/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

MY wife

I love my dumb daughterwife the most and she loves me too.

>>79011121
same desu

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

Hey guys, racist nightshiftbud here
Just skimmed the last thread and I see the buds have been comparing me favorably or disfavorably to the recent wave of catalogshitters, that's kinda funny. Did I miss anything else today, preferably Gura related?

>>79010061
I never said I shit on them just that I hate them. Why would I ever bring up other girls that I don’t care or think about?

>>79011312
gura liked art of the pink italian and followed the new members

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>79011534
You mean Gura allegedly liked art of the pink Italian. There's no way to confirm and it's easily faked.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>79011038
It really should have been one of the outfits in lolikami...

>>79011733
Dudul is going to do a standalone animation of it unless that changed since he said something about it.

>>79011312
Not really, but you better buy tickets to her concert because you live there.

>>79011777
I know, but it's not the same...

>>79011312
No gura just schizos.

Sex with a fembud.

>>79011534
>>79011692
Ah neat, can't wait to see what Gura does with them, if anything
>>79011791
I plan on doing so yeh, been a while since I've been to Brooklyn but this is definitely worth it
Just hope I don't miss the window to buy tickets, they go on sale right when I'll be starting my commute

Gurass

>>79012235
I like Gurass

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this tiny harlot T u T

>>79012318

https://x.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1805078531602264478

>>79012235
SNIFFFFF

>>79011584
samen

>>79012545
nice

>>79012545
yeah, me

>>79012326

>>79012545
hey, it's me!

TaT
TeT
ToT
TuT

No tit because she's flat.

tummy

>>79013077
Those thighs are no right being this erotic

>>79013781
Pouty Gura is still the sexiest Gura T u T

>>78854653
Buds, our response??

>>79014010

>>79011534
waoh i want spaghetti

>>79014010
T o T

Baguraette honhonhon

>>79014010
fat

>>79012318
Canon tail placement

I have ice cream

>>79014883
what flavor

>>79014316

>>79014956
Vanilla with chocolate sauce and peanut butter cups. I don't remember the actual flavor name.

It's raining outside. I feel soothed.

>>79015012
moose tracks

HOOCHA huhaha

>>79015079
Plz replace spaghetti with a headless ebi.

>>79015073
The package said something different, but im just now realizing that was just the brands own version of moose tracks.

>>79015068
sounds cozy chumbie

>>79015012
that's a good flavor. i like the kind with strawberry syrup mixed in

goob night

>>79015378
sleep well chumbie

>>79012318
>>79012545

>>79015654
why is she like this

>>79012326
Do you actually get off to that? Have you ever paid for those torture services where they do whatever you ask for to the totally not real photo realistic person?

>>79015866
I'm psycho anon. 3D is disgusting

>>79015866
>>79015911
Sorry I meant to type I'm not a psycho KEK

>>79015911
It’s still over a screen what’s the difference?

>>79015791
She just likes to meme.

Pebblephiles.

>>79016000
You could watch the streams instead of making stuff up

>>79015971
It stops being fun because its real.

>>79016054
That’s such a shit name, everyone who recommended it should’ve been banned and put on a list

>>79016082
But I do? Please don't mess with me, anon. It's comfy time now.

>>79016193
Chumbuds should have been named sharpedo you know I'm right

>>79016643
Sharpedo like the Pokémon or sharpedo. Because I could agree with the first one

i know nothing about pokemon

>>79017493
Lie everyone knows something about Pokémon

>>79017493
go watch gurasd pokemon streams right now

>>79017493
I feel like its not worth playing the games without the nostalgia.
Maybe you can try pokemon mystery dungeon.

>>79017609
Ok I had a Pikachu plush and Pokemon VHSs as a kid but all the new Pokemon and characters are foreign to me.

>>79017493
Ojisan...

>>79017081
Sharpedo... really?

One of Gura's best performances, I think.

>>79017493
I mostly only know about the first two gens of the games and anime that I was absolutely obsessed with and don't remember too much else. Didn't Ash Ketchum actually become the strongest pokemon champion in the world fairly recently? I'm happy for the lad.

>>79017787
Do you not know how old Pokémon is? Early 40s falls right into the originals range

huha huhaha

>>79018681

>>79018681
Booba!

>>79018681
It looks like the vtubers that use community assets.

https://youtu.be/uIloWxQ3Rpo?t=621
wow that's really low and not a vocal fry too, anyone know what pitch this is?

>>79019909
Oyasame

>>79019909
goobnight

>>79019909
sleep tight buddy

thinking about how i was in japan and in the same building as gawr gura

>>79020579
I bet you think the tooth fairy is real also. Gura was not in Japan.

>>79020579
hello mococo

>>79020042
Just look at that flatness! She likes this and this as well.

>>79020579
Tell the story. don't leave with just that. don't care what it is let us know it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIloWxQ3Rpo&t=1360s

>>79021131

>>79020579
Are you Gura?

>>79021182

>>79020579
kek.

Gura drews penises in all her notebooks in school..

>>79021579
the Japan bud backed out on story time what do you have to add.

Gura how long are we going to keep doing this? So we going to talk this out? You got what you wanted and I know you want to keep this contained the best possible way you can with minimum damage.

I was reading back through the last thread more closely and noticed one anon referenced (presumably) that I post this every now and then, which reminded me that I should post it more often, so here you go
And for the record, a) no that wall-of-text anon he was replying to wasn't me, and b) I don't think it's GOOD that we lost Gura likes, like another anon said I just think it's pointless to complain about it and also that it is unfortunate collateral in resisting the war of extermination being waged against us by globohomo. I can accept losing Twitter likes if it helps save white people from genocide in the salt mines (critically, including Gura)

japan bud blacked out on booze

>>79022341
How little you know. Trust me it will not be finished. You may not want the details. I hope she is happy. I don’t think she was always like this but she don’t seem interested in saying what changed.

>>79021637
I just think that's what happened. I also believe Gura thinks of my penis before bed every night.

There's one chumbud I think Gura likes but I won't say who

>>79022332
this image has been posted 22 times in the past 70 days.

>>79022635
Not likely but who knows. She made fun of me. It was not my fault at the time.
>>79022651
It’s not you

>>79022651
is it me?

>>79022651
Yeah, me

>>79022705
Why was that post deleted?
I like it more than the fanfiction

>>79022651
I think I know

>>79022992
Who

>>79022651
It's me, I know.

>>79023038
does it start with a J?

>>79022651
Post your pits mittsu

>>79023081
Was is the 2nd letter?

>>79023103
a?

>>79023182
Nope trust me on that I have been and still somewhat on the inside and had the guy she likes dick in my ass hole because she wanted it. Never again

>>79022651
maybe you should try being funny/interesting and stop being a subhuman GuraMM spammer so she will notice you

Noooo, I fell for bait...

>>79023227

I asked Gura nicely so she's considering putting up a frame for you buds tomorrow.

>>79023383
thank you ame

I'm getting my >butt< to bed. Good night everyone I hope gura streams for us tomorrow. I have a lot of work to do but I'm sure I will find time to watch her. I always find time for gura.

>>79022705
And how many times has it been deleted, as it was just now?
Speak of the devil, oh hey janniechama, isn't it past your bedtime
>>79022921
Supposedly "off-topic", judging from past experience. For the life of me I don't see HOW, but it would also be against the rules to complain about it here on neo-Reddit so I'll hold my tongue
Also, what fanfiction were you referring to chumbie

>>79023476
sleep well gamer

>>79023476
Goobnight bud

>>79023476
One block finale tomorrow, so worst case we at least hear her voice.

Are you guys schizoposting again?

>>79023571
regardless its always a Gura stream if she is in it. Not going to lie its better with her POV but at the end of the day I will take what I can get and enjoy it. I wish we had better birthday merch because it seems like it was lacking this year almost like the or she cheaped out or could not get the stuff she wanted this time around. That or she is saving the bigger stuff for Anavsory or something along the lines of that.

>>79023336
What bait did you fall for fembud
>>79023655
I don't know, but I sure as fuck haven't taken my meds

>>79023750
what's going on?

>>79023786
What do you mean bud

>>79023692
I like the canvas, but probably wouldn't have gotten the sweatshirt if I hadn't gotten the limited. The keychain is ok.

>>79023750
second post above mine

Lately I've been getting cramps from my weighted blanket. Maybe its not worth using.

>>79023881
Ah
LOL

>>79023935
>cramps from a weighted blanket
Huh, I've never used one of those before. How does that work?

>>79024024
Its supposed to make me feel comfy but I think its constricting my blood flow

>>79023881
that thing is a bot, it can be ignored

Repent hereticbuds

>>79024088

>>79022651
She told you?

>>79023935
I just use multiple comforters, it's good enough for my autism.

How are you this evening buds? I'm nice and cozy here at my station

>>79022651
We know already Gura loves ryonabud the most.

>>79024989
I don't know if she'd like the ryona, but she definitely wants to be sexually bullied by me

I can't bring myself to fap to Gura. Am I the only one?

>>79022651
Sorry, we forgot to tell you

>>79025429
Have you thought about talking to your doctor about your ED?

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1805058287710380416

goob cosplays in the ball game

>>79024932
Stummy hort

>>79025429
Sorry you found out you're gay...

>>79025736
No face masks? 2/3 of fembuds won't cosplay.

Gura's tummy misses us and wants to tell us about it's day.

>>79022651
>Falls into a pit of darkness and quits his craft
>Finds oshi and she becomes his beacon of light.
>Does reps harder than ever before.
>Makes oshi cry by telling her she inspired him to do reps again.
>Becomes good enough at craft to now be able to make his oshi's visions come true and gets to work with her.
Logically speaking it's Dudul and it's not even close.

I am friends with papa shark. He's actually a pretty chill dude. Great taste in music.

>>79026995
no it's me.

>>79027605
No it's clearly me, she told me what she was eating the other day, I've gotten 2 messages in chat directed towards me this month. I'm clearly her favorite.

I have a theory that Gura watched a bunch of translated vtuber clips that weren't just Hololive before debuting. She likely saw those clips between Ui and Kenmochi talking about lolis which is why Ui was one of the first accounts she ever followed on her Twitter account. It was always odd how all her follows were Hololive-related (she wasn't even following Myth's artists) except Ui in the beginning. I think she probably mistook her for a Holo (like me) because a lot of those clips mentioned Subaru in them.

>>79027768
Also why she inadvertently refered to her as senpai

Expand shark.

>>79028008
She's just never been good with honorifics, didn't she call someone in HoloX senpai too?

Gura today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB7EkRoOUEE

>>79028106
>She's just never been good with honorifics
True, but Ui isn't even a Hololive member
>didn't she call someone in HoloX senpai too?
I don't think so? I know she would keep calling gen 5 senpai despite them telling her not because their debuts were only a month apart.

>>79019909
sharkdreams

So are we all on the same page now about hoping Gura DOESN'T do an ERB collab?

Gawr is the only red woman I need

>>79029553
I'm not a mud person or a dramafag. What's ERB?

>>79029611
NTA, new red girl in justice.

>>79029774
It doesn't matter if they collab or not. It's the whole "MOrI iS gonNA mAKe hER coLLAb wiTh meN" shit again.

>>79029611
>What's ERB
Cover's single worst hiring decision of all time

>>79029553
I don't think she meshes well even with the rest of her gen, much less the rest of Hololive. Maybe after working for some time she will improve by learning from cute hardworking girls, who knows.
All I know is that I don't want to see her collab with anyone any time soon.

>>79030092
Mori isn't even in the same ballpark. Pink woman was always a bogeyman, red woman on the other hand is genuinely goncerning

>>79030092
Don't worry, I don't care about the new girls, I was just answering the question of what ERB meant.

>>79030292
Ok, so? That has nothing to do with us. Gura isn't clay, she knows her audience. What is she gonna do convince CGDCT king Dimitri jap to turn EN into niji? Cover leaves it up to each individual girl to decide who they interact with, she'll probably just gravitate to Mori's bubble.

>>79030264
Bit of a shame, the other three have some potential for wife collabs imo (especially the green robutt, she can play a mean fiddle. Reflect violin cover when)

>>79030538
It will have something to do with us if she has some kind of gigayab Twitter meltdown and hurts the brand image as a whole. I agree she's not going to magically transform Gura into a homocollaber, that's retarded - it's more the fact she feels like a potential ticking timebomb of lolcow dramafaggotry

>>79031244
uuuuuoooh bellybutton eroii

Another nightshift another dollar

I've been membered for a while now and I still haven't really worked up the courage to chat much, I'm comfortable /here/ but the moment I'm tied to an account and need to worry about censoring my more unhinged tendencies I freeze up because it feels so unnatural
Have you got any advice for me buds

>>79032823
just type guraMM

>>79032317
You should ask for a raise if you only got a dollar for the whole night dumbud...

>>79032823
Just do what I do and type "Gura I love you" at least once every 3 minutes so she doesn't forget.

>>79032863
I shall become one with the swarm
>>79032914
I'm just grateful to have a job at all huhaha
>>79032973
My wife is so silly and forgetful

>>79032317
mo money mo problems

realistically, how many cunnies are enough cunnies during sex?