/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Sex with a fembud.

My birds are scared by the fireworks

>>79938568
I just picked up a neighborhood cat and carried it to my porch because it was sitting at the curb meowing. It seemed confused.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>79938568
Daily reminder that Gura touches this every night.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>79938709
>>79938568
Didn't mean to reply sorry about your birds bud

>>79938568
i was concerned about my rabbits being scared shitless but town decided to cancel fireworks. bittersweet feels

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium later today?

>>79939844
I hope not, LA is a shithole.

>>79939954
Did you get raped by oat milk in LA or something?

>>79940029
yeah he kept saying "CREAMY CREAMY GET THE OATY HEHE" while he raped me...

Licking toes and fucking hoes on the 4th

Gura's hands made contact with a vagina.

Gura, I know you're in Japan.
You NEED to go to a shrine for Tanabata on the 7th and get a new fortune to replace your current atrocious one or else this year will be the same as last year.

>>79940029
Yeah by my oatmilk wife.

I'm hoping the dodgersbuds post pictures and videos tomorrow.

>>79940266
Yeah mine

what is this dork doing

Day 7! Give it up for day 7!

>>79941103
being anxious

>>79938287
Reminder.

>>79941295
I'm actually anxious for her too

>>79941214
Go on.

>>79941103
me

>>79941307
Kizuna AI was the first mainstream youtuber...nothing but respect.

>>79941755
so slow...

Gurass

https://files.catbox.moe/mlminy.png

>>79942237
GURA NO

>>79942237
more palworld soon?

>>79942237

Child

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120246953

>>79942698
uoohh

>>79938287
Is there any way to see the game live? Outside of LA?

>>79942237
USA, USA, USA

I love Gura!

>>79942802
I don't know if any of the streams will catch the hololive stuff. Maybe a chumbie there will record some of it.

I started watching more of those space videos and now I feel really lonely for some reason

The clock struck midnight chumbies!! Happy new year!!!

>>79943565
We can be lonely together chumbie

>>79943589
WRONG HOLIDAY DUMMY

For the chumbuds going to the show tomorrow stay hydrated and bring back some highlights for the rest of us.

Merry Christmas!

The fireworks are so pretty

>>79944150
nice collage I guess?

>>79944127
You know what else is pretty? Thermite.

>>79944296
I'm not sure what I'm even looking at?

>>79938651
thank you kind anon

>>79944524
A Ukrainian suburb getting burned to ash by Russian thermite bombs. Very fucking pretty. Also horrifying and extremely lethal. That shit burns through steel.

>>79939844
Yes and they'll be in cosplay

I'm jealous of the buds that are going to see her at the Dodgers game.

>>79944942
when is it?

>>79945005
Today

>>79945005
Tomorrow

>>79944942
I wonder what normal people are gonna think of this. Also there's definitely going to be some social suicide like with some guy there that talks about how he loves gura, and people around him are gonna think he's fucking werid since guras so small.

>>79945005
Yesterday

>>>/v/681757849
which one of you is picking fights with gacha fags

Gura may be an apex predator, but I'm the apex predator predator.

>>79945145
>hwikky

>>79945005
2 days from now.

>>79945005

>>79945145
It's okay anon you can tell everyone how much you love Gura, we won't judge

>>79945145
This seems like a pretty normal amount of sports cringe. As for the rest of that post, let's go.

Chumbies I bought this at 7-11 and it was pretty good.
https://www.icecream.com/us/en/brands/drumstick/products/king-size-slurpee-cone

>>79945474
Did it taste like Gura's juices?

>>79945474
now I want ice cream...

>>79944150
>top middle
T u T

>>79939844
My gf and I are going tomorrow. So yeah she’s taken

>>79945516
Yes of course. It even had some of her tangy discharge on top.

>>79945782
Oyasame

>>79945782
sleep tight buddy

>>79945782
goob morning

>>79945782
goobnight

>>79945782
sharkdreams

Have you ever rode a train before? I want to ride one someday. They're so cool.

>>79945782
goodnight Gura

Gura is spending time with her family right now, why don't you?

>>79946204
it's in the middle of the night and they're asleep

>>79946064
I have, for work and to visit my aunt, It can be stressful when it's packed

>>79946204
It's 2AM

>>79946204
I lit all the fireworks and left

Will there be any fembuds at the party I’m having in my pants

>>79946485
I hope not, that place is a shithole

>>79946064
Why haven't you experienced riding the shinkansen, anon?

Gura

>>79946064
I watched an anime original last season about a train with cute girls.

>>79946607
Who is this?

shark kiss

>>79945563
See that popsicle? That's my peen T u T

>>79946607
>>79946622
my wife

Gura

>>79946733
my wife

>>79946668
my post

The F40PH is the coolest train.

Heh, everyone keeps wanting to wife my dirty used onahole.

>>79947539

but what if I steered the Gantrithor into a collision course with Gura's cunny?

gura is at 4.49m subs, is anything going to happen at 4.5m or does it not really matter

>>79947729
it doesn't really matter, Gura wanted to get to 5 mil and she said she'd do a naked model stream at 10mil but both are a long way off, maybe cover will do an announcement or the dogs will mention it on their show

>>79947759
Cute mother and daughter.

>>79947853
That was never said.

>>79948105
newfag...

>>79945178
kill all nikkers

>>79945178
We play Blue Archive in this house.

Gura's tummy says avocado today!!!

>>79944741
Why would you be cheering that on? Are you fucking retarded?

Gn chumbuds

>>79944296
Anyone cheering on the massacre or death of whites is subhuman and doesn't deserve to live.
Inb4
>whites
They're certainly whiter than your chechen ass, that's for sure, muzzy.
Take your barbarism back to /pol/.

please post the tanbananana voicepack please please please

>>79949101

>>79949197
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

>>79949325
You know the rules. Show us your hole and we’ll consider your request.

>>79949498
https://litter.catbox.moe/f9v2er.jpg

>>79949579
My browser is refusing to open this link. Something about the server connection being unsecured. Guess you don’t want that voicepack

>>79949849
it's https://x.com/meshiirome_sy/status/1733140118339477791

>>79949903
>Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else

>>79949972
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107217506

Will kids at the stadium love Gura?

>>79950083
Oh yes. Hoo hoo. Yeah. That’s the stuff. Aw yiss

>>79950286
If there are any kids who don't know who Gura is there, they will probably cry at the sight of her.

>>79949579
This makes me uncomfortable.

>>79950286
They’ll probably bully her if we’re being honest. Gura is very fragile.

>>79950436
Pekora is scarier than Gura. Imagine her laugh booming throughout a stadium. That's nightmare fuel.

Please save Shion, Gooba..

>>79951042
she's just "finding herself" okay...

>>79951042
She's doing okay probably. Asking Gooba for help isn't really a great choice. My daughterwife has her own brain problems.

>>79941844
SNIFFFFF

>>79951042
Why do so many cunnies need the menhera fucked out of them?

http://poal.me/ac9qzx
http://poal.me/ac9qzx
http://poal.me/ac9qzx

>>79952472
Why is there no "They have lots of lesbian cunny sex" option?

>>79952556
would Kaela be ok with that?

>>79952556
Everyone would pick it.

>>79952054
a cunny adult implies stunted brain development

gooba brain do flips

>>79948779
>>79949095
>cheering on
Fuck off losers nobody cares about your current thing.

i miss you stinky...
i know you're busy again but i hope you're doing well too, ganbare

>>79952472
why dont you also request fauna 1v1 full stream collab to fwmc?
yeah, creating drama because 2 people doesn't collab is stupid.
get the fuck out of here

gura is formenting a pee crystal the likes of which you'll never see

I miss you stinky but as always I know you're not half as busy as people like to tell themselves, put a frame up shart, morning zatsu let's do it

>>79953753
She's flying in for the Dodgers game, baka

>>79953753
go to bed cripple

>>79953811
if she can do a space on the day of fes she can say hi before some lame baseball game
she ain't that busy, any day now Gura

>>79953634
Gura is cunny
Gura likes cunny
Biboo is cunny
Their few on stream interactions were glaringly awkward.
just tryna state the facts here. not trying to start shit i was just curious what people think.
FWMC by definition are hard to collab with because they are always in character

>>79954304
Would ruin this rabbit hole T u T

>>79954077
These are all WOMEN, and they're almost 20 now in their branch already.
Imagine you work in a company, you're doing your own thing, and people outside the building shouting, "Ayo, force yourself and go make friends to all the 18 employees"
That's how all you collab beggars sounds like.

Again, your argument is invalid, and get the fuck out of here

>>79953803
why just play a recording

where can i watch doyers baseball match

>>79956846
>>79918281
>>79918261

when can I watch doyers baseball match

I am the Final Chumbud.

>>79958601
nyo

>>79958601
Nope

goob morning

I want Gura to play Half Life games.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>79959479
The sun is up. I sleep.

>>79959559
samen

>>79959555
Half Life Alyx...

>>79959479
Goob night

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>does nothing
>wins

>>79959930
All Half Life games show she can be as bitter as me waiting for Half Life 3

>>79961099
*so
FUCK! Guess I woke up too soon.

Goob morning retards

>>79961756
That's me under her. She reeks bros :(

Baguraette honhonhon

>>79963543

>>79953753
>>79953974
Tell her that yourself then.

I thought it was another Gura Luigi's Mansion stream at first...
https://youtu.be/2MkvqO-ENOg
I guess this'll be a real endurance stream of it now.

>>79965629

>>79963662
La basé

feel quite sad, at this rate, i think I'm not going to marry anyone chumbies...

I crave minecraft

>>79966327
dating troubles? the weirdest and ugliest people manage to get married, you can do it too.

>>79938287
When is the game starting and where can I watch it?

>>79966566
10PM ET
https://methstreams.com/index7/

>>79966327
world war 3 soon so it doesn't matter anyway

>>79966327
US civil war soon. Don't fret over it.

>>79966695
when I click MLB

>>79967127
Try again with a VPN?

So she will be the only person who will sing " Take Me out of the ball game" in the seventh inning" in front of 50,000 normies including national tv???. Hope she doesn't jinx. Still don't know if peko and suisei with gura will have a live interview later.. kinda nervious tonight.

So she stopped streaming again, huh

>>79967214
Her singing is probably prerecorded. If not, she must be nervous as hell.

>>79967205
any other alternatives?

>>79967350
smug and sassy gura is alright but tsuntsun gura is a treat, wish she did it more often.

Why can't she just stop fucking dissapearing and disengaging
>durr no she didn't she's busy
She explicitly said she could not stream "tomorrow". Where did the other 6 days go. Where's the fucking updates

>>79967641
There's MLB.tv. The trial is free

I feel so nervous for her, what if the baseball normies don't like my daughterwife?

>>79967350
then why is she in LA?

>>79968848
Pekora is streaming from LA right now?

>>79968945
>pekora is gura
i knew it

>>79968672
Then we chumbies will ride at dawn and make the LA times praise her in thier newspapers and website. I mean they sort of did already

>>79968848
>>79968945
For the baseball collab and yes mostly likely although she cannot bring her monkey with her

>>79968672
they will

>>79968672
Theres a high chance that they wont. Im also pretty nervous chumbie

>>79968672
LA sports fans are all vapid influencers who dont actually give a fuck about the game. some might be more interested in gura than the game.

>>79968672
the crowd is gonna bully and boo her until she cries and quits streaming forever

>>79969676
>thousands of sports fan will watch her

>>79970079
That's my biggest concern... She will never recover from this...

>>79969415
Pekora literally talking about Goro and Mimi.
She's in Japan.
They aren't flying Pekora, Suisei, and Gura to LA for the game.
They probably flew Gura out to Japan so they can do the collab from the studio. There's less risk that way and Gura has to record her parts for Breaking Dimensions with the rest of the EN members currently in Japan.

>>79969965
Something tells me these guys won't be interested

>>79969676
I should get sushi and beer tonight

>>79970443
Mexicans love dbz. They might also like goob

>>79970443
cholos cant afford to go to dodger stadium

>>79970079
>crowd bullies her
>all of social media bullies her
>Stephen A. Smith defends her on ESPN which makes everyone bully her harder

>>79970443
literally the biggest lolicons around
t. spic

>>79968672
The dodgers apparently have a huge asian fanbase which is why they are bringing in Hololive right now. Now consider that nobody has really watched Baseball since the strikes in the early 90s followed by the "Let them do steroids and break all the records IDGAF" story arc so they only folks that are going to be there are a smaller group of regulars that are always there and numerous enough that they sell sushi in the stands. Now consider the demos the conventions going on and the number of Hololive fans and you have a 33 and 1/3rd chance of them not liking her and a 66 and 2/3rds chance of being loved. However some of them wont even care or notice whats going on so they wont even try and hate her

So you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus Guras 25% chance of being loved and you got an 8 1/3 chance of them hating here. But then you take Guras 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one for one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, Gura got 141 2/3 chance of beinjg loved, The numbers don't lie, and they spell good things for Goop-Goop

Gura
Wife

>>79960872
and we lose

>>79968672
>>79970079
>>79970410
If the crowd isn't receptive and really is negative to such an extent then it should be a wakeup call to not bother with stuff like this. Not sure why they're even doing this in the first place. Surely there are better places to advertise Hololive.

>>79970949
>33 and 1/3rd
>66 and 2/3rds

>>79970079
>Gura gets bullied relentlessly by normalfags.
>Gura falls into cringe induced depresssion
God that's so fucking hot. I want to mess her up and make it worse T u T

>>79960872
>>79971008
>>79971237
Fuck off antis

MY wife

>>79971237
You couldn't even bully a tranny, stop LARPing

>>79971237

Gura looks and acts like a child. The people who don't understand won't inherently bully her, because they think she's a kid.

Will Gura make a comment on Shohei's butt?

What if shohei becomes a chumbud?It happens to japs very easily. Especially if she says any lines in Japanese.

>>79971115
>Surely there are better places to advertise Hololive
probably not on the same paygrade as professional sports

>>79952472
why isn't there a "Gura doesn't care about her" option?

>>79959559
samen

>>79973540
that's where I store my goom TuT

>>79974405
She's just standing there...
Menacingly

goopy poopy

It’s not for another 9 hours?? What a late freaking game man

MY Gurandma.

>>79975585
and it's lame too

Also she’s not singing the national anthem you tards.
She’s singing take me out to the ball game

Ganbatte Gura! She's probably shidding herself right now.

>>79975988
I wouldn't blame her, she is singing in front of a huge normie audience and some hololive fans

It takes Gura 10x the effort to do the same thing as others.

>>79976124
She’s just like me for real…

>>79976124
imagine how much she would struggle to suck you off... ToT

>It's okay she's not participating in the first full HoloEN collab with Justice bros!
>Gura has to... *checks notes* sing for approximately 30 seconds to an audience who will immediately forget about her!
>This is totally not gonna be pre-recorded in any way, but even if it was, that's alright too!

>>79976242
Take it up with Cover

>>79976242
collab ban is over already?
also she wouldn't have participated anyway, way too many strangers

>>79976242
It's not a "full" HoloEN collab though.

>>79976242
I dont see moom there

anyone got the new voice pack?

>>79976242
while I share the sentiment that this has not been a good excuse for not streaming for the past week, let me be clear
I don't give a fuck about the big branchwide collabs, they suck, my limit is one gens worth of people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVcRJRxDWEM

Gura doesn't enjoy streaming from Japan.

>>79970079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0D718AmYTs

>crowd booing while gura's trying to finish singing take me out to the ball game in tears

>>79976562
Yes it fucking is don't you gaslight me you piece of shit.
>Erm ackshually HoloEN can mean anything I want it to!
>>79976593
I don't see half of EN because they cba to support the new gen FOR SOME REASON

>>79977004
Huh?

Collab beggars are lame

>>79977004
Where's Kiara?
Where's Ina?
Where's Bae?
Where's Mumei?
Where's IRyS?
Where's Biboo?
Doesn't seem like a full HoloEN collab to me. You're the one trying to make it mean something it isn't.

>>79976242
>No Moom, IRyS, or Gura
Those are most of my favorites though, and that many people in a collab is extremely chaotic. We won't really be missing out on much.

>>79977004
I trawled through participating members' schedules, and no where does it say "full" HoloEN collab. Retarded schizo.

>>79977571
When I read HoloEN I interpret that as all of HoloEN. Pretty sure when HoloID did HoloID collabs it was all of HoloID but you'll probably ignore that lmao

>>79977611
No, it just means there won't be any members of any other branches in the collab.

>>79977611
>different branches do things differently
Glad you're just now figuring this out anon

>>79977611
Holo ID literally has half the members of EN, also they don't always have all of them.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

I’m eating another homemade borgar today chumbies

>>79976242
As someone who was born and raised in LA, i have to say FUCK the Dodgers. I hope that entire stadium burns down. Hated their asses before this cause of the traffic they caused when I lived there, now I hate them for this stupid ass event nobody, even hololive fans give a fuck about

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>79978236
I already have a son though. I hate being a dad, I want to die everyday.

>>79978619
Can the fembuds get out safely at least?

Hey chumbies

>>79978832
Nope, ryonabuds will be waiting for them at the exit.

>>79978832
Oh anon I'm not evil. I don't want anyone to die. Just want the stadium to burn after hours with the security making it out on time kek

>>79979075
it's made of reinforced concrete anon

>>79978804
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I wanna see my mommy right now...

Huhaha

Are we all creepy perverts?

Caught your shark!

For King And Cunny!

>>79979635
Ye
>>79979725
Release my shark you villain

>>79980078
Nyo! I'm taking her home with me!

>>79978804
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!! I WISH ALL THE PEOPLE HERE WOULD STOP LOOKING AT LEWD PICTURES OF MY MOMMY!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Gurass

>>79980590
me on the right

Does anyone actually have the alternate version of this image? I don't think I've ever seen it.

>>79980367
Have mercy upon the shark

>>79980952
>Alternate version
I'm listening

>>79976242
unironically yes

god i need work to finish up so i can head over to los doyers game

kani

>>79979343
Blow up the fucking place then
Also not everything is made of concrete so somethings can burn

>>79982047
Did the oat milk rape you at the Dodger Stadium or something?

Naughty naughty

>>79982020
>>79982309

>>79982416
Based Nephilim

>>79982511
IT BLINKED!

>>79979016
hi Gura

>>79982608
meds

>>79982608

>>79982935

>>79982935
YAMERO

>>79982190
Anon did you not read my previous post? I'm from LA, use to live there. Traffic thanks to Dodgers playing is my reason for contempt.
btw oat milk is the best milk alternative and that's a fact. Not milk is the milk alternative that was more advertised in LA, so if any milk is raping someone, it's Not Milk

I hope goob is ogey

>>79976242
>sing for approximately 30 seconds
did you not read the part where she will be commenting throughout the game? at least try to make your shitposts somewhat accurate