/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

ohhh sex

Apologies for recycling this OP so soon. It's all I had on me in a hurry.

>>7963464
I like it

Polka good

>>7963464
this is the worst thread in the history of nasfaq and its all your fault.
dont worry about it, the rest of us are too lazy to make one.

>>7963464
photocopied OP

You have been visited by Pomu of the Stonks!
Good stonks are sure to come to you!

>>7963642
Thanks Pomu

Hi-
I just want to check in on the changes I made to the autotrader. To those who use it heavily, have you noticed any improvements in cycle consistency or does it still get out of whack.
Also, to everyone, what are your thoughts on hats on the leaderboard as items? If you'd like you can also reply with a png of a hat/ accessory that has to do with your oshi and I might use it. If there's a hat that's been posted in these threads and you don't want it used please tell me as well.

>>7964086
I want glasses

>>7964086
I know there's literally one Choco player Unity moved once in the last 2 weeks but throw me a bone here, honk.

>>7964086
Flare doesn't like her original outfit so I would prefer if Flare got the hat in the outfit she prefers using.

>>7963642
why stop at hats? or glasses >>7964174
add cute ribbons too

>>7964174
Nah, ame's glasses probably won't fit me

I demand Justice for Konnui!

>>7964174
>>7964247
Yes, other kinds of accessories are good as well. There's someone else posting as honk so I'm not going to reply here anymore for now, use the floor.

>>7963436
______________________________

>>7964285
Hello, this is the justice department. We will grant justice to Konnui, but we need his wallet to be opened to proceed.
Thank you for your understanding.

>>7964086
On the off-chance this is honk, I'm good with Fubuki's silly little hat.
>>7964174
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

>>7964086
https://mega.nz/folder/deh2wDBb#q2P5umf99er7eGVvivt_KA
here's the mega with a small collection

>>7964247
Maybe also add oshi's mascots

>>7964356

>>7964457
Don't you dare

>>7964086
>>7964356
btw here's FBK

Add Kurokami

>>7964356
also you might need this soundpost

>>7964086
Here's something I badly rendered before. Artists are V33983897, meme50 and original hat

>>7964510
This, please I need kurokami to insult me

>>7964544
I love Fubuki so much it's unreal.

>>7964349
>we need his wallet
You don't need his wallet. It doesn't matter. Stop being mad about it. Just let it go.

I saw konnui's wallet it was big

>>7964603
I want to mate press this hag like you wouldn'y believe me

>>7964086
Hats onegai, but make them even more rare. Everyone and their mother had all the items in an hour. That or increase the gacha roll price. Will auction be coming this week? Thanks, honk love.

If you hadn't been so mad and petty about hidden wallets all this time, Konnui would have unhidden his wallet a long time ago.

Mel is extra cute today, frens

>>7964858
We get it Konnui, you can stop now

>>7964868
that png has a hole on mel's cheek FIX IT ONEGAI

>>7964962
Mel has a hole in her head!

>>7964962
I gotchu, bropai

>>7964086
Can you please remove or hide inactive players from the leaderboard/oshiboard?

>>7965092
>removes 80% of my oshiboard

>>7964221
abayo anonchama

>>7964086
I left it on overnight and didn't miss a single cycle

I don't want to alarm the guy(girl) but I found out who Angela Lee is. Completely coincidental. I looked up a certain username on google just stalking random players with specific usernames and the name Angela Lee was associated with it on multiple occasions. Angela Lee, if you're reading this, opsec reps right fucking now.

>>7965478
A MMA FIGHTER FROM VANCOUVER???

>>7964086
I remember I set botan on 100 buying of which should have been ended exactly before this adjustment, Then I rethought it and set it on 90 instead, since I thought zhonkbot lags wouldn't get it to 100 in time anyway. When I checked right before the adjustment it still was on 89. I don't think shit works.

are you guys watching the news right now?

>Smol Ame
We're back

AME GOT FUCKING EATEN
SELL SELL SELL

>Literally a rrat stream
I fucking kneel, Ame.

ame did my reps for me

>>7964086
You can do anything just please don't break the structure of the current things in getLeaderboard. I've been logging the leaderboard since /nasfaq/ started and I don't want to break everything

>Putting the Pokemon Unite stream epidemic on blast
>Actually referencing Holostars and putting them on the map.
>Commercial breaks that are half shitpost and half actual shilling for other Holos.
>Watson Concoction commercial
Amelia is the most powerful Holo.

CYCLE CHECK

Exactly 02 hours 32 minutes have passed since adjustments for a total of 15 cycles.

SYNC YOUR CLOCKS

CHECK YOUR TRANSACTIONS

MAKE SURE YOUR AUTO-TRADER IS ON

DON'T LOSE CYCLES

>>7966832
What's Ame's opinion on Mion~
This is important.

I don't know who the anon managing /nasfaqg/ is, but you chose the test png for the logo (which is why it has a weird cut at the top)
Here's the correct one you should be using

Just tried out the updated google sheet. What changed about returns calculations? Left is old sheet right is new one.

>>7967848
When your returns are so bad it's just simply FALSE

>>7967848
Wait I just checked the formula. Why compare it to the networth instead of price paid like before?

>>7967848
the old one is calculated based on >MPP while the new one is calculated based on your networth. specifically your networth without balance. It should give a more accurate returns percentage.

I hope ame doesn't pull good numbers on her stream. I don't want any of you niggers near my oshi

>>7967805
I thought the site had cut it because it was 500x505

>>7968271
>ame pulling good numbers
roru roru rumao

>>7968027
Why's that more accurate? MPP is by no means a great indicator but isn't networth really really volatile in comparison?

>>7968271
>It's already 125k
Buckle in, anon.

>>7968027
>new one is calculated on your networth without balance
>literally going off the one swinging value which is coin prices
you just made it worse, this week the prediction hit precisely, it was ~75k off on a payout of fucking 12 mil

>no haaton falseflag in the past 6 threads
did they get bored or are they up to something ?

>>7968711
caught him
now we plan together

>Kiara couldn't even fill a movie theater of people in her native language
Always remember to never buy Chimken. Always Sell Chimken.

>>7968711
They are erping in the aggie

>>7969080
to be completely fair, it's fucking Dokomi. They're known for being absolutely incompetent at setting up shit.
https://www.dokomi.de/en/ehrengaesteen/kiara
They still don't even have it on the website where she'd be.
Here's some info on the scope if you're interested.
https://www.messe-duesseldorf.com/cgi-bin/md_home/lib/pub/tt.cgi?oid=365&lang=2&ticket=g_u_e_s_t

>>7968655
>>7968517
in my experience the returns percentage is not too different from the actual gained percentage. I have confirmed from other players that the returns are more accurate compare to the old formula.
You can always change it back if you think the old formula is more accurate.

Old formula:
=IF(ISERROR(DIVIDE($J$7,$J$10)), 0, DIVIDE($J$7,$J$10))

New formula:
=IF(ISERROR(DIVIDE($J$7,$E$4)), 0, DIVIDE($J$7,$E$4))

>>7969273
I don't care, fuck chimken

>>7969273
I've been at Dokomi twice since I've lived in Duesseldorf for a couple years in the past. The expo center is actually pretty nice but yes, Dokomi organizational staff is incompetent as hell

>>7969328
based.
>>7969352
poor dude their beer is absolute trash-tier.

>>7969380
Still better than the cologne area, but yes

>>7969315
I just won't adjust it because I like number big but thanks for the work.

>>7969411
both of those are shit, but they claim theirs is the best. truth is bavarians win and for pilsener it's the north.

>>7967848
>>7968008
anons must face the facts. your portfolios are screaming out in pain.

>>7969080
Her tickets were sold out though.

Buy my GF

>>7969648
>tickets
you buy a ticket for the con but I've never heard of any of the concerts being seperate. so this is lies and slander.

Can we get another dickpic today?

>>7969811
Fucking matsurisu, probably the third gayest fanbase in here

>>7969461
>bavarians win
lmao, texas of germany
t. northchad

>>7969782
push push

>>7969782
Why she isn't in 144p

>>7969811
Say please.

>>7969917
Bremen here, apparently you can't read or you don't actually know beer.

>>7969811
You got two in one thread, don't be greedy now

Does the autotrader still freak out if you change the values without removing the coin completely and re-adding it? Or do I not have to worry about that anymore?

>>7970268
The autotrader will do whatever the fuck its wants to do and you will be grateful for it caveman.

>>7969811
Why do you want dickpics anon?

>>7970268
It's come a long way bro... it even automatically decides if it needs to buy/sell now.

>>7969980
Can we get a dickpic, please?

>>7970123
I'm just trying my luck.

>>7970441
I like looking at it, similar to how people like looking at paintings.

I hope you have your polpols ready

>>7970894
>I like looking at it
Faggot. Now the top three gayest fanbases are:
1)investigators
2)matsurisu
3)hohiyomis

>>7970894
I hope you like it.

Y-you guys aren't going to sell the daytrade pump and dump coins until I get back from work right?

>>7971621
What? Where?

Last day of divegrass. It's divegrass time.

>>7971621
>"Dick" is a slang term for a private detective.
Anon, please tell me you did it on purpose.

>he sold marine

>>7971723
You should be able to figure it out. hurry up you only have half an hour left to see. read the filename.not this one retard.
>>7971803

>>7971621
fucking hoshiyomis

>>7971621
>>7971849
Holy shit >>7971285 is right

>shiggy privated the vod
fuck you you fucking bitch

Straightest fanbases:
Kishidan (Noel)
Rosetai (Aki)
Sukonbu (Fubuki)

>>7971621
>>7971849
>Want to call out the dicksucking ERPers for giving Investigators a bad name.
>Realize that no one would give a shit
>Realize that I don't give a shit
>Que será, será

>>7972062
There is no straight fanbase here in /nasfagg/

>>7971621
I don't like that crooked dick.

>>7972058

How do I get a colored nickname?

>>7972216
>Want to call out the dicksucking ERPers for giving Investigators a bad name.
Who?

>>7972220
Name one (1) gay thing that any of those three fanbases has done.

>>7972224
now now beggars cant choosers.

>>7971285
I'm not gay. I just like looking at it. There's nothing gay about seeing dicks and appreciate them. It's not like I get hard and masturbates to it.

>>7972269
get the jeb

>>7972544
Selling Jeb for 3 million.

>>7972544
Selling jeb_ for 2 million

>>7972427
Fair enough

buy towa

>>7972680
WHAT THE FUCK

>>7972669
Maybe Shionyo can scan us another dick pic if we super Shion

>>7972544
gacha?

>>7972759
yes

>>7972648
>>7972665
selling 2 jebs for 2 million

>>7972856
giving away 1 jeb

>>7972856
I buy your jebs and sell 4 for 10 million

I'll trim your armor for 2 jebs

>>7972856
buying 1 for 1 million

>>7972873
subscrine to my channel for a free jeb_

>>7972898
I got this rare drop from a slutty brat, what can you do with it?

>>7972945
enhance scent will cost 3 jebs, it needs rare materials

>>7972945
5M and a jeb_

You fuckers can't go one day without posting a dick pic can you?

>>7973686
t. anon with an ugly dick that isnt worth sharing

>>7973686
It's thread culture now

>>7973686
We need less dickpics and more homoposting to attract more fujotits here

>>7972378
Being here

nobody realized this yet?

>>7973822
the lack of fujotits is appalling

I'm guessing the meta for this week is to buy Holo coin on cooldown?!...

>>7973888
Then post yours

>>7973882
works right on everyone else's machine

Large image ahead.
Network for the last 5h 11min since adjustment, including top 500 with volume above 34.
Same network with volume above 33:
https://litter.catbox.moe/b05jtp.jpg

>>7974075
guess i'm running on 120% then.

>>7974105
Hey haachama duck mind sharing your zhonkbot with the thread?

>/mlp/ next match

>>7974138
and esfores!

>>7974138
if it's between those, [s4s] all the way.

>>7973888
who would fujos even buy?

>>7974264
Other fujos

>>7974264
We need the homocoins.

After $2M down the drain, a jeblet no more...

>enters thread
>spreadsheet are useless you only need intuition, mathematical formulas are just a way to say big number goes up
>masturbates to loli ame
>exit thread

ALREADY

There is still hope

CHECKED

>>7974467
>enters thread
>actually uses a new IP
>doesn't forget the s at the end of exits
>exits thread

>>7974845

THERE'S STILL HOPE

CHECKED

I spoke too soon

>>7975033

There is no hope left

What are you even doing, gaybois?

/mlp/ IS DEAD

Turn around horse fuckers

>0 Saves
get shit on horsefuckers

THIS IS NICE GAME

>>7975935
I think it was a SHIT game!

>>7976034
HORSEFUCKER REPENT!

Are you planning on stop inflating calli any time soon?

>>7976274
she will drop to 3k today, don't worry

>>7976294
so more Mori?

>>7976274
>inflating
I'll stop when she stops giving good divvies and stops being my oshi

seems familiar...

>>7977820

How shit are my financial decisions?

>>7977915
You need to buy 8 ina coins and it's gonna be pretty good

>>7977915
pump coco when she gets a subtick and dump her the next day.

>>7977892
>am
>starts 3pm

>>7977954
>>7977979
I'm just gonna let this run until adjustments, fuck it. Filename related.

>>7978264
Based

>>7978264
Buying rushia? Well, it's your money I guess...

>>7978264
>9999
>not 8888

>>7978310
>he doesn't know

>>7978310
I'm buying cuz oshi, but her stream yesterday was only archived today plus short video.

>>7978343
LIKE A XYLOPHONE
WITH
MUH
DICK

If it's something that can be stopped you're free to try and stop it.

This fucking game

SAY THE LINE SP

SAY THE LINE

SAY THE LINE /sp/

haha funny number

>>7979261
>5th with 113 coins
pathetic board

>>7979294
Account's been dead since I started playing.

>>7964086
It still gets janky when I left it while the nasfaq tab is minimized or when I use other applications

>>7979294
you know, whatever pathetic board you are from probably has a way cheaper coin

>>7979424
Doesn't change the fact that any oshiboard with less than 15% market share is pathetic.

>>7979482
show wallet faggot

>>7979482
>absolute state of pekoboard

>>7979482
>14.32%
>current metacoin

>>7979482
this but 20%

>>7979706
Show your %

>>7979730

>>7979741
>towa

>Look at me I'm superior I have loads of worthless rocks!

>>7979741

>>7979765
Poorfag

>>7979786
>t. poorfag

>>7979765
show wallet

>>7979812
>those dividends
am I supposed to be impressed by that?

SAY THE LINE /sp/

>>7979844
Anonchama, your context/replychain reps...

You should know it by now /sp/ that using "It's coming home" makes you lose the most important matches

>>7979878
English reps, ESL.

>>7979917
It was supposed to fucking come home it's not fair fucking cheating italians

>>7979923
Imagine only speaking one language, eopchama

>>7979923
Don't ESL me, retard, learn to fucking read.
>>7979765
>>Look at me I'm superior I have loads of worthless rocks!
>>7979786
>>>7979765
>Poorfag
>>7979812
>>>7979786
>>t. poorfag

>>7979957
Cheating italians that, cheating italians this, but you /sp/keks lost to THE team of luckyshitters. How does it feel?

>>7979957

>>7979957

>>7980329
Good lord, I still can hear the song about this

>>7979741
show YOUR % dumbass, do towafags cant comprehend shit too?

>>7980432
Towachads can do into comprehending shit so hard it make you head do a spinning.

shiggy ui RFA vod is back up

>>7980432
it's all me, so 100%

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

ohhh hour ninteen sex

>>7980657
Sex with who?

>>7979482
it'll be over 15 as soon as i get rid of these pekos and the captain dips

>>7980657
consider sex

>>7980682
with you. come on voice

>>7980795
Fuck off

>>7980631
>19:00:00

>>7980833
Don't be afraid anon, I'll be nice and gentle.

>>7980722
uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>7980860
Fuck off

WINNING CHECKED

>>7980988

>>7980988
IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE

I went all in on these how fucked am I?

>>7981074
A lot, prepare for red tomorrow

>>7981074
calli has a 50% chance of going negative every day

>>7981074

>>>/s4s/9843945
STICKY WITH MUSIC

>>>/s4s/9843882
sticky with music!

>>7981221
>[Deleted]

>>7981221
>[Deleted]

>>7981074
Calli is a big bubble right now

>>7981131
other 50% is to crab

>>7981396
>calli
>bubble
Think again, bro

This fucking cup

>>7982188
>think
We dont do that around here.

>>7982188
>Think

>>7982188

>>7982188
I'm selling Calli

>>7982698

>>7979261
Congratulations on being a winner, here's looking at you champ!

>>7982750
Ahoy

>>7979261
Congrats, tell me your address and a bottle of chianti will be delivered to you

>>7982793
AdventHealth Training Center
One Buccaneer Place
Tampa, FL 33607

>>7980966
Don't be afraid, I can go slow and ease you into it.

>>7982984
Fucking hoshiyomis and their rape fetish

Marine's views are up AGAIN.

I fucking HATE pomuposters

>>7983256
based

>>7983090
If you're posting Ame, I'm assuming you're okay with it. I'll go right in.

>>7983256
NENEPRO NO

>>7983256
Keep crying

>>7983424
Fucking pomuniggers shitting up the thread, go back to your shitty thread

>>7983424
I wish Pomuniggers would shut the fuck up for just one thread. I know this thread is practically Offtopic General, but holy shit, just shut up. I enjoy Pomu greatly and wish the best for her, but I don't want you shitters shitting up the thread. Fuck off, all of you. This is a Hololive-themed game, and as much as I like her I don't want Pomu to have anything to do with this game. Fuck off, you ultragiganiggers.

>>7983521
Want to have sex?

>>7983537
Here>>7983090

>>7983558
I'm asking if he wants to join in with us.

>>7983537
Fucking hoshiyomis man

>>7983256

>>7983537
want to kill yourself you fucking normalfag?

>>7983424
I'm going to choke the life out of a pomunigger soon until they are purple and just drooling

>>7983728
Hot, can I be next?

>>7983728

>>7980631
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Sunday, August 15th.

>>7983945
I'm gonna smash your ass at smash bros silly boy

>>7983945
Pomu WILL make it in and you WILL like it

>>7983974
lets go fuccboi

>>7984005
Even though I like her, I don't want her in the game or in the thread. Hololive and its network of people are enough for this game. No Nijis. If they are implemented, the threads will be so unbelievably fucked. One company/family/culture/etc is more than enough. I have no problem with Nijisanji or their fans. I just think it would shit up the thread to have EVERYBODY in here talking about chuubas from both groups. It might be some kind of autism, but I just think it makes sense to have the one culture here. NASFAQ started with Hololive, I think it should continue to be about Hololive. Same thing with society, the melting pot ideology and its consequences have been terrible and irreversible. There is/will be a parallel here.. A reasonable person, no matter which company they like more, should be able to see the huge issue with nijicoins being introduced. Hoshiyomi-35P bonding is fantastic, and it's not inbreeding. There is no problem with that. The intermixing of Hololive and Nijisanji is more like interspecies breeding, and no I'm not saying that one species is inferior to the other. It's just not healthy, and it's almost always not compatible. It's not tribalfaggotry to say that we should keep the cultures separate, it's rationality.

>>7984216
I am going to rape you

Pomuniggers are the niggers of nasfaq. Literally WE WUZ tier

>>7984227

Even though I like her, I don't want her in the game or in the thread. Hololive and its network of people are enough for this game. No indies. If they are implemented, the threads will be so unbelievably fucked. One company/family/culture/etc is more than enough. I have no problem with Independents or their fans. I just think it would shit up the thread to have EVERYBODY in here talking about chuubas from everywhere. It might be some kind of autism, but I just think it makes sense to have the one culture here. NASFAQ started with Hololive, I think it should continue to be about Hololive. Same thing with society, the melting pot ideology and its consequences have been terrible and irreversible. There is/will be a parallel here.. A reasonable person, no matter which vtuber they like more, should be able to see the huge issue with indiecoins being introduced. Hoshiyomi-35P bonding is fantastic, and it's not inbreeding. There is no problem with that. The intermixing of Hololive and Independents is more like interspecies breeding, and no I'm not saying that one species is inferior to the other. It's just not healthy, and it's almost always not compatible. It's not tribalfaggotry to say that we should keep the cultures separate, it's rationality.

The pomuposters are all actually hoshiyomis as confirmed in the discord

I don't like Suisei, but I would definitively fuck her.

>>7984310
>Pomuniggers are the niggers of nasfaq. Literally WE WUZ tier

>>7984310
I bet your mom's a pomunigger

>>7984499

I really like investigators, they are all cheeky bastards, they are literally the shion of en. They like to act smug and tease you just to become unable to from a proper sentence when they get dicked down. They are literally the best onahole like fanbase, They are all shortstacks who spends too much time sitting in their fancy desks filling reports, but unlike others they are quite sturdy and have a reasonable amount of stamina. Overall the best fanbase to go for if you like the feeling of mindbreaking some virgins

>>7984407
I don't like pomu but I would probably fuck her if she still have real tits after the surgery

>>7984644

>>7984644
Wanting to dick Gators makes you a furfag, dunnit?

>>7984644
ok but what about the money?

>>7984914
I'll pay you to have sex with me investigator, heard you guys are perfect onaholes.

>>7984877
Fake, it is known that even though investigators often gets represented as alligators they are a bunch of weakling literally made for rape

>>7984866

>>7984854
True.
You know who I would absolutely fuck? Risu.

>>7984931