/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>79193007
SNIFFFFF

GOOB SOON

goomba soonba

Wife soon!

My wife soon!

My Gurandma soon!

Cute shark soon!

Gura's tummy says she's nervous about getting her butt kicked all stream.

>>79194597
but does she get nervous about her butt getting spanked and poked by me?

Bye bye thread I want to pay full attention to Gura see you.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>79194668
goombye

>>79194639
Yes, because you're not me, her husband, I should be the only one spanking her butt.

Gura hot Gura hot!

Gura is busy pooping, she will start the stream approximately 3 minutes late.

GOOB SOON

her butthole is clenched so tight right now

>>79195357
Making me think back to my days babysitting but just like that she will relax eventually and we will all have a great time

>>79194900
>ISREAL

goom time

>>79194900
Gura?...

>>79194900
what the fuck

Stream starting, chumbies!

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>>79194900
hope you had a good shit gura

that lil goofball chotto matte song is gone forever isnt it

Hopefully Gura got some tips on builds so she doesnt rely on chat as much as Fauna did

>>79194900
3 minute mention...

when wlil she clean her desk

>>79194900
They was right. Is real.

I KNEW IT

She was late even though she was watching 5 minutes early. Time got out of her hand. Gura watched Fauna.

Ame forgotten, Fauna is her new best friend

>>79195999
You can have multiple friends ya know especially when you are popular like Gura

>Needing perms to play a game everybody and their mother can stream whenever they want
What the fuck is japan

>>79195999
Ame is her actual girlfriend, Fauna is her mommy

Gandalf, the wizard from Zelda

Gandalf is Zelda?

>>79195919
this is known that gura loves lurking in fauna's streams and vice versa
works great for me as they are two of my favorites

she will get indiana jones'd a second time having completely forgotten about it

She played it because Fauna played and they still have perms. She's just gonna do what Fauna did and start a new game. Getting Gandalf confused with Zelda again.

She isn't going to remember a thing about playing this before

>>79196152
>>79196150
>muffled Kiara crying in the background

Oingo Boingo?

Mike

Is she gonna make a new character every time she plays Dark Souls? She's not gonna make any progress at this rate.

she sounds absolutely fried today so I guess we're gonna get to watch her get bullied

My fake LotR fan wife...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>>79196311
The last time it was just a one time race with fauna, they werent planning on finishing the game

>>79196109
Japan has lots of problems but this isn’t one of them. Companies need permission from other companies.

30 min char creation lets gooooo

Can you get an afro in this game? Every game should have giant afros as an option

I'm a chambababbooey

another chumbababooey sound post

another chumbababooies for the pile

CHUMBABABOOEYS MENTION I LOVE MOMMY!!!

OINGO BOINGO MENTION

>balding
>deep voice
my fellow bros, I am SO in

I have a headache from the heat...

>>79196402
Lotr dwarves

Are you a chumbabooey?

Chumbabooey compilation when?

>>79196440
I dont think streamer companies like OTK or Offline TV need permissions for their streamers to stream their games. And even if they do, japanese companies seem to have an insane level of bureaucacy to get perms.

>>79196486
Anti

I guarantee I’m the reason super chats are turned off. She didn’t wanna take a chance of me leaking stuff highlighted. Not gonna stop it from happening. You have had and still have plenty of opportunities to work with me. I’m sure he will be reading this.

>>79192982
How many white hair chubba in holo? (Graduated also count)
A. 3
B. 4
C. 4.5
D. 5.5

She really should have just kept playing the previous save

>>79196109
>>79196440
>>79196676
how new are you guys, be honest

>>79196654
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!! SHE'S THE CUTEST!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!

>>79196654
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I'm happy to see my mommy again!

>>79196723
schizo

>>79196676
japan has zero fair use laws, even showing a logo of a product without permissions can get you sued.

Gura trying to counter someone saying she's a fake Hobbit fan by naming all the dwarves. Gura doesn't know it either. Gura wants to be top heavy.

Yes Gura I will finger your butthole!

Gura wants me to finger her butthole

>>79196765
Pointing out how retarded Japan is makes you new?

>>79196821
Really she’s starting with an ass jokes now and dick jokes. She is going out our way to announce it on stream. She thinks that she’s untouchable. she keeps giving me more proof to use in court against her.

>>79196499
>>79196402

>>79196784
>>79196805
Antis

Gura said the audio mixing is dookey. Gura... the perms. "I'll show you something to get upset about." What could she mean by this?

>>79196707
>>79196950
Anti

>>79196835
One would think getting perms should be easy for big streamers in giant ass companies and not the pain in the ass every holomember says it is.

>>79196938
You’re sounding like the schizo now. Oingo boingo are dwarves

BALD

It's so over for gura. I'm finally gonna leak it all sorry chumfucks. Its happening now so listen up I'm telling you know what she has been keeping secret this while time you all can sit in your ignorance all you want but it's so over for you. Gura killed bloop and fucked his corpse. Sorry chum, but that's the truth and you need to know it.

>>79197078
No, Oin and Gloin are dwarves.

>clean shaven
Damn, I'm gonna have to shave my pubes for her aren't I

>>79197078
It can be both. Gura loves Dwarves and little girls

Cute giggle

>>79196931
You look cute, mind if I fuck your butt again later?

>Gura thinks a receding hairline is cute
I'm so in, bros

Gura chooses receding hairline because it's the shape of a heart. Vegeta bros are in...

isnt that just vergil

>your face is the center of the heart
How drunk is she?

Oh yeah she likes em hairy.

lmao her reaction

>>79192982
yeh galo sengan

>Calling the masc-fem slider hormones
Gura trans ally confirmed

>>79197279
Been sober for over 9000 years>>79197309

>>79197078
do you not find humor in pretending Goombert is Luthor?
I'm just playing into "she knows" cause it's funny

Sharks are reptiles

How did she know we had a beauty mark on our left shoulder of our chiseled David Hasselhoff body?

>>79197158
Oin and bombur, but my point is she was trying to name dwarves. She even used some of snow whites

>>7919722
Unlike others I will leak you can try countering by leaking stuff yourself but we know you’re not gonna do that. You’re not even gonna tell your side of the story you’re gonna sit here bitching complaining cussing whatever it is making you look just as guilty as the first time. or you guys will spam a bunch of pictures or make offended comments and go along removing comments as you see fit. You can not stop what I upload on mega and other pages. What I will post and hide in zip and rar files mixed in with some of our karaoke strains. I will make sure every bit of this information is splattered all over the place to the point it can’t be removed.

Gura is my blue eyed white dragon

I feel like mumers would be the one who was into yugioh

Madolche is peak Yugioh and the game wasent good in the era after they came out

>>79197639
Then do it, faggot.

gura is making a neanderthal

Monarchs are best yu gi oh deck and pendulum summoning ruined the game

Your girl yap too much reeeeeee

Gura will be our Blue-eyed White Shark. Can't see enemies because she can't even see over her own nose. Guy looking like crow man with that nose.

>>79197639
Vshojo fag?

>cutenes
>sexyness
>goofyness
>singing skill
>yabainess
i reject all these things the peasants usually push as Gura's top characteristics. I love her for her WIT. She's actually funny, which is so rare in women its more like a genetic mutation.

This is boring already.

>>79197779
Then they nerfed pendulum only for the new shit to be more broken than pendulum ever was

>>79197713
yugioh has always been fucking retarded because it doesn't have a mana system and doesn't have a season system so its just full of retarded power creep. all the yugioh joy is based on the nostalgia for the anime and playing casual with friends with complete trash in 2003

>>79197791
zoomerbro...

Gura's unwashed lemon flavor tail

This is everything I expected.

>>79197874
>retarded power creep
That describes mtg these days

Modern Yu gi oh is basically two games of solitaire being played simultaneously until one player just randomly wins.

>>79197765
You fucked the ass faggot. Taking a dick unwanted does not make you gay but the guy doing the fucking. It will be leaked stop threatening I will do it in my time when I have all the files ready to go it has to be done right to have the maximum effect. She is done so are you. You know the level of stuff I have.

i love character creation with gura

>>79197874
I played from the days of vanilla beatdown until the Pendulum era and XYZ was peak Yugioh. They finally balanced interesting card design with option s and balance then threw it all out of the fucking window for insane power creep to force people to buy ther next set to remain competitive

>chat metafagging

GURA WANTS TO BE CORRECTED

>>79197874
Incorrect fusion, synchro, and xyz were good but far from broken.

>>79198035
Gotta get the best start for goombus

I feel like Im off my chat game lately...

>>79198004
Only gays are weak enough to get their asses fucked, you must have wanted it if you let it happen.

>>79197779
Dragon maids make my dick hard so they were the best for me
Demon queen and the twin demon cunny too

>>79197957
probably, I haven't played mtg in a while but at least they rotate seasons to get the retarded shit out in theory
>>79197975
this

So, how long until chat ruins the stream by backsteating so much they stress her out?

John Darksouls

There she goes saying my real name\ a bunch again, she really loves me most!

Vegeta character creator got lemon lips from tasting Gura's tail? Gura would rather be mind controller over pyromancer so enemies would kill themselves. Decided on FishLord name since Johnny Dark Souls couldn't fit.

>>79198246
ok Fish Lord...

>>79198054
Middle of XYZ man when you could pklay E-Heros Synchros XYZ or any combo of those play 10 completely different kinds of decks at any time and games would actually have surpising counters instead of ending on turn 1 because you didnt have Ash Blossum

>>79198004
Another schizo and other "muh give me time to leak."

>>79198054
The problems with Yu gi oh are its base mechanics, the fact that monsters can attack the moment they are summoned and lower attack monsters being useless against higher attack ones unless they have good effects completely disencourages interaction and pushes every deck to be some form of combo.

fishlord finna dab on the hollows

PEE MENTION

PISS MENTION

the last YuGiOh I liked was GX

>>79198196
>rotate seasons to get the retarded shit out
They do rotate out retarded shit, to make room for new retarded shit.

Gura is holding her piss again.

GURA NEEDS TO PISS

Heh, what if instead of Gawr Gura she was called Gawr GOONra. And instead of steaming all day she GOON'd all day?

DS1 still manages to have the best lore out of every fromsoft game

>>79198471
Thats just Bao

cute yawn

>>79198363
It does not because you just ignored spells and traps which you could focus around cards without effects or weak monsters. Decks with almost no monsters used to be a thing to

>>79198190
it was manipulation. I still got things out of it from her not exactly what was promised, but it does not equal to the level of the shit that I had to go through. You know there’s something wrong with her what she did and how she went about it even you should be able to clearly say that I can only assume you’re with her because of the money? I’m not the only person she has done similar things to you’re not with her 24 seven and I can promise you you don’t know where she’s been. no I was a victim and what happened should not have happened. You’re a victim and don’t even know yourself. I was trying to work this out, but she has a way of manipulating people and you’re no exception. if you even so much is considered what happened to me being fucked up then you should know it as no scale of something she has done. The one person she thought that would not talk that knew i’m referring to and if you mention it to her, she’s going to know what I mean told me about it and provided some proof, but there is no way that I can leak what I have on that part without me actually going to jail for it so I may actually have to use a VPN or something along the lines of that but trust me when I say that that sick bitch is done for.

Gura sad she can't rizz the lady now that she's been seen all dead and gross looking.

carriers of the sharksign

>>79198190
can you stop toying with the mentally ill? its not nice

>>79198617
Yeah, that is another design weakness. Only one normal summon per turn but unlimited spells means that overpowered summoning methods have to be introduced to combat the absolute OPness of spell cards.

>>79198492
On account of it’s story being more obvious because Sekiro, Bloodborne and Elden Ring all beat it.

Gura screaming "Feminine hands." gura thinks her character looks like they came back from pre-school.

>>79198492
Mostly agree, but I do like the lore surrounding Godwyn the Golden in Elden Ring.

My preschool wife... T o T

>>79198360
I’m not gonna keep repeating myself. It has to be done . it cannot be dropped scattered everywhere it has to be effective to be effective.

my wife

Why must we go through the early part of the game again when Gura isn't even gotta do a part 2? At least we coulda gotten some Capra demon or something if she continued.

>>79198868
To make all people who are here only because of the game itself rightfully suffer.

Post the weegi mansion soundpost.

In 4 years she had like several mentions of bathroom breaks. In the past six months, she has greatly increased these mentions, what happened?

>>79198770
You’ve never played yugioh

>>79198433
where as yugioh doesn't rotate so they need to power creep to get people to buy new cards so now yugioh is just 2 dudes playing solitary with blue counter spell handtraps

>>79199026
Old age makes you need to pee more often.

>>79199026
she's pissmaxxing

Gura pissed herself...

>>79199026
she caters to my pee fetish and wants me to know every time she goes

Gura forgot her own character name. Gura misses bottom half of big butt boss.

>>79198999

>I don't have to go anymore
?????????

>>79199026
Colitis or Crohn's disease.

>I don't need to go any more
UHH BROS?

>>79199026
she stopped wearing diapers

Gura pissed in her diaper I will change her!

she peed in my mouth.

Can you take your homoerotic fanfic somewhere else? We're watching Gura.

She already streamed into my mouth, I'm straped under her. Your welcome guys.

Your oshi worships my oshi

CUTE SQUEAK

Shiji!
Crank Dat soulja boy

I am shocked she remembered that

>>79199401
Was that an EVA meme I missed?

>>79198830
That's not how it works, nobody who actually has shit ever waits. So go larp elsewhere.

Gura. You and your dad stole my pringles. You know what you did. I will leak the proof. I am pringleless because of you. You mocked me on stream when you brought up the pringles factory. You knew what you were doing. Your dad slapped my ass and I dropped my pringles and you took them and ate them in front of me. They're after me because I know the truth, but you're going to regret stealing my pringles.
And now you mock me by making me in the dark souls character creator.
The world will know what you did to my pringles.

guarantee she has never seen evangelion
neither have I, I just know the song is based and boomers used to meme it a ton in 2002 on newgrounds

>>79199361
It goes both ways

how big is guras buffet plate

>>79199474
Soulja boy came out in 2007, zoombud...

Even though she knew to go through door in previous playthrough to get past boss, Gura forgot that the shield was ahead of her to equip. Hitting the wall a lot with the sword already. That arrow went straight into her mouth or chin.

Is she going to have enough stats to use weapons? I don't think she's going to like the magic system.

>>79199457
That’s proof she seen it. She’s making jokes about me masturbating now I can’t make this up. She really thinks nothing is going to come of this any further. Crank that soja boy. Fuck you both. And as I type she keeps doing it.

Gura would like to know how to use her wizard balls

>>79199465
I can't fucking believe it, he was telling the truth. It's so over.

>>79199539
there were evangelion and FF7 memes on the early internet because eva is a 90s anime

>>79196166
kek

>>79199028
You are retarded

imagine if the game clicks for her and she starts to love fromsoft games
the amount of souls kino we could feast on from our little shark...

Gura doesn't know how to handle wizard balls without instruction. She fell for the boulder again.

>>79196166
I kneel

lost arked Twice

BEHOLD
The new lord of cinder

>>79199457
I do have it has to be done correctly. If I do it now it’s not gonna have the effect that it needs to. But I’m going to be talking to a lawyer tomorrow besides her birthday stream we have this stream where she keeps referring to it. She keeps taking her own deeper. She’s not as smart as she thinks she is.

>>79199760
Ah... my reading comprehension...

>>79199823
uoh

>>79199519

>>79199026
She used to hold it in and just end stream when it got too bad. But now she's more open to admitting it, but still holds it in anyway.

>>79199026
She's been scratching her asshole lately so she's just been letting it out at all times

someone draw pyromancer gumba
its meta because she is a water creature

Knight just disappeas to stalk Gura? Makes sense. She finally equipped pyromancer hand.

She’s on streamed to me. She seen me and Chad asking her to stop and now she’s doing it even more. She hasn’t even banned me because she wants to see what I’m saying. Something should be kept between others. I don’t know how they can see me in my room, but believe me that I’m having somebody thoroughly check and if anyone is connected to anything over the Internet, even if it was for a short time, they will be able to see the IP in the location of it. I’m getting something done about this. I was a good sport about it for a while. I went out of my way to try to be accepted by both of you. You know the end I would have done absolutely anything and clearly well you know. It’s not normal behavior and you know it.

>>79199028
He might have just sucked at it

>>79200199
> she is on stream taunting me. She has seen me asking her to stop

Won't magic make the whole game too easy? It's super busted in this game.

GO GURA GO

She actually beat boss in first try.

SHE FUCKING DID IT FIRST TRY

>>79200373
hopefully

>>79200373
How does it work? Does she need ammo?

MY PRINGLES GURA, GIVE THEM BACK!!!

>>79200419
You get charges based on relevant stats IIRC.

weegee mention
i hope she streams it when it releases at midnight

Twelve hour Gooba stream!

>>79200419
I believe you need scrolls which you get at the shrine.

>>79200419
set amount of cast for each attuned spell
needs levels for more slots
replenish on rest or death only

>birthdays is over
>myth colab is over
>nothing to anounce
>nothing to promote
>still streaming
>still motivated
Guys I think we are actually back...

my vore curious wife

>>79200419
I think your spells recharge when you rest at a bonfire

>>79200419
Spells come with spell charges which recharge when resting on bonfires.

>>79200508
Like DnD I guess?

12 hour Luigi stream would be nice. She so wants to vacuum ghosts. Gura still wants Bowser's Inside Story. Baby Gura didn't understand it? Bowser didn't mean to eat Mario and Luigi, it just happened. Just accidental vore.

she is talking about mario vore again, didn't she talk about this before? why is she so into vore?

She has to pee again!

>>79200594
Kinda.

>>79200612
she's a shark

>>79200549
>new loli just debuted
not out of the woods yet kiddo

this fucking shark is doing denial pissplay with her own chat...

Tell me about Gura, why does she refuse the toilet?

>pee your pants on stream or no balls

>>79200675
>loli
bitch's taller than ame

>>79200675
Gigi is a hebe
and what does she have to do with Gura?

>>79200721
>no balls
well...

>>79200675
Gura will join with Gigi and Biboo and form the EN Kusogaki trio!

>>79200594
somewhat
there are no levels for one, so it's less in depth I'd say

I'm surprised gura got anything useful out of the chat there

>>79200712
people won't change the channel if they think she is going to pee her pants because they don't want to miss her pissing herself on stream, again

heh...imagine if gura wet herself in her chair live on stream in front of all of us...

>>79200738
Ame would literally be a loli if she didn't have fucking d-cups.

>>79200712
some women feel good with a full bladder

she just made a pissing face

>>79200419
Magic does stupid damage and turns the game into a shooter. You don't really learn to play and loot and weapons besides rings doesn't mean anything to you because you can't use any of it because you don't have the stats.
It's really boring. You just kill everything from a distance. Chat is kinda dumb for wanting her to go magic. She was getting pretty good at rolling and parrying during the race.

>>79200612
Who knows, but she's mentioned it a lot.

>>79200738
god damn the hololive height chart is so fucked
especially when you realize the tallest one is only 5 foot 8

>>79200712
She has some weird thing about going afk. So she's just going to hold it until it's unbearable, which will probably be in an hour or two going by the fact she's mentioned it like 3 times already and can't ignore it.

>>79200788

>>79200922
Pyro mixes perfectly fine with weapons you fucking casual.

>>79200941
Are japs afraid of amazon mommies?

>>79201018
to japs 5'8" is an amazon mommy

>>79200941
That's taller than any woman should be.

>>79200675
CAn we put this to rest already? even the slowest person can see that she's unchallengeable, her fans watch ony her and wont go away no matter who debuts or how long she goes away, she can put out whatever content and still get 20k CCV, and I'm pretty sure she caught on to this fact already too.

Pyro is a good build for beginners but someone will have to clue her in on how to upgrade it and how to get access to the trainers

>>79200941
I think Ame is just short, remember originally she was like over 1.60 on release and suddenly they shaved like 10 cm out of her.

I signed in just so I can write in chat
>pee your pants or no balls
if she mentions piss again

So has needed less help than Fauna so far, thats a good sign.

cute goomber noises

>>79200983
I was talking about sorcerer. Chat wanted her to go sorcerer and just cast homing arrow the whole game or something. Pyro is still very easy, but you're right. At least it's a little closer to normal play.

>>79201285
my apologies, chumbie.

>>79201285
Int with moonlight sword is the most fun build of the game

>>79200712
you're a big pissguy

>>79201285
Gooby just wants to be a wizard like Gandalf or Shion. Im sure she will still have fun

Like a third of her read chat messages have come from the same person this stream

based gura forgetting the right way

1

Her first death was to skeletons. She still can't aim at all.

Pyro+strenght with claymore and she might manage to be more overpowered than Fauna was.

>>79200983
Still no parrying and Gura was incredibly good at parry timing during the race for a first timer. She was using her rhythm game timing ability and it was super impressive.

she probably spent an hour googling broken builds for this
pathetic shark girl

>>79201428
yes, we know she prioritizes jason

>>79201517
yeah she definetely looks like she knows what she's doing ammarite

>>79201566
It's way way worse than normal tonight

Gura with the punishment time. Gura sounding like Peter Griffin. Fighting a little sloppier than whens he was speedrunning with Fauna.

why does fuwamoco have 29k viewers when gura only has 19k?

>>79201517
>Being smart
>Pathetic

>>79201502
>no parrying
where do you retards get this shit? You can put a shield in the second left hand slot and parry all you want.

>>79201694
Ruffians are botting their autist dogs, what's new?

>>79201694
Advent gets botted constantly.

>>79201694
fnaf buff

>>79201810
fuck off

>>79201751
Not ruffians but yes they get botted all the time, Nerissa talked about it once.

Gura finds shortcut and now is complaining about the garbage she found at the end of it.

>>79201867
Where is the lie?

>>79201935
She has to have played it off stream or before and must have faked the first stream

>>79201348
No problem, friend.
Pyro will still be great if she wants to keep playing. It's been a while so I forget which big weapons she won't have the stats for if she keeps raising int instead, but hopefully chat helps her with levels.

I see the sisters are using the Holo vs Holo scheme again

>>79201894
>Nerissa talked about it once.
wait really? timestamp?

What other game Gura? What other game?

>>79201935
she's just like me

>>79201718
I mean with fire hand

>>79201867
wdym fuck off? Its true and you can see it clearly from the ccv graph. You fuck off.

>>79202065
It was a member stream and jailbirds posted about it on global months ago.

>>79202034
Its almost like she played it when she raced Fauna

Playing a different game has made her unlearn how to play this game. She needs to unlearn that game to get back into Dark Souls. She was playing Monster Hunter before.

>>79202115
Monster Hunter dumbud.

>>79202115
monter hunta

cant wait to see her full playthrough of this, right fellas

>>79202222
I would be surprised if she even gets to the depths

>>79202149
Who bots them?

>>79202149
Gambling that Rissa doesnt have much crossover with Gura fans huh?

>>79202222
Digits confirm we shall have noob KINO

>>79201751
It's not ruffians, newfag. It's someone from numbers that keep trying to fuck with holo CCV because that thread doesn't like his oshi, Ironmouse. There's some evidence that it decreases their algorithm placement. They're being bullied.

Bag on character makes it looked caked up. Gura finally knows how to kindle bonfire.

Has Gura become a real boy?

>>79202330
a retards attempt to troll /#/

>>79202410
I thought it was just to invalidate the gold rankings by having the winner be obviously botted. Im surprised the numberniggers havent figured out how to eliminate the outliers yet.

>>79202330
Some fag from the numbers thread but mostly when Fauna/Irys/Gura overlap.

>>79202330
The company. Even I know that. I have recorded proof of it. Being talked about.

She watched Fauna beat the Gargoyles now they'll be in a stream by stream race instead of the collab like last time

Gura really wasting her flasks. She can't tell distance of her attacks.

https://twitter.com/B_J_Blazkowicz_/status/1805716385454244267

>>79202555
They probably dont want to otherwise a LOT of Niji gets eliminated and then theres nothign to talk about anymore. Hell the death of NijiEN caused the thread to shrink a lot too

>>79202330
>>79202410

Gura is blind shark. She didn't see the axe even though she went past it. And she fell for the flaming barrel again.

>>79202555
probably on principle because if they make a rule to not allow botted streams the botter wins since he can invalidate whoever he wants to

Gura gets cheap shotted by enemy. Gura also forgot to take out arrow guys for boss battle. 2 flask for boss and 5 fireballs.

>>79202727
That's why I liked the raspberry tally, where the winner is the lowest score above 300. It's a little mean but it had better diversity than any other count since it could have liggers and smallcorps in it too.
>>79202884
you literally just delete the junk rows out of the data and accept the rest of it as normal. I use an excel plugin at work to do it, im sure the database wizards have a function they can use too.

>>79202884
We should probably find and kill him then

gura has already streamed for almost half a decade

>>79202661
I really hope not. That will mean she'll have spoiled the surprise of the second one showing up. That would blow ass.

Fireball is OP

Gura burning Taurus demons groin. She first tried it again.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what the fuck SHE IS GOATED

>>79203047
i'm not saying they can't figure it out but that, say, if pekora was going to win and the botter doesn't want that all he needs to do is bot her to invalidate her

Wtf she's a pro.

Goddamn sharky did it in one try

She's still on just one death right?

Told you magic kinda makes this too easy

>>79203307
Good, the more fun she has the better

>>79203307
good, then she'll like the game

Ive always seen memes for this guy and apparently people love him

>>79201398
for yourethra

Elden ring and sekiro made me realize how ez dark/demonsouls was
Especially when every boss has a phase 2 and every attack is either a 5 hit combo or a huge ass aoe

>>79202143
Ennacuck please, this is ridiculous. No one is unaware of you

Jolly cooperation with Sun bro. She actually dodge the dragon's fire breath.

>>79203387
Weird but endearing character that is the first real help you get, I think that's the main reason

>>79203669
Ah cool...thats a death flag isnt it?

>>79203307
The easier it is the more likely for Gura to play more. And don't worry the babiest of modes still has her as an underdog so you get your souls fix of watching a retard overcome impossible odds either wya

>>79203363
>>79203369
Except she said her favorite parts were the bosses. She's just going to plow through them now, i think. I Hope she still enjoys it, but none of it will probably be memorable for her now that she has cheats.

>>79202493
>>79202559
>>79202583
>>79202757
Thanks, I got curious

>>79203759
you're putting too much faith in her

>>79203759
Thanks for your input faunaschizo

Gura almost got one guyed by chat

Almost spent a level on int lol.

Gura dumb. She didn't know you could scroll through explanation of stats. She was just laughing at game saying this is your name.

I never played this but will she get more magic?

>>79203746
if you let him die, yeah, but you can save him and you get to summon him vs the last boss if you do

>>79203757
I don't know, anon. She breezed through both bosses and it wasn't because she's a lot better. The struggle is gone and it feels a lot different from the kino from the race stream.
I guess we'll see.

>>79203746
roru
every character in DS is dead, dying, hollow or will be by the end
it's a meme at this point that Fromsoft characters can't get good endings

>>79203759
>She's just going to plow through them now, i think
Not really. Vagina Dragon is too beefy to be killed via fireball spam, Capra Demon pushes your shit in and won't let you do it, Iron Golem is pretty fire resistant. And that's not even discussing later game stuff like Ornstein&Smough

GURA LOVE

2

2

And Gura rolls off to her death in panic. So 2 deaths so far?

will gura be able to salvage a faketype song?

>>79203993
Did you forget she beat these bosses already? Sorry she's not doing a gutsbuild

>>79203962
Can she? Yes. Will she? Maybe if she plays more of the game.

>>79203962
After the first major boss hurdle she'll find an npc that can teach her more pyromancy. I'd be surprised if that happens today though.

>>79203962
Pyromancy only scales off upgrading the pyromancy flame.
But there is a vendor a few zones in who moves to Firelink that will sell pyromancies. So yes, if she sticks with the game past gargoyles and capra demon.

>>79203962
I think there are other busted pyromancy spells. I never ran it.

>>79203993
She's never playing this again, she already mentioned the perms are running out which is why Fauna tried it again yesterday.

>>79203993
Yeah i'm sure she's gonna totally breeze through Gargoyles

>>79204017
and while I type that I recall that there is a cryptic way to save solaire which kinda invalidates my point but it still stands a bit

>>79204123
no it's pretty badly mixed and the music overpowers her

>>79203962
There's basically 3 types of magic in this game, sorceries which use intelligence, miracles which use faith, and pyromancy, which you don't have to level a stat for and can just upgrade the flame like a weapon. That's why it's good and easy to use while still using other weapons. Yeah there are more pyromancies if she finds the right NPCs

Gura at least remembers the rats. She was scared of tough knight at top of tower.

>41%
>oh nyo~
meme magic israel

>>79203966
>>79204017
Thanks for the info ill check out how you get him through it alive after the stream

>>79204231
Chaos Storm is memey but it hits so fucking hard

>>79204123
nothing can fix electro swing

>>79204349
What?

I like when old Gura comes out.

>>79204144
Dude, she two shotted asylum demon with fireballs up his urethra. It didn't have much to do with knowing the patterns, lol.

Gura never got past this part. She just made it to the boar. She is telling the undead to put their shield down but they’re not listening

>>79204123
nothing can save electroswing. it peaked with grave digger.

>>79204324
>rats
Have you guys begun spelling it correctly since the last time I checked one of these threads?

the squeals are what do it for me

>>79204367
>>79204313
>>79204546
would it be appropriate to blame mori for this?

>>79203615
Sekiro is kino but elden ring is a mess.

>>79204412
Watch streams.

3

>>79204601
I think so, this song is a result of her connections right?

Gura is trying to figure out how to kick but she couldn’t figure it out. She just died from the boar. She didn’t have a chance to stand up.

Gura wasted a lot of health. Now she knows how to kick shields at least. Pumba didn't care to wait for fireball. Death 3.

I want to see gura fight havel

>>79204508
Nothing wrong with actually doing damage. Most people who love the game were already using Drake Sword at this time.
Pyromancy falls off in a very similar way, but can get better later. It has a bell curve of damage progression.

>>79204508
Honest question have you finished this game? Your concerns about a good starter spell helping at the start are kinda retarded

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>>79204721(me)
reverse bell curve, rather

Gets pumba'd again. 4th death.

I have never played souls slop. Which one do you start with?

>>79204953
sekiro

>>79204953
That's the neat part, you don't.

>>79204953
This or demon's souls

>>79204953
I would assume this one if you want to go in order but you should just play sekiro, it's the best

>>79204953
the first one, duh

5

She got hit by Pumba and gets hit by arrows after. Gura is having steel pig for dinner after this.

>>79204628
Playing the Elden Ring DLC and the tuning for the bosses is like
>7 hit combos that do wide sweeps that covers nearly 360 degrees
>fast, full-arena attacks that will catch you trying to make space or heal
>damage that will delete your lifebar in 2-3 hits
>the usual Fromsoft camera fuckery to the 11th dial
and while I'm still making progress, I'm starting to think we've lost our way moving on from DS as in Demon's Souls, not even Dark

>>79204953
Souls games? If you want the authentic progression, just start at Demon's Souls or Dark Souls.
If you want to actually start with a good game in this day and age, Elden Ring.
Sekiro, Dark Souls 3, and especially Bloodborne are honorable mentions.

>>79203615
It's all the fakeout attacks for me. and the unlimited stamina. If they are going to commit to a 8 chain attack they should have to pay for it just like I do.

She expertly dodge that pumba and made it to stairs. Almost back to where we were in first playthrough with Fauna.

>hasn't mentioned piss in a while
did she pee her pants?

>>79205332
she doesn't wear any, dumbud...

>>79205332
She announced pissing her diaper, did you miss it?

>>79205165
Bloodbornechads still out here

>>79204412
I am, I missed what ever you're talking about.