/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

hey man

>>79022745
Is it actually some cryptic message?

Bae cute!

Is this accurate? I'm new to Hololive

sex with elderly women

>>79022844
What.

>>79022844
Watch streams and find out!

>>79022844
>Sana and Ina not even "likely" despite everything they've done

>>79022844
What the fuck is this chart

this italian hag has me by the balls, i will wait and cum to her stream later because i know whats what she'd want me to do

https://x.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1805131831895011825
Why is she shilling this so much on X?

>>79022693
I have four but I need at least two! If that's not enough you can rest your head on me.

>>79022844
This can only be an attempt to farm (You)s

>>79022844
Not really, no. There are clearly some really odd picks in there

slit your throat shipfaggot no one cares

>>79022844
I saw this on twitter, a sapling did it

>>79022844
>is this rando's personal taste accurate?
to what

>>79022879
Based. Also this.
https://x.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1804730215098421637?s=19

I love this doll!!

IRyS WATCHING

>>79022844
>Is this accurate?
no, not even slightly

>>79022912
Shes the best sales woman in EN!

>>79022912
No one else is available from promise

>>79022879
>>79022897

>>79022844
Nah this chart is garbage

>>79022910
She literally owns my dick I feel like... I was fantasizing about her for hours after the art stream I want her to wrap her fat fluffy tail around my dick and milk me

>>79022950
Wtf I just noticed she has some sick ass looking claws in one hand

https://x.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1805131652299096163

>>79022844
this should clear things up

>>79022879
>>79022897
So she likes tomahtoes now?

Thoughts?

Lotta horny chatterino ITT

>>79022915
Sounds comfy and snuggly! Let me do just that then, we can watch her concert again together

>>79023069
Two niggas

>>79023018
if she ever does anything remotely erotic like an asmr or something i will actually beat my dick into oblivion

>>79022844
why are shipfags so retarded

>this is how EU hours are going to look like now
We've won.

>>79022897
>>79022879
These fuckers are both online and probably in vc doing stupid shit

>Mumei likes tomatoes now
>Fauna is posting like an insane person on twitter
What's going on with Promise? Are they alright?

>>79023045
Rainforest will never be real

>>79022844
Not really but not the worst that could've been made
>>79023045
Technically better by default but still questionable for some

>>79023098
raora should become a streaming monster and keep chattini on edge until EU evening streams

Kobo cunny ~ ToT

>>79023045
based sametoriGOD

IRyS is going to rape Rellena when she's done with her...

>>79023069
>not a centipede
sokka

umm irysdeniers... it seems like bijou levelled up twice with the skibidi seeds before beating the lion boss...
https://youtu.be/q7_DWdk0iUA?t=5163
we need a new angle

>>79022844
>fuwa'married from birth'moco not red

>>79023087
I kid you not I hat the purring tweet on a loop for like an hour imagining all sorts of things

>>79023108
Fauna's copying Kronii's diet update tweets but being hyper detailed

>from the size of her chestplate, her chest must be huge too

>>79023058
She always has.

https://twitter.com/HEFSdiscord/status/1804783230207304072
https://twitter.com/HEFSdiscord/status/1804783230207304072
https://twitter.com/HEFSdiscord/status/1804783230207304072

>>79023147
Biboo taking the easy way out? So much for the gamer of EN

>>79022915
>>79023077
I hope I never get lonely enough where I need to cuddle ERP in this thread

>>79023132
>chattini
possibly the dumbest fanbase name, I love it

>>79023147
But this shows that she was lower leveled than IRyS

pits

>>79023069
Silly.

Mori...

So why DOES Kronii avoid Fauna like the plague nowadays?

>>79023159
wait a minute i should be doing this, thanks anon, ill use this to hold off until her stream. im not going to cum until mamma panthera speaks to me

Chokeliope............

1 MORE HIT FUCK

chokeliope...

Mori...

Moririn...

>>79023218
ill wait for the vod to confirm but you are saying that IRyS collected 5 seeds and levelled up to skibidi level 3 before the lion boss?
Also what skibidi level is mori right now

Wow. What the fuck was that camera movement

>>79023212
that goes to JustCHADs

IRyS should think more about sex to distract herself

Mori dot dot dot

>>79023087
Gura is still one of my favorite girls, if not my favorite.

>>79023069
Two buff dudes in a lion outfit dancing around are more effective spell casters than mages who have spent generations perfecting magic research. They're on par with actual demi-gods. They have a great boss theme.
Very respectable duo.

>>79023232
why are you like this

I'm a chumbudini

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izswJArUBkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izswJArUBkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izswJArUBkA
Pekora Towa Aqua Marine
Chained together

>>79023069
Why are two retards in a lion outfit so strong???

>>79023273
gura is easily my kami-oshi but this pink panther has done something to my dick i actually havent felt from anyone but gura

>>79023330
oh good they got perms

>>79022844

>>79023237
Based anon, it actually feels so good

>>79023069
This game made me realize there exists a fuckload of retards who've never seen a Dancing Lion costume before.

>>79023069
this is just the lion dance i see on LNY

>>79023337
That one lady prayed for them before the fight

>>79022823

>>79023330
>>79023359
Is it good game

>>79023196
I'm kind of jealous desu

>>79023069
Why are fromsoft character designers not acknowledged
How can you design something like Mergo's wet nurse and not have your name out there

>>79023359
Nepolabo is also playing the same game later
https://youtu.be/jWBQSVb2kTI
https://youtu.be/jWBQSVb2kTI
https://youtu.be/jWBQSVb2kTI

>>79023282
>>79023337
dancing is the most effective form of spellcasting

>>79023337
they sacrificed their posture for power

>>79023389
It's a good stream game

>>79023389
It's only up, but co-op multiplayer. A lot of streamers are currently playing it so it's safe to say it will be the FOTM for the next few weeks

>>79023212
she says it with so much love.

>>79023043
based moomers

>>79023389
It's multiplayer Only Up so no but it should make for a good stream

don't tell me you've fallen this hard for the smoker voice having italian

>>79023337
They're inhabited by a god or something

I for one welcome all this hornyposting about pink panther hag

>>79023267
more like JUSTchads LMAO

>>79023330
>>79023396
Trinity stream of this please

>>79023330
>>79023396
need SNOT to play this immediately

Adam....

BOUNCED

>>79023226
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

chokeRyS...

SHE SURVIVED MOONBOUNCE

IRyS...

would be cool if we got an ina rainforestrys elden ring collab,

Whatever happened to that "summer of advent" thing?

>ERB has 700 hours in vrchat
U-um what are we supposed to do with that information...?

>Doesn't one-shot her
Damn she must be high leveled

>balls+arrows
IRyS got fucked

That was quite unfair.

>>79023226
sauce?

>>79023337
Oh no no lionkeks this is your oshi?

>>79023628
it's in the filename
https://x.com/qoooinn/status/1804865429753762217

I got into the same situation and I think the arrows make you fall and you eat the other two balls anyways

>>79023611
the solstice was like 4 days ago, summer has barely even started!

>>79023535
>>79023548
Both of these are never going to happen lmao

Hello, I just came.
What have I missed from the ER streams?

Calli will never beat La Lion
IRyS will never beat Renalla

>>79023643
as long as they don't ruin the kayfabe by showing their faces they are fine!

>>79023611
we're like 3 days into summer

>>79023612
She has groomed dozens if not hundreds of small boys to prefer older women.

>>79023643
The lion is the old grandma's oshi

>>79023370
towa SEX

[news] the cecilia thread (/grun/ but the u has the dots on it) is currently discussing whether or not all attendees of her skyrim stream heard her shitting and farting

I just got here from a friend gathering and IRyS is already where I left the dlc...I can't keep watching after this fight...

https://poal.me/ae984v
https://poal.me/ae984v
https://poal.me/ae984v

>>79023714
the dots are called umlauts and you can make a ü by hitting alt + 01532

>>79023643
Yes.

>>79023753
Nah, I'm a souls veteran. I've played sinces kings field

Fucking finally catbox uploads are working and I could make this.

Does it ever frustrate you guys that bosses in Souls games always get cooler moves than the player? I know ER has those ashes(?) things but it's not a full move set like say the stuff in Nioh or DMC.

>>79023753
i have no patience for these games, after dying like 2 times I just want to get it over with.

How the fuck did she dodge that while drinking?

>>79023773
cuuuute

>>79023792
That makes you gay,you need to understand death is meaningless. You only lose when you give up.

>>79023791
in DMC you are the protagonist. In souls games, you are a nobody wandering into someone else's story.

>>79023791
You are the jack of all trades
They devoted themselves to mastering one set of moves

>>79023791
in bloodborne I pretty much only used the axe spin (hold r2) or the poke (dash then light attack) and I thought they both did the job just fine

>>79023791
>Does it ever frustrate you guys that
no
getting angry is for retards

>>79023810
smol ame admiring my level 10 gyatt skibidi rizz no cap

>>79023773
Cute but what is the context behind this kek

SHE DID IT!!!

SHE DID IT

SHE DID IT

>>79023827
Death is a waste of time, which is the only resource in your life that actually matters

MORI DID IT

>killed with a dinky as night comet
KEK that was disrespectful

MORBI SLAPS

wait how did mori do it?

So how many fragments of the tree and defense ashes irys has?

SHE DID IT
FCKING DISRESPECT KILL LMAO

SHE DID IT

>>79023827
I just start summoning summons and going for high dmg builds. I dont like doing 20 minute boss fights akin to monhun. I beat the game 2 times already but because I did it with summons and a pretty OP str build, I think IRyS is a way better gamer.

>>79023791
The DLC gave you some cool stuff

>>79023753
I picked No
because I've never played Elden Ring, therefore she's no better or worse than I am

>>79023259

>>79023893
proink

>>79023791
Your character in Fromsoft games is one of those tiny little asshole dogs. You're just an aggressive idiot who barely comes up to most bosses waist slowly chipping away at them while you get beat to death over and over, only winning eventually because you're too stupid to just fuck off.
We shouldn't be able to do things that are too cool.

>>79023848
It's less to do with anger and more the fact that I don't like having not much options.

>>79023884
Video games are inherently a waste of time as nothing productive is being done

https://files.catbox.moe/ut9eff.jpg

>>79023893
Yeah!
First try
No summons
No skidibi fragment
RL1

>>79023791
This DLC actually gives a ton of weapons bosses use that are legit cool. I think the only lame one is Rellana's. You can get Yoda sword, you can get Dragonman katana, you can the weapons from Mausoleum knights and they all do cool things.

>>79023930
Yeah well that Tarnished tiny dog killed 2 gods

>>79023945
unlike watching vtubers at 3am of course r-right

>>79024011
But it's only 1am

>>79023867
It popped up around Lunar New Year and it's the Year of the Dragon. You tell me.

she's losing it

I'm late, but SHE DID IT

>>79023788
handy

>>79024019
It's barely past midnight in the only timezone that matters.

mindbrokenRyS...

I was watching the last chapter of Hibike Euphonium and I was kinda crying

>>79024041
How come the place is peaceful when deadbeats and crats hate each other?

>>79023893
she prrrroinked them

>>79023893
She basically face-fucked with jumping R2s until it died

>>79023848
whoa, this looks just like my house!

TiltRyS...

>>79024065
hololive?

jghfv, how were debuts? how were streams?

>>79024065
fag

I really like this brb screen

>>79023982
mmm boobies

Dancing lion is cool and fun
Rellena is aids

Pink panther hag sex

>>79023788
This well be useful

Could Pontiff Sulyvahn beat this poser?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izswJArUBkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izswJArUBkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izswJArUBkAT
TOGETHAAAA
I'm honestly surprised there's no more holo multiplayer elden collabs. gen3 should have one like on what they did to terarria and mh

>>79024141
I had a ton of fun parrying her

>>79024177
I want pontiff to impregnate me

>>79024176
Myth and Promise should play this

loliRyS...

>>79024010
An immortal chihuahua could probably kill the gods too.

If IRyS doesn't kill Rellana in the next hour I'm going to fuck a cheeb

Imagine being a justice newfag I would end myself.

>>79024123
my bad I'm going to sleep now
good night

>>79024177
Ten Youtubers are rushing to do the video now so just wait

>>79024188
You can party her???

>>79024223
good

>>79024065
someday hololive will have a similar arc...

IRyS sexy noises

>>79024197
>Myth
yeah Ina should just watch and be a dope in the background while munching on chips

>>79024221
Anon, they're called fucking "Justchads". They've pretty much revoked their rights to living day 1 already.

>>79024250
Yeah you can also deflect her if you have that tear

http://poal.me/sgmczc
http://poal.me/sgmczc
http://poal.me/sgmczc

Lmao I had to make a soundpost of her reaction to beating that.

>Put a silly dumb helment in the game you know players are gonna wanna wear
>Make wearing an effective "hard mode" by halving your heal
Why is Formsoftware video game company like this?

>>79024250
Put on Carian Retaliation and you can also spit in her face with tiny daggers every time she tries to moonveil you

>>79024141
Dancing Lion would be perfect if they actually programmed the camera to not spazz out the moment you get close to it. I'm still not sure what the fuck you're supposed to do when he does the spinning breath move and you get too close

The thighs of Justice.

>>79024290
They could've been Jamingos. They were so close to greatness.

No... Towapex is back...

>>79024324
at least it doesn't turn the ground underneath your feet into a poison swamp

IRyS is starting to feel the pain

>>79024310
How can she slap?!

Not even Biboo took this long on Rellana. Irys bros..

>>79024361
For me, it was Justicars.

That's right, give in
Embrace the Weapon Art Spam

>>79024358
some would even say, thigh is justice

suck my cooooooooooock

>>79024310
Kek but I think you should add the poise break in for better context

did mori use her ash skibidi yet? the one you get after the lion

>>79024387
Now THAT would pretty funny

I feel like sucking IRyS tits, does anyone feel like that too?

https://x.com/weirddalle/status/1804947278722953362 Hololive for this feel?

>>79024361
en4cers was right there...

>>79024416
W-T-F is wrong with you

>>79024290
Every time the hololive fandom at large gets to voice any sort of collective opinion I am reminded that /hlgg/ is actually one of the saner groups of holofans

I don't remember the exact context of this but I will post it before deleting it

That does it. IRyS is frustrating me so much I'm gonna have sex with my gf so I won't be so mad

kum
penis fukk

real talk who the fuck here genuinely enjoys watching souls slop

>>79024412
cute lovely smug doll

>>79024410
looks kinda like a diaper from the thumbnail
why isn't there more holo diaper art?

>>79024473
Fuck off Sonic

>>79024445
Ah fuck I would've preferred this

>>79024472
yakuza

played the DLC. Mohg was a good bro all along

>>79024464
Remember when they tried forcing IRS for IRyS

>elden ring added skibidi
>the skibidi EN hasnt played it yet

>>79024410
She got all the jiggle that CC and Gigi didn't.

https://x.com/anyamelfissa/status/1805140334953009393
https://x.com/anyamelfissa/status/1805140334953009393
https://x.com/anyamelfissa/status/1805140334953009393

>>79024472
The context is Yakuza judging from those Staminans. Also, Kiara didn't start using finishers for a long while either. Bae too, I think. I can recall both just mashing light attack.

>>79024497
me

>>79024290
cecilia called it dumb like 5 minutes into her first stream, based german bluntness

>>79024548
THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>79024548
they hate each other?

Step one, you say we need to talk

>>79024548
uh oh, things are getting real

>>79024445
...shit

>>79024526
Thank fuck that one got shut down

I don't know about you guys, but the fastest way for one of the new girls to make me like her is by talking about her senpais and past streams that she enjoyed. Although it's been said in the past that knowledge about Hololive is not really a requirement in the recruitment process, for me, it's a huge plus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oLkdkuqTGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oLkdkuqTGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oLkdkuqTGM
NA YOISHO

>>79024548
Oh no no no KFP she got anyamogged

>>79024548
THEY HATE EACH OTHER

tits

>>79024548
THEY ACTUALLY HATE EACH OTHER

>>79024482
You okay there, bud?

>>79024604
I literally support all Takodachis in Hololive.

>Rellana has been fucking IRyS nonstop for over an hour
god i wish that were me

>>79024606
internchama...

Funniest part is that Rellana doesn't even get a boss cutscene and the two dudes in a lion fursuit do

>>79024609
What does getting anyamogged feel like?

>>79024464
I wonder if that's because we're majority ojisans.

>>79024644
Anon, most people can't have sex for longer then ten minutes. You'd have to have a seriously desensitized penis to last anywhere longer than that.

>>79024666
we're not on /jp/ anymore dude

>>79024644
RellaRyS BROS WE ARE WINNING AGAIN

nice thread

>>79024596
IRyS has the foresight to shut it down but it doesn't seem like any of the Justice girls have that kind of sense.

>>79024696
sukk my cokk mother fukker

I still think back to when Anya kept screaming about how Ina took her virginity

>>79024719
thank you

>>79024324
It's +4 str and +4 dex
It's not all bad

>>79024696
That's impossible a friend of mine told me he had sex with his girlfriend for 90 minutes

>>79024644
Rellana has a longer sword AND endless stamina...

>>79024714
You will NEVER escape your roots

>>79024606
>spoiled the reveal
RIP internchama

>>79024576
The Skyrim one? Got a timestamp on that?

>>79023791
Yeah, if they could regularly heal and uses ashes and stuff most bosses would stay winning. It looks and feels kinda lame to not have cool skills because that has to be balanced around human models and PVP.

>>79024742
her cock in my ass make me scream

ok what would you call justice fans? and you cant say en4cers and you cant say gens shouldnt have fanbase names (even though this is true)

I need to marry Mori...

IRyS is hungry for a double big mac

>>79024787
justiciars

>>79024787
Justicars

I suddenly feel like having some McDonald's.

>>79024696
skill issue

>>79024696
I don't know I tried it until I cum powder

>>79023791
I definitely share that sentiment, I really enjoy doing stylish shit in action games and when boss recovery items are way too short for anything but a single or two hits i get a bit sad

>>79024696
The longest I lasted was three hours, then again I was like 17 at the time

>>79024787
gens having fanbase names is a byproduct of the EN homos

>>79024416
>>79024482
>>79024731
HELP someone is acting weird

>>79024606
Luna-tan cute!

>>79024787
Justicars.

>>79024696
>You'd have to have a seriously desensitized penis to last anywhere longer than that.
Haha--yeah. Not that anon, but it'd really suck if you couldn't feel the same pleasure as your partner and that is frustrates her and doesn't believe your when you say it's okay.
That must really suck for those poor souls...

>>79024644
>>Rellana has been fucking IRyS nonstop
>god i wish that were me
You want Rellana to peg you with her Moonlight strap-on??

>>79024787
JUSTchads is perfect. I smile every time.

>>79024445
What is an "enacer"?

>>79024787
Jamingos.

>>79024819
Lame ass burgers, get BK

>>79024787
justCHADS

>>79024787
justideeznuts

>>79024787
Justicefags (I am schizophrenic)

Kek, I think those bears in RDR2 gave Mori a phobia.

>>79024576
She was a comment gold mine this stream.

>>79024548
the KiarAnya cold war is going hot

>>79024864
Damn, some anons just want to see the world burn...

>>79024548
Its real.....

>>79024857
Speaking of strap ons, I learned recently that there exists some intentionally built with holes leading from the internal side to the outside tip so that when the lady wearing it pees she can blast the inside of her lover's cervix with it and impregnate them

>>79024787
I am going to call them Jamingos.

IRyS will NEVER beat Rellana.

>>79024872
can't you read, it's a 4, you pronounce it as enyoncer

i like the cute noise irys makes when we dies, would probably be annoying if she was your gf and she made that noise when you said you werent going to go get mcdonalds though

>>79024787
The name that won in that totally legit poll is perfect.

>>79024787
Justichamps

>>79024943
Dude wtf are you talking about

I rewatched Ceci's debut for the third time already and the car bit makes me smile so much she's so silly

>>79024943
proof?

cherry tomatoes are disgusting

king shit nigger dick wattle and daub fence

>>79024900
What was Suzy doing with those deadbeat in her bikini?

>>79024661
>>79024766
YT already spoiled it beforehand with the automated content ID recognition that they have so they just went ahead and revealed the cover

>>79024872
it's actually e-nacers

Lion
>Ina summoned, was +1
>Bijou was +2
>IRyS was +3
>Mori was +5

ENTER

IRyS will take a FAT SHIT

IRyS is taking a FAT SHIT

>>79024787
JustCHADS puts a smile on everyone's faces, for good and evil reasons.

I have had Simon & Garfunkel's "Cecilia" stuck in my head for three days

what happened to this baka?

>>79024998
kill people burn shit fuck school

IRyS IS TAKING A FAT SHIT

>>79025011
its not the song. the outfit is on the thumbnail which should be revealed

>>79025037
>>79025041
nigger horsefucking

>>79024988
she recycled the car and no license joke from PL. kind of lame that she couldn't come up with new material.

>>79024942
>>79024878
>>79024787
I prefer Jamigos

>Playing a co-op ragebait game with Towa
Aqua, Pekora and Marine are going to get abused and raped...

>>79025046
Sick.

>>79024996
I like them
They're even better grilled

>>79025065
Is it moving?

What if you roasted a cheebs and ate it?

>>79025008
She was asking them to run errands for her since Mori temporarily put them under her care. Her being in a bikini is just because Miko was asking her to model previously and she simply hasn't changed out yet.

>>79024787
Justin

>>79025046
Japanese cold...

>>79024996
Sprinkle some salt on those. Its like a flavor enhancer

>>79025078
that could be good, I should try it

>>79025066
>PL
Out!

>>79024996
I don't eat them raw, but they're very delicious when broiled with herbs and olive oil

>>79024943
Hot.

IRyS cute

>>79024998
highest iq CC fan

>>79025066
begone

Thoughts on each gen's Youtube banner aesthetic?

In honour of Moom discovering the wonders of cherry tomatoes, I have just gone out and bought some for myself

has an EN ever said they were going to shit or piss? even mori says shit like "tinkle"
https://youtu.be/TMLUHSFmlHU?t=12932

>>79025027
Mori has been attacked by bears twice in the same week in two different games, and that's pretty funny

>PL
Premier League
>RM
Real Madrid

>>79025083
Too much fat

>>79025066
what does phantom lancer have to do with it that hero sucks now

>>79025167
The only good ones are Mori's, Ina's and Mumei's. The rest are soulless and generic.

>>79025167
for me it's mumei

>>79024996
I love all tomatoes but cherry tomatoes are quite meh compared to the larger ones.

>>79025167
Promise...

>>79025173
Armando my beloved

>>79025167
Mumei hates her gen

>>79025066
But I thought she's from Germany not Poland

>>79025167
kinda weird that promise sans mumei are okay with those basic ass banners. Sana had a great one as well iirc

>>79025167
mumei hates promise

>>79025066
it's not reclycling jokes, but making a reference
a lot of holos make that kind of references (either at debut or soon after that)

[Terrible News]
IRyS is starting to think

>>79025167
I like the one from Ina on twitter, showing her flat chest

>>79024767
I went looking and I misheard, she was talking about names for her own fanbase and read immerchads from chat and called having two chads kind of stupid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-jVt5szrMg&t=493s
I do like how she calls things stupid, it's cute

>I'm starting to think
IRYS NO

amelia basedtson

Night comet!

>>79025167
Bae mentioned she was having a new banner made at the start of the year
Wonder what the hold up is

>>79025167
>Cecilia Impregnate
>smug face

>>79025240
SANS MUMEI?

>>79025173
Does it count if Ina just says she needs to go to the bathroom?