/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Runie
She a cutie

High on that Jelly ZAZA rn

Jelly is...

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>>80068988
100% normal.

[Lumi news] She wants Panko to cry in Elden Ring

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Hills Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

>>80068988
my wife.

I'm surprised Lumi didn't make up an excuse to avoid streaming so she could go to AX like shiina is doing

Im starting to think that baking is gay. You are mixing fluids and white stuff, then work this mix with your hands, put it in the oven. Then you shove long, hard object (bun) into your mouth. That's mega gay.

>>80068988
Lumi's wife.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>80069132
Why would Lumi ever go to AX?

>>80068988

>>80069186
The same reasons she went to offkai

Which Phase girl would be most likely to have sex with a woman cosplaying them?

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>80069233
She didn't go to offkai itself, just the phase meetup

>>80069233
So not at all?

>>80068988
Hungry.

Divegrass new : First match is approching halftime, we are up vs /lia/ in 20-25 minutes

da wose will phase in!

>>80069253
You already know the answer to that question just say you want porn of it

>>80069132
Don't worry, she'll do it for Vexpo instead.

>>80069253

>>80069332
Idk there are a few candidates but I'm not sure which would be the most eager

Did Remilia cancel her anime stream?

>>80069289
>>80069292
>2 months later and gumis are still in total denial mode
fucking lmao

>>80069386
>2 months later and anon's still coping he got BTFO
sad

>>80069335
Why would Lumi willingly go to the UK, let alone the most dangerous part of it for women?

>>80069315
Time to get ready.

>>80069426
Because Daddy Smug is waiting for her.

>>80069426
The same reason she went to san Francisco which is an even bigger shithole

>>80069494
But none of the phase girls are going to vexpo , they all hate the British

>>80069419
Why are you so adverse to the thought of Lumi having fun at a convention?

why is Yuu still live

>>80069536
>tumblr girls hate the british
All of them have whacked off to british dudes more than any other thing

>Lumi cuckposting has already begun
grim

Pippa should post the side profile of her chest

>>80069605
Pippa is Tumblr and she hates the British

>>80069555
Why are you so desperate to shit up this general every day? Were you raised by a single mother?

>>80069253
You just posted her

Heed my words! In 2 more weeks Lumi will be exposed! She will have a career ending yab, all her old Discord logs will be leaked, and she will be forced to graduate!

>>80069315

>>80069646
Pippa would love how diverse Birmingham is

>>80069639
That would just be a vertical line.

>>80069661
*BANG BANG*
CAM ON PHASE CONNECT
*BANG BANG*
SCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS

>>80069605
I'm British!
I'm so In!

>>80069651
How is saying Lumi went to a con shitting up the thread?

>Hinas already sweating
Lordy.

I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face.You've spun your last web, Kaneko Lumi. Now you've really pissed me off.

Instead of a cat Lumi should get herself a nice big Mastiff and raise him to be her lover while documenting her journey on Discord.

Pipkiss

>>80069749
How is projecting your cuckold fantasies by spamming not shitting up the thread?

>>80069760
she doesn't even know your name

>>80069379
Tummy hort, likely food poisoning

>>80069791
>while documenting her journey on Discord
This is so weirdly specific that I am
curious

>>80069808
I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create

Phasers are the best livers.

This loli looks like a cross between Jerry and Yuri, she should phase in

WE ARE PLAYING NOW

Lumi is having a good day today, lots of good energy

Hoodwinked was 2005, 19 years ago

Bros... It's time.

Divegrass news: Brother's war is now live.

>Divegrass starting
>thread completely dead
Fucking GRIM

>>80069798
Who mentioned anything about cucking? All I said was that she went to offkai

I think Nasa is cute

where's the divegrass stream

>>80070170
I don't know what that is

someone link divegrass, I don't want to go looking

>>80070170
Give it time.

SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE

>>80069658
You shouldn't make pictures like this using the daily lumi

>>80070248

>>80070248

>>80070248

cytube /r/vtleague

>>80070248

>>80070205
>>80070224
look here:
>>80064526

>>80070174
Why are you trying to play ignorant to your own threadshitting?

>>80070248
RUUUUUUUU

>>80070248

>>80070248

>>80070248

Is it so hard to link
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/

post the divegrass link

>>80070248

>>80070248

>>80070400
Is it so hard to search it in the log?

Either way, we'll win

>>80070449
yes

>>80070170
Soccer is boring.

>>80070248

>>80070038
She was supposed to have huge tiddies but they nerfed her...

>>80070449
if you gatekeep this stuff with snobbery eventually no one new will watch and it will die out

>>80070248

>>80070248

whoever loses, someone's getting raped

>>80070348
Why do you associate her going to a con with her getting fucked?

The last brother wars was the best match this general has fought

Phaser most likely to join a terrorist organisation?

>>80070248

>>80070248

We can't lose to some faggots
come on /pcg/

>>80070598
Why are you trying to pretend that's not what you've been spamming this thread with for over half a year?

>>80070597
I'm not having sex with a liker, in either direction

>>80070563
Femanon reminder (verification not required)

Kill splitniggers. Behead splitniggers. Roundhouse kick splitniggers Traitors into the concrete. Slam dunk a splitnigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy splitniggers. Defecate in a splitnigger food. Launch splitniggers into the sun. Stir fry splitniggers in a wok. Toss splitniggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a splitnigger bonus check. Judo throw splitniggers into an Mirror Bay Farm. Twist splitniggers heads off. Report splitniggers to the IRS. Karate chop splitniggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant splitniggers Women. Trap splitniggers in Oshur quicksand. Crush splitniggers Vanguards in the trash compactor. Liquefy splitniggers in a vat of acid. Eat splitniggers. Dissect splitniggers. Exterminate splitniggers in the gas chamber. Stomp splitniggers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate splitniggers in the oven. Lobotomize splitniggers. Mandatory abortions for splitniggers. Grind splitniggers fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown splitniggers Traitors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize splitniggers Scum with a ray gun. Kick old splitniggers Scientists down the stairs. Feed splitniggers to alligators. Slice splitniggers children with a katana.

I THINK CLARA SUCKS

>>80070683

Hey, that's me with the funny hat

>>80070649
I have? That's news to me.

>>80070716
FAT

but they're our brothers

>>80070757
Die.

>>80070757
So fuck them.

>>80070556
Yoink

>>80070716
Me on the right

>>80070248

>>80070743
Who do you think you're fooling?

>>80070757
splitters are heretics, not brothers

IT'S SO OVER

>>80070248

...

Grim

liker betrayed us

Rigged

>not even 30s

>>80070835
Why can't you just answer a question rather than being a schizo who only thinks about lumi taking dick?

>>80070833
What the fish, how'd you get this video of me.
But also Yoink

Our team is cursed

Lia and Likers SUCK

>>80070908
Why do you insist on shitting up this thread every day?

>>80070757
All the more reason

>>80070932
That one wasn't your fault

Twain not again...

I LOVE lia so fucking much bros

It's over...

man.

>>80070958
Highlight were I have shat up the thread gumi

divegrass is the only time i watch more than one stream at a time and i have no idea how some of you faggots manage to regularly do this shit with multiple chuubas

what

>>80071022
Your multitasking improves.

Pes 16 is so fucking shit.

>>80071005
Why are you still trying to pretend that you don't repeat this same routine every day?

>>80070923
You have a license for all the rabbits you're yoinking?

Twain why are you trying to kill beebs?

>>80071099
He wants attention, stop engaging with the mentally ill.

/lia/ is being managed by a femanon?

based twain making beebs work

>>80070958
He’s talking to a thread shitter. Is that your post?

Twain, what the fuck am I watching?

>>80071155
>The gay liacon posters were femanons all along

>>80071155
It's being managed by Lia!

Confess /pcg/

>>80071155
Yeah, we knew that forever ago.

>>80070833
PET RABBIT HATE

>>80071222
I don't like real football, but love /vt/ divegrass

>>80071099
I asked a question you're the one dox baiting by claiming she got fucked when she went on her trip

Is twain even still our manager? I thought assistant-kun took over and is just doing whatever.

>>80071271
Why are you still trying to pretend that you aren't cuckposting every time you do this?

>>80071222
I think I'm in love with falling in love. I keep falling for girls and imagining happy scenarios of us together, it even happened with seething femanon after the porn last night.

>>80071222
I failed my t break of nicotine.

>>80071314
Is cuckoldry all you think about. You're literally the only person who mentions it

>>80071222
Forgive me father, for I have sinned by wanting to shoot hot, sticky ropes all over Pippa's feet

Fuck off...

it's so over..................................................

IT'S SO OVER

Pico...

>>80071362
Why are you still trying to pretend that you don't project your cuckold fantasies in this thread every day? What's your agenda?

Pippa just said in the private Phaser Discord server that she wants to stream herself burning Bibles and crucifixes and sacrificing lambs to Moloch.

I'm gonna marry rinmama

>>80071320
>seething femanon after the porn last night.
Seething femanon porn doko?

Why do we keep putting the shortest women as our keeper

>>80071422
BIG NIG NEWS, EVERYONE

The 5d chess formation didn't help.

>>80071416
Again you're the one seemingly obsessed with it

>>80071445
catbox(dot)moe/c/miha2m

>>80071103
Of course, take a look.

>>80071312
No, but we all know it's still Twain's fault.

>>80071222
I actually liked witch from mercury.
I

>>80071487
Why are you getting so upset that people have noticed what you're like?

>>80071222
If you post /here/, you’ve lost the game.

Pippa cancelled stream to go to ax because she's craving for dick, mine. I will fulfill her request and return her to your earliest need.

>>80071508
well shit

>>80071487
>It's not me who's obsessed with cuckshit, it's you
He says after cuckposting about lumi every single day for months.

>>80069253
erina

>>80069703
Pippa really be built like this

https://files.catbox.moe/slzg75.jpg

>>80071536
Wow I can't believe people have noticed that I'm not obsessed with cuckoldry like you are

imagining hina's smell right now

>>80071623
Why are you trying to pretend that you don't spam this thread every day with your cuckold fantasies?

>>80071550
This is true, she's been pent up for almost a year now without it

>>80071490
That’s just AI slop.
I look nothing like this.

Lumi defense force is really showing how shit they are today

>>80071614
SEXOOOO

This shit is painful to watch.

>>80071490
Uoh tot

>>80071490
I am NOT clicking that

What's the actual benefit of having a manager that does stuff?

>flashbang keeper
>blinds herself

>>80071731
It's just a catbox album.

>>80071671
>everyone is the same person
Why do you spam the thread every day to defend the fact you think about lumi getting dicked?

are we cursed? i cant even remember the last time we won

..................................................................................................................................

>>80071703
Step on some legos, fall over and snap your neck.

>>80071772
I lied anyways, 7/10

>>80071773
Why are you getting so upset that people have noticed what you do?

>>80071490
>That pregnant pic

All me

>>80071749
prevents what happened to filian

>>80071749
Just trust the chess formation bro. 2 more weeks.

>>80071222
I lied about my height by adding an extra cm, maybe that lie will become truth

we can still win

>>80071788
You need to put the giant Russian bear in net

>>80070038
>>80070502
What is this from?

>>80069658
>I'll take her eggs
>I, her scalp

>0-3

>>80071550
Pippa isn't a whore

>>80071826
>everyone is the same person

>Pippa cancels stream to hang out with a dumb weed whore and a sea monkey

GRIM

>lumi killing mobs
>thinks shes so op now

>>80071884
We can't

>>80071900
>A Nobody's Way Up to an Exploration Hero
It just aired, on episode 2 atm

>>80071676
Excellent bait, I almost fell for it

>>80071916
Why does it upset you so much? I don't understand.

>>80071222
I can't stop generating these, it's too much fun.
catbox moe/c/1c5d26
catbox moe/c/stxd33
catbox moe/c/miha2m

>Where is Pippa
>Is Pippa at some con
SHE IS PLAYING DIVEGRASS RETARD

Go back to your discord, gumis. nobody is interested in your samefagging.

this micromanaging is embarrassing don't you think

>>80071905
Well starknights, I guess that's it

>>80071697
>That’s just AI slop.
sexy AI slop.

>>80071860
I was the one who requested it

>>80071749
A secretary, a go-between, a lifeline to IRL. Gives you more time to think up content and get proper rest. The whole “keep hydrated” comes from their managers reminding them to protect their voices.
Dizzy may have done a few streams on this.

I'm fuming.

I'm going to vomit

I will kill myself
0-4

embarrassing

>>80071913
lol, LMAO

>>80072004
It’s boring perversion

This has to be rigged

>>80071697
Hi, femanon.

bros why do we fucking suck so bad...

>>80072050
>_2F

I think we need to talk, manager.

I don't have any words for this pitiful display

>>80071969
Why does Lumi going to conventions upset you?

>>80072050
embarrassing

Since it's already over why not start watching Hina's cute celebration karaoke stream

>>80072122
Why are you still so desperate to insist that she went to OffKai after getting BTFO?

How the fuck is Lia stronger than the entirety of Phase Connect.

>>80072027
You sure are.

>>80072091
Are defense is just as shit as the defense forces we get here

These 'offensives' are just embarrassing

>>80071977
Anyone else you're thinking of genning?

deerotic used to score so many goals, what the fuck happened

>>80072178
The attack is the problem this game.

>manager literally left
lmao

>>80072163
Damn you're seething so hard

It's over

>>80071749
>that does stuff
That's the benefit. In Phase whether they do something useful is constantly in flux. Phase managers are basically Schrodinger's Manager; no one knows they're doing any work until they show up to bitch at you for something you did on stream.

>Our manager necked himself when we got down by 4

>>80072205
Yeah, Deerotic is barely pushing, and Da Michi is constantly behind out of position

>>80072217
O TWAIN

>>80072246
Why does it upset you so much?

>tune in
>see lineup
What happened to our team?

>>80071222
I spend more time posting here than streaming for my corp.

>>80072324
Link the channel femanon

>>80071944
Thank you

>>80072324
Saya...

>>80072246
nta, but why are dopes looping the offkai semantics again?
The girls were some miles away at an undisclosed location giving some time to take a peek at Offkai. End of story.

>>80072324
hi saya

>>80071697
>spoiler
yeah, AI femanon is cute

>>80072342
https://www.youtube.com/@sayasairroxs

>Off topic day again.

>>80072400
kek

Lia Liker fucking threw it.

>>80072401
Everyone is talking about divegrass newfag

>>80072383
And will always be fucked by AI-chad, never you.

>>80072459
Their keeper is jesus.

>>80072401
splitnigs are that way, goobai! :D

https://x.com/vtuber_expo/status/1809641023334691079

Just fucking hire nina already

>>80072324
saya...

Is there a reason Hina is doing acapella?

>5
bros...

we got licked...

>>80072324
Your corp hires males to stream to 15 people, it's not a big loss.

>>80072462
I didn’t stutter, actualfag.

I'm embarrassed to be honest

Ok, seriously what went wrong?

This is ridiculous

TWAIN YOU GYPSY FUCK
I WANT A NAKED DOGEZA

>>80072491
30K Celebration

it was never more over than this

I'm firing all of you

>>80072324
Sure thing blue pippa

>>80072541
liker's jobbing against the lia team

>>80072486
>Agency vs indie
>with Nina and Lumi
Do they even have anything useful to share?

>>80072077
Wrong, it's not just perversion. The seething femanon ones point to an inherent loneliness and need for companionship considering there's such a focus on how happy she is having sex with (You). Part of the ongoing joke is (You) can save her

>>80072324
Gura?

Fuck you
*Deflowers your Pippa*

>>80072541
Liker is literally throwing
Outright gave the ball to the keeper instead of shooting when we had clearest opportunity
Legacies are also not performing, and the new players are lacking aggression and speed

...

That went hard. In the wrong direction.

WTF

JELLY DOGEZA NOW!

Jerry...

CHOKED

maybe its time to rebuild the pcg team

>>80072199
I'm not sure which girl I should try next.
Do you have a suggestion?

Just throw in the towel...

>>80072324
Lisa....

>>80072624
>fulltime corpo vtuber with good amount of experience
>parttime indie vtuber with good amount of experience
>both fairly successful

I think so

At least she tried...

>>80072719
There is a criminally low amount of Dizzy and Tenma stuff in general so maybe one of those?

>58% possession
>7 shots on goal
>absolutely nothing to show for it
bros what the fuck

I came here to laugh at you. Twains replacement got beat by a girl

I was going to rapepost Twain for this performance but honestly it's too pathetic for even MY dick

>>80072719
Whoever you like anon, I'd like to see Hina though
Basically Blue Archive Asuna with elf ears

HOW DO YOU END UP WITH A 0-4 WITH THESE STATS?

CAM ON INGERLAND SCOR SUM FAKIN BENULDIES

>>80072719
Michiru maybe? I don't think there's been much high quality AI of her yet.

why do we suck so bad?

>>80072712
I feel like everything should be set to default settings for one match

THERE IS NO PASSION!! THERE IS NO VISION!! THERE IS NO AGGRESSION!! THERE IS NO FUCKING MINDSET IN THIS FOOTBALL CLUB!! NOTHING IS THERE!!

I'm going to sex a femanon at next OffKai, you just watch

>>80072809
Stop trying to cook Jelly you freak just kick her down a flight of stairs.

>>80072871
Most of my technique involves lips tongue and throat.

rigged

>>80072812
Hina's official model already looks like it was AI generated

>>80072939
Proof?

>>80072737
Lumi barely counts as corpo, she's mostly self-managed. She doesn't have any actual corpo experience. Dizzy, Lia or Pippa would be able to share much more.

>>80072816
Possession doesn't mean much. Our team is doing the retarded thing where they pass the ball around a lot without doing anything of value

>>80072896
That's what I said last year and it didn't happen. Ganbatte.

PANKO MANKO!!

>>80072639
She's been deflowered

>>80072719
Ai!

>>80072993
>barely counts as a corpo
she is part of Phase anon

>/lia/ wins
>Potion gets streamed
What?

>>80073013

>>80072639
Pippa stop eating and run on the field you fat slob.

STREAM POTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks

TWAIN FUCK YOU
IMMA WATCH PANKO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wdoxc9GBQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wdoxc9GBQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wdoxc9GBQ4

>>80073055
Always stream potion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks

>>80073055
>he doesn't know

>>80073099
She should eat more

I leave to visit my family for the 4th of July, and when I get back home and get back on /vt/ and /pcg/ I find dramafags bitching about Pippa and Filian, bunch of fags crying about /pcg/ losing in some dumb virtual sport game, likers fucking in the corner, Pankofags not doing their jobs, Architects winning, 3rd worlders shitting up the place again, Pippa not streaming, and my merch still hasn’t shipped. Fuck you all, I wish my 4th of July celebration never ended.

>>80073056
As I said, barely. Only thing she gets from Phase is a brand and merch. The rest is managed her, her mods included.

I am, at the very least, glad that freddy fazbear is dead now

When Pippa said she was insatiable and could eat a horse at times last night I got rock hard, architect bros stay winning

come watch lig play divegrass my friends :)

>>80073334
hmm, nyo

>>80073334
No, I don't think I will.

I want to kiss Panko's tummy

>>80073334

>>80073334
no

>>80073118
i can't watch because i don't want spoilers

>>80073248
She knows exactly what she’s doing.

>>80073334
>lig
Nah I'm good.

>>80073374
What's up with that gun

>>80073334
PASS

>>80073397
Damn right

>>80073334
Lets go /hlgg/.

>>80073118
Finally, we can go back to people seething that she's having too easy of a time.

INGERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND

>>80073381
The bosses are really hard to beat

>>80073229
Xalamon is literary the head mod for Phase, he is absolutely managed by fishman

>>80073435
>>80073248
Did… did soda potbelly and Wonka anon actually get her to gain weight? Is that what she implied last night? When did she mention she eats a lot in the stream?

>>80073222
I think I will play DES (PS3) tonight