/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>79601535
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>79601557
amen

>>79600906
Which one of you assholes bit his dick when we were doing this? He blamed it on me and now I'm about to get baked in 20 minutes. FUCK YOU
>>79601557
Amen

terminate groombullet

>>79601819
This but with Bettel

>>79601557
amen

Built to get used in every hole

>>79601601
my bad bro

Leader love

>>79602081
yeah, by me

>>79602243
Put some streams on you lazy blue fuck

>>79602243
He looks like he'll give paw in this pic
>>79602295
No me

How're people finding the GTA Streams?

Do you hope the others join him too?
He's using his roommate as a model, which is.... touche.

>>79602355
Don't even have to touch that spoiler. I instinctively know that you should kys.

>thread dies
>"You know, I wonder what other threads there are on /vt/ besides /mans/. Perhaps I shall checkle them out?"

I learned the hard way why I stay in here.

>>79602418
do you think ruze has fapped to this?

>>79602521
Oh shit I didnt even make the connection between Magmo and Ruze's smuppets. Screw you for putting that image in my head

>>79602355
Very enjoyable. I don't know if the rest of the boys can manage with the constant RP, although I can see Ruze or Flay fitting in pretty well.

>>79602760
Flayon would probably fit (his dick) a little too well (inside Gavin Bettol's ass)

>>79602925
bettel is too tight for him

>>79602925
But what about Ruze?

>>79602992
He sits in the cuck chair

>>79602760
Flayon would fucking kill it if he dedicated himself to roleplaying as Spiderman helping around the city kek

>>79603125
holy fuck i need this

>>79603125
now i want to watch the little red retard sperg out role playing as spidey

>>79602243
graduation soon

>>79603125
>Gets shot by bloods as he tries to be spoderman

>>79602243
i miss this blue fuck

>>79603125
>>79603478
rping as a scuffed version of a character was pretty popular and they were prime kidnapping and shooting targets kek

>>79603014
Like that one mcdonald's mama animation, ogey
>>79603125
Jobs so bad at it, ends up becoming part of a gang or turns to wrestling

I won't be up for Octavio's Octaks so I'll need any poppet out there to ask him if he'll play Grounded this week. They need every help they can get otherwise Ruze and Axel are never gonna complete any objective as they're too afraid to explore the labs.

i miss awwtare

>>79603916
they managed to rope shinri into it last time, a 4 man collab would be kino

>>79604091
Axel kinda considered this to be the Grounded team when he talked last night about both Tavio and Shinri being busy when he tried inviting them out of nowhere. But I gotta know if that timeslot is good for Octavio, since I only ever seen him streaming at that time during debut

it's not looking good for the collab guys

>>79604598

>>79603361
It sure is coming

>>79603916
And you turn to Tavi for help?
Listen anon I am a poppet and I adore our puppeteer but he's not going to help here he will get lost like always because the man has no sense of direction

>>79603125
FUCK the autism in me needs to see that

>>79604830
But that's the thing, while he's getting lost the other two would have to get in and help him

>>79604275
10PM EST? It's fine since that's 10AM for him. He was also trying out 7-8PM EST at one point before he settled on his current times.

>>79603822
>Spiderlayon begins his journey hopeful and excited to help people like his hero
>In the process of trying to help he accidentally ends up hurting vulnerable people and they start to hate him
>He starts to spiral because he's failing the one thing he wants to do
>He keeps getting hurt and kidnapped by gang members around the city because they know how vulnerable he is
>He breaks down and starts to really see that the people don't need his help because they're all scum
>He turns to a life of crime to take revenge on everyone that made him lose hope
>And his Venom arc begins

>>79604830
But he isn't afraid to go places like our stupid coward dogs, like >>79604912 said, saving Tavi after he can tell them what to expect and if they should be scared works

>>79606974
>uwheeeee

>>79605952
Flay Reilly

>>79607016
I love that side of Octavio where he just faces the danger with a smile in his face because he's oblivious to it.

>>79605952
kino...

>>79605952
The kino is palpable

>>79605952
Good shit.

>>79601535
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
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>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
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>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS VG- 3D Showcase Celebration and Acrylic Stand MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempusvg_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>JOSUIJI SHINRI Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaXnhDZDY8

>>79603478
They really fucked this model up.

Whose channel are they streaming Chained Together on today, anyone knows?

>>79612092
assume at least bettel will have a pov since it's his b2 collab

>>79612092
>hakka has no power
>no frame 30 minutes before stream
>no sign of life from Bettel since GTA
There's no stream anon.

>>79612092
sex bird

>>79606974
Uweeeeh, fat fuck best boi

>Nearing 2nd Anniversary
>Still no outfit
How smelly do you think his clothes are?

>>79613655
stinks good

>>79613655
It's ok he washes them regularly just is butt naked while they're in the machine

>>79613655
Why do you think he hasn't been streaming. He has to take a few weeks off in order for him to properly get the smell out of his clothes.

>>79613812
he's like a cartoon character with a closet of ten of the same outfit

SIBLING SUNDAY
SIBLING SUNDAY
SIBLING SUNDAY
SIBLING SUNDAY
SIBLING SUNDAY

look at her she wants the boizz to gangbang her stupid whore mouth

man im hungry, i wish there was some bait around

>>79613997
GRADUATE BETTEL 2

>>79613997
Xenokinians redeemed

>>79613997
>hakka and shinri canceling but not bettel
Bizarro world

>>79613997
Based Xenos. Now I can skip this shit.

>>79613997
Chained Together with just 2 people

>>79614077
How about some peni--oh wtf the tourist is already throating it

>>79614167
What's the maximum amount of people that can be chained in this game

>>79613997
hakka's power is out but what's up with shinri?

>>79614291
4

>>79614436
I hope it's possible to choke your friends out with the chains in game

>>79614167
Yeah, not that excited. I don't mind B2, unlike a lot of people here, but I wanted to watch Shinri today and get his POV
>>79614291
Four

>>79614415
Doesn't want to thirdwheel

>>79613655
Enough to bake me hard

>>79614516
the game literally begs for a third wheel

>>79614542
How does he get the slime residue off his hoodie???

>>79614415
He hates Bettel 2 and is currently planning a way to kill him and finally rid Vanguard of this unwanted leech.

>>79614542
What are you baking anon?

>>79614592
Based, fuck that egotistical glasses wearing weeb. The only thing better would be if mama moved his own waiting room up to overlap it.

>>79614516
>>79614566
I think that would be funny desu, but I get it. Would've been even funnier with Hakka included, obviously

don't worry guys, the mandatory interaction is done

I will rape jungle ISPs

>>79614938
the blood debt has been paid

>>79614938
I got 5 bucks on him not knowing who she is

I want moar Deep Rock Galactic

>>79615202
Seconded.

>>79614938
Imagine how many times she's had to yank his child leash to keep him from licking mysterious substances on the road

>>79614415
GUERRILLA GROUNDED

>>79615284
not enough times considering the rate of clown aids

>>79613997
JOBBER GUILD
THATS IT
IM DONE
IM TIRED
IM WATCHING MY 2 VIEW OSHI
FUCK THESE LOSERS

>>79615349
At least it wasn't dire clown AIDS. Like clown AIDS but dire

>>79615367
>2 view oshi
Gimme the name so I can groom them

>>79615367
Ok, have fun, see you tomorrow

>>79615435
Gayman Assniggerious

Graduate Shikamane

>>79615492
Groombullet isn't a 2 view you dumbass

>>79615568
He views my 2 nuts on his face

>Xenokunians cancel, only Bettel 2 shows up to the collab
Well, it could be worse. Flayon could be in it.

>>79615202
Thirded.

yikes

starsen should have more menheras because they make my dick hard

>>79615934
GABEN RAPE

>>79615934
48 hours would've been well enough time if you bought the game when you made the schedule you silly little clown man

>>79615934
Is his card being used by somalian pirates or something? I've never had that happen

>>79615934
god damn it bettel

good morning I love Machina x Flayon

>>79616026
preparing anything more than 10 minutes before going live? you must be new here. experienced talents don't do that.

Did Shinri's area have a blackout already? Hellifornia.

>>79616106
It's Shinri. He's concocted a plan to ensure that Bettel 2 never appears again.

>>79615703
It can always be worse for Bettel and you just jinxed again silly goose >>79615934

>>79615992
well, we have two less menheras than we used to...

>>79616188
I'm sorry Flayon please let him stream

>>79613997
He actually managed to make it worse, sasuga clown

>>79615992
menhera shota for gen4 please

STUPID FUCK ASS CLOWN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/8G_juKTJhU0
https://www.youtube.com/live/8G_juKTJhU0
https://www.youtube.com/live/8G_juKTJhU0

BETTEL TELLY
https://youtu.be/8G_juKTJhU0
https://youtu.be/8G_juKTJhU0
https://youtu.be/8G_juKTJhU0

>>79616373
STUPID FUCK ASS JOBBER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_juKTJhU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_juKTJhU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_juKTJhU0

>>79616292 (me)
Nevermind i was never worried

>>79616106
Shinri used his card to buy Grounded the other day, then Better complained about it /here/ one hour later.
You can check the archives if you don't believe me

>>79616399
>>79616414
he never intended on playing with the boys in the first place did he

>>79616514
Yeah he just pretended to have them on the schedule then went to xenokuni to cut Hakka's power

>>79616373
>>79616399
>>79616399
NOW KISS

>no league stream
oh no..... anyways

I feel like Bettel has collabed with Bettel2 more than anyone else at this point.
Except maybe Magni.

>>79616553
See now you're getting it. Once you accept the truth you will view all this "scuff" in a completely different light.

a four player chained together collab would have been fun but a Bettel twins collab is good too

>>79616592
i mean, the dude literally lives with him and doesn't seem to have much else going on lmao

>>79616580
JOBBER

>Put LoL on the menu
I will now anti Bettel 2

>>79616514
Hakka saw the negative feedback earlier and told Shinri they should skip it

>>79616592
No shit, weren't B2 collabs weekly for the longest time?
>>79616621
this is the type of game where more players means more chaos and challenge and theoretically more fun for the viewer, but knowing bettel he'll cause enough difficultly for the both of them.

>>79616689
UH I TOTALLY MEANT TO DO THAT! KISS YOURSELF WHILE >>79616414 WATCHES IN THE KEK CHAIR

bettel 2 is wild cause his sleep schedule means that he has morning voice at 2pm... maybe that's why he gets to be the one with 2 in his name

>>79616757
They were weekly for like a month before Bettel died iirc

>>79616706
Based threadreader Hakka, now I don't have to feel bad about skipping it

>>79616706
>I succesfully baited the /here/ boy into getting me another kino twin collab
Heh, nothing personal.

The poopsword

>>79616781
what the fuck

>>79616888
hope you've got those akasupas ready to make it worth Bettel's time

>only up is hideous
Actually true b2

>>79616157
He would've tweeted about it immediately. He just loves GB so much he didn't want to even risk the possibility of overlapping him on his birthday

l'm high and I can't stop watching Mr Beast videos
>Altare - would be part of the weird deadly gameshow he makes with a bunch of people and he would make it to the finals but he'd make a stupid mistake and lose the million-dollar price
>Axel - would be in a video where Mr Beast makes an insane over the top activity like eating 100 taco bell meals you won't guess what happens next!
>Bettel - would be in a prank video and he wouldn't get an expensive replacement for the thing Mr Beast broke because it's funnier that way
>Flayon - would be in a "I gave a 1000 people medicine" and it'd be a heartfelt story where all his medical problems get solved and Mr Beast would give him 10k more for being the 1000 participant
>Hakka - would be in a video where they build houses for isolated villages in the middle of the jungle and also get an electric bike to move around his third-world city
>Shinri - would be in a video where Mr Beast goes to random universities and pays for student loans and while Shinri tells his story, he decides to gift him a house so he can live comfortably (unfortunately it's still in an area with unstable internet and power)

twobert giggle LOVE

Making Bettel rewatch Portrait of God

>>79617294
his insane giggles are rarer than bettel's but they're my favorite

I hope they never learn you can just load a checkpoint everytime you fall, because it makes the game way too easy and takes away any suspense

>>79617408
i take it they're in easy mode then

>>79617589
no, bettel set it to normal

>>79617589
normal has it too

>>79617652
ah, then they can't do that iirc

they really are twins

>>79617662
nah, it doesn't, only easy does

>>79617311
is it good?

>>79617805
No idea but apparently he's scared shitless of it and I live for his terror

>>79617758
I thought it did because a streamer I watch used it a lot, I guess that was easy mode then

>>79617805
Very good, imo.

https://youtu.be/BI9fKfX5V68?si=E6vQ7wOKcflu4Gpu

bettel 2 ate a whole box of spaghetti for dinner... my man

>i didn't tell you about my dinner because i knew you'd disapprove
both of them are teen girl eating disorder mode

>>79615367
This
New boys when?

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1807524001004003632

>>79618190
when yagoo gets me out of the psych ward

>>79618238
OH FUCK SHINRI NOOOOO

>>79617805
Shinri did a watchalong of it along other short horror films, i remember it being good for what it was

Do Bettelion like Bettel 2 more than Bettel at this point?

>>79617408
they just completely ignored the tip prompt, i think we're safe

>>79618849
>Bettelions loving Bettel 2 more than Bettel 1
The always have been

>>79618849
The reason why people like B2 is because he's a good foil to Bettel. I doubt most would watch his solo content if he was a streamer.

Aniki doko~

>why do you keep calling me that [motherfucker] we have the same mother
jesus christ bettel

Thanks DSP

>Darksydephil's Mobile Game Addiction
Kek

KEK WHAT JUST HAPPENED

What were the physics on that? Utter bullshit

so this is the power of twins...

HOW DOES THIS KEEPS HAPPENING

max luck baby

with B2's brain and B1's luck they're unstoppable

Your mother is visiting, B2. I think there are more painless ways to die

>>79617270
>watching Mr Beast

>55 minutes
>complete wipe

they've lost it

>>79619602
>>79619647
eh wot
what did i miss

>>79620962 (Me)
never mind, i looked

its crazy how much I like Bettel 2

Bebble...

erb will fuck both bettels

Okay that hitbox was shit

>I wasn't safe

Bettel 2 is my favourite member of Holostars English

>>79621955
only after I fuck them both

>>79622297
>favourite
ERB SPOTTED

>>79622297
Focus on the stream, Bettel 1.

>we
>me

bettel 2's boneability is high

>>79622793
Go home, Jerry

Go White Boy Go (Fuck up the easiest jumps for the 8264th time) (Twobert is going to kill him)

Bettel 2 tskr

Cartoon screams run in the family, it seems

>Age of Slopmar
Bettel 2 I thought you were cool....

>He likes Age of Shitmar

will be watching GB's birthday RP, if only to see if he's improved from the abysmal writing/acting of the Valentine's stream.

I wish he would climb Flayon's bone

GOLDBULLETA ON THE BIRTHDAY TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc

BIRTHDAY BOY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkz8969myc

>>79623433
What do you think he did during all their Japan dates?

Happy Birthday GB

>>79623524
>>79623538
GIVING BIRTH TO BUBBIES ON GIBBIE BIRTHDAY DAY

>>79591117 (me)
thank you mama i love you mwah mwah now i get to hear the classic "wait, there's an event going on? now i feel like an asshole" upon raid

>GB is drinking on-stream

>>79623787
to be fair nobody remembers it's gibby's birthday

>>79623787
Mental illness

>twobert likes big thick tails
wdhmbt

>Bettel 2 is a thick tail enjoyer
My nigga

>bday stream
>overlapping
wew

Bettel is such an asshole I hope he dies

>>79623787
this is the reason he didn't join the collab btw, he wanted to see if Bettel would remember by himself

Gibbie's fat heart is going to give out any day now because that fat fuck eats like there's no tomorrow

*streams over your birthday in you’re path*

>20 minute long video
what the fuck

i don't get the "why overlap?!" whining. It's the viewer's responsibility to decide to prioritize what they watch. If someone thinks a FOTM stream is more important a talent's birthday, that's life.

Oh, I have a titty lamp in my room

Why are anons acting like they like gibby now and actually care about watching his bday?

If only there were vods of streams or something....

>>79624512
bettelion...

>>79624512
The clown's not gonna fuck you

Why not do this live

>>79624721
not a bettelion, ruzader who's bored and is watching GB's stream.

>>79624721
not willingly, but he will.

Even if no one was overlapping GB, i would still be catching up on Hakka or Ruze vods anyways.

Guys vods exist for a fucking reason. If you're worried about overlap then just watch the fucking vod later
jesus christ you people are braindead

pre-recorded goldbullet isn't that bad, voice direction-wise. what he really needs is a better writer tho, this prose and dialogue is makin me cringe.

Big bubby is ruining our date...

Alright, I'm actually on board now. Cool way to reveal the merch.

>2500 people missed getting called a nigger by big bubby
shameful

>>79625001
you feeling better now?

If Bettel overlapped any other member's birthday /mans/ would not shut the fuck up about him being a selfish asshole. I will grudgepost when it happens because Bettel will overlap someone again.
t. non-bubby

>>79625018
I'm gonna second that for any mane-sans lurking, that flirting made me want to kms.

>>79625018
i'm glad it's not just me lmao

>>79625018
whiny fucking whore you are

>>79624564
Everyone deserves a nice birthday stream on their first year.

OH NO IT'S FINALLY BEEN TWO WEEKS

If GB's a sniper, why did he have to get close to his target? This fanfic doesn't make sense

>>79625018
He goes too hard on throwing yume crumbs. Someone who's skilled could write something that read comfortably platonic for those who don't want to fuck him, but still have a bone for the yumes to gnaw on.

>>79625365
if the next part didn't answer your question: he's kind of an idiot

He wants to try this with VG. Picture Hakka fucking it up constantly...

>>79625365
Sniping is his specality, but he's also a CQC expert. I imagine different methods of assassination depending on the scenario (anon's right though it's not like Y/N is a rich ojou-sama surrounded by bodyguards 24/7, why not just kill?)

What should Bettel's punishment for overlapping be? I think he should let gibby full nelson him

the most comfy merch announcement ever

DESTINY TWO????

this RP is so funny with goldie saying how much i mean to him and how love is warming his dead sniper heart when i'm pretty sure i can count the amount of times i've watched a solo stream of his on my hands.

With only 2 people, unchained seems really easy

>>79625740
I do like the transitions and sound designs

and now it's a found footage series on YouTube

Bebbel…

staff-san if you're lurking tell GB to fucking cool it with the earrape segments next time. im trying to get immersed only to be assualted by shit that's trying to burst my eardrums.

Lobotomize Goldbullet and remove the yumebaiting center of the brain and and just leave the creatividad somehow

>>79625879
Lagchama...

>big bubby plush keychain for birthday merch
>debut watch for birthday
speedrunning all the anniversary staples so he doesnt have to be there

I wish we still had a brotuber...

>>79626075
Axel?

I like it when they hurl themselves off to prove a point.

>>79626075
Ruze is right there anon

>>79626075
There are literally two bros on my screen right now nigga

>>79626142
Axel is that dorky little brother who you have to protect and love.

This is pretty good first time merch

>>79626198
They're gay...

>>79626178
Huge bazignas

>>79626178
his voice pack is locked behind the full set purchase?

I'M ON THE TELLY

>>79626178
Kade-sensei art, nice. Surprised how expanded the merch is compared to stuff like what Flay got for his first birthday.

>>79626253
I believe Flayon had some sort of issue so he couldn't get what he wanted on time, so they made up for it with the Machiroon day.

>>79626247
fat fuck

Just pour robitussin in your mug, get fucked up. you'll be fine

Am I going crazy but is this the first time we've gotten 4 birthday items (not including the VP)

Honestly a really solid merch bundle, cute plushie, stealth functional merch and a nice pin

>Cheeky

Honestly quite incredible

Now we know where Goldie has been.
He was doing favors for Cover staff to get a good birthday merch lineup.

>>79626533
Flayon had 4 too the full set was expensive af

>>79626253
flayon's was a miscommunication issue (that i fully blame on management) all the boys have gotten good merch for their birthdays

>>79626729
Interesting, I guess it just chalks up to production costs and maybe a little about how much each person's fanbase is reliable enough to buy shit.

>>79626748
>i-it's managements fault!!!!!
Flayon's not going to fuck you, bro.

>>79626898
Yes he will, seethe.

>>79626898
Yeah knowing Flay it could've easily been his fault.

>70x100cm
What is this, a blanket for ants?

>>79626898
Would be far from the first time management has fucked up

>>79627032
Made for my mouth

>>79627066
It might be one of those "fashion blankets" wear you just throw it over a couch or bed to show off the pattern rather than using it to keep you warm.

raising canes sucks

I can't wait for Bettel to end stream and look for streams to raid, see GB's birthday stream and the moment he raids GB will be ending, hopefully making Bettel feel like a huge dumbass and naked dogeza

>>79624512
im sure if it was the other way around people would be screaming bloody murder

Hate Gavis Bettel NOW!

>>79627357
He will eat a bunch of ice cream and watch a movie and never think about today again

>>79626898
>implying I will give him a choice

>>79627357
i actually hope gibby ends first and raids him

>>79627420
I already do

>>79627420
You don't even have to ask

there are three brainless retards on my telly right now

Goldbullet doesn't know any units of measurement.....

What's like having a sibling you don't hate?

forgot him and shinri were half-brothers
https://x.com/FELUCCACHAN/status/1807563779695423916

>>79627710
He grew up using hand and arm gestures to indicate length

>>79627792
Why is he fucking that cake

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/goldbullet_bd2024

>>79627420
Nah I love Bettel and Bettel 2
Them and Shinri are the only based members of Tempus left

this is so weird
is this the first time a voice pack has required a full set purchase instead of having it available as a stand-alone?

That's a nice merch set and it doesn't cost an organ

>>79627439
>He will eat a bunch of ice cream
He will eat nothing for the calorie deficit and then complain about being hungry throughout the whole oundgac stream

>hakkers and ruze shilling merch in the chat
>HE'S ENDING
PLEASE RAID THE BETTELS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>79627838

I never bought merch before, but I bought Octavio's teacup when his birthday happened and it still hasn't even shipped yet, does it just always take forever? I dunno if I want to wait a quarter of a year for a bubby too

>>79627745
It's like having a best friend
It's cool to have someone I can be racist with

>>79628184
It’s not

>>79628306
six months is standard for merch like this, unfortunately. i've kind of accepted it after a couple years in this rabbit hole

>>79627745
Great since you're both already used to each other's shit, I wouldn't mind just continuing to live with him desu

>>79628306
You're preordering.

>>79628306
Merch shipping is always delayed since it's made to order. But to ridiculous amounts. Octavio's will not ship until September or October and you won't get GB's until possibly 20-fucking-25.

>>79628306
you can see the estimate shipping date before you buy the merch

>>79628306
>〈Shipping Schedule〉
> Estimated around mid-December 2024 to mid-January 2025.

>>79628254
kek, please let Bettel ask what they've been up to

>>79628306
i had to wait 6 months for my koi plush and it was painful, good luck anon it'll be a long wait

I'm still waiting for my machiroon plushie because I bought it alongside the shiny spicy 3d merch

he actually raided into bettel kek

inb4 he doesn't even notice or acknowledge the raid

kek he actually streamed over the whole thing

God Bettel is so based for this
I'm reupping my membership

lmfao he knew it was his birthday and didn't care. i respect it

>He knew it was his birthday

HE KNEW KEK

wow... bettel is the worst senpai what the fuck

>was aware of the birthday and intentionally streamed over it
Based

gotta admit, I actually thought Bettel was going to end right before the bday stream and raid into it

Bettel cares more about streaming with his brother than letting GB have the timeslot all for himself.
He is based, family first.

what now retards? not so smug huh?

now we know why shinri didn't join, he wouldn't intentionally do that shit

>>79628948

>>79628948
That would mean Hakka is evil and was only stopped by the power of God...

What a piece of shit. (someone post that picture of all the boys scrambling not to overlap his outfit reveal)

>>79629030
mama love

>>79629084
his corruption is getting stronger...

>>79628948
Holy shit Bettel is a fucking asshole

>>79629084
only rape correction can stop his evil ways

>bettel hates gibby
>i hate gibby
WE ARE

>>79629084
He still holds a grudge over GB saying he was one of his oshi and then showing he knew jack shit about him later

>>79629089

if we're being honest: while talents debut in gens and do stuff together occasionally, it's pretty much expected of every talent in Holo to look out for themselves first and foremost once they're out the womb, rather than securing the overall success/safety of the gen or branch. just another way enjoying vtubers isn't exactly 1:1 to enjoying normal idols.

>>79629089
that was such a shitshow
the dead hours were palpable

>>79628884

>>79629338
reddit/twitter tier post

GAVIS BETTEL HATE
GAVIS BETTEL RAPE

You guys suck. Betsy is streaming on otherwise dead hours even though the rest of VG couldn't make it. He's a real one.

>>79629247
theres 67 girls. it'd be unreasonable to think they would never overlap
theres only 10 talents in stars EN. im sure he couldve either waited or streamed earlier to not overlap a birthday

>>79629454
Better than 99% of the posts in this thread shitting their diapers over having to watch a vod

Streams over his entire birthday and didn’t even give him a raid. Bettel is a cunt.

>>79629518
nah still worse

>>79629247
>4 man collab stream
>2 drop out
>Still plan to do it anyway
>Start late because you didn't prepare for the stream
>Stream over a birthday with a stream you could milk with another episode any other day
I expect overlap out of HoloJP that has over 50 members, not a branch with 10

I wonder how that one Bubbytellion is feeling

>>79629628
Just watch the vod

>>79629637
i'm not THE bubbytellion, but i left the bettels for mama's birthday, then came back, and i'll vodwatch the missing hour later. it's not that hard

>>79626247
THEY'RE SO FUCKING FAT

This is like watching 2 kittens tackling each other repeatedly

>>79629658
I am not watching Bettel

>>79629757
Then why are you complaining? You watch the birthday stream.

>>79629658
it's okay little bettelion, you can still like your oshi and also admit this was a dick move
>>79629721
mama is streaming in half an hour, newfag

>>79629628
Nah even holoJP with their big ass roster of members most of the time would clear the timeslot if somebody is doing a 3D live, Bettel is just an asshole

bettelion always talk about rape correcting him, but clearly they're just as lazy as their oshi

>>79629802
I don't see a problem with it. If it was someone in Vanguard's birthday then sure, it would be a dick move, but they're different gens. It doesn't matter.

>>79629637
I'm really mad. I really thought better of Bettel.

>>79629837
every time i go in for the attack he's sucking magni's dick. they're fucking inseparable

Bettel 2 could never be a vtuber, he'd yab out so fast.
>Captcha PSSR

I am sincerely glad that my retarded twins weren't interrupted by the creepy guy who's going to graduate anyways.

>>79627792
GB, Shinri and Astel's birthdays, all during Pride month...

>>79629089
This is the original made by me >>79629241 but I thought it was worth it to make a new version after I had to use it again just last week when he was going to overlap Shinri's birthday.

Has Bettel even had a stream with Goldbullet before?

I love having no stakes in this fight

>>79629905
>Spoiler
Unless he became your oshi at the same time as goldie you should already know bettel is a self-centered piece of shit

>>79629971
still thinking about the vod bettel had to edit, not because of a twincest comment someone made in chat that night, but because twobert shit-talked unpacking

>>79630032
Put some fackin streams on, Altare.

>>79629790
Because I don't like selfish bitches

Based Bettel.
Unironically fuck Gibby

>>79630023
No, Bettel was still dead when GB had that week where he collabed with VG

>>79629971
He’s a true hater and I can’t hate that

>>79629502
EN? the branch that explicitly don't give a fuck about adhering to kouhai/senpai respectability politics unless it's towards the JPs? sure it would be nice if he re-scheduled the stream, but it's not the end of the world if he didn't. The viewer has all the power in this scenario here. GB, His genmates, the goddamn HoloEN twitter all telegraphed that his birthday stream was soon. If someone sees all that and still decides to watch Bettel, you honestly think that watching GB is a priority of theirs? You honestly think they'd tune in if nobody but him was streaming instead of doing something else?

>>79630023
What the fuck would that even look like? I can't think of a less compatible pair.

>>79628805
Yeah, that's pretty shitty. Especially since he had a completely legitimate reason to cancel that collab after the Xenos couldn't make it.

Didn’t Bettel extend his last karaoke just so he could raid into Shinri’s bday? He has favorites

>>79630104
The only bitch here is you, anon.

>>79630211
Thinking about a Altare and Jurard 1v1 collab makes me unconfortable for some reason

>>79630308
He won't fuck you bro

>>79630172
I wouldnt watch GBs bday even if he was the only one live, he's put no effort into his time at stars and seems like he wants to quit so why would I support that.

>>79630298
Like you wouldn't prefer Shinri over GB, come on.

Why would Bettel support someone that literally took a bounty to kill him?
Are you guys fucking stupid?

i dare any of you guys actually pissed about this to leave a comment when the stream ends lmao.

this is more retarded than the Vesper hates Altare drama

>>79630329
Blacks all wanna be idols until they actually get into the company lmao

>>79630173
I want Axel's hair edited onto this or an Axelotl eating the chips

>>79630338
I would, at least GB doesn't put me to sleep when he plays games.

>Not a Bettelion
>Not a Bubby
>Waiting for Shinri's stream

can you guys BELIEVE this

>>79630298
that was for his 3D debut, he rescheduled nopixel and streamed Elden Ring before raiding him for his birthday

I have not tuned into either stream because I have no interest in them.

>>79630553
That's a nice rrat, but behold:
THE YAB TO END ALL YABS!!!

>>79630485
he's gonna love that visual novel