/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Your fortune, anon?

I'm gonna sue

shan't update fortunes, only reverse them

chiitoi...

I'm sensing a lot of gay ERP in our future.

don't invoke it

>>80033181
It's not fortune telling if you claim it's going to happen and then do it yourself.

>>80033181
This is bait, you're one of them....

>>80033284
>>80033305
The detectives caught me so I won't be gay for an entire thread.

I wanted to play code vein tonight but steam fucked up my friend group's family share.
Majsoul Friends Room 60478(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60478

>>80034201
3/4

>>80034201
Started

holy fucking shit someone made a room. im not going to join but im glad.

Why do you always post kokos when I'm away...

>get home for work
>sleep
>wake up and go back to work
Such is life

>>80034585
I hate (you)

>>80034603
have you considered becoming a plumber / electrician / hvac technician so you can at least make 6 figures doing almost nothing every day?

>>80034603
from*

>>80034904
I already make almost 6 figures doing nothing every day? But I have to go into a building and sit in a chair until something breaks.

>>80034996
fine then keep your job mr smarty pants

Someone did not want to be 4th again in another video

>>80036469
there's always this game.

I want to be fourth

>>80037282
too bad, it's mine

I see the filename, I'm not clicking it

That was my third dama chiitoi

>>80038041
Retard

>>80038039

why did you deal into that houtei 5 minutes ago?

>>80038707
because I wanted to mix it up, my last 3 dealers were mangan+ tsumos

>>80034201
WJ

>>80034201
WJ, that last hand was hype

>>80034201
GGs, please use the second game

>>80034201
well jonged

>>80038221
You cannot fool me

>>80038802
the other players appreciated you invigorating the field

>>80038863
lol I'll probably end up using both at some point done worry.

I forgot jongers have their own catch phrase

>>80038921

>>80038994
You better start using it here or I'm deporting you!

>>80038994
it's a relic from jigging when we said well jigged

well jigged
well juiced
well jonged

>>80039039
shan't assimilate until you sing off on my citizenship papers

Well Junted

>>80039183
You have to assimilate first then apply for citizenship. not the other way around!

>>80039315
I can't keep up with all the falseflagging and gayposting

>>80039375
fucking weak ass bitch. This thread is slow as shit. You wouldn't last 30 minutes in /pcg/.

>>80039432
I meant it in the sense it's hard to acclimatize to, I know this thread is on life support

>>80039948
you get used to it eventually...

This thread has plenty of anons just no one wants to post rooms or vtubers

>>80040032
anon should stream

>>80040213
Shan’t’nt

>>80040032
I just made a room... I upload videos daily, what else do you want from me!

i'm gonna play rank

>>80040512

>>80040512

>>80039128
well junted

https://youtube.com/live/U_52wR5RjEU?feature=share

Anyone want to jong while staking out the Cygames booth tomorrow?

>>80040881

>>80040903
kek, she did herself no favors.

3 days of no Pippa...

HO-

You can't see titles across servers

>Hatsu nomi
Your junchan reps captain?

>>80043265
>junchan
>honors

>>80043265
junchan is only with terminals if it has honors it's chanta

I fucking hate furry

Someone needs to be Doragon's Pippa for the weekend.

>>80043829
You just volunteered

Good, good

furry blue screened me

furry makes me see red with his luckshitting

>>80044233

Deal in get 3rd get 3rd, lose points

>>80040881
Good stream.

Next time stream a deranker, these rigged episodes are boring

>>80044962
The derankers don't play while I'm online

>>80040881
well jtream'd

>>80045005
Make an alt, integrate in the thread, then start stalking them when they least expect it

>>80045360
actually it's impossible for him to be online at the same time as his tulpas

You're not allowed to die.

>>80046601
then what are the guns for

You can't stop me from dying

gonna summon some birds

>>80046614
Healing bullets
>>80046629
Please?

>>80046629
Live!

I'm going to die last here though

I'm going to die during a friendly so doragon can clip it

>>80046754
Your tsumogiri bot will still get 3rd

>>80046787

Tonight we will archive

>>80047663
what color?

/mjg/ is being gay again

>>80047869
You did it, didn't you?

>>80047886
I didn't I was playing witchspring

Instead of being gay, watch jong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yn_9lSDWCc

>>80048022
sweet, a thread thumbnail

>>80048048
Every OP can't just be my thumbnails...

>>80048022
>not 4th

>>80048323
I told you I'd use it.

So why are we not shilling doragon in the OP again? He uploads nearly daily so putting his most recent video in the news section seems like it would fit.

>>80048453
Sounds like someone's volunteering to bake!

>>80048501
lol no

>>80048518
>Wants to change the OP
>won't bake

>>80048557
ya god damn right

Until someone makes a easily editable template that also pulls in latest streams/videos with a じゃんたま tag on them from approved YouTube accounts using the YouTube API, I won't put any effort into baking

Thread death approaches

This thread will live forever!

yuzu

Yuzu?

some Khubz
https://youtu.be/ni6aQyqSvRI

>>80051083
Trying to build a lab deck right now and shit is fucking stupid, so expensive and I never get shit from the packs. I complained about this in thread a while ago and I have made no real progress since. Thank fuck I haven't spent money on this.

>>80051172
it's waifu + relatively meta so they milked the fuck out of it

Die

I sleep, don't die

I wake, die

stay in a permanent near death state as I keep waking up and falling asleep

now I'm getting mtg indies...

>22 minutes for page 10

>>80056959
What happened now? Did Fillian start selling masturbation videos to cover the money she owes for not reading TOS? Did Nijisanji do another Nijisanji? Pippa?

>>80057284
She is selling merch using her free model without having a license to do so.

>>80057402
They should settle it in mahjong.

>>80057590
this but unironically

/mjg/ anon here, why are jongers so weak?

>>80058768
i have ms

>>80058768
they rely too much on luckshitting

>>80058768
They have been playing for like a year don't bully.

>>80058768
too much watching vtuber

>>80058768
dunno

>>80058845
>>80058835
>they
who are you

I've only been playing since February

>>80058960
Sorry they took me in as one of their own.. you are others to me...

>>80058768
being shit makes it more fun

Why doesn't your famous gooner make /mjg/ friendlies anymore? Too tired of drawing chair shadows?

I was wondering too, I always luckshit in those rooms

>>80059069
I stopped during league because preleague I was making OC, and during league, I don't want to overlap with when games are being played.

>>80059191
You didn't deny being a gooner.

>>80059259
how about you go fuck yourself!

>>80059340
can I borrow your tenga

idk how to jong

>>80059259
Tourist, you gotta pay the sex tax. Please assume the position while anons get ready.

what happened to this thread

>>80059394
>names

>>80059415

>>80059411
mjg anons discovered that, despite being on /vt/, this place is actually just /mjg2/ and started posting openly

maybe I should stick with my original plan and just tell everyone I'm dying after league ends.

>>80059476
they used to come here when they were out of images

>>80059631
this was a really convoluted way to reveal your terminal cancer to everyone

>>80059476
You're rightful /mjg/ clay, you have no right to complain. We demand you cut back on the gay, and post more kokos.

so that's why he drinks so much

>>80059631
:c

He was a /mjg/ boy
She was a /jong/ girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He played mahjong
She did vtuber clips
He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well

>>80059792
You have no claim to this land.

>>80059870

>>80060003
guinea bee needs to lay off the pills

HAND HOLDING with MIKOANON

>>80060821
delete this!

God damn yuzu in the roof punched out my light fixture.

>>80058845
out of curiosity was anyone here around /mjg/ ~a year after MJS came out? are we actually just retarded and should be better than we are at this point?

you shouldn't let yuzus in your roof

>>80061796
I keep trying to keep them out, I found out where it was getting in and boarded it up but it found a new way in.

>>80061833
you fell for the trap

I hope you guys are ready for AI (Normal) to make their league debut

>>80062359
please don't make me get out of bed to play, I saw that someone signed up last night

>>80062359
isn't AI (NormalI) a >name

>>80062472
can you be up in 9 hours?

>>80062472
One of my sign ups said "pls no" in it.

>>80062529
I can, put me in. I'm not on your team though

>>80062359
That's cheating AI (Normal) is better than most of /mjg/.

>>80062529
yeah, I expected to have to play at least one of the sessions today

Can someone with a pass take a screenshot of what the general looks to him?

>>80063677
what

>>80063677

Fuck

>>80063707
>>80063795
Apparently some anons have bought 4chan passes, and that shows them our IDs.
I've been a huge schizoposter and I've been wondering if my samefagging was completely and blatantly obvious to passfags.
Also can you see IDs in the archive?

>>80063677
good post

no...my tulpas...

>>80063831
Sorry to be the one to tell you, but it's over for you.

>>80063831
If my samefagging has been exposed I will be greatly ashamed and embarassed

>>80063813
go sign up for a US game

No.. I'm supposed to be undercover...

one of the yuzus on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/furitenman

>>80063831
who told you this misinformation

one of the yuzus is getting fourth on the telly

>>80064691
I've been reading about it both on /mjg/ and here.
I'm wondering if it's true or just a mindgame.

if I wasn't lazy I'd add flags to all the posts and take a screenshot

how do I get my wife to play literally anything

>>80064963
>make a lot of money
>use lot of money to bride wife
>wife might fall for your money and you and play with your dick

>>80064773
nice psyop, i'm not buying the pass

>>80064963
>shorts spam
it's unironically over, you might get a single sanma stream this month if you're lucky

grats

>>80064963
it's so over...

junchan is worse than chiitoi

>>80066987

>>80063831
>someone told
The fuck is wrong with them.

>>80066987
junchan is like my wife
cute and not real
but i will lust after regardless

>>80067215
it's funny because no one is going to bother to remove the watermark to screenshot it so retards will just look like schizos

>>80066987
junchan is sovl, chanta is a meme.

Imagine paying for 4chan.

>>80068028
how do I turn on the icon

>>80068075
Type since4pass into options.

test

>>80068311
Huh. Mine didn't work here either >>80068292

>>80068518
it worked for me

Test?

>>80068577
all of your posts have the icon for me

>>80068551
>I had to refresh the page for some reason
Odd.

>he didn't buy 4chan platinum

>>80068636
Weird. It wouldn't show at first. Might be a quick because I'm on mobile right now.

good games jongers, captain don't watch the vod

>>80069290
I watched it live

>>80069290
he was watching live, he's currently drinking himself to sleep so he doesn't have to watch the next set

>>80069290
Was it that bad?

>>80069290
no one even noticed my nagashi
and i'm too drunk to even consider what i did wrong, but i stand by the fact that i did nothing wrong

>>80069433
the whole table was retarded

played perfectly, just unlucky

>>80069505
you play wildly imperfectly, but you get lucky enough for it to not matter most of the time.

>>80069442
>last place
>not riichi
yeah sure

>>80069863
fuck you

>>80070017
DIE

>jobbed in EUX
>about to job in the divegrass brother war
>going to job in EU and US later
Today isn't a good day

>>80070358
To really live you have to suffer.

the khubie is streaming Doom today (jonging tomorrow)
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>80069863
Looking at logs and the riichi that I did do in last place was retarded.

It's time for anon's business trip to end so I'm not the one bumping here all the time.

>>80075238

>>80075238
Just play your role, bump slut.

Wow, steve! Your sword is so cool! Show us your sword again!

>>80078086
It's called Caladbolg.
It's the best.

>>80078383
Now bark.

Would you rather have an infinite can of beans or a Caladbolg?

>>80079143
I'm not into your kinky plays, sorry

>>80079451
What kind of plays are you into, friend?

>>80079154
always take the bacon

>>80082514
bekon bekon.

Isn't that sword fucking broken?

I'm out of energy and bumps for today. Keep up the the work, my jongas.

You're gonna be waiting for a bit for a non-jong bump, so don't die.

Don't die

Waiting on uploads sucks

>>80092072
How big is the file?

>>80093498
3gb

Not jong, but bump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y9UcsQKksM

shan't strive until you can avoid the habbo hotel lobby

>>80096060
Quick match is a thing.

My stonks...

>>80096656
Quick match still uses the lobby system, you just can't see it

Ron nya

Sore ron de

shan't bump during league

We've finally completely ran out of steam. I'm sending in AI (normal)

>>80103206
why is xenia goon colored

Haven’t you anons been playing league for like a month?? How long until it ends??

>>80103337
2 more weeks.
Monday will be the end of the regular season before semis and finals.

>>80103337
we have this session, AUS session in 10 hours, and session tomorrow in 18 and that's it. We aren't qualifying.

why are you guys -600 now

>>80103497
We're aiming to snipe that worst team title

why is he using momo

Its fucking over

why didn't you use momo in my game

>>80105297
because I wasn't going to lose in your game, why would I use momo

>>80105905
why not

alright captain this is your chance to be last on your team, go negative

who is playing on jongstalkers account right now?

>>80107328
me

>pure straight
I don't know about that

thread death approaches

good league session

I'll give you a stream if you don't die...
https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

https://www.twitch.tv/demonsmaster
Does this count as a vtuber?

>>80113439

>>80113428
>he actually linked it
He doesn't hate us, but he still hates me because I'm about to leave

>>80113439
I don't see why he wouldn't

>>80113439
>WRC
>amogus
Yeah, I'd rather watch local 1 view

I'm going to stream one of these days but I won't tell you and you won't find it

>>80113888
You keep saying that and I'm going to accuse a random innocent streamer again

>>80113965
wait for me to start my ranked grind before you do

>>80114114
Start your ranked grind already so I don't have to keep checking twitch

>>80115516
Sorry I'll be too busy at Evo, wait until August

>>80118230
frank won

>>80118279
no he didnt because when i posted this i thought "i have no idea who these ladies are but mahjong"

Another RC ROOm when?

now

I rolled Yui m1 looper, now we can have an autism table

>>80118783
>>>/vg/485018653

>>80118783
That's only 2 Yui autists, you're still 2 short for an autism table

>>80119077

>>80119077
Your other teammate has Yui also, the one that plays meido

if we count everyone who has such and such character as being known for that character, I'd be known as a furry.

>>80119253
We already have a furry

>>80119194
is he even a /jong/er? I thought that was an innocent /mjg/ anon who got drafted

>>80119363
The first time I played against him was a room in here

>>80118783
roger

I had a moment and bought another water bottle and almost died of heat exhaustion jong! With anons!

Majsoul Friends Room 44028(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44028

>>80119505
The Jellyjonger

>>485020582
+1 autism

>>80119587
anon... your cross board linking reps...

Noooo I'm at work

>>80119505
No one said started...

AAAAAAAAA

>>80119817

four hidden triplets, please help me anons...

im a sore loser and a menhera you can't do this to me, anon...

new character flow too strong

>>80120811

>>80119505
WJ

well jonged

>>80119505
WJ sorry for the rigging

>>80119611
I may be autistic but I'm still retarded

>>80119505
well jonged, I should've just taken the 4th place acceptance ron instead of hoping for the tsumo

Wait the thread is dying and the oven is out of order, goodbye /jong/

Its over for us...

goodbye /jong/ i wuv you <3

>>80121530
thanks yagooey. You're my fourth favorite autist (in mahjong soul)

I'll bake... but only this time. because i'm kinda dumb and this is too much responsibility for me

>>80121591
my hero

He's gonna bake!

First and last bake! With anons!

>>80121680

Now that the thread is dead no one will know I'm close to having a menhera meltdown

>>80121774
Jellyjonger...

>>80121774
Xapy...

>>80121774
I've only had one day off a week from work for the last 6 weeks

>>80121774
get yourself some of this the uncensored version is hash banned

>>80121897
>the uncensored version is hash banned
actually grim

>>80121774
take it ez jerry

Anyways I would impregnate yuzu. That shit has to be mad fucking tight. A bitch that crazy has to have grip to balance it all out.

>>80122437