/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>79223943
Long neck Dragon!

>>79203032
Thanks for answer the poll, goons. The results show that 2/3 of you guys (and girls apparently) get aroused when Doki goes on tangents.

schedule goon clocked out earlier but left this!
so here's the schedule

Much love for Doki

https://vxtwitter.com/hitominty_/status/1805807061617557738

uuu...

>>79224422
RRAT

>>79224422
NEW DOKI RAT!

>>79224422
Cute Dokirat

>>79224481
Rest day is for us as well as her Dragoon stay strong.

I just heard about the niji concert getting cancelled after everyone attending already flew to LA. Now all the raids make sense

>>79224636
Yep...

>>79224572
i've been doing nothing but rotmaxxing for the past month...

>>79223943
Beautiful Blonde Princess!

>>79224422
ENTER RATALEN'S foe!
>>79224481
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU rest day...

>>79224636
Oh. That makes sense, yeah.

Read the OP

>>79224762
>Menacing Aura
Kono Powa!

Praise the Big Beautiful Doki Booba!

>>79224958
This will surely lead to a normal thread. Thanks!

>>79224422
Dokirat is my rrat

Shame that threads can't collectively choose to permaban certain images

I keep counting

I heard doki's a math nerd, apparently her favorite angle is 90°

I keep counting the names in the divegrass posts and can't tell if we're at 23 or 22.
you didn't see that screw up

Here's the list that I made of all the players that we have for Divegrass so far: Mintgoon, Snuffy, Gumi, DTTO, Hiiro, Commanderlen, Chibi Doki, Retro Doki, Tomato Doki, Crowki, Selenbear, DoKing, Booba Praiser looking at the Doki Booba images on three monitors, Dokitty poster, the Ratlen/Dokirat poster, "Doki should fart on my Dick" poster, Clowndoki, Blood Cult, Long Goon, Chonky Boy, regular Goon, and Egg Goon, Thomas Edison, Random Vtuber number 13, and Garfield cup! Who else/what else should be on our team?

>>79224958
>>79225087
>>79225175
Praise the bird booba!
>>79225283
INAFF

>>79225291
We're at 25, so far!

>>79225295
DoKING but he's just a jaguar with Doki's face

>>79225295
How many do we need left?

>>79225283
Doki turned three sets of 60° from her Microsoft console and walked away

>>79225366
Man just as I posted that one two the divegrass post comes lol. thank you.

>>79225236
>>79225291

>>79225386
There are 23 slots, but it helps to have a small surplus before making the poll.

>>79225283

>>79225449
I'm not the actual Divegrass Goon btw, I'm just helping him by keeping a list of all the players that have been suggested!

>>79225236
>>79225291
It is a tradition in /who/ to smugpost posts like these
As an ambassador from /who/ I am obligated to share with you my rich culture

>>79225631
It's greatly appreciated. I'm updating the rentry as we speak with our current ideas, plus anything else I've come up with.

>>79225283
heh

>>79225680
Smug Mumei! I'm gonna Moooooom!

>>79225703
Nice!

>>79225631
understood thank you!
>>79225680
It's late and my brain is fried lol

>Nijisisters raiding /HAHA/ for... some reason
Sorry you guys have to deal with that.

>>79225870
They tried it earlier this year and it didn't accomplish shit, won't do anything now

>>79225680
Based!
>>79225870
dw, I bet you got a similar situation recently

I hope she turns her eye sight on when she plays multiplayer shooters. Plus she matches with dtto's sight eyes

>>79225490
>>79225680
Please no bully...

>>79226185
Yeah, me.

>>79225956
Crowki best Doki

What is this expression meant to convey

>>79225956
Crowki best Doki

>>79226368
Apex patch notes.

>>79226368
That’s her face after I whip out my 5 inch cock, and a split second before she laughs and says “I’m not laughing because it’s small, like it’s ok, I just thought you’d have more. Is that fucked up to say?” followed by more laughter.

>>79226506
i-is 5 inches small

>>79226368
It means that she wants something to slurp on, in her mouth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9fxRuCIJyk

>>79223943
Doki cute

>>79226656
based herb

>>79225680
SMUG MUMEI!!! I'M GONNA MOOOOOOM!!!

I hope the new model eventually gets a reference to this outfit. Not even for the boobs, I just want to ogle at her bare thighs.

>>79226722
holy moly

https://files.catbox.moe/nqy1hx.png
For the dragoon asking for the naizuri, here's the catbox
I couldn't upload it until now

>>79226751
I love that outfit so much! It's my favourite Selen outfit!

>>79226774
cute
>>79226791
sexo

>>79226774
Does Doki have squishable cheeks?

>>79226774
Damn...

>>79226751
Fuck yes need more thigh art
>>79226774
She's ticklish there!

visitor here, I heard /haha/ is under heavy siege by the NDF right now, just wondering how you guys holding up?

>>79226722
That's Doki's penis BTW.

>>79226791
This one is alright, but I think you should draw a version with Big Beautiful Milkers! I think it'd be more accurate to what she actually has underneath her shirt!

>>79226656
KEK
Mint should get her OLD MAMA

>still trying to derail the bread

Next outfit is a dress composed entirely of bandoliers

>>79226656
https://youtu.be/G1s3T8UxIxs?t=495

>>79226791
Blessed.

https://x.com/dei_vinci/status/1805843133349118006
This is my headcanon on how doki catches mint

Hmm

https://x.com/Cgator4/status/1805801006116356569/

Dragoon, this is for you <3

>>79227499
Hot

>>79227499
DO IT DOKI

>>79227499
Thanks for the doki! I dunno what the things she's holding are for but we won't need them

>>79227499
Yes pls

>>79227354
Mmmm....

>>79225295
Dad

>>79227343
>>79227354
I love these two cute goobers.

Are Doki's eyes blue or green

>>79227688
...how did it take so long for someone to think of this?

>>79227778
It's been mentioned before. We could also just put the little fella on yeehaw Doki's head.

>>79227774
Bluish-green.

>>79227774
Blue

>>79227162
If anything it's going to be Ayamy

>>79227879
But... Pomint...

That wasn't me, btw. They're still trying to post like me to turn you all against me. It's the same thing they tried doing before.

i miss my wife

Harpy doki

>>79228152
seeeeeeex

https://x.com/0rcazone/status/1805834991756263860

>>79226751
Doki's next outfit will be the sex commander but this time with a Civil War officer theme.

>>79228152
HARPY SEXO

>>79228241
>Inviting /pol/
Please, no.

>>79227774
I'm red-green color blind and they look green to me. That means that there shouldn't be blue pigment in them, or i'd be seeing them as blue.

>>79227774
I'd say they lean green.

I feel like Doki enjoyed roleplaying with chat a lot. She needs to find a game that encourages this in some in-game form.

>>79227241

>>79228767
kek

>>79227774
Ran her eyes through multiple color checkers and all of them said green or pale green.

>>79226791
holy fucking sex

>>79228239
god, orca's art ranges from wholesome to just adorable to hot as fuck. Definitely one of my favorite doki artists right now

>>79223943
I wasn't a fan of the new Skin Suit when I first saw images of it... But after seeing it live on the reveal stream... fuck does it look good.

>>79228241
So Tomoe Umari?

>>79228767
Mint come on... You didn't have to do her like that...
The laugh continues for like another minute after that too

>>79229067
It's himejoshi gold. Thanks from the dykes Orca.

>>79227774
Depends on what monitor I have her on

>>79228767
She's right, this is the doki board

>>79224422
c-cheesed to meet you.....

>>79228553
Eh, not necessarily.

>>79229108
Huh, yeah that is pretty similar to what I had in mind.

>>79228767
Doki's definitely going to hear that one

>>79229097
Glad you grew to like it

>>79228767
>>79228864
>>79229141
>>79229433
>>79230307
Can you really blame her? Who wouldn't appreciate a nicely crafted plank?

"You're pretty good"

https://x.com/BerryJey1/status/1805812270888530000

>>79230771
lol

>>79230851
Based.

I honestly think the tomato is my favorite version of Dokibird. It's silly and cute.

>>79231046

>>79230771
*Ba Dum Tsss*

>>79224636
Let the final nail in the coffin be them being bought by Cover and announced by the heavies of Cover such as FBK/Peko/Mori/Roberu

>>79230771
I'M ANGY NOW

>>79226609
Good lawd I need that rn

>>79226609
Owwww, not the horny again

>>79231347
Whoah there anon, don't be so offended. How about we relax and play a simple round of monopoly, I believe it's one of doki's favorite BOARD games

What kind of socks does cowboy Doki have

>>79228152
sniff the cloaca

Divegrass anchor post. It's dead hours after all.
https://rentry.org/HAHA-divegrass
I've updated the rentry document with some of our initial player ideas. Suggestions are still welcome, both for anyone/anything already listed or for outright new players.
At some point, probably after the VGTC deadline, I'll make a poll to trim what we have down to the 23 players we need, after which we can start discussing anything else that we might need. Player names can also wait until then, unless you can think of anything particularly good already.

Off-topic but I'm having a lot of fun with normies and a lot of /v/fags crying about how hard Elden Ring DLC is rumao

>>79231743
sorry, anon. All your jokes are falling flat today.

>>79231824
Take a shot for every ten negative reviews that boils down to "skill issue lmao"

>>79231819
Why no mumei?

>>79231743
>>79231874

>>79231743
>>79231874

>>79226751
Yes tomboy+bare thighs = best

>>79231874
>>79231996
>>79232020
Jeez, tough crowd tonight. With this much negativity, I guess I'll just have to take a step back and wait for the next bake. I'm thinking we should do pancakes this time

>>79226791
Blessed blessed blessed

>>79231943
fun fact, people broke down elden ring dlc reviews by language
english reviewers were giving very positive reviews
the overwhelmingly negative scores are literally all from chinese speakers

>>79231958
NTA but she wants shit to be kept separate. If she approaches as Mumei, then mumei can be used. But right now there's no direct public interactions between Mumei and Dokibird.

I think Inaposter is getting annoying

>>79226774
squish that bird!

>>79232361
So you're saying it'd be better to not include her at all?

>>79232361
Tldr, only sachi is good for now.(?)

>>79231824
Doki will suffer if she reach the DLC in the future... and Ame will job HARD

>>79232443
>>79232484
This was discussed already. It was decided to just leave her out because not everyone on the holo side would appreciate it. All of the relevant generals were approached to see if they were cool with having their person be a part of it

>>79232395
It's all harmless fun.
I think he's on the level.

>>79232395
yeah, all his jokes are flying above our heads

like a sheet of plywood gently gliding in the winds over Paris

>>79230851
Need Doki to play buckshot roulette since she got a gun now

>>79232443
If you want to include her, do it as Shachi the indie orca vtuber, not as Mumei of Hololive.

>>79232633
A hooman said the last time this was talked about that /who/ would not be particularly happy about it

>>79231819
I was thinking about adding Beelzebub from Sand Land since at this point it became a meme about Doki being trapped on that game forever
Raptorlen for nostalgia reasons

Just don't do it this time around to be safe

>>79232667
Kay, then don't include her. I don't really care either way and there's plenty of people who'd fit anyways.

>>79232633
I'm thinking of just putting Shachigoon somewhere in the stadium once we have one.

>>79232711
Fuck, how did I forget about having a Sand Land reference? I was even going to put one on the car.

>>79232599
Are you from Russia?

>>79232559
what about rpr or u-san? I would have suggested the other 2 holobros for team snake bite, but idk, maybe that's too much

>>79232711
>>79232746
Honestly either Beelzebub or Rao because aquwuanium

>>79232294
lel

>>79232741
Lemme guess, because Doki associates with le males

>>79232754
yep. since you recognize this idiom, what about you?

>>79232799
>Rao
ACTUALLY TRUE

>>79232834
Are you talking about why /who/ wouldn't like it? Partly, yes. Holo threads are filled with tribalists and unicorns. Also, you'd get swatted out of existence for saying doki's name or even hinting about her over there within seconds. It's a much different culture, like it or not
>t. am hooman who comes here for doki appreciation

>>79232845
I just tried to google the phrase and the results were mostly .ru
I'm from Poland, I know a bit of Russian because I was learning it once for fun

>>79232834
I don't know nor care, and at the same time I don't give enough of a shit to even entertain any fights over something like that. I'm 98% sure it's just nyfcosisters falseflagging like they do every time doki and mumei is brought up, but I'd rather avoid easy shitflinging and keep gooning instead.

If she's really from HK, why did she move to the West?

>>79233152
I dunno anon, I wonder why baby doki made that decision

>>79233152
I guess you could call it a "Journey to the West" :D

>>79233152
Her parents took the right desision before shit hit the fan over there... Canada is still shit but still better than nu-HK

>>79233152
Because she was a child with no agency on where she could live. She moved west pretty early on.

SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP

>>79233690
DUMB BIRD

>>79233690
doki dumb...

>>79233210
>>79233364
>>79233488
Ah, I wish my parents moved me away from my shithole too

>https://x.com/shiinorri/status/1805610043158462800

>>79231824
>>79231943
Tbf that Hippo is absolutely fucking ridiculous...
But also fr this shit happens every time a new Souls Game comes out, where so many people complain about it being "Too Hard" and so on. And this DLC is no exception, it's just that there's FAR more normies in the fanbase than before because of how popular/successful Elden Ring's been...
>>79232537
>Spoiler
True...

twitter schizo here. i think i know what the birthday surprise is doki and ame are going to do a karaoke together. also she followed shxtou a while back. think about it, who else is at the hyte booth that we know about?

>>79235371
that's my rrat too. She's the only one with both a history with her AND has another case at HYTE. She's the only special guest I can think of that would fit.

>>79233152
She was born in Canada, and moved around the world a lot as a kid. That's why her accent and pronunciation of various words are all over the place.

Morning goons. This is Day 3 of still gushing over Doki's new model. You could see every mouth and head movement when she was doing her "stay hydrated" statement.
The brainrot has gotten so bad i had a dream this morning she friended me and we started hanging out on discord...send help.

>>79236001
Cillia and Kamame did an amazing job. I'm also still gushing over the new model too.
meds goon meds

>>79236001
You're in good company.
Doki's new outfit is doing insane things to everyone, men and women alike.

>>79236368
Holy based

>>79236368
If i'm this down bad when i didn't care before: i can't imagine what Ollie did when she saw the debut LMAO

>>79237025
She probably dehydrated

>>79236368
do you think I could have freaky menherasex with her if I cosplay futa doki?

>>79237270
Good luck. Also probably.
https://x.com/0rcazone/status/1805423012122087589/photo/1

>>79236368
Orca-sama, I kneel...

>>79237270
I've heard her twitter spaces and voice notes: Orca will unironically ruin your life goon. She will leave you battered and bruised and needing a therapist afterwards (but i guess some people enjoy that so more power to you?)

>>79237592
d-do you have an example?

https://x.com/gads_koookwee/status/1805741598103552510

It's done!
https://x.com/a_ya811/status/1805536868832100588

>>79227165
>still trying to derail the bread
Just have Doki drive the train

>>79236368
what's the song called?

>>79238498
【Dokibird - Skinsuit Battle BGM】Bounty Hunter
https://x.com/a_ya811/status/1805073776297787852
We're getting another one soon for the dragoons since it hit 20k likes!

>>79237964
Cute
>>79238221
Cool

https://youtu.be/_nqwIIrac0E?si=m9hCfMJ765OPfmPE
I don't think this was post, but we are getting those Director's cut spoilers here XD.

>>79238687
Lmao should have waited a few days kaitsu. Probably doesn't know how to private/unprivate a video

>https://x.com/selimutperca/status/1805240718346346752

>>79237270
Only if you can imitate her voice and smug aura

>>79238920
To be fair, ffsade already posted a twitch video detailing one of the scenes the did on Monday https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2180223296?t=0h33m42s
(She cooked on the backgrounds, holy shit)

So, guys, let's take bets: how long will it take for her to update her channel and twitter to the new brand?

>>79240563
About twice as long as it took her to set up her new PC.

>>79240563
Within two weeks

>>79240868

let's be real fellow dragoons she should have never set up her pc if her old one didn't die on her ... le sighs

>>79236368
KEK

>>79232430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jKZ9KGtee0

>>79225295
The fact that my own posts are now to be immortalised in Footy...

>>79240563
I say two weeks, she really felt like “I need to recharge batteries for the expos” in the last stream, and twitch has never been a priority for her.
In case you missed it, she’s looking for a manager that can be trusted to do this stuff, that’s why it’s taking so long.

>>79225295
Wait, Chibi Doki or Chibidoki? That’s never gonna be easy to differentiate I swear…

>>79243853
Would surely be the Chibi Doki VRchat model I'd assume, but yes the only real difference in names seems to be it being two words instead of one...

>>79243853
Still waiting for a proper collab.

>>79243853
It's the Chibi VR Chat form of Doki, not Chibidoki.

>>79244042

but they sorta had one with overwatch ...

>>79244042
Waiting for a reading collab. They could call it doki doki literature club

>>79244802
They could read Sonic fan fics to us.
Or Chuck Tingle porn books

>>79244975
>Doki and Chibidoki bonding over Videogame furry fanfics.

>>79225295
did we veto the playbutton

>>79236368
https://x.com/rodetovenaar/status/1805767835974877200?s=46
To be honest, Orca is so thirsty because she’s getting fed by both.

Palworld VOD finished now bros! God it's so cute seeing her able to move around so much, opening up how bubbly and bouncy she truly is...
Oh yeah, and that ending was a hilarious bit of karma KEK

>>79245798
Glad you enjoyed the vod goon

>>79245798
Feelsbad she didn’t get to explore more of the DLC because she needed a new world but it was still kino, especially Doki Inc.

>>79246494
I am still waiting for my brother to tell me how is his new position. Must be very busy because he hasn't said anything since he got promoted

>>79232965
Da comrade, exactly.
Just as I feared.

>>79233072
>gooning to Mumei
I have one porn of her saved in my r34 account. It's her in emo being facefucked and pulled by the twintails

>>79245798
>spoiler
That was the most Doki way to end a stream lmao

>>79244975
>>79245087
I guess that’s a Chibidoki thing or as a newgoon I need qrd?

>>79248548
Chibidoki is really down bad for Bowser.

>>79248710
Jesas...

Doki should rest!
But
I need more Doki...

>>79249141
First time?, UUUUUUUUUUJJUUUUUUUU

>>79231819
What about the "Doki I know you're here please marry me" poster? You can even have the 2nd part of the post be different depending on the opposing team as an example:
>"DOKI I KNOW YOU'RE HERE PLEASE MARRY ME I'M VERY GOOD AT MINECRAFT" when facing yubicraft

>>79238221
>almost 24k
BLESSED

>>79227774
Ao

>>79231046
For me, it's Crowki.

>>79250942
Crowki is the suit nobody expected and yet it’s the most blessed.

>>79249941
Isn’t he already in?

https://x.com/spookletteart/status/1805864064503136696/

had a dream about doki in a sundress
then I woke up

Oh hey diamonds.

>>79253641
No...

Do we believe her?
https://x.com/0rcazone/status/1805928067619312048

>>79254499
>Check her other tweets today to see if she calmed down yet
>Pic related
No, i don't believe her for a second.

>>79250942
she should do a full stream as crowki

>>79254499
>>79254770
Orca will never take her meds, I'm proud!

>>79254770
Lmao

>>79254770
I feel her honestly

>>79253641
Oof

>>79249941
Give me an idea for how you'd represent him as a player and I'll put it on the document. It wouldn't surprise me if the name was too long though.

>>79254835
Raptorlen did a stream about dinosaurs, so Crowki should stream a game about birds!

>>79256209
Playing Wingspan with Crowki...

I like Doki with or without huge bandokas, simple as!

https://x.com/Kalm_ol/status/1805962755469607230

>>79257003
Based opinion.

>>79249941
>You can even have the 2nd part of the post be different depending on the opposing team
lmao. 1. because it's funny 2. because lmao, a new export for every matchup. never going to happen...

Bit of OT, but since today is rest day, I watched a bit of Dr.Nova, one of Doki's sisters, and I found her genuinely quite funny. I woudn't dislike a sisters collab in the future at all.

>>79257003
Blessed!
>Perry
Wtf is he doing there? lmao
>>79257203
I would love to have SEX SISTERS on the screen!

>>79257203
Collab with Doki, Stinky NOVA and red Selen...

>>79257171
>a new export for every matchup. never going to happen.
It's possible, but only by using opposing team assets

>>79224332
Speen!

>>79257728
huh, I learned something new today thanks

>>79259408
You have to justify the gimmick tho, and even then it's skin only, not stats

>>79257171
I mean you'd only be changing the name. Unless you have someone like that guy on /vr/ that does the Kirby models.
>>79256180
Idk. I'm sure someone could come up with something though.

>https://x.com/honeybvg/status/1805368017670578536

>>79254835
>>79256209
>>79256259
It was pretty obvious that she didn't expect Crowki to be such a huge hit, and I'm sure she wants to focus on enjoying the newest skinsuit as well as the actual Dokibird VRChat model. Always feels a little weird when a little throwaway side project gets as much applause as a more central one.
I hope she is able to fully embrace her inner Crow and give us a full stream, but I understand why it might not be soon.

>>79260466
>Always feels a little weird when a little throwaway side project gets as much applause as a more central one
that's part of what makes crowki so great, though. some things just can't be planned for, you just gotta roll with it

>>79260046
handsome girl

>>79261620
Very cute expression I love it

>>79260466
Welcome to streaming, sometimes you don’t realize it and strike gold.

Guys, it seems like doki has been a corpo vtuber for a while now

>>79263498
Wait wtf? Is this real?

>>79263498
If real i hope it doesn't include any personal info.

>>79263498
Interesting but not surprising if true.
Most content creators use LLCs (or whatever the equivalent is in Canada) to receive their income otherwise they get taxed to the roof. It was probably DokiMama's advice and then it became more formalized when she started hiring people later on

>>79263590
https://orgbook.gov.bc.ca/entity/BC1411744 it is

>>79263590
Seems so

>>79263686
It doesn't. Thankfully

>>79263498
THE DOKICORP IS REEEAL
She said she was working in it in a recent member stream (no more details), but I didn't think that it was a done deal already.

>>79263686
Give her a little credit, she isn't actually as dumb as we meme most of the time

>>79263498
You beat me to it, anyway she is truly our CEO, that being said i demand OL Doki lewd image in her new model!!!

Would (you) join Dokibird Company Inc.©?

>>79264060
>CEO Doki demands you to come to her office after work hours

>>79260046
>>79261620
My beloved...

>>79263498
The interesting bit here is that it was applied for back in April 2023...

We're going to be spammed with tourists asking if she's making a vtuber corp now aren't we?

>>79264095
But I'm talentless...

>>79264438
You could always be a janitor, anon

>>79260046
>>79261620
>>79264293
She's perfect...

>>79263498
>DOKICORP ISREAL

>>79264406
This is why we put shit in spoiler tags. But anyways, like i previously said it's not a big deal and standard for most content creators past a certain amount of income.
I know something that would be more interesting to search for but i won't mention it for now

>>79263498

>>79264095
Insider goon here. Don't work for this company. We don't have any breaks and are paid peanuts for 24/7 work day- the CEO just told me to see her in the office. I'll tell you more when I come back

https://x.com/JYYYYY050/status/1806010314636644475

>>79264906
>I'll tell you more when I come back
DRAGOON NO

>>79265021
Cute

>>79264847
>Spoiler
How about never mentioning it

>>79265374
kek

>>79264906
This is definitely what's happening to this goon right now. Ignore the loud bang you just heard, that's just construction outside...

Holy shit goons, my boss just got promoted, and I get his previous job now!

>>79264906
>>79266619
It's over...

>>79264906
>CEO just told me to see her in the office.
That doesn't sound bad. She's pretty and she's smiling in all the pictures I can find.
I want attention from pretty women... I think I'll apply for an internship.

>>79264906
Why would you join a black company willingly? Are you stupid?

>>79267627
The CEO was quite charismatic...

>>79264906
Do they have remote jobs available?

Ah bump limit....

>>79268384
NAUR

>>79268118
I once was scammed by a charismatic dude. I’m not even mad at him, it just doesn’t make sense.
And this is why I strongly believe that high charisma is a cheat code irl

>>79268628
It actually is

>>79268384
No...

>>79268628
You can be the most horrible person in the world but if you have charisma people will just let you be
They'll get to them eventually if they start abusing way too much their charisma tho
But yes, having charisma is basically IRL cheats, you don't even need too much for it to be extremely useful

Who's got next bake btw?

>>79269481
I will get it!

>>79270365
>>79270365
>>79270365
Fresh bread is up lads!