/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wrath

awawawawa

What's her name again?

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 14

FEED AND SEED

>>79573816
JERRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbXKKnjg_FU
Or
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Hate this guy

>>79573816
Sexxy

>Win lottery
>Get doxxed

>>79573877
wait that yugioh guy is membered to Jelly? Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5d87dNftfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5d87dNftfU

Lumi's awards would be like
>most sexist chatter award
>meanest chatter award
>biggest backseater award

>>79573816
was this image prompted by that time jelly and pippa were talking about getting naked on a plane
pretty good

>>79573877
Captcha: 4gay4

>>79573925
Only mods would win

I like to take ecstasy with Hina.
https://gofile.io/d/aKsGyM

Cock shaming time!

>>79573922
>she has no whales
why is that anon retarded?

>the unenthusiastic claps SFX
kek

Hall of Shame? all me baby

>>79573859
NOW (Literally right now)
Michiru Shisui (05:00UTC | LIVE | Red Dead Redemption 2 - RP Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbXKKnjg_FU
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | LIVE | Mid-Year Performance Review)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3y2A3b-x50
Gram Pico (09:00UTC | LIVE | BIRTHDAY Collab ft. Nasa, Memory, Yuu, Loki & Clara)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5d87dNftfU

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Runie Ruse (14:00UTC | 5h45m | Trying Pico Coffee)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3gCECpoVVk

Notes:
>Saya is guerilla schedule this week
>Clara is guerilla schedule this month (or as long as she's in EU)
>Phase Invader auditions end on June 30th, go apply if female

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma

Pico finally made it.
CLARA IS JAPANESE

>>79573965
certified autist

>>79573951
I love SPH!

>>79573929
Faggot that want's to open yet another Vtuber corpo not realizing the market is already completely swamped.

>>79573965
the NPC award

>>79573950

>>79573965
>urban mech avatar
>goes into hall of shame
deserved

>>79573925
That generously assumes Lumi has anywhere close the willpower to CHART

>Cam't Spell

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Hills Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

That conversation made michi really happy

>>79574039

>>79574039
is he a JP?

>behavior awards
If it's anything like Pippa's chat the true result of charts like these will never be known. The amount of slurs and just generally stupid shit people type and actually hit send on is insane. If automod didn't exist half of the chat would be banned

>>79574039

STOP MEWING

SNEED AGAIN

>>79574039

SNEED SWEEP

SNEED SWEEP

sneed

>Two
wowie

>Early to every chat to call Jelly a hag
Holy shit

>>79573979
She is noticeably less cagey and getting more of a response from the group compared to past collabs.

>sneedposter is autistic and a hag lover

Alright, which one of you is it?

>>79574139
https://files.catbox.moe/tt8a2u.webm

SNEEDGODS CAN'T STOP WINNING

it's a capipi isn't it

she said the thiiing

HE'S ON A ROLL

Jelly read it out loud, someone soundpost it

>SNEED won twice

>>79574123
IS tHIs ReAL

>>79574174
chyat is this real?

this nigga with the incest pfp won twice holy based

>>79573766
>>79574139
I SNEEL

sneedman, i know you are here
reveal yourself

>>79574233
he awa'd once and ruined everything

ANOTHER

>>79573925
>>79573944 is right, remember what she said about people being useful. She is Briffault's Law personified.

Based cunny enjoyer

[Jelly News] It's all her.

It's genuinely amazing how far the LATE meme has travelled. Amazing

NAKED CLARA STREAM LET'S GO

should i get Hina's membership?

>>79574164
Who is

>>79574008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XNgM85j9Y

Jerry refuses to show who got the most timeouts because she fears that she will anger me by exposing me

>2.5 female starknights
>.5
It's the /#/ one

I will get runie pregnant

>>79574483
she's going full coombait huh

>>79574424

>>79574164
Pico is built different. She's Unitymaxxing

>>79574565
only for most of her BBs

>>79573925
>>79574324
>>79573944
she already did something like this
newfags embarrassing themselves, as usual

fuck, I want my oshi to do a stream like this for purely selfish reasons, but at the same time I would self pop-tart if I didn't make the cut.

>>79574614
honestly I just tune her out as background noise I have never understood what she is yapping about in her streams

what is a gob tribute?

>>79574676
there's nothing worse than someone pretending to be here longer than they actually have

she just doxxed everyone...

>>79574766
deserved

>>79574442

>>79574671
>he spends his time wagging his tail in his oshi's chat with the rest of the NPCs instead of liveposting /here/ on cooldown
Cringe

>>79574766

>>79574766
JellyLook poster...

>>79574766
It had to be done...

>>79574799
I do both

>>79574614
when? 3 years ago?

>>79574799
I-I treat /here/ as my chat. I'm too shy to use youtube's chat and be recognized with my name

DO NOT INFLATE

jelly news spread sheet is real

I should have submitted just to make her add an award for showing up to 0 streams and sending 0 messages

>>79574614
When.

>>79574841
Same, it's more fun to shitpost /here/ than actually use chat most the time

>>79574829
>>79574886
end of 2022 or start of 2023
might have been during the subathon, i don't remember exactly

>>79574841
I can't help but feel like everyone hates me so I worry that she will read my chat messages and also come to hate me.

AAAAAIII PICO STOP LEWDING CLARA

>>79574825
If you can do both then your cooldown is too long, goyim.

>>79574841
I was a pussy once too
for a year and a 2 months, then I just started typing .
even when cringe I don't care anymore, having her read a comment hits the dopamine in my brain

>>79574507
Time to fap.

>>79574506
>>79574591
Clara. I'm thinking back to when they played Gartic Phone together on Memory's channel and she was noticeably more nervous and quiet when out-of-turn.

>>79574988
Maybe it's different after meeting them all in person

Make lumi lose her voice by dicking

>Lumi goes full AAH
https://files.catbox.moe/wi69zh.mp4
One could make a feature length compilation of these at this point.

>turned off the audio on Jelly's stream
>could still hear her
uhhhhh... bros???

>>79574841
I don't even have the option not to do this. The only reason to actually type in chat has like a 0.01% chance to proc at this point.

>>79575093
She's communicating through the brainwaves. You can not escape

>negligible

>>79574934
oh... the subathon she did after she got the new model? i didnt watch that as a form of protest, i didnt like the new model at the beginning, but i couldn't live without hearing her voice so i gave up after about 2 weeks

Lumi used to read all my messages but now she ignores them all

any reason for this?

bee bee

>>79575171
She HATES you.

>>79575171
she saw you in another girl's chat

>>79575195
Can confirm, I do it intentionally because I hate him specifically

>>79575202
fuck now that I think about it this started after I began watching Tenma...

>>79513349
APOLOGIZE

>>79575171
She wants you to commit suicide. This is what vtubers do

>>79574978
Recently I realised I don't care about the embarassment of chatting.
Unfortunately, I still care about being "late" to a chuuba. I can't talk in the chat of anyone I like because I haven't been doing it since debut. It makes me feel like a poser.

>>79575097
Here's the secret: Just reword whatever the streamer is saying. It's the most annoying yet effective way.

Final Day

>>79575251
I feel that
But it is better late than never

>>79575267
wdym?

>>79575284
Invaders have already been picked anon.

>>79575242
grudgebro...

>the observation thingy
>the produce of my work

>>79575242
based

>>79575242
Rosebud. Explain to me right now why Rosemi didn't called? She was the fated Kaleido invader

>>79575246
now that you mention it she said yesterday that she didnt bully anyone to the point of committing suicide and she did sound a bit dissappointed when she said that

>>79575284
This is a Draph from Granblue Fantasy just like Lisa

>Jelly was the Researcher

>>79575251
The fact you're giving a chuuba your time is more than enough, just don't being a faggot in chat.

>>79575171
Don't overshare or novelpost excessively, it makes you seem pathetic. Nobody likes pathetic people. Also why care, as long as you can post it's whatever. She still sees your posts.

Jelly just confirmed she has a boyfriend

Did Tenma get blacklisted from Pico's birthday?

>God I wish I could look at my partner like I look at these spreadsheets
Uh, Starkeks?

>>79575399
Yeah, me.

>>79575404
Watch streams

>>79575399
>>79575407
Yeah me

>>79575404
what... she was super cute in the call in section and then talked about a weird horror movie with an ojisan and pico called her hentai

>>79575399
I am the man of which she speaks

>>79575419
>>79575434
I made both of these posts.

>>79575171
Stop trying to get noticed. They can smell that shit a mile away

{Wemi News]] Horny
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1807333660527653358

Pico is sexually harassing nasa...

>>79575399
yeah me

>>79575419
>>79575434
>>79575448
>>79575453
>they are proud to say they can't satisfy their girlfriend

>>79575399
'Tis I!

>>79575407
Can confirm she hasn't looked at me since we exchanged vows.

>>79575503
Femanon...

>>79575485
>{Wemi News]]

>>79575503
Nobody can beat raw numbers and data when it comes to this autist

>>79575399
>>79575407
are you retarded?

>>79575389
broken somehow

>>79575488
Pico already had her seiso birthday. Now she's activated the gremlin mode

>>79575547
They are for trying to anti Jelly.

>>79575543
symbol typos are outside your purview pankophile

>>79575547
Are you?

>>79575503
nothing was said about being proud about it, I'm trying my best out here man

Clara has an entire data planned out and Nasa just wants to take Pico for a walk?

>>79575573
It's really at full power. No one is safe.

>>79575543
No...my panko post virginity...gone...

>>79575573 (me)
I know... I know... I'm eepy

>>79575607
yeah and then get her drunk

>>79575300
Like if the streamer is telling a story, just kind of summarize it so they repeat what you say.
>>79575454
Depends on the streamer. Some people seem to just always get read despite being obvious attention whores.

>>79575361

>>79575284
i found it funny that tenma was just making noises for more than half her call in with a hint of anime japanese

>>79575607

>>79575638
>>79575607
ah, misread that... yes that's nasa's plan

>>79575645
Oh, she barely reads it in general and when she does it's mostly superchats. I know all the tricks, it's just not worth it.

>>79575648
b-but tenma is a native japanese how could she not know her own language

AWA AWAWA
(awa awa)

cute jerry laugh

I bet Muyu and Saya would have sex if they met up haha

>>79575607
Reminder of how horribly Nasa's relationship advice stream went

>>79575770
Yes. With myself.

Hurricane Beryl is coming, not even memeing. Get your supplies ready if you're near the Gulf

Once Wose phases in, everything will be alright.

>>79575698
Pico made Clara a true Japanese, she can do it with Tenma too
Pico-Chan has the technology

>>79575813
I miss her...

Achan phases in
All is well

>>79575815
Is she on hiatus or something?

>>79575849
meds

>>79575849
>A-chan phases in
>male branch
Nah

DYRBI

>Partner disconfirmed
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEeeee...!

>>79575813
severe weather is a myth to fear monger to onions guzzlers so that they keep supporting sending money to basedsentists to solve a problem that doesn't exist. Nothing ever happens

I look away for literally 10 seconds and michiru is dead wtf happened

>>79575645
Those people are everywhere. Chat, discord, twitter, etc., and they're usually donating often and/or in large amounts.

>>79575813
Comachama...
Beryl has been here for a while now.

>>79575849
Friend A is foreseeably busy with ill family, not happening

>>79575943
Cool, never come back

>>79576009
"Ill family" is code for mentally unwell women. Believe it

>>79574565
That feels more like emotional gfe if it's the waking up after part

jerry bonked

>>79575849
no thank you she loves homostars

>>79576009
That was Airi

>Jell realizing she has the power to just randomly sicc a bunch of skiddies and actual ultradorks at people that displease her

tf was that supa

>>79575943
millions must be seiso

>>79576064

>>79576097
>A bunch of SEAmonkeys trying to DDOS a twitter account by using ping on cmd

>>79576103
what one I am watching Pico?

>>79576005
Retard look at weather alerts

>>79575503
Least I got one faggot

>>79576002
I wonder if there are any whales the talents absolutely hate but have to not let it show.

nini /pcg/.

Where's the kemono chuuba fishfuck?
https://twitter.com/KisaNiyaV/status/1807216450131632536

>>79576243

high quality cum.

>>79576284
Holy fuck is that Kirsche's sister?

>>79576284
ew

>>79576284
yiffing in hell

>>79576345
Yes?

>>79576284

Nini airihead

>>79576243
Ni Ni lil Pon. Sweet Dreams
Having the Big Pon in the stream was too cute

>>79576284
squishy fluffy

>>79576345
does anybody have the fucked version of this image with the text about smoking crack and running out of dharma or whatever

>>79576284
She looks really fucking soft

>>79576284
What so you mean, we already have Jerry as our resident furry.
But all joked aside, Erina is an actual furry and we dont need more than one (even if female furries is like finding a unicorn)

>>79576284
>this is the ideal furry body type
i had low expectations but still

Does Hime goon or does she edge

>>79576487
How do we tell him?

Has anyone here unironically tried the phase coffee? Any of the blends you'd recommend?

>>79576345

>>79576541
Anon, Erina is a furry, she doesnt even deny it.

black dick

[Jelly News]
She wants to be a JC

Which phase connect unironically tries to do those retarded 5 minute craft ideas that they see on Facebook and Tiktok?

>>79576574
I meant that there's more

>>79576605
Holidays

>>79576553
They all bring their own flavor profile to the table. You should try each, at least once. Make sure to use a french press. It's needed to fully appreciate them. Don't forget to do a coarse grind if you use a french press.

>>79576606
She wants us to warn her about bombs?

>>79576574
>we dont need more than one

>>79576621
Runie

>>79576621
Clara

>>79576621
Mori

>>79576284
Fuck you architects what have you done to me

>>79576621
Me...

>>79576553
Sorry i only drink cheap mexican blend preground because im poor.

>>79576644
>>79576631
Wanting to fuck Freddy Fazbear doesnt make Lia a furry. It does however make her crazy

>>79576553
I don't have the proper equipment to actually enjoy it.
>>79576637 nails the minimum to properly enjoy the beans.

>>79576637
I just have a moka pot. Should I get a cheap french too?

>>79576621
nasa

Do you think a vtuber could claim a 4chan pass as a tax deduction? asking for a friend

>>79576704
>Just Lia
Hoo boy

>>79576553
They apparently had it to try at OffKai, I'm going next year so if they have it again I'll certainly try it.

>>79576704
so what about all the birds she wants to bang?

>>79576775
Only if you use it for shilling purpose.
The IRS WILL discover this when they audit you btw

>>79576775
Only if you show it on stream

>>79576775
Depends on if you shill yourself on 4chan on (reduced) cooldown

>my youtube recommended
https://youtu.be/yiNvmgNq3q4
Nice clip title bro

>>79576704
Over half of the girls have furry tendencies anon and that's not even including the a certain hardcore furfag.

>>79576859
I want Shiina to castrate me

>>79576870
Finally, my hair bear body will be in demand

>>79576775
I mean, if you used the pass to shill the everliving hell out of yourself then I guess you could count it as a business expensive, but I'm sure they'll just say, "just pay the fucking 20 bucks" anyway.
Also lots of chuubas arent American and god only knows how income tax works in their countries.

>>79576870
>the a

>>79576068
So it was a phasefag. Cool

>>79576870
VTubing as a whole is furry-adjacent

>>79576459
Douzo

>>79576691
retard

>>79576870
Furry tendency =/= furry, by that logic everyone that likes monstergirls is a furry.
Unfortunately shit has homogenized so much among furries that it's more than just liking anthro characters now, it contains a lot of other baggage associated with. Much like how if a person uses the word equity instead of equality then I can already surmise at least 10 other policies they agree with.

>>79576825
"you see officer, I need to egosa until my MP (Menhera Point) meter fills up, so I can use them when I stream which earns my income"
>>79576980
I'm not actually a chuuba but I had the thought, but I think it would work in Australia as long as you could justify why it was a business expense, and could differentiate between your business use and personal use of the pass (if any), with a reasonable method of apportionment between the two

>>79577023
I mean of course.

>>79576775
You can claim anything, can YOU justify it to the IRS when you get audited?

>>79576775
Yeah but only if you utilize the said pass as part of your content. I don't know how exactly you'll prove it but it sounds more of a hassle than the 50 cents it's worth.

collab has been so cute

>>79577023
That's right, it was me. A-Phasefag, disinherited cousin of A-Chan and rightful heir to the A dynasty!
Now that you know the truth, I'm afraid I can't let you leave this general alive...

Capipis! Seize him!

>>79577240

>>79577177
>trogdor
kek this hag

>>79577171
This. It's not like it'd be impossible but I mean...how much could a 20 dollar expense affect your taxes? Less than a dollar difference? Try to get deductions that actually fucking matter.

>>79577240
How new?

>>79577177
TROGDOR WAS A MAN

Jelly is barking again...

we already have two dogs

>>79577177
Which member of Teen Girl Squad would Clara be?

>>79577075
thanks.
and rip crackanon.

>>79577364
My cock twitched
It's so fucking over for me

>>79577291
Older than you, retard

Cumming in a dog bowl and forcing Jelly to slurp it down.

>>79577396
So And So

>>79577398
>monkey
>cat
>dog
jelly is an abomination

For real, why didn't Pico get a dog bowl for her merch
Phase clearly needs it

PICO SONG PICO SONG PICO SONG

>>79577512
chimera

>>79577403
We're on our third crackanon now. The current one lusts after the sistas

only 5 of those will count in a 24 hour period, jelly

>>79577565
Why do they keep dying?

>>79577735
Crack

>>79577735
>why do the crack addicts keep falling dead
I think you can figure that one out

PICO GUNDAM COVER PICO GUNDAM COVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ
premiere in less than 20

RATE THE JELLY
RATE THE STATS
RATE THE EVALUATION
RATE THE STREAM

>>79577745
>>79577764
I see

jerry...

nini /pcg/...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQv

v
v
vv
v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

>>79577735
Crack can kill you really fucking easily, especially since it's usually cut to be less pure than regular cocaine

>>79577789
suika would never

Evens I nini.

>>79577795
GN
Pico song in 17min if you can make it!

>>79577788
FUCK JERRY FOR MAKING ME ANXIOUS I LOVE HER/10

>>79577788
>month+ long timer with no explanation
Damn brat making me worry over nothing
This was quite neat for a stream though so all is forgiven

>>79577806
calm yourself

I miss Jelly

>>79577864
NO!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

>>79577806
AHHHHHHHHH

>>79577795
nighty night doremu

I wonder if any of the girls are going to AX. I know Phase Friend Mint said she'll be there

>>79577929
Interesting setup.

>>79577929
Pippa said she will be going

>>79577929
Minto has been a regular congoer for like a decade, not really surprising she's going.

>>79577745
Nipaaaahh~

>>79577788
Sneed/10

Man seeing Pico be such a happy wholesome doggo has made me so happy. She really deserves success. I've said for a while she's clearly still learning but she's got a lot of potential and she's really showing it off today. I hope this encourages more collabs with her. Best doggo.

>>79577806
>>79577889
All Jerry and Pico Linkin Park duet rrats BTFO.

>>79578153
Don't care listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

Sakana currently sitting in front of his computer at half mast

>>79578153
>One rrat

>>79578153
they are delayed. you'll see it later

>>79578191
i don't care about kevin, fish fucker

>>79578153
You'd have to be delusional to think Jelly gives a damn about the JPs outside of getting a little wet when Loki calls her sensei

>>79577542
she knows how to emulate the behavior of any organism whose DNA she has absorbed... don't ask questions...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvxG_moBRs

Which distro would Jelly use?

>>79578302
arch with cinnamon

>>79578302
she uses Kali Linux on stream

>>79578339
>no Wayland

>>79578302
FreeBSD with KDE

STarting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

>>79578378
Wayland doesn't work with half the shit it needs to right now.

POMERANIDOL

She's Perfect

Congrats on the birthday and song debut dogbros

Man what a perfect song for her. Her vocals are great and add a really haunting aura to the song.

I despise Kira.

My smile is ear to ear

we are winning so bigly

https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_/status/1807354300378812640

>>79576775
No, you cannot, but you know what you can do? Buy some delicious Phase Coffee. It comes in 27 different flavors.

Mili if you're here you should lock Pico in a dank room with a vocal coach until she gets better at singing

>>79578756
rude

>>79576775
>>79578758
Hmmm

who do I watch now?

>>79578758
>t.

>>79578807
Isn't Michiru live?

>>79578831
she finishing up

>>79578864
oh

>>79578654
I don't know why but she made me remember this vocaloid song "Paradise of light and shadow 2"

Honestly, all phase connect should have a code geass watch along

New thread.
>>79578921
>>79578921

>>79578807
Sayu

>27 livers
>0 live

>>79579111
NOW (literally right now): getting your (You)

>>79579216
>God ESL hole

>>79578864
No part 2 today?

>>79579111
good, that means you all have time to listen to Pico's new cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1XYdkuAwQ

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