/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Essie is a real nurse now, so watch out

>>79893126
shaking in my veins rn

Esila is setting trap cards and gathering cult members off the graveyard with the most charming and innocent southern demeanor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3T1MwQoebc

>>79892976
I just want to bake once with that specific image, nothing more.
>>79893435
Wife

>>79893495
extremely noble, not very time sensitive
and by that i mean Esila with remain your wife for a long time and you will have plenty of occasions to bake her a thread with a ring in it

and now i'll be passing out listening to card game accents and comfy southern noises o7
you fuckers are pretty cool, seal you later

>>79893722
>not very time sensitive
indeed. then again, I'm both in /wool/ and /brg/ for Esila and only Esila. she's nowhere near large enough to have a personal general yet.

>>79894548
>I'm both in /wool/ and /brg/ for Esila and only Esila
Absolutely based

>>79895094
I love her.

>>79899109
boy, I'm glad Esila went with human pupils.

>>79899878
be nise

>>79900274

https://www.twitch.tv/rimaeri
>YEE TO THE HAW!!! HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!! WHAT THE IS A KILOMETR

https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna
Mining

I miss her already.

>>79892536
cute

>>79901627
Essie in da server

>>79906172
fo today

Yuuna is trying to train Essie to be her feeder...

>>79899878
I wonder if a fusion between human and sheep pupils would work. Be it human ones inside of sheep ones, weird cubic shape turning oval in the middle or something else.

>>79893126
Waiting for essie nurse art.

>>79912218
Here you go!

>>79912271
Now that's a healthcare professional I could trust with my internal organs

https://youtu.be/BsCyyT4dIbM

A strange bird went live
>wat da fwick
http://twitch.tv/essie_ch
>america ya!!!!!!!!!

>>79916605
KINO

>>79916605
okay this is kino

>>79916605
It's a sauropod... it's a giraffe... it's... vtuborwoman!!

>>79916605
>5 locks on the door
Her dad is a little paranoid maybe possibly

>>79916605
the creature wants to be held tenderly

>>79916605
>*Essie explains how to find and open her door*
>*instantly gets raided by fishy individuals*
>please check out Krum she is the cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest cutest cat and she is debuting a new model this week
>*makes sure to tell everyone she is home alone*
Krum is cutest cat this is a true fact

>>79916605
>on my road there was a dead squirrel
>there were vultures were pecking at it nyamnyamnyam
>and then all of a sudden a bald eagle picked up the squirrel and flew away with it
>and that's why i think bald eagles are the coolest
appropriating trash and pretending it's cool now that its yours, the most american thing to do

>>79892536
>this bald eagle sheep is now LEGALLY loicensed to practice as a noise in the United States of America
>kkCAAAAAW
>i can practice in multiple states
nowhere is safe...

>>79916605
>was watching Pillow earlier and the AI generated stream summary said
>>viewers are saying how cute the sheep and cat streamers are they are also requesting to see the farm cats and commenting on how cute the sheep Essie is
>i think she pulled up a sheep and call it Essie
>thank you somuch Pillow
>when i went it i was so confuse i was like what the heck
so anyways, Essie is the fastest test taker in that midwest state she cant place

>>79916605
>Lamb Essie learns about the idea of the world ending
>Cries herself to sleep over it
Cute...

hot season is upon us and so i ask, which sheeps implied they're sheared?

>>79916605
>Essie is very disapointed that Yellowstone's Old Faithful will not literally kill everyone ever just like that one tiktok she saw once foretold
>no exit-tensile cry-sis for the children
>THEY LYIN' so people dont panic
>goodbye mormons i guess...
>good luck chicago

>when i was still in my religious school i was literally like
>im too young to die... im only 7....
>id cry myself to sleep because i was so scared of the end of the world
>*Essie learns about volcanos*
and goes from
>i would love to look at a volcano 50 miles away from it with binoculars
to
>unironically we need a big volcano to explode and cool us down
in half a second

>>79920324
not Esila, she's being tormented by the family AC as is

>>79920324
we have seen many sheepgirl limbs, and it turns out they are all sheared so far
as to whatever your dirty mind is preoccupied with, most of the cute girls this thread yaps about are too shy to address that
but there tons of lewd sheep no one talks about who might tell you everything about their body

>>79921432
hope her brainworms subside

>>79916605
>let me google this...
>why is it safe to go in onsen in Japan?
>>there are still potential side effects of onsen use such as aggravating blood pressure or heart disease
>ahh?? what the-
>*googles some more* heart disease onsen...
>*why are hot tubs dangerous*
>yeah... they lower your blood pressure
>>hot tub place excessive demand on the heart potentially resulting in cardiac arrest or increase risk of stroke
>well if you are an old person do not go into a hot tub YOU WILL DIE
i love how curious and misinformed Essie it, constantly updating the simplistic model of the universe in her silly little head
>increased risk of stroke => YOU WILL DIE

>>79922418

>>79922418
>baachi gets high on ketamine and fucking drowns

>>79922418
>curious and misinformed Essie
It's fascinating to watch her brain actively work against learning useful information
>learns that she doesn't know where the arctic circle is or what countries are near it
>does not google a simple image to cement a very clear and visual piece of information in her mind
>instead instantly googles when to use a sauna or what to do to close your hair follicles
>stays misinformed and influenced by Tiktok
This silly creature would be so much fun to mess with on a daily basis and you should not trust her to raise children

>>79916605
>you need to have the long thing
>and the beans do not make the long thing
and thus Halloween proves that the dawg is a sausage and the bun is a mere costume

>>79916605
>one of the elderly cats i use to pet on campus is missing
>this cat was my emotional support...
>if you have no cats on your campus then your campus is dumb and stupid and lame

>>79916605
>venezuelan raid out of nowhere
don't they have to like survive over there?

>>79924673
https://www.twitch.tv/nandatayo
>She's a goat
The ewenity crosses even language barriers

>>79916605
>america bird hates on canada bird
>raided by mexico
>brazilian music playing
damn Essie really went global after her VSMP ar huh

>>79924673
Essie coded post
if she wasnt streaming right now this could have been an Essie post >>79922418
currency went to shit, but it turns out that, unlike oxygen, money is not real and people can exist without it
dont tell the rest of the world tho

think this is a vtuber doodling stream but we are 2h in and her cloaca aint drawing any chuuba

>>79924673
we have internet here ya know, incredibly shitty but still
>>79925113
>money is not real and people can exist without it
I'm going to physically harm you

>>79925113
>money is not real
say that to any south american

>>79916605
This is the stream now
and i love it

>>79916605
>disrespecting Krum after she raided
baka my head shakingly

>>79925113
>>79926006
Money exists to add artificial difficulty to real life

>>79916605
Foodguessr got 2 (TWO) "last one" not counting the baker's half dozen or so post last dishes
onto cityguessr

>>79916605
she cackles like some sort of avian creature but i cant quite place her species

did essie say anything about having played block game today and how long until she hops on cute girls server?

>>79931380
took about 20 minutes

Ayu will save us

Ayu is trying her best to save us on a bad internet day
https://youtu.be/0yibRJlcKpI

so raki had an essie coded anime moment at the beach, iykyk

>>79937552
after
>1 router reboot
>5 PNG retries
>1 PC reboot
>3 iTunes installs
>5 vTubeStudio restarts
>10 or so password guesses
we are now in block game

>been so busy i havent talked to anyone
ayu is cutegorl-starved

>>79937552
>Ayu found a sweet and pillowy message from a not so secret admirer she once had a threeway conversation with, along with Essie
>Yuuna is on the server
>Ayu remembers her first impression meeting Yuuna, she was very very sweet and kind
>not sure if she was streaming at the time

>another strange message complaining about chickens rights
from Scarlett

>off to hangout with Daiyayayaya and Cyon

>>79941267
>met a muted Pina
>witnessed identify thief
>shows off her buttcrack
>then ayu twerked and got sticky
>both Daiyons demand a ref sheet
it all truly really happened

>>79937552
1h4m Ayu goes to meet Yuuna
>*Yuuna was waiting slightly hungry so she could enjoy the maracons she knew were on the way*
>A: hi~
>Y: hi ayu~
>A: hello, i brought you macarons!
>Y: are you also gonna show me your butthole?
>A: HEY HEY how do you know about that???
>*giggles*
>Y: i...uh... plead the 5th! I will let you know that I very purposefully kept myself health bar and my food bar low so i could try the macarons
>A: it was an accident it was an accident okay! I called Cyon a whore cause she had short shorts on and i had to tell her that i am also a whore... so... so.... uh...
>Y: so mean to say there is a possibility you showed your butthole NOT on an accident?
>A: i mean... do you want to see it...?
>Y: i have a private room...
>*Ayu hops on Yuuna's bed and faces the wall*
>A: that feels so dirty...
>Y: stop!! ...you know what, I have a gift for you
>A: for me?? thank you thank you
>*laughing*
>A: it's a diamond hoe... with unbreaking on it... and mending.... it's never gonna be gone... are you calling me a hoe forever?
>Y: until you cover up your butthole

>>79937552
>Yuuna needs to figure out farming to make food
>so far Essie has been keeping her fed with pumpkin pies


>Yuuna explains that she now has a warp plate but it's upstairs with Mio's and no one thinks to look there so she will place a bunch of signs to point people to it and also the names are misspelled
>Ayu fixes the nameplates
>and on her way Ayu almost lost her wisdom teeth to a gang of roaming idols
>not happy with her lighthouse, Ayu going caving fo' today

>>79937552
>chestnuts roasting on an open fire~
is this essie/anuk brainrot?

>>79937552
>water break now, karaoke after
>also Ayu is toxic as fuck when she plays competitive games
she should play valo or even league with essie, it'll be cute to watch them both endlessly apologise to each other after the occasional burst of anger

>>79937552
no idea why she would even ask
>maicwaff and karookie
>starting with laufey
alright sure, kill me right off the bat

Ayu is making me gosling

>>79945240
It's too late for you brother. You're one of us now

>>79937552
>Ayu is singing riptide again
>calling this song VSMP-core
>it was pointed out in a previous thread >>79571311

Ayu reads /wool/
hi Ayu, i love you

Today, a decade long debate has finally been settled
This day will be remembered and commemorated for centuries to come

Ayu please get an adblocker/a better browser/youtube red or youre gonna get yourself doxxed through ads
Brave is decent at keeping ads away if you are not tech savvy enough for better solutions

>>79937552
this is a really comfy karaoke

meanwhile Essie is in the hag group

>>79937552
>essie dies, ayu only now notices she is on
>*sudden essie giggles*
>they meet

>>79937552
essie looking kinda hot today ngl

They're so cute together

>>79937552
i am enjoy this attempt at yandere rizz

>>79937552
>Essie: yeah, i saw it when i was stalking you~
>Ayu: ............when you what?
>Essie: so anyways!
>Ayu: ....do you wanna go on an adventure? i just want to hop on a boat and go really really far
this is all it takes, huh?
>be cute gorl
>stalk cute girl
>now she loves you and you are on a boat together away from judgment and the rest of the world

>>79937552
>yuuna getting loved on
>essie runs away after promising she will be back
sus

>>79948012
>do you guys think essie will come back?
>what if she leaves me alone forever?
>what is she doing aaaaaall on her lonesome?
>im gonna sit here and wait for her...
>...

>???: ayu? *mutters to herself looking for a crafting table*
>essie: when i look into your eyes, you make my heart explode! *launches fireworks*

essie...

>>79937552
>Ayu: let's do the maze! have you done it yet?
>Essie: y-yeah... i've done it in like 10 minutes
a 10minute timer was involved in the process but that is far from being the whole truth >>79861099
she lies so naturally sometimes...

>more toxic yuri, but this time, involving swords
none of this girl will ever be able to stay exclusive to anyone on this server

>>79937552
so that Ayu (on her evil arc) beating Essie into saying she will be exclusive to her and then breaking up with Essie so she becomes even more clingy, i think
>about 3h28 into the VOD

>>79937552
3h42
>A: you know you can make gunpowder right?
>E: that makes my life so much easier...
>A: you can make so many fireworks
>E: yippe! im so excited! i will blow up the world!
>A: ...
>E: ...
>A: ...
>E: ah...uh... nice weather we're having...
Essie then learns to not mess with underwater cities

>>79937552
>ayu tries to make essie sing
>she sorta wiggles her way out of it or genuine struggles at making it work
>they get distracted
>essie brings the topic back on herself
FOR SOME REASON SHE CHOSES TO RAP SOME ICE CUBE
>today was a good day
isn't it cute when cute girls use song lyrics to tell you how they feel?

>essie also wants to be serenated
>a bunch of monsters show up

>>79949516
>yuuna in the chat
>it's only midnight/3AM
she was listening to the whole thing 100%

>>79937552
Ayu is turning Essie into a gosling live on stream is this even legal???

>>79937552
>A: Yuuna is saying she's gonna spank us ...
>E: wha???
>A: it's okay, i dont mind... what about you essie, do you mind?
ayu is asking the right questions
as far as we know essie would rather avoid pain but she is a bit of an exhi-

>>79937552
>Ayu audited from MC video voice acting
>she had no block game knowledge but it paid well
>the audition process was awkward, knew right away she failed
wer are learning the deepest Ayu lore tonight

>>79937552
a cute scene
moments before essie mercilessly murders innocent turtles just to see what sort of item might drop, twice

>>79937552
>considering setting a whole village on fire, just for fun
they truly are made for each other...

>>79937552
>getting comfy at home and making a golem for fun
now this is a true sleepover activity

>>79937552
Ayu tried to summon an iron cock with a fat pumpkin head...

>>79937552
>two very nice and definitely not evil cute girls made a golem
>the poor thing runs for the hills, as fast as his heavy golem feetsies will allow
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEE

>>79937552
>named one of the golems Mr. VSMP
>Ayu hears voices
>checks who's online to see if there's a Pillow around probably
>it was Cyon, hiding where no one ever goes: at spawn but upstairs
>everyone is 'ired and eepy
>wrapping stream

Why does listening to cute sleepy girls make me feel this fuzzy

>>79937552
sappy tako time
>Ayu feels the closest to Essie of all the new girls she met on the sever
>glad she got closer to Yuuna today

>stream tomorrow
>then no stream for 4 days
>SAT SUN, meeting AX girlies
>MON TUE out all day still in LA
>might space, or drunk tweet/voice
>excited to show off AX shenanigans when she's back
>anxious to meet in person for the first time
>no idea how a drunk Ayu would behave on the twitters
>will try to stream tomorrow, maybe ASMR then MC
>feel free to maro if you have a preference
>not being in the VSMP gives FOMO but there's stuff that needs doing
>no idea when the stream will be tomorrow

>love the babygorls
>mwahs
>will see you tomorrow
>we ate a lot today, let's eat a lot tomorrow
>buhbye~
>bye guys, sleep well
>*breathy* bye-bye~

>>79951962
ancient medicine

>>79941866
https://youtu.be/afwYhF9PyYc?t=1191
Ayu shows her buttcrack, Cyon POV

sheep when

Tarkov sheep playing tarkov
http://twitch.tv/ohitsu_zi
>【30Lv PvE】ローグを制する者がKappaを制す
He who controls the Rogue controls the Kappa
looks like another sheep got lost in the desert looking for spice

I've woken up with a brilliant idea!
You know the phrase morning wood?
Well I will implant my seed into Pillow so I can knock up Pillow

a vertical Miyo sings and guitars
https://www.youtube.com/live/NeHKI4E0ljU

>>79959048
>i know i talk about food all the time but when it's time to eat i dont have much of an appetite
>lately i have been eating nothing but caloriemate bars
>so when i stood on the scale earlier today i had lost some weight
>i know this is not healthy but...
[...]
>and when i'm hungry i feel too lazy to cook something
>i would die if i had to live on my own
why do this to yourself

>>79940709
>ayu is cutegorl-starved
aren't we all

>>79960565
cutegorl maxing should be a constitutional edict

Wife time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtLwEcUOkA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgY16sZzDrA

Fuwamu is playing some sort of murder mystery today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyBwF1VCPKY

>>79962909
>Playing with viewers (ojisans)
This is the scenario:
>Midorigaoka-so is a pension on a small island.
>Except for Akechi, the owner of Midorigaoka-so and a renowned detective, and the pension's caretaker, all the guests have never met each other before.
>In the midst of all this, Akechi gathers the guests and speaks out as follows: ......

>--I have found out that a certain murderer has slipped into the midst of these people, aiming to take my life.
>His name is Masaki, the detective killer.
>The notice of the murder is tonight.
>So, I would like you all to help me find this "Masaki".

>A detective, a caretaker, and four guests.
Will the six of them be able to uncover the identity of "Masaki, the detective-killer" who has slipped through the cracks and arrive safely in the morning?
...and that's about as much nihongo as can be bothered to translate, with no effort
This is gonna be a lot of talking and i have cute girls to watch and games to play at the same time, if you are following along at home, good luck!

>>79962909
28min in
sussy fuwamu noises

>>79962687
this turned into another metric v imperial stream lmao

>>79962909
Naturally, using streamer luck, Fuwamu pull the worst possible role she could have pulled, making it basically impossible to comment on the stream honestly...

>>79962687
"breaking" news: Esila's mother is a cunt

>>79962687
she showed a cute winking photo of her model and she'll tweet it out later

>>79962687
she is so excited for her cow eye

noitan gorilla singies
https://youtu.be/u4n10wEUNlo

Meeple is geoguessing
https://youtu.be/NlhDq0lrsx4

The first two guests for Pillow's ASMR 101 show
She had said on stream the first would the doc but I was not expecting the weewoo

>somehow, these creatures keep waking up at the same time
i think they should share a bed Ayu can join too
and on that note good luck boys, cant livepost rn
catch you on the other side

>>79970466
Wonder if their periods synced too.

>>79962687
>>79968832
second stream delayed due to technical difficulties, she's in stream chat tho

>>79971673
update: it was Avast all along

>>79972927
live now

https://www.twitch.tv/eira_ch
Eira is live !

>>79962687
Why make two streams one after another instead of just one long one?
And why not just yap during playing?

>>79977739
very autism

>>79977739
because one is a simulcast with anilive while the other is yt exclusive. you can't show anything apart from your model through anilive but that's where she gets most of her money from, so she can't drop it, but she doesn't want to leave the rest of us out of the zatsu streams either it's her best content after all

>>79978318
What the fuck is even the point of that app ?

>>79979083
to sell it off to some shmuck as iriam in the west
except iriam is coming to the west soon

>>79979083
"Live2D without a computer" is the short answer.