be gatekept.

>sololive
>not solo
>not live

>>80285205
oh it's coming out on the 25th of august, breaking dimensions is on the same day

I need to go to the store tomorrow and buy more dr pepper

>>80285576
Steam says it's coming out in a few weeks.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2291060/EARTH_DEFENSE_FORCE_6/..

I never played an edf game. Looks way more fun with friends

Gura is in Japan right now with Ame.

>>80285877
They should kiss

>>80285686
oh, I'm blind and confused, I googled EDF6 release date and it shows me 25th august 2022

>>80285877
Ame just streamed from her own house yesterday

>>80285877
proof?

noticed theres a lot of Gura porn on twitter very nice!

The law of Schrodinger's Gura.

Gura is in the noosphere invading my thoughts.

>>80286363
such is life in the zone...

>>80286208
proof?

>>80286208
post it please

>>80285985
>>80286135
>>80286159
It was revealed to me by Mittsu.

https://x.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1810526255156015436
if there's more than this I want to see it

>>80286689
damn he's posting so many so quickly

>>80286761
shark week baby

>>80286689
pits > feet

>>80286824
shit it is shark week, how'd I miss that

>>80287105

>>80287105
this you?

https://x.com/Maplequan1684/status/1809994569800683944

goob cursor

>>80287129
probably because the shark's gone...

I am going on a date with Gura, do you have any pickup lines that Gura would enjoy?

>>80287668
"I heard you like bad boys, well not to brag, but I'm pretty bad at everything ;)"

I bought like 20 games or so from the steam summer sale, knowing full well I won't be playing any of them any time soon...

>>80287272
that's cute but I can't imagine using that for anything other than, like. a fangame maybe.

I burnt my finger putting the pizza in the oven

>>80288018
huh, that usually happens when you pull it out

>>80288018
Dumb goob

>>80288061
I was trying to be gentle to stop all the cheese from falling off and I still ended up having to drop it and a lot of cheese fell off and my finger hurt

>>80287668
"nice crocs, wanna cyb0rseggz?"

>>80288151
ehhh? don't you wear oven gloves or mittens or whatever?

I'd really like to explore Gura's secret hole now, if it's not too much trouble...

>>80288720
M

>>80288720
M+RT

>>80288720
>>80288822
M RT

>>80288720
>>80288822
M RT

>>80288597
I thought you already asked this yesterday. No means no.

Chumbos, could one of you fucks kindly post the gif of goober cumming like a fountain

>>80289044
well it was too much trouble yesterday, but maybe not today...

>>80286576
>>80286635
here some Gurass https://x.com/rulewiirart/status/1810511192470798589

>>80289148

>>80289282
ass too big

>>80289519
shut up bitch, you like it

I think I'll order pizza tomorrow

I'm making spaghett tomorrow

>>80290471
The frozen pizza I made today was better than the shitty delivery I can get around here.

>>80290690
nta, but I don't like frozen pizza, too much sodium and it doesn't really fill me up

>>80290855
Oyasame

>>80290855
sleep tight buddy

Gura's bread has been lost in time..

>>80290855
goob morning

>>80288720
M+RT forever

>>80290986
on Gura's quest to find her bread lost to time, she accidentally fused with it...

Take me out to the ball game~
Take me out with the crowd~

>>80290690
I like getting frozen most of the time but I really wanted something with extra cheese

https://x.com/_omocat/status/1810463884639093055

goob keychain

>>80291255
okey :3

>>80291576
*yawn*

>>80290855
sharkdreams

>>80291576
The anniversary keychain is probably going to be the best one forever.

https://youtu.be/FysjtpEMkqI

>>80291348
https://files.catbox.moe/yolp6o.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ab8t6s.png
https://files.catbox.moe/p5v29n.png
https://files.catbox.moe/tq5q8m.png

>>80292055
Eh.

>>80292186
I like it

I am being jumped on and bitten by nighttime frogs

Some of you are much too fiesty.

>>80292699
I'm gonna take your ass to flavortown if you keep spelling it that way

>>80292699
I like this feisty goober

>>80256702
Normalfags will search up Gura and find her loli kami cover

lol

captcha JPN K

>>80292864
It's okay, they don't know Japanese and won't bother to look up what the lyrics mean.

>>80293256
even if they did, the lyrics are disparaging towards lolicons so they probably wouldn't care

I love Gura more than anyone here. I kinda have too.

>>80293942
No you don't

I LOVE GURA

*farts*