/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

let this soundpost reign uncontested as queen of the night

Day 6! Give it up for day 6!

Gura gets to fuck this every night in Japan.

>>79875923
I wish I could watch.

DO NOT DUMB! NO DUMB ALLOWED!

>>79875489
Apparently, you can't argue against any of them.
Sorry, but the fanfiction you just pulled out of your ass isn't "the simplest reason". It actually requires you to make a lot of baseless assumptions, ignore inconvenient observations and generally just do a lot of mental gymnastics to get around the paradoxical implications, all of which are completely nonsensical and absurd.
The truth is, the "simplest reason" is the same now as it's always been - namely, that something is getting in her way. In fact, it's even simpler now than it was before, because we don't have to assume that she's busy with some unspecified projects anymore; it's now a given

I love my baseball influencer wife Gawr Gura

I'm trying to sleep the but birds outside wont let me. Cock-a-doodle-FUCK

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>79876093
She's playing Monster Hunter, watching movies, and everything else all while she can't stream for... some reason. The thing getting in her way is her wanting to do other things because she enjoys them more. She told us she does earlier member streams when she gets the urge to stream and there have been so many of those lately.

SAME-BEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU

>>79875772
Why does that child have budding breasts? She's way to young to be in puberty

>>79876155
samen

>>79876282
>For... some reason.
You have no evidence to be any more specific, so yes.
>The thing getting in her way is her wanting to do other things because she enjoys them more
Then prove it, anon. Post some sort of evidence, even a single SHRED of evidence, in favor of your position. Until then, this is nothing but speculation, baseless assertion and empty words that have absolutely no connection to reality.
>She told us she does earlier member streams when she gets the urge to stream and there have been so many of those lately.
And I eat when I get hungry. That doesn't mean I'll eat while hungry if I'm also feeling ill.
In the same way, Gura either might have something pulling her away despite having the urge to stream, or some external factor might be causing her to lose the urge to stream.
Your arguments are weak. Get better arguments.

>>79875772
her cup size is AAA

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>79876685
That's an underage girl

goob morning
i love gura

>>79876685
There's an external factor called wanting to do other activities more calling her away. It's the simplest explanation whether you accept it or not.

>>79877042
T u T

>>79877261
or you know, she just doesn't feel prepared or well enough to stream since she feels a lot of pressure to be entertaining when she's live, same reason why she does practices before every karaoke for days. but go ahead and continue having this bad faith argument without me

>>79877261
>There's an external factor called wanting to do other activities more calling her away.
No there isn't. Which is why you can never provide any evidence for it - because it doesn't exist.
>It's the simplest explanation whether you accept it or not.
It's not an explanation at all. Your problem isn't that we don't accept your fanfiction, anon, but that *reality itself* doesn't accept it. Sorry.

I can't stop reading manhwa

>>79877448
How's does manhwa compare to manga?

>>79877530
Honestly a lot better lol, they also updated every week unlike manga which updated every month

Baguraette honhonhon

>>79877530
Most of it seems to be isekai trash

>>79877575
What's better? The writing?

>>79877406
Wow, maybe these reasons why she doesn't enjoy streaming that she has talked about many times could be connected to her lack of desire to stream.

The feet pictures. Hand them over. I deserve them.

hello visitor here. I heard gura is playing Age of Empires 2, is that true? Did she mentioned her favorite faction and strategies, stuff like that?

>>79878009
Strategies?

>>79877826
Sometimes yeah, art is way nicer

>>79878009
wololo

>>79878003
I also want feet pictures.

>>79878009
She only mentioned it briefly iirc. My pipe dream is that someone points her towards Spirit of the Law so she can learn to play competitively and we get a "Road to 2k Elo" arc

Gura owes me a lot of sex

Sex with a fembud.

>>79878417
Do you consider dancing sex?

Gurass

>>79876421
AAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz!

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>79878908
>>79878946
fuck off antis

Gurass

>>79878003
>>79878187
feet

>>79879065
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>79878566
What kind of question is that?

>>79879142
meds

>>79879142
Repent, hereticbud

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>79879347
>*rape*

goobnight chumbies

>>79879742
Don't

>>79879940
Oyasame

>>79879983
too late

>>79879940
goob morning

dammit chumbies... i can't stop smiling rn, i want to hug her so bad aaaaa

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>79881745
Hugs are overrated. They just make me horny.

I love my wife so much!!

look at this little whore

>>79882912
Don't call my wife that.

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>79883489
I hope not, LA is a shithole.

Shion is vastly sexier than Gura.

>>79883586
She would probably love LA if she stays in the rich part of it.

>>79884087
Shion is built for raping, Gura for lovey-dovey romantic sex on top of Shion's unconscious, well-raped and ryona'd body as a mattress

Gura

>>79884565
Even the rich areas are shit,

Remember to grill meats today Ameribuds

>>79885723
Did someone rape you at LA or something?

>>79885287
Yeah that's my wife's name. What about her?

>>79885965
Remember to Zero Seats(tm) today Bongbuds.

Booba huhaha

>>79886423
i cast a curse on you

>>79885970
Nope, but since you've brought it up, anything you want to tell?

Hi

>>79887711
Hey

>>79875772
https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1808697265319534894?t=I0zT9hnrIOBP6KXIcl679w&s=19
>Gura gets another re-release.
Please give us a new figurine I already own all of them...

>>79887947
I want a catshark figure so bad...

>>79887947
Why bother wasting time making something new when it still sells? They target the anime casuals not the Gura fans.

>>79887067
I'll take that as a yes.

>>79888370
As will I.

Why do so many chumbies get raped in LA?

>>79888803
Apparently LA is a shithole according to this guy >>79883586

>>79888852
It's just expensive and too hot. They do have a nice Korean escort scene over there though.

so she is gone again huh?
man imagine my shock

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>79889120
ignored in /#/ again?
have a pity (you)

You guys like my pet cat?

>>79889284
Is your cat trained?

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>79885965
I shall bud - I'll let out a cheer at the fireworks show for (You) :)
>>79886080
Hear hear! God Save the King and God Save Nigel Farage, establish that beachhead in parliament you daffy melon!

...Take him to LA!

>>79890981
Fembuds hate me. That won't stop me from following them at a uncomfortable distance at AX.

>>79892486

My Gurandma.

My Wife.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>79892552
I'm gonna find you fembud. I'm getting that girl smell into my nostrils.

Are they doing a meet up at the baseball game?

I like that one picture of the kindly dino gura

>>79876155
samen

>>79879742
>>79880603

>>79893732
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I can't spend america day with my mommy...

>>79893732
ye

I wanna have a big BBQ with Gura and feed her my tasty meats...

>>79888078
literally any of her outfits would be welcomed.
I specially look forward for an atlantean one.

>>79888231
Classic Gura suffering from success.

https://exhentai.org/g/2974799/97f290a39f/
the last 4 panels are still missing...

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura should watch the deer anime with us, it looks like it's gonna be really good.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>79895606
See that burger? That's my peen T u T

>>79895853
Your peen is awfully rotund...

Happy America day, you retarded faggots! I couldn't have a better brother.

>>79895295
>Flat as a board
>Still bold enough to wear scantily clad bikinis to showboat her assets
>Flexes in front of you
I love her so much bros

>>79896101
He's been bulking!

>>79896186
ok tsundere bud

Gura hot Gura hot!

>>79896323
Hey I genuinely mean it. I'm not tsundere.

>>79877042
Imagine the sex

>>79897209
you'd probably have to do everything while she just lies there and lets it happen

>>79896190
Yet she's still incredibly insecure and doesn't like showing anyone her body.

I hope Gura is having a nice 4th of July. It would be nice if she didn't ghost us.

Gura
Wife

>>79897598
Yeah
Mine

Goob morning retards

>>79897529
she shows it to me, and only me

MURICA!!!

>>79877622

>>79893732
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY AND I MISS HER SO MUCH!!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>>79898051
>Pictures taken moments before disaster...

>>79893732
Yes I am mister

I hope Cover is not letting her stream so they can keep up the kayfabe that her "appearances" are live. We know she's not at the actual game, Yagoo. Retard

>>79898051
FUCK YEAH! COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH!

>>79893882
Least perverted chumbud

*honks like a goose*

>>79898129
La basé

>>79898353
maybe, or she just doesn't want to

>>79898501
That's a big bobr

>>79898051
Endermen attacking Gura just after she claimed the end as rightful American clay has got to be the most funniest gura moment in a long while.

I’m a bobr!! Kurwaaa!!!

>>79897986
But it's the afternoon

Gura's tummy says that it wants to eat lots of avocado tomorrow.

Dude is relentless.

>>79899475
based autismo

>>79899135
I like to sleep in sometimes

>>79899267
But then she'll shit herself in the middle of her performance..

>>79899267
It's funny that she completely forgot that she threatened to beat us with her brush. Actually it's not that funny, she legit seems to have memory problems, she even worries her genmates.

I want to get the exclusive dodgers gura merch but driving in LA sucks.

>>79898051
I missed this stream. Why did they end up using the American flag?

>>79899839
I don't want to spoil it for you.

I hope the Dodgers collab tomorrow isn't cringe. I have a feeling it's going to be. Those fans have no idea what a vtuber is. And I bet we'll only see like 25 people who are Holofans who actually bought tickets. It's gonna be embarrassing

>>79899475
to be fair she did kinda dangle dmc4 again
also thanks for getting me to look at youtube comments again, good to see the 'only toxic parasocials want streams' thing is already starting back up

>>79899737
I'll change her diaper after her performance is over, it's okay.

>>79899956
You missed the stream too didn’t you

>>79899956
You can. I'm not going to watch it. I don't like watching vods because it feels like I already missed out on the stream.

>>79899475
>>79899630
>Thinking she won't finish Luigi's Mansion of all games
I know you passive aggressive fags are still assblasted over DMC4, but please try not to be completely retarded.

>>79900052
Honestly her not streaming for a week right after the first part is a pretty clear sign that she's never touching it again.

Huurrrrr. Gerber berger booba bees ba.

>>79899989
I just see them as actual antis playing both sides, falseflaggers and drama tourists

>>79899989
You never bother criticizing her directly so you made your bed.

Huh? Bee ba booba gerber berber?? Bee ba boo…ba!

>>79899974
>I hope the Dodgers collab tomorrow isn't cringe.

>>79900558
Just try not to spilling your spaghetti when the cameras start showing you

>>79900191
You fellas should start making wagers instead running your mouth.

Sometimes I wish I had the same type of energy a lot of people have to get into fights on the internet.

>>79900659
If she can't handle the cameras, then she shouldn't have agreed to be there in the first place.

>>79900747
I don't like internet fights. My heart isn't as strong as it used to be

>>79900676
I’m gonna T u T your little girl’s T u T if you know what I mean. T u T

>>79898353
It would be cool to think I'm in the same stadium as my shark wife. I'll have a good time regardless. Too bad the merch is made for manlets like usual.

>>79900842

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz! Unf unf unf!

>>79899974
Dodgers lifelong here. I'll whip the ojisans into a frenzy.

I read that
>LA has hosted a ton of cringe things before. Normies in LA are more tolerable of these things due to the greater diversity found here.
Dodger stadium has hosted Hello Kitty night event before which turned out to be a very popular and successful event. Think they're hosting another one later this year.

>>79901045
I messed up my green text...

I want to eat the dodgers sushi

>>79900828
In retrospect even when I was underageb& I wasn't big into internet fights. I'm really just not the type I guess.

>>79901143
I want to eat Gura's "sushi"

>>79901045
Thats good. I'm still nervous about the three of them singing.

>>79901241
You’re just a big cry baby loser. Come on. You big bitch. Hit me with your best shot.

>>79901327
It's time for the JPs to sing in engrish. See how it feels.

>>79901327
Absolute unequivocally would.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>79901124
Oh nyo! How embarrassing chumbie!!

>>79901498
>*Li touchí*

>>79901498
If wanting a cute feminine small wife is being a creepy pervert then so be it.

Polishing each of her toes with my tongue

>>79901362
Your dumb mesugaki like antics doesn't make me angry at all, it's just endearing.

I believe Gura has the puffiest vulva in Hololive and have yet to see evidence disproving my theory

>>79900924
woah shes squibbin

>>79901856
it's a fact, just look at her bulging puffy mons

>>79901856
Gura to animators: make sure my cunny looks EXTRA puffy

>>79902009
Shark peen. T u T

>>79901975
Look at that body. That's peak female performance.

>>79901045
The 2 jap players on the Dodgers, Shohei and Yamamato don't even know who she is. They were asked, lol.

>>79902364
how long have they been in america?

>>79902472
10 minutes.

>>79902505
oh are they new players for the dodgers?

america ya

>>79902581
Cute goob.

>>79902615
cute. what's the audio from?

>>79902701
The audio is coming from the webm you stoopid baka dumbud

>>79902701
Azumanga Daioh

Dino Gura is shit

what if gura was a crab

>>79902472
Yamamoto just recently came from NBP and had a rocky start since the ball is slightly different there. Ohtani has been here since I think 2018. He played for the Angels but they ain't it and fucking suck.

>>79903068
I would love her and pet her just as much as I do now.

>>79902934
Say that to her face not online fucker and see what happens

>>79903068

>>79903068
cook and eat

What if Gura was a frog?

love you, stinky!
goob night

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Regular blue Gura is stronger than a lot of people think. Witness this moment of strength.
Dino Gura never stood a chance.

NTA.
Whether she wants to stream or not, the long periods of unexplained, unannounced absences and complete lack of communication are incongruous with someone that cares about us as much as she says she does.
I think she's been a lot better lately, but those 5 months of avoiding us followed by another 2 months of silence aren't something that people do if they deeply care about you.
I think if you did that to anyone who deeply cares about you, like your parents, then they would become extremely worried and sad. And so you don't do that to your parents because you love them.
But Gura is completely willing to do those things to us and that shows a distinct lack of emotional empathy or sympathy, which is something people tend to have for those that are important to them.
The exception is sociopaths, but Gura isn't a sociopath.
So the only explanation left is that she doesn't care that much about us.

>>79903624
Don't worry. Dino gura is durable

>>79903685
Meant for >>79876685

i read mittsu's gurame comics. i've turned into a lesbian

>>79903685
Nice fanfiction

>>79903685
You probably realize that maybe 3-5 people will read all of your guy's text.

Not reading that drivel.

Mucho texto !!!

I will breastfeed Gura and change her diapers.

>>79903802
they're just friends
gura and shion want each other's bodies, though.

>>79904165
Oh god they fuck everytime she's in Japan I bet.

Gura needs to come out of the closet already and just accept the fact that she's a huge fucking faggot!

>>79904377
yeah for me..

>>79904377
She's gay for me only.

>>79903685
Why do you use newlines to make yourself obvious like that? You do it when you're acting out your Gura raped me routine and other weird angles too.

>>79903890
That's okay. It was just a response to that anon.
If I wanted more people to read it, I would've posted it around 8 pm.

>>79904486
It's not just that. I think most people around here aren't going to bother reading long worded posts that are also involved in thread long arguments.
You seem alright though, still didn't read.

>>79904165
>Gura gets behind shion and starts to rub up against her out of a habit.
>Shion makes a gesture to Gura to fuck off and shoves her off while turning around to give her a glaring look for a split second
>Gura realizes she dun goof'd and will have to sleep on the couch tonight
Poor goob just can't contain herself.

I want to slide my finger up her butt and feel her squeezing down on it

>>79904424
>>79903847
You're really, really dumb if you think I'm the pajeet. The pajeet doesn't possess my vocabulary, nor does he write the way I do. His posts are almost always accompanied by promises of exclusive information.
Literally, I am the anon that makes fun of him by posting the "she stole my pringles" parody whenever he posts his rape fantasy.
I suspect you must be ESL if you can't tell us apart. The pajeet's posts are extremely obvious, even when he isn't posting about being raped or Cover trafficking Gura to investors or whatever. Like that time recently where he pretended to know how local labor laws affect international businesses and tried to act as an authority by claiming he had experience suing large businesses.

Ultimately, I think you're upset because of what I wrote, but at least know I don't hold negative feelings against Gura. I'm membered, she's my oshi, and I love her. But I don't think she's as honest with us as she could be. That's all.
Have a good one.

>>79903685
>>79904486
That's cool. Tell Gura herself that then if that's how you actually feel about her.

Why won't Ame accept Gura's advances?

>>79905260
I wouldn't know if you were the Pajeet or not because I refused to read past the first sentence
Which means you might as well be the Pajeet in my mind

>>79905260
>She's my oshi, but I think she's a liar and lacks empathy.
>No, I won't ever tell her that.

>>79905370
I think most people are liars, anon. Including you.
I think Gura is less of a liar than most, but I've observed that her actions fundamentally diverge from the things she tells us.
I still love her.

Pajeet this Pajeet that. I'm not really raciest, but I can't help but find Indians funny.

its time to seriously consider cutting open a hole in my smol gura plushy and inserting an onahole

>>79906212
JOKER DON'T

>>79904424
He gets off when people recognize him.

>>79906212
Take pics. Gura loves this kind of thing.

Is there a meet up at the game or not?

You guys descend into madness way too quickly. How can you not be used to this by now?

>>79906212
Nice

>>79906955
Lots of new people even during the long hiatus

>>79906212
Based

>>79906903
Lots of people are meeting up. Message Kai De Novus or Mas0n on either Twitter or discord.

I want to restrain Gura and tickle her feet until she wets herself.

>>79907033
Gross

>>79906955
I'm actually pretty chill. Don't let vocal minorities change your mood.

>>79906955
if you were here for what we once had it'll always sting
however this is also actually one guy eternally getting free (You)'s from the newfag who showed up a few months ago

Gura kisses us more than she used to but I don't see anyone saying that all the time.

>>79907589
I'm always happy when she love bombs me

>>79907676
love bomb is an anti phrase if you love gura you won't use it

>>79907033
I'll show up but idk how normalfag lots of these people are or not.

Gura
Tummy

>>79907737
I think you're in too deep in your little internet fights

>>79907912
Filled with
My goom

>>79907948
no, the definition of the word is inherently anti
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_bombing

>>79903802
They are lovers and Shionfags are retarded

>>79908063
this is what happens every time she drinks oat milk...

>>79907589
She's been slowly coming to terms with the fact that she's actually in love with her chumbies and that we're together forever.

>>79908349
mostly me though

>>79903685
but what about workload paralysis?

What is workload paralysis?
Workload paralysis can be defined as feeling overwhelmed by the amount of work you have to do. It figuratively paralyzes you with fear and makes you unable to do anything at all. Even small and insignificant tasks seem difficult.This feeling kills motivation and blocks out your inner resources, instead of accumulating efforts to actually solve issues. As a result, you procrastinate, and your tasks pile up. Work still needs to be done, but time is flying, and you’re feeling even worse – stressed, exhausted, and guilty.This is like a vicious circle. But the good news is that this circle can be broken.

Causes of workload paralysis
Workload paralysis can be caused by a variety of factors, and these factors are often interdependent. One issue often leads to another one, creating a chain reaction.
We can roughly divide the causes of workload paralysis into two groups:
1.Health-related reasons. A lack of sleep or insomnia, poor diet, and insufficient physical exercise directly affect our cognitive ability (which is so important for knowledge work), let alone the physical condition of our body. When your energy level is so low, you cannot be productive. And when you’re not productive, you don’t meet deadlines, you don’t achieve goals, and the quality of your work drops.

2.Heavy workload. Having to deal with difficult tasks, make decisions, and take responsibility can cause high levels of stress and lead to work paralysis.

Gura can't be potty trained

>>79908648
It's impossible to potty train someone who is already potty trained. She's a big girl and can do her own pees.

>>79908904
Gura..don't lie..

>>79908904
Gura wears a diaper even though she's potty trained because she likes being changed.

She had just gotten home from Japan this time last year, and went back about a week and a half later. Im not saying there is any real proof she's there but it would make sense.

>>79908223
Gura cute

what if gura

Gura gives it her all when she streams and I'm forever grateful for that, no EN girls are like this.

>>79909205
wow, two loaded statements, I simply must reply

I believe aliens exist, the somewhat intelligent kind, kind of similar to us. But I don't believe they've ever actually visited us.

>>79909205
KEK

>>79909223
this child looks lost

>>79909313
they're going to probe Gooba..

>>79909417
HURT ME I CAN TAKE IT!!

you got me for a second, neal, thumbnail old enough that I forgot, right on top of my front page
this is also probably one of the worst streams for the algo to push at someone, lots of show swapping

>>79909504
T u T

>>79909321
https://youtu.be/RLSGq8u7XAM?t=3
here she was streaming, doing 3D, playing a stamina demanded game and still had some attention span left for her chat
keep seething you EN slop secondary

>>79909539
She specifically picked out all the episodes with her fetishes I love her

>>79909743
I like that gura made us watch Courage lick the foot twice

>>79909690
this stream was so good

I don't care about streams. Watching girls play video games is retarded anyways. I just want to fuck the shit out of her T u T

please no bully

>>79910173

Why won't she stop being a disappointment?

what the chumbies been doing lately?

>>79910872
I've been playing wc3 customs.

>>79910872
Following Gura's lead and procrastinate.

>>79910872
First Descendant

>>79909313
same desu

>>79910872
Fasting...

>>79909480

>>79910872
Im eating a blt. I shouldn’t have bought the turkey bacon though

>>79910863
Dunno, maybe because your mom got you as a son

i want goomber roomber back put it in the gif screen gura

>>79910863
but enough about your mom

>>79911206
You absolutely decimated him.

Fireworks start in three hours chumbies

>>79910872
waiting for borgers to defrost before i grill them

>>79910872
I went to jail for murder for about 10 days in kingdom come, even though I literally didn't kill anyone, I guess I accidentally ran someone over while riding into rattay, I didn't see anyone in front of me though

>>79911100
fasting? but today you should be feasting...