/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>79409128
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

sneed

shotaoji when?

>>79409581
Is Flay not enough for you?

>>79409647
i need more

>>79409488
amen

>>79409128
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS VG- 3D Showcase Celebration and Acrylic Stand MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempusvg_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>JOSUIJI SHINRI Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaXnhDZDY8

Bettel's suicide on 8th

>>79410170
can't wait

>>79409488
Amen

>>79410433
Shinri looks so tired of this shit.

>>79410767
he looks like hes about to snap and kill everyone there

good morning I love Machina x Flayon

>>79410170
big if true

>>79410839
i want this little autist to step on me so bad

>>79410839
That's imaginary Flayon.

>>79410977
MY HUSBAND IS REAL FUCK YOU

mindbreak bettel

Ruze got the Bastard Bonds perms, I'm so proud of him

mindbreak all the boys

>>79410839
Based and same

the M in /MANS/ actually stands for Machina X Flayon

>>79412080
And the N is Ngavis Bettel

>>79412166
Niggavis Bettel

>>79412080
I saw you posting this in /stars/ you jobber

>>79412080
Uhm, it's actually for My Lord and Savior, Regis Altare.

>>79412080
It's actually Manzoin Hakka

>>79412192
No wonder the posters there fucking despise EN- JUTARD NOOOOOOOO

I've been playing this really cool detective game Shadows of Doubt, and I think it would be a good fit for shinri

>>79412192
ive been caught multi thread drifting... this cant be...

>>79412242
>JTR 4 RM
Being roommates with bancho...

>>79412254
shadows of doubt with shinri would be kino, i wanna see him get invested in lore

>>79412242
based those /stars/ sisters always had the right of it, except for the constant doomposting and maneposting they do

>>79412286
if i was jurards roommate he wouldnt be able to walk

josuiji shinri

>>79412585
I miss that guy

>>79412621
when will mama be back...

>>79412233
Mankoin Hakka

>>79412725
hakka is not a man, he is a woman. my woman.

>>79412725
>Manko
i see you, anon

>>79404960
prev context >>77048198
if he keeps up with VPs i won't be leaking any details in the future, but as of right now, i want (You) all to know we are so back

>>79413341
happy for you, jesticle anon. hope it lasts.

>>79412683
definitely not tonight, unless he wants to overlap both a mascot reveal and a karaoke

>>79413341
>expires July 3rd
So it will be up only for a week. What if someone is on a summer vacation and comes back after that

>>79413707
most jesticles long since unmembered due to no content. its the apology for those poor bastards who STAYED in june despite all the bullshit. if you miss it, start again in july and hope he keeps up.

>>79413341
>>79413707
not only that but t4 exclusive stuff that goes on the same day? before I can even get a single paycheck in bruh even when the clown isn't being lazy he finds a way to make me annoyed

>>79413833
What if they stayed for June, are still t3 or t4, but can't access this content since they aren't home...

>>79412233
hwnbam

>>79413959
You guys don’t have phones?

Cute dog
えーちゃんさん今まで本当にお疲れ様でした!
皆さんのサポート、そして沢山の思い出をありがとうございました
これからもお元気でいてください!
https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1806606095068336611
Sorry no pic, phoneposting

>>79413341
>July 3rd
Not even leaving it up through his break. It’s like he wants to be constantly bitched at during streams by newly jilted jesticles

>>79414051
Lies!

>>79414467
now axel can finally make his way to nodoka again

>>79415232
nice cameltoe whore

>>79415232
Flat women are so erotic

>A-chan is graduating
everything is crumbling around me

>>79415501
Do not fret yet, we still have the anniversary to get through.

Altare will announce his graduation at the end of Tempus Week

Altare will announce your rape at the end of Tempus week

>>79415232
very rapeable

Altare will rape (You) in a new, exciting way every day of Tempus week, culminating in a final announcement of the graduation of your pelvic bone into dust

>>79416037
>>79416146
god i fucking wish

>>79416146
giwtwm...

What's all this then?
https://x.com/cover_corp/status/1806615166446174395?t=-sqUbGva7GHjOEfitSaZFQ&s=19

>>79416796
>hrmos
>homos

>>79416796
bilingual fujo starmin now’s your chance

>>79416796
im a bit dumb, where exactly in the hierarchy does this person go? Since we have presumably a HoloEN Producer -> 2 directors of the respective branches(?)->a nebulous "everyone else". Are they on equal standing with the branch directors, below, or above?

>>79415232
I would nut so hard that I'd have a heart attack and die

>>79417209
don't bother. it'd be nice if a person who believes in our boys got in this role but I imagine 70% of this person's day-to-day will about planning stuff for the girls and using whatever scraps they have left for the Stars.

>>79414467
I want axel to teach me slurs in Japanese, Filthy Frank style

Altare will slit his throat on the 8th

>>79416796
>Growth strategies and goal setting/management for "HOLOSTARS English"
It's a business so of course there's people behind the scenes concerned about this kind of things, but if you ask me I wouldn't able to tell such things existed for the boys. Everything feels very "do what you want, we don't particularly care as long as you're not literally refusing to make content" over here.

>>79416796
When I see positions like this open I always wonder what made the last person leave.

Ditches a collab and goes MIA
gigachad

>>79417990
To be fair it feels like the "goal setting/growth" feels like it's only relevant for the yearly contract renewal discussions. "Have you done anything of significance in the past year?" "What are your plans for the next contract year, and how will you achieve them?"
considering how my-pace some of the boys can be, it'd be interesting to see how potenially some extra pressure to grow their careers and complete good goals would affect them.

>>79418092
We don't know if they left, the company could've simply not renewed their contract if they didn't like their work

>>79418900
And to be fair from the way things are Now, it's possible this is a wholly new job and the role's duties was previously broken up and divided among their respective branch director + senior managers.

>>79419141
Possibly. After all, there was no such role credited on Doppleganger, even though overseeing the creation of that game would've definitely been more of their juridistiction than someone like Gorimane.

>>79419337
Speaking of Doppleganger, imagine if you could have the Altares fight each other

>>79417963
Like two fat females would care

Since thread magic works, what's your dream game that the guys would play?

>>79419856
the forest or sons of the forest

>>79419856
ARMA 3

>>79419856
theme hospital. it's my favorite game from my childhood.

>>79419856
Shinri should play Gothic or just more retro games in general. Especially retro horror games like Harvester or Call of Chthulhu Shadow of the Comet

>>79419856
Heroes of Might and Magic 3

>>79419856
Gary Grigsby's War in the East

>>79419856
Civilization 6

>>79419856
LISA: The Painful

>>79419856
Ready or Not, I wanna see the boys use lethal force on minorities

>>79419856
Space Station 13

>>79419856
there's all kind of stuff to play
Stalker, Streets of Rogue, Mount and Blade 2, Fear and Hunger, seconding Lisa: The Painful, Northern Journey, Cruelty Squad...
honestly, if I was some manager or whatever, I'd just watch what Albino plays on twitch and recommend those games while requesting perms. That guy is often playing some fun outlandish stuff

>>79420533
>STALKER
>Fear and Hunger
>Cruelty Squad
cant believe nobody said these

>>79419856
OG nazi zombies

>>79419856
is command &conquer: red alert still available to play?

>>79420146
SLAV DETECTED
SLAV DETECTED

gibby got a new photo filter

>>79420613
Someone asked Shinri about Funger perms during one of his Crusaders of Might and Magic streams and he said it was pretty unlikely

>>79421137
im not a slav, just heavily autistic and grew up kind of poor

>>79420942
It's on steam so yeah

>>79419856
Just dance or michael jackson the experience

>>79421215
So a Slav in spirit. Hard same though

>>79419856
hotline miami...pokemon

>>79421295(me)
For game choice

>>79419856
Rune Factory 3 or 4

>>79420613
>Cruelty Squad
You're unbelievably cooked if you think they got the right kinda mindset for that (Altare maybe?) Though Flayon might go for Psycho Patrol R.

For a safe pick, Jack Holmes: Master of Puppets should appeal to a few of em. Shinri gets his survival horror lore stuff, Jurard gets to make kettle impressions, Octavio gets to play a relatively short game that has the word Puppet in the title. Then the rest can give it a go if the game becomes the new FOTM.

Or Rapelay for Altare

>>79419856
i know this is you toramane. make altare play rayman and earthworm jim.

>>79421508
I am not torimane.

>>79419856
I want Space Warlord Organ Trader

>>79419856
I want the Echo Night series for Shinri, he'd so dig that game. Unlimited Pokemon perms for Altare, Ruze and Flay.

I'm sad

i need the altcock

>>79419856
I want a JRPG CHAD oshi who will play the .hack infection, mutation, outbreak, and quarantine. Maybe tales of symphonia so people can actually see how based it is.

Graduate Groombullet

Graduate goldbullet
Graduate ruze
Graduate A chan

rape nijibullet

graduate regis altares cum into my ass

Phantom! Get out of that this instant!

>>79423841
onahole

>>79423898
No! If you're gonna bang a dog, at least go for Axel!

>>79424079
thats altares job

>Goldbullet the only one that hasnt done a karaoke yet
even Vesper has done a solo karaoke at some point. Is GB gonna make it?

>>79419856
I think Disco Elysium leads to fun reactions, especially in the early game. Pretty much zero percent chance they get perms, but maybe if Flayon makes another powerpoint it could happen.
More likely than that though? Blood on the Clocktower. Have another One Night Weremag style collab but with the best hidden role game.

>>79419856
Burnout, Flatout, Need For Speed or Midnight Club

>>79424140
He's gonna make it to graduation

Altare lost his passion for Holostars, he has other priorities in his life now.

>>79424140
Fuck idolshit thats what i say.
Everyone should do what they want that includes Leader being at AX right now getting covid for the third time

>>79424135
Oh come on, Altare's been away...The dingo is lonely

Where are the 2 covers Altare talked about in his birthday stream 4 months ago?

>>79424560
same place his ep

Nice leader you got there /mans/

>>79424560
give up, altare schizo. asking about them won't make his projects magically appear.

>>79424518
damn slutty dingo...

>>79424637
we have three. which one are you referring to?

>>79424733
>three
Altare, Jurard, and... ERB?

>>79424733
Who?

>>79424516
>fuck idolshit
do you really want someone thats just gonna take up a role and do the bare minimum every year?

>>79425101
Just like altare is doing now?

Do you think YAGOO just invites himself to the Guild Hall/ARMIS Tavern and just does this? They keep changing the locks but it never works

>>79425101
Everyone is doing the "bare minimum" compared to other things. I don't see anyone bitching about shinri's lack of karaoke.

>>79425034
forgetting bettel as the expedition leader... fake fan.

>>79424733
they all kinda suck. Real leader when?

>>79425205
YAGOO invites himself in and rapes everyone

>>79425343
Doesn't count, Tempus was so short-staffed that they had to delegate Bettel as the expedition leader

>>79425428
Gen4 Prime Minister in August. Trust the plan.

>>79419856
Twilight Princess, Sims 2 or 3 (absolutely never happening), or Beyond Good and Evil. None of these will happen, but I can dream.

>>79425528
the prime minister should be a bratty shota

Leaker here. The next gen is EU based and these are their names
Fabiano Caruana - from Romanoe Empire
Vincent Keymer - from Immerheim
Nigel Short - from Great Exardia
Alireza Firouzja - from Freesia

>>79425658
>stealing justice's parodied countries name
creativity doko?

>>79419856
my summer car would be kino

>>79425658
those countries don't exist in elysium

>>79424516
Dude, singing's apart of the whole Holo experience. If you want to live a full-time streamer life that's a bit cushier than gambling with being an indie, they're plenty of smaller corps or even generic streamer agencies to apply for that wouldn't demand you sing at all.

>>79425313
>shinri's lack of karaoke
No one's complaining because he already had 3 solo karaokes. He did his first one 4 months in, another one on his birthday, and then a third on White Day (+one in menshi last year). Shinri also sang with the boys during Tempus Week and in Japan in 3 different off-collabs.
GB is 7 months in and had to be constantly pushed to sing by his genmates during their one JP off-collab karaoke because he was scared shitless to sing live.

hugs with little boys

isn't this something you do on your one-year anniversary? why would he do that for his pre-birthday stream

>>79426161
This is exactly I don't understand why dudes would apply as a Holostar if they don't wanna sing. There are plenty of opportunities for a male streamer/content creator, provided you actually *work* for it.

>>79426926
Becauss he's not gonna be here for anniv

>>79426926
He's not gonna make it to anniversary

>>79426926
>he would rather rewatch his debut stream than sing
well hopefully he has something interesting planned for the Armis 1 year anni if he's still around by then

>>79426926
>talking about new goals going forwards
bucket list before he dies, either by grad or by heart failure

>>79425658
>we get an EN shota
>his name is nigel
the monkey's paw curls
>>79426915
I want to sit him on my lap and hug_ him from behind whilst he spergs about pokemon and flayon

>>79426926
A little bit over 6 months isn't enough to have the full dread of "Oh god, I was like that?" set in, because you're still partially somewhat like that. I don't understand why he wouldn't call up the boys for a birthday collab they would've happily cleared their schedules for it.

I miss Apex.
Is the game still dead?

>>79426915
I NEED MORE LITTLE BOYS IN STARSEN

>>79427118
More like a security risk to play it

>>79427206
FLAYON HAS RUN ALMOST ALL OF STARSEN THROUGH ALREADY
PLEASE
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>79427118
Last Axel spoke about it, they were being heavily discouraged from playing it by manes while the whole cheating and hacking issue was being cleared up, since it would potentially doxx talents on their work PCs if sensitive information was accessed by outside parties. I think some holos have played it recently? Its not a blanket ban, but the individual talents are being cautioned against taking risk.

>>79427301
FULL SHOTA GEN
NOW

>>79427312
>I think some holos have played it recently?
Literally just some minutes ago

>>79427301
He can take them all including _(You)_

>>79427457
>spoiler
god i wish

>>79427056
has he even accomplished anything from his original goal list?

>>79427118
Aside from the security issue, it generally feels like the majority of the JP Apex crowd is slowly inching away from it in favor of other "long-term" games like Valo, OW2, even LoL and SF.

>>79427331
imagine bettel or ruze being sexually harrassed by a group of shotas ToT

>>79427540
Surprisingly, yes. "Go to Hololive Expo" was one of his goals.

OK, I'll bite. I'll watch that stream and see what GB's new goals are. But if it's ambiguous shit with no actual gameplan, I'll be disappointed.

>>79427617
considering Shinri bought his plane tickets back in November, Armis probably had an inkling that they might be going too. Not that much of a goal

Gen 4 is called Heres, or the heirs of Elysium. Each one is known according to their royal title (Duke, Marquess, Earl, and Viscount). They exist to uphold and protect the rules established by The Great Architect. They look down on the bounty hunters for being petty criminals. Meanwhile, they are wary of the guild that is trying to disrupt the natural order of Elysium. There used to be five royals until "the King" suddenly abandoned his role and went missing. Currently, "The Duke" leads the group.

>>79427617
even hia goal is so bare minimum

>>79427585
bettel being groped by shotas ToT

>>79427118
fuck apex

>>79427894
>Not the ministry
ngmi

>>79416796
>they're hiring someone to be Omega
I want to believe

>>79427894
that's boring. try a little harder next time. and also lore-inaccurate, why would these guys be aganist Tempus investigating and sometimes defeating the Corruption Beasts when they're inherently invasive to Elysium.

>>79427848
Cover asked for Jurard and Octavio's passports pretty quickly after being hired to get their visas processed. They definitely knew.

>>79427929
it should have been me…

i love tavi

Do you guys pronounce tavi tah-vi or tay-vi

>>79427848
>>79428178
bettel did his first yakuza gaiden stream on nov 17th just before the debuts, and during that playthrough he was consistently saying "when i go to japan" about a lot of stuff. in the weeks beforehand he'd also had that funny haha of changing his keyboard to japanese and struggling with it. hakka was already talking about "next time i'm in japan" and "when all the boys are in japan" before he even left during his december trip, same for shinri in menshi talking about all the boys going. the entire expo trip for all 10 talents had to be planned well in advance before armis debuted.

>>79427929
shotas grabbing his thigh strap and letting it go so it snaps back against his skin... laughing and pulling at his gay jester clothes which fall off easily... bettel getting flustered and telling them to knock it off whilst clumsily hiding how hard he's getting from being bullied...

>>79428364
Ta'vee

>>79428435
bettel getting his cock bullied by a mob of bratty shotas while they make fun of him ToT

>>79427457
I am not a shota.
>>79427585
In lore, I feel like Bettel would completely misunderstand what was happening and attempt to give them all balloon animals that somehow explode into acid, making him scream in terror as he witnesses the chaos he was wrought once more. Ruze would probably punt them or wave the axe around to scare them off

Am I the only Ruzader not exactly excited for Rainbow Karaoke? Mostly because I don't want the whole "different-colored Ruzes" to become a reoccuring gimmick, when it was perfectly fine remaining as a silly thing from the NPC stream.

>>79428544
I want Total Azure Ruze death

>>79428414
Tempus definitely knew well in advance, especially considering it was for 3D preperations. iirc, ARMIS was invited to come for the Expo but didn't necessarily need to come, right?

>>79428544
I don't particularly like the multi personality gimmick and he's not a good singer
As long as he's having fun it's cool I guess

>>79428364
tah-vi

>>79428544
I just don't care for Azure, which unfortunately there will probably be a lot of.

>>79428521
giwtwm the shotas in this scenario should be bettellion gijinkas, imagine the humiliation and betrayal but being forced to stream for them the next day and pretend like the cum isn't still dripping out of him ToT
>>79428535
shinri said all AUs are canon so bettel being raped by shotas is lore accurate

>>79428544
I aknowledge has to do what he must to bait the yumes to throw their coins at him occasionally but god I fucking hate Azure Ruze.

>>79428881
imagine bettel getting groped on stream and trying to keep quiet…

>>79428544
Not exactly a ruzader he failed to fully captivate me but the whole "different personalities for different colors" shtick never seemed good to me. It'll eventually backfire on him when people start asking for azure instead of crimzon ruze and try to force him to change his content

>>79428881
based shinli

>>79428962

>>79428544
if it's fun for him then I don't mind

Hakka should sing "Video Games" by Lana del Rey and make it about Bettel

>>79428881
>Bettelion gijinkas
I always thought of human Phantom as a shota like Selim from FMA and the human Bettelion as taller women with nice tits (or some ikemen too I guess)with small demonic features like the horns and tails

Flayon should sing "Pika Girl" by S3RL and make it about (You)

>>79429258
please...

>>79429246
absolutely fucking disgusting, and what makes it worse is the clown would goon himself stupid to that if it were in his tags

Imagine Bettel one day waking up to human shota Phantom and he freaks out and Phantom is just "ah, silly papa, so loud..." and then tries to sit on Bettel's shoulder like normal and is frustrated that it doesn't work in this body so Bettel has to haul him over his shoulder and carry him around everywhere

>>79429464
imagine human shota phantom sitting on bettels cock

>>79429258
I have war flashbacks from this song I don't think I could take it seriously kek

>>79429630
Vile creature that you are

>>79429464
Human Phantom helping out in the stage performances, grumbling as everyone coos over the cute little kid helping pull things from the hat! Bettel constantly getting asked if human Phantom is his secret kid from a dalliance out of wedlock!

>>79429464
shota phantom having a deep black man's voice

>>79429445
I have trauma from seeing the words "goon" and "clown" in the same sentence
>>79429669
same kek but I find it cringecute that flay likes shitty pokemon pickup lines and he'd definitely put his whole heart into singing it

>>79429799
Magni waking up from the grave to call shota Phantom a nigger
>>79429834
I think I know exactly why you don't like that word combo. Do you browse a forum about New Zealand agriculture?

>>79429799
>touch me
>TOUCH ME HARDER

>>79419856
I want Shinri to play Maize, the game about sentient corn

https://twitter.com/ohmonah/status/1806721215358214510
>purple and green graduation caps
i fucking kekked so hard. hey editanon, you wanna use these in your schizo erasure?

>>79429983

>>79423543
Same

Jurard delayed his mascot reveal, he won't overlap Ruze anymore

>>79429983
kek

>>79429983
>ohmonah
I hope she gets stabbed to death by a schizo

>>79430025

>>79429944
>PHANTOM I NEVER SHOULD'VE BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE! AS MUCH AS I WANT IT I KNOW IT COULD NEVER BE
>NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOG
>BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK

You know what?
Jurard is a good guy
He is nice
He is funny and sweet
He is kind to animals and plants
Cute dino
Pls more Jutai food

>>79430072
it's never that serious anon. I'm glad they're at least someone for us to collab regularly with to get us some actually interesting merch than whatever banalities Holo puts out.

>>79430141
>for us

>>79430141
anon really thinks they're batman or some shit

>>79429983
Does omonah do full bundles of the members? Thinking of working for a month to afford all the shit
>graduation caps
Holy kek

I need Axel's reaction to Seofon/Narmaya asking to ""sumo wrestle"" in the hot springs in the latest even story, kek.

>>79430077
that is one fatheaded phantom. also why does puniko look like that

>>79429899
perhaps I do.. don't tell my oshi or I would be disowned

can the next gen of boys be humanoid corruption beast monsters please?

>>79430178
? don't get what you mean, I personally don't care for 80% of the official merch Holo produces for the boys, and I think wearable merch is the best kind of merch.

>>79430278
nta but i've had my suspicions a few of the guys do as well...

NU:Carnival collab when? Where Eiden gets to fuck/get fucked by a troupe of Gaijin guys

>>79430313
>thinking cover would ever be brave enough to debut a monster boy
lol. lmao even

>>79430339
i was referring to the anon talking about stabbing her

>>79430376
they already had one

>>79430412
if i beg hard enough maybe it could work out

>>79430072
its never that serious kek

>>79430455
Altare has Olivine's eyes but none of the tits

>>79430492
It is, I'll never buy a merch from her and I hope she goes bankrupt with all that stock

>>79430141
>us
hi there hakka

>>79430523
imagine caring this much about someone that will never know you exist...

>>79430025
>ohmonah made Axel black

>>79430313
I think the closest we're gonna get is Jurard and Oga in terms of "monster features" for Holostars, unfortunately. Anything more than standard kemonomimi might be a turn off for the "general target audience". I remember Yagoo telling shareholders said they're not really looking to diversify beyond "pretty anime character" until the market shows that the more out there stuff (monsters, kemono, fully robotic or fully suited) can be actually popular in vtubing spaces.

>>79430523
why all the hostility anon? she's just making merch. Don't like it, don't buy it.

>>79430580
you should stop making merch this ugly, your art sucks

>>79430369
I'm interested to hear your reasoning but I honestly don't think any of them are terminally online enough to browse a niche internet forum about retards. At most, I could imagine them being aware of normie-tier lolcows like Chris Chan or watching something like a Turkey Tom video

>>79430580
I don't care about the schizo but this hobby is literally built on that sentiment

>>79430313
PLEASE I JUST WANT GODZILLA AS A VTUBER, IS THAT SO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK

>>79430845
we know, hakka

>>79430586
I wonder if we'd ever get a mascot type character like the other company has since they are fairly successful iirc

>>79430586
Just because Oga is black doesn't mean he's a monster wtf

>>79430845
the monkey paw curls and we get some knock-ultra kaiju musume girl in the next Holo gen.

>>79426926
OK someone needs to fucking explain what he's thinking or doing here, and not just "he's gonna graduate before then". Because like...I could maybe see this as a half year anniversary thing. But for his first birthday? The fuck?

I'm starting to think Stars should have a box on the application that says "If you have an oshi in Holostars, who is it?", and the second someone writes 'Vesper' or anything associated with him, they're on some permabanned list so they can't apply to Cover ever again.

>>79430914
I know anon's joking but I swear I forget Oga's a demon every day, especially since I think his horn can toggle off for most of not all of his costumes.

>>79430726
why don't you tell her yourself retard instead of hiding here
>>79430786
i understand that, but the fact that this guy got so worked up as to wish death on some rando is hilarious and pathetic

>>79430895
gross

>>79430586
That sucks but it makes sense, I’ve been wanting a monster boy too especially since one of Shinri’s theories on the corruption beasts is that one person could be controlling them

>>79431024
no need, she posts /here/

>>79431007
Wishful thinking is that he literally ran out of time or pushed birthday prep off until the last second. He vaguely knows birthdays are a time for "special content" so he scrambled for the easiest thing he could do.

>>79431007
>reddit spacing
>schizo headcanon
S-sugoii

>>79430845
Hakka, they already gave you two lizard men and a dragon, don’t be so greedy

>>79431073
You say this as though there isn't decently high effort art of nearly every fan mascot being raped fucking altventurers WHEN?

>>79430586
the recent girls got the doll looking girl with balljoints and everyone loved it, the amount of art of Jurard in his monster form, Ollie, if you wanna think indies, Juniper, Matara, its an untapped market and cover could start the trend they have the power
PLEASE COVER GIVE IT A CHANCE I WANT MONSTER DICKS AAA

A full shota gen with Jairou, Shiba Yuuji, Abubu and Poju as mamas

>>79431080
>one person could be controlling them
this doesnt have to be a full on monster boy make it a white haired anime boy with disgusting goop wings full of eyes and maybe teeth (toggle). hes almost perfectly assimilated into a human, but just not quite there. people would eat that shit up

>>79431161
Altventurers were dissolving leader's clothes

>>79431188
god i wish

>>79431247
STOP LEAKING MY FUCKING IDEAS AAAIIIEEE

>>79431414
no <3

>>79431414
DID SOMEONE SAY LEAK

>>79431022
>toggle off
I don't think he's ever had a toggle off for his horn, but he does have different horns for his various outfits

>>79431171
......anon, the only person that's actually "pushing the envelope" in terms of designs you're listing is Matara, and 1) half her shit can be toggled off to the point she looks like a white woman with antenna for most of her streams, and 2) monstrous limbs are probably annoying for the 3D team to work with. I imagine if Magni ever made it to the 3D plane, they wouldn't even bother giving his extra arms any articulation and just have it in a few static poses.

>>79430768
well i mean a good portion of the users i've interacted with seem to have an equal work/life balance and honestly you really don't need to terminally online to know what the place is (thanks to xitter). my number one suspect is altare, he really seems like the type to browse the deathfats and posts jokes about them given his past (honestly i think that'd be the only reason he's on there because he can't post stuff like that anywhere and that inner toxicity has to come on somewhere kek). second suspect would be hakka, now he is terminally online and he's a curious guy so i wouldn't be surprised if he is on there just to see what new fucked up horrors have popped up. i'm not sure about shinri because i don't watch him much but i wouldn't be surprised if he knows about surface level cows but wants to look deeper into their lore in his freetime and just browses what's popular (he might find a few horrorcows to keep up with but idrk). i don't think anyone in armis would be on there, but i wouldn't be surprised if tavi actually is.

>>79431161
I like seeing the fan mascots being raped, I don't want a holo vtuber pretending to be a furry which will attract unironic furries into the fandom

>>79431414
I LOVE LEAKS

>>79431688

>>79431688
pissroon...

Ohmonah merch being the same week as Tempus 2nd anniversary is insane, wallet's gonna take a massive hit. I wonder if them going pretty much all out on this collab means that anniversary merch from Holo is going to be pretty restrained.

Can't believe that Altare's graphics card broke again

>>79430523
if you want someone like Omocat to make the merch then start proving why the branch is worth having Omocat potentially lose out money on stock that wont be brought out

>>79431950
Omocat merch looks even worse and after seeing advent's drop I'm glad we have omonah

>>79431950
esl

>>79431950
this has absolutely nothing to do with the comment you're replying to

>>79431684
there is a vtuber thread there and apparently they can see where their streams are being posted. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them have gone "what is this place" and browsed out of curiosity. Great, now I'm gonna be wondering which one of you faggots I'm negrating for sperging about abortion in a thread about the 586th pedo troon

>>79431950
go back retard, you don't even know what you're talking about

>>79431835
How "restrained" are we talking about anon, considering all we got for first anniversary was picrel and the fan plushies.

>>79431950
we've already had a morsel of what omocat Stars merch would be like, no thanks. I prefer omonoah's style.

>>79431835
>thinking that matters
cover loves to bleed their fans dry with overlapping merch drops. 5th anniversary live merch, 5th anniversary merch, seasonal merch... that's not even counting individual anniversary and birthday merch. It never ends...

>>79431835
She released the first set of Tempus merch at the exact same time period last year, so it's more that it'll be displayed for AX. I doubt Cover cheapens out on the Stars EN boys anniversary merch, especially since it's HQ's 2nd anniversary and that's typically when they start getting individual merch as well as group merch.

>>79432217
There's at least some effort put in those arts, omonah is lazy and uninspired.

>>79432309
And they still look awful

>>79431684
I see, I only really lurk there to get a more unfiltered view of whatever eceleb drama is happening and keep an eye on a few retards that I'm invested in the "story" of. I think terminally online isn't the right word but I guess I imagined the users to be somewhat openly stubborn or bitchy - actually I now remember the Altare MK incident and I see where you're coming from kek

>>79432342
just like omonah's, how nice.

>>79432309
Anyone can slap an anime girl or anime boy png on a solid color T-shirt and call it a night like omocat. I at least appreciate omonah attempting to blend in the boys' colors and motifs into the clothes beyond slapping their png on there.

>>79432505
cope

Schizo-san be honest, you hate omonah because she is friends with the two graduates isnt it.

get Ruze's cover to 100k instead of fighting about which ugly merch you'll never buy looks better

terminate pagpag doxxford

>>79432617
NTA but the best design omocat has done for Hololive is the Deadbeat track jacket. (Also the KFP shirt that looks like an actual logo.) If everything they did was like that then it'd be no contest which everyone would want, but they don't. At least Ohmonah is bothering to theme everything for each guy with motifs/things from their actual outfits and shit.

>>79433065
why? "streaming" culture baffles me. If a song is good, i'll happily relisten hundreds of thousands of times. if it's bad, i'll listen to it once and twice then move on. attempting to artificially inflate numbers does not give the artist an honest assessment of their performance.

>watching idol shit
streams doko

And I thought I was going schizo

>watching streams
idolwork doko?

>>79432049
kek, i can see leader posting "___ is fat and i would not have sex with them" whenever there's major drama happening.
>>79432361
i've been on there for quite some time, there's lots of people you'd have never thought would be posting there, lawyers, doctors, chemical engineers, actors, you name it. i've really learned to not judge a book by it's cover, some people can blatantly be the stereotype of a forum user, others can hide it better, and some people wouldn't survive for long with the unfiltered opinions. for example jurard, i feel as though he would pick fights in threads then unknowingly dox himself and then get a thread made about him kek.

>>79433431
No, you arent, grab a seat its getting good. But i am not sharing my popcorn.

>>79433065
Song should have been better

>>79433065
I listen to covers for the music, not to reach some numbers. If the song is good then I'll keep listening to it, if it isn't I won't.

Good morning /MANS/ I love this purple creature!

All I know is that I want Flayon to berate me

>>79433745
he would never do that

>>79433745
based and same

>>79433723
what a fugly art kek

>>79433723
i will fuck this purple creature, just as my ancestors wanted

I think everyone using spoilers ITT should be executed.

>>79433804
Maybe if I asked really nicely

>>79433915
this nigga can't flex his spoiler finger

Would you guys like a Achan/Nodoka-like (staff member who makes public appearances in the form of a avatar) for StarsEN?

>>79434010
nah, I'm too afraid of what person would get in

>>79434010
Stars used to have someone like that.

>>79434010
only if it's toramane

>>79434010
It's fun to think if someone of the wackier staff members we know about (Babybird, Tora, even the Maes Hughes guy) getting a model and able to speak on stream, but honestly? The primary function of that role is to deliver news and uh. not a lot going on that needs to be reported on.

>>79434010
i have a better idea

>>79433521
If any of them get caught browsing the Niggers Eating Cornstarch thread, my sides will actually be in orbit

>>79434155
I of course know Shinove, but to my knowledge he made much more infrequent appearances than those two.

>>79434155
Shinove come back...

>>79434155
Random question but did anyone ever draw porn of shinove

>>79434168
Yes, this. I wouldnt mind Tokimane but i dont want her to have to deal with gachis.

GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED

>>79434010
i like the balance we have now. gorimane expo vids and merch promos, tokimane doing handcam magic and being on the 3D is as much as i'd want, playing a silent charades foil to the talent who is still the focus of all the action. toramane posting in altare's chat is usually pretty funny because they have the same sense of humor. one of the talents, can't remember who, said that the management are aware and careful not to make themselves too much of the focus and draw away from the main stars of the show, which i honestly think now is potentially that shikamane saw people shitting on her having too much jurard interaction in his early weeks, because outright mane meddling kind of calmed down after that.

>>79434372
>Toki
>She

this page has destroyed my brain, i saw gbs waiting room in my sub box and read his name as gradbullet

roons will get fed in roughly 7 hours from now
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1806744818850431331

>>79434372
>her

ROON ALERT
ROON ALERT
ROON ALERT
SEVEN HOURS UNTIL IMPACT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ciGT7rtAoI

>>79434749
>>79434809
YAY HE'S BACK! HE LOVES US!

>>79434749
>>79434809
now we just need axel and shinri to stream at their regular time for maximum overlap

Why was I under the assumption only Ruze and Jurard was streaming today lol, Bettel and Hakka (and now Flay too) all have streams today

>>79434890
if we got axel shinri and ruze grounded at 12PM JST i would kneel hard enough to divide the continent

just finished playing squad, just came here to say the boys should play arma 3

>>79434749
>>79434809
HE LOVES US

>>79434749
>>79434809

>>79434890
Come on Aniki, I believe in you. Do it. You didn't stream yesterday, so give us max overlap.

>troon alert

>>79434914
Because Hakka and Bettel haven't put frames up and we're used to them not streaming

>goon alert

>>79434550
>>79434781
Isnt toki this one? or am i getting them mixed up.

>>79435274
You're thinking of Torimane

i want to sniff machina x flayons armpits

>>79435274
shikamane is yes

Go watch Queen
https://youtu.be/lWhR8sk-0xo
https://youtu.be/lWhR8sk-0xo
https://youtu.be/lWhR8sk-0xo
https://youtu.be/lWhR8sk-0xo
https://youtu.be/lWhR8sk-0xo

>This post is offtopic

when will flayon stream his piss into my mouth

>>79435431
what would they smell and taste like?

Yeah, Axel's cover of QUEEN
https://youtu.be/DxHteQ_8dRU
https://youtu.be/DxHteQ_8dRU
https://youtu.be/DxHteQ_8dRU
https://youtu.be/DxHteQ_8dRU
https://youtu.be/DxHteQ_8dRU

>>79435800
like the nectar of the gods

Jurard says: Go and support our queen!
https://youtu.be/lWhR8sk-0xo
https://youtu.be/lWhR8sk-0xo
https://youtu.be/lWhR8sk-0xo

Jurard says he sucks dick for cock

impregnate regis altare
impregnate axel syrios
impregnate gavis bettel
impregnate banzoin hakka
impregnate machina x flayon
impregnate josuiji shinri
impregnate jurard t rexford
impregnate crimzon ruze
impregnate goldbullet
impregnate octavio

impregnate magni dezmond