/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

wrath

I skip collabs with flesh whores and sluts who fuck their manager behind the scenes and I'm proud about it.

>>79937514
Based

>>79937371

The warm air makes me horny. I want to fuck shiina until my balls are empty and she's swollen with my cum while I scream zug zug.

Is it safe?

>>79937514
based

Eimi... not like this

>No Bra
>No Panties
>No Pants
The worlds lewdest rabbit

Saya cute

>>79937514
Based.

>>79937609
PET RABBIT HATE

Condiser.

SEX WITH EIMI

>>79937796
Fuck.

>>79937826

>>79937796

>>79937796

Is eimi even american? Idk how someone can be this bad at geography

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>79937514
I watch in hopes I can get her phone number post-stream

>>79938009
She needs room in her hamster brain for yaoi.

>Pippa said she hates pizza and that it's for fat people
>Pippa mentioned eating pizza multiple times recently
I'm noticing, why did she lie?

>>79937796
>Condiser.
Ok you've had enough for one night

>>79938149
Pippa says a lot of things

>>79938149
shut up fat fuck

>>79937514
missed out on a good one, but you do you i guess

>>79938149
Because she can, she must, even if it's about dumb shit. I don't think she can help it tbdesu.

Eimi is a miss I waanna PP on.

>>79938201
I'm ant pizza, I don't like that a GRIFTER WHORE is using me to advance her career

>>79938170
I don't choose the lain meds they give me here dammit, I wish it was beer.

>>79938149
Didn't she say that you were a disgusting fatfuck if you could eat an entire pizza in one sitting, not hating pizza in general?

>>79938149
>believing anything pippa says
ngmi

>>79938149
her family used to eat tons of pizza when they moved around the country, they love it and she doesn't like it

Who is Noriboshi Arielle and why is she in Eimi's chat being ignored?

>>79938149
Maybe shes living in one of those small towns that only has a pizza joint and a dingy chinese resturaunt.

>>79938432 (Me)
>lain
It's terminal, fuck my life.

I wanna fuck that racoon

>>79938149
requesting fat pippa

>>79938502
Parents are the ones who love pizza anon

>>79938432

I like to to take ecstasy with Hina.
https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksRKh83nwY
I want to take ecstasy with Uruka.

>>79938502
I know there's something wrong with me but I kinda just love chinese food even when it's bad. Like there's only one place near me that does mapo tofu right but I don't care, I get an order of it no matter what place we're ordering from.

>>79938543

>>79937796
I make it, and you fuck it up? For shame, anon... for shame.

>>79938450
nta, but both. She's said outright more than once that she doesn't really like pizza.

The talents need some dick to clear their brainworms

>>79938149
how does you eating an entire pizza turn into she hates pizza?

>>79938543
>>79938718
Make her squid

>>79938910
Watch streams. She's talked about not liking pizza before.

>>79938980
How tf do you not like pizza thats like sayin you dont like music

>>79938684
It has been engineered by devious Chinese to perfectly prey on the American palate. Fried, filled with sugar, and MSG and they can hide behind 'ancient chinese secret' if the white man pries too much.
Just don't ever ask anyone that cleans restaurants about the shit that they've seen in Chinese places.

>>79938954
>squid

>>79938830
Very dishonorabru, gomen

>>79939038
I don't like pizza
I also didn't like music until I was like 19.

>>79939043
>and MSG
You know it's just a savory salt, right?

>>79937588
Why are they like this? https://files.catbox.moe/s2t7sp.png

>>79938485
Indie 2view who's also a music producer

>>79939163
wdhmbt?

>>79939163
Anon?

Who is the most sexual Phaser

>>79939163

>>79939296
Nasa

>>79939163

>>79939043
>It has been engineered by devious Chinese to perfectly prey on the American palate.
More like we just coincidentally like the same things, the chinese just cook it differently. The only real difference is the chinese love pork way more than americans do.

>>79939163
me, on the right

>>79939265
>>79939274
I've drank 2 bottls of vodka sorry, was crossposting in the /pol/ thread

>>79939138
Yea, I have a bag of it in my pantry. Westerners haven't really caught on to using it yet so it's an exotic flavour.

>>79939163

Does Pippa still play mahjong because she's convinced that it will make her tits bigger one day?

>>79939163
How dare you disrespect the honorable Lord Buckethead, he is a proud member of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

>>79939163

>>79939370
>2 bottls of vodka
I don't believe you

I like how vtubers are all using the same handful of assets. Enya is using the same one as Hina and EImi recoloured the one Lisa is using

>>79939399
I will believe this is the reason

>>79939370
Thank you anon for destroying my illusion of being an alky. I go through two bottles a week if I'm drinking heavily.

this thread is shit.
i do not wish any of you a happy 4th.
get blown up by a firework.

>>79939043
>spoiler
I've talked to many health inspectors about it. I just don't care because the general food standard in America is dogshit anyway. The garbage you buy at the supermarket isn't any better. Rajeesh is still going to give you E.coli from your lettuce and Mahmoud is still going to give you herpes from your beef. Everything is filled with poison and designed to make you fat, weak, lazy, and stupid. Redditards will quote study after study saying High Fructose Corn Syrup is perfectly safe and they can all go get raped to death by a pack of rabid niggers.

>>79939573
Stfu Pippa and go to bed

About to watch the vod...how was it?

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

Can you ferment Jelly's tinkle into cider? or is that the seperation line between ringo and minx nectar?

>>79938149
pizza is made with refined white flour and mozzarella cheese

>>79939784
Very good. Arguing about retarded shit is exactly Pippa's element.

>>79939399
Reminder that the mangaka of Saki is a flat dyke femcel shut-in. The tits are so bizzare because she's never seen any irl.

>eimi is almost 4 view

>>79939887
Do none of the girls have panties because she has never seen underwear either?

>>79939887
I can save her

>>79939887
Pippa made a manga?

>>79939573
I hope you require an emergency gallbladder removal so you can suffer with me and not see the fireworks either.

>>79940016
Stop replying to yourself Pippa

I'm too autistic to enjoy fireworks

>Pippa salty she has to spend her time with her family and not at AX with Lisa and Lia and all the other girls
Lol

>>79940125
It's way too hot to be outside anyways

>>79940100
>Pippa
Just call me a faggot or a nigger, don't be hurtful like that.

>>79940164
kek, what a loser

>>79940278
Oh, hai Pippa!
It did look crowded as fuck.

>>79940161
KINO

I felt my right eye pop when I was blowing my nose and it hurts now. Phase connect for this feel?

Once Memory's cooking improves, everything will be alright.

>>79939784
very good, Pippa won every argument

>>79940427
Wemi

>>79940390
Ax just seems way too busy and corporate to be fun

>>79940427
goodbye bro

>>79940449

Pippa just said in the private Phaser Discord server that she wants to stream herself burning Bibles and crucifixes and sacrificing lambs to Moloch.

https://poal.me/uwfx3f

>>79940449
Memory's cooking has unironically improved
You gotta remember where she started from

>>79940569
Memory just needs to collab with Giri

>>79940532
That doesn't seem like something Pippa would do after her baptism yesterday

>>79940569
one would hope so after 5 months...

>>79940569
the fuck is this

>>79940641
Keep that whore away from my memory

>>79940390
I'm not that loser pippa

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 14

>>79940476
It is... Went last year and I wanted to die, its even more hectic this year from what I saw. Main lobby was shoulder to shoulder.

>>79940569
Yeah the doria she made on the date actually looked pretty good

>>79940701
yeah keep that whore memory away from giri

Just wanted to post my ritual. Today I'm not very daijoubu, I hope tomorrow I'll feel better.
Ni Ni Friends. Sweet Dreams

>>79940532
>Pippa knowing anything pre-8ps that doesn't have to do with movies or animals

We should import immigrants that support invading Canada

>>79940476
Past a certain size they become nothing but rampant consumerism and lose all purpose unless you're industry.

>>79940692
pain
plain sugar cookies that she spent 4 hours baking, and then iced

>>79940869
Nini picofam
I hope tomorrow goes better!

>>79940912
or we could deport those who oppose it

>>79940869 Sleep well flashbang.
>spoiler
Same, good luck and feel better.

>>79940966

I'm starting to like Eimi as more than a friend

>>79940569
The core problem with Memory's cooking continues to be that she is an 80 pound Japanese woman with zero muscle. I vividly remember her child-sized hands gripping a full-sized kitchen knife as she struggles to cut a deformed carrot as thick as a cucumber. It took her like 15 minutes to cut that carrot.

>>79941082
Even in this picture of squares, America is cool

White boys

>>79941204
She's a white girl anon, you kinda expect that and it's nothing special. No one is going to fetishize WMWF

>>79940869
Nini picofriend!!

>>79941204
>Lisa got so high she started BWC posting

>>79941204
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>>79940869
sleep well, lil pup

>>79940016
Stop posting this image.

>>79940869
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>79941272
How bout WFAF

>>79940211
>swimsuit instead of a bikini
>not even a high cut swimsuit
Shameful display

>>79941388
criminally underrepresented in porn

>>79941366
You'll have to kill me.

>>79941272
>one is going to fetishize WMWF
Anon, people literally do

>get notification for a wemi tweet
>a few seconds later get another notification for the same tweet because she edited it
I'll never get tired of this cute babu

>>79941183
That wouldn't matter if her knife was sharp. It's just that she doesn't know the basics.

>>79941388
Best rape scenes of all types

>>79938450
correct.
And she's talking big fat, American pizzas which is what she knows, not Euro style, single person pizzas which are like 8 inches

>>79941483

>>79941497
Ok fine, no one is going to fetishize it in large numbers, much in the same way that no one is going to fetishize the missionary position. It's just...normal. The fact that some wierdos fetishize it doesn't change that most don't.

>>79941569
>8 inches
That's still a lot

Can someone explain what Eimi is doing now?

>>79938450
You're not a man if you can't eat a whole pizza in one sitting. You shouldn't do it because it'll make you fat, but you should be able it.

>>79941645
Me

>>79941568
She is she talking about herself here?

>>79939138
>>79939385
In Asia they sell stuff "free of MSG" because it's hip to be healthy and consume less of it

I wonder when will an actual sexy talent debut

>>79941670
Being a fat pig has nothing to do with masculinity

>>79941693
It's virtually impossible to remove MSG from many foodstuffs because it's naturally occurring. If the food has tomato for example it has MSG.

https://poal.me/vivm0v

>>79941204
yes

>>79941855
I prefer tall women who barely have either, I abstain.

>>79941855
/lig/ is the nigger general

>>79941670
>You shouldn't do it because it'll make you fat,
Not if that's the only thing you eat all day.

>>79941818
I have a BMI of 23.7 and I can eat a whole pizza at once. I just don't eat the next meal because I'm still full.

>>79941204
You rang?

>>79941569
There is no way a mere 8 inch Pizza is enough to satiate a grown man.

I figured out why /pcg/ doesn't like filianfags.
It's because you don't want them taking over the role of obnoxious newfag that constantly brings up their oshi in other vtuber chats that capipis have always traditionally held.

>>79941855
real SEA hours

>>79942042
A full pizza can be ~4k calories, unless you're working manual labor you aren't burning through that regularly

>>79942091
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=Vivm0v

>>79941568
The insults only makes me want to mating press harder

>>79942007
>Iceland
I have many questions

>>79942087
>finally
Wait you only just now realized this?

>>79941693
That's basically the same as 'low sodium' which is also bullshit.
Though I think there is some merit to msg causing headaches in some on the glutamate response in hangovers.

Ass does not include hips!
hips- tits- legs- ass

>>79938149
>Taking anything pippa says seriously

>>79942070
FAT

>>79942085
Based and MovieBlob-pilled

>>79942128
Medium ones or even large ones with minimal toppings can be around 1000 - 2000

>>79939038
because American pizza is not European pizza. American pizza varies wildly in quality and quantity, depending on the town, city, gas station where you buy it. Some are drenched in oil and salt

>>79942087
I don't like them because Filian is boring and they don't talk about anyone but Filian.

[Eimi news]
She doesnt shave pits

>>79942158
yeah it came to me just now while I was in the shower

>>79942075

Eimi should do an armpit shaving stream

>>79942283
Ewwwwwwww

Eimi should do a pussy shaving stream

>>79942085
It is, fatty

If you aren't fapping right now to the sound of fireworks in the background, are you truly American?

>>79942291
>massive chance for sideboobage
yes please, ma'am

>>79942291
But, she plucks

Plucking armpits sounds demented

>>79942007
>>79941855
cute delicate mounds on a petite chest >>>>> ass >>>>> cowtits
and cowtits are more common than small breasts, so ass wins

>>79942399
>>79942411
I'd pay listen to her quiet wimpers after each pluck

>>79942366
naked with an american flag as a cape, my cowboy hat, and my colt 45. shooting in the air to time it with the fireworks over my balcony. going hogriding after

>>79942418
You're still a nigger for liking ass

>>79942418
nigger

sex

>>79940798
Memory is a professional chef that pretends to be bad. There's no way she knows terms like Doria or that French dish she prepared as a casual cook

>>79942476
>>79942487
Whiter than you lot

>>79942216
HONESTLY, that amount of food in 90 minutes is perfectly doable.

>>79942163
MSG causing headaches is a psychosomatic issue for the most part from my experience. I used to believe it because of bullshit information my parents used to say about MSG, headaches, and health issues passed down from outdated 1970s bullshit studies. Whenever I used to eat foods I thought was high in MSG I used to get headaches right after. After I started to read more into MSG and realized most of the "bad" info was bullshit, I no longer got headaches from ingesting it. Even tried dumping it into foods I made myself and got no headaches now.

for me it's tummy

>>79942527
Dorias are basically Japanese at this point Saizeria has them on their menu

>>79942446
Kenny Powers?

>>79942418
Agreed
Something to sink the fingers into while kissing

>>79942287
>the one day I'm phoneposting so I don't have peebablink.gif
What a shit 4th this has been so far.

>>79942446
Say hi to Kirsche for me.

>>79942592

>>79942595
Wait dorias are Japanese you're fucking retarded

>>79942216
Why do all the burgers have double patties except for one
why would you order like that

>>79942570
Yes but McDonald's food becomes disgusting at the 15 minute mark. Nuggets and cheeseburgers especially need to be scalding hot to be enjoyable.

Eimi looks like she's doing a racist caricature when her model is stuck squinting like that, I enjoy it greatly

>>79942753
She's philopino so she can do it

>>79942708
kek

>>79942216
I usually eat half that for lunch so it's easily doable

>>79942753

>>79942727
He also ordered for all the veg to be removed and for the nuggies to be well done.

>>79942579
I would need to see a study that tracks blood ammonia levels and glutamate production at this point.

>>79941819
Of course you cannot remove natural things, but the issue is not adding it to the products. Like, we know bread has sugar cause it's carbohydrates, just don't add additional sugar. That's the thing, tons of stuff has additional everything.

>>79942809

>got to AX
>sit in hotel and play civ and ignore parties
Oh hell yeah

Is uruka fleshposting dead?

Hi chat.
Stop insulting my dear friend Kirsche, please.

>>79942809
this nigga HUGE

>>79943014
Fuck you you're not Pippa

>>79943054
shut the fuck up loser

>>79943010
?

wouldn't it be funny if your oshi was the one stalking you? that would be such an unexpected twist haha, really quirky

>>79943014

>>79942163
It's not bullshit, just don't add it. There's no reason a tomato sauce needs sugar, so don't add sugar (or corn syrup). Same with MSG. If the original food doesn't have it, don't add more to it. Excess of sugar and salt is a problem that can be remedied just by using raw ingredients as opposed to canned products.

>>79937371
>>79937588
NOW (Literally right now)
Tenma Maemi (21:00UTC | LIVE | Elden Ring)
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | LIVE | Drawin')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vZjkTweCFM

SOON
Shisui Michiru (05:00UTC | 10m | Red Dead Redemption 2 - RP Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPNBTkCvI0
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 2h10m | Coffee Shop RP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801f48DWjj4

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 4h10m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyDAO9NTNsc
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 6h10m | Steam Sale)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (13:00UTC | 8h10m | Earth Science: Gifu)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams

Notes:
>Remi is taking submissions for your bad anime takes to review this week https://forms.gle/FZGgfToVeV7Ji9WW9
>Memory is taking submissions for an advice stream this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/eq9gibkj40w89mt
>Pico is taking questions that she will ask 4 people https://forms.gle/rsHDZJ8jQKm5pA9W9 (For Minecraft or the video?)
>Tenma is looking for a viewer's mother to take on a Discord date, submit your mom here https://forms.gle/3R8XPXk7b7LBDGJW7
>Clara is guerilla schedule for now, expect streams to be earlier than usual

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Lia & Ember

>>79942726
>it's literally called doriya
kek

>>79943012
Fish doesn't read the thread or post here.

>>79943104
Haha yeah, that'd be pretty funny! I'm sure she'll follow you one day, anon, keep it up!

>>79943104
From 2 sentences and a file I can tell a newfag. I have reached enlightenment.

>>79943014
Pippa wouldn't pull a Sleepy over Kirsche of all people nice try sheepshagger.

>>79943129
>6h10m | Steam Sale
CONSOOOOM

Michell Beegun GANG
PULL UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPNBTkCvI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPNBTkCvI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPNBTkCvI0

>>79943014
Who's 'chat'?

>>79943225
A woman is offering to shop with you and this is all you think about

>>79942708
KEK

>>79943123
Sodium isn't bad for you. The guy that pioneered that study linking salt to hypertension fed rats the bodyweight equivalent of you eating 1500g of salt in a day and only saw increased bloodpressure in the rats that were genetically sensitive to salt. It is 100% bullshit.

>>79943255
The males she plays with are too unbearably cringe to watch

>>79943014
*ahem*
WHORE
FAT
FAT
FAT

>>79943137
https://jisho.org/search/doria

>>79943405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IeCgmUc5Xw

>>79942945
you need to add a little bit of sugar to the dough so the yeast has something to eat. without a little added sugar or honey it'll take much longer to rise
t homemade bread baking anon

any one else having apocalyptic visions and nightmares? just me? haha nvm man im sleepy happy flag day

>>79943489
Are you getting triggered by the fireworks?

>>79943296
Explain kidney stones. They are real. How come people develop them when they are still young? Magic? Whatever it is, we are eating way too much salt and sugar these days. I'd rather only eat a little, not a lot.

>>79943296
>>79943545
It wasn't only lab rats. Some ethnicities processed sodium a lot worse than others. While some had almost no effect on them with high intakes.

>>79943104
Wow, they have access to all that stuff and they still are grossly incompetent? Man, we aren't hiring the best here.

RATE THE FOURTH
RATE THE FIREWORKS
RATE THE FOOD
RATE THE STREAMS
RATE THE THREADS

>Eimi fujo gfe where you read yaoi fanfics while cuddling in bed

>>79943319
How can you tell, they're all speaking Japanese?

>>79943645
I stayed home watching the house and cats while my mom is in the hospital/10

Michell Beegun wants a hot air balloon - LIVE!
Total hours so far in RDR2 server: 107

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPNBTkCvI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPNBTkCvI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPNBTkCvI0

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

>>79943545
Dehydration and/or too much potassium/calcium.

>>79943296
Depends on ethnicity. But its true that it is not bad. What is bad is a bad balance of sodium and potassium

>>79943491
Completely false. What do you think flour is? It's carbohydrates. Yeast has plenty to eat already. It eats the flour itself. Rising time depends more on the temperature of the dough, temperature of the room where you prepare that stuff.
t. homemade sourdough baking anon

>>79943645
2024/10
Loud/10
Good pizza/10
Eimi is hot/10
Brown/10

>>79943489
I'm just grumpy my bed's lower than the windowsill so I can't see the fireworks but I'm sorry about your schizophrenia anon.

>>79943738
sourdough takes longer to rise retard

>>79943726
Everything that has "salt" also has potassium and calcium.

>>79943645
Pretty fun, ate a lot of hot dogs, carne asada and cake since my moms b day is the day before
Sat on top of my garage to watch the fireworks

>>79943787
Zero sugar! Retard! Try it. Do it once in your life. You'll see that it's not needed at all.

>>79943866
i've made it. it takes longer to rise. read

>>79943757
I have never seen a girl make this face after taking a load in the mouth, ever. Even when they're trying to be sexy, they have never made a face that indicates pure bliss.

>>79943645
Decent/10

>>79943839
>Sat on top of my garage to watch the fireworks
kino, always the best moments

>>79943645
Hot
Not interesting
Leftover ramen & pork/10
Streams started strong, ended weak
Threads were alright today

>>79943866
>>79943901
and i don't mean a lot of sugar needs added. you put like 1/2 tsp in for a 3lb loaf

>>79943914
that is why 2D is superior
also, Pippa should watch Mushoku Tensei
it is pretty cool

>>79943901
Have you tried overnight cold fermentation in the fridge?

>>79943645
>RATE THE FOURTH
Compared to other years 4/10
>RATE THE FIREWORKS
Missing them as we speak/10
>RATE THE FOOD
Jello/10
>RATE THE STREAMS
Kept me sane/10
>RATE THE THREADS
7/10 Thank you faggots for giving me something to do othwr than sit here and watch either FOX or telemundos

>>79942817
>hear Lia laugh
>big smile on my face

>>79943956
>that is why 2D is superior
It is but at the same time, 2D is never going to actually suck my dick.

>>79943958
yes, in my pizza dough... and guess what? instead of it rising for 45mins to an hour it takes... wait for it...
>overnight
hostility aside glad to find another literal breadbakerfag in the thread.

>>79943636
>>79943728
>Some ethnicities
Which ones? I know the japs die from salt intake easily.

Why the fuck do chinese people point so much when they talk in movies, tv shows, and IRL

>>79943991
what she said, but unironically. I'm glad the Garo event was tied to pvp and gave you plenty of time to get all the gear you wanted.

>>79943645
My apartment is on a high spot so I got to watch fireworks from all the local neighborhoods and nearby towns. It was beautiful.

>>79943319

>>79942636
The archive is called archive.palanq.win and its a gud enough b4k clone
got you anyways https://archive-media.palanq.win/vt/image/1705/69/1705692293738.gif

>>79943958
Maybe it works with yeast, with my sourdough starter... it don't work. I needs some heat from the sun to rise that bitch!

>>79944062
Thanks for the virus

>>79944030
To tell others if they spot their natural predators, escalators, elevators or the british

>>79944047
How long did that collab last again? Like almost 3 years?

>>79944074
it'll still work. the colder temperature retards the yeast process, giving it a more complex flavor

>>79943951
you are adding basically nothing, just omit it

>>79943489
No, I just get flashes of deja vu from my past life.

>>79938149
she got outed as a fatty

I grow parasocial with posters itt I am too ill for vtubers,still gonna watch them though

>>79943489
You mean the future that induces panic attacks? Yes, what of it? Just cope and think it's memories flashing/repeating themselves reminding you they exist
also stop looking at the fireworks

>>79944263
Name your favorites

>>79944030

>>79944028
huh? Fish? Mercury?

Alright I gotta tap out of Eimi's stream, tumblrgirl too strong

>>79944074
That's after you put the dough in the proofing basket/banneton/brotform
>>79944026
After my starter wakes up the dough needs 3 and a half hours before it goes into the fridge for a secondary fermentation. First fold at 90min, second 60min after that, third, 30 min after that, and the loaf gets shaped 30 min after that. I understand why you wouldn't want to spend that much time though.

Is this schizophrenia?

>>79943645
But I'm Canadian?

>>79941670
>Says someone else isn't real man
>Has man boobs because he's fat

>>79944301
casiopea and pico weeks

>>79943914
>anon has never had someone truly love him
We're all gonna make it anon, just keep trying

>>79943766
it's not schizophrenia, I'm very lucid and clear headed. I'll just randomly have these visions while laying in bed. but whatever, I guess I should be thankful the world isn't actually ending yet

>>79944306
What movie?

>>79944346
I'm sorry anon... it's terminal

>>79944306
I'm so glad I came across this movie on a youtube Jackie Chan marathon recently, what a trip

>>79944153
I want to have bread in one day, I don't want to wait days for it

>>79944307
onion sauce

>>79944163
I've tried it with and without and the sugar does help it along faster and doesn't affect taste. I actually prefer honey though. here is my go-to bread recipe that i can make within a few hours start to finish

>>79944359
Anon, most girls just don't like taking a load in the mouth unless that's specifically their thing. It's not about love, they just don't like the feeling.

>>79944366
Jackie Chan's City Hunter

>>79944346
Don't worry, we're cancelling Canada day next year.

>>79944028
Black people are also pretty intolerant to salt

>>79944370
I know...

>>79944346
Looks like we will need to resort to MAID

>>79944410
Looks kino.

>>79944306
Before I realized he was asian, for some reason I thought the dude in red was Twin Peaks-era Kyle McLaughlin

>>79942753
People can close their eyes without thinking of racism, anon. Get some help

>>79944442
So white people are the few who can consume salt and milk...
Why are whites so loved by God, bros?

>>79944405
my ex always wanted it inside of her mouth or cunt and i always wanted to paint her tits or her feet with it. things didn't end up working out in the long run. I don't want kids

>>79944359
The only thing that matters is whether or not they swalloe.

>>79944460
There's a scene involving Street Fighter towards the end you need to see to believe, it's worth going through it rather than just watching a clip though

Last night i fell asleep watching Lumi
This morning i had a dream about her, and it was the worst kind of dream that i could have. She was doing a hand cam stream and suddenly announces that she has a special guest, it's one of her whales, they hold hands and flirt the whole stream.
I feel like killing myself, why am i like this? Why did i get so depressed from a shitty dream?

I am attracted to deaf girls, how bad is it looking chat?

>>79944510
Take your tampon out and don't let a little very light racial humour get you preaching on 4chan
https://youtu.be/FJZIl0JPmgs

>>79944529
>I don't want kids
I got a vasectomy this year so that's no longer an issue for me.
I already have one with another on the way so it's it was more of a "let's not have any surprises in the future" thing

>>79944522
whites and hispanics (I know, not strictly a race/ethnicity, fuck you) are the most tolerant ones if I recall correctly, but hispanics are just different degrees of white + mystery meat

>>79944346
Should've aimed a little more south when you were born dork unless it would put you on the west coast, can't help you there.

>>79944596
What /pcg/ does to a nigga.

>>79944596
It wasn't real anon

>>79944605
>not "how bad does it sound?"
so close

>Eimi's stream rn

>>79944510
Not him but shut the fuck up retard. I'm Chinese and I rip on the Chinese all the time.

>>79944522
I guess we're His chosen people

>>79944615
You're acting really weird when you hyper-fixate on what all the retarded 4chan kids want you to hyper-fixate on. Buy a spine.

>>79944596
...

>>79944694
kek
I learned asl to try and get closer to them

>>79944596
You got a premonition anon.

>>79944698
more like this for me

>>79941568
give her a pacifier

>>79944698
Eimi & Erina trying good lord >We need to find a way to give them access to an uncensored instance to molest their AIs is somehow always way too entertaining.

>>79944596
How cuckbrained do you have to be to dream this shit?

>>79944596
That whale? It was me

>All the AIs the girl talk to
Yeah, me

>>79944647
Yeah...

>>79944596
>A dream
Well there you go, that's all it is.
>Why am I like this?
It's a symptom of getting to involved, which can feel alright in the short run but eventually makes you feel like shit. Consider taking a breather if you need it, occasional week breaks or so helped me from getting to that point again when I got into watching Phase girls.

>>79944522
Centuries of drinking dairy has given us a resistance to it. Technically we're still lactose intolerant, just not as much.

>>79944596
>I feel like killing myself
please do

>>79944870
>getting to involved

>>79944392
Four times the amount of salt as sugar?! What?!
Here's my recipe
500 g flour
330 g water
50 g sourdough starter
10 g salt
That's all you need

>>79944596
You only had that dream because you saw something similar happen recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXp1ugpxj3E

Do you use you filters /here/ or are you straight?

Eimi's about to fuck herself on stream

>>79944880
>Technically we're still lactose intolerant
I drink pints of milk on an empty stomach without issue

>>79944976
do you have the "I'm getting cucked live" image?

>>79944596
LOL

I'd never do that to you guys. That's such a tacky way to do that

>>79944970
I am straight.

>>79944596
Do us a favor and kill yourself before you start cuckposting to "vent out your insecurities" like that other faggot

>>79944970
>are you straight?
No sir, no I'm not.