/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

IT'S IN THE GAME

Jelly is...

>>79041544
a crybaby

>>79041544
the only thing that keeps me going.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYUcRh4zkg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mXMR6YTY9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17PXo0IdhhA

https://wheelofnames.com/b4s-jbm
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

Architect bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVR1wmORb_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVR1wmORb_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVR1wmORb_c

>>79041544
A vtuber that should tinkle directly into my mouth

I love Shiina!

>>79041544
totally not /here/

>>79041643
/tsunx/ and it's consequences...

>>79041544
Going to be the death of me if she doesn't return soon
My wife

>>79041643
>my first time
I actually do not believe her. I don't care how Asian your parents are.

>>79041544
very upset, because a promising music gig fell through

I want to inspect Hime's throat is ok by ramming my cock down her throat

>>79041742
she was prolly a double cheeseburger girl or something
Anyway big macs are overpriced trash nowadays.
Paper thin meat, gross sauce, and expensive too.

>>79041774
The trip had nothing to do with her music career.

>>79041690
They've only gotten stronger in death.

>>79041742
It's believable. I only ever ate a big mac this year and it was because I was just curious on what it tasted like. Mind you, my parents weren't even that strict, just that they instilled eating healthy to me.

>>79041643
the burgers at mcdonald's aren't actually that bad, it's the fries and drinks that make people fat
also she's going to wear gloves and ruin it anyway

>>79041815
I don't think your dick is long enough SEAman

Lumi's a vegetarian or something, right? Might explain why she's so sick, her body is malnourished

>>79041932
no she's just anorexic

Which Phaser would you punch in the face with all your might knowing that there is a small chance it kills her

>>79041997
yes

>>79041997
None of them you sick fuck.

>>79042023
You have to pick one

what’s the deal with Lumi’s moderators?

Pipkin Pippa? More like Whorekin Whore!

>>79041997
sea anon with the stupid questions

>what’s the deal with Lumi’s moderators?

>>79041932
nope, but she is vaxxed and barely goes outside anymore

>>79041997
tenma and uruka

>>79041997
lumi

Kocham Pipkin Pippe even if she truly hates me. Pippa love

>>79041997
Real men don't beat women

I got a mandatory vacation from work today. What should I do with the free time?

>>79041997
Always Lumi.

>>79042287
Lisa would probably enjoy a little bit of roughing up.

>>79042298
Play Dark and Darker with me

Phaser for this feel?

>>79042352
Do you think she would enjoy getting hit in the face really hard?

>>79042352
Lisa is for delicate classy lady

How come these bitches only play yugioh and not the other TCGs?

>>79042421
Depends what you hit her with.

>>79041865
>curious on what

>>79042479
Like what? Magic the Blackening?

Phasers are the best livers.

>>79041742
I've never had a Big Mac and I'm not even Asian.

>>79042592
Guy on the bottom?
Yeah me

Now that Panko Manko has been dethroned as THE Italian vtuber, how will she cope?

>>79042546
Vanguard
Pokémon
Flesh and blood
Digimon
One piece
Grand archive

>>79042479
And they all play Labrynth...

>>79042366
Runie

>>79041932
No, one of her favorite foods is steak. But she obviously refuses to eat enough protein in fear of getting fat.

>>79041544
actually the perfect woman, she gives me hope for females everywhere

>>79042654
PIPPA IS NOT RACIST

>>79042479
Nasa is a pokemon master

>>79042732
Prove it? She had 0 black boyfriends

>>79042847
>He doesn't know

>>79042732
Everyone's a little bit racist, haven't you seen Avenue Q? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th4FMmNQpAk

>>79042492
...

Just woke up and learned that Jelly returned to us, yet I missed it...

>>79041997
Lia

>>79042492
Hot but Lia is way too much of a sub to hold that leash

>>79042546
I remember back when magic was good...

>>79039528
>racecar is a palindrome

so is --- Yo, banana boy!

Phasefriend Ojou-sama is playing Overwatch with a male

https://www.twitch.tv/tallemi_ella

Is Random a phase friend now? Is he gonna cuck us too just like Holo grills?

>>79042678
>dull
>linear
>dull
>linear
>bad
>bad

Yugioh is a miserable game but it's just an excuse to yap with moving pictures. Magic hasn't been good in eight years, so they have to choose something and duel monsters is the second largest game of any value.

>>79042479
Yugioh is like magic the gathering but for people that take showers

>>79042682
Now THAT'S just because it's what Nova plays. I really think Runie would be better off on a couple other decks, there's lots of evil women to be had in that game.

>>79043527
>for people that take showers
Only because Konami implemented the shower rule

>>79043444
too much thc in his blood to get it up, nevermind cuck anyone. if anything he's directly the cuck lmao

>>79041997
Maybe Iori.
Wouldn't even consider any other phase women though.

Confession I like randon

>>79042847
Most women haven't, doesn't make them racist

>>79042298
Are you living in fucking 2021

>>79043732
do i look like a member of the clergy
don't talk to me faggot

>>79043845
nvm I read this as mandatory vaccine...

It's time to sleep

>>79043847
>do i look like a member of the clergy
You get as much pussy as one

>>79043732
I don't like him now but I liked him then when he kept some personal things more under wraps. Man's a boy failure or whatever zoomers are saying.

>>79043357
>spoiler
Whore

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>79043908
Nigga what?
I will give you a pass though as I also need a nap
Kocham Pipkin Pippe! too

>>79043908
>>79043845
apparently you're the one living in fucking 2021 lmao

Shalom /pcg/

Sex with Uruka and Hina

>>79043957
I watched him back then but stopped following after because of the hiatuses and stuff. What happened?

>>79044161

Fuck you
*De-femcels your Hina*

>>79044379
Fuck you too buddy

>>79044379
femcels aren't real

>>79044379
??? Hina was never a femcel though.

>Watching 3 year anniversary vod
>Iori starts speaking
Why does she make the voice.

>>79044379
Hina's a femcel?

Snake wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGi7zdHa0A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGi7zdHa0A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGi7zdHa0A

>>79044379
Hina isn't a femcel anon.

>>79044379
Hina should have sex with me in front of Runie, driving her jealous so she joins in

>>79044480
Why does this Airi look like Momoi moments before saying the n-word

>>79041865
Dude, this year's Big Macs are literally the worst they've ever been in history. The patties are now thinner than the pickle slices. The only good thing is the sauce and you can mix that at home.
Now the Dbl quarter pounders are alright, just gotta tell them no sauce and replace the sliced onions with dehydrated onions.

I still prefer buying fresh from the grocer and cooking them on the Foreman grill.

>>79044558
>>79044517
>>79044480
Normal well adjusted women don't get that excited about doing gfe

Pippa's defenseless anus.

>>79041997
Sakana, so I gain his power.

>>79044716
Neither do femcels.

>>79044161

>>79044716
They get excited over something that's gonna make them money.

>>79044778
Explain Pippa

Pathetic

Man I just listened to the new song and it's so processed I couldn't tell who was who.
Cute song though, but still.

>>79045134

>>79043932
A hole is a hole, anon. Still counts.

>>79044994
Pippa doesn't have any consistent thought processes and she changes her mind on these things almost every day.

>>79045204
>>79045134
Why do they have to make the so skanky?

>>79045200
That's why they put their faces next to the lyrics.

>>79045164

>>79042732
Hitler wasn't either
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YWWdk-GVZV8

>>79045292
Sorry...

>>79045227
It's called lying anon, she lies.

>>79045227
Name one thing Pippa has been flip flopping on, because she has not been doing GFE for 3 years now.

>>79045134
Why don't they match heights?

>>79045351
>because she has not been doing GFE for 3 years now.
Does he know?

>>79045292

Phaser for this feel?

>>79045398
I even watch the streams backwards to make sure there isn't any hidden coded GFE in them.

>>79045442
Not Pippa.

>>79045292
This one's pigojan

>>79045442
Ember

>>79045434

I kinda want to get a dog would a Pomeranian get me pussy?

>>79045351
>not been doing GFE
Wrong, it's just a cooler version of GFE where she's a bisexual dork

>>79044994
Pippa has only just recently quit being that furry groomer Zax's cumsock after years and years. She's anything but a femcel. Same shit with Panko calling herself a femcel.

>>79045634
If you want a pussy why aren't you getting a cat?

>>79045442
Lisa, she know how to roll backwoods too

>>79045653
Sexual tension with your little sister experience at most. I'm not going one step beyond that.

>>79045702
I'm not Shane dawson

>>79045634
Don't fuck your dog

>>79045634
The dog would definitely get a lot of female attention if you keep it well groomed and go on walks. From there its up to you.

>>79045634
Please don't get a dog for the sole purpose of attracting women.

>>79045634
If you want girls get a Great Dane bitches love em for some reason.

The Italian Badass, Panko.

>>79045941
This.
Dogs are very expensive and difficult to take care of. Chloroform is a much cheaper and easier method of getting laid.

what are your thoughts on having unprotected sex with your sister

>Pippa not showering for months during her NEET days
Imagine the aroma.

>>79046272
I don't have a sister

>>79046272
I did it once and will do it again when I get the chance

>>79046272
Incest is wrong.

>>79046272
Haven't done it, won't do it. Because I do it with my cousin instead.

>>79046110
Italian super spy, Panko, has been working on her infiltration skills

>>79046400
BOOOOOORINGGGGGG

>>79046272
Hate it. Gross

>>79046272
I like it in doujins, absolutely despise the idea of doing that in real life though.

>>79046272
Go back to bed, Pippa.

>>79046684
Squilking Lisa dry

rrat: Lisa poster is Pippa

Lisaposter needs rape correction

Honestly, Loki should raw more dakis.

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>79046985
With me

>>79046985
>raw more dakis
did she do them with a condom before?

>>79046272
I've never wanted to fuck my sister

this dog is terrifying. she's even willing to kill turtles

>>79047045

>>79047135
Pico HATE

>>79047135
Turtle chuuba when?

I love my wife beating alien

>>79047135
she told you

>>79047710
Iori cute

>>79047710
deerwife

>>79047710
MOOOOOODDDDDSSSS

Lumi soon?

Nick... what's going on big guy?
You just kicked Jelly down the stairs...

>>79047710
That's a child

>>79047710

>>79047045
Normal sibling relationships in /pcg/?!

I think Michiru is pretty neet.

>>79047921
Im gonna have to self defense him down the stairs first

>>79042151
Gym, cons and weddings don't count as outside?

>>79047962
>loli Iori
ToT

>>79048277
Interesting setup

>>79048361
Interesting setup

>>79045060
THE GLUUUUU

>>79048418
Boring setup kys

>>79047849
in 6 hours

>>79048592
Interesting setup

Why do the Phase girls like Hitler even though he allegedly killed 6 million Jews?

Phase needs a cute British girl.
Fish should poach Pippa and Kiri

>>79049111
you answered your own question

>>79049111
I think he actually killed 600 million

>>79049111
Pippa said he's a cute twink

>Runie is actually literally unironically shilling the coffee
I'm suprised sakana doesn't make the other girls do it as well

>>79049111
Cause fuck Idol

>>79049111

>>79049427
>I'm suprised sakana doesn't make the other girls do it as well
How fucking new? It used to be constant

>>79049111
The Phase girls aren't too fond of Idol.

>>79048670
Why so late?

>>79049444
>>79049574

>>79049558
> used to
thanks for proving my point

>>79049111

>>79049657
if it makes you feel better, Lisa is the only Idol talent I watch or care about

>>79049675
People don't like constantly being advertised to. Adblock is prolific for a reason.

get more jokes why are vtuber fans so uncreative

>>79049397

>>79049769
there's constantly and there's not doing it for more than a year

>>79049720
I like Poko too.

>>79049657
>>79049720
Lisa isn't an idol talent, she is a tsun talent and always will be, Idol are merely managing her, she has nothing to do with their branding or company culture.

did jelly private the crying stream?

>>79049798
What's the deal with Phase coffee?

Bros how do I get a Dutch Indo Hapa GF?

>>79049798
Pippa walmart

>>79049955
By not being (You)

>This Rwanda coffee bean comes with notes of pineapple juice
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE A PINEAPPLE FLAVOR FISHFUCK! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS!

>>79049880
What are you even advocating for? Do you want them to open up every stream with "YOU CAN BUY MINE AND MY GENMATES COFFEES ON SHOP.PHASECONNECT.COM RIGHT NOW PUT IN CODE "FISH" FOR AN EXTRA 3 MONTHS SHIPPING"?

>>79049919
It's sad that you're not wrong. I don't know exactly what she wanted out of Idol but I can assume she thought things would be different. At least she has 2 genmates that she likes quite a bit.

>>79049998
Are you sure? I think I'm pretty great.

Did Hime put on some weight? I watched her handcam and she seems a bit chubby. Not that I'm complaining. There's nothing hotter than a squishy Chinese girl.

>>79049969
pippa cunnysseur

>>79050019
>PUT IN CODE "FISH" FOR AN EXTRA 3 MONTHS SHIPPING"?
Kek

>>79047258
>he doesn't know

>>79050019
Or just do like runie who is making actual dedicated streams of making and tasting the coffee.

>>79050136
who wants a serious coffee tasting stream when you have uruka, pippa, and lia providing girl failure coffee making streams?

Loki declared war on Panko

Pippa is fucking flat

>>79049679
>white_supremacists_rant.bs

>>79050327
they shared a hotel room in japan and probably slammed clams

>>79050327
>no bra = flat
Not seeing the correlation there

https://files.catbox.moe/ktwy1j.jpg

>>79050411
she says "i'm fucking flat urika" at the very end retard

>>79050238
They could have done that at Offkai if any of them had actually went.

>>79050050
Encore have been great, Enya especially seems to be taking her second chance seriously, but other than the mario kart tournament it doesn't feel like idol did much to integrate them and they are just sitting in the corner by themselves. Like Lisa was supposed to collab with juna but that fell through and hasn't been mentioned since. Hopefully that changes but idol doesn't seem to be holding it together at the moment in general.

>>79050452
Dick too white

Can someone tell Pippa's sister that it's cringe to greentext on twitter?

>>79049919
Amen to that

>>79050552
I'm sure she'll see this post and get the message

>>79050552
>greentexts

<on twitter
>with reddit
spacing

>>79050552
get with the times grandpa, everybody greentexts on twitter nowadays.
Some don't even know it's a 4chan thing.

>>79042908
No. Some people grow up. I know you wouldn’t understand.

Why aren't my messages being sent

>>79050552
Dumbass dinosaur

>>79050552
She's still cute.

>>79049919
You can tell this just by the fact that there's like maybe one or two lisaposters in /jidf/ and I'm pretty sure it's the same two that post here.

Goo morning
Conked out during the start of Jelly Strom did she ever manage to Minecraft? Any highlights?
Anything else happen?

>>79050552
Chio has proven herself to be a massive fucking sperg (affectionate)

>>79050531
> Like Lisa was supposed to collab with juna but that fell through and hasn't been mentioned since.
I had assumed junaur was the one to seal the deal. Tragic.

>>79050908
She crafted
Pretty funny stream overall, would recommend watching the VOD
Lots of wife beating jokes

>I am biologically a woman
What did she mean by this?

>>79050972
Evil korean women are the root of all the world's problems.

>>79050411
Ignoring that Pippa says shes flat, yes there is no correlation between breast size and going braless. Uruka seems to be the only girl that insists on wearing a bra because she's obsessed with the idea that she'll have a wardrobe malfunction. The rest of the girls admit they mostly wear pasties because it's more comfortable.

Phase girls should lineup and let me suck on their breasts.

>>79051034
Spiritually she's a 34 year old male security supervisor.

>>79050552
Bro that's so cringe, still love her though.

>>79050702
commieschizo...

>>79051248
He's under your bed.

>>79050972
Gen 1+2 have been all over the place the past few months and barely stream

>>79041742
For me its the big tasty bacon the ultimate burger in terms of taste and portion size.

>>79042479
>I play yugioh
>They play yugioh
WE ARE

>>79051324
He's in the thread

>>79051540
When's your transition date?

>>79042479
YGO attracts autists the most.

>>79051544
Both of you are, always at the same time it seems.

>>79051432
As long as Poko and Lisa aren't affected I don't really care.

>>79050327
>5'10
>flat
No wonder she's got a lolita complex and general anxiety.
Either or would be fine but together it's a mix of traits broadly considered unfitting .
Not as bad as being skinny ontop of being short for a guy but women don't really *have* compounding innate physical attractiveness failure points but from her POV it's still gonna be pretty bad

Rrat, Lisa joined Idol to sabotage it and will take over and rename it to "Pipussy company" so she can legally scam Pippa out of MILLIONS of dollars and parade her naked through wallmart on a leash

>>79050654
>Green text
When acient greek texts were found quoting with >

>>79051695
>Both of you
Sorry schizo I was just making a rhyme I don't know who you think I am.

>>79051721
she's the phantom confirmed

>>79042479
>Magic
Ugly.
>Pokemon
Swingy
>Vanguard
Literally who

Genuinely, what do you even want?
Shadowverse?

>>79051618
In 6 months after your mom gives birth to a child shell actually love

>>79051744
>parade her naked through wallmart on a leash
I thought they broke up after Lia kissed pippa on the lips?

>>79051927
Exactly, it's revenge

I like YGO because I like playing solitaire

>>79051824
There's only two of them. One occasionally posts cringe the other regularly accuses everyone of being commieschizo.
Both are "commieschizos"

>>79051918
>shell

Reminder that Runie cancelled her YugiOh stream becasue she actually hates it and used the Origins anniversary as a cover. She didn’t want to hurt Nova’s feelings

>>79051721
>>5'10
where does that come from?

>>79052041
Why hasn't anyone made a pakno in grammar nazi uniform yet?

https://x.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1805267821439684790

>>79052173
https://x.com/miannawzays/status/1805267868780740824

>>79052130
She talked about being as tall as a certain Azure Lane statue.
People looked it up and it's about that size.

>>79049644
voice hort

>>79049558
>>79049675
>>79049769
>autists who are autistic and retarded surprised that a girl would want to review a coffee that is themed after her
Must have been held at gunpoint.

>waring a hoodie with a tank top is slutty
>Not wearing a bra is okay
Pippa is a mystery

>>79052173
>>79052236

>>79052243
what statue?

>>79050552
It's okay, she is free.

>>79052173
>>79052236

>>79052276
>a coffee that is themed after her
she's reviewing all of them dumbass.
She said she got all the invaders, kaleido and Euphoria coffees.
She's reviewing Pico's this week.

>>79052311

>>79052303
No I kind of get it.
See.
She doesn't have a lot there.
So far her it's like a guy running around with a jockstrap underneath his suit.
Also she and Uruka really should join the pastie cult.

>>79052119
To be fair yugioh is very complicated and labrynth is actually hard as balls to play, at least irl, because you usually go up to chain link 5 with your effects and have to keep track of everything.

>>79052440
>Pippa doesn't wear a bra because she's flat
>But she said she would never wear shorts without leggings
Interesting

>>79052459
Modern YGO is a bit like D&D 4E was in that the design is actually quite nice but it runs counter to the idea of making people touch grass rather than letting the legwork be done by two computers connected through the internet.

>>79052519
Sounds like a basic self-consciousness issue, like not wearing t-shirts without something else on top.

>>79052170
>he doesn't have it

>>79052667
I was implying she had a fat ass

>>79052459
Toad niggers rise up. Pour a one out for the OG.

>>79052519
>giving pips bright green tights with red shorts

>>79052519
Don't really see how they're contradictory or connected t b h.

>>79051822
Who is she quoting?

>>79052738
>implying
She has confirmed this right? On stream

Clara doko

>>79052915
drunk probably

>>79042713
>refuses to eat enough protein in fear of getting fat.
Carbs will make you fat, not protein.

>>79053108
Anything will make you fat if you eat enough of it ketolard. CICO.

>>79053231
Wrong, I eat Airi's pussy every day and haven't gained a pound

>>79052912
My dick, it has gained sentience and is currently trying to take over my body.

>>79053231
Rabbit meat.

>>79053309
Clearly you haven't been doing a good job in sucking out my cum from there or you would have had plenty of protein.

>>79053108
She avoids those too.

>>79053409
No you just cum very little, I cum more

>>79053409
*SLURRRRRRRP*

>>79053463
Gumi...

>>79050089
Remember when everyone decided Pippa's dox were fake because it turned out to be full of Russian?

Loki cute...

>>79053398

>Idol is doing another donothon
You know I shit on Sakana a lot but at least he's smart enough to stay away from donothons.

I WANT TO FUCK THIS DOG

I WANT TO BREED THIS BITCH WITH MY FAT WHITE COCK

I WANT TO PUSH MY DICK DOWN HER SOAR THROAT UNTIL SHE CRIES OUT HER LAST TEAR

I NEED TP RAPE HIME SO FUCKING HARD THIS DUMB FUCKING BITCH MAKES ME SO HORNY

>>79053825
most girls in phase have already done them

>>79053903
It's been at least a year since the last one though.

>>79053856
>MY FAT WHITE COCK
Proof?

>>79053957
you aint getting it liker

https://youtu.be/7IQDY9vSjQw

>>79053740
I breed rabbits for consmption. Its a great was to lose weight.

My wife Rie can have all the fun she wants with sexy muscular hunks, I'll just wait my turn in the corner

>>79054006

>>79054006
dont be stingy

>>79054098
>Its a great was to lose weight

This edit took way too long. It looked so simple at a glance.

>>79054222
No Panko, don't do this to me.

>>79051034
She has XX chromosomes.

>>79054492
Proof?

>>79054411
...so who told Shiina about that?
Vrchat goings on I mean.
>>79051018
Oh she left it up?

>>79054568
Being on the internet for 5 minutes

>>79054540
idk i'm not jelly

>>79054555
>I don't cry often
liar

>>79054341
Sugoi

>>79054411
They should have stopped at Dark Souls 2

>>79054098
what a coincidence, i also breed rabbits

>>79054669
Bloodborne*
Every game from then on should've just gone for more original stuff like Sekiro.

Baker doko?

>>79054540
She came out so female, her parents put that down on paper, no questions.
Rarely are people born with such physically iffy genitalia as to confuse this. Are we calling her into question because of her “masculine” interests again? Social norms of masculinity are the question here, not her sex.

>>79054661
>>79054341
>triple checked before posting
>post
>notice I missed a piece of the crown
I always forget something...

bread koko
>>79054911
>>79054911

>>79054555
The fact that she cries & sniffles at her character intonation & pitch suggests either amazing control or the jelly persona being where she mentally retreats to whenever she's upset enough.

>>79054714
You could say that we both eat rabbit meat.

黒ん坊

>>79055007

>>79054937