/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yoink!

jig
https://jiggie.fun/r6Y8fg

>>79360027
Tiem to JIGG

[Tenma news] She is a yoinkposter

Got Tenma's member gifted, is there anything worth checking out or is it just emotes

NOW (Literally right now)
Tenma Maemi (16:00UTC | LIVE | Dear Tenma)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSQtZISv7_4

SOON
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | 35m | Twitch)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Fujikura Uruka (21:00UTC | 35m | Palworld)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRjBARJBGyE
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 2h35m | Gentle Parenting)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXQJ-Dp8LrQ

LATER
Hakushika Iori (00:00UTC | 3h35m | NekoShika Radio)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8yaQeA8w3o
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 4h35m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 6h35m | Limbus Company)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ9NdX3qgHQ
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 14h35m | TBD Game)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (13:00UTC | 16h35m | Zatsu, Auditions)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Utatane Nasa (14:00UTC | 17h35m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPfNhZJ_rlw
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 17h35m | Resident Evil 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiLAGGArZHI

BONUS
FFXIV Concert (23:00UTC | 2h35m | FFXIV Concert, Time = Event not Airi & Lia)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSdm1bpMlXI

Notes:
>Jelly is taking consent forms to DOX you in 4k this week https://forms.gle/6QE79SimTBZBcaK17
>Jelly could maybe guerilla (unlikely)
>Saya is guerilla schedule this week
>Clara is guerilla schedule this month (or as long as she's in EU)
>Phase Invader auditions end on June 30th, go apply if female

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi

>>79360400

need embers fat rear end

*blocks ur path*

>>79360598
Keep the that Pippa as a pet. Spank the other two away.

>>79360598
Rape

>>79360598
Nice shoes Pippa.
>one down

>take my shirt off and flex my 6 pack
>Tenma gets a nose bleed and dies
>two down

I fuck Panko.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>79360598
Is there a colored version?

>>79362309
No one in the image is white, it's already colored.

based retards

Phasers are the best livers.

>>79363652
BUMP

Why is phase so much more prone to doxing than other agencies?

>>79364029
Niggers!

I love Runie
She a cutie

sex with evil women

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

The new Palworld update has basically nothing new for people under lvl50, why is Uruka starting new? This is like watching a 6 months old vod.

>>79359419
https://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1806420411607138778

Illegal immigrants maybe?

I love Shiina!

>>79366616
>, why is Uruka starting new?
Login hort. She didn't want to but she had to.
Also goddamn the devs probably lost millions on not having more content to roll out.

>>79360459
missed Shiina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzY0sIie2z8

>>79364029
Not true. Everybody in 4chins likes doxing.

>>79367025
Ah okay, did Fishman screw with the server?
The devs didn lose shit tho, they already got their money, cant believe they didnt just take it and run away with it.

Why is Phase too good for the VSMP server? Why are Pippa and Rie the only ones on it? Come on Sakana don't think of it as Minecraft think of it as networking with other chuubas.

>>79359419
ACTUAL PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>79359361
>>79359361

>>79366616
She can't connect to the server.

>>79367518
>Ah okay, did Fishman screw with the server?
I tabbed out so not sure what happened. Either her credentials got lost or - equally likely - she lost them.
...or he could've reset everything so *nobody* can get in and the progress is lost too. Who knows.
>The devs didn lose shit tho, they already got their money, cant believe they didnt just take it and run away with it.
It's called opportunity cost. You can make more money with a product that remains popular.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>79367472

>>79367567
Fishman is still mad about all of gen 2 lying about minceratf so he refuses to let them in

>>79367567
>networking with other chuubas.
Sakana already did that... 3 years ago, when their companies still existed. Phase talents have networked with several iterations of some of those chuubas.

>>79364029
Talents are more terminally online than most

>>79367567
>people complain about Phase girls joining
>people complain that not enough Phase girls are joining
What is wrong with you people?

>>79367567
Fish burned his talents on Micra. It's not that he's not allowing them to join it's that they're still fed up with the game.

The /pcg/ Palworld server is updated and running bee tee dubz

>lumi scared of wearing contacts
same
that shit terrifies me

>>79367727
I don't understand what Nijisanji has to do with here, so just leave this thread immediately

More idol girls will play on VSMP. Phase is losing its grip as the leading small corpo.

>>79367847
after the first week you get totally numb to it

>>79367847
fucking babies! wah wah, baby needs his bottle

Consider.

>>79367962
Lol LMAO

>>79367847
When I got my glasses some lady was there to get contacts because she got in a car accident and was wearing glasses that shattered in her face

>>79367962
Organic post.

interesting

setup

>>79367025
>>79367518
Did he just not update it to the newest version

I hate palworld

>>79367847
I'm so much of a pussy that I can't even use eyedrops, I can't imagine trying to use contacts.

>>79367819
I guess Phase wants to be in a bubble with only itself. Sad.

>>79368124
Do you like Pokémon?

>>79368094
>>79368112

>>79367962
>>79367567
Phase Connect will isolate itself into irrelevancy.
Screenshot this post.

>sudden

>>79368120
Uruka didn't tell him she was playing today because she assumed the server would auto-update.

>>79364029
something something Pippa farms

>>79367567
Why give out of company chuubas any exposure. That's bad business.

>>79368271
>because she assumed the server would auto-update.
Name one(1) server executable that does this.

>>79367678
This would be true if there was some kind of cash shop or monthly fees. The only time i can see this game make money again is maybe at full release. But everyone and their pets already own it.

>>79368324
that's what Phase did at the beginning. They were very pro-inter-company collabs, and now look at Phase, still standing.

>>79368465
Release DLC before you exit EA.

So is she phasing in?

>>79360459

Shiina will be showing you how to not look like a greasy offkai goer NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzY0sIie2z8

Phase friend Gawr Gura is streamign 2 hours earlier than usual
https://youtu.be/eyIubrMru0s

>>79368552
No
Move on already

>>79368552
no

>>79368561
>Shiina
Stopped reading there. Not gonna watch.

>>79368552
No. Why are you stupid?

>>79368490
Anon that's classic youtuber grift tactics. You collab with people who are at your level or more popular, get the views, then dump them as soon as you surpass them.

>>79368561
>A Older

>>79368324
Yeah every talent should just do the same 2 hour fotm streams

>>79368413
In my group of friends we always have servers on the newest versions for different shit like this so people can hop on and off whenever they feel like it and since its private it barely costs anything. Fishman needs to step up his game.

>>79368561
Oh god, I don't even watch shiina but this stream is just asking to generate some women moments.

I wish all Phase Livers a good day and (you) too!

>>79368575
We're busy

>>79368552
>koinu talking about how she changed her military design because of the military spergs
Capipis...

>>79368671

>>79368197
I like most of the older pokemon games. I've just had an aversion for Palword since everyone was constantly streaming it when it first came out

>>79368671
>A Older

>>79364029
Are they though? Isn't like every single holojp girl known, its just that since it's not the English-speaking world it isnt discussed as much? Phase just feels like we attract it more because we speak the language.

[Shiina News] Chat is autistic

>>79368730
how is telling someone to wash their face a way to generate woman moments?

>>79368752
>Phase Liver
I’m going to kick your ass I swear to God you fucking retired shithead

Thank you Elon very cool

>>79367567
MC streams are the most boring Phase streams ever and nobody ever watched streams on cross-company server. He learned not to bother girls with it anymore.

Pippa wishes her tits could vibrate with motion

>>79368552
Indefinite hiatus means she’s going somewhere for sure

>>79368552
>come find me in the stars
It's over, she's having a sex change operation and joining Holostars...

>>79368944
yeah we call them Phasers (as a reference to Star Trek: The Original Series) here

Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18VOKhc0xF4

>>79368561
So it's "the things I noticed my bf doesn't do that I taught him to do, so I'll use that as content for the next stream Needy Streamer Overload style" stream.

>>79367241
>older girl (29)

>>79368552
going to Phase In as the fourth star woman

>>79369080
I think Pippa’s thumbnail SUCKS

>>79367567
The majority of phase girls are pure grifting whores, only Pippa and Rie have the souls of children who want to be surrounded by cute girls and sometimes twinks.

>>79369162
yes. Older than 25 might as well be at the retirement home

>>79368945
Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan

>>79369243
Built for Liker cock

Remember, no mimic tear ashes

>>79369162
The "i'm so old" larp is borderline offensive.

I think Pippa should play Black Souls uncensored

>>79369080
>>79368992

She is really teaching us how to wipe?

>>79369334
what an autistic thing to get mad about

>>79369308
https://x.com/vanilla7s26/status/1797109925317148820

>>79369174
black hole

>>79369394
if you've ever been to a TCG tournament you'd be surprised how uncommon that knowledge can be

>>79369394
Pippa wipes back to front so that will help her learn

>>79369331
This. The DLC has a lot better ashes anyway, like my little Yoda bro.

>>79368490
Phase needs to be collabing with people around their average CCV BRAVE and vshojo basically im not saying phase can never collab with smaller groups but phase should continually be improving not stagnating

>>79369396
It's autistic to get mad about other people getting mad.

>>79369485
....too easy, no point in making the obvious sex pun

>>79369174
Would our retard in chief be dumb enough to de-chocify her?

>5 way overlap

>>79369357
Tenma’s been there and done that

>>79369477
Cute sex deer

>>79369576
how many UTIs has Pippa had

>>79369576
Please tell me that's a joke. That's how you get fucking rancid infections.

>>79369162
>>79369334
>borderline offensive
reality is offensive then

>>79369394
She thinks you're retarded (she's right).

>>79369650
Yeah okay but Tenma sucks

>>79369652
At least 5

>>79369357
Feeding Pippa souls!

>>79369655
>>79369652
Yes she gets UTIs like 3-4 times a year.

Pippa should wipe my ass (I just shit myself)

>>79369714
Yea, me

>>79369761
imagine the smell though

>>79369641
4, Muyu already canceled

>>79369714
You suck!

>>79369761
>Pippa is infertile

Dropped

>>79369814
No thank you. I actually picked up smoking because I had to live with women that didn't take care of this stuff. World is a lot more tolerable now.

>>79369761
Imagine the crust

N

>self care advice from shiina
.....yea i don't know about this

I

>>79369923
Licking her dried period blood clean after she doesn't bathe for a week

G

G

>>79369967
She's never come across as a dirty person and takes care of her health and hygiene.

E

shiina thinks you STINK

Shiina already got the browns seething by suggesting they not be dirty I see.

I notice how its always capipis talking about pippas gross bodily functions. Just a disgusting fanbase.

>>79370139
self-care also has a lot to do with mental health and being a good person

HEY LIA!
37 MINUTES UNTIL YOU STREAAAAAAM

R

wash your ass
it doesn't make you gay
it does make you not stink like shit

>>79370197
Not what the stream is about.

>>79369690
Womansisters....

>>79369941
>>79369982
>>79370050
>>79370110
>>79370138
>>79370251

https://files.catbox.moe/q7kc4j.webm

>>79369941
>>79369982
>>79370050
>>79370110
>>79370138
>>79370251

>filipinos wash their ass in a bucket
Reallly?

>>79369800

>shiina numbermogging tenma and lumi
say hello to the new face of phase connect

>>79370193
Shut up Pippa

Pippa an muyu are all sweaty from dancing!

>>79370279
what do you think leads people to neglect their self-care genius

>>79370295
Why does she look turned on?

>>79370336
fuck off numberfag

>>79370313
yeah I wash Muyu that way

>>79370197
This is untrue because I'm often depressed and wish every woman and simp were dead but also very cleanly.

>>79370374
I want to spank them both

Watching Shiina and finally beat Red in Storm Silver
And yes Shiina, I stopped watching you because I also had an autism connect tizzy and thought you hated me

>>79370336

>>79370460
Glad you got over your tism anon.

>>79370390
Tipped your hand too early but alas. I concede you did get me to engage so hat off to you.

filipino parties are goated 2bh

>>79370466
I got tunnet and found it incredibly simple compared to all the other zachtronics games jelly plays, baba is you, and others. I wonder why she didn't understand it.

>>79370594
What's the deal with them? No flips live around here

>>79370336
Crazy how popular the NTR fetish is

>>79370594
>2bh

Go back you filthy mongrel

I pray to God every night to die and stop being a filipino male and reborn as a cute white girl

>>79370721
You want to be fucked by black guys?

>>79370646
jelly can't think when she's scared

saya please stream I miss you

>>79370864
d'aww

>>79370721

>>79370820
Holidays?

>>79370820
Go back to /trash/ you nigger tourist spammer, don't make me shit up your generals again

Does anyone even care about Palworld after this long?

>>79370820
Runie please stop

>She was so quick to denying being a flip
Who would want to be the mexicans of Asia?

>>79360027

GG

>>79370961
>mexicans of Asia
are they the biggest consumers of videogames in asia and the best when it comes to food?

>>79370961
>tfw hapa and thank the lord every day I got my dad's white nose instead of my mom's flat flip nose

Day 4 without Airi
I will send her what energy I have left

>>79371053
bizarre post

>>79371053
Mexicans consume the most video games in north america? What?

Why is Shiina attacking Pippa like this

>>79371173
Pippa isn't stinky or gross anymore.

>>79371124
You should post a tribute

>>79371108
when I went to the Philippines the nose is a giveaway. Mexicans have "big" (European) nose most of the time, while Filipinos have flat Asian nose

>>79360459
>>79368558

The thighs on the Palworld PC looking kinda fine tho

>>79371170
in latin america yeah

It's ok Saya, you can take tonight off

>>79369174
Star women can't be dark... unless she's a brown dwarf

where did all the minimoos go

>>79371289
I don’t think those flea market pirates count

>>79371289
Latin america is not a continent like asia is, and regardless why bring up video games when that is clearly just a population-based statistic because mexico is large in latin america.

>>79370820
>>79370951
Die for your country already, Benyamin

>>79371053
>best when it comes to food

>>79371384
yeah, if they did it would indeed be the biggest consumer of the entire continent

>>79371426
>Latin america is not a continent like asia is
but flips are mexicans apparently

Why is this model so attractive to the human eyes? I want to squeeze it, pet it, hug it, punch it, watch it grow up, choke it, nurture it, drown it, pop it, feed it and hold it all at the same time.

>>79371053
>best when it comes to food

>>79371366

>>79371542
It was a dumb comparison.

It treally feels like the only purpose of this Shiina stream is to mock us whilst virtue signalling...

Taking care of yourself doesn't really improve your life
I've been a looksmaxxing neet for 12 years now

>>79371368
The minimoos were never real

>>79371587
You might be a pedophile, and I don't mean that in an ad-hominem way, but like a literal, you like fridge-shaped potato children, kind of way.

Compare left and right.

>>79371587
>Why is this model so attractive to the human eyes? I want to squeeze it, pet it, hug it, punch it, watch it grow up, choke it, nurture it, drown it, pop it, feed it and hold it all at the same time.
TECHNOLOGIC
TECHNOLOGIC
TECHNOLOGIC
TECHNOLOGIC

>>79371635
It's actually a call out to other phase girls when they had the offcollab

>>79371634
don't take advice from women

>>79371634
It's way better than being ugly and stinky.

>>79371635
You should tell her that on twitter

>>79371368
I'm CORRECTING this brat for being late. Sorry.

>>79371634
Nope, but it's a necessary step! You can have an excellent personality but if you smell like an Olive Garden dumpster most people will still avoid you.

>>79371634
>Taking care of yourself doesn't
>neet
knowledge is included in the "taking care of yourself" part

>>79371763
>It's way better than being ugly and stinky.
This, really. It can always be worse. YOU can always be worse.

>>79371634
Same. I'm told I look like a model, have been working out for years, have a 6 pack. I only go outside to get my haircut though and have been a hikikomori neet for 6 years.

God I love this crab

>>79371634
>I've been a neet for 12 years now
I think that's the bigger issue.

>>79371731
the fate girl is obviously better but she's also like 12 or something so you're not really giving me a choice here
>>79371734
what

>>79371587

>>79371634
tick tock

>>79371587
>C*ara
Looks disgusting

>>79371426
it's the continent of South America plus mexico and a few islands.

>>79371972
is that the guy who put a fetus in a blender?

>>79372024
How can you hate this ball?

>>79370721
I pray every night for a tsunami to wipe out the Philippines

The next invader will be Dizzy's oshi

>>79371587

I'd like to apologize to everyone for almost killing Tenma. I didn't mean to fill her up with cum so hard that she went to 70% lung saturation. I promise to do better next time

>>79372178
She's pretty cute, I wouldn't mind especially if she stuck with the insect theme.

>>79372060
But mexico is to ____ as Philippines is to asia.

Here's the answer

>>79370820
/pcg/ is actually the only place i see bbc posting, excluding from /lig/

i'm immigrating to /tsunx/ now....

>>79370721
>filipino
You'll be reborn as a white girl's asshole

>>79372116
Post the illegal version

Will Pippa stream tonight or am I taking my frustration out on homeless people tonight

>>79372319
It's the catalogniggers invading

Lumi...

>>79371731
both pictures were drawn by perverts to appeal to other perverts, but neither looks like a real child
Look up the art that John Podesta owns

>>79372360
>>79372367
whyd she just sit there like an imbecile, MY DUST IS ON THE LINE

>>79372116
She is a whore and only likes asian guys so I dislike her.

>>79372360
>>79372367
You God damn moron Lumi.

>>79372396
Anon
>>79369080

>>79371426
>Latin America is not a continent
It's both a colloquialism for everything south of Texas, as well as the official name for the 33 Spanish speaking countries on the correct side of the hemisphere.

>>79372390

>>79372428
Yeah I know about that

>>79372483

>>79372498
AAIIIIEEEE

>>79372498

Pippa the pickme PAWG.

>>79372319
This actual unironic fag has only been back a few days. He disappears for weeks at a time so he's probably from one of the dead forums all the other fags come from. Basically any time you see kirsche loops, it's that fag.

>>79372360
>>79372367
Suicide worthy

>>79372367
>again

>>79371634
Pretty much this. I get told a lot that i'm handsome (I don't think so) . I even had times where women wrote their phone numbers down to someone to give to me. I'm still a socially awkward neet

>>79372611
shieeeeeeeet, you got me, ill always come back the next thread

>>79372592
Pippa will only become a pawg after she has her 3rd child with me

>>79372611
>one of the dead forums all the other fags come from
you mean /v/? because most of the bbc posting, wojaks and anything "tranny" related comes from /v/

>>79372712
most of that is from sharty but I'm sure there's overlap

>>79372711

>>79372690
Considering you're a hogrider, it's probably TVA

>>79372498
Now THIS is the Good Stuff.

>the bull said my butthole looked gross and he would only fuck Lumi
What the fuck with what I paid him he should have gone a couple rounds on me. Is he right or am I?

I miss Saya...

Hotwife Pippa.

Call me a woman or whatever, but I find it so sad when women spend hundreds of dollars to look mid

>>79372711
I'm sorry, I think you mean with me!
She's white trash enough to have 2 or more baby daddies.

>>79371634
Self improvement is a meme. women literally only care about one of two things money or personality , you can hit the gym as much as you like but it won't change the fact that the chubby funny guy with some extra cash has probably already fanum taxed your crush, swear the amount of fat ugly guys with gfs in insane

>>79372611
It’s actually this fag >>78452987
>Pick one or two talents to anti for the day
>Baitpost and cuckpost
>Loop ad nauseam
>

>>79372810
She WILL guerilla at an undisclosed time.

>>79372767
Pippa is tall and lanky

Why the FUCK does all that shiina talk about is "masking" bullshit every fucking stream I fucking watch of her. Like shut the fuck up you aren't even remotely autistic compared to all the other girls at phase by comparison.

Any introverted and male brained girl gets called autistic by psychologists nowadays. Society is doing all it can to make being male a mental illness (adhd, autism).

>>79372901
Self improvement is a meme.
>>>/r9k/

>>79372799
>>79372874
>under a minute
This ruins my headcanon

>>79372891
Pippa is better than her origins

>>79373032
Ah inner city, got it.

>>79372901
The term "self care" was promoted by megacorpos to sell consumables people don't even need.

>>79372995
>Why the FUCK does all that shiina talk about

>>79372767
>Disregarding the height chart in the back

Who is the pizza face of pcg

IM HERE TO DRINK BEER AND WATCH LIA, AND IM ALL OUT OF BEER OH HELL YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXQJ-Dp8LrQ

>>79372995
I enjoy Shiina, but the constant "I'm autistic" every other paragraph did get really old, really quick.

I looked up this infected mushroom group after this was first posted and i like a lot of their stuff. theres even a track jelly sings on called heavyweight
https://files.catbox.moe/eirabe.mp3

>>79373127
wear deodorant femanon

>>79373210
>>79372995
agreed

>>79372990
No.
Lisa said they are about the same height and Lisa sid she is only 5'1"

>>79371634
People will give the straightest and simplest advice because usually lot of folks who cant make it DO lack it. Taking care of yourself is necessary but not sufficient condition to attract women, Its really just the first step. And frankly there are total greaseballs out there who can land some pretty cute girls still with their retard charisma.

I'll go on, even going out a lot won't mean it will happen. I have made a pretty determined decision at the beginning of college to be social and outgoing, I gained lot of friends, theres no weekends when I'm not invited or can't ring up some people to go out. I seriously thought as a freshmen that the rest is just law of big numbers and itll happen, but it didn't. Unless you are at least 9/10 women simply wont approach you, and if you dont do it (i dont), you are fucked.

And of course you have to know how to talk the talk, you need some wit, need to be able to flirt. I had a hansful of dates but I'm not either of those things so they just withered out without it going into any romantic direction.

Thus im in my 30s, after well over of decade of self-care, exercise, financial stability, hobbies and finding my style, I do think I stand out of the avg mass of males. But I'm not classically hot, I'm okay I guess, at least im not balding and have no deformities, but thats about it.

I really don't see the way out unless I hit the lottery and some determines girl pocks me up and will bear with my inexperienced ass, but lmao that will never happen.

LIA MOM TIME
LIA MOM TIME
LIA MOM TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXQJ-Dp8LrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXQJ-Dp8LrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXQJ-Dp8LrQ

>>79372998
You can post faster with the pass

>>79372959
I read this as graduate at an undiscored time

>>79372995
She’s somewhat up there and has a diagnosis. The only other talent that has one is Lia >>78577248

What happend to the ranting about anime stream im a VODnig and i hand't finished watching it but now its gone.

what evil did she say that got it gone?

>>79372767

>>79372116

>>79373277
All kayfabe

>>79373346
i started fucking her on stream and thought she muted

>>79373342
Did you know that going to a psychologist is directly correlated with being diagnosed with bullshit?

>>79373229
holy shit it is jelly lol

>>79372077
Yes

>>79373277
>Anon doesn't remember Hexa's surprise when Pippa told her the height she has on her driver's license

>Expect Lia
>No Lia
Just like my real mom.

>>79373386
She's a big girl

Wash your bedsheets and pillow case you greasy fuck

>>79373346
She was showing anime clips and Kadokawa got her.

>>79373397
Sure thing, Pippa has literally never referenced being tall and has been confused for a child before, the only people who call her tall are other girls (who are short) and retards who thought she was being literal when she said she was as tall as that Bismarck model

>>79373303
His hairline is trying to escape the anime women

>>79372990
and pippa is fucking flat

>>79373562
>thinking I have either in the first place

>>79372901
not being a disguisting slob is a plus no matter your goals. But yes, for lot of guys these simple advices arent going to significantly improve their lives.

Personally I take pride in my American Psycho tier hygiene routine.

>>79373229

>>79373485
Not valid.
Hexa is a woman, she probably thinks 5'6" is tall

>>79373562
I did, like 2 weeks ago. I just haven't put them back on the bed yet

>>79373283
Likeremu bro...

>>79373562
The easiest way to not have shit skin is to swap out your pillow cases and not eat garbage with empty calories.

Tonight, Lia is raising a child (mine)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXQJ-Dp8LrQ

>>79373283
it's time to fuck men anon

>>79373576
ahhh bugger thats annoying i was enjoying the rants

>>79373624
And she enjoys her braless nipples rubbing against her hoodie

>>79372901
sounds like you are a rizzless faggot i am neet and have no problem having segs with women

Omg it's Lia

>Pippa is actually 5'1 and flat
uoh

what if Lia is actually pregnant and that explains why she has been such an enigma this year?

>>79373731
Check the archives.

>>79373871
She wishes

>Anywhere you have skin you can have pimples
Even on your dick?????

HEY LIA

I impregnated Lia to make all those babies

>>79373871
ME on the top

>>79373914
didn't see anything on archivebro but i'll check the other ones here ig

[Lia News] she hates chat, they annoy her, she wants to kill them and they annoy her everyday (real)

>>79373957
Yeah, don't ask me how I know femanon
But at-least we don't pee from laughing or doing squats

>>79373957
I have one of those permanent pimple things (not really a pimple but kind of like a permanent bump like a wart but looks like a pimple) at the end of my dick. It's always been there.

>>79373283
Don't worry, we're only in our 30s, the chances hightech sex robots that cuddle and watch vtubers will be out before we die is pretty fucking high. Just stay alive and healthy long enough fren

>>79373957
Yes

>>79373957
What part of anywhere do you not get

I miss Saya

>>79373562
Clean enough to impress my future wife Pippa

>>79373807
imagine how chafed and raw they get. I would apply chapstick to her nipples for not entirely platonic purposes

>>79373957
YES
ESPECIALLY ON YOUR DICK
IT
FUCKING
HURTS
NIGGA
You walk like you pissed your pants constantly cause the slightest graze sends your nerves into overdrive.

Lia says she knows people find her and her butthole sexually appealing, but chat are babies and babies should not lewd Lia.

>>79374089
I bet your matress is piss yellow

Why is my son brown, lia

>>79374108
it needs to go on my lips first to soften it up and THEN it gets applied to the pipnips

>>79374180
Lia is brown Anon

>>79374108

>>79374164
Why does it always do that, and why does it do that around the crotch area. Is that like where the center of mass is that causes sweat to centralize there? I shower 2-3 times a day and that still happens on my mattress pad.

>>79374081

nothing really matters anyways

>>79374081
mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

>>79371587
I think they're cute and I hope they make other talents' versions like the chibis

>>79374081

>get sent to Lia from Tenma
>first thing I hear (while holding a baby) "I am going to stick you into the fucking microwave until your head explodes"
thanks 10ma