/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

huhaha

Gurass

Gura is my wife and I love her so much

S L U T

Gura is my wife and she loves me so much

>>80127931
>>80128045
My posts
>>80128034
Also my post

>>80128034

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

not gonna love
I READ GURA!!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120312499

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>80128371
okay but why though?

Gura hot Gura hot!

what have you read?

>>80128520
https://litter.catbox.moe/wet7p8.png

>>80128591
read?

>>80128622
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... You're genuinely fucked in the head if you're attracted to that.

>>80128622
thx for the peak

>>80128784
why gay?

>>80128784
Some women are flat chested. There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s the way they were born. My last crush was flat chested. I’d crawl to the moon and back if I could talk to her again…

>>80128784
This is how Gura is built IRL. Why are you body shaming her?

>>80128466
It's what Gura wants.

>>80128919
Me, also naked, on her head.

>>80129095
Yeah and me hiding in her cunny

>>80129227
Sorry, I was here first. You'll have to squeeze in.

>>80129095
I'm chillin in her butt with Irys.

>>80129227
>>80129319
gonna squeeze myself in too. hope you dont mind

Day 9! Give it up for day 9!

>>80129601
fuck off fatfuck you go to the butthole

>>80129601
You couldn’t even squeeze between two aisles at Walmart who are you kiddin!

>>80129601
Sorry buddy, pussy too tight

>>80129773
Actually Walmart aisles are specifically designed for fat people.

>>80129828
Hmm, right. Let me try this again then.

I can't stop scratching my ears

>>80129601
The only thing you’ve been squeezing is the jelly out of donuts you fatfuck!

>>80129895
I can help

>>80129828
what ever happened to mr_lime_2?

>>80129895
how do i stop getting crust around my ears

>>80130084
Does it hurt? Quit picking it at if it does and only scrub it when you’re in the shower.
If it doesn’t hurt, then try to identify the crust’s source. Simply washing your face and ears with a warm washcloth in the morning might be all you need.

My wife is just too cute. T u T

>>80130194
I'm going to vigorously breed your wife, just letting ya know.

>>80130253
Too late she's already pregnant with me.

>>80130253
Heh heh heh. Then I’ll partake in sloppy seconds. After all…that is one of my specialities hahaha!

>>80128958
The build in that image is completely different. She actually has a little meat on the right places making her prime for breeding. The 3D model is a literal child.

Sex with a baseball shark.
https://files.catbox.moe/hbqqxe.png

>>80130732
tits too big and not big enough

>>80130732
Eh, not Gura shaped. Mid. Gimme the loli

>>80131138
That's Gura at 16000 years old

>>80131289
23000 year old gura is better

>>80130732
Who the fuck is that?

How old is this Gura?

>>80131513
That isn't Gura, too tall.

>>80130957
>>80131138
NTA
https://files.catbox.moe/ed03yt.png

>>80131580
that's better

>>80131580
THAT'S my shark wife

>>80131439
Imagine her doing this and you ripping apart her shirt at the breasts. Fuck.

>>80131580
You can't field her! There's no way she won't get struck out with those little noodle arms!

>>80132098
Think fast chucklenuts

SAME-BEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU

>>80132839
*Rapes*

>>80133259
Imagine the pleasure you'd get seeing that happy innocent face turn to a fearful girl in heat after getting dicked raw

>>80133142
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

I hope Gura doesn't stream tomorrow. I'll be busy.

>>80133534

i want to
impregnate shark

I love her. I love my same

>>80134600
don't worry, its a safe bet that you can be busy for the next 3-4 weeks without a worry

Gura can literally do no wrong.

Reminder

Gura is a slutty cunny!

>>80135500
I wish.

Get your gains for Gura

>>80135500

>>80135771
But I've been lifting way before Gura even existed.

>>80135932
This is my favorite kind of picture.

good evening chumbies

shark juice supplies dwindling

>>80137577
It’s morning time

Goob morning retards

>>80135949
You need to be able to lift and bench press twelve goobas, get to lifting

>>80138915
how much does 1 gooba weigh?

Sametori maybe?

>>80138915
That's humanly impossible, Gura really let herself go.

>>80138988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzBOcfVw6W8&t=15s

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>80139472
samen

>>80139472
semen

>>80139648
The smile version is canon.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>80139688
False, Gura doesn't want you to cum on her.

Baguraette honhonhon

Rough ass sex with mane-san. This is how we do it.

My baguette up manager's butt. That is how it's done.

AYO GWOBUS!!!!
I know you're here, please request this to Cover to be your next figure
"1/7 Gawr Gura CUNNY BEACH EP Ver."

>>80127766
SNIFFFFF

Hello chumbuds
Amesametori panel at japan expo on sunday

>>80141855
Also the idea for what they are doing came from Gura as well.

>>80141855
What's japan expo?

>>80141981
Convention in france

>>80141981
Largest Japan cultural expo in the World. Its in France.

>>80140703

>>80142342
La basé

For King and Cunny!

Just a reminder that when Gura is working she retweets stuff. She was in a ghosting period before the ball game, dropped in with one tweet, then ghosted again. Even though its one of the biggest things she's ever done and is blowing up on the internet, she's nowhere to be found. It's not a matter of being humble, just a matter of being disengaged.

Just a reminder that when Gura gets naked and stuff. She is really horny and is ovulating, she drops her panties in one motion, then begged for you to cum on her again. Even though she's gushing and blowing up the floor with her shark juice, there's not a single chumbie dick to be found. It's not a matter of satisfying her, but a matter of procreation.

Go forth chumbies release your goom to her.

https://youtu.be/t8XIHHt5WRE
Does anyone wanna listen to this with me this morning?..I like it on repeat..

>>80141855
Ah fuck, I was tempted to go to Japan Expo but decided against it. Oh well, maybe next time

>>80143966
jeez my wife is so horny all the time now

Sex with a fembud.

>>80143563
Take me out of this /ggg/
I was never a bud
Give me attention and cracker jack
I dont care for gura herself
Let me root, root, root for the antis
If we dont seethe, its a shame
For it’s one, two, three strikes, I'm out.
At this old gura game!

>>80144460
That anon said nothing wrong. She's clearly disengaged with Hololive once again. Actual antis want her to be disengaged from Hololive, so she's already doing what they want by disappearing again.

Yeah, suffering from success. Remember we were here too, always rooting for you. Wish you the best.

>>80145490
Gay and cringe

I really enjoy pickle flavored chips

I hate it when she sings in her child voice why can't she just sing in her normal voice?

It's "Gura shows up at this time" o'clock and she's not even doing twitter stuff. It's ogre for today,

>>80146854
Based

why did she do it brros

>>80148782
She can't help herself

Alright what’s going on in here why are we so slow huh? Better not be any funny business going on…

Gura
Wife

>>80139472
samen

>>80148889
My onaholes...

Gura
Gurandma

>>80129604

>GET UP ON YOUR FEET
Someone ask her if that was intentional

>>80151455
GURA WATCH OUT
WHERE'S YOUR HELMET

>Singing at Dodgers' stadium is disengagement... somehow
lol
>Whining and shittalking from fake fans will change how she engages... somehow
lmao

>>80151054

I bought diet dr pepper chumbies

>>80151573
nta, but It was literally pre-recorded

Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>80152016
I hope not, Earth is a shithole...

>>80151728
stop replying to larping females

>>80153542
ogey, I'm sorry

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

how would one realistically talk to Gura in private?

>>80153542
>>80153751
LARPing? So-so
Female? Nyo

>>80151710
How was it chumbie?

>>80153868
Become an artist, animator, L2D rigger, etc, post your work on her hashtag over the years, get noticed by her for your skills, and work with her to create official Gura content.

>>80153868
Dirty

>>80154001
I didn't mean in a work related way

>>80154098
Oh, then you have no shot. Should get with a fembud instead.

MY wife

>>80153868
Talk? If she's talking then you're not fucking her right. I'd sexually bully her so hard that all she could do is pant and moan T u T

>>80154690

>>80155096
I hate you. Let me mess Gura up in peace.

>>80155422
Nyo.

I need my goob

Are you a chumbabooey?

Nyo, stop calling me that. I'm telling mommy!

I really wish she could have lasted at least one more month and dodged the allegations that she just did it for the birthday

I want pizza

>>80155705
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I want to see my mommy again...

>>80156244
I can cooka da pizza

>>80156180
You kinda sound like a fag, dude.

>>80156963
Ina gets to eat this out every night.

>>80157016
Yeah whatever man, forgive me for wanting more

Don't give it attention. Starve it.

Wife

>>80157278
where?

>>80157108
yeah, sucks, but if you expected better you're retarded
>>80157207
I only replied to him to be petty to you specifically

>>80153970
Its very tasty. I got the cream soda version

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

I will fill Gura's secret hole.

>>80158312
I'm first, get in line!

>>80154098
retard!

>>80157624
No. Fans should keep expecting better and be disappointed she decided to do this again.

>>80159139
that's you

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

Gura is a FARM shark!

>>80160219
Akshually, she's a fart shark!

I need a garden update.

>>80157954

Man I Love Gura

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Would you..?

>>80162431
ye, but can furry Gura have offspring with humans?

>>80162431
Ye

>>80162677
yes, that's how kemonomimi are born

>>80162852
excellent

>>80155705
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY AND I MISS HER A LOT!!!! WAHHH!!!!!!!

>>80166305
hewwo

>>80162431
Rape

Welcome, welcome to city 17.

>>80129773
that's disgusting on walmart's part then, they should make their aisles twice as wide for inclusivity

Gura's tummy says it's going to go eat some snails at Japan expo.

>>80169738
the snails at japan expo can phase through screens? wow...

Quiet day.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>80170552
The future is now old man!

>>80170582
ye

Chumbies, I humbly request wishes of goob luck please…
I have an interview tomorrow that I haven’t prepared for at all. Can you guys please lend me your strength and courage?

>>80170829
>*Li touchí*

>>80171158
Goob luck, bud

>>80128622

>>80171158
only for 10hours chumbie, i need it for myself later, but i bid thee good luck nonetheless

>>80171158
Goob luck chumbie. I hate interviews

>>80171158
Goob luck, bud. I'm sure it'll work out.

>>80171158
May God grant you goob fortune, brother

>>80171158
BAD LUCK! BAD LUCK! CURSE! CURSE! OMEN! OMEN!

>>80172044
Stop it you big bully!

>>80172044
Counterspell:
Same-BEEEEEEEEAMU

I had a dream that I missed Gura joining in during an open VC stream.

>>80172740
There there little chumbie. Fret not. Twas only a dream.

>>80141855
https://x.com/elmi_hikaribi/status/1809942545507479891
Japan Expo Paris

>>80171853
Fuck I'm horny now :[

Licking toes and fucking hoes

>>80174254

Im still eating leftover burgers from the holiday

>>80173453
I hate cons so much, they make me incredibly envious

>>80173453
So Gura both immediately agreed to Kiara as usual AND came up with the idea, all for something that won't be streamed? She HATES us.

>>80168064

>>80175014
Someone should bring this up to Gura when she gets back. Would love to hear her excuses about why she's too busy to talk to us, but can do shit like this at the drop of the hat.

She is running an experiment to see how poorly she can treat her fans before they leave. There is no explanation on how she can create a watchalong list and then never do another watchalong again.

>>80175400
Like hell I will. I'm going to scream in joy and say I missed her.

>>80174859
Leftover borgars from july 4th? They must be pretty soggy by now

baito

>>80175635
Well she sure as hell doesn't miss us seeing how she's blatantly avoiding us.

>>80175669
No, facts only. The bait will show up in a few minutes.

>>80173453
Neat

>>80175570
No one cares about watchalongs. Just focus on the legitimate grievance which is her disappearing constantly.

>>80175400
>implying she would actually give an answer and not just ignore it
ngmi...

>>80175712
Stop shitposting. Its getting boring.

>>80175573
Gura after drinking a glass of oatmilk

>>80175669
She isn't spending time with us while having enough time to plan this expo panel. Where's the bait? Can you refute any of it?

>>80175793
I care about watchalongs. Fake fan.

>>80175354
she ate the sugar free gummies that empty your bowels?

>>80175931
Sounds like hololive work. Try to refute she's doing anything else, streetshitter.

>>80175837
Better than not bothering to say anything. You're logic trying to justify never doing anything is stupid.

gura should have used her jouzu nihongo to hit on ohtani-sama while on the jumbotron

Is Gura a fembud?

>>80154158
why not? I don't want anyone else, that's not how feelings work unfortunately, I wish I could choose who to like, then everything would be so much easier.

>>80176032
Ah yes this "hololive work" that somehow didn't impede her agreeing to do a panel with Kiara at the drop of a hat, but only prevents her from talking to is specifically.

>>80176071
No.

>>80176071
I can't believe she did this.

>>80176090
I'm sure you'll find a fembud who'll click with you.

>>80176175
*talking to us specifically

>>80176175
Are you so stupid that you are literally saying the hololive panel doesn't count as hololive work? Never-ending the myriad of things she's working on off stream. I'm not arguing with you anymore. I feel like I'll just get dumber.

>Goalposts shifted from "no streams is fine so long as she communicates"
>To "actual events being communicated isn't enough, ONLY streams matter"
>Muh "prerecorded" and "she won't talk about it" cope just ignore her talking about loli-kami extensively for the birthday stream
>"Disappearing" after her birthday angle... even though she hasn't disappeared
As a "we're back" chad, it feels good to be vindicated and proven right. That doesn't make the blatant denial of reality any less pathetic and loathsome, though
It's almost as if these people have no choice but to lie and grasp for straws, because they don't have a genuine bone in their bodies. They aren't fans

I made tea for the first time in a while. It's good. I like tea.

>>80176564
ooo
im gonna make some too

i see we have entered the usual time loop

>>80176475
>even though she hasn't disappeared
>Last stream 10 days ago
>Has barely said anything since
You sure about that?

No fighting.

>>80176775
Don't worry chumbie.
I'm hiding the bait

>>80176049
Except it isn't. Your "logic" is that doing something counterproductive is better than doing nothing, which is completely asinine and blatantly wrong. If someone has a fractured arm and you don't know how to fix it, should you twist the bone until it snaps and make the injury that much worse because "'doing something' always le good, because... just because okay!"?

>>80176473
Plenty of Holos do off-stream work (arguably more than Gura) yet they still stream regularly and communicate with their fanbase. This is not a legitimate excuse.

It takes Gura 10x the effort to do the same thing as others.

>>80176775
I ain't even responding anymore so you're good.

>>80176705
>Proving me right about shifting the goalposts to ignoring everything except streams
>Dodgers stadium le "doesn't count" cope
Yeah pretty sure

>>80176989
Her fans know that, threadshitters and newbuds don't

>>80176851
It's needs to be made clear to her that this kind of behavior is wrong. Not calling her out on these example of bad behavior just let's her forget about it and do it again think while thinking it's alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

>>80176911
You've obsessed over this platitude for so long despite never once showing how it is relevant. Other Holos are able to communicate while doing work - so what? What bearing does that have, at all, on one who is not? That's not an excuse, it is a fact and a refutation that you find inconvenient. You can cry and spam aaaaaall the buzzwords you like, and you STILL won't have any legitimate excuse to cry, because this immutable factual reality STILL won't go away

>>80176989
Her fans didn't ask for a panel yet she's going out of her way to do plan it. She's deliberately spending her time away from us and focusing on other things.

>>80177575
Are you a fembud?

I wanna be Gura's mommywife and change her diapers

>>80177541
Are you a fembud?

>>80177424
>It needs to be made clear to her
I'm going to use your own words against you. You yourselves have admitted that she's acknowledged that she needs to stream and communicate more - therefore, why would there be any need to "clarify" that which is apparently already clear?
There isn't. You want to whine and cry for it's own sake and to satisfy your own emotional and mental instability, and nothing more.

>>80177575
It's not a panel. This retard can't even figure out what he's arguing about.

>>80177741
Nyo

>>80177936
Ok. How about now?

>>80177841
It's this instance of her avoiding her fans for over a week while planning an Expo with Kiara that needs to be made clear to her is wrong.

>>80178202
Nice backpedal + pivot + concession combo maneuver
I'm bored of your mental gymnastics now, everyone have some cunny

>internet is abuzz with Gura's dodgers thing
>she's utterly disengaged and not looking at ANY of it, or she'd at least do an RT or something
swell. at least Pekora and Suzie seem to give even less of a shit

>>80178143
As cute as that Goob is, it did not magically transform me into a fembud

>>80178202
Also just because she acknowledged her lack of streams and communication doesn't mean people should stop pestering her about it especially she hasn't been doing anything to actually fix it.

>>80178658
>Suzie

>>80178686
Drat. One of these days I will find a fembud…I swear it.

>>80178803
Why didn't you go to the Dodgers game? There were fembuds there. Breaking Dimensions is also coming up soon, there will be fembuds there as well.

>>80178658
Nooo, but we're supposed to care so much about these events even though Gura herself doesn't give a single shit about them.

>>80178875
I’m too shy tho

>>80177846
it's not?

>>80179061
It's one of those booth things where they have stuff playing. Like the SNOT one from that one con that nobody even remembers anymore.

>>80178717
They should have stopped pestering her from the beginning, as you yourself have just proven you agree with through your own use of negative language that demonstrates the behavior's flaws: "pestering"
She has started to be more active, appear more, do more events when previously we would have months-long periods without content or knowing where she is. That proves she's getting better, and is why you've had to shift the goalposts; the proof is in the pudding

>>80179037
Get used to putting yourself in uncomfortable positions gradually. Perhaps you should start with looking for fembuds online when EDF 6 releases globally.

>>80178658
Numberfag...

>>80179150
She's been so active this last week, huh? She couldn't even drop us a heads up that she'd be disappearing. Again.

Fembuds only want Gura

>>80176564
Tea makes me pp a lot

>>80179356
That's not true, I've seen fembuds with chumbuds.

>>80179275
Will there be any fembuds playing EDF 6 online when the global version releases?

>>80179428
that's why it's so hot when Gura drinks it and coffee. and she knows it too she knows we want that liquid gold

>>80179295
>More shifted goalposts

>>80179150
You're just gonna get stuck in a circular argument with him. Its futile to try and reason with them.

>>80179132
oh ok, now I feel a lot less envious

>>80179429
Unloyal sluts..

>>80179150
No. They should keep doing it. Pestering is not an inherently bad thing. She needs to be constantly reminded that this behavior is wrong until she stops doing it.
>She has started to be more active
She's been practically radio silent for 10 days. She is completely disengaged once again. She falling back into her bad habits. We need to push her to do better.

>>80179559
There's a really high chance it'll get recorded so I wouldn't worry about it. Kiara even said HEY HEY YOU CAN TAKE VIDEOS YOU KNOW

>>80179150
now I want pudding...

>>80179523
Sorry chumbie, I was bored

>>80179523
What's there to reason about? Gura has fucked up, knows she's fucked up, refuses to do anything about it, and is getting off on frustrating her fans. We've known this for ages. Listen to her mock this guy just asking if she'll finish DMC.

i wonder if goob broke some sort of record for dodgers merch

>>80179873
This is NOT the proper way for a lady to sit, Gura.

>>80179962
Gura isn't a lady though, she's a real boy.

>>80179749
Fuck DMC. Stop trying to hijack legitimate grievances with her constant disappearances because you're still assblasted she doesn't want to play your shitty game.

>>80179873
perfect for diapering her..

Is the fembud still here? I'm horny and need her to give me another cunny art to goom to

>>80179749
Based, the guy obsessively pulled retarded fanfictions out of his ass to get defensive over a video game and got his shit shoved in, just as he deserved
The same should be done to you faggots - humiliated and rebuked over and over until you stop shifting the goalposts and selectively ignoring and dancing around facts, appearances, and events you don't like

>>80180079
Your prayers were answered >>80180097
Unless you meant bag fembud, in which case I haven't heard from her but hope she is doing well

>>80179749
hear me out kill yourself

Gura is my wife all other fembuds can stay away

>>80179150
>She has started to be more active, appear more, do more events when previously we would have months-long periods without content or knowing where she is.
Anonchama? You are in a ghosting right now. You have no idea how long it will last.

>>80180435
Gura is the kind of girl who wishes to see chumbuds receive full self-actualization in their masculinity by conquering as many women as possible and taking them all as their concubines
Chumbuds are kings and alphamales, we deserve to take all the fembud pussy we so desire as Gura cheers us on and whispers teasing encouragement, flattery, praise and affirmation of our domination and ownership of other females into our ears

>>80180233
I did mean bag fembud but since you're here can you provide me with your finest cunny art so I can goom

>>80180497
>Ghosting without the ghosting
What a strange time to be alive

>>80181083
Will this suffice anon

>>80181345
This will work. Thanks!

>>80181233
>if I don't promise anything, it isn't ghosting
This is how Gura really thinks.

>>80181763
No, she's not ghosting irrespective of any promises. Why necro this timeloop here of all places?

>>80181825
She should say deadlines before every time she wants to take a break, apparently it works until further notice no matter how few details she gives.