/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fleshfags will never understand the unparalleled aesthetic beauty that is clockwork. Each brass gear delicately hand filed to micrometer precision and polished to a radiant shine, every spring precisely tuned, each piston painstakingly oiled and cleaned, every pin and arbor meticulously measured and drilled, every part with a purpose, to come together in a symphony of perfect rhythmic ticks and whirs as the machine leaps into motion. Imagine the breathtaking complexity of a clockwork brain and voicebox capable of speech, hands capable of the fine motor control to play a violin like the classical virtuosos, the motive force of a single hand-cranked mainspring winnowed and refined by mechanical ingenuity into exquisite complexity. Such a marvel would have taken a master artisan a lifetime to assemble, an act of creation surpassing even god himself. The resulting mind could only look upon its own metallic corpus and be certain of intelligent design. I can only get so erect.

Hololive hiring europeans is actually GENIUS. For so long, EU viewers like me have struggled keeping up with JP and NA timezones. I remember having to stay awake for outrageous amounts of time. Having to wait for 2am on a workday to see a live Gura for example Funny though because now you have to wait months. I mean we had to watch Ceci's debut at 5am... So by hiring EU chuubas, they are filling an unused timezone and drawing in new consistent live EU viewers. Or at the very least, making it so as schedules don't overlap as much, since they can stream comfortably during EU hours. FOR THE LAST TIMNE KIARA DOESN'T COUTN

LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE CC SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF CLOCKWORK APPARATUS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL HER COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR CECILIA IMMERGREEN AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR HER. LOVE. LOVE.

>>78926888
Wife!

IT'S TIME TO PAY UP DOLLFUCKERS

There are too many ritual poster.

>>78927206
Not enough

>>78926985
I feel it came way too late, they should have gone for it like two years ago. I used to only watch hololive but I lost interest at some point because of lack of streams and now I'm too invested in other vtubers to go all in on hololive again.

I'm glad Cece seems to have a super sweet genmate

>>78926911
Cecilia looks tanned in this image.

I should install Skyrim

>>78927448
I have never played Skyrim in my life.

>>78927448
>spend 20 hours setting up mods
>uninstall the game
Yep, it's Skyrim time.

>>78927448
Todd Wins again

You should also install Elder scrolls.

>>78927621
Fuck you, Todd. I'm too burn out on your shit to even pretend like I'm having fun.

>>78927448
I waste my time in kenshi instead and never leave the hub after getting my squad.

>>78927547
After Wabbajack became a thing I've actually s tarted playing the game too.
Had a run about a year ago where I spent about 13 hours gathering herbs, researching magic and writing thesises on magical components in order to learn my first spell. Unironically kino as fuck and the payoff was amazing.

>>78927702
>she'll show her dollpit when she wind herself in 3D

>>78927448
indeed

I wonder if they can play mods listed on Steam like Gothic: Archolos, Nehrim, and Enderall

Raora's drawing Cecelia now!

>>78927705
Aldright, Todd, alright...

>>78927845
>she helped me a lot during debut
>she was always there for me when I needed
Chaos online, Onee-san offline

Will she join the Imperials or the Stormcloaks?

>>78927705
Unironically sounds kino I might try it.

Also sexcat is drawing our girl right now if anyone wants to check her out.

>>78927924
ceci is the mother figure of her gen

Can we convince her to play Monster Hunter by saying it's like Dark Souls but with less mobs?

>>78927705
any recommend pack(s)?

>>78926888
cute barbie

>>78928020
Fuck no, Monster Hunter is boring to watch.

Who here wants a German-only collab with Kiara? I found both of their voices in German to be very erotic and I don't even understand the language. I look forward to stroking my bratwurst to it when it happens.

>>78928020
She'll play it when it's in season.

>>78927845
Pink cat instantly sounds 300% more sex as soon as she started drawing, she immediately locked in and relaxed as soon as the pen came out. Much more natural and chill

>>78927702
>*winds her up*

>calling minecraft's nether Netherland
Mamma mia...

>>78928110
So, now? Cause the MonHun Arc is still going

I watched green debut but then it got so late I skipped pink and collab. How were they? I saw people say they had good a dynamic.

>>78928109
Why would you want a stream you cannot understand

>>78928109
I want it desperately. I've been hoping wawa would actually use her german channel for years now. I need german streams to watch for practice.

>>78928109
No

>>78928020
If she didn't pick it up by now she never will.

>>78928259
/jp/ oldfriends are build differently

>>78928301
Look, it took us years to get it but even Zoomer ass Bae got a gamer arc.

>>78928233
Everyone jumped on the Elden Wing train right now though.
Just let her unwind with her comfort games for a week or two, she'll probably ask us for game rec later.

>>78926911
Wait I just noticed
>Eurotruck
>Driving in Europe with a drink
Sounds fun.

>>78928393
Biboo will (consensually) force her to play it after the collab ban. Don't worry.

>>78928236
Pink debut was a garbage fire, she was probably the most obviously nervous of anyone I've seen debut, but the collab was surprisingly good. Love Raora herself though, she's a cutie and seems really positive and sweet. She's doing her art stream now and it's pretty comfy.

>>78928493
Are European trucks as big as American ones?

>>78928236
Pink's voice filtered many, but it grows on you. Their group dynamic is pretty good, but the red one didn't add much in my opinion. However as long as she isn't actively detrimental I don't mind her. Feel like trinity posting might make a comeback depending on how it goes.

>>78928109
>already begging for collabs
how about let herself get acclimated with her new streaming environment first? I'm so sick of these posts like for fuck's sake the collab bans really were a good idea if you think about it

>>78928236
We are opposites. I didn't wake up in time for green but caught pink and collab.
Pink was a little underwhelming, leant on her slides a lot - but it's a debut, the powerpoint nature of them kind of makes them shit, you can't count on getting an accurate picture of a performer from that alone.
The collab is worth it imo, they have some decent low-level banter that shows they get along, do some uncontroversial Q&A and some fun MS Paint "How to catch Advent" skits. The biggest downside I would say is how nervous the "Leader" was and how often she brought out the Technical Difficulties slide but whatever it was their first stream all together.

grün? more like grunt

>>78928236
collab was good, they've got very good chemistry and practically no awkwardness
Cecilia and Gigi have some banter going on which served as a nice teaser for their collab later

>>78928393
It's more that she had all the chances in the world to pick it up before now so if she didn't she's probably not intrested.

>dark souls 3 is one of her favourite games
whats her opinion on dark souls 2?

>>78928550
They're smaller I think. At least they aren't as long in the front.

>>78928640
Ds2 is not a souls game

>>78928280
Austrians don"t have a "German accent"

>>78928627
Oh i'm grunting

So how okay are you all with hololive customs and the whole becoming an idol, performing on stage etc. thing and all of that?
I hope not too many of her fans mind because I'd hate to see the fan base be semi anti corpo

>>78928640
She's a magic user.
What do you think?
She did not beat the game

>>78928640
too SOUL for a souls game.

>>78928550
In Europe the length of the truck includes the truck itself, not just the trailer, like in America. Because of that, we don't have the snout that America does.
I come from a family of truckers and we all agree that American snout trucks are pretty aesthetic, but regulations make them inefficient here.

>>78928259
>I look forward to stroking my bratwurst to it when it happens
How could you read this and not realize I want the collab so that I can jerk off to it?

>>78928710
I understand that it's the central appeal of Hololive but for me personally it does nothing.

>>78928710
That's YEARS away.

>>78928710
They'll come around, it's a special kind of kino when your girl finally gets to shine on stage in a pretty outfit in front of a stadium. It really makes you understand idolfags.

>>78928640
Hasn't played it. I don't know why people act like she is some huge souls fan. She loves DS3, dropped ER after a few hours, has played Sekiro, and has played DS (up to O&S) in collabs while getting drunk.

>>78928702
I didn't say she did?

>>78928710
I've been an idolfag since a decade before hololive existed.

>>78928640
Anyone who claims DS3 is their favourite definitely didn't play 1, 2 or DeS because they're "too clunky"

>>78928710
It's difficult to imagine her dancing on stage, but a live 3D violin performance would be kino.

>>78928894
>dropped ER after a few hours
incredibly based
elden slop is overrated

>>78928710
I genuinely hate corpos, and I don't care about idolshit at all. I will still cheer her on though.

>>78928848
This is absolutely true. I did not care about Idol stuff but then when I saw Noel (my JP oshi) perform Homenobi at Holofes one year I fucking teared up.

>>78929072
One year from now, you will wave the penlight high. Trust.

>>78928985
Probably. It's a solid game on its own but as someone who played all the others it feels like a letdown as a series finale. Also borrowed way too much from Bloodborne.

>>78929072
hololive is basically heaven. A heaven with gates, but those gates exist for a good reason, you will see soon enough how good things can be.

>>78927448
Should I buy the GOG or Steam version? Or to be more exact, which one is supported by most mods?

>>78929003
Hey Ollie isn't really a dancer either but she's the highlight of Fes two years running. It's all about charisma and being able to put on a show at the end of the day and judging by her debut she seems to have that

>>78929306
Do they allow a violin performance at holofes

>>78929126
I doubt it. Didn't happen when I used to watch Myth, won't happen now.
>>78929167
Heaven doesn't have perms autism, staff so incompetent that it might as well be sabotage, and waste valuable streamtime with shit I don't care about.

>>78926985
Like the other anon said, it's almost too late at this point. I'm glad they did finally do it and I am absolutely going to be watching this gen because they all seem great.
I think a lot of the EU viewers will be more interested in indies at this point, Cover should have released an EU branch a year ago at least

>>78929288
Pretty sure more mod packs work with steam version

>>78929367
If she wanted to, yes.

>>78929078
>Noel
Patrician taste. She's hilarious, one of the most underrated JPs. And this just proves it isn't about singing skill or anything because she is the most SOVL in hololive by far.

>>78928817
It's really not, Advent's 3D debut is coming up and they'll be at the 2nd EN concert barely a year after their debut. Things move fast.

>>78929433
>I think a lot of the EU viewers will be more interested in indies at this point
Kinda. The time slot she's using is very congested with indies I'm already invested in, and as much as I want to cheer for her I cannot drop the girls who need the support more. If she kept her afternoon time slot it'd be so much easier to do both.

>>78929367
Bae literally did an interpretive dance she could probably do violin if she wanted

>>78929263
Consider the following: She is modular

>>78929609
Bucko...

>Pink cat talking about Dark
Her taste is truly unparalleled I knew she was based. I already love her too.

>>78929715
Rebuild her....

>>78929433
I mean, how strong is anime and weeb culture in the EU? And were there enough indies out there that fit (and are willing to fit) into being an Idol?

>>78929715
This is all a man needed.

>>78929773
She also said she loves Big Bang Theory right after that, so...
>>78929805
They could have gotten someone like Roca too instead of EBR

>>78929796
This is all a man needed.

>>78929263
This is really cute. more fanarts need to draw her doll joints this defined

What is her reaction to her lewd arts so far? Does she pretend not to see them?

Overlapping timezones is not much trouble when considering you have chuubas streaming 1 time a month

>>78929773
i never got around to watching the third season and at this point i probably have to just start from the beginning

>>78929715
is her crotch also modular? asking for a friend haha

>>78929865
>She also said she loves Big Bang Theory right after that, so...
look they can't all be winners. Maybe she's just so ESL she doesn't realize its cringe like Nenechi watching fucking iCarly. How the fuck can someone enjoy both Dark and BBT they are like polar opposites.

>>78929949
Is she okay with people thinking about her lewdly?
Man I don't know how to feel about being new to her when so many here already know so much, the downside of hiring bigger names I guess

>>78929949
So far she only reposted the cute chibi types or fantasy ones. Let's see shall we?

>>78929949

>>78930004
Do it, it's possibly the most kino show ever made. Everything comes together so cleanly whoever wrote it must be a savant level autist to chart it all out

>>78930150
what's lewd about that one?

Eurobeat bros Rao is our girl

>>78929865
Idk. With the EU having so many countries, that means different cultures which means different viewpoints on vtubing and being an Idol. The screening for people who understand being an idol (even if it's only by name) must have been the delay. Other corpos don't have that issue.

>>78930259
Bro you can see her STRING.

>>78930364
Which is why they are so much worse
With few exceptions I trust Cover's hiring process so far. Yes EBR stands out as a miss for me personally.

>>78930082
I don't think she minds thoughts, but she does not knowingly act lewdly at all. She was always very seiso when it came to that. Even stuff like her being a shotacon mostly came up through her friends when they made jokes about it. She basically never got lewd fanart, however her being a giantess and now a doll is a bit suspicious to me. Two nieche fetishes in a row? Would be one hell of a coincidence. They say you should always watch out for the quiet ones after all.

>>78928924
I read channel as "accent". Must be the sleep deprivation

>>78930484
Do you think she had any input on that? Did she ask to be a doll before joining or did they say "you can talk about the looks with us but we would like to have a doll type"

>>78930603
Maybe not the doll part but her overall look
>small chest, tall and slender
Is all her.

>>78930603
Sge clearly had a lot of say in her design, and I can't imagine why the doll part would be so important to Cover that they would draw the line there.

>>78930603
If she chose the doll herself I will kneel even more than I already am. Then I know she won't memoryhole her lore

Stream in 7 hours 25 mins

>>78926888
>can’t search for grun as an Americano

>>78927705
>modpacks
Are all shit.If you can't set up a basic mod list yourself you should just play vanilla.

>>78931522
Thread title is for filters, not for manual searching.

>>78931522
Just add it on the filter list and checkmark the box under top and the thread will instantly be listed at the top of the catalog.

>>78931503
>I haven't slept yet

>>78930484
I've never understood vtuber fans that are openly horny to a vtuber as a baseline. I mean if the chuuba herself promotes that kind of behavior like Marine etc. then go ahead be horny on main. But for the vast majority I think it's best to keep it to oneself. I'm sure all holochuubas know they got lewd art of them made of. You're way to popular not to have it. That said, it doesn't have to be publicly acknowledged.

>>78930261
breakcore was more surprising desu and im all for it, she got the right internet brainrot

>>78930364
Is american any better with different states?

>>78931704
Holofans(gosling) is a bit Quirky you see...

>>78931690
Why do you hate yourself so much?

>>78931704
I'm much hornier for girls that don't go "cum to me I'm so lewd ohhhh".
For example Marine and Choco are the dedicated "fap to me" holos, but personally I find Aqua, Shion, Miko, Luna and Iroha and such sexier.

>>78931704
I think being openly horny is fine, but you shouldn't shove it in their face if they aren't the horny type. Don't do it in their chat and don't do it under their hashtags.

This thread will be bettur
hehe
Guten Morgen!

>>78931937
Mahlzeit

>>78931704
EOPs have no culture. JP know to keep it on separate tag, or even just use oshimarks. Same for blatant shipping beyond simple teetee, etc.

>>78931867
I don't, I'm just too excited.

>>78931704
Most EN holos are actually okay with it.
In fact, only Ina, Kronii and Biboo don't promote it and the latter doesn't really mind it she just doesn't want to encourage cunny stuff too much.

The best way to judge if she's fine with horny or not is Thumbnail pictures.

>>78932102
Kronii also isn't as anti lewds as the catalog wants you to believe

>>78932283
She's practically asexual

>>78931690
same anon i stayed up to watch pink cat and its now 6am...

>>78932283
She was for a long time, but isn't anymore ever since her feminization arc

>>78932135
>the moom only on model allowed way
or
>bae's big booba clickbait
will be interesting to see which route she takes

>>78932102
neither is Ina, she just didn't want people posting it in her art tag, hence the unofficial 4thwah nsfw tag

>>78932424
>Kronii is really feminized and cute now, let's support her again

>>78932362
>>78932424
both wrong and catalogpilled
t. kronie

>>78929288
You want the Steam Anniversary edition.

>>78932102
Biboo got openly angry on stream after people got horny on twitter to snippets of her lethal company moaning audio. To the point that she told them they were sick and that they needed help. She didn't even want to bring attention to it. I think it was the first time I saw Biboo legitimately uncomfortable.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDHTb4cGG50

>>78932528
Ok but still, Ina is really frigid and doesn't engage with any of it at all. I hope Cecilia will be a little bit more open to it at least. Not to the point where she's slutty or acts like a whore, just that little bit of being okay with your fans loving you that way too.

Pink catto cute...

If anyone was filtered by her voice on debut give her another shot she is much more relaxed and comfy now and she's being cute and happy. I find her really nice to listen to now

>>78932751
This is the same girl that suggest "pebblepiles" as her fan name. It's just bantz, bro.

>>78932751
>calling that "openly angry"
lol

>>78932783
I hope she won't.

Who will be the first of us to ask for a German ara ara?

>>78932951
Do you want her to do zero GFE then? Zero ASMR?

>>78933023
Probably already happened.

>>78932751
I think her main gripe here is more with becoming an out of context meme

>>78933034
Don't care about GFE either way. Hate ASMR but I will tolerate it because it's almost impossible to find a vtuber who doesn't do it.

>>78933192
Well ok, I guess people will have different tastes and opinions.

>>78932927
>>78932937
There's a difference between joking about lewd stuff and having your unintentionally lewd voice audio taken out of context and being clipped doesn't feel consensual at all, I get why she would be uncomfortable with it. If you genuinely think that's "banter" you have the social skills of a porcupine

>>78932751
I love the rare instances when holos get so fed up with the retarded unfunny normalfaggots who make up most of their fanbases that they openly lash out so mich

>>78932882
Sorry, but I have jps that i already watch. I cant invest in her just because shes an EN.

>>78932751
I mean if you are being an open sicko and clipping moaning sounds, sharing them on X and YT. Then yes seriously get some help.

>>78933288
>lash out so much
Do you guys just see what you want to see?

>>78933080
there's already a clip of it that i am sure has been linked in this general before

I like Green Furina

>>78928745
I don't understand, why would a magic user like DS3 out of all the souls games out there?

chances of collabs with picrel?

>>78926888
Maybe… this girl might be the one for me?

>>78933359
secondaries don't know gsh is a kaela meme

>lame
ara ara spam
hi honey
other "pls say something sexual" requests
>kino
her hinting at doll parts being exchangeable including ones meant to please a master

>>78933242
she defenitely wasn't fond of it and doesn't want to see that shit but calling it lashing out is a bit much

>>78933034
completely tangential but i hate how asmr has become associated with gfe and sexual content when the asmr community spend years trying to dispel that misconception. we used to just watch 15 minute videos of some handcam streamer crinkling plastic ramen bags or a girl stood off screen say sksksksksk into the back of the mic and got called perverts for it, and then after years of pr by people like heather feather normies started to get it. and then coomers stole it without having any idea what it's suppose to be and turned it into fetish content for real that no longer even fuctions as real asmr. i still seethe to this day.

>>78933429
she debuted not even 12 hours ago for the love of god shut the fuck up and let her settle in

>>78933579
Sure I agree, ASMR is a lot of things, it doesn't have to be GFE type or "I'm in bed with you giving you kisses".
I like other ASMR too, for example hair shampooing and washing, or oil massages, pop rocks, water/ice cube stuff and so on.

But personally I'd enjoy her doing the GFE style of ASMR too and even going in that direction a bit with members.
It's ok if others disagree and want her to none of that.

>>78933566
I never said she lashed out, I said she got mad about it on stream (rightfully so) and didn't purposefully get mad at it either, it's just something that came out reading her chat and couldn't help but talk about it. I think she's more uncomfortable than angry, yeah.
>>78933329
Reading the replies to my comment seeing people thinking that it's just banter and she's ok with getting her random moans taken out of context and being openly horny about it on twitter makes me realize why people think vtuber fans are degenerate weirdos that have no concept of boundaries

>>78933462
I'm well aware though

>>78933579
I'll be real with you 95% of the ASMR I listen to is the stuff that's basically porn for intimacy (cuddles, I love yous, soft kisses, whispering type stuff) but I agree with you it does suck that the massive influx of coomshit has made it really hard to find good trigger-focused asmr. Sometimes I just want an hour of soft ear rubs

>>78933429
She won't have joined Hololive if that's what she desires.

>>78933579
Mumei does the best ASMR because she hates modern ASMR and likes the old stuff

>>78934046
The best holo ASMR is Lamy's oil massages, pure heaven for sleeping
But also Rushia had good ones, especially in the last year or so of her career, her ear nomming was on point

Is cecilia from east germany or the best germany?

>>78933984
>>78933762
there's nothing wrong with that stuff, but it's not asmr. coomers just coopted the name to get away with basically streaming porn. I wouldn't care at all if they just called it "affirmations" or whatever the fuck. I have slept to asmr like heather feather's videos for a decade now and I can't even mention it without looking like a complete degenerate.
>>78934046
the best for me is unironically, and i still can't believe i'm saying this, Mori. Idk bro just some frequency in her asmr voice or her mic settings give me insane tingles for reasons I don't understand. but there's only like 4 vods i can sleep to because in all the rest she puts in some loud as fuck cursed bit because she's incapable of sincerity

>>78934046
I like mumei's random trivia asmrs though, I think they might have been members?

>>78934311
my guess is she is from north western germany but not fischköppe level norf germany

>>78933579
I agree.
Ear licking and all the other coomer BJ simulation stuff makes my skin crawl, it sounds extremely digusting to me. Instant close tab.
I just want comfy triggers to fall asleep to, I don't even like talking or whispering when I listen to ASMR. There's actually only 1 Fauna ASMR VOD that I like

>>78934311
Why would an ossie speak French?

Great, we have a sexy doll with an amazing design here and the thread is already filled with purityschizos who want her to be as antisexual as possible

>>78934507
is french/latin not a standard subject in the east?
t. westoid

>>78934439
If I remember right she's done 4 members and 3 public. Her first member one was even better because it was just her humming into her normal mic with the gain maxed

>>78934572
if you wanted a slut doll there's other options.

>>78934572
I want her to be herself.

>>78934749
Shit design I want Cecilia. And I don't want her to be a slut I just don't want her to be asexual like you.

>>78934572
>coomer can't spent 2 seconds without stroking his dick
>somehow it's everyone else who are schizos

>>78934828
Based as fuck

>>78934828
I kneel.

>>78934891
Thanks blue Fauna

First real stream today get excited

>>78934505
yeah it's actually like anti asmr for me like it's painful. I do like talking, but usually just about inane bullshit like random yapping about her day or narrating about the items shes using or whatever, just the sounds of a voice to go with the triggers not gfe stuff or even directed at me in general. Fauna I think her asmr is kind of mid even though she has a good voice, because she can't feel asmr and so she doesn't know how to make it right.

>>78934828
This is somehow difficult for some to understand.

>>78934572
/who/ was the same and now its filled with constant hornyposting

>>78934749
I don't watch males, especially not slutty males.

>>78934572
You have a full roster of chuubas providing endless goon material. Why can't I have one that appeals to me?

>>78934572
no one said that, we said she should do whatever makes her comfortable. I will still be posting automaton sex posts but if she doesn't like it in her chat then it should stay /here/

>>78934749
But who asked?
I just love immi. Lewd fanarts are not bannable here. Go cry somewhere else.

scorned gooners get super defensive

>>78935153
Of course, I don't disagree with that. I just don't where the "don't sexualize her" people all come from.

>>78934971
I'm probably gonna end up sleeping through it with my luck, pink cat somehow baited me into staying up until 6:30am

The purer a holo, the more degenerate her fanbase is.
>>78935276
>I just don't where the "don't sexualize her" people all come from
Old fans, probably.

>>78935276
Literally nobody said "don't sexualize her" in this thread.

>>78933579
ASMR is intrinsically intimate. Listening to your oshi's ASMR is basically sex

>>78935403
Anon, you think people /here/ have any reading comprehension?

>>78935403
don't sexualize her
and especially don't ship her with your h*los

>>78934749
that's a man

>>78935555
Or what?

>>78934749
It should be bannable to post this person

>spend years shitting on twitch indies for being whores
>get a twitch indie into their corpo
>get told she's not horny
>have a fucking fit
I do not understand

>>78935750
they want to sexualise them, not see tjem sexualise themselves

>>78935650
my quads >>78935555 say don't.

>>78935750
Retraining myself and asking for consent because it would be RAPE otherwise.

>>78934749
Babis are one things, but skinsuit ojisans are the worst thing in the Vtubing sphere

>See cute girl
>Click thumbnail
>30+ year old man grumbling about taxes
>Doesn't even have the courtesy of using a voice changer
>Just a middle-aged man desperate for attention, using tits to attract passerbys

anyone got a webm of the driving segment?

>>78935807
Yeah care.

>Pure
Her appearance maybe, but her personality is pure comedian...

>>78935876
Hey at least dude's honest
>man soul in a doll bod

>>78935876
>30+ year old man grumbling about taxes
this would be kino at least. I got raided into him once and he started blasting the mic about cocks.

>>78935503
But it isn't though, that's the point. It's only become that recently. Like I said the video that got me into asmr was just a handcam of some anonymous rando crinkly pasta bags with no talking or anything remotely intimate, it was just crinkly plastic sounds. A lot of traditional asmr doesn't even include talking or really personality at all.

I dont know about purity but drawings are just drawings and dont reflect the streamer
Also you cant stop it

>>78935750
You're so retarded it actually makes me angry.
People DON'T HATE HORNY VTUBERS. THEY HATE WHORES WHO ARE HORNY FOR MALE STREAMERS OR ECELEBS.

Being horny towards your own audience or fictional video game characters has literally always been okay.

>>78936048
They also hate Amy Schumer tier humour

>>78935750
It's almost like holofags are not one person. Some newfags unironically want their oshi to be a Veibae tier whore and then call everyone else gay. Incredible things are happening on /vt/.

>>78936133
Correct.

>>78936177
Those aren’t holofags those are disgusting tourists

>>78936048
This is like those stupid "Uhh why is Marine ok but vshojo isn't?" threads all over again really. People are apparently too stupid to understand the difference.

Cecilia or some say CC...
GRANT US NAME
GRANT US NAME
WE'RE ARGUING ABOUT STUPID SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No one said any of the things in any of these seethe posts, someone literally just asked how she feels about lewd shit and we said she should just do what she is comfortable with. Please learn to read bros.

>>78926888
Is she better Rosemi?

>>78926985
I concur with the others. I was kinda gutted that they didn't include at least one euro in Advent. Better late than never I guess.
That being said, Cecilia seems completely worth the wait so perhaps it all worked out in the end. But from a business perspective, Cover is very slow on the trigger.

>>78936350
I’m intrigued on what her mascot will be

Reminder that Cecilia has Barbie nipple-less breasts and a featureless pelvic bulge.

>>78936350
Stream soon. Just close the thread if you can't handle autism.

>>78936539
Real.

>>78929805
Where did this idea that euros aren't weebs come from?

>>78936522
She's not a jobber, no.
>>78936539
That's fucking hot.

>>78936539
Unless you install the DLC from the store with the cunny module

>Cecilia
>Embodies
>Characteristics
>I
>Love
>In
>Automatons

>>78936539
And that does nothing to reduce why I view her as an appealing design

i thik she was talking about wrapping up over half an hour ago, but she's still live.

based Southern Europe chuuba

>>78926888
>voice doesn't match the Vtuber
jesus, wtf was Cover thinking?

>>78936542
We already caught a glimpse of the mascot during debut

>>78936612
I'm lurking here because she haven't put up her waiting room yet...

>>78936542
She won’t have one just like us

>>78930484
She seems similar to Fauna. Does not mind being lewded at all, but will not directly interact with it ever. I think it's a good balance.

>>78936738
take your meds.

>>78936738
bot post

>>78936854
bro? her voice doesn't fit her model

What name would you like to be called? I think "Cogs" was a fun name idea

>>78936903
bot post

>>78926962
she’s not clockwork enough
very disappointed
pic rel would be an amazing vtuber though

>>78936903
>"bro?"
Female validation-seeking mentality
>All lower case
Tranny niggersanji opinion discarded

>>78936979
holy shit its the owl from my graphics card and motherboard boxes

>>78926985
As a euro welfare rat chad the JP timeslot is perfect. I like to laze around during the early part of the day, put some stream on and drink billion litres of tea or coffee, and spend the latter part of the day doing something a bit more active like vidya.

Dishonored? nice.

>>78936947
Always and forever pushing for CRANKS (until it's decided)

>>78936768
We have glorious Pokobee, you don't need anything else.

>>78936754
Hey, that's me!

>>78937146
>immersive sim
holy based
i hope she plays deus ex or system shock

Cecilia vs Roboco when

>>78937180
FAT FUCK

bitch look like she got beans in her brain
no offense, my wife had a whole server for beans once

>>78936539
why do you guys always post this like its a bad thing when it only makes me more aroused?

>>78937330
Cecilia vs Biboo first

>>78927037
Sorry, already hotglued her socket, balljoints and cogs.

>>78934983
I'm with you on the anti asmr and Fauna being kinda mid. Maybe I'm just too autistic to like talking, even when they have comfy voices I find that hearing speech makes it hard for me to fall asleep. There's actually a nijiEN that made lot of ASMR that hit most of my preferences but they're all persona non grata now so it's hard to recommend

>>78937249
i hope she can get permissions for the actually silly games she wants to play

>>78937532
system shock is silly

>>78937532
Hololive has permissions for David Cage kino, right?

>>78927621
Please, I've already spent the past two decades playing the games. Let me rest...

Hey anons I've never joined any members until now but I'm seriously considering joining Cecilia's. Problem is, my youtube account is linked to my work/personal gmail with my name and surname. How can I join to her members and talk in chat like it was a twitch account? With a normal username? Yeah I'm a zoomer and I can't figure it out Im a disgrace to my generation

>>78937593
Ive seen some holomem stream detroit become human

>>78926911
>Workable Euro Hours
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>78937678
Just go into your YouTube settings and change display name.

>>78936350
>we
I stopped posting the moment it continued to shitpost once he got a biter.

>>78937678
Make a second account?

>>78937678
Why are zoomers boomer tier with technology didnt you guys grow up with ipads in your hand? Why not just make a new account?

>>78937678
>my youtube account is linked to my work/personal gmail with my name and surname
Maybe try making another account?

>>78937678
Why not just make another google account then?

>>78937678
If its tied to a work account you might just need to make a new account

>>78937678
youtube.com/channel_switcher

>>78936031
>It's only become that recently
You're both wrong. ASMR got a more raunchy side very early on, but isn't itself inherently sexual or intimate. (There's definitely many non-lewd audios that land squarely in the "intimate" zone despite not being sexual though.)
I got into ASMR probably close to 20 years ago now by listening to some girl whispering. It wasn't inherently sexual, but it did feel intimate. This almost immediately led me to seek out more personal and sexy whispering, as to combine multiple sensory experiences into one. But I can definitely get ASMR from non-intimate audio too. It's all good.
Personally I wish coomers and purityfags could just chill out and relax. There's no need to fight.

The fucking succubus sexcat sucked me dry to power her fat tits, I was weak. Good night dollfuckers pray for me to wake up on time for green woman stream...

why are germoneys so mean? why are aöö german women evil bitches? nande?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcXShpiqdZU

Anyone here who watched to the end of Raora's stream? Did she drop any interesting tidbits about Cece after the first ~30 minutes?

>>78936754
This animation is so cute. She's so bubbly!
Really nailed the robot-like movement a doll might have too.

>>78937959
Yeah, she leaked that Cecilia is married
To me

>>78937957
She's not wrong.

>>78937249
She seems to have really good taste in games. Immersive sims, JRPGs, Souls. We're looking at another girl who isn't complete ass at video games, despite not being wholly focused on "gaming". I'm very excited.

>>78927319
don't be a tribalfag, just watch what you want when you want

>>78937788
They grew up with tech that spoonfeeds you everything through easy UI and never needed to troubleshoot anything
I've seen university professors complaining that engineering/compsci students these days show up not even understanding what files or folders are

>>78938005
I made this post

>>78937788
And most of us oldfags learned it when growing up, from scratch. Many today starts at Step 10, never going through the process of the previous steps.

Many kids have cellphones, and the only real place were they actually do proper writing is in Games and School. Which both is not the greatest.

I work with about 20 other people, most are around 25-30, they are hopeless when it comes down to writing anything.

>>78936539
My boner grows stronger

>>78937678
Creating an entirely new account is too much of a hassle considering I'd lose all my subscriptions and my tailored youtube algorithm. I might though, if push comes to shove. As for the work thing, not really. It's my personal email, I do use it for job applications obviously but my work issued me a separate company email. I'll try the display name swap thing. But it sucks that I have to remove my face from the mail account, so I might as well make a new one.
>>78937788
I'm from the early 2000's I grew up with a gameboy and had no internet for a long while. I'm on my early 20's, I never had an ipad.

>>78938129
Nobody tell him.

>>78938410
You can just change the icon on your youtube account.

hm.. maybe I will scrap this one. Though maybe colour it just for you guys.

>>78937678
I first logged in youtube with just my gmail, then just created a channel with a name I wanted to use

>>78938150
kek, I wonder what the age distribution looks like in this thread. So many generals I visit are like 50% oji-sans. (I am among them.)
But yeah, I think we got a lot of stuff for free growing up. I remember having to fix the internet at LAN parties and that certainly taught me a lot.

>>78938410
You had to pick between privacy and convenience.
Using your work account meant that if you're being schizo on main #fag can track you down.

>>78938410
>it sucks that I have to remove my face from the mail account
Bro, please don't be one of those people. It's always so weird to see fleshies in chat.

>>78938703
I am in dire need of disgusted Cecilia reaction image.

>>78938628
>kek, I wonder what the age distribution looks like in this thread
Let's find out

https://poal.me/2q80w7
https://poal.me/2q80w7

>>78938576
Looks great so far IMO. You're talented anon

>>78938776
>Disgusted_Cecilia_looking_at_phone.png
Someone who actually knows photoshop should do the inevitable edit already.

>>78938410
>considering I'd lose all my subscriptions
Then use that account for everything except chuubas

>>78938776
>disgusted Cecilia
Sadly cc is too pure for that.

>>78938410
>Creating an entirely new account is too much of a hassle
So just member on your main account, nobody will care.
Even on the unlikely chance that somebody notices, they'll make a joke about it once and then forget.

I still can't get over the fact that in the German adaptation of the British series Ghosts, they had to replace the WWII veteran with something else.

>>78938901
here’s reference

>>78938410
It take like 2 click to swap account on utube.

>>78937788
I'm a zoomer and learned computer stuff by trying to install minecraft mods

>>78938813
Man, we're oji central over here. But perhaps the zoomers just haven't logged on yet. Let's try to keep this posted for around 24 hours

>>78936350
Beastly idiocy cannot be so easily cleansed

>>78938813
Damn guys. Is this thread a fuckin nursing home

>>78938813
https://youtu.be/Msxsu448JmE?si=dioEkm6adM6WPULK&t=12

eww, you're all a bunch of old people?

>>78939549
One caffe latte please.

...Isnt that what you hear everyday at your work?
>hah, you know they are unemployable.

>>78939760
29 is not that old...

>>78939837
Brother... I'm sorry... We.. We are already...
t.1995

>>78939760
Nice, this means that the threads will be on average way better and more civilized. I have high hopes for this general.

>>78939879
>he was born in the last century
grim

I consume affectionate GFE content but I wouldn't anticipate lovey-dovey kissy ASMR from any Holo and that's fine. Corpos naturally trend towards the "safer" side of things, and it's not hard to understand why.
I may be a sad lonely oji-san, but it's not a Hololive Idol's job to pretend to be my girlfriend and try to fix me by making out with a microphone for hours at a time.

From what she said in the dream sequence Cecilia is primarily concerned with developing as a musician/singer/songwriter with a side of fun experimentation with whatever else captures her imagination, and I look forward to that. The cover and "game" she debuted with were already very charming, and I have every confidence that future projects will be even better.

Now that we know we're all millenials, can we move on to more pressing topics like when will Disney reboot Martin Mystery like they did Totally Spies?

>>78940119
If you are born in 1984, are you a millenial?

asking for a friend

>>78940213
So that's what a crank looks like, cool

>>78940196
I think if you were born in 1984 your designation is technically "corpse."

>>78940213
If I pull him out of her head, will either of them die?

>>78940213
It's cute in a retarded way and not as simple as her old mascot.
But we'll have to make do.

>>78937788
Early zoomers are mostly fine, we grew up with old computers and shit. Most mid and early zoomers just take tech for granted and the only thing they use daily is their phone
t.'99 zoomer

>>78940213
it's ugly

>>78937788
No other generation was forged in the fires of Web 1.0, in the wild west of HTML static webpages.

>>78940361
What type of zoomer is 200 5 ?