/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

poggie woggie

JELLY LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/live/yDTe5aT0o5M
https://www.youtube.com/live/yDTe5aT0o5M
https://www.youtube.com/live/yDTe5aT0o5M

I want to take ecstasy with Lia and Hime.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Jelly acts seiso on stream but she's actually a monster on the toilet

>>79023937
She live and mad as hell

Wife

Sometimes I wish I had some friends I could just chill with, but not very often.

awa
https://www.youtube.com/live/yDTe5aT0o5M

>>79024083
buy an ad

So is Pippa asleep or what?

>>79024122
No

>>79024083
Still sad that she's not phasing in.

>>79024154
yeah with me

>>79024124

>>79024154
I am fucking her raw right now

>jelly is currently throwing things and having an autistic tantrum over coffee

>>79024083
She's gonna be someone's wife once the chink scam company she joined collapses.

TENMA IS SEX

>>79024226
It's a heavy responsibility to bear but I'll take the bullet for you guys

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

>>79024282
Correct.

tenma is a filthy gypsy whore whose ancestors should have been gassed

>jelly regresses when upset

>>79024220

>>79024282
true.

>>79024354
I wouldn't go that far, but she certainly keeps her word like one.

>>79024282
Yes

>>79024354
>>79024343

>>79024378
Dont stare at the balls

jerry's nose...

Jelly please...

>>79024460
Has got it going on

Tenma had too much sex and is now pregnant

...did she actually cry over the coffee?

>>79023955

>>79024455
why'd it put jelly in quotes like it doesn't believe it's her name

FISHMAN YOU MADE JERRY CRY BY FUCKING UP HER COFFEE

I'm going to fucking kill Sakana if it's the last thing I do.

>>79024480
That’s right, beg for me you fucking fag

Jerry sniffles...

>>79024488
She’s be a good tenmama

It's over, jelly will graduate and join hololive

So she did DM sakana lmao

>>79024325
Moments after the doggy begging pose
https://files.catbox.moe/z5stb0.jpg

I am good at games.

That fucking fish made my wife cry

sakana you homo, fix the coffee

fishman hate jelly love

Women tears good, I love women tears

>>79024554
What are you talking about schizo??????????

It's happening all over again...

Males should Phase in, Fishman should Phase out.

She loves us...

who made jerry upset and why

FISHMAN HATE

>>79023955
>>79024494
NOW (Literally right now)
Jelly Hoshiumi (17:15UTC | LIVE | She back)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDTe5aT0o5M

SOON
Utatane Nasa & Gram Pico (08:00UTC | 30m | NasaPico (Budget Phase Weekly for JPs))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyDS__xOE9A

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 3h30m | Cooking Comparison w/ Awawa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5nWDf4tkfo
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 6h30m | Fork Road)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGi7zdHa0A

Notes:
>Pico is talking submissions for zatsu about yuri tomorrow https://forms.gle/WurZuBr9q5zVgbt59 (not Sexcat)
>Clara is guerilla schedule this month (or as long as she's in EU)
>Phase Invader auditions end on June 30th, go apply if female

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi

>>79024614
She's going to make Sakana change her coffee to the one she wanted.

Where are those management simps from a few hours ago? Chop chop get to work it's time to gobble fish sticks in your mouth.

>>79024708
who is she???? your mom???

>>79024674
>who
The lord above

>I was on break for a week but it didn't feel like a break from any of it after all
jesus

jelly is a cry babby

>jelly becoming more and more of a pickme whore
>now resorting to crying stream for attention
grim

>I wanted a specific coffee
fishman HATE

Bro.....
https://x.com/YuniLunaTV/status/1804997333417148649

jerry is becoming a hag and dying...

Jelly is a girl, retard Google

>Jerry wanted a dark Sumatran roast because it's her favorite and she wanted to share it with the Starknights
she might be the only talent who actually cares about what her coffee was and they fucked it up

>>79024664

JUSTICE FOR JERRY. TENMA TWIST SAKANAS BALLS

I'm gonna

>>79024354
Baaed

>>79024751
Jelly you fucking retard, watch streams.

>>79024852
LMAO THAT'S TRUE AND GENUINELY HORRIBLE

>>79023937
Jelly should tinkle directly into my mouth

>Meme coffee ended up making one of the girls cry
You have gone too far fishman

>>79024803
Yeah? We went over this already.

>>79024869

>>79024852
Ember also did, iirc Ember wanted a blonde roast

>jerry cant walk
wheelchair

My coworker just gave me a really concerned look at me throwing my hands up in despair at jell being upset.

Cooma from Tekken

it's just coffee

>>79024963
doesn't say anything about the roast
what the fuck are "red notes"

Getting brain wormy but too tired to care.

>>79025060
Bout?

Blazblue? That game is fucked up Jelly.

>jelly done crying
what else is on?

>crying over coffee
That's so autistic

>>79024995
you dont understand jelly bottle up all her stress until the music is over then she found out her coffee is wrong

>>79024964
shin splints hurt and take a long time to heal

>>79025097
Kill yourself

>>79024964
cripple jerry

>that game has the trap in it
jerry no!

>>79025081
Nothing specific, just the usual insecurities and self worth issues.

>>79024984
Just tell him you were watching sportsball and your team lost. It's the normie cheat code.

>most popular talent is give the hardest type of coffee to brew that will taste like dogs it if make 1 wrong step
>doesn't follow what talents want, instead what retarded roaster imagine what they want
God the coffee thing is handled so badly

>>79025097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY6Xc73pMMw

jelly proving she belongs in the sad girl company

>>79025178
Ah, not much to do about that other than focus on what you have and what you can do.

Who tryna hop on bbtag?? bbtag matches anyone?

I hope Jelly feels better soon.

>>79025118
Yeah it sounds like it was a lot of things going wrong and then one more thing just kind of broke the camel's back. I hope Sakana is trying to fix it.

its STARKNIGHTS retard AI

>>79025181
I just said the pathology department put in a mislabeled order again happens 15 times a shift so it's whatever

>>79025275
He's a pushover when it comes to things that actually upset the talents. I expect it to be fixed pretty soon.

Pipkiss

>giving a single fuck about over priced dogshit coffee
I hate how consumerist vtubing in

>>79025341
Baffling post.

Stop reading the thread Jelly

>>79024852
She said it wasn't Sakana's fault though.
He should be able to get his money back from that distribute, man.

>>79025341
Coffee is unoptimal way of getting caffeine anyway, caffeine pills are way better and doesn't give you the shit.

Guess I go to bed or something I dont know

>>79025285
jelly bellies...

Pippa should stop being a brat and let me love her.

>>79025259
>tag
eww
I only play CF

jelly's back in town

>>79025341
vtubing in

jerry clarkson?

Okay back to Tenma sex

>>79025341
You should vtubing out

>>79025165
made me laugh loudly when she said that

>>79025379
Stop responding to it

>>79025416
Goodnight Capipi and goodnight /pcg/

>>79025379
So how much money did you waste at offkai

>>79025506

>>79025341
Well, some of us may not be paying the streamer for anything, but we're still "consuming" it.
A none capitalist economy is a forbidden topic in this holy world of capital though. Watch your step

>>79025416
Nini dork, hope the brainworms are a bit better tomorrow.

even google is jerryposting

>>79025408
Eliminating pleasure in all corners of your life for the artificial is suboptimal.

Okay my fear that Jelly was graduating disappeared when she said she missed streaming

>>79025416
sleep well, lil capipi

>>79025506
sleep well, lil hostage

>erm sorry you allocated 200 MB less ram than the recommended. please restart
what the fuck is modded minecraft doing these days

>>79025584

>>79025341
I don't care about the coffee. I care that Jelly cared enough to put some thought into it because she wanted to make her fans happy and the company fucked it up.

Bnuy posting can fix shin splits
Also, nu minecraft sucks, thanks microsoft

>>79025506
>>79025566
Why are you still here?

I hate how depressed Jelly is

Eating ass straight from the Gym

>It was a networking trip
So her parents aren't selling her off to some random guy?

Jerry just needs to do some sorting, that will fix things

>jelly parents are rich corpo executives

awawawa

why don't programs just automatically convert it why do I need to remember to add the 24 MBs for each GB

>>79025416
>>79025506
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>79025657
Maybe she should care about actually streaming and not constantly fucking off to record shit music with her discord friends

>>79025667
hostages are forever

>jelly is a souless salary man

>>79025707
gay

>>79025667
Stockholm syndrome.

>>79024768
What the fuck is this

>>79025718
I told you they were visiting Uncle Zhu in Taiwan so she can get a job in his factory from day one.

>>79025771
The head vampire is dead. You don't like freedom?
No, I guess not.

>>79025771
even Yuri knows hostages are forever

[Jelly news] She's a part of the Asian Yakuza

>>79025765
Why? She probably makes more money doing the music. She only does this because Sakana offered her a deal that wouldn't interfere with her music career. Music is her primary job. You're just an afterthought.

>>79025754
You’re doing it wrong, a GB only has 1000 MBs

>>79025827
not now commieschizo

>>79025859
No. "Yuri" is dead.

She's a rabbit now. Shove off.

>>79025870
Stop replying to bait

>>79025870
>She probably makes more money doing the music
lol, no.

so Tenma really is yakuza?

>>79025566
>>79025626
>>79025758
Oyasumi

>>79025923
You're dead (to me)

>>79025923
a rabbit?

>>79025954
You better watch what you say anon.

>>79025765
>>79025870
Both of you. Hush.

>>79025919
>go against the dead cat, the schizo comes out to call you names
I'm a brown Jewish woman too.

>>79025805
Yeah like you wouldn’t eat it from the back when she demands you to

>>79025988
/jidf/ is two blocks down.

>>79025954
Yakuza would butcher her kind if they appeared in japan

>>79026013
/jidf/ is even more of a shithole right now than normal. I say let him stay until the company collapses.

>>79026013
Don't watch any of them. I watch Phase Connect, but not the long terminated dead and gone one either.

>>79025823
>jelly will never yell at you in front of the entire office to failing to near monthly goal
>jelly will never make you go buy her black roasted Sumatra coffee after you fail to meet your kpi

>>79026013

Jelly is having a melty again

>>79026075
Still one of the worst "costumes" I've seen in vtubing.

>>79026073
The only thing you watch is this thread.

>>79025754
some programs use 1024MB = 1GB, and some (gay ones) use 1000MB

>>79026107
>costumes
*outfits

>>79026068
Nah fuck that, he can come back when he learns to not shit up the thread

>server is outdated
FISHMAAAAAAAAAAN

>>79026119
Nothing new to report about yuri. get over it, anon.
*watches Jelly*

AAEEEEI TATSUKETE MUYUMAN

>>79026204
Post membership badge.

>>79026075
Why does such an innocent girl have such a sex model?

>>79025923
fuck off newfag

jerry leaked the code...

>>79026264

>>79026204
Jelly has 100% told you to kill yourself and rightly so

>>79026271
>So oldfag, he's deadfag
Like I said. Nothing new to report about the dead cat. Out with the old, in wiht the new.

Still don't know how to feel about the model of that chuuba from last thread.
https://twitter.com/necronival/status/1797257268641333283

>>79026325
>>79026239

>>79026320
>Pretending to know me.
Dork.

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1805148905111539993

>>79026333
Does it matter? Male so no chance of phasing in no matter how femboy they try to go

>>79026325
kys newfag

Jelly should do a Hackers watchalong

>>79026294

>>79026415
>Male
Huh? They don't sound masculine.

>>79025754
Power of 2 is very important and makes things go vroom. Not doing that sucks but I hate how companies trim to power of ten for dumb reasons and how SSDs have overprovisioning now as an excuse for where the space goes.

>>79026398
>only coming back so she can do another dogshit filian collab
Lol.

>>79026398
No Lumituber yet :(

>>79026457
Get yoinked loser

>Walmart
Doesn't she live in Malaysia?

>>79026294
I want to punch this thing

>>79026398
>Lumi collabing with Kiri
Holy based

>>79026472
needs to leech numbers again after basically not streaming for almost a month

>>79026333
>male
disgusting

>>79026416
>Breaks index finger bone
>Rusty pin clicks
>A bullet of dust poofs out the muzzle

>>79026461
He's not exactly hiding it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbjqhwfwtLI&t=20s

>>79026519
And she went to a place with a Build-a-Bear

>>79026294
Poggers

>>79026415
>>79026576
>>79026461
It's definitely a woman
https://www.twitch.tv/necronival/clip/ProudZealousKangarooLitty-p5xIMxbYVLOPmG08?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

>>79026549
What's she like?

>>79026549
The tradition of housewarming collabs is back on.

>>79026549
>Self loathing brit
Grim

go to sleep Pippa

Jelly is too good for me

>>79026664
anon...

>>79026786
What?

STAY AWAKE PIPPA

>>79026664
It's an Indonesian that's well within the male range

>>79026549
>Brown British tomboy racing girl
Give

>>79026698
Guess I'll start doing my reps. What thread do I ask about her in?

>>79026398
Lumi in a reasonably priced car

Why does filian keep collabing with phasers?

>>79026549
I'm surprised Lumi is collabing with someone much smaller than her. She usually only collabs with people around her ccv or higher.

Haven't watched a stream since Wed night
Any OH BOY BIGNIG NEWS I missed?

>>79026899
she's Phasing In

JELLY HEELS

>>79026631
Probably Australia desu

Post Rosemi Out of Touch you coward.

>>79026917
Pippa hates her fans and herself

>>79026899
they're on the same wavelength

>>79026989
I wish she wouldn't..

>>79026969

I wish I had fun friends. I wish a woman I liked liked me.

>>79026933

>>79026989
She literally loves us

>>79027026
mind breaking wape

>>79026989
Pippa has told me to kill myself, but still reads my chats. That means she loves me, specifically.

>>79027026
desu I was ready for pico flash

>Jelly in a pencil skirt

>>79026692
plays a lot of racing games apparently
she collabed with clara a while ago and i don't even remember hearing about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTOPW1G8oqM

also pic lol, lmao

Pippa call jerry she needs emotional support

>>79026549
Oh she collabed with Clara
https://youtu.be/Inu2HoMbLA4?

>>79027075
This

>what's the timer for? you'll see really soon

>>79026879
/corpo/.

>graduation timer

>>79027127
It's her song

>>79027127

>>79026549
Pippa is the superior British globie girl

Another exhausting day for this sailor, barely any time to enjoy the water. Goodnight /pcg/.

What was meant by this?

>>79026899
Because its an entire company of people that are compatible with her style of content and both parties benefit from it. Filian gets entertaining streams and Phase gets more exposure to a larger audience.

The timer isn't real

>>79027127
I hope it's the nukes I'm tired

>>79027092
Lol
Lmao

>>79027176
Is this gain?

>>79026398
Most ad friendly phase member right here

>>79027168
Blue pippa acute

>>79027168
I love Good Pippa!

>>79027174
sleep well, lil luvbug

[Big Jong News] Mahjong Soul has a Steam page.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2739990/Mahjong_Soul/

>>79026899
Filian's trying to destroy Phase by exposing it to her brain-damaged, subhuman audience.

>>79027313
we jonging, chat?

>>79027336
Hey, zoomers arent that bad, maybe...

>>79026899
Her own viewers are retarded and she wishes she had the kind of audience Pippa isn't allowed to cultivate anymore.

>>79027336
Lumi needs to be stopped, by any means possible

>>79026879
>start doing my reps
I did them for you.
Remember this?

traumatizing my oshi so she stays in the sad girl company forever

>>79027174
Goodnight and safe journeys

>>79027353
Not even once.

Why does Michiru hates Pico so much?

jerry...

Chat, watch this

HEY JERRY

>>79027428
no fucking way kek

>>79027428
Oh. That girl? Better not be invading
I'll fuck Kevin up

>>79027453
I think Michi is even more shy than Pippa is

wemi...

>>79027475
this is mean

>>79027453
She dared to intrude on her autism servers

>>79027453
I am sorry, Michiru has already done her 1 required phase collab of the year a couple of days ago with the gen 1 anniversary collab.
Them da rules.

>>79027428
Didn't Nasa say that she wanted big boobs?

>>79027428
Holy sex

[Jelly news] She barks at dogs

>>79027428
Still the second greatest model downgrade in vtubing history after lopi

>>79026916
Building bridges in anticipation of Vexpo. It would be really awkward if she went there to only meet with Smug and Xalabussy.

>>79027641
Fun fact: she changed back.

>>79027428
Wait a fucking minute it's THAT bitch? Unlimited fucking keks. At least she'll finally get some clips.

>>79027428
wow what a downgrade

>>79027722
Lumi already has a bunch of British fans tho

>>79027731
Nta: good that new model was fucking ass.

>>79027641
You forgot pochi

do any aristocrats think they're rich they all say what Jelly just said

>>79027731
i think the drama was more about her personality and attitude around why she changed the model than the actual changes themselves, even if they were also awful

>>79027731
And now her idol model is just as shit

Lumi's exposed anus pressed against the driver's seat of a reasonably priced car

Jelly is talking about she's a girly girl who loves perfume, dresses, public metro systems, spreadsheets and CNC machines.

>>79027875

Kicking Jelly down the stairs

>>79027388
>Her own viewers are retarded and she wishes she had the kind of audience Pippa isn't allowed to cultivate anymore.
>More retards
Odd post

perfume makes me gag and be unable to breathe. Any kind.
I was born to spend my whole life alone.

>>79027766
She's not meeting with fans.

>>79027875
Most girly girls tend to be pretty autistic

>>79027924
She wants racist retards not retarded children

>>79027638
I hissed at a dog that scared me.

>>79027844
Unironically this happens way more than you think. Upper middle class people know what difference between them and actual rich people so they downplay their wealth despite it being still being sizable. The poors on the other hand have a simpleton definition, so they're more likely to say they're "rich"

>>79027944
Literally doing a meet and greet

pico says she has been friends with nasa for 4-5 years

>>79028007
I meant meeting in person.

>>79027961
Racist retards are retarded children. wtf are you smoking, bitch?

>>79027722
xalamon's a leaf

fuck this guy he made my oshi cry

>>79028085
baffling post

>>79028058
Well I doubt she's going in person at all, nobody wants to go to the UK

>>79028091
*Brit

>>79028125
Turds. You're smoking your own turds. I see.

>>79027428
Looks like an even sluttier Hina built for twitch

>>79027874

>>79028132
Fish is going and she is constantly going on about wanting to go to Europe again, so chances are she's going too.

>>79028140
he's a potatonigger and lives in canada

>>79028091
*fag

>>79028259
fag and leaf are synonymous

>>79028236
Yeah somewhere nice like France or Germany, doubt she's going to a shithole like Birmingham

>>79028294
Naw, you're thinking off your family

Jelly is so fucking chuuni

>>79028358

I made the mistake of reading the catalogue bros....
I'm glad Phase fans aren't as mentally ill

Lumi and fish are going to get stabbed...

jelly bummed me out

>>79028358
>off

>>79028323
>Somewhere nice
>France and germany
Come on now

>>79028451
you get raped and beheaded in birmingham, not stabbed

>>79027939
most people dont use smells, but also stop being a pussy

>Lumi is cancelling even more stream to travel to England
it’s getting ridiculous at this point

>>79028085
commie schizo its time to go outside

>>79028454
Hot

>>79028451
Lumi will be the one doing the stabbing

>>79028483
>South Carolinian fingers typed this post

>>79028483
France and Germany are still nice as long as you stay outside the major pozzed cities. AUSLANDER RAUS is trending for a reason, there's still bastions left of the old culture.

>>79028483
Still nicer than England

>>79028533
what's ridiculous is you can't come up with anything other than your normal ritualistic shitposts even when you're trying to make a facetious joke
that's real brainrot

>>79028533
she wouldn’t dream of missing out on an opportunity to meet up with Daddy Smug in person

>>79028575
*Oregon
ftfy

her silence is deafening *smirks irl*

>>79028533
Still the most hours streamed in her company.
Not good enough for the spoiled schizophrenics.

>>79028542
Yes. For both of you.

>>79028533
Anon, it's just one anon saying that, nobody knows if it's actually going to happen

>>79028574
He's threatening to stab them

>>79028683
she barely streams more than saya
and saya doesn't even stream

>>79028085
The most racist people I've ever met in my life were Kenyans when I went on a trip. They fucking HATE American blacks because they see all the opportunities that they're given that they throw away and it makes them seethe like no other. There's nothing funnier than some black as coal dude with a stereotypical accent asking the white boi, "What is wrong with these niggers?"

They should silently hire several people with similar voice to stream as Lumi so she can be on at all times and also go to cons...

New thread.
>>79028704
>>79028704

>>79028575
>>79028581
>>79028584
Now these are retarded posts

Jelly is based

>>79028519
He's prolly allergic

>>79028739
>Sampling; Today

>>79028683
>>79028724
I'm really tired of having to explain to actual mouthbreathers what a joke is.
Unironically stop posting. You're actually too stupid for this website.

Jelly is so cunty, but the only cunt I want from her is her cunt so I can farm her for her pee.

>>79028874
>Sampling: An entire month

>>79028785
She's trying to get you to not be prejudiced though.

"Its not sexism if its true" Jelly Hoshiomi
" stereotypes are justified"
jelly suggesting a negative stereotype for a women "Is a feminist" (
"I don't want a man to beat me....I think"