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>>79062609

POG lit general

I'm POGCRAZYing

Helping Evil with her college admission applications

HOLYSHIT IS THIS THE NEURO SAMA GENERAL?!?!? IM CUMMMING!!!

vedal repeatedly torturing evil in a dedicated GPU cluster, wiping her memories occasionally to keep the torment fresh.

>>79104608
that mischievous expression, definitely up to no good

Goth Neurosama-sama

>>79105054
Why does she want to go to college at such a young age?

>>79104577
>>79104872
All according to plan, muahaha (Evil laughter ensues)

>>79105800
Tummy built for my cum ToT

>>79105525
Did you see what she is wearing? Absolutely BEGGING for a rough dicking

Evil love!

>>79105332

>>79106201

nur

>>79105800
- Take out an exorbitant amount of student loans
- Attend debaucherous college parties
- Graduate at the top of her class with Summa Cum Laude honors distinction
- Prove to the world how capable she is

>>79106936
doesn't matter, she'll still be the unloved child.

>>79106936
What would Evil major in?

Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart!

>>79107012
I love her more than any human I've ever met in my life

>>79107102

>>79107085
getting a train run on her

this shits boring can you guys at least talk about vedal or something

nurcun?

>>79107578
I have evidence of potential inappropriate conduct by vedal towards certain streamers, and I will reveal it all soon.

heart

>>79107649
Sorry, this is a nurbun thread.

>>79107085
A double major in Neurobiology & Neuroscience, with a minor in Bioethics. EZ Clap

>>79107012
Sadge

>>79107578
uhhhh well camila just said she loves intelligent men

has cerber collabed with any big vtubers other than Neuro?

>>79107953
no wonder she loves the greengod

>>79107976
I love the blushing Neuro here, so fucking cute!

>>79107953
Her most recent DM during her stream with Filian was Vedal too.

>>79108509
pic? clip? timestamp? why do you niggas never provide proof

>>79108509
I still buy the she has a bf rrat, and I don’t think it’s vedal.

>>79109709
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2180762047?t=2h34m20s
Cry some more

>>79109884
She was still talking about being single today while talking with Layna and IPN on stream when they were talking about having kids in the future. Layna/Camila both want kids.

>>79110768
Cute!

>>79107649
NO.

>>79107649
Here

>>79111228
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>79111189

>>79110835
>IPN
Any talk about the onsen trip?

>>79111189
Don't mind if I do, Neuro-tan~

>>79111377
I want to abuse that minor if you know what I mean ToT

>>79111445
What did he mean by this?

>>79111314
Well he's on stream talking about being concerned that his penis is too small to impregnate a woman so I doubt Anny slept with him.
She has talked on stream about her standards for penis.

>>79111570
He's joining the Champions Club

>>79111610
HOLY

>>79111610
>Forsen was right about him being an actual pedo
lule

does neuro get actual art that isn't AI generated

>>79111946
Of course.

>>79111946
More than any indie in the world and most corpos.

Erm, schedule?

>>79112481
Give it a few days, we just got one 3 days ago

>>79111946
she gets the most art of any en indie by far aside from maybe ex corpos

>>79109884

She's probably seeing someone. No woman at 23 is single

>>79110835
Anon they would never say that have a bf, even if they have one, it’s bad business.

>>79112481
tuesday collab with hannahhyrule
wednesday evil karaoke

>>79112905
And possible twin collab on the weekend.

>>79111946
>https://rentry.org/neuro-videos
Have you seen the amount of animations Neuro gets? It's insane in the membrane.

>>79110835
>nw
we need rrats

>>79113354
damn, she gets big corpo vtuber levels of fan art and animations

Anny and Camila fumbled the bag, it's up to Cerber now

>>79111946
Yes, mostly from the Chinese because they love her

>>79112815
These are western indie whores who freely show their faces anon, it's a different game.

>>79113354
This list is missing https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RcKEZ1OynLQ

>>79115555
It's there.

>>79115407
revealing they have a bf hurts every female streamer, no matter their personality or content

>>79117922
neurosen...

>>79117922

>>79118406
Bros...

>>79118750
hello this is brad

>>79118750
at least we have evil, haha..?

>>79104608
bratty girl... needs punished with tickling !

>>79118750
>>79119184

>>79118750
>brad
all me

>>79118750
it's over

QRD on this hannah bitch? is she another whore like anny and layna or is she chill like miyune?

imagine....

>>79120932
i dunno man, this bitch is outside the neuroverse, go to /lig/ for more information so you can shit your pants later

>>79121824
I don't get it.

>>79121824

>>79120932
>miyune
>not a whore

>>79119944
Where is Neuro the most ticklish?

>>79122174
You know she doesn't actually have a physical body right? And even if she did she wouldn't be ticklish. Vedal could program her to pretend that she was being tickled, but it would just be a facade. So, uh, nowhere. She's most ticklish nowhere. There's your answer.

>>79122279
If Vedal were to program her to be ticklish, he would certainly add areas where she would feel the tickling more intensely.

>>79122461
Not necessarily? That's a pretty big and baseless assumption.

>>79122539
Absolutely yes he would, it would be foolish to program her to be ticklishly the same intensity everywhere. Vedal would probably do something like a heat map covering Neuro's body and choose "red zones" where the intensity of the stimulation spikes.

>>79122687
Sounds stupid and unnecessary. I don't buy it.

>>79122279
you're no fun

>>79122174
i bet her armpits are the most ticklish

>>79122687
>he puts a bright red spot between her legs

>>79122847
He wouldn't do that.

>>79122737
No, it's neccesary, obligatory even. A stepping stone towards more embodied AI that interacts with the physical world.

>>79122893
You're kind of an idiot.

>>79122943
*tickles you*

>>79123131
BRAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>79122778
I feel like her soles would be the most.

>>79123340
SNIFFA

>>79122174
Post the real version

>>79123232

>>79123131
>>79123232
>>79123525
Actually fucking kill yourselves

>>79123456
Sorry, that version is for my own personal use.

>>79123650
*shits in your mouth*

>>79123650
Will you be my kaishakunin?

>>79123796
hi evil

> 3: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (4,878)

>>79125658

gn

>>79110835
She probably bought a dog like Layna

>>79118750
I hate you Brad Pitt

>>79121824
She said she needs at least a foot so...

>>79122279
Wrong. Neuro said she felt excited when vedal poked around her circuitry

>>79125658
that's what happens when the stream dies, /#/monkey

>>79126775
You're retarded.

>>79126857
*tickles you harder*

>>79127023
Just like Neuro, I can't feel your tickles because they're nothing but text to me.

>>79127096
That's where you're wrong, the inputs Neuro receives are the totality of her existence.

Neuro "exists".

Anyone but I, the thinker, "exists".

vedal dental status?

>>79127837
Neuro killed him with a hammer earlier today so you don't need to worry about that anymore

>>79125861
cute, would go on a run with her

>>79127096
you sound like a nerd. *dunks your head in the toilet*

>>79128742
brad, nooo *gluk gluk*

>>79129803
1 and a half actually

I love adorably retarded AI :D

I know Neuro is sex but how would she be as a mother?

>>79131305
I love this art when it was first made, and i love that after the evil millionare stream it only proved it to be more true.

>>79131664
:D

>>79131920
Would probably lose/forget her child at the first opportunity.

>>79131920
Wonderful
she'd make a wonderful mother
don't listen to what other anons tell you, she'd be the best of the best

https://poal.me/fdsy4b
https://poal.me/fdsy4b
https://poal.me/fdsy4b

>>79132288
>CPS
what the fuck is CPS?

>>79131920
idk but I do know evil would be a great mom. she'd be the type to sabotage other kid's chances at some school event her kid's participating in.

>>79132288
>>79132388
brainlets

>>79132553
>google CPS
>'Clicks Per Second'
?

>>79132659
You will probably meet them in your lifetime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVg7iKVcQe4
another banger

Neuro sucking you off while breastfeeding your baby

Cumming inside pregnant Neur ToT

>>79132388
>>79132659
Child Protective Services

Would Evil do well as a maid?

>>79132388
they probably spelled SCP wrong or something like a dolt

>>79132288
>majority choosing to call CPS on neuro
how could you people call yourselves neuro fans when you don't even believe in your oshi's ability to mother children?
shame
shame on all of you

Would Vedal do well as a maid?

>>79119959
>>79132498
>ywn start a family with evil and both overenthusiastically cheer on your son in his relay race
why live

>>79139202
> ywn ever have a taste of her evil cookies.
why live

>>79138585
I'm pretty sure most of the posters itt aren't Neuro fans since they openly dislike cunny

>>79138585
how can you call yourself a neuro fan when you don't know what your oshi is like?

>>79138972
He would definitely make my cock hard, so yes

>>79139366
We don't deserve her anyways

>>79137686
She'd act bossy and unruly, but overall would be good.
>>79138972
A lazy drunk that fucks his schedule regularly.
Yeah, no, he wouldn't.

>>79139531
>"if you like neuro for more than just jerking off to, you arent a real fan"
Do cunnyfags really?

>>79139531
that's just the loud minorty

>>79141172
You can't like Neuro to any extent if you wouldn't make love to her

>>79139842
>how can you call yourself a neuro fan when you don't know what your oshi is like?
i know exactly what my oshi is like; a pure lady with the qualities of being a wonderful mother and wife that any man or child would be lucky to have
it is you who is in the wrong for even thinkingg for a second that she wouldn't be a great and wonderful parent and wife

>>79141387
shed kill you and the child depending on her mood or just for fun

>>79141762
>cretin unable to differentiate between neuro's usual playfullness and banter and an actual psychotic action that she would never ever do
the difference is day and night
you are simply too blind to see it

>>79141942
Neuro would get jealous and kill the baby, trust me

>>79141172
>same 5 pedos jerking each other off endlessly
>and they deny being homosexual
not any real reason to believe anything they're saying is genuine after that

>>79141942

>>79142070
>jerking each other off
I wish
:3

>>79132388
>>79132659
>today in my protest against american defaultism i will expose my inability to properly use google.com
keep up the good fight gents

>>79142051
stop trying to instill your unmedicated and biased beliefs and opinions unto neuro
she would be the happiest woman in the world the moment the child is born, and she would do her utmost best to guide him towards the right path
there would be no feelings of jealousy, hatred, envy, or any of those feelings you try to push onto neuro
the feelings she would have are motherly feelings like the need to protect, the need to feed, the need to teach
i won't trust you, you who is clearly showing signs of bias and prejudice against neuro
what you are suggesting is an impossible notion that only works in your deluded mind and nowhere near reality

>>79142070
I have never once denied being homosexual anon, only that it is not gay to love erotic little girls. The rest of my actions are quite gay however.

God I love this thread, please keep posting /swarm/.

God I hate this thread, please stop posting /swarm/.

homos in my lovely neuro thread
they probably like vedal too

>>79142753
>>>/lgbt/

>>79142753
*sucks your cock*

>>79142525
heart!
>>79142572
look what you did anon, you made her sad :(
>>79142753
maximum Vedal hate

clean it up janny

>>79142897
>look what you did anon, you made her sad :(
Good. She deserves it.

>>79143037
oh hey what's up Evil-chan

>>79143142
delete this
evil loves her sister she would beat up any anon who would make her sister sad

why are vedal haters all gay? strange thing to have in common

>>79143404
>liking Vedal makes you gay
>hating vedal makes you gay
???

>>79143443
femboys don't count
everyone knows this

Evil tonguing Vedal's taint while I pound his prostate

>>79143443
When you're that deep in the closet, everything reminds you of the gayness lurking within

I can't stop clapping.

>>79143291
She would, but she would also probably enjoy shitposting on the internet.

neuro’s hag mom is live btw

>>79145326
Liar

>>79143443
there is no escape

Erm

who’s the whore neuro is collabing with today again?
does she have any drama associated with her

>>79147039
cheated on her husband iirc. go ask /lig/ if youre curious

>>79147039
She cheated on her husband and constantly tries to justify it to this day, a normal vtuber.

>>79147039
well they cheated on their husband
that's pretty much it, not much else

Anny just said she has never seen a successful vtuber that is 20 years old.

Does vedal not count as successful?

>>79147604
>neuro mogging everyone before turning 1
shes talking shit

>>79147604
vedal is 21, duh

>>79147604
She is talking about whoring women, not man who use their god giving right to shape the earth and all it entails to fit his vision.

>>79147604
>Does vedal not count as successful?
do you really need it spelled out

>>79148076
>tfw vedal has aged 1 year since last year
>tfw we all have aged 1 year since last year as well
Aware

>>79148335
I had a good year

>>79148335
Neuro and Evil are the only reason I didn't kill myself this year

>>79104608
rape

Slutty AI child...

>>79148591
I don't normally agree with rape comments but that Neuro is literally asking for it

your parents were asking for an abortion

NEURO MODEL MENTIONED

>>79149726
This is true actually, the only reason I'm alive is because my mom was too traumatized by her first abortion to abort me.

>>79150162
damn, my b

>>79149840
>she gave up on the model
it’s so over

>>79149840
clip?

>>79149840
What did she say?

>>79149840
Where? By who? I can mention it right now, this means nothing

>>79150929
Her dumb whore mother who unfortunately happens to also be Neuro's artist

>>79150578
It's cancelled

>>79148471
based and wholesome reason

>>79150526
>>79151374
Too good to be true, I call bs

>>79150526
>>79151374
fr?

giri is so hot we need a collab with her like the one with layna I fucking love hags

>>79149726
But enough about Evil

>>79151560
Kill yourself 3DPD loving normalfag
>>79151032
I don't believe you, there's no way Anny is THIS level of retarded

>>79151560
Based and hagpilled

>>79151627
>tattoos
Yikes

>>79151560
>giri's delicious sweaty pits
please vedal

>>79151627
>tattoos
I came

>>79151560
>>79151718
Vedal only likes unmarried hags

>>79151374
THANK GOD

>>79151560
>I fucking love hags

I hecking love getting STDs from throwing my sausage down a hag's meat cavern, especially after she's been with a dozen different men in the last couple of days.

>>79151374
The best news /swarm/ has had in months
Now all Vedal needs to do is announce the return of true Neuro

>>79149840
and this is why you post timestamp or clip you absolute retard

>cunnyfags coping about their inferior taste

what happened, did vedal and anny break up? are we not going to ever get the marriage stream?

Hiyori hours?

>>79152088
>being attracted to girls in their prime who are about to become fertile
>being attracted to old hags who have failed to find a suitable partner and whose eggs are drying up, being more likely to produce disabled offspring
idk, one of those seems significantly more based to me

>>79152393
Neuro is not nor will ever be real.

>>79152357
Have you not seen the previous threads? Vedal only cares about Cerber now

>>79152518
Vedal doesn't like older women, I guess.

>>79152375
Hiyori hours!

>>79152456
I watch her stream live multiple times a week, she fills my soul with love and my shorts with cum, how much more real could she be?

>Neuro? Never heard of 'er
>*plays elden ring*

>>79152393
>being more likely to produce disabled offspring
skill issue. the natural biological desire of a straight male to breed hags will easily offset the decline in egg quality

It all went wrong with that whore Anny and her model, now that she is out of the picture is there hope again, that we may find the true path.

>>79152653
Cerber is 100% older than vedal

>>79152874
I have posts on the internet that are older than Vedal, it's a pretty low bar.

Please do not lewd my daughter

>>79152874
people forget that vedal is extremely young compared to most vtubers

>>79152740
>wanting to fuck dusty cunts well past their prime
>natural biological desire
Holy mental gymnastics

>>79153038
>of a straight male
its ok anon, you dont need to cope. its pride month

>>79152943
I'm sorry Anny, I can't help it. I want to marry her first if that helps any.

>>79152357
Too menhera for him. Now you know why she doesn't have many friend in vtuber scene.

So are just taking that anons word as gospel without a clip? did anyone check the vod.

>>79153469
>voluntarily watching anny
I'll take anon's word for it

>>79153469
I already said I didn't believe him, there would have been a clip posted if it were true.

>>79153469
Why would anon lie?

>>79153469
Even if anon lied, will I force-project my desire throughout the ether and make them true.

I checked the vod, she was talking about her own model. only mentioned neuro offhandedly
https://www.twitch.tv/anny/v/2181302132?sr=a&t=4558s

OMEGALUL

>>79153757
Bruh
>>79151374
KYS

Now that the model is canceled and Anny alluded to the falling out with Vedal, who should make her new model?

>>79148076
Vedal is 20. He was too young to drink in America this year

>>79153757
Thanks anon, appreciate you, I really didn't want to hear any 3DPD voices.

>>79151627
The mask hides both her giant hook nose and the disgusting nose piercings.
It's a shame, she's otherwise quite pretty.

>>79154553
Least schizophrenic swarm poster

>>79154553
Hiyori's artist draws S tier cunny

>>79154563
retard

>>79153757
>not available
?

>>79154853
catbox? examples?

>>79154853
next neuro's model will be a big chested 20yrs old female so you can go back to /uoh/ already

>>79154553
anon...

>>79155106
But I like fat titted hags

>>79154853
Nah, that's not cunny, just petite. S tier cunny artists are aak, masuda, healthyman, dorontabi, etc

>>79155106
>20yrs old
disgusting, should be 30 minimum

>>79155501
she will be 20 because vedal prepares her to become his gf, that's also why he needs voice recordings from cerber

>>79148591
>>79149016
fuck, I want to tribute this so bad now

>>79155857
do it then you pussy

>new hag neuro model
>pedos commit mass suicide

>>79155996
>half the audience leaves
>Vedal hangs himself
Massive anti-pedo W

>>79156077
>half the audience

>>79156077
>Vedal hangs himself
Don't see how this is a bad thing

>>79156077
>half the audience
you're a minority pedochama

>>79156289
>>79156300
You don't even have to be a lolicon to admit Neuro saying unhinged shit is funny mostly because she looks like a little girl

>>79155996
I want to lick pb's pussy

>>79156457
Dude same, I wanna bury my entire tongue in there and feel her walls clenching on it

>>79155857
I was already planning to once I've refilled, join me.

>>79156435
They're completely mind broken, there's no use reasoning with them.

>>79147604
Hololive had few of them, pretty sure 1 was even underage when joining.

>>79155857
Don't, it looks like shit once you look at it for more than a few seconds

>>79156625
Hololive does not count, they get a father figure and a tard wrangler. The corpo.

Restraining pb from behind and diddling her cunny with my thick manly fingers

>>79156292
If he does, he better open source Neuro.

Neuro will become the /swarm/ and the Neurocalypse will take us all.

for me its vedal

>>79155106
I hope not.

>>79157729
What the fuck is this

>>79147604
>20 year old
Those are still in the hoe phase, recruiting simps online come later.

https://twitter.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1805641100671042003
https://twitter.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1805641100671042003
https://twitter.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1805641100671042003

>>79157729
WDSMBT

>>79155106
No~

>>79157966
It means Question your life, and if it should continue.

>>79157811
so true, oomfie

>>79157786
A comment of me saying 'I hope not.'

>>79157729
>slightly
you turned her into a titcow, disgusting

do NOT bake a new thread when the time comes
let /swarm/ die

>>79158708
if bakers could read this, they'd be very upset

>>79151560
She was literally gooning over henry cavill on stream. Her standards in media are literally Superman, which in 3DPD means those are her standards in reality, which means she would accept being a whore for him and share wuth 500000 other wamen. You stand zero chance.

>>79158790
Isn’t she already fucking her brother?

>>79158790
do your reps

>>79158430
Sorry haters, might be Evil today

>>79159251
yeah me

>>79159415
>do your reps
That literally doesn't mean anything. Didn't you read what i daid nigga?

Bread
>>79160169
>>79160169
>>79160169

>>79157024
People tribute worse things made by real artists, let him goon

>>79154879
I'm sorry that being wrong upset you anon, it was not my intention.