/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>79255226
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>79255246
AMEN!

>>79255246
Ollelujah Omen

>>79254899

>>79255246
amen!

i think piss SUCKS
i'd prefer my oshi vomit into my mouth

>>79255484
based

>>79255246
Amen
>>79255313
More like I alerted the whores. The very thirsty whores. Who like piss. Why.

>>79255312
love this little faggot

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1805990538799390938

>>79255484
Ew I draw the line at vomit, what's even the appeal? At least pissing feels nice and it's not even that gross if you drink enough water
>>79255531
I'm a filthy masoroon

>>79255739
every roon is a masoroon

>>79255691
Put some streams on you lazy blue fuck

>>79255691
somebody rape the depression out of him already

>>79255246
amen

>>79255739
vomit being gross is its appeal

Here is Flayon's lemonade stand! Open for business, everyone!

>>79255691
isn't that basically every other day for him

>>79256053
im gonna drink it all and nobody can stop me

>>79256053
I don't trust these yellow liquids after the previous discussion

>>79256053
hey, got any grapes?

>>79256053
What ingredients were used to make this lemonade? Just for.... allergy reasons...

>>79255739
>what's even the appeal?
it feels like being wrapped in a warm blanket and i feel it is more intimate than pissing. you can piss anywhere but vomiting is more embarrassing to normies, some people would rather die than let another see them in such a vulnerable and drained state so that's why i think piss sucks but to each their own, i respect my homies tastes!

>>79255691
now is that because of the heat or just his regular depression

>>79256223
>piss sucks
sure does, suck it down all day

Terminate Pedobullet

>>79256124
Usually it’s only Sunday-Monday and he can function the rest of the week. Must’ve gotten too cocky and asked his mom for an opinion again…

holostars en piss tier list

>>79256053
One cup please

>>79256366
Hakka is Lord Piss, Master of Piss

>>79256332

>>79256223
>vomiting is more embarrassing to normies
I think I see where you're coming from but is vomiting actually more embarrassing? I feel like if you vomit it's more of a health concern so people pity you, but pissing yourself in public is almost exclusively a retard thing or a fetish thing

>>79256133
Well, you have to wait in line and pay! It's 1 Elysium Dollar per glass!
>>79256159
No, he don't have any grapes
>>79256147
>>79256210
>Flayon proceeds to take out a lemon and crush it in his bare hands, splattering you with it
Lemons grown from South Elysium, and sugar!

>>79256239
He hasn’t been on full depresso mood for a while, I hope it’s just the heat

>>79256580
Oh so it's actually just lemonade? nvm then

>>79256580
imagine licking the lemon juice thats all over his hands

>>79256580
>its just lemonade
not interested
>>79256772
im interested again

>>79256580
i wish flay would splatter me with his lemonade...

>>79256888
This but with Hakka... and maybe a little chocolate surprise

does anyone here have the chupado image easily available? I can't find it on my folder and I'm kinda too lazy to do the reps

>>79257092
hakkas chocolate starfish...

>>79256888
this but with Ruze and his babybatter

>>79255691
>Groundhog day cause he's been doing that shit for 2 months now

>>79256466
Here is one cup! Pleasure doing business with you!
>>79256730
Why of course it's just lemonade! It's a lemonade stand, silly! What else could he possibly be selling?
>>79256772
>>79256797
>Flayon gives you a knowing wink as he licks the lemonade sensually off his fingers. And then washes them because he is clean.
>>79256888
...kind of a waste of lemonade, but the customer is always right! For one Elysian dollar, he can splash a glass of his lemonade on you

>>79257491
Thank you kind lad

>>79257162
idk sounds kinda parasocial anon
>>79257491
how much for one glass of flaypiss? how much for flaypiss straight from the source?

>>79257162
god i wish

We need a Hakka milking station

>>79257104
I got this one

>>79257616
Dear customer! Serving urine at this location at the same place as lemonade would be a healthy code violation! We are running a nice healthy business! Here anyway--

>>79256546
my reasoning could be because of the people i've met throughout my life being scared of needing medical help in public because of the attention it brings and the ideology of my upbringing being that if you need help in any way being shameful...and the incident of me getting heatstroke as kid, then throwing up and then my dad beating me for it but that's neither here nor there. i feel as though pissing yourself in public gets more of the "ew what a weirdo/oh he's a retard" reaction compared to vomiting in public which gets the eyes of many on you in pity and worry, most people i've talked to can't handle that kind of attention which makes vomiting (to me, in my opinion) feels more intimate, it's a state that only those closest to you can see if you can help it. honestly i'd prefer it to happen in private, i don't want to share the attention with others and i want to nurse my partner back to health. but i can see why the anons love piss so much, it's pretty easy and convenient to do!

I love my cute blue wife and hope he has a good floor day

>>79257819
I didn't even know there was a hakka version but it does the job, thanks

>>79258092
Boooooo

>>79257790
He has nothing to milk. Try his mom

>>79258579
surely if you suck on his nipples enough somethings gonna come out

>>79258615
we need to do a test and find out

i cant stop thinking about edging shinri

aww puniko has friends now
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1806005716987375814

>>79258233
Trauma really leaves people with the weirdest fetishes huh so the appeal of it is the intimacy and caregiving part? nahone.. even though they're both objectively gross bodily fluids, I like piss for the opposite maso appeal since intimacy is terrifying and being treated like garbage is easier for me to understand. Can't see myself ever having a vomit fetish but I see why some would like it, thanks for entertaining my silly questions *wipes the vomit from your mouth* chu~

>>79258990
and watch him squirm as he pees himself...

this isn't the type of 'stream' i expected to be talked about

>>79258990
i want him whimpering pathetically and begging for release NOW

>>79258579
what about his prostate?

>>79259079
Just you wait, Puniko is gonna convince them to rise up against their big tittied master

>>79259079
Punch puniko

>>79257491
Leaders lukewarm piss

>>79259447
shinri being gang raped... ToT

>>79259079
FAT FUCKS

Grounded with Mad Dogz tonight I'm so fucking excited (not Grounded Anon but someone happy for more "boys yapping while gaming" collabs)

>>79259606
I prefer my Leader piss cold ngl

>>79255922
I really don't like how this artist draws mouth

>>79259079
puniko got hat replacement surgery?

You'd better show up tonight to watch hermanito play the bugfucker game. This is a threat.

>>79259098
life really do be giving us the weirdest buffs and nerfs. i wouldn't say i'm maso or sadist, i guess i just like the feeling of being there for someone when they have no one and all their attention is on me making them feel better idk how to describe the feeling lol. and it's no problem, i like having these deep discussions itt, it's nice to interact with my fellow anons in a calm fashion from time to time! and thank you for wiping the vomit, i got a bit carried away with hakka kek

>>79259920
Gotta support the /agdg/ homies I guess

>>79259726
I'm excited too, a bit concerned about Axel not mentioning it so I'm cautious about it happening, but hoping it do happen. Gotta think about a name for this trio..
>t.Grounded anon

i need my oshi to impregnate me immediately

>>79260990
axel probably just forgot like the retard he is

surely bettel is gonna stream today...

>>79261098
this but i need to baby trap him

>>79261155
yeah, about that...
https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1805858362892108215

>>79261573
we are SO back

>>79261573
Jobber guild continues to job

>>79261573
RAPE THIS CLOWN IMMEDIATELY

>>79261573
I hate him

>>79261155
>>79261573
Nothing today, FNAF tomorrow
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1806017520622813410

>>79261573
I wonder what his mom is like

>>79261955
With how much rape correction he's been getting, I'm starting to think it's having the opposite effect

>>79262056
>Chained Together
Nice, let's g-
>B2
nvm

>>79262056
CHAINED TOGETHER w/ bettel2 LET'S GOOO

>>79262103
I bet he wonders too

>>79262056
Eww, why ruin a VG collab by adding Bettel 2?

>>79262155
idk, I'll take Bettel2 over Flayon any time for this type of game

>>79262155
Flayon singapore attic hort

>>79262209
I would rather Bettel2 be killed by being over by semi-truck.

>>79262209
I'd rather have Mad Dogz than the twins

lore not whores…

>>79262209
I want both of them for max sexual harassment

>>79262056
I wish he’d do 7pm more often. I actually miss his Japan arc hours

>>79262616
Student loans are fucking mama in the ass...

>>79262616
Please don't make me watch pole dancing again.

>>79262221
They could invite literally any actual vtuber to fill that spot

>>79262731
My name is student loans btw

>>79262616
vrchat whore arc let’s fucking go

>>79262616
>rent
Our boys really are poor

>>79262921
>thinking Shinri has the space in his shoebox to add one permanently

>>79262616
that's certainly one way to get his core strength back

>>79262921
How would you explain the pole in your house away when people ask about it?

>>79262921
Why would he buy a pole? Not even people who practice multiple times a week have one.

>>79263006
Why would it use more space than a rented one?

>>79263062
hide it in your butt when people come over so they don't see it

>>79262106
maybe itll work this time

>>79263077
I have a couple of friends with poles in their own home, they still mostly practice in studios because of the social aspect+Teacher,
>>79263062
I do pole dance? It got quite popular as an exercise in my city, would be a conversation topic but nothing weird

>>79263236
You assume Shinri has the space to have a pole just sitting there. He wants to rent because he would just get it when there would be no one around.

>>79263103
making space for it for a few hours and then giving it back VS having it constantly in your room? man, I wonder what the difference is

>>79263103
retard

I don't like Elizabeth, she's getting too close to the boys and won't stop spamming them

>>79263332
>>79263436
The ones you buy can be taken down whenever you want.

>>79263533
retard

>>79262616
What's next? Prostitution?

>>79263459

>>79263556
A

>>79263556
A

>>79263006
That still means he is poor

>>79263556
A

>>79263556
A

>>79263556
P

>>79263641
they already do that

>>79263672
she's just chilling and enjoying herself

>>79263556
O

>>79264089
she's obnoxious as hell and seems like a huge attention whore

>>79264089
she is just cringe

>>79255226
>happy ruze
He's my least favorite idol and he deserves NO happiness. FUCK that guy.

>>79264154
>>79264162
Nice raid, sisters

nice cooldown posting

>>79264162
(you) are cringe

i just come back to the fandom. why hasn't altare been streaming? what happened to once streaming monster

>>79264299
sorry, i raped him too hard

>>79264299
lurk more

>>79264352
sorry guys, no stream today, butthole hort : (

>>79264299
Taking some time to prioritize stuff off stream

MILK JOSUIJI SHINRI
i miss axelotl prime and nature anon...

where are the streams

>>79264539
deadline hurt

>>79264539
they're busy erping in VC with erb

>>79263672
senpai/kouhai posting between EN members is cringe, the only time it's acceptable is to momentarily play up a rivalry/batsu

>>79264539
im gonna stream myself jacking off

>>79264234
Why would sisters raid the sister thread and shit in someone most sisters like?

>>79264668
it'd be perfectly acceptable if it was within the same branch, of course

>>79264800
kys

>>79264631
they haven't had a good video since eastern vs western philosophers, why are they leeching on the boys now?

>>79264846
nice conversation, anon

>>79264892
it was a pretty good suggestion, you should try it

>>79264853
you just answered your own question

>>79259079
Why doesn't shinri have a mattress cover ew

>sisters
nijiniggers like (You) and /mans/ are two different things, contradictory to popular belief. i've learned far more about nijisanji against my will through /vt/ as someone who sticks to hololive, holostars, small corpos and indies

>>79265102
She is poor, we already had this discussion

>>79265102
Probable stripped his bed before leaving

>>79265194
>She

>>79265408
anon did not stutter

>>79265408
yes

>>79265102
>>79265269
isn't it just a blanket

>>79265505
Ah, the slightly crispier image made it look like the texture of a mattress.

>>79264845
nah it's cringe when they do it too but none of them latch onto it that hard fortunately ERB is actually cringe for commenting on various stars posts/streams and unintentionally diverting the attention to herself because she doesn't realise how big her fanbase is

>>79265505
Oh you're right. Thank goodness

>>79265706
complain in her thread

ain't nobody care about epic rap battles
AUSLANDER RAUS

Stupid females watching the homos
Why don’t you watch actually good FEMALE streamers like Hakka, Flayon, or Octavio, you stupid homo watchers :p

>>79266032
you should start caring about epic rap battles because this anniversary we are getting FLEX 2

AUSLANDERS RAUS
/MANS/ DEN /MANS/CHEN

>>79266663
flayflay is a MAN with a PENIS!

>>79266747
God I hope they force Jurard to rape
My fingers typed that before I could stop myself but I think that would be funny too

i want to be one of the plushies shinri clings to at night while dreaming about the embrace of another person

>>79267192
Epic Rape Battle
Who vs who? Who would win?

>>79267192
>Force Jurard to rape
Nigger why did you spoil one of the major plot points in my Hakka x Jurard epic? Die

>>79267268
so you want to be bald

>>79267342
You already know the winner

>>79267066
Flayon being one of the 2 starsEN with a penis makes me laugh

Streams?

>>79268079
Who else has a penis

>>79268382
Ruze. He's too much of a dick to not have one.

>>79268382
him

>>79268382
Me

>>79268481
AIEEEEEEEEEE

>>79268481
Not anymore, that fucker is biting it off

>>79255691
holy shit i thought you guys were exaggerating, but this fuck only streamed 5 times this month

>>79268481

>>79268858
why does that exist

>>79268481
bulge LOVE

>>79269032
Sometimes you're fapping, and you're confused. Simple as

>>79268842
This is somehow somebody else’s fault to cultare

>>79269348
never seen any cultare blame it on anyone, they know the reason he hasn't been streaming as much already

>>79269141
i NEED flay feet IN my MOUTH

>>79269348
It's my fault... I didn't cherish him enough....

>>79269141
I am unworthy of his bulge.. feet LOVE

>>79269238
me when i was straight

>>79269805
So THAT'S what happened to the last straight male /mans/ user. RIP, the gay agenda got his ass (literally)

>>79269498
why? or is it menshi stuff?

>>79269937
https://youtu.be/RRGybRAz0io?t=7119

https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1806040380003213642
Baking alive to see Ruze...

>>79264162
Anon, all vtubers are cringe

>>79220443

True

>>79270067
thanks, but that could mean anything
at first i thought he meant it as in working on projects, but looking at twitter it seems more like he's touching grass, maybe both tho

>>79264162
The boys are cringe too

I got excited reading in this thread that we're getting a Grounded collab and then I learned it would be in the middle of the night for me. Fuck.

>>79269930
Not that fast nigga, I'm still the last straight male of /mans/.

>>79271159
not for long

>>79270373
>aw how bad could it b-

>>79270373
>ruze first in order
banchou…

>>79271159
you wont be straight once flayon finds you

>>79271342
Real leader of armis

>>79271159
>Was

>>79271277
>>79271397
>>79271435
rumao, I would easily punch Flayon to death and dispose of his corpse by the highway.

I love Flayon

I hate Flayon

>>79271488
>he doesn't know

I rape Flayon

>>79271431
the only thing jurard leads in is how many times hes been raped

>>79263672
She's crazy.

I pray she will see reason and nothing terrible will happen during her stream. I understand she is just probably naive and having fun. Us on 4chan can see exactly how bad the fanbase can get.

what the fuck is it about flayon that makes him seem so dominant

>>79271597
good headcanon there, keep living in your fantasy world, the real life is different tho.

>79271728
>Us on 4chin

>>79271826
I think the only thing that can stop Flayon irl is a gun

>>79272015
Nah, I'm confident I can kill him with 1 punch.

t e x t u r e

>>79272064
Open WWE2K right now and prove it

>>79272015
i feel like that little nigga would tank a bullet to throw hands

>>79272064
One punch won't be enough to overcome retard strength. Flayon being a retard is indisputable

>>79271826
are you making yourself prime rapebait on purpose? it's working
>>79271767
he posted 1 row of that BDSM test once ages ago where he was like 90+% degrader iirc also he knows his design is pure sex and uses it as a way to tease the roons

This is throwing me back to when catalogfags were talking about how they could also beat up Altare

>>79272129
No need for that, I don't need a fantasy world and make everyone talk about how strong I am despite being a brown midget because I have low self esteem like Flayon, I'm actually strong.

>>79265194
Mama…

>>79272310
>Spoiler
I have never been more afraid for Bettel's nether regions until now

>>79272493
Oh yeah, one of the most embarrassing moments from Altare's career, do you really wanna talk about it?

>

>>79272510
rapebait

>>79270589
Explicitly, he said that he was looking into music theory and decided to not stream as much because he knows he will get distracted. It seems both to me as he is working off stream and touching grass

>>79267342
The only one worth watching would be Altare vs Miyabi

>>79272623
kek

>>79272510
Flayon you don't need to put yourself down to get more compliments...

>>79272510
Loses to bettel.

>>79272532
It was in reply to bettel kek so one extra reason to be afraid it was actually 80% but my point still stands
https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1761477552890106086
>>79272510
gross why does your arm/shoulder area look like that? it looks like it's in the wrong place somehow. also do you have any actual hood fighting experience like flay does?

>>79272623
Tempus never gave me my wrestling off collab...

>>79272079
that waist is made for my hands

>>79272510
Nigga you built like chris benoit wtf

>>79272510
that waist is made for my hands

>>79273330
Those are called muscles, and yeah I grew up fighting on the streets

>>79272510
Hot

>>79272510
R

>>79272510
A

>>79272510
T

>>79272510
A

>>79274894
>>79275005
>>79275095
>>79275461
LA RATA

>>79274029
dunno what muscles are but they look weird. are you seething at flay because you relate to him yet he's (relatively speaking) successful and you're bragging to an anonymous group of femcels and brotubers on a basket-weaving forum?

>>79275585
AAAIIIEEE

>>79275653
hes just jealous of flays beautiful slim but strong build

terminate groombullet

terminate shinri's internet

terminate bettels pregnancy

My blue fuck and orange retard almost 2 years old. Time really does fly by huh.

>>79276656
who's the father?

terminate altares depression

>>79276717
me

>>79276717
me

>>79276717
me

>>79276717
Me

>>79276705
they havent even learned to walk yet...

>>79276717
me

https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1805960129562779881
Jurard why

>>79276717
Elizabeth
OH~ hohoho

Make it less obvious

>>79277036
Women have dicks? Has everyone been lying to me all this time?

>>79276717
Sorry we all had sex at the same time

Delicious popsicle mmm

>>79277186
what does it taste like

>>79277164
hakka does

is there anyone who hasnt fucked this whore yet?

>>79277309
Bonito flake

>>79277320
no

>>79262221
>singapore
Do we even know where he is right now?

>>79277309

>>79277186
NO LITTLE KOI THATS BAIT

>>79277410
He's certainly somewhere in that area. During one of Bettel's elden ring streams he said it was 3AM for him when it should've been 5AM if he were still in Japan

>>79277410
hes in singapore bouncing on my dick right now

>>79277410
An anon based it off a random story he told about his childhood, but based on all his other stories it could be anywhere in SEA

>>79277320
i mean, he's free use after all

>>79276705
Im so proud of both of them, despite everything. It has felt longer than two years desu

>>79277416
>I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish

>>79277799
Your dad's name is Singapore

>>79277725
That's very odd
I'm still wondering why hasn't just gone fucking home already

>>79278329
read his pinned tweet

>>79278479
I will beat this red dude sexually

>>79278628
that red dude is gonna beat (You) sexually

>>79278905
It all depends on which one of us gets the nut shot in first really

https://twitter.com/HyacinthAlien/status/1805995949959110720?t=EHVUUVtm5kit6PfvwW-Gnw&s=19

Cute pilot in a few hours
I CAN'T WAIT

>>79279359
i'm self inserting

I don't care for zatsudan.

>>79279359
this was happening in japan every single day

>>79279553
I don't care for (You)!

I don't care for gaming streams

>>79279445
I hope we'll be able to hear him

>>79279445
I NEED MY DOSE OF FLAYFLAY

>>79279359
this but i'm bettel

>>79277789
I've almost given up on mechabird...

I don't care for karaoke

i care

i care for (You)

I care about the chicken I'm cooking

>>79280064
I hope it's undercooked and you get salmonella

>>79276717
I dunno but I'm the baby

>>79280064
you'll die of heart attack gibby you fatass

>>79280152
*punts you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsmAcFY5AHQ

Need two stars muscle daddies to squish me between their bodies and stroke my hair and tell me everything's gonna be okay

>>79279881
A lot of us don't, but they all think they have to do it

imagine a world where flayon didnt become obsessed with the clussy

>>79280703
He would've never made the statement that made me legitimate mad

>>79277036
im getting so sick of this woman

>>79281086
this but with blue brat

>>79281472

>>79280911
what statement?

>>79255691
he means laying (You) down on the floor. he's gonna rape someone again. what an animal

>>79256328

>>79281774
He said that Bettel was similar to Kiryu NO THE FUCK HE ISN'T YOU RETARD WITH CLOWNFEVER, THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT THEY ARE COMIC RELIEF AGAINST THEIR CHOICE. FLAYON YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU FINISHED YAKUZA 0 PLEASE FINISH YAKUZA 0 YOU RED FUCK

>>79281086
>didn't make the comic
>didn't reply to the comic
Why you mad at her, though?

>>79282710
maybe because they're seeing red :^)

Graduation soon

>>79284410
Yeah, mine

LAST FOR RAPE

>>79284505
Oh sweet what major

Last for graduate bettel 2

>>79284410
whomst?

please properly debut bettel 2, Cover

last for consensual handholding, leglocking sex with flayflay

>>79284779
shinri

>>79284641
Chemical engineering