/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

passionate

she's my fute bagel

>>79000065
Kino

forever is looking bright

yeah for me when i win irl :)

shontoes

I will love my wife and nothing will change this

DannyInferno55…

wifey... its been 2 years...

>>79002019
Jesse

>>79002772
shogger please
i beg you to do even the most basic of reps before posting here

When I see those two posting together I imagine Jabba the Hutt and that weird little gremlin guy that was always near him like one of his toadies. I didn't know they loved each other

>>79002836
I see now, i just got in bed, didn't have time to check offline chat

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!! take care of yourself wherever you're going shondo!!! i wish i could be there with you! i hope you and your guardian angel have fun and stay safe!!! i will send positive energy through the airwaves!!! ganbare!!!

>>79003375
That guardian angel: me.

After the drinking messages on discord that were posted did she say anything else

ok, this is the last thing i spoonfeed to you

>>79003698
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>79003698
the forbidden mention

>>79003478
she threw a fit in offline chat and told us she is going to touch grass because she knows it would upset us.

>>79000065
The return of megane monday..a blessing to be sure...

SHOMIES OVER SHON
SHOMIES OVER SHON
SHOMIES OVER SHON
DO THE SHOMIE
DO THE SHOMIE
DO THE SHOMIE
DO THE SHOMIE

>>79003698

She was so cute with her little slytherin scarf and Harry Potter glasses

i am in love with shondo and her pilot and very much desire to spend time with her in close proximity on this physical plane of existence

>>79000065

is there a list of ritualposters and who they are
dereks, get them

>>79005399
dewd is the bbc poster

>>79005532
t. dewd

>>79005532
Is he? Then he is the one ive seen on /trash/ posting about shadow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX5feCgA1H4

imagining shondo cleaning baby otis

>>79006860
cute

>>79005399
who is the fute bagel poster...why a bagel...

>>79007937
watch streams

studio

>>79008067
Rutabaga

>>79008671
Futabaga

i like the purple one who is small and her friends are neat too

>we're in The Home Stretch now!!!

im going to stretch her at our home if you know what i mean

cute tweet

jesse

alt stream in 6

>in the discord acting like nothing happened

I will be honest, I never figured out how to get into the discord and now I just wander like a restless spirit, waiting for Shon

stop fibbing, the discord is here to stay

https://vocaroo.com/1nRECc3NqgOM

be nise

i will NOT be nise to forest faggot

>>79010182
That is the case with every shitter. They go into p2w and mingle with the autistic darlings to circle jerk about themselves and farm good boy points.

It's a surprise twist that ff ended up being the clone

did you keep that typed up ready to hit enter when she sent another message or just copy paste it

>>79012002
i was typing it and finished before she typed and i didn't care to wait so i sent it

>mogged by Moobot
Even the robot hates you, faggot

Everyday the hiatus goes on my hatred for the community only grows stronger. I was apathetic before but now I can't even stand to be seen around any of you

>>79012417
even me?

>>79012417
I made this post

>>79012417
sorry shondo, i'll try to do better

>>79012417
I'm one of the good ones, right?

>>79012417
what did i do?

>>79006814
he loves imagining a sexy black man raping her tight, ivory shunny
no clue why. may be a canuck thing?

its quiet... too quiet...

>>79014889
she is very small

>>79014889
Gee-

goodnight shoggas

>>79015958
goodnight! sleep well

>>79015958
Ni ni shiggie

i will laugh so hard at irl winners when finally she makes her marriage to vox public

you mean heavenlyfather

I will be the one laughing at her if it turns out to be Vox. Ruining her life comes after but I will laugh first and foremost.

I love her

its the moooost wonderful tiiiime of the weeeek~

>>79019801
there’ll be shontoes for smelling
and much schizoposting
And at least 5 bits to cheeeeeeeer!

aight, that made me smile

Can anyone go into her likes and see if there’s anything interesting?

>>79019986
With clip watchers uoh-ing,
And FOMOfags whining,
And white ribbons dreaming
Of subathons long long ago~

>>79021868
cute butt

>>79000065
>ive detoxed from most of what was making me feel so bad but i still gotta bonk myself a bit here and there! its not a simple process!
So much for this not being your fault groomers, it was definitely *checks notes* her friend graduating and the vr not working and internet issues and-and-and everything except (You).

>>79010458
Bruh at least write a shitpost.

Ignore the worm farmers
Post megane wife

>>79023684
why write a shitpost when shondo writes it for you herself

>>79000065
Shondo! Shooooooondo!!!!!!!!!! come back already and stream once so I can die knowing that my daughter can take care of herself,
how long are you gonna keep me alive for?

As someone who only watches her twitch it's been weird to be out of the loop for so long. Based on this thread it sounds like she is still okay?

Anywhere here's a vid I made: https://files.catbox.moe/e1daez.mp4

>>79027483
Yeah, she was okayish since 2 months ago. She's just dragging her feet.

>>79027483
I love your videos, keep it up.

>>79027483
Yeah. She's doing much better now and planning on returning to streaming in about 2-3 weeks. She just has to get one last thing done.

Cute vid.

Place your bets, how sick will wifey get after 4 days of partying and swapping germs with normies? I'm predicting another month of sniffles.

look man ill level with you i just like how big her eyes are

shondo give me your sniffles

>>79027937
next sniffly stream when?

>>79028049
I think if we're lucky she'll start streaming between 15-23 July, if not she'll stream on her birthday maybe we get an unofficial shadowchama stream a day earlier.

>guardian angel
so JAST finally assigned a manager to her
i bet they will have hot steamy lesbian sex every night in the hotel

>>79029795
FT is the guardian angel.

>>79028178
i kind of hope she comes back after her birthday. it looks bad otherwise

>>79029960
How so? She looks like a gold digger? Meh, who cares about /vt/ schizos.

she will take care of things this week and already will be back next week with her usual schedule
return stream July 3rd Wednesday

>>79029853
steamy incest sex?

>>79031863
honestly, incest does nothing for me if there is no chance she gets pregnant.

Just woke up, did she say anything else? In the discord or offline chat?
Why are they nodding i don't see enough of the chat history to get the context

>>79034339
No not after 07

>>79035270
it died unfortunately https://files.catbox.moe/3dbv28.png

>>79036848
Thanks
>>79037186
Naur...

https://x.com/astralbaes/status/1804553043964215305
look shondo! it’s you and me! :D

>>79027578
Across my face and tongue ToT

>tummy hurt
>head hurt, tummy hurt
just take some aspirin

>>79039782
ToT
Holy shit, imagine

artists get to draw her so slutty but i say im gonna fuck her face like my life depended on it and blast a load straight into her stomach and somehow i’m the one who gets in trouble?
fucked up

>>79039969
based aspirin enjoyer
if 2 aspirins don't work take 4

>>79042414
Shonciety

So quiet... Are y'all satisfied after her yapping in offline chat or what?

i just woke up, give me 30 minutes and i'll start shitposting

i dont pay attention to her anymore sorry
she can dm me if she has something important to say

I seriously don't care what she does anymore. Tweet and I won't see it, chat and I won't see it, stream and I won't watch. I'm only here because I saw the thread in catalog and it's been months.
Mentally ill vtuber wives aren't in short supply.

>>79042414
One takes effort to do vs. effort to simply say. That is the key difference.

i like the purple one who is small

jesse

I want to crush fallen shadow under the heft of my big fat belly!!!

Husbands talking about mental health is like a fat person talking about health food.

>>79012417
>goes berserk without shondo
Honestly same

I’ve seen what other chuubas have to offer and I was not impressed! Fallen Shadow is the chuuba for me! Shes my kamioshi!

im tired of this abssssssssssssssssence arc, wheeeen will she back with silly aaaaand cute jokes.

I’m like, super duper excited for Shondo to come back :)

I think I fucked up. I went so hard on my anti fomo mindset that I don't care anymore. I never check discord, don't have chatterino open ever, and I'll maybe log in to twitter once a day.
Maybe things will go back to me caring once she streams again, or maybe I'll just turn into a stream only Andy. Idk if this is good or not, I don't really feel any difference

Damn, that's a whole lot of words being said and no real point even being made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXPC2HXjrYU

i just like the small purple one

>>79051287
Don’t use Andy as a pejorative. Andrew is a regal name that carries lots of honor

need my schizophrenic child wife to yell on stream asap

>>79044948
I don't care anymore for Shondo's announcement to announcement to announcement
she gonna come back whenever and ill watch if work doesnt screw me over

i think she should have a collab where she just has a tea party with stuffed animals

collabs are dogshit unless nina

>>79053779
>hand cam stream where she doesn't acknowledge chat and she just converses between 4 different stuffed dolls
would be kino

Those stuffed animals? Me btw

she should do a vr collab with meat where meat shows her all the weird vrchat worlds

she should do a collab with Gordon Ramsay

Her cooking would blow him away(if he criticises her food too harshly I'm beating him up)

gordon ramsay cant cook he simply follows a recipe
he isnt an artist he is merely playing with a coloring by numbers book for kids

>he simply follows a recipe
yeah? that what cooking is

>>79054954
Have you even seen ratatouille

there is a difference between having to use a guide and knowing yourself what to do
gordon doesnt know so he's not a real cook

he's a cook, he's not a real chef

>>79006860
From the thumbnail I thought it was a bearded dragon or something like that.

tuffnar's yap hole is leaking

>https://x.com/cravedcuddle/status/1804652049621008481
shondo and who?

>>79055288
shhh, let him cook

>>79055288
AREYOUAGAY his what?

>>79055407
>westoid comics
you're the gayest shogger ITT
u gayer than some bifags

>>79055407
She isn't fat stfu

>>79055561
but she wants to suck fat titties

>>79055598
yeah, mine

>>79055760
Dewd...

>>79055760
ok dewd...

>>79055760
Blob-chama...

Shondo fattening you up so she can suck on your titties but she forces you to shave your chest tho

>>79055760
Kirikanna...

uuuuuuuu i should be there with her when she touches grass uuuuuuuuuuu

Uuuuuuu i should be the one to go with her on her business trip...

"business trip"

>>79056737
Yes

>>79056737
correct

>>79056854
>>79056983
like japanese housewives say, what happens in a "business trip" stays in a business trip

>>79056999
We're not japanese or housewives

that business? me

>>79057531
we are the female of this relationship

Can't believe this gold digger is going to redebut for her birthday after faking a health hiatus to flirt online and then meet up with someone.

>>79057806
its not the first time either

>>79057806
>>79057934
move on fleece

I'm really looking forward to spending time with my dear friend, family and wife shondo
I love her!

>>79042414

>>79058413
>dear friend, family and wife
weird way of saying strimer

>>79042414
Just dont be weird. Its just THAT easy.

Fallen Shadow I lost access to my main account so I will have to resub on my alt account. I'm looking forward to you streaming again!

>>79058878
but your old account is banned tuffnarr

I'm also alting up for for a few months

>>79058940
I'm not tuffnar. I don't like tuffnar. I don't even really chat but I was on a 16 month streak and I'm kinda sad to start over.

her return imminent :)

shell wait for her birthday to dig as much gold as possible

I'm never in any of you guys's screenshots! Fucked up!

>>79059367
Good. Don't associate with shoggers.

I can't wait to hear her beautiful voice and spend time with her while she talks (alot) on stream!!! uuuuuuuwww I love her!!!

I just want my shoggas to become super active again.

>Start of hiatus
I'm gonna watch the subathon! I'm gonna do my reps! I'm gonna learn the lore!
>How it actually went
Did not any VODs other than ASMR to fall asleep

>>79059643
I'm still active

>>79059770
I get the subathon one, but the lore takes like less than 20 minutes

erm

>>79061712
Erm what the sigma

does this mean i have to chat in basedas corpo streams just incase i make it into a clip

>>79061927
Why would you want to

>>79062443
you'd be noticed by shondo. she'll watch the clips for sure and she'll be like "oh my giddy aunt, my husband is on da telly"

>>79062443
basically this >>79062669
also its funny to imagine shondo saying that because ive never heard someone under the age of 60 say it my whole life

Shondo we can brainrot together
I can be your sigma

sometimes I want to punch fallen shadow in the nose or push her down.

I only check in to see what Gary's up to. Shondo can go kick rocks for all the delaying.

>>79064661
Sometimes I wanna shrink myself and go inside Shondo’s small intenstine just to have her shit me out

>>79064937
baseg

>>79064986
Me after shrinking myself and entering shondo’s small intestine:
https://youtu.be/FEyOY-4PDsg?si=zYPZ9fCcCUHb1UJh

>>79065355
Shondo farts! Sharts! Wait a minute...

weird ahh posts

>>79064986
What the sigma?

i hate gen alpha lingo
i hate gen alpha lingo
i hate gen alpha lingo

erm, what the shigma?

you can do it my shoggas, i believe in you
we are in the home stretch
just a little while longer
>>>/wsg/5593001

>>79000065
>super necessary """business trip"""
Chat I think Shondo might be lying. What do you think?

>>79067217
Nah

>>79067217
She's going to Germany for DoKomi

>>79067217
(you)

>>79067217
It's only lying if you have a right to know the truth. She's a free woman, she can do whatever she wants.

>>79067201
Truth

>>79067201
>Home stretch
Said that last month and so did she. Someone needs to slam her head into the start streaming button on OBS.

>>79067217
It doesn't matter if shes lying because I love her and she loves us (me)

>>79067614
She said it yesterday

>>79064937
He’s on a trip right now in Minnesota.

shondo has learned that she doesnt need her parasocial fans to feel secure and good and safe and has taken the steps needed to have a better future
one of the things she has learned is that giving people a small reward intermittently is better than giving a bigger reward more often. she has become a more effective gold digger

Hope he has a good trip

Were the xister posts and gold digger posts always intertwined or is this something new

gotta change up the bait or people stop biting

>>79069226
bad post
>>79069232
good post

Ok so I haven't visited /shon/ in maybe 2 weeks, haven't been watching the discord too closely either
Give me a qrd on the past couple weeks, it can be in either text or image form thanks

its not bait though its just the truth

>>79069739
She is going clubbing abroad and will stream when she gets back.

>>79069739
image summary

Shondo is my sexy fuckable little gold digger

>>79069848
pretty good summary but you forgot this

>>79069848
not nice, man.

Seriously, if you have nothing nice to say don't say it.

>>79069848
Thanks, images can speak a thousand words and this says a million

>>79069739
She’s back basically in two weeks or less.
Gary shit
Otis birthday
Good things coming

>>79069989
>Gary shit
bit rude innit?

>>79069977
Funniest post in 3 months

>>79069989
Oh nice. Happy birthday you wrinkly skinrag looking fag

Who Gary

>>79070347
The only shogga that matters anymore

Gary must be stopped, we can't let him just win.

What about me?

I really want to cum on her tummy. It feels like more than a desire now. If I dont ejaculate a huge load on her tummy and chest some day, I will die an unfulfilled man

>>79070559
You don't have an easily pronounceable name and you're not a martyr.

>>79070347
Some sperg.

>>79069977
it's a joke

>>79070717
Anonymous is very recognisable and easy to read dipshit

she is going to dubai

>>79071019
Easy for you..

shondo marry me

>>79072188
she already has!

;)

Why does Otis fucking suck at eating? He kept dropping everything all over the floor! Messy so and so

>>79072523
it's okay because he cleaned up after himself!

>>79072523
He was hungy

what are you guys talking abt w the "business trip" I don't look at the discord or offline chat I just look at the threads sometimes.

>>79072523
And I bet you lick your greasy black fingers after eating a bucket of fried chicken you fat fucking nigger.

>>79073086
LMAO

>>79073086
Thank you for making me laugh racist otis

>>79073086
real men lick their fingers, 'men' wipe their hands on a napkin

>>79072523
hes a rich man he doesnt need to worry about getting the floor messy because a wagie will clean it up

>>79073086
Is this real there's no way Otis would type that he's not racist

Whoever is behind the Gary larp you need to give it up

>>79073742
But I only just started

Gary this Gary that if he's all you can think about then you're a gay in denial

It isn't, I just think it needs to end. Your shogga parody isn't funny.

I don't think about Gary at all. He is the one larping as a shondophrenic and trying to get the attention of other men.
Pretty gay and lame if you ask me, shigga

Hey Xive stop reading threads and then banning the new Gary when its convenient for a narrative.

hey Xive sydouWave keep up the good work you cringelord

You should both know the most efficient way to get rid of a faggot on the internet is by not feeding them or noticing them
If I was Gary, hypothetically of course, and saw how much attention I got here, I'd only keep at it

>>79074354
Good. He's the best thing to happen in 3 months

>shondo goes on hiatus
>king mod gets more active
>shondo going on 'business trip'
>mentions the club
the mod to shondo to chat pipeline is real and they are laughing in our faces. it even lines up with their persecution of king T and the bratty rrat
wake up shoggas

freakin' sweet, Lois! a Derek thread

nta but I'd have sex with shondo and her opinion on the topic wouldn't sway me
I dont have the relevant soundpost

>>79006860
nice rat

>>79074477
Can confirm, just emptied my nutsack down her throat

big things are coming (graduation)

>>79074477

big things are cumming (my dick)

big things are cumming (my cock)

small things are cumming (my micropenis)

>>79075477
>>79075502
Kiss

medium things are cumming (my brown medium penis)

small things are cumming (my wife shondo)

>>79074477
If that one picture he posted was actually him, he looks like a lanky femboy with wrists thinner than shondo, the idea that you're even trying to suggest this is hilarious kek

>>79076127
Who xive? I've got xives femboy mirror selfie saved for future use

Erm
thats kinda gay

>>79076127
perfect for shondo

>>79000065
She has good taste, hope more of her friends are able to get in

>>79077015
>shondo wanting someone who can slap her around
>a guy who somehow looks physically weaker than her
Yeah nah lol

>>79077479
almost as if she doesnt actually want to be physically abused

oh boy i love this time loop

>>79077593
Yup. Even if it's a fantasy, she doesn't want her spouse to look like a milquetoast femboy for a number of obvious reasons. Imagine choosing a programmer socks queer as your partner and you go outside and both of you get assaulted

>>79078005
>Go outside
She should do considerably less of that

>Yup. Even if it's a fantasy, she doesn't want her spouse to look like a milquetoast femboy for a number of obvious reasons. Imagine choosing a programmer socks queer as your partner and you go outside and both of you get assaulted

>>79078698
literally her dream man
>and literally me btw

>>79078698
Name a lanklet that'd be snapped in half by a stiff breeze that she's gushed over more compared to trevor

even a linux using lgbtqwtfbbq could slap shondo around easily in her phyiscal state

Trevor was a disgusting piece of shit and her fawning over him gave me hope in life because I am also a disgusting piece of shit.

>>79079230
big Ed

so is she gay or does she like old men

>>79079562
Watch maybe 5 vods and you'll be able to come to your own conclusion

>using fictional characters to defend being a disgusting slob irl thinking it's desirable
grim

she wants an old man to help her molest and rape women with.
that old man is me also

>>79079677
Stop coping, it's somehow more unsightly than the actual people she's into

>>79079825
jesse

>>79079675
do you want me to watch the vods where she gushes over men or the ones where she gushes over women or the ones where she says she is gay or the ones where she talks about her preference in men or the ones where she talks about how she wants to see girls kiss or the etc etc

the actual person shes into? me

>>79080016
Just watch some vods considering you aren't there when she's live

How about don't watch any VODs and kill yourself?

I've been here for 2 years and I still don't know if she is gay or not.

>waaah is she gay?!
>waaah is she straight?!
just take the rape-pill, retards.

I don't care what she is because I love her

she likes to ogle girls but is attracted to old bastards (not sexually because she's assexual and also gay) it's not that hard to understand

i remember the silence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goXDAFtkJLw

>>79080655
shondo is for ryona not rape