/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Zeitplan

Schedule

>>80246098
thanks for the schedule

>>80246098
Schedule >>> Zeitplan

>>80246091
thanks for the zeitplan

>>80246098
Schedule my beloved.

>>80246091
Based
>>80246098
Cringe

>>80246091
i love this week's zeitplan

>>80246091
Danke

>>80246091
>>80246098
Sigh... Autismatons

THEY ARE NOT IN THE SAME ROOM
IT'S OVER

I hate tuesdays too. We are perfect for each other.

STREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!

Is autofister the new amesame?

>no POV
I'll give Ceci a pass for this

>>80246091
Thanks for the Zeitplan, anon.

>>80246098
This schedule is looking great

>>80246390
>POV schizo
Fuck off

>>80246091
>>80246098
I think doing both of these is actually good idea, it will satisfy both autismos

Still thinking about gg being in her cage & Justice members letting her out to stream / collab.
I think CC would be nice to her pet.

>>80246378
Kromei

>>80246091
isn't fauna's dungeon today?

>>80246378
Autofister is the new Gecilia Immermurin

>>80246378
tealeaf

Tuesday hate

>>80246378
>>80246511
More like BaeRyS
CC is IRyS
GG is Bae

No games

I like how she makes herself laugh

PS4 HAS NO GAMES

>Go buy dishonored! This is not an ad.
lmfao

She should wait for Ryzen 9900x and RTX 5080.

She's so cute when she laughs to herself. It's lame but cute.

>>80246556
More like Immaruinthatass

>>80246604
>>80246568
>>80246511
Retards

what does ceci smell like?

>>80246604
But those two hardly had 1on1 collabs and these days they don’t really interact all that often on stream

>two hundred
does she underestimate us, /v/tomos?

As you command
Can dishonored run on a potato pc?

>>80246642
>ps3 has no games
>ps4 has no games
>ps5 has no games
What is Sony’s game plan here

>>80246712
Must be a culture thing, I love laughing to myself.

Goddammit she really is peak. Euro women are just better...

>>80246754
Consoles are dying even in japan. It's all about mobile and side PC now.

>>80246511
CG actually do have synergy.

Immersion autism is actually my favourite type of autism

>>80246733
They're all forced anyway

so when is she going to play the game

>>80246754
>the year is 2085
>the ps20 is out
>no games
What is Sony's gameplan here?

>>80246754
PS2 had all the games, so it's only natural there is a draught.

>>80246739
yeah I remember playing it on my shitty lenovo thinkpad

>>80246754
they blew their game quota with the first two

>>80246739
That game is 5 years older than her graphic card...

I want her to call me a fucking retard

>>80246863
Hopefully never.

>>80246739
It's over a decade old, you're probably good.

>>80246550
burgertomo...

>>80246754
Keep Bloodborne exclusivity.

>>80246739
yeah

Game is still loading in the background.

>>80246754
people realized they could use controllers on pc and consoles went the way of the dodo
only one still around is nintendo's by keeping their ecosystem closed

>>80247057
there's a game?

>>80246739
It’s 12 years old anon.
Dishonored 2 has pretty famously shit optimization though and it’s never been fixed

>>80247057
This is a yapping stream, anon.

did she really not know the monster in alien isolation was an alien...?

>>80247057
downloading*

>>80247181
well, how was she supposed to know??

>do you sex?
WHAT

>>80247057
You WILL watch the hour+ of zatsu before a game and you WILL love it

Sex?!

>Deus Ex
>Says it like Do You Sex
Yeah, you.

>do you sex?
>deus ex
Christ that accent

>>80247181
yeah I don't really understand what she was trying to say there...

>>80247232
certainly made my ears perk up

Yes i like sex with dolls

>>80247181
She's right tho game is only good at the beginning once it's teleporting alien running around with shit AI it's crap.

>she hasn't played do you sex

>>80247075
I hate games that have controls that that are impossible without a controller.
Not because it couldn't be done but because it's doing some stupid controller gimmicks.

i want to kiss cecilia immergreen

>>80247232
I don't

We need another generation of euro girls this is literally peak.

>Fauna refuses to call Liz ERB
>CC refuses to call Liz ERB
THEY ARE

>i want to hug cecilia immergreen

>>80247384
Giggers...

F1, no....

Fifabros...

>>80247405
I would imagine a Nordic Holo bouncing off CC well, or each other if there was two of them

>>80247409
respectful

She should play War Thunder the real euro rage game.

Just got here did she already finish playing the game?

Have (you) played Dishonored?

>>80247232
She was just pronouncing Deus Ex properly cause of her German background, calm down anon.

>>80247409
they are me, calling liz by what she wants to call herself is the way to address her

>>80247526
Just the first one.

>>80247075
Nintendo is the only company these days whose consoles aren't just PCs in a fancy case. If you're just gonna get standard PC hardware anyways, you might as well buy an actual PC

>she hates sports games
Can we enter the /vt/ league in good faith after hearing about this

>>80247526
i played the first one when it came out and half of the second one

>>80247526
Its on my wishlist

I think she unironically forgot about the game
This is better though

>>80247520
Nah, you're getting the hour+ zatsu experience before the game

Does CC have pets?
Most of Holo girls have pets

>>80247526
Yes. I haven't played death of the outsider yet though.

>>80247526
Played the hell out of the first one but never got around to the second one.

>>80247587
Nintendo hardware is pretty weak and the emulators that did exist still had performance issues in some cases.

>>80247548
it's latin idiot

>>80247587
Switch2 is just going to be a tiny PC too. Have fun with DLSS in everything.

But Nintendo actually has exclusives people care about.

>>80247409
wrong, they shouldn't even acknowledge the existence of the red hag at all

>>80247526
is death of the outsider between one and two? I have played one and own 2

>Approaching 1 hour of pre-game chatting
She truly is still a twitch streamer at heart

>>80247652
Yeah, but Nintendo figured out that hardware specs don't matter as long as they actually have games. It would be nice if the Switch was twice as powerful, but the thing is still selling so it's clearly not a dealbreaker for a lot of people.

>>80247716
>>80247754
wife please, you can't get this close..........................

>>80247591
germans LOVE soccer
you HAVE to go in

>>80247232
>>80247244
>>80247248
>>80247263
ITT: burgers shocked by hearing someone pronounce foreign words correctly

>>80247739
I don't mind.

>>80247754
*chu*

>>80247470
RIP - REST IN PIECES HA HA.

>>80247739
Pre-game zatsu is something that more corpo vtubers should adopt.

>>80247591
She should challenge Fauna to a soccer match in Switch Sports

>doll hands grasp your balls

>>80247739
there is no game anon...

>>80247739
This is a japanese streamer thing

They should do a joke Fortnite collab.

>>80247847
>detaching her head and setting it on a shelf while I play with her limbless body

>>80247526
Only first one and DLC for it

>I like moviegames

>I'm not good at shooter

AIM issue

>movie games
SONYBROS WE WON

>won't play shitorant or shitpex
based
that craps a borefest

>>80247675
Yes...?
Latin and German are very close to one another pronunciation wise, they both developed around the same time in adjacent regions.
If you are reading out loud Latin words pretending they are German ones you are speaking near perfect Latin without even understanding it.

RTSbros... we lost again...

>>80247900
Calm down nigga

BIONICLE LOVE

wasn't she gonna play a game
sis is yappin

>Bionicle
Oh dear lord...

LEGO ROCK RAIDERS
GOATED OST

>Bionicles
I have to marry her. Immediately.

Has she mentioned continuing Skyrim at all?

>>80247900
>detaching her body while I play with her head
WE ARE

>>80247526
Played the hell out of 1 and the DLC
Only played 2 once
Didn’t care to play DOTO

>I played HOI4 a lot

ceci is so based

>>80247915
The Quarry would be fucking hilarious.

>>80247983
They are close but not THAT close. Most of the pronounciations are identical but there are still a few differences. Latin went the way of the dodo while german continued to change.

MHFU BROS WE WON

>>80247584
>>80247592
>>80247645
>>80247913
if you have time definitely try second one it's worth it purely just to play clockwork mansion and crack in slab missions, design level of those missions is insane

>>80247737
it's after 2, it was supposed to be like finale of trilogy but it's more like bigger DLC for second game

Just a week away!

>>80247526
Played half of the second one then lost interest after the mechanical mansion.

>real possibility of mask of light/metru nui watchalong

>>80247739
I’m very glad this hasn’t changed

>game stream has become just a yap stream
I love her bros..............................

You Germans also have Appropå in your language?

>>80247948
They are good when vtuber is good at the game, utter garbage if they are not.

i have never heard of most of these meme sounding currencies

>It's been almost an hour.
What the fuck?

>>80248004
Gamefags get the rope. Zatsuchads rule this thread.

>>80248092
That's it, I'm marrying her

who the fuck reminded her about the game

>>80248211
Don't make me get the redeem...

>>80247526
Played through the first one and the DLC 2 or 3 times, heard the second one sucks ass, so I never played it

please tell me she didn't actually forget about the game

>>80248104
I am so happy about this information!

Gonna go do some cardio, somebody ring me up when the game starts

I could listen to her yap for hours.

>>80248084
Already played it.

>>80248244
/HERE/

>>80248149
in Poland we also say apropo
I was actually surprised she said that xD

>>80247754
i want to fuck this doll

>>80248267
anonchama...

https://x.com/ceciliaimgreen/status/1810384873900613854
I wasn't expecting her to be this gachi friendly. The way she softened her voice when she glued the first superchat still makes my dick hard every time I remember it.

She's just like me fr fr

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>80248323
>xD
crypto german detected

>>80248151
The extremes are good:
>really good player
Interesting for competitions, boring and pointless otherwise
>absolutely pants on head retarded player
Good for a hilarious single stream, gets old real fast.

she's gonna forget again lmao

>>80248389
Good

>>80248304
>yap
You need to be over 18 to use this site

>>80248205
Welcome to the Germanic timewarp.

>>80248323
You are alright Polebro. Sorry for the Deluge But we are keeping the church loot

>>80248389
She's a part time gamer

>>80247739
have you seen the cascade of red supers she's pulling down? this girl is going to challenge for the superchat holo record

damn someone installed a YAP module into her huh

>>80248381
Not this Pole, but xD is most polish thing on the internet

>>80248336
>The way she softened her voice when she glued the first superchat
how come I didn't notice this yesterday, that was sweet

wtf why is she so perfect, how does one get a gf like this?

You VILL watch ze 12 hour factorio streams
You VILL consume ze lego autism
You VILL listen to ze multi hour zatsus
And you vill be happy

Her member streams are going to be the coziest things ever

>>80248477
First, be Dutch. Second, be pink.

>>80248477
You build one, obviously.

STARCRAFT BROS
she hates us

God she's so right it's just embarrassing how shit modern AAA games can be. Fucking gacha phone games are better optimized and sometimes look better.

>>80248463
Cecilia Yappergreen

otomos should stop spec shaming ceci!

>>80248530
Genshin runs on a fucking toaster. It's like the new DOOM

i have to go but that hour of chatting was really fun i hope she does that more

>>80248477
Girls like this barely leave their home.

My yapping gf...

Just as planned...

>walks her avatar off-screen
>takes her chat along
holy fucking soul

>>80248553
spec shaming leads to more supas

Is there any possibility of her playing TW Warhammer 3?

>>80248211
I normally don't care for Zatsu. But I could listen to her all day.

>>80248543
Cecilia ImmerYapper

>>80248625
I hope she never stops doing this.

>>80248465
Germans are also known for their emoticon spam online
might be central yuro thing desu

she likes Persona 5

>>80248625
It is kino

>>80248530
>>80248593
OSRS is my favourite runs-on-potato game and it's easy to AFK stuff whilst listening to comfy Ceci streams...

Why is 1000 ARS a red SC when that is 0.85 of my currency?

>>80248530
>genshit gachaslop on a 2 week free update cycle with very little bugs and maintenance downtime
>versus call of duty 452345247

>>80248691
hope she never plays that kusoge on stream

>>80248596
she's perfect

>>80248442
You mean Sweden is still a thing? I thought you already became Scandinavian Syria! Hang in there!

Now I know why Raora went "skippa skippa" on CC, kek

>>80248702
because you dont live in hell
be thankful for what you have

>>80247509
she hates shooter pvp sadly, we can't see her rage on her blind german team mates...

>>80248702
Remember those names.
That's the type that will spam mem gifts once they open.

>>80248702
Why do you care, just let them have this

>>80248493
>factorio
Did she say anything about playing it soon?? Please say yes.

>>80248553
What is her CPU anyways?

>>80248741
Call of duty is now over 200 gigs or some shit too

>>80248789
You voted for that.

>>80248702
we poor but want to show support regardless please understand

>>80248741
Try to ignore the game content and gacha mechanics for a bit. Genshin is stupidly well optimized for what it is.

>>80248593
ZZZ looks and runs crazy. I was shocked my laptop can max it.

https://youtu.be/P_FaCosbu9w
she doesn't have a Pekora

>>80248892
>military coup
>you voted for that

>>80248702
jajajaja, chupala pete

>>80248892
No one voted for Peron

>>80248892
You cant vote for a government takeover by the military

>>80248892
I'm not even Argentinian, but fucking kill yourself

>>80248829
Because I would like equivalent recognition for SC'ing a significantly higher amount? My currencies yellow SC is higher than their red.

>>80248892
Peron did that though

wtf nobody told me the game started already what did I miss

Guys, the otomo with the marine pfp only donated 1 euro (1000 ARS). Why is he a red one? Stupid youtube

>>80248906
I have mixed feelings about Genshin and gacha but even I can't help but be impressed by Hoyo's development work and cycle, especially since they have multiple games under their belt now.

That face

Star Rail is better than Genshin.

>>80249024
an hour of yapping

>>80248892
>Post from 2020
Retard.

>>80246736
WD-40

>>80249045
both slop

>>80249068
Rosewood and berrys

There should only be akasupas from 1st world countries.

>>80248774
Fort better or worse pretty much all immigrants we took in segregated themselves in suburbs so we arent really mixed. Its more like we have mini-middle easts here and there. Its a huge problem in cities where they become numerous thought. I long for total deportation

>>80249045
unironically true. the QoL and shit that they added to star rail way sooner than genshin
its taken like 2 years for genshin to increase their stamina cap, and they still dont have overflow stamina like star rail, i actually hate genshit for how lacking in qol it is, but it is improving i guess

>>80249044
no no I missed that on purpose was waiting for the game to start!

>>80249045
Yeah. But Gshit is more impressive technologically.

>>80249077
and still better than modern AAA slop and fps slop

>>80249010
You are not paying more, their purchasing power is in the gutter

>>80248984
>>80248982
>>80248948
You decided to have a military.
t.Costa Rican.

El pueblo merece los gobernantes que tiene.

>>80249153
eh

>>80246736
My cum

WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT

>>80249045
>ch*nese gacha
Yeah, never

>>80249154
Ok so how much is food there then? You can't define the price of a red SC. But I do not for one minute believe that their food is costing them the equivalent of 100€ in ARS.

why are these chinks arguing about their slops when my wife is currently streaming

>>80249108
we forgot one...

>>80249222
I assume this
Maybe she doesn't go to Asian Restaurants much

>>80249315
EU hours

I want a 3 hour cut of CC just yapping so I can use it to go to sleep at night.

>>80249177
Its a necesary evil in our case, you guys can afford not having an army but for us Chile is next door and they are basically spic orcs even their language is the black tounge

>>80248982
>>80248984
>>80248985
>>80248948
>>80249012
Don't care, stop donating, 1 dollar isn't going to make any difference.
Buy her 1000¥ voice pack if you truly want to show support, but I know you won't.

>>80249117
Wait till they get voting rights and take over your country or just try to take it by force / make more gangs with gang wars. You'll be screwed. After that happens, you can come to safer southern side of Baltic sea (But bring that church loot you mentioned before first LOL)

>it's... green it matches your hair!
close

>but the yen is down so it's fine
This woman cracks me up without even trying

>>80249401
Like I already said I'm not Argentinian retard, kill yourself

>>80249154
My smallest red SC is worth 117,492 ARS if that is a lot of money there then I could be a King over there.

>>80249401
most people who donate in ARS arent event argies they are just using a vpn

The Yappertron 4000

[Good news]CC wears frilly underwear

>>80249401
The yen is also worthless

yappa for my soul

I was wondering why the other thread was so slow...

>>80249470
its better to serve in heaven than to reign in hell tho

bros this girl still yapping

>>80249336
Some better sorted stores that import a lot of asian food will have them.

>>80249470
Probably not with that amount but yes you will be rich there, that is how the exchange rate works, why do you think people love vacationing in Turkey?

>>80248149
It's one of those french terms that spread everywhere

>>80249401
just wait till these people start dropping gifted memberships on every stream

>>80249427
If I was a coward I would accept the invitation but I will stay with the sinking ship or live to see change.

>>80249530
dumbtomo

>>80249368
i've just been replaying the drawing stream

>>80249501
Her voice pack is 6.22US$ or six argie akasupas worth.

>>80249336
I thought of bao too but there is no way in hell she's never had them

>>80249401
>1000 yen Voice pack
Yeah 6 dollars minus the corpo cut makes so much more of a difference

>>80249401
I'm not an argie and I bought all her merch you poorfag

I'm printomo.

this yap spam will be a problem in the future

>>80249549
Vacationing in Japan is very cheap, problem is the price of the plane and jet fuel to get there

>>80249530
slowtomo

>>80249604
If she's smart she will make an emote only tier.

>>80249683
Do you get off on her stuffing you full of paper and ink with her tender jointed hands?
You sick fuck

>>80249683
Hurry up you lazy retard.

>>80249691
Nuh uh

>>80249722
You can't gift subs to an emote only tier

>>80249612
>>80249703
Sorry for assuming people wait to hit page 10 before threadhopping

She has played Half-life?
She just keeps getting better

>already killing people

>>80249691
I'm already sick of yap. It's good, and accurate, but thanks to having the final "p" sound it was beaten to death by SEAs like sl*p fl*p and pl*p

>gets crowbar
>immediate thought is to start swinging

>>80249701
The yen isn't even that bad, TL and ARS is waaaaaaaay worse, you will be rich in those two countries

>immediately attacks the black guy
kek

>>80249691
Shit taste

>>80249722
I don't think that will help, gifts are always for 5 bucks one, not the cheapest one

>>80249809
It's so over...

I've never played Half Life.

>>80249845
>Isnt that bad
It is. Its one of the worst currencies on earth among developed nations

Jesus christ this game

>>80249893
I played for half an hour and then only played CS

This doll is so violent.

>>80249822
That's pretty normal though.

>>80249866
Hmm, then she should make member streams a 6 dollar tier.

CUTE CUTE CUUUUUUTEEEE

>>80249809
>Gift memberships are offered at the closest highest price level available up to and including $5.
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/6304294
You absolutely can. It depends on how the tiers are set up on the channel.

>>80249893
Me neither i havent played most games either

SNEEZE

>>80249931
Domestic prices are still fine and it's an export-based economy and I was able to get some great deals so it's daijobu

F-for justice..

i think cc hates niggers

>>80249931
No shit, I'm not only talking about developed nations, it still isn't that bad when compared to the ones I said

>>80250095
She's just like me.

>>80250095
Kek

It's over, I need to sleep
Take good care of her otobros

>Oh chips
>I can kill a bunch of people and still make a profit!
>I don't know why I said it so excitingly, I don't like chips that much
HAHAHA

>TALK SHIT GET HIT
>sorrysorrysorrysorry

>>80249805
>>80249856
I was talking about her chat spamming "she's yapping again" everytime she starts a tangent

we hit bump limit, quickly bake new thread...

Do they not have SuperMarket Simulator perms?

>>80250095
she been attacking everyone but women i think lmao

>>80250100
>The yen is bad but i mean at least it isnt african rocks

>>80250095
She's like me fr fr

She's in full violence mode

>>80250199
Yes, I'm glad we agree.

Ceci is a part-time wanker

>>80250182
Fuck off idiot
Wait until the thread is just about to fall off the last page

>>80250194
nevermind lol she's just attacking everyone

>>80250194
Not anymore

>>80250300
Your point is retarded. Im not buying woodworks from the African congo

Hate tiktok hate?

>>80250304
He was sarcastic, you're welcome

>car(german)

this fucking game KEKKKK

>>80250370
Thanks, idiot

>>80250442
I knew the allegation was coming and didn't care. May you not be so easily rused in the future

>>80250410
Immercar!

>>80250182
didn't this get baked at page 10

>>80250509
I'll try, idiot. Sometimes it's hard to tell that sort of thing, idiot.

>>80249610
based

>>80250095
enjoy the 3 day vacation chud

Now THIS is kusoge.

>>80250348
Well it's your lucky day then, since neither of those countries are in Africa

Ceci no....

>Is that a heart? Stop that.

>>80250559
previous thread only died like 5 minutes ago

>>80250509
I wasn't actually the first anon but responded as If I were, I rused (You)

Why did the thread suddenly go to shit?

>>80250176
Well that’s the holo audience for you

>>80250684
This itself is an attempted ruse

>>80250696
Wdym? Its not shit yet, unless you are a schizo who just announced their arrival

ceci is pretty goated fr fr

this game is kind of relatable, I swear they are the same irl

>>80250696
The threads have been consistently bad to be fair

>>80250696
>suddenly

>>80250176

Had that scooby doo shaggy run

>>80250655
Retard

>>80250684
I was the first anon and yes, I was very obviously being sarcastic, thanks

>>80250875
nuh uh

She really likes pianos.

>tangent started

>>80250696
>Suddenly
Shit since day 1 since ligger niggers want to feel speshul and camp with their ebin nawledge as if we give a shit

Can you even deadlift a grand Piano, bro?

>>80250970
you're the same retarded samefagging falseflagging faggot from day 1

>>80250789
Everyone should have to work in a customer-facing role before being legally considered an adult. You learn 10x more about society and human nature there than all traditional schooling

Guys the samefagger just started his raid. TO ARMS, whack him harder than CC whacks her customers

>>80251072
Tell us more how she hasnt changed and its just like old times bro

>>80250095
>>80250970
how come everyone but me gets away with saying nigger?

Dude you're way too obvious. Are you drunk?

>>80251162
Intent

Sorry guys every time I get high I manifest these bizarre crazy characters into reality. I don't have full control of it. Apologies.

She's going to conquer hololive...

>>80251162
when the jannies feel like it

>>80251215
i hate niggers

She's so based

cc cute

>>80251249
There's only one solution to this.

KEK

>>80251310
Killing me won't make them go away, they're already here. Shoot them first at least.

Ragequit

>>80251310
a shiny otomo!

>>80251306
Yeah thats rule breaking

I love this autistmaton

She is so cute

So was that the whole game?

>bouncing along to the music
HHNNNNGGGG

She needs another winding

Oh finally we can get back to the real content, her talking

>>80251499
but shes been talking the whole time

>>80251476
The max play time needed is 1 hour listed
Welcome to UNITY garbage

>>80251499
You mean murdering people for justice?

>>80251476
that's the 3D indie game meta: very short game but with a dozen+ endings

opinions?
https://x.com/YbPac18/status/1810406734378459224

Is Cecilia a sociopath?

>>80251633
Rape.

>SEX!

>>80251633
The thick belly and thighs doesnt really work with the doll aesthetic

What kind of rooting does she need?

has the jpbros said anything about CC? what are their thoughts?

>>80251672
no she's german

>>80247626
Yeah, me.

>>80251633
MY WIFE IS NOT A FUCKING FATTY

When she counted to six hehe

Are we sure justice arent just criminals themselves

>>80251633
what happened to her wrist :(

hello i have noticed otomos look pretty fucking stupid why is that? is it a fan reflects oshi thing?

>>80251852
Yeah something like that

>>80251852
We just look like dragon quest blobs with a key

>>80251852
Head empty, no thoughts except Ceci.

>DIE YOU STUPID WOMAN

>>80251852
It's the price we had to pay for having massive Otodicks

Should I go on a trip holiday to Japan?

We'll have some great soundposts from this stream

>>80251988
dildotomo...

>>80251633
tits too big

>>80251852
you can say this about all the mascots

>>80249604
What's problem with gifted memberships? It's paid either way.

>>80252057
Yes

>>80252110
That pit pussy is off the charts

>>80251633
Aesthetically unpleasing.

>>80252057
Only thing really breaking the bank is the flight
Trains cheap
Pod hotels are dirt cheap
Some of the most affordable food anywhere

>>80251905
They're called slimes, cogsucker.

>>80252089
He had a lot of restraint. Did you look at the rest of his stuff

>>80252058
A lot of them...

>>80252167
What about maid cafes?

>>80252078
Handcrafted by her

>>80252225
What is that even, it looks like some sort of overly complicated vacuum tube.

>>80252137
They use a worthless currency and give faggots access to what is supposed to be a comfy, closed off space for actual fans.