/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I didn't get merch:(

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME

my wife

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>80023266
samen

https://x.com/MA50N7/status/1809437344535310469

Are there any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium?

>>80021836
I guess I'm lucky. I got a powerful green laser pointer from a friend that visited China as a gift. That thing has a kaleidoscope like setting that lights up the whole night sky if there's clouds around.

>>80023266
I really like this one

I want to make Gura's bottom fall out

>>80023604
yes

I'm happy they didn't get Pekora and Suisei to sing it but at the same time I think Gura would have preferred it if they did. Oh well.

Hey they're tied again!

>>80023235
I am glad they like my daughterwife. Or at least didn't despise her.

People loved gura singing. Kino

Is there gonna be more Gura, or can I turn it off? Was there even a point watching in the first place when everything has been on twitter?

>>80023780
yeah probably, but luckily it's pre-recorded so it's not as stressful as doing it live.

I'm so proud of my little dork singing at a baseball game!

>>80023235
She's way too cute.

I'm so proud that Gura is my oshi.
Never one regretted my decision.

>>80023648
I'm glad you like it chumbie!

>>80023511
>that guy booing

I'm really upset that it's pre-recorded.
Also, it'd have been nice to showcase some of Suisei's singing in Japanese.

>>80023235
I wonder what's papa shark status right now, dunno what team he likes but gura being part of a collab with MLB should have been quite the news for him.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>80023266

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>80024103
>decision
not how it works bub

>>80024151
are you dumb, why would it be live

Just for today. I won't bully or ryona this shark T u T
Proud of the gobstopper.

>>80024115
Nijisister irl...

>>80024103
Isn't it great? Man, this brain sometimes does an amazing job.

>>80024115
Luckily he quickly shut the fuck up when he noticed most people were singing along.

Are you a bumba choobie?

>>80024262
Because it would have let Gura play off the crowd, retard.

>>80024115
Who boo'd? I'll kill him!

F

im brewers, but please, let doyers have this night!

so fucking proud of her. im fuckign rn

>>80024520
lol pwn'd

>>80024520
RIP

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>80024520
It's true, this guy got ripped off. Give him his money back Dodgers.

So if she's not in Japan and it's not even live, then where the fuck is she and why hasn't she been streaming for a week?

>>80024520
they keep underestimating demand

That was so awesome. With this and the EN collab big W tonight for sure.

>>80024656
ye

>>80024520
>only an hour before the first pitch
your fault nigga

>>80024656
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I heard my mommy sing!

>>80023644
Don’t point it at aircraft and you’ll be fine. I forget why but it’s pretty easy for them to triangulate your position and charge your

>>80024520
Damn. That sucks. Didn't even get to watch the game. At least he has an interesting story.

>>80024492
If its a lone giants fan, the dodger fans will do it for you.

>>80024656
Yes I am mister

>>80024782
lol no, did you see the size of the merch hut? they should have doubled the size AT LEAST

>>80024720
I helped her "relax"

>>80024814
Uh oh, they got anon

>>80024814
ANON LOVE

>>80024720
Recordings, gardening, watching netflix, watching fauna, monster hunter. A lot of things she's told us she does.

>>80024814
>it’s pretty easy for them to triangulate your position and charge your
Your what? Did Candlejack get yo

>>80024520
>stands in line for 3 hours
>starts 1 hour before game starts

Should have gotten there earlier

>>80024953
Did you finger my cute sharkwife

I think my dog is a Dodgers fan…

>>80025120
you know it bro

oh, its ohtani's birthday

>>80025260
Well freakin cut it out

>>80024720
Even if the "Lives" and appearances are technically pre-recorded, they don't typically stream something else at the same time, it's like part of the kayfabe.

>>80024520
>Wtf did I pay for
you paid for...the game? that you refused to watch

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1809440916782096438

>>80025104
She didn't say she was doing any of that. You just made it the fuck up.
She said she did those things in the past. That doesn't mean she's been doing those things this last week.

>>80025104
So not an actual legitimate reason not to stream. Yeah, she really cares about us and wants to spend time with us.

>>80024489
they don't have time

>>80024520
This is why I don’t do public events. It always ends in a tragedy.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>80025406
Cool. Still could've streamed the past week. No excuses there.

>>80025375
Grim...

>>80025482
You really love looping, don't you?

>Holonight blessed with a 5-5 doyers-drunks game in the bottom 8th with bases loaded and a freeman rbi single

shrimpbros...

>before
>it's obviously going to be live, retard
>after
>it was obviously going to be prerecorded, retard
can one of you numberfags who refuses to leave start keeping a tally for this argument, I think I've seen it more than a few times

>>80025551

Gura has been having sex with me the whole week, sorry. I'll let her off her leash soon.

>>80025482
In the off chance you're not a shitposter, do you think being a broken record in /ggg/ is going to make her stream?

>>80025376
nyooo~

Gura kicked ass. So proud of her. Plus she didn't have the 2 jap girls singing with her with their broken engrishu.

>>80025536
Yeah, in a way I'm actually glad I couldn't go. If I went and that happened to me I'd be beyond pissed.

>>80025714
Okay

>>80025466
wow the quality from the official account is ass...

DOYERS LEAD!

>>80025681
Yeah, it does seem to go back and forth like that. Kinda funny.

>>80025681
Anyone who thought it would be live doesnt understand how hard that would be. They didnt get much time, even if all 3 of them were somewhere in LA or the stadium itself doing the stream it would be hard to do. Just not worth it

>Doyers
Anime comeback is real

>>80025375
Is Ohtani a chumbud?

>>80025406
This isn't a live performance like birthday lives or holofes. It's closer to appearing on a morning TV show which is usually live.
Also, hololive's paid live concerts are usually live. The reason that "birthday/anniversary lives" are usually pre-recorded is because in Japanese, "live" just means concert.

>>80025833
There's like 10 other recordings it's fine.

>>80025482
Trying too hard. Go seethe somewhere else.

>>80025750
I mean you could still attend anime expo the next two days and it would have been a worth while trip

DOYERS LEAD
THANKS FOR THE SPIRIT GOOB

WE'RE WINNING
GURA'S SINGING BROUGHT THEM BACK

>>80025681
It was live though?

>>80025686
La basé

this is a legitimately good game

Gura cast a siren buff

Ermmm…technically you guys don’t know if it wasnt live. So this should count as a livestream.
You hear that krabposter? I know you’re in here you fucking jizzrag

For King and Cunny!

I hope all the non /sp/ people are having fun. I'm so happy this happened I love the Dodgers and I love Gura.

>>80025748
Because Gura lied and didn't teach them take me out to the ball game

>>80024520
Why wouldn't they just have multiple merch booths?

My team is the O's, but I'll root for the Dodgers for 1 night cuz of Gura.

>>80026076
For real

>>80025482
>us
lmao, youre fucking on your own
youre not a chumbud if you dont know how gura works

>>80026248
Because once again, hololive merch autism is underestimated

I want to see the drones.

>>80024656
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!! SHE SANG THE BASEBALL SONG!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!

>>80026134
That anti only counts streams on Gura's channel.

https://streamable.com/5n0kh0

spanon recording of Gura singing

>>80026451
Based, thanks.

>>80025862
What the ever living fuck are you talking about? They can stream the live portions of concerts like the MC segments or even entire concerts live sometimes from the studio. There is no reason this couldn't have been live. It's literally just a live stream to the stadium projectron. The stadium does it with celebrities that live across the world all the time.
Why are you making things up?

I bring this from /sp/, https://streamable.com/5n0kh0

DODGERS WIN
GURA BASED

>>80026294
>youre fucking on your own
That’s fine. I’ve been on my own for my whole life. I’ve always been treated different. For being faster, stronger, smarter. This is just water on the bridge for me. Nothing personal, kid.

>>80026451
wow, It's the worst one yet

>>80026549
cute
CUTE

GURA WINS

>>80026394
so do I, fuck your collabs and fuck- well I don't actually care about baseball and this is a step in the right direction for promotional stuff but it ain't a stream

Even if it wasn't live, it was a really good game with the dodgers winning despite the Brewer's getting a grand slam!

MY WIFE SANG FOR THE DODGERS AND WILL CARRY THEM TO VICTORY!

oh yeah the drone clips please

Hope someone gets a really good recording of the drone show

DODGERS WIN!
GURA WINS!

>>80026753
T o T

So, literally none of the hololive night stuff is actually shown on stream?

>>80026855

Antis on suicide watch. We fucking did. We fucking won chumbies. It’s over. We can rest are heads like kings. We fucking won

>>80026855
I heard pekora saying something once

FUCK NOW SPORTS TEAM WILL COLLAB WITH GURA BECAUSE SHE IS A GODDES OF VICTORY...

I should have just had the thread open while playing vidya. Oh well...

>>80026451
Kek. I like the how they play ruff ryder's anthem right after the cute loli shark finishes singing

Gura buff STRONK!!!

>Gura caused Dodgers to win.
kino.

>bailed out by umpball

>>80027019
Only ones that have blue colors, maybe she could come and do the broncos.

Game was cool. I don't usually root for the dodgers but goob was there so I like them now

Dodgers win 8 to 5 Gura wins!!!

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1809443303856734343

>>80027266
Gura was there in person? Wow. Happy she saw the win live.

>>80027119
The jokes on you, musclehead. None of us even know what this means!

All the baseball fags are saying they love Gawr.

>singing buff
So she really is a siren all along...

>>80023235
I re-encoded it with better quality

>>80027363
I think she may have been. There have been some pictures of Yagoo i think so maybe she was there as well.

>>80027517

>>80027119
>rigged
As per the usual kek
Umpires play the game and players just participate~

>>80027517
retard

Someone please upload the drone thing. It already happened, right?

>>80024520
>>80024725
>>80025536
they keep underestimating how much fan support there is for Gura but then keep overestimating support for the faggots

>>80027517
I think all the girls that was involved with it was there. Happy Yagoo made it. I hope Gura got the merch.

>>80027618
>gura went to japan
>yagoo went to america
sure thing retard

>>80027639
Get cocks off your brain faggot.

>mfw through a combo of shitting on homofaggots and anyone who feuds with IYO I am blocked by 74 twitter accounts

>>80027631
I don't know but it sucks because tv did not show it.

$15

>>80027737
nah, kill all stars members and beggars

Gura singing in full is in Murica TV too
https://streamable.com/manjor
https://streamable.com/manjor

GURA MENTION FROM FAUNA

>>80027785
Food and beverage prices at sporting events are always atrocious unless there's some kind of deal going on.

>>80027902
Gura is the funniest and the cutest

>>80027019
Hololive x Nikke collab when?

>>80027870
huh, my stream was in the middle of commercials
>>80027846
take it to the catalog

>>80027870
HOLY SHIT

the thread on /sp/ is requesting cunny art of Gura.

>>80027870
Gura I kneel

>>80027902
ok

my headcannon is that gura's cute dork power spread to the crowd and the team and gave them the power to win.

hehehe

>>80027870
GURA I KNEEL

>>80027902
what did she say?

>>80028108
Be more excited

>>80027902
Now that the doyer game is over its time to watch chumbieprime

>>80027870
Papa Shark must be so proud.

>>80027870
GUUUUURAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>80027956
I don't think I can handle her fat tail

>>80027870
YEAHHHHH

>>80028142
Another George for my collection

I hope Gura's family was in the crowd! They must be so proud.

>>80028179
Crab collab is wrapping up

>>80028153
she said curse curse and that gura is so funny how does she come up with this stuff or something to that effect

>>80028177
then tell me what she said retard

>>80028295
here's the big one too

ngl, I thought Suisei and Pekora will, too, sing the song.

>>80028367
thanks

I hope some decent footage of the drone show pops up

Yep, Will Smith the Chumbud

Will Smith is a chumbud confirmed

>>80027785
I stick with the tried and true strategy of getting something to eat somewhere else after the game ends

>>80028378
She said and I quote
>Gura cunny I kneel
Verbatim.

Her singing at the dodgers stadium might be one of the cutest things I have ever seen from her, I'm proud of her.

her singing made my tear up specially when the crowd sang with her
I remember in the past she said she only sang for her family and now she's singing to thousands of people in a stadium

https://x.com/stargazermellu/status/1809452079142109404

Her singing made me feel funny down there

>>80028568
Tens of thousands, i think dodgers stadium holds something like 50k, looked pretty full to me.

>>80028650
in your tummy?

>>80028590
awesome

>>80027870
who would've thought animated pngs would come this far

>>80028697
>Tens of thousands
but my lord there IS no such force...

drones are so cool...

>>80028751
Nyo…a little further..

>>80028883
yeah

>>80028590
Thank you, that looks cool.

>>80028999
IS THAT GAWR GURA

>>80028777
Dodgers win, gura wins, hololive wins. That drone show was the best way to end the hololive night, it was all meant to be. Chumbros, we're all gonna make it.

>>80028883
Not as cool as African bullfrogs bitch

>>80028182
>Papa Shark
I can't even imagine being papa shark and getting career updates from Gura, it must sound so surreal
>Dad I joined a streaming company where I play a shark girl
>That's nice sweetie
>Dad I just got to 1 million subs in weeks, I'm getting some trophies for you to hang up
>Oh wow
>Dad I just became the biggest streamer of my type
>Oh damn
>Dad I'm the face of my multimillion dollar corporation
>What
>Dad I just featured in a KFC commercial
>huh
>Dad they gave me a live statue
>Woo
>Dad I'm in several concerts
>Dad I'm singing at the Dodgers Stadium

>>80028999
GURAAAA

https://x.com/Vote4PS/status/1809453136844931536

>>80028959
bladder?

>>80029108
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT DOESN'T LOOK COOL

Whoever is doing the pen lights in middle gj

>>80028999
IS THAT GAWR GURAAAAA

>>80029103
>kfc
It was tacobell.

>>80028999
Drawn Gura

>>80029168
A widdle further….

>>80028527
KEK

>>80029263
toes?

doyas win
chuubas shall inherit the earth

>>80028590
>badabida

>>80028568
>>80028697
This many

TOTAL SHARK DOMINATION

https://x.com/stargazermellu/status/1809453429129199654

>>80029212
No retard, it was Taco Baco.

>>80029336
Ye

>>80029336
I remember when she was watching a movie with Ame or something a long time ago and she described her feet, said they were small with nice arches. I think about that a lot.

https://x.com/BlackZAC1998/status/1809452823828205638

>>80029108
https://streamable.com/4yeud6

>>80028999
where was pekora this whole time

>>80028697
The attendance was 50k tonight, yeah.

Know this is might be a dumb question, but could Gawr Gura become a success on Twitch? Talking like 1m+ followers within a year.

>>80029533
neat

Thanks God I was a Chumbuds

>>80029740
easily

How many drones are there? That looks way too cool?

>>80029740
yes, but her twitch account got banned

>>80028999
Man, Gura has come so far. I'm so happy for my sharkwife.

>>80029740
It is a dumb question because she's already been banned
https://twitch.tv/gawrgura

>>80029697
Wow. They haven’t had a packed stadium in decades. It’s crazy the pull Gura has. Among the ranks of Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo.

>>80029740
??
By virtue of pure fan transfer and she'd be there yeah, wouldn't even need 1 extra newfag from twitch

>>80029108
IT DOESNT LOOK COOL

>>80029859
Did anyone find out why it was? Twitch shows that it was her not following the rules on the web page but she never did stream so I don't know how you can get banned for not using an account.

>>80029549
https://litter.catbox.moe/mtusri.mp4

>>80028999
Based

>>80029740
Yes, easily. She got her first 1 million subs on youtube in 40 days.
The problem is that twitch recently mistakenly banned her account even though she had never streamed there even once.

I wanna sniff guras small stinky lil feet, and her bushy pucci ToT

from /sp/

DRONE SHOW P1
https://x.com/KokoChocoCocoa/status/1809453821023908223
DRONE SHOW P2
https://x.com/KokoChocoCocoa/status/1809453994705653771
DRONE SHOW P3
https://x.com/KokoChocoCocoa/status/1809454297249464531

Great game. great singing. great aftershow. this has been a wonderful night.

>>80030109
gura doesn't have that second thing

>>80029961
Maybe she was the girl Doc got caught whispering in his chat kek

>>80030146
*cums on you*

>>80030111
Thanks /sp/, I know you're also massive weebs.

>>80030146
everything went perfectly except for that poor merchandise booth kek

>>80030163
You don’t know that

>>80030111
P4
https://x.com/KokoChocoCocoa/status/1809454449741689234

>>80030338
I imagine the workers were busting ass

>>80029953
huh

Chumbuds rule the world.

>>80029740
have you seen the number of gura emotes on twitch, she will be an instant hit

>>80030416
Yeah they were busting alright. In your ass gaylord

>>80030532
KEK

>>80030524
No, because I don't use the kinds of twitch channels that see Gura emotes.

>>80030532
D:

>>80030202
I did not think of that. Poor Gura.

>>80030574
Thank you for kekking at my joke mister

How do drones make such impressive lightshows?

goobnight

>>80030766
It takes a lot of practice to become a drone.

>>80030766
Very carefully

>>80029961
>she had never streamed there even once
That's exactly why, from what I've read elsewhere, they ban accounts with no activity after a while.

>>80030800
sharkdreams

>>80030839
They have never banned mine after all these years. I just think they are upset Gura did not stream on there platform but hate to brake it to twitch Youtube is better.

>>80030766
Well, when they're high up they're basically just flying pixels, or I guess voxels ,so it's like a floating screen in the sky. Lots of stuff you can do with that.

>>80030951
yep I know some of those words

>>80030800
sleep well gamer

>>80030951
>Lots of stuff you can do with that.
Like porn? Can you watch porn on it?

>>80030988
Flying thing make pretty colorful lights, many colorful lights makes pretty picture.

>>80029964
I will cum to this again

>>80031187
Oh nyo!

>>80030951
Our technology is getting too strong, man.

The worst thing she could do is advertise to 50k+ people and then not stream for weeks or months.
If she's smart, she'll do a karaoke stream tomorrow to show off to anyone that's curious and wants to check out her channel.

It really is surreal that Gura sang and was part of a drone show at a big baseball game. What do think the next big collab or event will be with her?

>>80031050
Shouldn’t Kobo have been in this? Does she not fuck with baseball or something?

>>80031419
not a single person who didn't already know gawr gura is gonna check out her livestreams you fucking donkey

https://x.com/RavarathTV/status/1809457633713369129
They're still in line btw

>>80031508
Do indonesians know what baseball is?

>>80031470
NASCAR next

>>80031532
Don’t call me that

>>80031419
There's this thing called vods and clips. Normal people watch them and don't care at all whether it's live or not.

>>80031532
I feel like there will be at least a few
>>80031636
But yeah, they're more likely to just watch clips at first.

Is it unusual to feel pride in Gura? I got a real "that's my fucking shark" moment watching her sing the game and the stadium singing along...all those normies, enraptured by my little shark girl

>>80031568
This is such a good question chumbie.

>>80031701
papashark experience

>>80031701
I think that's exactly the kind of feeling and experience that hololive is all about.

>>80031608
Gura thinks the donkey ass joke is funny she's such a kid

>>80031548
LMAOOOOOO

>>80031701
That feeling is the point of being fan of an idol my friend.

>>80031701
Gura has always been the daugtherwife experience. I feel it every time she plays with her friends

>>80031594
Imagine fighter jets flying over the Daytona track wearing Hololive paint.

>>80031701
im proud of gura and I also want to fuck her senseless. i think its normal

>>80031532
Fucking retard.
There were tons of people there who didn't know who she was. When you have that many people, some of them are going to be curious who she is or why they were important enough to get a collab. Not just that, but the merch line was the longest line the staff had ever seen in over 20 years. Of course there are going to be at least a few normies that are going to look her up and want to check out a stream.
Are you fucking stupid?

>>80031594
That'd be cool. I'd be a lot more excited for that

>>80031891
And then flying away to bomb all the minorities traveling on the I-95

>>80031983
Vod. I really can't overstate how little these people care about whether its live or not.

>>80031701
I'M PROUD OF GURA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjzQm_34aVw
there's actually a really high chance that the first thing they'll check out is this lmao

>>80032053
Live streams get featured in search results.
They'll look up Gura, see clips of games and be turned off because they'll think she's just another games streamer. If she sings, they'll stick around.
You know I'm right, you fucking jackass.

>>80032039
S-stop chumbie, you'll make me goom

>>80032203
Oh wow, true. That's great, honestly.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

Dopamine status?

>>80032296
What’s fucked is that those sharks will now forever know humans are food. It’s why killing man-eating animals is so important. I wonder if this could be related to the shark incidents happening in FL. Scary times these are.

>>80031701
nah, it's a good thing
I think I've lost the magic and I miss it, tonight felt neat to watch but that's about it

>>80032631
Horny and hungry. The usual.

NASCAR is such a useless waste of money and I'm all for it.
How much does it cost to fly those jets? Those cars cost a lot of money to keep operating too.

>>80032039
In all honesty, it does kind of make me really sad thinking about all the Japanese that traveled to LA for Otani or hololive and getting massive Paris Syndrome from the overwhelming crowds of black and brown people and all the garbage they left in the stands and just seeing how awful our country has become.
It really breaks my heart.

>>80032203
Man, that song really is painfully relatable. Hopefully I'll be able to be like the girl is at the very end someday.

>>80032814
You’re silly mister

>>80032814
I'm sure the japanese already know LA is like that.

>>80032882
I try not to think about it

I wonder how many will have lolikami as their first introduction to Gura

>>80033140
>*Le touché*

>>80032783
how the fuck do we get gura on a NASCAR car, seriously

>>80033214
Oyasame

>>80032203
this is what comes up when i search gawr gura in an incognito window

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>the realization that hololive is more than just youtube streams, memes and shiposting here
it is a weir feeling.

>>80033214
goob morning

>>80033262
Ok. Now show us the results in a normal cognito window.

There's an annoying fly in my bedroom that I caught with my hand without killing it. I think I'm a karate master now.

>>80033214
goobnight

>>80033214
sleep tight buddy

>>80032229
first thing i see is loli kami requiem

>>80033303
Honestly in terms of scope this was pretty huge. I'm not Japanese so the Japanese collabs may have been cool but this really feels like a big deal.

>>80033286
>*Lo touchõ*

>>80033335
the first 3 are the same

>>80033446
What could this mean..hmmm. I’ll be in my bunk.

>>80033410
the jap collabs are huge too, it's more like this was the first time we've ever had a proper one, I think
there'll probably be more down the road for just about everybody now that the ball is rolling

>>80033351
You should kill it. It's a fly.

>>80033214
Goobnight chumbie

>>80033202
Some skilled driver will probably come along and put Gura decals on his car. It might be subtle.

i require normie american reactions

Give me your most controversial Gura take. here's mine:
Target for Love is a good song

>>80033546
Unnecessary killing is wrong chumbie. They should let it outside so it can be with the rest of its family.

My wife always wins, always!

>>80033652
Can't we pay for it? Isn't the entire car advertisements?

>>80033546
I let it go, it's annoying me again.

>>80033698
the rest of its family fucking died long before it hatched

>>80033661
I want to marry her and then rape her every night in her sleep
Without sharing with you guys

>>80033661
>hey guys the thread isn't arguing enough let's drop reasons to argue
Fuck off.

>>80033870
You don’t know that

>>80033661
gura should marry me

Do we need flies? Are they actually necessary in maintaining the balance of life here on Earth?

the tanabata voicepack is high quality and was likely written by Gura, unlike previous voicepacks

>>80033957

>>80033214
sharkdreams

>>80034193
yes, they are very good at eating dead things

>>80034216
I believe it, it certainly makes me gosling really hard...

>>80034329
isn't that what fungi are supposed to do. why can't the fungi handle it.