/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>79448028
SNIFFFFF

>>79447984
thank u!

Does Gura hate it when her food touches?

Sex with a fembud.

>>79448028
Based Gurass poster.

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>79448750
I hope not, New York's a shithole

Heart on wave!

>>79448099
I'm going to guess that she does and I'm sure she's talked about it before but I cannot remember.

Gura will perform here.

>>79449132
ruined

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>79449256

Damn lonely brat I need to apply marriage and family making correction...

what should i get for dinner chumbabooeys ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyIubrMru0s&t=9890s

>>79449707
Get a hot bowl of tonkotsu ramen.

>>79449707
shark tail

>>79449707
Chumbabooeys like shark milk.

>>79449707
a big bowl of cereal with shark milk

>>79449707
Skittles and maybe some coffee

>>79449707
Mashed potatoes and carrots.

>>79449707
Eatza some pizza

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>79450294
ye

>>79447965
TITS
TOO
BIG

>>79450294
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy is lonely and I want to saaaaaave herrrrrr...

>>79450294
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!! BUT MY MOMMY IS DOING HOMEWORK TODAY AND CAN'T PLAY WITH ME!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!

>>79449707
borgar

>>79450845

gura should do a bug fighting stream

>>79451715
also the cereal tier list for real but make it members content the greys aren't worthy of it

>>79451715
and we're the bugs

>>79451786
we're too precious. bugs are shit and she wants them to die

A-chan is kill...

anything you want soundposted from last stream?

I am a chumbubba

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>79452122
https://youtu.be/eyIubrMru0s?t=10200

>>79452349
samen

>>79452122
https://youtu.be/eyIubrMru0s?t=9296

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

Gura is a flower and i'm her honeybee, time to get her pollen.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>79452122
https://youtu.be/eyIubrMru0s?t=7503
Might want the shut up and do maid part earlier too, but this is more exploitable.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>79451931
>bugs are shit and she wants them to die
No way.
Bugs are rad.

>>79452817
That's cool as fuck, but it doesn't change that she's making offerings to the mosquito hawk god to kill her mosquito problem for her.

>>79452460
>>79452523
only the "is that real" and "why are you spinning, stop" parts?

>>79452877
https://www.mosquitosquad.com/austin/blog/mosquitoes-facts-more/the-truth-about-mosquito-hawks/
>Thankfully mosquito hawks are not mosquitoes, but they don't eat them either.

>>79452968
Yeah, thanks.

>>79452593
I will water my flower wife!

Baguraette honhonhon

>>79451786
Me on the ladder

>>79452460

>>79452523

>>79452721

>>79453710
>>79453778
>>79453873

>>79453873
I like it when she's whiny

I'm cooking wings for dinner chumbies.

>>79454992
Nice. I'll probably make borgars are dinner later.

Gura likes the way saplings act when Fauna is away. Chumbuds should act more like them.

Shark Likes

>>79455163
Nice.

>>79455163
she's kissing me by the way

This shark is so based, I like it when she says the wedgie word, she should say it more!

>>79455378
My post btw.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>79456052
Ye.

>>79456052
yes

>>79456300
christ

I'm not a creepy pervert!

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Gura was watching Ame yesterday. I just wanted to say that. No reason.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>79457129
What a coincidence. I was too

>>79456018
Has she said it recently?

>>79457439
... last stream

>>79457467
Timestamp?? Must’ve missed it

My wife Gura is the epi tome of cuteness.

>>79457969
prechat and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyIubrMru0s&t=2h43m45s

The closer it gets to ticket time the less im sure I actually want to travel to go.

>>79458104
Peak ToT
So fucking peak… ToT

>>79458104
Where is the wedgie fanart? Shit fucking artists.

>>79445537
It was like that with /cc/ too

>>79459753
Gura can talk about pee for years and still gets next to no piss art. It's a miracle she has as much feet are as she does.

>>79459943
She said she was going to have to pee and then denied us her pee break.
Gura is not into denial play, so she is simply not the queen of pee.
Get out of here, pissbud.

I'm just going to post this because I think it's funny. I like that there's this massive wall of fire behind her while bringing up needing to pee.

>>79460430
me on the left

I ate some vegetables today. From the first bite, I could feel the vitality surging into my body. Eat your veggies Gura.

>>79452594
Did he forget to post the picrel or did a meido only delete the image this time

>>79455163
Its real.

>>79460620
She'll feel something surging into her body when I feed her vegetables. T u T

>>79460913
thank you chumbie

>>79459753
Your ass is not looking

>>79460995
UOHHHH her panties digging into her little cunny and buttcrack T o T

>>79455286
this is an extremely sexy trio.

>>79460976
I try my best.

>>79460995

I'm happy everyone loves and appreciates my actual wife Gura so much.

>>79461265
Post moreeee

>>79461433

>>79447965
Chumbabies I wish you luck!
https://www.kingstheatre.com/events/hololive/calendar

>>79461392
love you too discord

>>79461593

>>79461593
God I'm gunna goom if this keeps up.

>>79461774
Last one

>>79448096
that goo? mine

>>79450849
>>79450893
Antis

>>79461392
Why’d you say that here?

>>79462346
That's you!

>>79462346
Someone is mad that they aren't mommy's special chumbabooey.

>>79462518
Why wouldn't I?

>>79462925
I like this image the most

WIFE

Gura reposting art instead of talking about ticket sales. The brat

Good evening my wife

>>79455163
>>79460913
how?

wwwwwIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE

>>79463022

Gura is annoyed by Ame's stream being fucked up and is reposting art to cope.

>>79463022
She knows I'm too anxious to go anywhere IRL for something like that.

>>79462988
>post says 36
>notification says 39
I hate notifications!

>>79463177
Was it fucked up again today? I heard she couldn't do it the last time she tried.

>>79463470
Im actually several times more worried about the potential travel this year than I was last year

>>79463080
Old Tweetdeck. It still loads the Likes Tab sometimes

>>79463542
My cute little flute wife...

>>79463570
It's funny to imagine management and the girls warning everyone to be careful with their likes because of this.

>>79463177
Found this on tenor, on the topic of watson and wedgies

>>79449707
Cereal with berries and some pieces of apple all into the same bowl.
Please, if you have a soul, use milk.

gura tweeted

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1806852204822737045
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1806852204822737045
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1806852204822737045

Are you guys ready to buy tickets
I'm so nervous, what if I fail

SHE WANTS ME PERSONALLY TO BE READY TO BUY THE TICKETS THE SECOND THEY GO ON SALE BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME THE MOST

gura me to rep her

>>79463080
tweetdeck and also Gura tweets

>>79463022
BTFO she's not a brat she's a good girl.

>>79463755
thanks gura this somehow slipped by me despite being tagged. doesn't even show up for me

>>79464277
She's definitely still a brat

>>79464112
Gura is offering free shark juice if you get tickets!

>>79464316
She's a little angel who has never done anything wrong.

>>79464316
>>79464277
She's a naughty brat who's actually a good girl. The best kind.

Good luck buds

>>79464270
>>79463570
idk what deck I was using I think it was the old one with the old UI
but when musk came in it became xpro and I stopped using it

>>79464763
https://github.com/dimdenGD/OldTweetDeck/tree/main

I'm in line

>>79464687
I'm not trying, you all can have my luck.

>>79464839
I see. thanks

>>79464687
With what?
>>79464763
Don't worry about it. It's Magic and don't some of the time.

it's fucking over buds...

Oh, ok.

its ogre

Im number 200 on both pages, still not sure ill get them

>>79465008
>>79465021
>>79465047
Sorry buds, hopefully the scalpers don't rape you too hard.

it's over.

>>79465008
>>79465021
>>79465047
>>79465106
I'm taking a place in line. I don't plan on buying any but I wanted to be a part of this. I will do anything for Gura If I had the money to buy the tickets and still could not go I would buy the tickets anyway but I don't so I'm hanging out with everyone.

>>79465175
I don't think I'll go if I need to buy it from a scalper. I'm tight on money and this was stretching it already.

They need to get Holoearth working so I can attend a virtual Gura concert already.

I hope those of you who deserve it and went for it get it, buds.

Fuuuuck
Well at least I don't have to feel bad about being delayed by clocking in today, I never actually stood a chance

why is she so angy today?

>>79465237
So you're buying or not?

>>79465608
manager chewed her out for submitting homework late

>>79465608
deadlines haet

>>79465608
That's not anger. That's horniness. She's still ovulating.

..........
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVivCkVbFiA

Did a single chumbud make it?

>>79465842
>Clip
Kys retard, use timestamp

>>79465688
I'm not but I have 5 browsers open in line to support Gura.

>>79465953
I'm sure some made it

>>79466008
Just because I don't have the money this time. I just want to support her so much and this is my only way.

>>79466008
How is that supporting, are you retarded or something?

>>79465953
I got tickets to both days. I was like 700 in the queue and almost all the seats were still available when I got in. Cover was wrong about the prices though, each seat was about 10-15 dollars more before the fees. I just spent a retarded amount on tickets alone, but im a sucker for the shark so

>>79465842
cunny TuT

>>79466189
I'm jelly...

>>79465989
.............
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1353&v=uIloWxQ3Rpo&feature=youtu.be

>>79466189

>>79466461
I'm not clicking an unlabeled timestamp, retard.

Cunny gacha buds ZZZ might hit with the lewds

she's been giving a lot of kisses lately. she loves us

>>79466189
Enjoy the show chumbie! We will all be with you in spirit!

>>79465953
Are you really asking that? She outnumbers the others 5 to 1 in like every country

how much are scalped tickets usually?

>>79466596
..............
>Gura, Shion & Laplus Sing YOUTHFUL DAYS’ GRAFFITI - 【GURA'S 3D BDAY SHARK CITY】
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1353&v=uIloWxQ3Rpo&feature=youtu.be

>>79467067
$300+

>>79467072

Have you all forgotten? Outside of superstars, tickets are drip fed just like CtW last time. You’ll get better seats waiting to

Don't live in NY so I just opted for the spwn tickets.

>>79466122
Its the only way I can support her without having any money. It shows how much I love her. I love her 5 times as much as all of you.

Damn I really had a better chance of getting a major board GET back 10 years ago when people still cared about those than one of these tickets.

>>79466342
You’re what now

>>79467516
If you assume you’re competing with half their members then it’s like 30-40k people minimum.

Shit I didn't think I'd get through that easily now I have to go to New York

>>79467465
You could rob a lesser fanbase

>>79467826
Good luck. I hear it's a shithole.

>>79467826
It's smelly.

>>79468045
One of the funniest things I’ve seen is reporters trying to prove a point and then seeing the crime take place

>>79468032
I'm not robbing anyone. I don't know what you expect from me. I don't have money like all of you I'm very poor so this is the only way I can support Gura. I wish I was as lucky as all of you guys.

>>79468045
NYC is fine. Better than LA, at least.

>>79468213
Hey, it’s just a fiery but mostly peaceful protest dude

>>79468045
It is, lived there for a few years and it's only nice in specifically the upscale areas. Otherwise it's a disgusting dysfunctional den of rats
Listen to this anon >>79468213
Not this anon >>79468333
Captcha: NPASSN

sharks are older than trees

>>79468729
AAAHHHH the passage of time!!

Americans will shit on your country while admitting their own country has nowhere worth living.

>>79468639 (me)
In case anyone didn't believe me about the captcha lol too perfect

>>79468985

>>79468976
>America is just Jew York and LA lmao
Which shithole McCountry do you hail from to be this traumatized?

>>79468729
gura is older than fauna

>>79468976
Well, yeah. The reason our cities are all trash is because that's where all the people from YOUR country go.

>>79469200
>The captcha system is a fellow unicorn
Based

>make meme post
>kick off more polposting
I'm sorry.

>>79469343
That means she gets to be on top!

No you're not, you love it as much as we do

>>79469703
No, I fucking don't. Go the fuck back if you want to discuss that shit.

>we

>she

Alrighty boys looks like I didnt make so I guess Ill just

I just got in
Both days sold out
I don't know what else I expected

>>79469794
Retard

I hope some chumbies got in.

Check the discord if you want, lots of chumbies did. None of them are people you like to namefag either so don't get pissy with me.

>>79470079
How many seats do they have at this venue again? Wonder if any of us at 18k+ realistically have a shot

>>79470328
3k

>>79470381
Nahone

Tickets seem to be officially closed now
And I fucking live in the metro area too, damn tease needs correction
You'd better make damn sure to make the most of those seats, fortunatebuds! Send a uoooooh for us in the thread!

>>79467436
I thought about doing the same but decided it's worth it to travel, even if I don't want to go to new york. I don't think she's going anywhere but at this point Im also being realistic about how many chances there will be to go to events like this, so it's worth the money. Im also really really hoping to get fes tickets for next year. I thought about staying home for this one and going all in on fes, but that one is gonna be even harder to get tickets to.

>>79471542
theres probably meetups you can still go to since you're in the area

>>79468333
>NYC is fine. Better than LA
The only reason I will disagree with you is purely because it's way shittier to drive in NYC than it is to drive in LA. I had no issues at all with being able to drive and park for CtW and AX last year. I'm not even gonna bother renting a car in new york, just gonna risk it with the subways and walking

>>79470126
I saw some known chumbies on twitter say they got tickets

>>79471542
I'm so sorry bud, if Gura actually came to my town and I didn't manage to get a ticket, I'd feel so fucking awful.

>>79473195
I appreciate that bud, I'll be fine. Realistically speaking I knew it would be a longshot anyway
Like >>79472415 said at least there are always fan meetups etc.

I can’t believe sharks are objectively the sexiest animal

>>79467072
it's not as simple as 4 on chimera, but just start the shark city vid and hit 5 L L

My wife is the goofiest.

if you ever needed proof that the hololive fanservers are fucking retarded then here you go

>>79474819
what is this heresy? I actually feel insulted by this.

>>79474819
3rd least sexiest means she's the sexiest, doesn't it? What ESL garbage is this?

>>79475022
Well I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since all the context is not there, but this included every hololive member.

>>79475022
If only out of those three, yes
If they mean out of all of Hololive though...

>>79475117
Is this a tranny discord? No way they picked 3 cunnies as all 3 last place.

>>79474819
Thanks for the catalog thread bro! People are loving it!

When Gura asks if we got tickets on stream, make sure to lie and say yes. There will be 10k+ people saying no, yesbros need backup or they won't be visible

>>79474819
I don't care about polls or where this is from. All I know is that my wife will always be the #1 sexiest girl to me.

>>79474819
holy shit these people are braindead

>>79475432
I don't have to lie though

>>79475432
I'm going to say no because it makes me happy when she shows sympathy for this and things like limited selling out immediately.

>>79475455
You are the retarded one if you think that isn't true. They're on this board too.

>>79474819
>>79475455
I never actually use their server for anything and every June I briefly consider leaving it when they put the rainbow shit on their icon.

>>79475945
Hi Gura if you read this. I want to fuck you for hours while you play fantasy life in your bed.

>>79468976
50 states* some probably triple the size of your shit hole. And even then our worst is up there with some of your best

>>79476421
I stay there for the projects and I put it at the very bottom of my discord server list every since I saw that horrendous june icon

>>79476628
ever since*

>>79474819
>Gura isn’t as sexy as shion, la+, matsuri, ayame, towa, iofi, ollie, anya,

>>79476628
at least they changed it to gura's lolikami icon. meanwhile, the yellow one's pisscord still flies gay flag.

Does anyone have soundposts of her cute tummy noises? She always brings up when her tummy makes noises but I almost never pick up anything with my shitty audio situation. I want to hear them and I don't care if she beats me if I hear them all.

Gooba if you’re here sing Hate Me on your next karaoke and Colors of the Wind

>>79469887
I think this is pretty funny

>>79477055
lol

>>79477016
you generally need headphones to hear them at all

>>79476948
that's good, Gura's is the only fancord I have in my list

>>79477390
from what I've seen over there they can get rowdy sometimes, maybe even more than this thread
only problem like all discord servers is that it's quite cliquey

>>79476421
Wait. Are you saying the fan discord changes Gura's icon to pride shit in June? You're kidding, right?

>>79477312
I figured. The few times I've heard them in recent memory I was wearing earbuds. I should get some new headphones someday.

I missed the Luigi's Mansion stream, did she mention anything about continuing the Dark Souls run? Had a lot of fun watching that.

>>79477887
no
she called luigi's mansion dark souls for kids

I'm gonna blast my goom all over her cereal and maybe she'll cry about it or maybe she'll eat it still

>>79478028
why not both

I wish Goomba would sing this in the next karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l446hUqQ7GY

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>79479488
yeah I guess she is...

I happened upon a schizo outside of here that has been posting about Gura trying to assassinate him irl.

>>79479789
He must believe she's very powerful. I like when people praise my wife.

super pooper scooper tomorrow? do you think she got all her deadline stuff finished today?

>>79480012
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>79479488
She often still feels that way. At least she has her family nearby to latch onto when needed.

>>79449707
Seafood Quche
Fisherman's Soup
Crispy Lamb Chop with Almond
Tuna Steak with Tapenade
Lemon and Herb Fish

>>79449707
Cereal on Pizza, like her suggestion

>>79479789
He's telling the truth, he has intel of one of her darkest secrets. There's a bunch of photos of her and her old chat logs from her DS pictochat of her self flirting

I'm glad I got 3 tickets to resell it.

>>79476528
I would like to sexually bully this toast muncher T u T

what does clap her mean

>>79481084

>>79474819
Troon mod 100% fucked with the results.

>>79481132
I think in this case she meant it literally. Clapped her entirely with his big fat meaty hands.

chumbies are all playing AoE now.. gura is too powerful...

>>79477667
>You're kidding, right?
No I am not. Thankfully it wasn't all of June because they replaced it with Gura's lolikami art.

>>79481478
How long before she discovers Age of Mythology?

>>79481579
never unless there are memes of it

>>79474819
I read this as Gura being both the 3rd least sexiest and the 3rd most sexiest at the same time.

>>79469887

Gura's tummy says more bananas please.

>>79483664
Gura wants my big banana.

>>79483664
Maybe if you ate healthy food a little more often and not ration it out for too long, your tummy wouldn't be so demanding, stoopid.

>>79484039
She can't eat too much or we'll hear her digestion noises...

>>79484154
TuT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ar8e6OYdXc&t=5980s
gura has an announcement

>>79484154
She may never reach the perfect balance with her tummy.

I can’t believe I fucking live in New York and I still couldn’t get a ticket

>>79484330
scalp one

>>79484349
I really don’t want to get fucked in the ass by scalped prices to go somewhere that’s not even a hour away from where I live

My semen receptacle/baby incubator

>>79484728
Try bringing a high vis vest and a clipboard and just walk in.

>>79481520
That seems incredibly disrespectful and is most likely against Cover rules about attaching political messages to fan activities.

>>79450845
It's mimicking a bra, brother. Even women who are flat as a board appear to have some titty with a bra on.

I don't want A-chan to leave

>>79485304
A-chan is kill...

>>79484908
I love this aution tape arc so much

am I misremembering things or are more poeple drawing the tape now than drew it when shark'd released

Gura is based.

I don't want to go to bed yet, what should I do with myself?

>>79485304
Nobody cares

>>79485971
if you were gura you would scroll reels

>>79484728
times like this is when you realize how important having connections is

>>79486225
goob morning

>>79486225
Oyasame

>>79486171
nta. I know, but I really don't like people

>>79485614
Based on what

>>79486225
sleep tight buddy

>>79485998
A lot of people care.
When one of the founders of something leaves, that thing always changes, usually for the worse.

>>79486269
based on deez nuts! HA, GOTTEM!

>>79486171
the time you spent building connections could make way more than the few hundred bucks a scalped ticket will cost you

>>79486564
>usually
Always.

>>79486225
sharkdreams

>>79486581
Your fate has been sealed

>>79486564
Seems performative at best.

>>79474819
numbers don't care about your feelings

Are you guys going to the fembud meetup at Breaking Dimensions?

>>79486827
Yes, I'll be there showing my bushy pucci to all the gigashrimp that buy tickets.

With today's news, Kaela said there's a lot of things that are changing within the past too weeks and she was so upset that she canceled her stream. Kaela never stops streaming.
Suisei also said things are changing, so I think something big is coming, and it doesn't sound like holos are excited about it.
I hope if it's bad, it doesn't affect Gura.

>>79486922
Maybe they are going to lean way harder into China and mandate bilibili streams.

I have a mission for any autisticbuds here
Can you download the live chat of the recent stream and see which users made the most comments?

>>79486922
is that why A-chan is leaving?

>>79486701
What do you mean, performative?
Look at any media property.
Doom, Bungie, Metal Gear, Halo, Final Fantasy, Call of Duty, Pokemon, Berserk, Dragon Ball, etc.
When the original founders leave, it almost always becomes worse.

>>79486986

>>79486922
I think you've over-reading women being emotional.

>>79487124

>>79487110
>Doom
What's wrong with doom?

>>79487136
I think you're a nigger.

>>79486922
There was someone a few days ago saying they worked for cover and they are bringing Hololive and stars into one group now because keeping them apart favoring one branch is sexiest and can cause them legal problems. I don't know if it was true but the person said they are going to be forcing streams with stars soon. No I'm not trying to start anything just posting what I was told. Now as for Gura I don't think they will make her stream with any of them because it would upset way to many people but just a heads up its about a 50/50 that is why a lot of them are upset.

SEA hours

>>79487154
>>79487209
stop that

>>79487136
I think when someone who creates something you love and you grow really attached to it, it's normal to feel very upset when they leave. It's like Toriyama dying. We aren't going to ever get any more dragon ball or Dragon Quest. It's kind of the end of an era.
It's weird having to explain this to you. I think you're very extremely autistic or you're a complete subhuman sociopath.

>>79487324

>>79487302
Leave her alone.

Gura what are you staring at?

>>79487174
Well, the new Doom games are pretty okay, but for about 15 years, Doom was complete shit after Romero and Carmack left.

>>79487371
Not much.

>>79487391
embrace gzdoom, it's powerful enough to be a game engine on its own

>>79487332
I don't see how that translates to "something big is coming."

>>79487508
Cute shark

>>79487238
That's very dumb because no, it's not illegal. Cover doesn't even need to have a male branch. A bunch of other corpos don't. It's kind of embarrassing that you'd even bring that up.
Especially in Japan, they don't have shit like anti discrimination laws for stuff like this and anti discrimination laws wouldn't even apply because the product is an all female group and so discrimination is integral to the functioning of the product.
That is a clear exception to discrimination laws even within the US. Which is why strip clubs don't have to hire male dancers.