/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wtf

>>80239236
I feel bad for the anon who gets an epileptic seizure from this

I love Ina!

Bae a cute.

I love Mikochiii

>>80239284
Those that get triggered don't deserve to exist

SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOE WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOE AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU SCROLL SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/ze92r8.jpg

>>80239284
I regret clicking it.
I'm gonna go lay down now.

>>80239284
what do you meaiyhdklufhajk.dsf.'/aeo
;l

BEHOLD!

titiron

I love Mori!

KIARA LOVE

Gigi is so silly. She occasionally narrates her actions like she's RPing. What a dork.

>>80239317
pure sex

Lapsama my friend

>>80239316
based eugenics anon

>>80239236
CC should play mgs5

wawa

I'm still in awe of how smart and good Cecilia's monetization idea was.
So clean and smooth and nicely put together. She had to code a little script that would automatically print SCs and randomize the otomos with a bunch of accessories. All with a low entry cost of just 10 bucks to be immortalized in a very special book that she'll no doubt keep for decades and look at with a lot of emotions in the future.

Really good, even I got weak and joined in and I usually rarely SC.

SO HERE I AM

Kanners

>>80239284
worth

https://litter.catbox.moe/zh2so7.jpeg

>>80239363
thats just some weird buff cat.

thoughts?

>>80239363

What did she say to her?

Korone picked up how to boost properly faster than I did...

>>80238972
>>80239084
Nah he's right. She always pretends like they're going to be friends and do lots of collabs but then no delivery. The reality is that she's obessed with the new shiny thing while forgetting about the rest

>>80239463
JustCHADS

>>80239369
ecks dee emoji ecks dee emoji ecks dee emoji

>>80239404
cuuuute

>>80239343

This stream makes you fink!

>>80239463
mayonegg

>>80239478

>>80239404
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>80239490
>coping about Kiara being one of the only ENs liked by JP
Kek

>>80239490
>implying its no your post
(you)

>>80239499
jesas stop it

>>80239490
>crossposting

>Nah he's right.
and talking about himself in the 3rd person

>>80239343
what the FUCK is that thing

Kek, she just jumped off immediately to save

>>80239463
a pea in an elevator

>>80238925
>Mori
and they are still lovers
>Pekora
she always was too starstruck with her and didn't really seem to want to get too close to her so she can keep fangirling
>Ame
and she is still in love with her
>Subaru
Turducken strong! (Subaru super busy but Kiara invites her to things despite that)
>Nene
sadly RIP O'riends
>Reine
Turducken strong! still lovers on occassion
>Kobo
still mother and daughter, appear in each other's project regularely
>Nerissa
love hotel soon
>Ririka
really? they had like one or two collabs but I can't remember much of a fixation
>Raden
fresh and active

Actually a pretty good track record for Kiara. O'riends sadly died, whatever Kiara had going with Flare sadly died (although Flare outright said she wants to be chased - and Kiara outright said she doesn't want to chase) and Kiara's obsession with Gosegu needs to bear any kind of fruit.
Other than that she kept up with the people who she has gotten close to, including a certain semi-retired panda, a dead forest fairy and a foxy roach.

>>80239507

>>80239343
uwwaaoooooo!!

Now that I have gained enough EXP from watching Fauna and I finally hit level 27, I am ready to evolve

>>80239236
Ceci a cute

>>80239463
German jokes

>>80239490
She doesn’t feel the need to spam collabs with the people she befriends especially if she can talk to them offstream. You know? The same concept literally every holo says?

>>80239463
"I can install two vaginas"

SPACE JUMP GET

Koro-san got space jump!

Space Jump getto

>>80239490
He's wrong because Kiara has interacted with literally everybody on that retarded list within the last few months, some within the last month, and some within the last few weeks or so, some of the people he listed were people who Kiara only ever collabed with once, so the angle doesn't work in that regard. Why are these retarded expectations only placed on Kiara and nobody else? And why is it that only collabs matter in that regard, is it because if offstream interactions were included then the angle would have no basis?

>>80239586
gem

>>80239608
How is Turducken still strong?

>>80239608
Collab queen Of EN always wins

>>80239671

>>80239647
These monkeys need to be reminded about Korone and Fubuki only collabing this year

>>80239343

https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367441803030774
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367441803030774
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367441803030774

>>80239404
cuuuuute

>>80239608
Gosegu helped Kiara a lot with her home 3D by introducing her to her staff.

Fallen zwei Tafeln Schokolade die Treppe herunter. Sagt die eine: "Aua, ich hab mir alle Rippen gebrochen." Sagt die andere: "Was soll ich erst sagen, ich bin voll auf die Nüsse gefallen."

>>80239715
Domesticated rocks are man's best friend

>>80239586

https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367441798885838?t=CfO9wm9xLh4ZczQs6anViA&s=19

>>80239127
>It's okay when Thebes did it

>>80239721
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367501727158361
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367501727158361
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367501727158361

>>80239721
Kiar...

>>80239709
Ok, but no one ever said Fubuki is fixated on Korone or vice versa.
But Kiara was definitely fixated on the likes of Subaru, Nene, Reine, Pekora and such.

https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367441798885838
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367441798885838
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1810367441798885838

>>80239721
SOON

>>80239755

>>80239745

So uhh, how straight is LA+ on a scale of 1-10?

>>80239745

AVADA KEDAVRA

>>80239745
CC x Kiara collab on Kiara's channel where they tell each other bad German jokes, please!

>>80239709
that and Suisei+AZKi

towa is my wife

>>80239608
>whatever Kiara had going with Flare sadly died
Is that why she and IRyS hate each other? Because IRyS cucked away Flare from her now? Not acknowledging her birthday makes sense now

>>80239858

I need to shoot Kaela's manager

>>80239840
>straight

>>80239356
Old women shouldn't look like that...

Somehow Kanade streams always end up violent.

>>80239884
>government-mandated towa post
how much is Big Towa paying you?

>>80239840
-10

>>80239698
*Queen of leeching

>>80239745
German for skippa

Since Kiara just tweeted about this: are you happy, Radentori-chads?
Did the yapping meet your expectations?

>>80239884
did taa do anything today

>>80239935
you think they would let me say

>>80239917
based

>>80239953
Anon, the King of Cope, loses again

>>80239858
*buffs the spell*

>>80239892
Why are you so obsessed with drama?

>>80239968
today and the next few days are dance lesson days

>>80239983
BUT IS SHE NAKED THO?

Kiara vs IRyS debate

>>80239745
Not now selenfag, you will never be German or European

>>80239892
No
The timelines dont even match up troglodyte

>>80240051
Kiara rims her while IRyS squirts all over the bedsheets

>>80240035
what's she doing for her birthday other than a Live I'm assumiing

>Wawa gets to kiss and molest this every night
it's not fair

>>80240046
yeah, otherwise she would still be feeling hot

>>80239953
Is everyone that collabs leaching off each other or just Kiara? What makes Kiara different in this case?

I hope prime 4 has more skate ramps to use the boost ball on

>>80239608
>still lovers on occassion
>on occassion
They may collab as often anymore but those two in same room tend to go from 0 to 60 very fast.

>>80240068
>>80240018
There must be a reason for why IRyS would completely ignore her birthday. I can't think of what else it could be

>>80240115
Aradia my beloved

https://youtu.be/IVlwNY_JMe0
Why is the Hololive staff trying to ship the gayer members with each other?

>>80240098
>Raden still smells like cigarettes, activating Kiara's Oedipus complex

>>80239745
I don't get it my IQ is too low

>>80240096
she hasnt given any information on her plans for that at this time

>>80240098
Damn she bad as fuck.

>>80240115
Hottest member of the Ravencroft family

>>80240131
Woman gossip.

>>80240171
How to get Towa boyfriend?

pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat

>>80239801
Kiara was never fixated on Subaru. They were always friends and still are. Subaru on multiple occasions has called her a best friend. Nene was a good friend of hers for a while especially when she supported her when Nene was depressed over her 3D shit but they drifted apart. Reine is still her beloved wife that she talks fondly about and to. She also still talks about watching Pekora’s streams and projects though she’s never actually pursued her as a friend.

>>80240130
yes, that is the occassion I am talking about: when they meet

>>80240171
it'd be nice if it wasn't at 5 or 6 am

>>80239953
But enough about Bae

>>80240116
He’s actually obsessed with Kiara.

>>80240131
IRyS is in the "pretend Kiara doesn't exist clique" along with some other ENs. Anyone who didn't send in a song or tweet are in this clique

>>80240207
be a girl firstly, foreign preferably
>>80240225
it probably will be but i will make do

>>80239960
Was kino

Obsessed egg jump off a bridge

>>80239801
All of those are bad examples, Kiara had meaningful interactions with all of those members this within the past 6 months

>>80240131
How many EN birthdays has iRyS acknowledged.

>>80240277
So he's a typical KFP?

>>80240299
What do you even call yourselves?
Radentachi? Juufriends?

>>80240015
>>80239858

>>80239960
even Kiara's puppy tweet before the stream started was enough to satisfy me

>>80240120
I hope Prime 4 has a skateboard upgrade that, when used, turns the music into a different remix of Goldfinger's Superman depending on the area

>>80239343
I have beheld.

>>80240336
Yeah but he’s really tsun tsun about it. Also is in love with kfp as a whole.

>>80240326
All of Promise and Advent so far. Most of Myth. Kinda sus desu

>>80240363
*changes your spell*

SWEATY
SPORTSBRA
TITS

>>80240363
why did gura say that

>>80240131
She's very jealous of successful musicians

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender pulls out a gun and brutally murders the guy.

I wish Towa was real

>>80240424
What a strange establishment

>>80240326
exactly, IRyS wont wake up for a birthday at 02:00 am jst, is not that hard to understand.

>>80240424
ha

Why does Kiara get have all of the supreme female gossip schizos? Why not share them with everybody else?

>>80240436
I'm very glad it isn't

>>80240314
Wouldnt

https://youtu.be/eFRnA_R_pC4
What do you call this kind of behavior?

>>80240412
Its a reddit meme

>>80240363
>parries

>>80240298
How to get kenzie boyfriend/girlfriend?

>>80240424
That doesn't sound like a very good business model.

>>80240326
Not mine :(

I want to see a battle between Advent singing Rebellion and Justice singing Above Below like it's West Side Story

>>80240287
name 'em

>>80240447
She was streaming over the totsu and tweeted about random shit after instead of wishing her a happy birthday

>>80240456
don't worry, he spreads his Kiara vs. holo across pretty much everyone, your oshi will get some gossip sooner or later

>>80240506

>>80240456
Kiara is hyperfeminine and this terrifies the low tes.

https://x.com/ceciliaimgreen/status/1810371574710845910

>>80240543
>Ina that high
>Biboo that low

Holy twitteredditwitch poll

DRUNK SEKIRO

Mr. Koro just said Ogey

>>80240015
How do you buff Avada Kedavra? It already kills you in one hit

>>80240155
>gayer
There's a reason Iroha rubs elbows with Sora and Azki. She's not just straight, she exudes "marriage in waiting" energy. Sooner or later she'll join the ranks of virgin married women with kids in hololive.

>>80240424
That seems like it would create an awful mess for the bartender to clean up!

>>80240456
The girliest EN

>>80240592
>>80240604
Kek, based

>>80240386
Go back retard

>>80240592
Both advent and justice are playing chained together on the same day? Is it a competition?

>>80240592
My beloved green woman, looks like a fun week

>>80240592
>>80240604
DRUNK sekiro???

>>80240583
>>80240631
You spelled IRyS wrong. Swearing isn't feminine

>>80240604
I'm guessing she's played the game before if she's starting with a drunk stream. Should be lots of fun regardless.
Portal 2 with GG also sounds amazing.

>>80240363
*I cast rapid lead poisoning*

>>80240604
>part time worker and Chained together have the same subtitle
Oops oops

>>80240599
Biboo isn't sexy. It's not even because she's a loli, she just isn't sexy.

>>80240619
and a very nice ogey that was!

>>80240523
Just say Nerissa and ERB because the others will probably just be there to look cute.

>>80240592
cogbros, has CC talked about how she intends to get drunk? if she uses beer she will need to piss a lot during that stream, are you prepared for this posibility?

>>80240424
A guy walked into a bar and asks for a butt of beer.
The bartender goes "I don't think you can afford that".
The guy begins insisting before being stopped by two police officers.
"You can't do that. Prostitution is illegal so we're going to have to take you in"
The guy stops and says "no officers, we're not talking about that we're talking about the unit!"
The bartender says "we were?"

Oioioi, Peko playing Disco Elysium would be quite a wild ride.

>>80240592
>>80240604
>portal 2 with GG
qrd on CCGG? I thought they hated each other?

>>80240626
>virgin married women with kids in hololive.
wat?

>>80239463
The reason PekoMiko broke up

>>80240592
>portal 2
this is gonna be great

>>80240592
Why put monday and tuesday on the same line instead of just putting tuesday in the offline spot?
>drunk sekiro
Nice, looking forward to this

>>80240720
What kind of retard is not ready at all time to drink his oshi's piss?

>>80240604
>CCGG portal 2
Oh fuck yes
>solo maikura
Niceu
>Drunk Sekiro
That sounds absolutely fucking kino how do we get Gigi to do a drunk stream bros

>>80240701
And Ina is? Explain how Ina is but Biboo isn't.
"b-but look at the design"
Then look at Biboo's, you have no argument. Either how they act matters or it doesn't.

>>80240684
Wow, you really are low tes!

Gigi love!!

>>80240536
Gura, IRyS, Bae, FWMC did nothing for her birthday

>>80240543
Too much personality bias, ERB is insufferable but she's still hot

>>80240625
AoE, duh>>80240684

>>80240314
Sex with taa

>>80240689
Nullifies all magic casting shitposts!

>>80240753
Nah they just hate me so much that they have hate-sex with me every single night

>>80239745
Heh, gut

>>80240775
No, I agree with you about Ina. But Biboo isn't sexy.

>>80240775
>And Ina is?
Yes.

>>80240799
This is from a year ago

>>80240753
ENEMIES
TO
LOVERS

>>80240799
she is too hard to headpats

>>80240775
Ina has a massive throbbing cock. Checkmate. Don’t @ me.

>>80240592
>>80240604
>7pm beggars still losing

>>80240604
BAE MOGGED

>>80240811
*casts REFLECT*

>>80240684
Kiara is the girliest IRyS?

>>80240799

>>80240724
What

Huh, I don't think this has been announced

>>80240592
>Drunk Sekiro
Kino of the highest order, i will be watching

>>80240745
She didn't put it on her list. Disco Elysium is apparently really good in Japanese. They even have translator notes as an additional schizo voice

>>80240786
Based group

>>80240883
It was announced like a month ago

>>80240775
Ina is an insatiable hug slut, she makes up for her lack of curves with her slutty personality

>>80240786
FWMC greeted her though?

>>80240604
Holy fuck what a loaded week

>>80239284
culling weak

>>80240720
>>80240772
How does an automaton piss?

>>80240745
She saw the "politics NG" warning in chat.
And rightfully so.

>>80240883
It has, at least the Justice full branch panel was

>>80240592
>Drunk sekiro
Finally, we have the drunken streamer I've wanted

>>80240881
A butt is a measurement that equals to 108 gallons.

Uses a cute spell to make herself even cuter!

>>80240545
and streaming over her is hating?, IRyS is known to never talk about interactions in IRL with the other girls, she only does when the other girls talk about it, she must already must have given her a HBD behind the scenes like she usually does.

>>80240937
very carefully

>>80240811

>Kiara collab with Raden of all people
seems weirdly random

>>80240883
They announced it like days after they debuted

>>80240976
>he missed the Minecraft festival

>>80240753

Either we're voting sexyness based on the design or on the personality.

If we combine both then the top would have to be the ones that not only look sexy design wise but that also act in an enticing way. So the top options would have to be the likes of IRyS, Nerissa, Gura and Fuwawa

>>80240937
It's actually just beer inside a liquid holding compartment inside her "bladder"

>>80240932
If you remove the expo appearences its a fairly normal week

>>80240937
by opening her valve

yawn

>2/3rd of one collab and 1/2 of another collab

>Barely started Undertale

>Got like three kills in Valorant

This is all that Liz has done on-stream besides sing

sex with femtakos

>>80240569

>>80241025
But Portal with Gigi is on Wednesday, not Saturday

>>80240960
I'll have some of that cope you're huffing too

>>80241016
Finally, some actual drinkable piss.

>>80240944
I really hope one of ERB's beggar fans asks who their favorite homostars are kek

>>80240976
Raden’s first interaction with Kiara was her losing her mind after Kiara kikkeriki’d in a mostly JP voice call.

>>80240937
pulls the plug off the output tank

Which EN can pee the farthest?

>sniffs your toes

>Let's have a rabbit
How do you "have" a rabbit?

>>80240952
>a kilderkin is 2 firkins
>a barrel is 2 kilderkins
>a butt is 3 barrels or 2 hogsheads
Man they really had things figured out

>>80241018
I just meant it's all stuff I would blow off IRL friends to watch

>>80240960
>she must already must have given her a HBD behind the scenes like she usually does.
I'm not a retarded schizo, but you must be delusional if you think that happened

>>80241038
Is she the new Mumei? Shitty fps and random shit like undertale when not karaoke

>>80241151
Kronii

>>80241151
CC can install a very long strap-on with high piss pressure

>>80241143
I read this as HERB burger and I’m so fucking hungry.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>80240856
Erb/kiara ti.eslot, never happening.

>>80241038
She will learn soon enough
It took Suisei like 5y before she can do more music shit than streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMBsSeY9olY

>>80241204
CC/Kronii Powerwash Simulator

>>80240592
Did the fags at holodex get the fauna collab date wrong or did Cici?

>>80241172
You fuck it

>>80241151
GG because... just look at this powerstance bro

>>80241165

>>80240866
Kiara is the good version of IRyS, so that makes sense.

>>80241196
Holy newfag

>>80240604
>>80240604
>Had a cocktail ready for Eurotruck Simulator
>Now this
Otobros our leader, aside from being evil, is a drunkard!

>>80241172
with potatoes and beans

>>80241217
ERB is 8pm you retard

>>80241038
How many hours of games are holos required to stream?

E-Erb on the t-telly, guys...

So the Fauna thing is tomorrow?

>6 hours already
Shouldn't we be telling Mr. Koro to go sleep right around now?

>>80241204
Ackshually, high-pressure water jets require an equally-strong source of energy. CC is an automaton meaning she's essentially powered purely through gears wound up by the key on her head.
Not only would that not produce the amount of energy required for high-pressure piss, you would asking her to kill herself attempting to try.

>>80240592
>>80240604
I know people like it when the girls get drunk but for some reason it doesn't sit well with me.

>>80241196
This post reeks of tourist smells

>>80241038
I appreciate the variety. Talents lean into their strengths and their passions rather than being bound to some strict gaming quota.
ERB's music has been great and her undertale voicing was really entertaining. I hope she continues to play to her strengths and have fun.

>>80241289
Yeah I'm watching

>>80240889
>They even have translator notes as an additional schizo voice
That's actually so cool

>>80241151
Drunk Kronii

>>80241280
it's not evil if it's for Justice

>>80241271
Yes I know Mumei painfully forced herself to play games she didn't like near debut. I'm talking about Mumei now

>>80241289
Ok nice
*watches a VOD*

>>80241289
you think people aren't watching ready to shitpost at the slightest thing?

Would you a Niggaronii and Niggarissa?

>>80240960
This is how IRyS copes for having no hololive friends btw

>>80241289
lol

>>80241196
>newfag detected
However, this does remind me that I want Mumei and IRyS to finish Undertale

>>80241392
No

>>80241151
Mori’s 5 footer has been described a few times as “transcontinental”.

>>80241392
Objective improvement but y'all aren't ready to have that convo

>>80241289
Thanks for the heads up my notif bugged out.

>>80241392
yes and no

>>80241392
I would colonize their asses

>>80241289
I asked

>>80241388
I don't think they are, no...

>>80241449
Kill yourself

>>80241288
>>80241328
It's not about "required to stream".
You're a new Holo. Streaming is how you build an actual fandom. Otherwise all you get is tourists who will never spend money on you nor re-listening to your music.
This is the lesson that both Suisei and Azki, THE Vsingers of Hololive, learnt the hard way.

Make sure you tune into Asakoyo later! She said there will be a big announcement!

>>80241289
Yeah I'm watching but I don't know what our stream start ritual is

>>80241307
They almost never get drunk, just a little tipsy maybe.

>>80241251
It's tuesday for her, 2am in fact.

Sup anti thread bros, who are we targeting today?

>>80241251
It matches for CEST, she just didn't note that the PST time would be Monday

>>80241307
They'll be tipsy at best.

>>80241328
>rather than being bound to some strict gaming quota
Karaoke is unironically worse.
It's unfortunate because ERB could've done literally anything else, not even gaming. The whole point of "gaming" being the focus is merely because it allows for easy conversation and entertainment.
Karaoke doesn't allow for easy conversation and whether or not you're entertained by hearing her sing all the time is subjective.
Too many tourists brought in by Justice are underestimating the importance of a Holo's debut month. This month not only sets their trajectory going forward, but it's also essentially what you'll be known for no matter what. Just look at EN1, EN2, and EN3

>>80241491
prolly should be O~HOHOHOHO

>>80241412
This is why having them do pacifist first is ideal. They don't have to replay the full game to get the ending

>>80241485
Why do you care about her "success" if you don't like her? Shouldn't you be happy she won't do well?

>>80241367
>2 and a half years later is "near debut"

>>80241392
Absolutely. Black weebs are fun to be around and a moderate to attractive one is rare.

>>80241449
>Objective
you're objectively retarded, lmao

>>80241485
Suisei is one of the most successful vtubers in history.

>>80241485
Have you ever considered that neither she nor her management nor her audience give a shit? So why do you when you don’t even like her or her content?

>>80241511
We would have targetted your mom's vagina but sorry I already booked her for an entire night

>>80241392
I don't like brown women

>>80241542
That sounds a bit fruity...

Something about British women saying hashtag

>>80241307
You should not be worried about European women drinking

>>80241511
ERB, Kiara, a little bit of Nerissa here and there
The usual

>>80241552
I said this before and received only vitriol in response

>>80241392
Honestly they both look great.

>>80241392
Unabashedly

>>80241491
OI ITS 7 BONG

>>80241542
We HATE the ojou-sama laugh

>>80241592
Eh, kind of a flop. I'm guessing you're not the real flareposter.

>>80241505
>>80241516
I see it now that I've bothered to zoom in and read the actual time, thanks

>sounds of paper rustling
>"let me just right that down"
This woman is something special.

>>80241539
I love karaoke. If my oshi did like 2 karaoke streams each week I literally wouldn't mind cause I enjoy them so much.
I just don't care about her doing it.

>>80241569
>Shouldn't you be happy she won't do well?
Holy projection.
What is this Nijisanji mindset, wishing for Holomems to fail just because you don't like them?
Grow the fuck up, retard.

>>80241591
Why do /lig/gers keep wanting Holos to do terribly? Aren't you guys supposed to be supportive and hope that the Hololive community likes your chubas?

>>80241617
No one cares able Nerissa enough to anti her

>>80241490
はいいいいいい

>>80241664
So you want the girls that you despise... To do well? Weird angle

>>80241392
Nope

>>80241658
Gura did it first, retard

Man she's really struggling with these baby sheegoths

>>80239621
few gens later there will be final or alternative form, i will not get anymore exp as lvl 1 sapling

>>80241583
Yes and she spent 2y swalloing in INNK before switching to Hololive and found some success with certain game streams (Tetris, Proj Winter, etc).
Saem with Azki, who lucked upon Geoguessr.

>>80241658
You sure you're in the right thread?

https://files.catbox.moe/jeehab.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jeehab.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jeehab.png
dont open its Mikosex

>>80241659
>I love karaoke. If my oshi did like 2 karaoke streams each week I literally wouldn't mind cause I enjoy them so much.
That's literally because she didn't fucking spam karaoke all the time starting out, retard. She gave people a chance to actually learn more about her to even consider her an oshi.

>>80241658
She's a HUGE dork
The dork levels are off the charts

>>80241711
>finally get another flat EN
>first reaction is to give her boobs
I will burn this planet down

>>80241658
She has her schedule written in a book too lmao

Wow guys! I just opened a catbox link and it was mikosex!
Thanks 45P!

>>80241745
I just became 45p

>>80241664
i love everyone and i hope they have failures it builds character and overcoming them makes you a better person.

>>80241712
Bitch please, there are like 60 Holomems now.
I can't like nor watch everyone.
But I still hope they do well.
Stop wishing tragedy on people you hate. That's inane as fuck

ENTER
SHEEGOTH

ENTER

>>80241745
Oh, you were telling the truth

Yatta...
janai!

>>80241775
Fair.

ERB just called herself my boyfriend, cya later suckers

>>80241781
you just got Biboo last gen

>>80240745
bro, not a single holo ever gonna play de on stream. 70% if not more of this game dialogue is politics, its a fucking minefield of potential problems

ENTER
BIG SHEEGOTH

>>80241592
Kek

ERB is my boyfriend, she WILL fuck my ass with her futacock

>>80241731
I haven't played this game since the Wii came out, but I'm surprised at how slow her pace is.
>sheegoth mama

>>80241781
For some reason, retards believe all flat holos want to be busty and big.
Even Ina, despite requesting to have a flat character and openly praising flat chests on both herself and others, is still somehow seen as an envious person.

>>80241712
It's funny how nijisisters can't even comprehend not hating streamers they don't watch

>>80241804
Stop shitting on holos you don't watch

>>80241712
You're trying very hard to find enemies here and it shows

>>80241781
>First customizable Holo
>Don’t customize her

>>80241830
Biboo has a very clear crystal bump on her chest and also lolis don't count

>>80241747

>>80241592
>Unitard is the shitty mom joke spammer
Figures....

>>80241392

>>80241804
You're confusing "I don't care about x" with "I actively dislike x and wish she wasn't here".

>>80241718
don't care

>>80241807
>>80241809
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME WE ARE WATCHING MR KORO PLAY MY FAVORITE GAME

>>80241539
You're right anon, everyone was definitely calling Gura a lazy mascot as early as October 2020

>>80239236
Why?....

>>80241804
Go back retard. We, yes >WE hate ERB here and want her to graduate ASAP

>>80241885
>I actively dislike x and wish she wasn't here
Again, projection and strawmanning.

Lap

>>80241718
Who?

>>80241807
Man I really don't remember shit about the prime series besides dark samus

I hate ALL holomems who aren't my oshi. I hope each of them FAIL at everything. They should have NO viewers compared to my oshi. If I don't watch them, they serve ZERO purpose.

>>80241934
My greatest ally

>>80241718
Ackshually, Ina did it first. Ina talked about having multiple notebooks full of loreshit and scheduling pre-debut and in the first few months.

>>80241961
Based 'crat

>>80241804
If you’re so concerned, feel free to email Cover Support about the dangers of ERV having too many karaoke streams so they can do something about it.

>>80241926
Oui?

>>80241934
Lap sure is one weird ass lesbian.

meet n fuck kingdom, erb!

I hope my Ina's eating sweet stuffs today

>>80241974
I'm gonna lick this beetle

What do you do in this situation?