/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Gura is a cereal professional

My poor IBS sharkwife

Gura should eat a Cereal Bomb

Not a single thing she’s said about cereal has been correct. My poor insane wife

>>79382512
SNIFFFFF

>>79382525
children usually are

Mini wheats are nasty.

>>79382557
Yeah, Gura has some very strange takes on food.

I love how autistic she is about food

Gura cute Gura cute!

new "I aint readin all that" soundpost

>>79382283
I'm sorry bud that's just how it goes. I'm from Ohio, I get it. There's no such thing as a sane man that comes from either of our states.

Sex with a fembud.

Cereal maxing

Guys, we said oatmeal was good for Gura. It's all our fault she was sick.

she needs to do more food rating streams

That reminds me, did bag fembud ever come back?

>>79382668
what if it was oatmilk specifically and not oats?

Gura has had an oat allergy ever since she was young, and she only just realized it recently with the oat milk fiasco.

>>79382679
She's locked up now, I found her.

>>79382623
how do you feel about Arizona?

Gura please, I can only take so many bad takes...

>>79382721
I like the Mango one

I like cookie crisps

>>79382721

What is that one cereal for olds that is basically just a brick you place in a bowl?

>>79382762
kek

I love hearing this little girl babble on and on about the socioeconomics of cereal merketability

>>79382623
At least you believe I'm sane.

>>79382788
Best flavor by far

>>79382623
Yes other states have a dedicated news cycle for dumb shit in Florida, but spring break.

>>79382795
Shredded Wheat

>Cookie Crisp
the idea that this was ever sold as a cereal is absurd

>>79382888
It's so fucking good. I'm craving COOOOOOOOOOOKIE CRISPS now

>>79382795

wheatabix

>>79382888
>Small cookies and milk
Are you confused?

>>79382994
It's good but be for real, it's not fucking breakfast food lol

>>79383008
COOKIES AREN'T FOR BREAKFAST

>>79382888
I love cookie crisp

>>79382762
>>79382788
havent heard that before...

>>79383021
Cereal in general is no breakfast food, anon.

>Cocoa puffs
>Captain Crunch
>Mixed with full bucket of KFC
>Topped with twinkies and KFC gravy

I am a big fan of Bran Flakes, chumbuds.

>Grape Nuts
Chumbuds, give it to me straight, is she a granny?

Bugs are rad.

>>79383141
She softens them for an hour so she doesn't have to wear her dentures.

>>79383169
Is that real

>>79383115

i know you're memeing, but fried chicken that uses mashed up cereal as breading is really good.

>>79383141
Grape Nuts is great.

>>79383075
>Balls of chocolate, and marshmallow cereals
This isn’t counting donuts, pancakes, hot chocolate

>>79383006
That's it, lol.

>>79383250
Or cheetos

>>79383250
God my dick is so hard right now. It helps that I got that crazy kinda metabolism that leaves me starving all the time and 120lbs so I could entertain eating something like that

This stream is fantastic. She’s been talking about cereal for like 20+ min already.

>>79383169
wow, beetles really are strong

>>79383336
I want to try this but i dont feel like making it.

>>79383374
And very briefly sucking nipples

Did she mention Reese's puffs? If she doesn't like those...

>>79383422
and they have a tough exoskeleton

My sharkwife has cereal autism

>>79383464
Wait i missed that. I heard some succy. It’s hard to watch and listen and be here or doing anything else.

Oh sure now she's afraid of inflation

What did she almost say?

>>79383592
the n word

>>79383523
Does Gura like peanut butter?

That giggle.

>>79383592
I don’t know I needed to grab my charger and was hoping you heard it

>>79383592
Im inflating

>>79383592
>>79383667
She moaned right before she said it too.

17K DORYAAAA

>>79383667
Ah, wonder why she suddenly thinks that's going to far. She's said way worse. lol

>>79383630
Sometimes, she thought it was weird Kronii doesnt like pb&j or with chocolate but i dont think gura likes peanut butter alone like on toast.

Remember when cereal sponsors were a big deal?

>>79383728
she fears the artists, as she should

I bet kelloggs would love to sponsor her, since she's a massive flake :3

>eating cereal with gura's milk

>>79383784
Where's that art from Kirby?

Gura cereal when, Cover?

>>79383784
I dont think gura fears the artists

>>79383700
I’m surprised that the stream hasn’t stopped growing, but she did start earlier

>>79383728
Inflation usually implies super creampie.

Cute & Honey O's

>this autistic derail
god I love her

>>79383873
>Inflation usually implies super creampie
Nah, cumflation is different.

why did they treat the Trix rabbit like shit

Cereal brands should cater to stoners that eat cereal at 2am

This is some autistic yap

hey

Now im just imagining the TED scene with Liam Neeson asking if Trix are only for kids, like legally enforced.

>>79383952
Sadism. He was justified in killing them

I have more than one goo for you, Gura

I demand a soundpost of 'one goo please' which is happening at 03:15:00

>>79383945
No before it got adopted by other fetishes it’s mainly for that. The question is how deep into fetish hole has Gura gone

I miss pbp-bud...

>>79384028
It's only been 3 hours!

Gura wtching the goo coming..

>>79384071
Has she read my fanfiction

>Immediately realizes what she just said and looks away
kek

>>79383952
Yes, they beat his ass and then took the cereal away and laughed at him

>>79384033
same desu

>>79383952
Did you forget the rabbit was robbing them?

>>79384079
If hes reading this dont be intimidated by one fucking faggot mod making a mistake

This is everything I want in Gura stream

oh no the goo it’s coming~

>>79384154
I want her to make a short like that but with the shit she was saying

>>79384079
Watch the stream yourself faggot

>>79384159
The little bastards kept robbing the Leprechaun but nobody gave them shit

>>79384174
he gets a delete in like every 3rd thread. maybe they banned him

Fucking hell I missed this so much

>blew in your mouth

>thinks fat fuck is cute
FUCK
WHY DID I START WORKING OUT

I'd like to start my day with a mouthful of Gura

she's so retarded i love her

All this cereal talk makes me want another saturday morning cartoon watchalong

>>79383795
Okay. That was pretty good, even if a little mean.

>>79384274
Small difference is the leprechaun is taunting them to try

>>79384274
People STILL treat the Irish like shit

>>79384359
suggest it to her

Fitbuds, it's time to start eating

That sounded like a racist french joke so I laughed harder than I should’ve

Minecraft had a cereal?

>>79384581
Nationality is not race.

Chicken and Waffles is superior to French toast

ME AND GURA LOVE BRAN FLAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my wife cares about her poops

Gurandma...

>>79384626
Well nationalists and anti nationalists is something completely different

throwback to when the DEI people took away cinnamon's dreadlocks because they were worried that a mascot could be a caricature.

>>79384626
>Nationality is not race.
Want to bet?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franks

>>79384656
Shut up grandpa

bran flakes are like the only healthy cereal

She'll have a very nice BM later from that bran flakes lol

>>79384711
Ive never even SEEN a bran in the wild

>>79384685
Wow that’s awful and very ironic. Gura gave extra points to Apple Jacks to

My Gurandma.

Not liking strawberry milk is her least based opinion

>>79384685
Brutha gettin old and shaved his deads off

>>79384675
Of course she does. She wants it to feel just right since she has to sit in it when her diaper is full.

>>79384841
I thought she loved strawberries.

>>79384841
Biboo drinks strawberry milk

>>79384967
Nobody cares

>>79384967
but she makes it herself, not the mix

>>79384963
Strawberry milk barely tastes like strawberry

Strawberry milk drinkers are autistic

>>79385015
Fair. I always hated strawberry milk but I like strawberries okay.

>>79384963
She literally said she’d be ok with putting real strawberries in her milk. Just the nesquilk is the problem

Gura wants her choccy milk and dino nuggies

I like strawberry milk and I don't mind if my food touches

>>79385015
Strawberry milk is just sugar milk. If you ever want strawberry milk, but don't have syrup just mix sugar in the milk.

>>79384626
Black people can be French, but they are not French people.

her cucumbers are dead
DEAD

Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?

Nesquik is OK, but Darigold makes the best strawberry milk of the big brands. I'm sure homemade stuff would be even better

Banana milk is the best milk

>>79385082
Strawberries are disappointment in fruit form. They'll never taste as good as you imagine they will.

Gura laid some pipe!

>>79385230
For the average supermarket strawberry, yeah, but high quality ripe strawberries are amazing.

>>79385230
Sounds like you've just never had peak strawberries

>>79385131
I’m ok with most my foods touching. Like grease and hot sauce from my chicken on waffles/eggs no problem. The sauce for my fish on my rice or mashed potatoes/fries not a problem. The problem is vegetables touching

Gura does not know the means to most phrases!

>>79385319
she knows EXACTLY what she's doing

>>79385204
I like chocolate banana milk sometimes I'll also mix caramel syrup in it with some grasshopper cooks and blend it all together in the blender.

Gura can't handle the whole banana

She just thought about saying it won't fit in her mouth, twice

>>79385230
That’s bananas, though you already imagine it being bad

>Vacuum ASMR was 3 years ago
Bruh...

>>79385230
I think they're good fresh, but I still prefer the taste of blackberries or blueberries. maybe even raspberries and cranberries.

>>79385178
The thought of that happen to gura is hot.

>>79385375
You noticed that to?

Gura enjoys spending time with ME.

>>79385353
My dad would blend me chocolate milk, banana and a couple of raw eggs for breakfast as a kid

Is this stream really not buffering for anyone else? The chat keeps going and other internet stuff is fine but keeps stuttering.

>>79385459
The You was aimed at me. She told me not to tell you

>>79385230
thats insane youve never had a good strawberry

She playing while standing now, cute

who the heck puts an organ in a greenhouse? you cant have that kind of humidity with them

>>79385475
>a couple of raw eggs
Not in the milk I hope.

>>79385353
>grasshopper cooks
huh?

>>79385515
it used to in the beginning

>>79385515
Not really

Succy~ succy~

>>79385515
You jinxed me!

>>79385586
Yeah, he'd blend it all together

>>79385606
Cookies* they're chocolate mint cookies.

Gura...

>>79385475
my parents gave me cold pizza and milk for breakfast too

Gura's age is catching up with her...

>>79385578
You seen how much money is around here? They buy a new one every day

>>79385515
A little bit earlier

>>79385515
If you're on firefox, look into forcing streams to use a different codec

>>79385230
Retard faggotbud is NOT from the deep south. You will NEVER experience a naturally candy-sweet strawberry.

>>79385678
Is there a statute of limitations on child abuse? Can I report this?

Gura mentioning smegma again.

this shark

Gura wants a taste of my boy cheese again... ToT

At what point in the next few days will she realize what boy cheese is?

Did gura mention cinnamon toast crunch
and why kids love the taste of it?

>>79385678
That's... really gross anon. Did he watch Rocky and think that was a good idea or something?

>>79385875
When someone tells her to ask Nerissa.

the switch setup is SPECIFICALLY for when she wants to make us horny

that is the weirdest deflection, did she actually lose her switch layout or something

>>79386011
just like blue horizon...

>>79386011
She probably just didn't want to use it since it takes up a lot of the screen and she was gonna play this game for a while

>gura talking about my cock

>>79386011
she just cant be arsed to set it up

>>79385763
I turned out ok
>>79385949
Now that you mention it, he may have actually got it from that

did jason get banned or something? why is he a gold shrimp now?

>>79386063
>>79386011
what was the game she used it for last time? was it a rhythm game right after she said she liked rhythm games on a smaller screen?

>>79386070
>where is he?

>>79386039

>>79386104
I assume he's just making an alt for some reason.

>Jasondreams got banned
kek

Gura's opinion on French Toast Crunch is wrong.

Rhombus lookin ass

my wife is so out of shape...

>>79386190
based, fuck jason, what for?

>>79386281
idk look at his badge, he's a gold shrimp now

>>79386190
what, like shadowbanned or actually banned, I've been seeing his supas

>>79386190
I don't think so. He was normal a couple streams ago and now he's gold shrimp which means he's had this other account for at least 3 months.
He must have made an alt for some reason. He's very strange.

>>79386355
heeho

i just woke up, did i late to goober stream???

>not impressed by a racecar bed anymore
well shit

racecarbedbros not like this...

>>79386345
>>79386366
You guys know you can use whatever badge you want right

>>79386190
Or it’s someone using his name for free interactions.

You heard her boyo. We be upgrading the caaaaarrrr bed into a Pirate bed

>>79386443
No. Actually I didn't.

Gura you KNOW someone out there would carry you up Mt. Everest

>>79386473
I had a fire engine bunk bed even though i had the room to myself

>>79386408
You did very late, she started 2 hours earlier

>>79386540
Wrong she started on time. Have you not been paying attention?

>>79386488
We'll sail the 7 Z's as I plunder Gura's booty

>>79386408
yes, it's almost been 4 hours

MY WIFE IS NOT GETTING HER NAP TIME, I BET ITS THOSE RETARDED MEETINGS AT 3AM

>>79386586
No, narratorbud was banned

18k now

FUCK I'M GONCERNING

The nightmares are back...

>>79386640
Wrong thread, anon.

>>79386640
nigger wrong thread

>>79386625
Having to actually watch her stream and pay attention must suck

I bet Gura wet her bed.

Honestly I'm finding the game boring, but I love that this is essentially a zatsu
Reminds me of the old MC streams

I WANT TO HOLD HER AND COMFORT HER SO FUCKING BAD

>>79386190

Night terrors in adults are not a good thing. I hope she meant nightmares

That was the beforetimes. She doesn't dream or have nightmares anymore.

>>79386779
she said she woke up screaming, so probably night terrors

>>79386779
waking up screaming pretty much means night terrors. If it hasnt happened in some time it may have just been due to some major stress or something going on in her life at the time.

I get the weirdest fucking dreams. I was a teacher for almost a decade and I would occasionally get dreams where I was simultaneously a high school student and a teacher. Like I'm stuck taking an english class I didn't study for and then teaching math after

>>79386740
that's why these are the best streams and why minecraft is one of the best games on the planet
I don't give a fuck about it but it gets her all chatty

>>79386750
was he a traitor bud?

>>79386698
Its better to have him here than not

>>79386779
I'm extremely concerned now

>>79386779
It was probably whatever meds she got put on for the sincope.

>>79386870
he's certainly not loyal

>>79386640
Nice

>>79386750
Weird he was literally in the stream with his trident recently. Why did he prefarm a new account? Probably got shadowbanned for being in other chats

>>79386505

>>79386887
Nyo

>>79386852
oat milk, got to be

Man the enemies in this game are getting boring

>>79386870
saw him with most of his ex-boobros friends

>>79386870
still is, in fact

OH BABY A TRIPLE

Suck master

How far in is she? Chances of finishing today?

Gura has assembled the windmill of friendship.

>>79386717
I drank it

>>79387041
Lol.

>>79386852
I thought nightmares woke you and night terrors left you asleep?

>>79386870
Yeah he is

>>79387041
10 hours left in the game

>>79386750
He only ever uses all caps. I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner

>>79387041
lol no it's like 18h on average

>>79387041
Not happening, it's at least a 15 hour game for her

>>79387050
Proofs?

>>79387041
Not even half way.
There's 5 main areas plus the last boss. She's cleared Area 1 and part of Area 2 so far.

Gura is afraid of commitment

please talk about my wife and not me

>>79386750
leak what the discord is saying more

>>79387167
kill yourself traitor

movie night soon

>>79386779
I don't remember any of them, but I think I wake up yelling or screaming "no!" or whatever about once a year. Why is it bad?

>>79387160
I guess she didn't know what it meant to be the first statue the company makes of their talents.

Shiori did some public domain stuff during Guras downtime and I watched that too but one got taken down midway for copyright despite it NOT ACTUALLY EXISTING

I want to taste goob juice. Do you think it smells fishy?

>>79387354
It smells like me since I was born from there.

Gura's secret hole...

I want to explore Gura's secret hole...

>>79387285
Anon in your case you might’ve been touched as a little boy. It’s usually a sign of extreme stress

I was gonna idol meeting with her but she's got a better bladder than me...

>>79387065
You actually might be right about that. I had been told my grandma had night terrors and i think she would just be asleep screaming and would wake up everyone else.

she was about to say vulva again

Gura is was going to call the uvula a vulva again lol.

>>79387343
Really? Which one? It probably means youtube doesn't update their contentID fast enough.

>>79387542
It only appears that way because she had her "meeting" in her diaper.

>>79387569
>>79387566
I need to touch her uvulva

She wanted to say vulva so fucking bad

She forgets every single time

Me and Gura going on a goth date at the graveyard!

god I wanna do that so bad...

>>79387419
It smells like shrimp?

I will forever love how she has to think out how she looks when eating something

American anons, you're doing your debate reps right?

>>79387768
No, fuck off.

What is a moomoo?

>>79387768
Gura is on. Debate can wait

>>79387768
Nyo, Gura takes priority.

>>79387768
i'll watch the clips

Cute and funny observation

That gigi girl is taller than ame.

Gura wears moomoos, cuteeee.

>>79387713
Yep.
>>79387768
No, I have to watch my wife.

>>79387768
No I’ll watch the cliff notes not like my decisions going to change

>>79387759
I’m the same way

Time for mtg on gura with gura. I made a Miku deck because she's gura's waifu.

>>79387768

>>79387768
i watched 5 minutes and its so embarrassing i will watch gura instead

>>79387768
I don't give a shit about politics besides the funny shark girl is on.

>>79387768
Yeah, mass debate

>>79387768
Yes. Entertainment gold. Please vote Trump chumbies. Do the right (and funniest) thing

>>79387768
I'm just gonna watch the highlights later.

>>79387904
Literally exposed yourself. You’d only know that line if you knew about it

>>79387768
I opened the sticky posted Gura and left

>>79387768
naw, country is going to be shit no matter what

>>79387768
Nah, I'm spending time with my wife playing Luigi. I'll read the synopsis later.

>>79387768
Shark first, jew clown show later.

>>79387966
Does he like Gawr Gura, my oshi?

>>79387768
no but will magabud stop posting after trump loses?

>>79388041
He doesn't like sharks

goob...

>>79388041
>Does he like Gawr Gura, my oshi?
He watches Holostars

>>79388041
>>79387897

I can't believe we just hit the halfway point of the stream..

>>79387597
I actually cant remember it seems to have been removed from her list. The Little Shope watchalong is still there but I cant find the other one

>>79387968
Funny thing is I was actually referencing this gif >>79387897 I've seen posted around her often.

chumbies if you switch to a second youtube channel during a livestream it will give you a fresh membership + rookie badge on that account without charging you extra. the more you know.

>>79388062
If trump loses then we get to hear about it again in 4 years.

>>79387966
Without a doubt. There is no question Trump is a chumbie. He's the exact same shade of orange as an ebi. That's not a coincidence.

>>79387768
who the fuck would watch the debate, especially when gura is streaming?

>>79388062
he'll only stop if trump wins and can't run again.

Pretty cool stream. I've been tuning in and out. Not bad

>>79388157
Peak, he has my vote

Goombus...

First Justice mention

Gura is gunna lose to the baby game...

>>79388184
You already know the answer.

>>79388157
>>79388041
*Whoops

Weegee Mansion 2 is the dark souls of Mario...

1

>>79388195
Bold of you to think he wouldn't try to run again even if he wins.

>>79387768
You think I guve a shit when my wife is streaming?

>>79388184
A lot of anons here aren’t watching and were relying on the bot

Bros...the baby is dead...

>>79387839
Almost everyone is taller than Ame.

SHE DID IT

I hate toad so much...

>>79388111
The frame should still be on holodex

>>79388483
but that's Ame...

>>79387768
I do wanna watch it but after Guras year of barely any streams I cant miss her again

>>79388483
hes my mario kart main

>>79387768
>American anons, you're doing your debate reps right?
No I don't give a fuck. I do not respect the electoral process and will vote for Trump regardless of anything said on television.

>Do you think I can drown him?
Gooba... That actually reminds me of the time Bae cried on stream during that game where the baby drowns in a bathtub.

>>79387999
That's the same thing...

>>79388623
previously...

>>79388578
“What remains of whoever”?

>>79388663
That's me!

>>79388483
Hating and beating on toad is mario tradition

Trying to watch both the debate and my wife, but yea this debates bad.

>>79388663

toad will be sent to the Gulag

>>79387768
Fuck no I want to be happy man.

>>79388709
No that's gura not you and that's yeah, me in her hand.

>>79388701
I think so. Something Finch?

>>79388790
Eddith finch

Gura's peeling my penis.

GURA EATING A BANANA

God she's cute

Gura is putting my banana in her mouth on stream!!!! Uohhhh!!!!!!!

she ate my banana

she nommin on bananaa til she yum

>>79388833
That’s the one
That “game” was dumb as fuck. Everyone is stupid in it. It’s an idiot plot.

big bannana in gura's mouth asmr

Gura thinks my banana is bussin ToT

Gura said my banana is bussin!!

>>79388853
Trying to get that Kellogg sponsorship

Gura is peeing my pants right now.

robbed of goopy banyanya ASMR...

Alright Gura, end this stream. I gotta go to bed.

gura took a bite out of my big banana instead of licking and sucking it......

Gura spiralizing my big banana with her shark teeth before eating it. T u T

Gura glows no...

>>79387768
>caring about a debate on will the red or blue senile Jew puppet do more for Israel over shark wife playing one of her favorite childhood games
Nyo

Gura we talked about the banana thing on stream before

>>79387799
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>>79388779

I had it on my other screen while I drink, I turned it off to focus on my wife now. Basically their both old as shit and this country's fucked. You made the right choice, chum.

ok gura wrap it up

mogu mogu

>>79389150
knock knock
i'd like to see your hard drive pls

>>79389190

>>79389190

Why does my dick twitch when Gura says no and stop in THAT tone?

Just FYI a banana is less radioactivity than walking outside during the day

>>79389190
I will fuck your ass dry.

Are we gonna get more ASMR? She said she wanted to do a lot more of it, but it's been 4 months and she stopped mentioning it.

>>79389190
I agree. 4 hours is enough

>>79389211
I wanna hang her on a pole by her panties while she’s dressed like this

>>79389264
we're just getting started

>>79389257
Maybe your bananas

>>79389257
how many bananas do i have to eat to not go outside

Luigi turns gura into a freak

>>79389264
You get fucked with sand paper.

sapling status?

I only chat GuraMM and i never got banned

GURA I LOVE YOU

its not plutonium, the potassium does radio active decay and technically makes some antimatter but the half life on that shit is 1.25 billion years so in order to get like a lethal dose of bananas you would need to eat some absolutely retarded and impossible number all at once.

She is /here/ or rather she was last night

>>79389306
1000 - 3000 bananas in a single day.

>>79389362
does the home 3d app mirror the girls or is fauna retard handed?

>>79389480
It mirrors, or at least Fauna is mirrored

>>79389480
yes to both. she's right handed but mirrored

>>79389398
Donkey Kong...

>>79389465
I think its even more than that. 100 bananas in a day is equal to like the normal radiation dosage you get for just existing for a day at sealevel

we confirmed Gura is correct handed and not faggot handed, right?

>>79389398
It's something like 40k in 15 minutes.

>>79389618
Would you love her regardless?...

>>79389618
Gura's hands go both ways.

>>79389618
newbud

>>79389618
she's right handed if that's what you mean

>>79389700
Oh so she’s racist?

>>79389683
I remember her saying it but I don't remember what she said. Apparently Kiara and orca are retard handed and so is nene, but nene trained herself to write normal
>>79389700
yeah, correct handed

I want my tongue to touch her tongue

>>79389778
That's how you get super kooties.

>>79389641
50 million in a couple hours, but you’d die to something other than radiation beforehand

>>79389618
But really though why are left-handed people either always gay and/or terrible people

>>79389835
Worth it

>>79389756
Nobody cares go back kfp

>>79389836
I think I’d need to shits them out first

Guys I'm pooping while watching Gura!

>>79389839
because they are subhuman. see obongo, woodrow wilson and clinton being faggot handed

>>79389836
>5000 tons of bananas
winnable

Gura wants to be fucked by waluigi... it's over...

Is it wrong that I want gura to piss herself in a very pubic place and break down sobbing and crying on my chest while I hold her in a tight hug and gently stroke her hair and tell her it's okay?