/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>79919291
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>79919352
amen!

terminate groombullet

>>79919486
why are you using mama's pic for this again?

>>79919486
never

>>79919352
Amen

I take it the anon who said he'd bake decided to jerk off after all
>>79919352
amen

>>79919291
nice fish sticks

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1809011561891312105

>>79919794
i love northern elysium

>>79919486
>>79919578
He should use bettel because he hates armis

Shinri wants to fuck Freddy Fastbear

>>79919291
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS VG- 3D Showcase Celebration and Acrylic Stand MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempusvg_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>JOSUIJI SHINRI Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>GOLDBULLET Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/goldbullet_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/goldbullet

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaXnhDZDY8

The goldbullet 4th of July stream is gone... I don't suppose anyone has it saved?

HAKKA OPEN YOUR RUNESCAPE NOW

>>79920465
sorry, hes bouncing on my cock right now

I love Shinri

>>79920600
Well tell him to open runescape while bouncing on your cock then

>>79919578
Angry barafag that someone else is muscling in on Shinri’s gay muscleman niche

I love Machina x Flayon so much it's unreal

happy merica day

>>79919352
Amen

>>79919614
>Picrel
Kek

>>79921052
No... everybody has minimum two holes for a reason...

Just saw a midget that looked like a homeless man. I hope he gets help..

>>79921451
Be nice to hakka wtf

Confess your sins on this most freedomest day

>>79920465
why? latinx slop tier list starts in 5 minutes

>>79919614
I did and I found a life changing AV

>>79921527
Oi!
He's short but he doesn't look like a homeless man!

>>79921645
I want to be friends with my oshis.

>>79921645
I was the doctor Jurard went to get a checkup from, I told him he has throat cancer and can't raise his voice anymore as a joke

>>79921645
I don't like Flayon, I just like to get the roons turned on. I do the same for the other members, I just like to see anons indulge in their wild sex fantasies.

>>79921645
I tried to dig up a root from the Hollow Tree and I think I hit a fiber optic cable instead.

>I just like to get the Troons turned on

>>79921645
every night i imagine myself cuddling with flayon and i often listen to his streams while i fall asleep so i can hear his voice
and whenever i get too menhera and engage in disordered behaviour i cope by imagining my retarded oshi is doing it with me

>>79922245
I appreciate your honest work anon

>>79921645
i hope my oshi stays single forever

>>79921645
I genuinely don't care about idol stuff like karaokes and covers and orisongs, they're nice and all but I got into our boys for their personalities

>>79921645
I dunno if it's just burnout but lately I've been thinking our boys are kinda dogshit and haven't been watching streams lately because of that, except for ma boi Hakka of course (had to downgrade my menshi to the cheapest tier tho)

>>79912662
Woke up after the rebroadcast was over, but I heard he tacked on an extra hour and then some to it, so here.

Archive of Ruze's rainbow karaoke extension on 2024-07-04T18:00:46Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/lNj7ac_dMjE

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7bc70e05d2450717b2306bb6241f0a83ca57a916&dn=%5B20240704%5D%20Unarchived%20Rainbow%20Karaoke%20%28extras%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
Gofile (expires after download inactivity): https://gofile.io/d/59nF0v
Audio-only download: https://mega.nz/file/Q9hUGBoS#jGb9safv_gUJYrqxx-tw7e4NJ-gXkCQLrStmNZoRRdY

This is not the full rebroadcast; this is an excerpt from the stream starting at 2:41:40 (cuts in at 2:35:24 in the original broadcast).

Set list:
1. David Bowie - As the World Falls Down (as Azure; 6:18)
2. Days N' Daze - Misanthropic Drunken Loner (as Crimzon; 15:18)
3. Keyes. - Me Want Bite (as Citrine; 24:42)
4. Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill (as Verdant; 34:01)
5. Crush 40 - What I'm Made Of (as Turquoise; 40:35)
6. Richard Armitage - Misty Moutains (as Vermillion; 49:45)
7. Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (as Quinacridone; 59:16)
8. Slipknot - Duality (as Obsidian; 1:10:39)

Number of fragments in the original stream: 14301 (no stream discontinuities)

>>79920380
Was coincidentally testing some tooling at the time so here you go; haven't actually checked it so I'm hoping there's nothing that goes against my usual policies.

Archive of Gibby's eagle day stream on 2024-07-04T14:53:39Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/unzteUoHrOg

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1d80d3f143d28bffda381e4b7e6fb151eae929a5&dn=%5B20240704%5D%20Eagle%20Day&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
Gofile (expires after download inactivity): https://gofile.io/d/AqizIi

Number of fragments: 3352

>>79922992
07

>>79921645
Sometimes I imagine what it'd be like if another member was my oshi and it makes me miserable to think about

>>79922992
My hero, thank you
I think it just went down because he was spamming images probably not non copyright, nothing too crazy

>>79923769
Jurard had to put credits in a shitpost for a clip he showed like three seconds of, there's no way GB could've gotten away with all that.

>>79921645
I respect the amount of effort Ruze and Octavio put into their content but I don’t really feel any desire to watch either of them unless they’re collabing with Jurard or Hakka

>>79922245
based pervanon, hope you liked my flay feetposting
>>79922523
are you one of those menhera artists who draw flay cutting himself?

>>79924285
while i have drawn flay doing that i dont post my art online so im not whoever youre thinking of

>>79924538
I cannot believe the answer to that question was "no, but yes." Sasuga machiroons.

>>79924927
There's a reason this exists...

>>79924538
oh I wasn't thinking of one artist in particular, just that I've seen multiple roon artists draw him self harming kek
>>79925093
wtf stop posting pictures of me

>>79919291
This makes me think of the dad that makes sausages out of everything and now I'm thinking of mascot sausages

>>79921645
I hate machitroons circle-jerking and that /mans/ has kinda become their hugbox now

MAMA IS ON THE TELLY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzXyEBzObI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzXyEBzObI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzXyEBzObI

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzXyEBzObI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzXyEBzObI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzXyEBzObI

This is vastly incorrect.

>>79925654
It wouldn't be a circle jerk if you posted about your own oshis more, no ones stopping you anon

>>79925654
What are they circlejerking?

so which animatronic is going to penetrate shinri's saferoom first?

>>79925992
flayon, they're all taking turns

>>79926070
Me

>>79925992

>>79926070
Foxy.

>>79926070
Me. ____

>>79925889
im freddy

>>79926111
I'm kind of jealous, I wish there were more hakkitos to circlejerk with...

>>79926377
Just summon them with a mating call

>>79926377
But I don't want to jerk another hakkito...

HAKKA AND ZOMBIE DUDE ON THE ARRIBA ANDELE AYAYAYAY FOOD TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3D46FprrzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3D46FprrzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3D46FprrzQ

>>79926617
But I don't speak sombrero...
>>79926665
Can't we jerk Hakka together ;3;

>shinri crashed the game

>"How did you die?"
>"...lore."
This is good already.

>he keeps pressing escape

>>79926794
>jerk Hakka together
Ok that's more like it

>Hakka silently praying for Flayon's downfall...

Redpill me on avallum

>>79926794
Would a feathery wingjob even feel nice?

You could not pay me to watch Avallum.

>>79926794
>jerk Hakka together
Count me in

>>79927682
I'm willing to pay to not watch them

Hakka sweat-flavoured soup...

>>79927415
>>79927708
Drinking Hakka's taco sauce...
>>79927665
That sounds like a special at Hooters

>iced coffee
Is he gay

>>79928556
Yes

>>79928933
>picrel
Never fails to make me laugh

>shinri is an architect's project

Jesus I heard this new bitch is desperately thirsty for Holostars dick but I didn't know she was this dehydrated. She's sending messages almost ever 3 minutes.

>>79929110
>could eat a whole pizza and not even blink
ToT

>Hakka likes the black and white rangers
Of course

>>79928933
The day I realized he was based...good times..

>>79929166
>a Holo is acting like an active chatter? how dare she!

God dammit shinri my comments was right there no interruptions you could have read it!

>>79929166
Hey be nice to Rosco, he's just trying to make a friend.

>>79929166
Man I wish I was a holostar...

>>79929195
>spic is a BBC and BWC chaser
My oshi...

BONNIE
FIRST BLOOD

>>79929166
She's living the yume dream, you can't blame her for that

>>79929268
Calm down simp I didn't even say anything that bad.

>>79929086
What makes me laugh more is that he deleted immediately and then posted lizard facts kek
>THE TUATARA IS A REPTILE, NOT A LIZARD OR A CROCODILE!

>>79929166
Obligatory heeheehaha

Foxy plundered his booty, Night 3 is his first challenge

...man....I wanted an Axel stream tonight :( If his internet doesn't let him stream FNAF tomorrow so we can hear his adorable screams and whining I'm going to actually murder someone.

>>79929472
I love my unhinged reptilefucker birb so much

i think they forgot the tierlist already. but i'm happy hakka's having fun with a friend with similar childhood experiences

>>79929645
JEEZ-ASS
Just make a separate account at that point.

>>79929472
I was today years old when I learned that this shit is named after a reptile.

>>79928933
what game

>>79929791
Hey, she's a genuine fan. Can't call her out for that.

>Rosco shitting on the British beans

>>79929645
This made me spit out my soda in front of my family
Thank you for this 10/10 freedom post

>>79929791
she's new and excited. she'll calm down in a month

>The wall

>>79929919
At this point I think people ought to accept that anybody who is even considering joining Hololive will be going into it as a fan of others.
Hololive is no longer obscure; you aren't just gonna have people stumbling upon the application form and going "Why the crap not?"

>>79926167
>>79929663
I was right.

>>79929919
You can be a fan and not so obnoxious.

>>79930056
>a month
I dunno about that but we'll see

>>79930089

https://twitter.com/forwardvbs/status/1808815508751294890

>>79930224
kek

>>79926794
you take the other end

>>79930224
to be fair, bettel was supposed to be in hq, over two years ago

>>79930576
This is why we don’t do lore more often

>>79930089

Happy firework day, leader

>>79930830
i love him but i hate him at the same time

>there are times when ketchup makes me fucking cough
Hakka-chan...

>>79930939

are takis that mid? they don't sell them over here

pouring ketchup into hakka's mouth as torture...

>>79931108
shut up, leader. you've been gone for a week. who kidnapped you??

>>79929166
Look at this WHORE, so many messages and zero response, and on a collab no less. For shame!

>>79931077
>baby gamer
>baby health
>baby tummy
hakka baby...

>>79921645
The stars are boring I just like this community

>>79930830
My favorite vtweeter

HAKKA YOU SNAKE FUCKER

>>79931279
His thoughts.

>>79931148
To me yeah, I like em, but it's not like they are my favorite

Man I love ceviche

Man I hate ceviche

I have never had ceviche

Not this analogy kek

the tempus gamer condo...we could have had our very own nichjou anime if they only streamed offcollabs...

>When you hit your head, don't you feel a flavor?
What is this bird saying

>Hakka might be allergic to seafood

>>79931821
Gamer houses never work out. Sooner or later someone will end up raping Hakka.

>Have you ever hit your head really had
>It's that flavor
What?

>>79931821
Saving it for month in review (drunk mess with shitass microphones) and VG 3D collab (not even live, just camwhores for teitch) btw

>>79931737
KILL YOURSELF

Rosco's face is so cute I can't stop staring.

>>79931882
something something can't rape the willing

>"Who the hell tastes seafood when they hit their head?"

>>79931882
and they could have streamed the rape. missed opportunity, man

>>79932034
kys nigger

>>79931984
i've been primed to relate this phrase to awwtare posting

>>79932122
???
He's in the collab with Hakka it's not like he's off-topic. I like his model.

I remember during her debut you guys keep calling Liz based this based that and that you'd support her, but now that she's showing signs of being too close to the boys you immediately turned your back on her huh

>You don't chew? Oh, you swallow, huh?

>>79932211
die

>you don't chew? oh! you swallow, huh
>...your dad hates it when i spit on the floor

>>79932270
No. I like this collab. Cry about it schizo.

starting to get worried about hakka's health

don't fall for the bait, come here and eat this instead ;)

>>79932122
nta but i've been here before chupado and feel the same way. don't watch them at all but i appreciate the art

>>79932402
UGLY

This one is ready to marry Jurard

>>79932402
phantom is ready, go slow

>>79932402
I don't wanna get the clown AIDS

>>79932551
I love Azure Ruze and I never pretended I didn't.

>>79932551
I have hated Azure from day one and would slit his throat immediately if I ever got the chance

>>79932551
I would correct Azure

>>79932740
This but with Bavis Gettel

>>79932551
If Azure Ruze was a normal anime character I would gargle his cock

70 minutes in, they've ranked 5 items...

>>79933027
Was just about to post exactly this kek
Not complaining though, this is basically a food zatsu at this point

>SEAmonkeys

>>79932551
DIE

>>79933128
Lol, I don't mind, it's cute that they're having so much fun. It's pretty funny how little progress they've made with the actual tier list though.

>>79930213
were you in Astel's stream at the time?

>>79933027
This is the normal speed spics work at unless it's landscaping
t. lived around spics

I love Hakka's laugh man

Damn I wish I understood these jokes kek

>>79933499
I was gonna say, I wish some of y'all understood these jokes.
Shit has me dying, these dumbasses are funny as shit

Cholostars...

Shinri joins with Ruze in not wanting to romance children

>>79934202
the difference is that Shinri just hates children

>>79934194
one day, holostars ES

>>79934202
>"I have no reason to hang out with children or be around children."
This is not new news, folks.

>>79934297
I feel like that would be a yab speedrun branch

>>79932551
he already has hakka and octavio as his kittens. he doesnt need jurard

>>79934270
remember when he murdered kids while playing golf and laughed with so much delight

>>79934297
This is like asking for a SEA gen

latino bros, our language is dying

>>79934459
Discord kittens are one thing, an exotic trophy wife is another.

how is he able to click outside the game if it's fullscreen

>>79934578
The What the Golf streams were epic he laughed a lot.

>>79934297
holostars PH first

>>79934457
They're already making slightly racist jokes and making fun of latino stereotypes, imagine a whole group of these niggas kek

>>79934816
I want that
I also want a group of eastern euros to make racist jokes

>>79934743
because fullscreen is apparently broken on FNAF 1

>>79934743
multiple screens

>>79934816
If you think Latinos are bad, try a proper honest-to-God African.

>>79934816
The only reason his ES zatsus and family collabs survive is the fact that management doesn’t speak Spanish and the ES hakkitos stopped translating the yabs to protect him

>>79921645
I don't like to say this but i honestly don't give a shit to the rest of holostars or everyone in general including hololive and only stayed for jurard cause he funny and entertaining despite being loud as fuck and annoying little shit that needs to be rape corrected

>>79934967
kek he explained immediately after I hit submit
I wonder what is small 7th monitor is for

>>79921645
I hate Flayon

>>79934983
can vouch for this, they're sleeper agents

>>79935000
Really weird way to say you're an ipad kid

>>79935128
that's not a sin

>>79921645
I oshi both Hololive and Holostars members, and get excited whenever they have projects or stream events together.
Hot opinion, I know.

>hakka worked construction
huh I didn't know that

>>79935478
Every latino does eventually. It's out god given destiny.

>>79935144
And don't get them started on African-on-African ethnicities because some of them will unironically call for a genocide on the ones they hate the most.

>"Hakka fell off"

>>79934459
>Octavio
forced
>Hakka
crack
>Jutard
canon

>>79935623
even within the same fucking country, you can have so many tribes at it kek

>>79934459
>>79934704
>>79935654
ruze has TWO hands...ruzrextavio lives on

>>79935706
No wonder half of the continent went to shit over one tribe or family enriching themselves and going from exploiting everyone else or just slaughtering their opposition. You could almost laugh at how blatant it is.

>>79935889
i guess you could find the same behavior in other places, it's just more subtle kek

>>79934816
>>79934955
our racist magmite will be so happy

>two slices of wonderbread with ice cream in the middle
Hakka...

>>79921645
i got a real boyfriend coz my oshi won't stream

>>79936161
disgusting

>>79934761
never. having jurard and octavio is already cancer.

>>79921645
>>79931469
same. this place also used to be funnier before the machiroons invaded us.

>ywn do this with him on a hot summer night

>>79936587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQuyHADsVbo

>>79936514
I would rather literally any fandom that wants to celebrate and love their stars oshi then the stupid shitty seamonkey bait storm that we usually get.

>>79931469
Are you one of those people that always yaps on twitter and leddit about how much stars is underrated or some shit but don't actually watch them

>>79921645
I feel bad that I don't watch much JP anymore because ever since Armis there's just been too many EN streams and I don't have the time

>>79921645
every time i see rio's twitter handle i read it as mina serioch

Hakka eating the skin of kiwis...

>Kiwi...with the skin on
Did Flayon infect him

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57122449
This fanfiction is a masterpiece, too spicy for teaniggers tho

>If god made it hairy, so be it

>with cane sugar
As all fizzy drinks (except topo chico) should be, corn slop death

hakka is sterile...

>It's not like I want to have children anyways

>>79921645
I think it's time for cover to look for people interested in holostars outside the vtubing scene. The boys all "feel the same" now in lack of better words

>Do you like the pain?
>Hey...don't judge man

>>79937177
You're not the only one anon
>>79937360
Hey don't knock it till you try it. I tried kiwi with the skin on because of flayon and it wasn't that bad

Do these two goofs not stretch? The fuck

Aww, Rosco was a Hakkito

Texan Hakka...

>Watched Hakka before his debut
>Hakka followed everyone from FSP except him at first...

>>79921645
I think Jurard having randos names stapled to him during streams is ugly as shit, he's not my oshi--I didn't even know why he had the names there at first, but every time I pop in once in a while and I see them I just think it's ugly.

>>79937968
>Vtubers
>Being healthy

>>79921645
I gave those Magni swastikookies to a Hispanic family and they loved them. Especially the mother.

>>79938439
you're not the only one who thinks that. i guess it's ok since he gets money out of it. but sorawrity makes him lots of assets, why cant they make him better looking nametags

>>79938439
Reminds me of that time he was on someone else's stream and the chat kept calling Jurard "Laura" or some shit because of the member nameplate
Stupid lizard

>>79938439
His highest membership tier is having your name stapled to his model for a week. Tavi does the same thing but I think his version is better because he makes a little puppet representation of them and perches that on his shoulder

>Ruze is a burger cutter

> i have a small mouth
> i can expand it for you

>>79938783
That’s his personal project, he decides what to do for his highest membership, I wouldn’t expect anybody to make assets unless he commissioned them for that purpose. The people paying $500 for the privilege of ruining your stream are happy with it so who cares?

>Chew the pizza
>Spit it out
>Chew it again to get the flavor a second time

Hakka...

>>79938439
paypig sorawrity missed the chance to change their names to be adjectives

My proxy finally sent me Flayon's birthday vp and I'm happy goodnight /mans/, also
>20 minutes
What the fuck is his problem

oh god he doesn't even remember the pickled pepper zatsu

Shinri is good with his tongue

>>79939700
>4 inches
>20 minutes
TTToTTT

>>79939945
Wonder if he can whistle...
https://x.com/mattraeluvz/status/1610474029470879749

>>79939945
yeah

>>79940292
Stupid sexy Leader…

Jesus christ hakkers

The melon sellers straight up doxxing Hakka kek

i'm changing my name to Alejandro

>that guy from yakuza
>that guy from vice city
Baby gamer plz

>>79921645
I think anons complaining about other fans are niji insiders and trying to sow disorder in the fandom, so I never take their opinion seriously.

>>79941908
wrong. i'm merely a bored altventurer.

finally! colonialism bonding!

>>79941908
WRONG! i just like to bully HQucks

I wonder if Banchou's actually dying. That emergency really was serious if he still couldn't stream today

>Possible Elden Ring gorilla after his meeting

>>79942752
I need it after this boring night

the zombie is encouraging hakka to play more souls

>>79921645
Every now and then I fantasise about applying, but I'm a talentless hack.

>>79942499
>bettel picrel
same thing

Shillzoin at it again

RATE THE COLLAB

>>79943488
YAPPACCINO / 10

>>79943488
10000000/10
hopes they do more

Blue fuck doko?

>>79943488
DORITOS/10

>>79943571
don't check inside your walls...

>>79943488
shrimp/melon truck guy doxxing their whole family kek, holy shit they can fuckin yap. wouldn't mind seeing more rosco around, maybe i'll go back and watch the vod of gibby's collab, he seems funny as hell

>>79943571
Watching the fireworks

>>79943600
m-my walls?

>>79921645
I like Holostars, Nijisanji, and First Stage Production and I don't give a shit about low IQ tribalfagging console wars. I watch who I like.

>>79943488
Spics are cute/10

>>79943027
do it anyways

https://twitter.com/rakata_rakata/status/1808960516834144308

>>79944103
based

>>79921645
I want to join hololive but the only thing I'm good at is being funny. I can't sing, I can't do asmr, I don't have an attractive voice, and I'm always late.

>>79944332
sounds like bettel except he isnt funny

>>79944332
hello, magni dezmond

>>79943488
Amazing/10 hope they collab again. This was a blast.

>>79944103
based take anon

>>79944332
as long as you don't have a complex about being cast as "the funny guy" of your unit, get in. the idol journey is about growth. let us see you become not-a-failure on the big screen.

>>79944332
Ollie is somehow still in hololive, you too can do it anon

>>79944487
kek

>>79921645
i want to join holostars but im actually funny, i can sing, good at games and consistently work hard so i wouldnt fit in

>>79944332
>not attractive
You have no idea what our preferences our. Try us.

>>79944398

>>79944103
who cares, it's off-topic 99% of the time anyway.

>>79944551
that's true, but are you dumb?

>>79944593
???

>>79944332
>post clearly specified hololive
>all replies are about holostars expect one
???

I just found out the truth. Goldbullet is not an Eagle.

>>79944689
mods are fucking useless cant even ban the doxxnigger

>>79944606
sorry anon i lied im just menhera as fuck

>>79944684
Maybe if I don't say anything they won't notice me pulling a yugo

>>79944684
>expect

>>79944332
>woman
>funny

>>79942721
I hope that means he'll reduce the amount of screaming during his streams

>>79939505
Now that i have looked up the conversion rates, americans are lucky to pay only $500

hate hate HATE anon

>>79944813
A new woman friend for hakka, nice!

love love LOVE anon

anon sounds kinda like flayon

>>79921645
bettel purposely overlapping godbullet's birthday was the last straw for me and I won't watch him anymore

birb guerilla in 20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UQxSI4br50

>>79943027
like only 2 of the current members have any talent

>>79945150
Which one?

>>79945444
the elden lord journey continues

>>79929791
That's what other talents do, I remember Lui said she uses her personal account to chat in Marine's stream
>>79929919
She should read the rules then

>>79945444
I hope he drops being a mage. I say as an ex-pure mage build, switching over to bleed or arcane will serve him better

>>79945524
WRONG
AXEL AND HAKKA CAN SING
FLAYON CAN VOICE ACT
SHINRI CAN GAME
BETTEL
ALTARE CAN RAPE
They're all very talented people

>>79945444
ON THE TELLY NOW

>>79921645
I got doxxtellion’d irl. Felt the same kind of dread like when he shows up unwanted on my timeline no I didn’t say anything to the guy but I now understand why everyone wants to pick him up

>>79945809
>BETTEL
kek

>fat rolling
>"it's fine"
no it isn't

>>79945885
I thought you were saying irl like you saw him at chickfila or some shit I need to stop drinking

>>79945524
Also, I haven't spoken a word of English in years. I tried recently, and my accent got outrageous.

>>79946488
you should practice by making shota asmr voice packs for us

>>79946488
It can't be that bad

Hakka is on his period

>>79946262
that’s what I’m saying kek. I saw him today and I didn’t think I would feel so tilted.

>I’m the communal girlfriend
yeah, /ours/

>>79947089
why didnt you kill him?

>>79946771
It's probably comprehensible, but the difference between how I used to talk and now irks me very much.

>>79947410
Your accent may be thicker now but there's lots of people that love thicker accents, all you need to do is make sure it's comprehensible. Just try it out dude, you never know until you do. Unless your accent is French. Then don't.

>>79947355
the convention police took my sugoi samurai sword gomen

>>79947630
i would have killed him with my bare hands

>>79947630
well next time beat him into an inch of his life anyway. know you do it for us

>>79947630
you should have thrown a tomato at him

>>79947536
I know that it will get better. It's just discouraging that I got so little practice over the years.

>>79947700
Thank you Flayon, very nice

>>79947886
What are you waiting for? You can get the free practice right now, go start streaming.

>>79945215
that's not a sin, former bubbytellion

>>79948107
considering this thread's reaction to it, definitely feels like it...

>>79948170
>easily groomed by the thread
anon...

Skip the 'log button

>>79948177
>>79948177