/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Literally and not just figuratively my wife.

Sex with a fembud.

Day 5! Give it up for day 5!

>>79762915
so is there scat in this or something?

She's seducing me with retweets again...

SAME-BEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU

>>79763167
>chocolate is one of the most erotic foods in existence
>HAHAHAHA SCAT HAHAHA
You made it so my wife can't make her cereal chocolate flavor like she wanted to.

I am the one who loves Gura the most

>>79762915
Gura is such a fag

>>79762625
Yeah, me and me.

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

Gura loves me, she told me.

OH NO NO NO GURAKEKS!!!! WHAT IS THIS????!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD

Scatbuds and ryonabuds are the worst posters.

>>79763803
Gura has a ryona fetish. It's only the mean spirited ones that are bad.

And I'm the best poster.

>>79763693
clickbait nonsense

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>radio silent for 2 days
>random retweet at early morning JST
So she's definitely in Japan right? Maybe we'll finally get Sametori karaoke

>>79763835

>>79763383
She straight for me thoughbeit

>>79763803
You forgot bushy pucci and fembud posters

>>79763852
It really isn't. Gura loved and continues to love the jar memes. She's sad that more chumbuds didn't goom on her.

Wife, mine

>>79763877
dusty spamkike

Gura loves pee pee poo poo farts jokes and she loves her scatbuds

>>79763693
Henlo yes that is wife

Grimbled Gnard

>>79763803
Ryonabuds are the only true chumbuds left in this thread.

>>79763952
samefag

>>79763877
samen

>>79763693
Gura and the chum jar? What's with the all caps? You've almost convinced me you're actually hysterically screaming and laughing behind that keyboard, jeez take it easy.

I did the dishes!

>>79764052

>>79764199
Good job chumbie

>>79764199

>>79764199
Nice so did I! Can we be clean dishes friends?

>>79764199
Wow amazing, you want an award for that you pathetic waste of space?

>>79764199
Good job chumbie!
Now do your fucking laundry

>>79763877
samen

>>79764141
In an attempt to spread the Judeo-Japanese craze of Vtubers, or Virtual YouTubers, to English speaking audiences (Amerifarts), Hololive introduced a series of five new Vtubers made specifically for a western demographic. This announcement came on September 11th, 2020. Gawr Gura is one of the most left wing of these five.

On September 13th, Gawr Gura made her debut on SneedTube, where she live-streamed a Q&A and introduction-style video. The stream garnered over 1488,669 views and 17,380 likes in three days. The next day, she streamed tranny simulator Ball Snipper, followed by schizo game League of Legends on September 15th. These videos garnered 451,000 views, and 487,000 views respectively.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>79764544
nta but I started it while I did the dishes. Heh...

Chumbs we can believe in

>>79764595

>>79764372
You enjoy abusing little shrimps on the internet bud? It rustle your jimbedy borzos? Excite your heckin lasadic hempetizys?

>Gura is a smellfag
>Disney pumps smells into their theme park attractions
Disney is creating smellfags

>>79764796
Confirmed by Snopes

>>79764796
They also gave her a foot fetish.

>>79764878
No, that was Nickelodeon

Baguraette honhonhon

>>79764979
What was that guy's name again?

>>79765092
dan schnigger

>>79765092
Dick Sniper

>>79765092
nta. Dan Schneider?

>>79765092
I forget his first name but his surname is (((Snyder)))

>>79765177
Oh yeah that's the one! Okay the joke's over.

>>79764700
A new counter-ritualpost to >>79764603 ?

>>79765371
They're both off topic. Clean it up meidos.

SHRIMPSISTAS...
It is with a heavy heart that tonight I must confess I'm taking the chicken pill.

Hear me out.

So, you know how we all love exploring new and quirky corners of the internet, right? Well, I recently stumbled upon something that's not just quirky but also surprisingly heartwarming. I've started watching a chicken VTuber. Yes, you read that right – a virtual chicken that streams and entertains people online.

I was just scrolling through videos one evening, feeling a bit down, and came across this adorable chicken avatar with the name Takanashi Kiara. Curiosity got the better of me, and I clicked on it. What I found was this charming, clucking personality that somehow managed to make me smile after a really long day.

It's not just the novelty of it but there’s something genuinely comforting about it. Takanashi Kiara has this way of making the mundane feel magical, turning everyday activities into little adventures, and even sharing some life lessons in the most unexpected ways. It’s like having a feathered friend who just wants to brighten up your day.

I know it might sound silly, but watching Takanashi Kiara has become a little ritual for me. It’s a way to unwind, laugh, and forget about the world for a while. It’s reminded me that joy can come from the most unexpected places and that sometimes, a bit of whimsy is exactly what we need to lift our spirits.

I just wanted to share this with you because I know you'd understand and maybe even get a kick out of it too. Who knows, you might find yourself tuning in and clucking along with me!

>>79765371
Keep politics out of my fish tank

>>79765460
Neither are off-topic, clean yourself up faggot

>>79765460
so heckin true!!!

I ate a lot for lunch and now I need a nap

>>79765472
gtfo kiara shill
I'm watching her right now

>>79765595
Before you go into a food coma, tell me what you ate.

>>79765732
I ate fish sticks with the tartar sauce I made and a whole bunch of watermelon

>>79765472

Gura does not want you to cum on her.

>>79766003
That's okay I'll just cum *in* her

>>79766003
Gura wants to be covered in chumbie goom. She loves bukkake.

>>79766003
I'm going to cum around her

>>79765806
I don't know how many fish sticks you ate, but how much watermelon do you have to eat to get full? It's like mostly water isn't it? I'd imagine that shit would run right through you.
It's been years since I've had any watermelon I should get some.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Dinohole
https://litter.catbox.moe/pqb4lj.png

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>79766269
>>79766350

>>79766285
holy TuT

>>79766269
>>79766350
>>79766362
fuck off antis

>>79766192
I think I ate 1/4 of a melon before feeling full. Its a good dessert

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>79766682
Gura is a fembud

MY wife

>>79766003
You should not be cuming to Gura at all, it's not what she was designed for.
https://x.com/tanigox/status/715197965606891521

What are Gura's measurments? For eroticism purposes. I need her height, weight, waist, bust, and shoe size!

>>79767041
Every time I masturbate, I think about wanting to achieve impregnating Gura

>>79767070
141 cm 28 kg 80 cm 60 cm 9 child

>>79766285
nice
don't open, edit of previous tenroy.
https://litter.catbox.moe/myl9yi.png

>>79767303
you really showed them anon

>>79766285
I love that GIWTWM

>>79767445
changed to have eyes open, hearts, and darker dude, but don't open if you dislike.

>>79767637
Embrace whiteness SEAbud.

>>79767680
gura is white so yes.

I had pizza

>>79768140
Based

>>79768140
I'm getting pizza

>>79768140
I haven't eaten a pizza in more than 10 years...

>>79768394
why?

>>79768445
it's too expensive for me

>>79768533
>my exact reaction

>>79768533
Where are you from that Pizza is expensive?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>79768533
Are you on a rice and potatoes budget right now or something? I hope financial gains come to you soon, bud.

>>79768289
>>79768140
I got taco bell on my drive home from work

>>79768653
>>79768694
>>79768760
Just a massive poorfag.
>get a job then
NEVER

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>79768918
NA NA~ WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?

Gurass

>>79768140
I had salman sushi. It's one of my favorites ever since I tried a real sushi place near me.

>>79768926
That's mean

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>79769391
ye, and they'll be in cosplay

>>79769391
I could've gone there if it wasn't on the west coast

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>79768533
>>79768918
oh I see, how about making it yourself? it's a lot cheaper
just need some flour, water, salt and yeast + whatever toppings you want

>>79769670
ye

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>79769670
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I really want to see my mommy again...

>>79769656
west coast best coast

There's a new horror game called Still Wakes the Deep and it's a bit of a walking simulator, but it's very pretty and rather short and I think Gura might like it.

I've made what I call the poor man's pizza out of whatever slices of bread I have, hot sauce or salsa, and cheese. Then I throw them in the microwave for a minute.
Tastes pretty good. Sometimes I didn't have any cheese other than some parmesan grated cheese but that worked enough I guess.

>>79769670
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! PLEASE PLAY WITH US AGAIN MOMMY!!!! WAHHH!!!!!!!!

>>79770322
waoh u should cut up hot dogs and put it on there too

>>79770322
pics or it didn't happen.

>>79770322
my mom does that all the time, she uses the toaster oven though

Tomato sauce and mozzarella on an english muffin or bagel and toasted is good too.

>>79769933
yeah, I guess she is...

>>79770322
I remember doing something like that myself with toast (butter optional), add a slice of salami/ham or anything like that, sprinkle some oregano on top, add a slice of cheese and put it in the over/toaster oven

>>79770589
I said "I've made" as in I HAVE made, I didn't do it today, it's been quite a while. Also I forgot to mention I toasted the bread first, very important.
>>79770678
>Tomato sauce and mozzarella on an english muffin
Now that's just plain good, I don't even feel poor when making those mini pizzas.

>>79770322
>microwaving bread

>>79771321
Crispyfags will never accept that microwaved bread tastes good.

>>79771321
You toast it first, and if you have a good understanding of your microwave you can make it all come out almost just the way you want it. No one is expecting a perfect meal here in this scenario.

I can't believe she promised two pee breaks and didn't do any. This brat!

>>79771653
I like that she's been announcing and taking more pee breaks lately. She's really been slowly opening up to us more in her own special way recently. It's actually a big improvement.

looks like this, I now remember that you make a kind of batter out of salami, ham, oregano, cheese and cream and smear that onto the toast

>>79772009
It's her new years resolution and she won't fail!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfygPHZhjv0&t=17740s

>>79772009
I wonder if she ended up getting pee crystals and her doctor reprimanded her to stop holding it in.

>>79772104
One baby shark step at a time, I'm proud of her.

>>79772185
I don't think so. Pee crystals are just something she's paranoid about. If she actually got them she'd probably never ever mention them again.

>>79772070
Holy shit that looks good.

>>79770322
you are nasty

>>79772070
Looks tasty

>>79770322
It's better if you use a tortilla imo.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120157623

>>79773258
Move your tail dum shark!

>>79772185
I doubt it, she's just worried about it.
That reminds of that first time she told us she went to the doctor, she just wanted us to be proud of her and I was. Then people got all worried when she stopped herself and wouldn't go into detail about it.
It's just very personal, maybe embarrassing confidential doctor/patient stuff, man. Don't ask too much. I'm proud of her that she even brought it up at all, and that's all she wanted, to let you know she's trying to take care of herself.

>>79772507
Sometimes you can only work with what you have on hand.

She abandoned us again.

Sex with Gura.

>>79773258
I love Guranus

>>79773200
>>79774309

no horni

Gura's gonna sing for 50k people in 3 days. How nervous is she?

>>79775244
She'll be the least nervous of the three. She'll manage.

>>79775244
Like you have no idea. My girl's gonna sing in the big leagues!

>>79775244
I get nervous thinking about it and I don't even have to do it

>>79773200
What a whore

>>79775836
But she told you to keep out?

part shark part girl part plant part vtuber

>>79776557
>part plant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB7EkRoOUEE&t=1600s
run gura like a dog on the treadmill

>>79776932
My wife's mind is truly fascinating. She says a lot of weird little things that aren't that weird and when she tries to be weird people aren't on the same page.

>>79776932
I shall do this, this brat needs more stamina, it's time she got some proper exercise

I don't have a piss fetish but the thought of Gura specifically peeing has become hot to me over time, especially since I learned girls can orgasm from peeing after holding it long enough.

Child

>>79778890
that's how it starts

>>79778890
same desu and I wouldn't drink anyone else's piss, only Gura's

>>79778914

EVERYBODY I HAVE AN ANOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
Okay nevermind.

>>79779233
you will drink a glass of oat milk as penance, you teasing brat...

>>79779233
GO PEE YOU DUMB SHARK

>>79778890
it also feels good to them when their bladder is full. so gura has been gooming on stream and letting us know

>>79779487
I did

>>79780779
did you goom?

what are you wearing to the concert

>>79781143
nothing

>>79781143
I'll wear the first omocat shirt so fembuds know to approach me.

You heard him fembuds, avoid him at all costs.

are any of you in arcadia's discord?what's going on with the amesame mating press

>>79780967
nyo

>>79781627
if you care so much why don't you join it

>>79782093
the link is expired

>>79782483
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/37512419/post/106528613
even the one on kemono?

>>79782654
have you clicked on it? it says invalid or expired

"upside down take me tonight" .. the lyrics are sure interesting

>>79782883
what does that mean

I wanted to take a quick nap but slept for like three hours...

>>79782883
Yeah, it's about sex with underage girls. I like to rewatch it every morning to start my day while exercising.

>>79783232
I didn't forget you. That sounds like a good much needed nap. Are you genki now?

>>79782762
no I haven't, I don't want to join in case it works

All the big chumbuds are going to be at Breaking Dimensions
you WILL try to talk to them, right?

>>79783878
Mentally ill "chumbud" cares more about the fanbase than Gura.

>>79783878
Why would I care? Im going for my wife, not other fans.

>>79783878
nyo

>>79783878
big chumbus

I'm sorry Gura. I couldn't let you back into my heart. I'm glad your doing better, I'm glad you seem to be on the mend, but... I just didn't feel the magic any more. In retrospect I've honestly felt like this for a while now, like this had gone on for too long, was stretched too thin.

I'll never forget the good times we had, and I wish you the best, but... I'm not your chumbie any more. Good bye, Gura.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Please stay away from this whore. I have faith in you

>>79784779
Did you have any ritual posts?

>>79784779
Too many ellipses

My Gurandma.

>>79785026
I can't believe Gura was flirting with Gawr all along.

goomber voicepack incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPGpOQbgIaw

>>79785587

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>79785587
>Tanabata date
Gura will ask to hold my hand.

>>79784779
Make sure to close the thread and leave forever.

>>79785587
Thank you to the anon who shares it cause I sure as fuck am not paying for it.

>>79785587
We will sneak off to have sex.

>>79786486
Why are you thanking me if you weren't interested?

>>79786674
I am interested, but not enough to pay for it.

>>79786674
because he's not a chumbud and he's looking for an excuse to shitpost under the guise of "pushing her to do better"

>>79786770
no I'm pretty sure he's just one of many who lol lmaos at paying for voicepacks, something I empathize with because her va voice is...iffy and the script usually isn't much better, but it is cute
I will not be judged for not buying this after I paid like $100 for a sweater

>>79787038
I actually like her VA voice a lot, it's the scripts I hate.

>>79787125
>>79787297
if I must amend my statement, I find her 'yes hello I am reading the script of this cover corp voicepack project' voice to be iffy

>>79787125
She's so talented.

>>79787038
I feel you with the price but if that's the case he should try sounding less like those shitposters that try to convince you to not buy merch, especially in here with all the 'i am definitely a chumbud' posting we get.

eels LOVE tight spaces

>>79787728
eels is what I call my pp, and Gura has lots of tight spaces...

>>79787489
You should buy merch! You should buy the voicepacks too if you want. Just please share it cause I'm not spending money on something I'm already 90% sure from past voicepacks I will not like.

anyone got fresh Gura likes? it's been a while.

They should have Gura sing the National Anthem at the Dodgers game. I know it won't happen. What a wasted opportunity.

>>79788191
but that would be political and patriotism is very frowned upon nowadays, at least in the west...

Gura's corner pantsu status?

>>79788763
odorous

>>79788763
She's looking forward to the stench welcoming her home.

>>79788763
in my mouth

gura

>>79788763
Fully washed and neatly folded!

How tall do you need to be to effectively man-handle Gura?

>>79789416
not particularly tall, even a manlet could do it

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>79789814
i beseech you, read the thread

I wish she wasn't so scared of us so she could tell us what was going on.

>>79790307
She tells me everything though

>>79790946

gura wants to cuddle me to sleep tonight, bye bye chumbies

>>79791109
goobnight

>>79791109
sleep well gamer

>>79790307
She's been talking to us about a lot of stuff and it's great. Stop fishing so hard for more shitposting material, you're being weird.

>>79792072

cyb0rseggz soon?

>>79792395
If the right combination of guilt and horniness overtakes her, it might happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPGpOQbgIaw

Daily reminds that Gura has sexual relations with this.

>>79792543
She has no reason to feel guilty, she's been doing great.

>>79792844
I want to watch.

>>79792904
She knows she's doing something wrong. You don't have to pretend she isn't to defend her.

This is what Gura deserves!

She's trying her best

>>79793367
I love the nyamunyamy

>>79793367
remember when guro said plussy

>>79792923

What are you chumbies doing? Somehow I found myself playing spooky War of the Worlds sounds while I do other things. They're so cool, scary, and satisfying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m-rsgHEDLk
Everything about this makes me feel comfy. The machine sounds get me.

>>79794193
I beat up the monkeys in sekiro and now I'm relaxing to some youtube videos.

>>79794193
Gigastructures finally updated, so I'm building my mod list for my next stellaris run, ancient cache of technologies also got 2 new submods I wanna try out

>>79794193
that took me back to 17 years ago when this came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppUl_CBuyz8
I spent my time as a kid watching and playing nothing but Gmod

>>79794193
>What are you chumbies doing?
spehss

>>79794193
I'm grinding in Black Desert trying to finish my treasure items.

>>79794516

>>79794193
Neato, that movie (at least the blu-ray) has massive amount of bass. I like it for that reason alone.

>>79794891
Oyasame

>>79794891
Goobnight

>>79794193
I am playing civ6

>>79794891
sharkdreams

>>79794891
goob morning

>>79791304
I just mean like what's going on right now.
I don't want her to go away again. I just don't.

>>79794627
I miss goomba roomba

>>79795215
She retweeted mere hours ago. That's a hell of a lot better than it was during the True Famine.

>>79795267
Yeah well Gura murdered roomba, remember?

>>79795344
Roomba went boomba...

>>79795215
No need to doompost until she hasn't even done a retweet in a week.

>>79794891
sleep tight buddy

Gura might actually be a virgin. She probably never had a real pp in her before.

>>79795774
Anon I hate to break this to you but she's married to me.

>>79795344
>>79795370
One of her best comedic moment

I goomed to 時雨's aqua again.

>>79794193
watching IRyS get completely fucked over in Elden Ring
>war of the worlds
all my friends watched that movie when we were kids but i wasn't allowed to

what are they saying?

>>79797610
They're mad because I showed them my peen T u T

chumbies help

>>79797876
wat

>>79797876
what do you need help with?

>>79797876
stay safe chumbie

>>79797876
we lost him...

>>79797876
Ok.

tenroy's kemono is the only one that updated in days. onegai, kemonogods

>>79798246
Nyo...

>>79798367
who else is there?

>>79798421
I don't want to say who, but I'm following 129. Which is probably rookie numbers compared to a lot of people.

>>79798498
do they all draw gura?

>>79798561
No. Most of them have one or two Gura sets but I'm waiting for them to update or two lazy to unsub. Like maybe 30 of those I actively follow.

>>79798619
ok, i only know of lucas, moral, and tenroy. ahedtra recently came back but has only posted on xitter so far.

>>79797876
CHUMBIE LOVE

>>79797876
gura...

>>79797876
Ryonabud got him...

tummy

>>79800242
tummy chu

gura

>>79801169
wife

>>79801169
girlfriend (real)

why am I awake there's no way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPGpOQbgIaw is worth losing sleep