/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schejewel TBC.
Day off tomorrow.
Next stream: Elden Ring DLC at SUN 7 PM EST | 4 PM PST | 8 AM JST

Fuck this gay earth and FUCK LUCKNIGGERS

1401 in line, blease...

>lost the life gacha
>lost the game gacha
>lost the ticket gacha
I can't go on, pebbros...

>>79466077
Luck is a skill, git gud. I'm not even attending

>>79466095
I believe in you, pebble!

Time to buy a scalped ticket

>>79466273

it's sold out
you guys may as well leave the line

>>79466341
Proofs?

>>79466325

I'm so fucking mad I'm going to watch a Biboo VOD and furiously jack off to her.

S-surely theyll see how popular this is and just add more dates.

>>79466325
>>79466503
I'm not even gonna laugh at you, bro. Today, we all suffer.

>>79466626
CtW had TWICE the seats and sold out JUST AS FUCKING FAST

COVER EXECS ARE JUST A RETARDED BUNCH OF SHITNIGGERS AND I HOPE THEY DIE BY SCAPHISM

lets bweh together bros

>>79466773
>Scaphism or The Boats was a method of execution where the condemned was sandwiched between two canoes or halves of a log, force fed milk and honey and be left in the middle of a stagnant body of water.
what the beep?

bweh

WEBSITE LIED
PEBBLES DIED

>>79466626
Pebble... it's going to be alright.

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE
JUST TO SUFFER?

i'm just watching ame groundpounding rellana to death to cope

Jokes on you, Cover! I don't need tickets. I'm just going to huff a ton of concentrated Biboonium in the theatre backalley to see the secret VIP show for special pebbles!

I FUCKING MADE IT

>>79466871
bro would diarrhea himself to death or the bugs would eat him alive
I remember stumbling upon a torture thread on /b/ 9 years ago and that stuck with me

>>79466626
Sorry Pebble, there's always holofes and maybe even another, bigger HoloEN event too... next year

>>79467283
SHOW PROOFS NIGGER

>>79467283
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Legitimately happy for you, bro. I couldn't make it but knowing a pebble is going instead of me is at least better than someone from another fanbase

>>79467282
Welp, time to put this on repeat for the next couple hours

>>79467283
enjoy it for the rest of us pal

Back to DS9. Congrats to pebbles who got tickets!

>>79467337
proofs

>>79467815
Congrats!

>>79467815
>>79467337
DOUBTER STATUS?

>>79467815
>>79467846
I kneel, and genuinely, congrats. Beep (You) because I'm jealous, but congrats.

>>79467815
Fucking hell grats bwo

>>79467337
>>79467421
>>79467500
>>79467840
>>79467895
thank you pebbros, i will go on behalf of all who cannot make it

>>79467815

>>79467815
Grats pebbro, hope you enjoy the show!

>>79467815
Super happy for you, pebble! Hope the show rocks.

>>79467815
Don't worry, I'm going to get one ticket too!

>>79467988
thank you friend

>>79468105
yo same here!

>estimated wait time under one hour now
h-haha, I'm gonna make it...

>>79467815
I'm coming with you too.

>>79468243
WE GOT TWO IN, PEBBLES STICK TOGETHER

Happy for you guys.
Im just a poor little chattino. I hope you all have a great time!

>>79468192
I'm just gonna hang out with this pebble and do the same thing >>79467282. Special VIP concert for me, later losers!

Make us proud, concert Pebbles.

Still not seeing the concert sold out... maybe I have a chance...

>>79469003
It's over bwo...

Guess im off to do my JP reps...

>>79469053
I-It's not over until it's over...

3k tickets is a really low amount

>>79469808
The venue is REALLY nice, but it's an awful choice for such a demanded event.

>>79469142
Haha yeah, you should totally stay. Just in case. >>79469571

for pebbros that are going, have you bought the concert essentials?

>>79469003
>>79469053
>>79469142
>>79469851
Okay, it's actually over. I got into the site, but there are no seats left. There was one SINGLE one that it let me click, but it said it was no longer available. Sorry, bros. I failed.

>>79470265
And proofs just so people don't think I'm bullshitting. It's unironically over. Time to track down scalpers.

>>79470368
n-no...

>>79470500
No... It's not over... It can't be over... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'M GONNA BW-

>Tfw I could only afford the livestream ticket because of geographical issues

>>79467282
Just a little too much Biboonium and you get tickets to the 24/7 Biboo concert in the forever box.

>>79470720
Oh, are the livestream tickets on sale, too?

>>79470970
Yeah it is.
https://ib.eplus.jp/hololive_en2nd-st

>>79471058
NTA but I'm gonna be a leacher for this one, I wanted to watch it live dangit

You know, I'm still not clear on if the two days have different setlists or not. I get why they'd do two days of the same setlist to "stretch" the 3k seats to the 6k of CtW, but why offer a two-day streaming ticket in that case?

>missed out the first hour of platform 8
>Biboo is getting jumpscared by literally nothing
I love this rock like you wouldn't believe. The best way to end my day

>>79471881
can't uwaooo, too sad...

>>79471951
This one's for you.

>>79472053
oooawu!

>>79472053
Every Biboo soundpost should have a backwards alter...

>>79471951

>>79472307
Elbeeps get the rope

>>79472307
can we get that one from that one lethal company stream but backwards? you know which one i'm talking about

This is just a self-reminder

>>79472401
what about uwaaooo?

>>79472401
I'm a big proponent of DON'T BWEH, but getting absolutely fucked out of Biboo's very first live concert because a website literally fucking LIED and turned a contest of skill into a lucknigger extravaganza is, in my opinion, the first bweh-worthy event to happen since her debut.

>>79472501
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>>79471881
>>79472366
Funny how a single stream gave us two of the most beloved brain-empty soundposts in existence, what a blessed day

>>79472501

>>79472983
BWEH
W
E
H

>>79472501
Start saving for Holofes

>>79473096
Fes is always luckniggery, it's a lotto. If it isn't an actual first-come first-served, I'm doomed. I am a cursed creature.

>>79473188
I just mean as the next probably opportunity to see Biboo live in concert

>>79473415
There's no point. It don't matter. Don't none of this matter. There are too many Holofans and not enough luck. I will never see Biboo live.

i also just remembered that biboo won't be streaming tomorrow either, this weekend keeps getting worse

>>79473681
Why are they giving Biboo so much homework I thought it was summer break????? She's not that good at math either so it probably takes her a long time to finish it...

>pebbles literally getting mindbroken through zenloss
A dark day, indeed

i'm gonna go get some FAT FUCK snacks and eat my troubles away, bros

can someone post that one biboo demotivational speech soundpost

>>79473926
I broke my fast to eat a whole can of pringles.

>>79474591
You and I are brothers in despair.

>>79474591
Nothing makes your troubles go away than an entire can of pringles. My personal go-to

>>79475066
What flavor?

>>79475099
Sour cream and onion

For me, it's gas station gummy oranges that have been in the freezer for just long enough to be cold and firm.

>>79475228
The only flavor

>>79475631
Impeccable taste, broulder.

>>79475631
NTP, but while I prefer sour creme and onion, the cheese and onion as well as the pizza one are fine too

>>79476110
I wasn't even part of the original conversation but I had to chime in

>>79475228
Good taste, I love those and salt & vinegar

you are all fat fucks
i can't believe the fat ugly hentai bastard pebble lv 10000 rape master guys who get posted all the time here were real

>>79476334
hehe

>>79476334
Pebble, I was serious when I said this is quite literally a picture of me.

>>79476334
I'm probably healthier now in my ojisan years than when I was a teen

Psssst... hey, pebble. Over here. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, rocks-for-brains. Keep it down. Now, I heard you like dem "bee tubas" everyone's yappin' about. Well, how would you like to see yer "yoshi" in action live up there on stage? Get yer skibidi gyatt bow-bow on in da big apple, if ya catch my drift. Yeah... dats right. Yer ol' pal Bibo-I MEAN JEORJIE here has da goods. Dem tickets was pretty hard ta come by, so it's gonna cost ya a pretty gem... plus some headpats and a round of strawberry milk. Where'd I get 'em from? DANGIT! You best not ask those kinds of questions now, bub. Now If yer ready to get down to business...

>>79476334
Not that surprising really because there are tons of middle aged Pebbles here...

>>79476694
Absolute kino, my sides

>>79476334
I'm not far
I actually have 14% body fat
That's why I'm always skipping meals

>>79476694
I don't think "jej" has ever been better-suited to a post.

>>79476694
Hey jeorjie, I can only pay you with shiny rocks and spicy curry...

>>79474062
The don't do it today, today is too hard, do it tomorrow one?

>>79478370
yea, my mood after today

>>79476694
This post has deeply soothed me in these dark times. Thank you pebble.

>>79478423
I couldn't find it in my files. I'll look for it tomorrow. Today's too hard.

I'm still mad about that superchat
You never say that to a girl, especially not to Biboo

Catching up to the biboo stream
that anti-loli discord superchat is something else

>>79478818
Eh, it's her first 100 dollar shitpost, not the first girl to get one, plus the fact it had kobo and gura in it just means they were trying to be anti-loli. Nothing to get worked up over. She played it off well so I'm proud of her.

>>79474062
>>79478660
got the timestamp at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojxagEuycwE&t=1740s

>>79478818
I didn't like it either. I considered @ing the guy in chat and telling him to fuck off but Biboo wouldn't like that. She's a big girl and can handle herself just fine so it's good I didn't.

>>79479021
>>79479056
honestly assumed it was just some lolicon's poorly executed attempt at reverse psychology bullying to try to get other pebbles to SC calling her sexy, like what she did in the Granblue sponsored stream
the overlap between anti-loli riajuu and degenerates far enough gone to aka can't be all that large

>>79479102
Im fine with it since biboo is pretty good at dealing with cringe shit and making it funny.
Sexy biboo voice and her saying shes the cutest was funny.

calling it now, Advent collab where they announce the 3D dates next tuesday, the game will be Chained together, screencap this post

Lmao FWMC tweeted about that sexy ranking poll Biboo mentioned https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1806903042622836850

>>79480758
mococo sex...

>>79480304
>Four dopes chained together
Game was made for them

Pebbles since the Bau Bau thread went to hell I want to ask… My country isn’t in the list of the countries where the streaming service is available… Does that mean I am fucked and I won’t be able to watch FUWAMOCO, Biboo and Advent?

>>79481880
Just look in the usual place on the day of.

>>79480758
>Overwhelming majority of those EN/JP Ruffians in the responses going "poll is retarded mogogoe is sexy"
Didn't seem like Pebble chat had as good a ratio when she was talking about it, half you fuckers are going back in the git gud box chastity cage

>>79482187
Pebbles hate Biboo

>>79482187
That's because her chat knew it was a shitpost. Seriously, don't think too hard on it. FWMC is obviously oblivious and posted it out of context

>>79482261
>Pebbles

found the "poll" after some digging https://challonge.com/kqjy50b

>>79482820
What an awful list, Ao deserves the least sexy holo award

>>79482820
>biboo vs kobo for least sexiest
Im going to assume this was all ironic and "least" meant most.

>>79483432
It's just performative riajuu retards.

>>79482820
>60 participants, not even an actual poll
kind of a letdown after all that, I've seen old gamefaqs fuck/marry/kill or heal/hurt style threads with better sampling

>>79482820
these faggots deserve to be banned from every channel, fuck them.

>no tickets
>no stream tomorrow
GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO BWEH

>>79486162
you have to wait to see Biboo beat the rest of elden ring, then you can bweh

Was looking through the 5ch posts for anomawies stream and got this one
2724: Anonymous @Reprint Prohibited (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW e51a-g7yM)2024/06/29(Sat) 08:13:17.32 ID:lsd0pS1J
Bibhu's screams hit me right in the dick

what do you think advent's second orisong is gonna be like, they're definitely dropping it during anniversary

you see this little gem girl on your train, what do you do?

>>79488589
CASUALLY MESSATSU THE CHILD

>>79488589
Do not make eye contact with the Biboo.

wait what do you mean the medium biboo t-shirts are already sold out?

>>79488478
Somber in the beginning with strings, catchy hook using trumpets/woodwind into hard synth electronic techno chorus with the bass boosted to 11. Not a single drum though. Will be called Uprising or Revolution.

I think Biboo might be sexy

>>79489960
proofs?

>>79489619
Be faster, bro.

>>79490013

bib

>>79489619
WAIT NOT EVERYONE HERE (but me) IS FUCKING FAT?!
This had to be droves of fempebbles! FEM! PEBBLES!

>>79491827
they are fat but they are also manlets

>>79491827
Biboo has crafted her fanbase.
We are all overweight ojisan, exactly how she likes.
The mediums are for the fem pebbles.

Its steam summer sale so I'll probably buy something to play for a week or so since it looks like Biboo will be busy

Pebbles dont let this thread pebbles

Bweh is all that remains.

bib biboo's boob

Good morning, I love biboo.

>>79488589
Sit down and wait the anomawi to disappear

What do I even do on this Bibooless day

Bad evening, we hate Oobib

>>79504454
Calm...
I am calm...

>>79502645
Rewatch the Biboo
Reminisce about the Biboo
Do not construct plans to abduct the Biboo

>>79505603
I'm rewatching her original Elden Wing playthrough
I keep thinking about how much she's grown since debut
I've triangulated her location to a 100 mile radius and have hired a group of professional snatchers to track her down and bring her to me so I can [spoilers]pat her shiny head[/spoilers]

>>79505809
>[spoilers]pat her shiny head[/spoilers]

>>79505868
pebble...

>>79506203
don't try to twist it, I was quoting the original rocks-for-brains

>>79506238
Oh I didn't even read the post you quoted kek

>>79506291
Dang it...

>>79506291
pebble...

>>79506291

why is this thread so full of gravelbrains...

>>79506291
heh. what a dork.

What size if backpack would you say biboo would fit into?
Would you call it a large backpack or an extra large backpack?

>>79508059
fanny pack

>>79508059
Extra large because I'd want her to be comfy and also have a pair of plushies to keep her company. Maybe a strawberry milk bottle as well

>>79508059
you don't need a backpack just hold her like this

>>79508059
I'd fit her in my Camelback so she can poke her head out like Yoda and give me drinkies through the straw

>bweeh bweeh I miss Biboo
I never missed Biboo, ever. My aim is unfailing, and she's always in my sights. I am the embodiment of HAZUSHI WA SHINAI. When I pull my trigger, worlds collide and I am sure to hit my target.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120078205

>>79511423
UOOUUU ToT

>>79511423
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>79511308
Still waiting on AC6 dlc...

>>79513852
Soon, brother.

>>79511423
Woah

>>79517838
That's me!

>>79517838
lol, this "moai" scrub bwehs at the end, I bet it's just a pebble with plastic surgery

>>79518908
He didn't bweh, he just wiped out. Moais get hurt, but we get back up.

moai moai kyun

>>79511423
Nyo...rapey mom (aunt?) yobai'd the party...

>>79518908
Hey now, I'm still working on my ollies. cut me some slack

>swimsuit outfit releases
>her ribs are very visible
Imagine ToT

>>79465891

It's so sad Biboo died of ligma.

>>79528885
who's Biboo?

Guys…. I think I morphed a little

>>79529251
oh hey, an actual gyatt

>>79529251
A fucking Otomopebble

>>79529008
Bib'mah ballz

>>79529251
Green doll cute

>>79529251
Understandbale

>>79529974
>Understandbale
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOU BAYLE

>>79531317
YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH!

>>79529251
whore

Bro, this isn't /baubau/.

>>79532127
YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY

>>79533220
SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON...

I'm thinking Biboo, Biboo
oo
ee
oo

>>79534654
There's a Biboo in my wifi!
Biboo IS my wife-i!

Post some cute Biboo pics... I miss my wife...

>>79536277
I really like this one.

uwwaaaoooo!!

>>79536277
NO

>>79536383
I like that one too. She looks really good in a dress.

>>79536632
I’m going to go to sleep facing that tapestry every night

>>79532971
you're still a whore

Biboo is thinking about me.

>>79537492
She's thinking about the leftovers of me in her fridge (she only LoveIt'd a couple of my fingies before she got full).

>>79537559
how long does it take for her to fully LoveIt a pebble

>>79537679
Your average pebble (a 600 lb ojisan rapemaster) will be devoured in roughly one geological age.

>>79537770
I'm only a level 300 molester. What level do I rank up to rape master?

>>79538425
ngmi

My wife is going to be busy next week...

>>79538429
Me on the right

Looks like today is a 12 day

I wonder how they'll deal with biboo showing her tummy in the summer outfit now that she's starting to show.
I'm the father btw.

>>79542175
i wonder if we can use the daily biboos to predict her cycle

>>79542245
Don't worry, I'm still very small, she can pass me off as a large dino nuggie from the night before.

>>79542175
>>79542347
She used 12 both as good and bad days, I don't remember exactly the bad day but the good day was cat day and she was super excited for that

>>79542960
this biboo looks bweh

Im not a foreigner so I dont know how to manipulate images
But someone should do one for pebbles. Either a silly one where its the same face for every day, or the same manipulations.

>>79543766
Avoid eye contact with the Biboo
Briskly walk past the Biboo
Do not grab bibutt when walking past her

>>79543895
No.
No.
I'm gonna grab it.

>>79543951
DO NOT

Anyone got the link to the secret Biboo stream? You know the one.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lpY-IupvUoA

>>79546816
I love how genuinely disappointed she was when her laugh vanished. She's so fucking cute pebbros. How do I find a girl like her?

>>79547984
>3D
eww

I will grab the Biboo

>>79550316
can you post things that arent AI please. like, real artists and real drawings

Nice falseflag lmao

>>79489619
update on tshirt sales

>>79551117
motherbeepers don't ship to my third world country, I am FUMING

>>79551183
have you considered moving to a first world country

>>79551489
no, I like being the rich pampered kid, son of the owner of the cartel

hello, is this general for the LEAST sexiest hololive?

>>79551586
yes, keep moving

biboo yells out 'kaela!' like igon with bayle

>>79551117
Glad I grabbed one soon after they went up. I love that shade of amethyst purple and the design is beeping great.

>>79551820
CURSE YOU KAELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>79551820
when will biboo shoot her harpoon at kaela

>>79551183
kek

>>79551489
kill yourself

WHERE IS SHE

>>79553520
In my bed. Please help me find it.

>>79553520
She is tired from last night sex. She is cuddling next to me right now.

>>79553520
RACHEEEEEEEEEEEL

>Biboo does a bunch of batman references
>Ina does as well
loves these 2 dopes

>>79553708
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NAAAAAAAME

I love Biboo?

>>79555977
Have no doubts.

>>79556025
I love Biboo!

>>79556053
That's more like it!

>>79549443
DO NOT

>>79556249
which holomem is most likely to DO?

>>79556786
FBK...

>>79557743
Cute bibante

>>79557743
why is this sexy to me...?

>>79558584
Because Biboo is the sexiest holomem by far

I think BIboo has been working really hard recently and should take a week break! She did idol reps all last week while sick and still streamed for over 40 hours last week. She should be mindful in taking care of her health!

>>79558747
You're lucky I don't have the listener-san punch picture

do pebbles want to have sex with Biboo too or is it just a cute platonic gamer friend that happens to be a girl kind of relationship?

>>79558747
Haha, same! But anyway, here, let me show you something super cool!

>>79558781
Do you mean pebbles in general, or /gem/posters? Both pools have a selection of each, but general pebbles are weighted more toward the latter, while /gem/posters are weighted far more toward the former.

>>79558781
She's my cute little gamer-daughter-gem wife, I wouldn't dare try to force a relationship without chloroform.

>>79558781
I love my cute imoutogamerwife. I like her personality, sense of humor, her cuteness and brattiness. I want to pamper and plap. Being good at games isn't that relevant, but it serves as a good trigger to correction scenarios.

>>79558747
>>79558783

>>79558828
pebbles in general although asking here will have an obvious bias

>>79558781
It is an exercise in foolishness to try to construct a general opinion by reading /vt/

>>79559070
That's not true at all. I took the advice of that pebble from the previous thread and now I get to experience the VIP Biboo concert from the comfort of my bed.

>>79559138
taking advice and constructing a general opinion of something sounds like different things

>>79558781
I want to pump her full of my white seed then play games

>>79559179

>>79558781
I don't even mind loli, on the contrary..., but somehow I strictly see Biboo as a sweet daughter/grandchild/cute animal thing whatever that just warms my heart less my cock.
Maybe it's just reflecting her though, I do enjoy when she teases a little but it's extremely rare anyway and I'm otherwise ambivalent to lewds or broulders screaming how much they want to fuck her all day.

>>79559138
>from the comfort of my bed
Pebble...

I love Biboo!

>>79558781
I have a very healthy obsession with Biboo and I think about her all day. Since I think about her that much I envision every possible scenario in the spectrum, from both cute childhood gamer friend to my cute small rockwife.

>>79559467
what if not cute

>>79559547
Impossible. Heresy. Heresy. Not real, not possible.

>>79558781
I'd love to pamper and praise her, cuddle her, and maybe something more intimate. In all seriousness, despite happily screaming SEEEEEX UOOOH as much as the next pebble, I don't think I've ever fapped to her my sexual attraction to her. Idk why, it's just hard to actually picture her in an actual lewd scenario.

>>79558781
I just think she's a fun gamer friend and haven't ever had any sexual thoughts about her. That just feels wrong, but I know some people will aggressively disagree. She's just a cute little friend to play games with and share silly memes.

>>79558781
I don't know, it's to feel comfortable thinking of her sexually when I have no feeling that she would like it. It'd be like masturbating to the thought of fucking a childhood friend you talk to daily. I guess it feels good to fantasize sometimes but I would just feel gross thinking about it unless she indicated she was interested in me that way.

>>79559734 (me)
*despite my obvious sexual attraction
I'm going to bed. My mind is gravel.

>>79558781
I guess I'm the minority /gem/ pebble that wants the latter...

>>79558781
Gamer. I don't understand how people can find her sexy, she is like a kid isn't she?

Jesus it's just blatantly coping souls stuff...

>>79559952
Pebblecrat...

>>79559830
>>79559910
>>79559935
Go back to /#/

>>79560002
hate when I do that...

>>79560013
stop falseflagging already bwo

how can anyone say she isn't sexy?

>>79560102
> Bwo
Yeah I called it

>>79560222
people from the twitter/reddit crowd, mostly.

>>79560222
Plebian tastes.

>>79560222
interesting. is her rock body like a salt lick?

>>79558781
I just want to cheer for her defeat something that she keep trying for hours and get angry in her place when she is this close to winning

>>79558781
Cute gamer friend that grows into a loving relationship

Uh, I hope someone knows how to bake. The last time I tried I almost burnt down the house.

>>79561079
Usual baker is watching o7

>>79561079
clumsy fuck

>>79561139
We're in good hands then.

>>79558781
I imagine her wriggling around in my lap as she fights a tough boss quite frequently

>>79561079
This is, in part, why we tell you to lurk for two years before posting. It's for your own safety.

>>79558781
Personally I want Biboo (naked) to sit on my lap while we play video games

>>79561562
It's not my fault the instructions said "high heat" but didn't specify how high that should be...

New bread:
>>79562733
>>79562733
>>79562733