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Carpool Edition

Last thread: >>78857481
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.78886172
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>>78886129
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.78886267

>>78886172
AMEN

>> No.78886268

>>78886172
AMEN!

>> No.78886283

>>78886172
Amen

>> No.78886296

>>78886172
Amen

>> No.78886366

>it's only been 18 minutes

>> No.78886409
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>>78886172
AMEN

>> No.78886433

>grandma
YOU FUCKING NIGGA, CALL HER YOUR NONA, YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMILY
>>78885539
yeah kinda, cause pizza is popular all around burgerland, with each region having their own version of pizza, meanwhile in Italy you'll only really find pizza everywhere in the south.

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>>78886172
Amen

>> No.78886508
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>>78886129
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS VG- 3D Showcase Celebration and Acrylic Stand MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempusvg_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>JOSUIJI SHINRI Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaXnhDZDY8

>> No.78886627

She kinda looks like Kobo

>> No.78886658

This girl gives me Sana vibes. After, what, 3 years of Holo debuts.

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>>78886172
loving flayon
appreciating flayon's thighs
wanting to be crushed by flayon
amen

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OCTAVIO'S DOG IS FUCKING CANCELLED

>> No.78886738 [DELETED] 

>>78885938
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>> No.78886757

>doesn't like onions
I'm revoking her citizenship

>> No.78886786

>she doesn't like the shape of cucumbers
no...

>> No.78886810

Okay I think I'm getting kinda used to the voice now

>> No.78886869

>>78885946
It’s giving gyaru mom who puts her 4yo in matching leopard print

>> No.78886941
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>>78886172
amen!

>> No.78886984

>>78886786
>loves anime girls
>hates the shape of cucumbers
Is she... y'know....

>> No.78887080

>you illiterate fuck

>> No.78887095

>italian
>hates onions

>> No.78887179

>>78886984
Is she what, anon?
IS SHE WHAT

>> No.78887205 [SPOILER] 
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>>78886172
Amen

>> No.78887287

>>78886869
Yeah, that's kind of how I see it, so it works for me.

>> No.78887347
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I miss Flayon...........

>> No.78887453
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>>78886172
Amen.

>> No.78887492

>>78886984
European?

>> No.78887522

>slowed music with reverb
kek

>> No.78887718
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I almost died by sucking off this part of the pen, be careful guys, my family would have found me watching a pink cat girl. Terrible way to die

>> No.78887811

Flayon is going to love this one

>> No.78887912

>phonk
based, I'm kinda enjoying all of them which is a first

>> No.78887960

>>78887718
Why are you sucking off a pen? Do you have something to tell us

>> No.78888018

>>78886984
Yeah, it's a known fact that:
>italian men are gays
>italian women are lesbians

>> No.78888059

You know, these chicks are managing the incredible feat of being more boring than armis. It's so weird.

>> No.78888087

It really is a discount SSRB

>> No.78888095

>Gacha games
I feel sorry for you holofags.

>> No.78888128

PLEASE PLAY PUMP IT UP IN RHYTHM GAMES

>> No.78888154

>pretty much all the gacha games
This is basically saying Hoyos, Tencents, and Arknights btw

>> No.78888382

TOILEEEEEEET

>> No.78888384

>>78887960
I was bored, I dropped the pen cap so I went on to bite that part.
>>78888154
Oh I'm sorry for her then.

>> No.78888444

>>78888018
I thought Italian men were mobsters.

>> No.78888563

>>78888154
They have perms now, still pretty shit stream games tho

>> No.78888633

>Ruzino
This sounds like italian conversion

>> No.78888669

>>78888444
They are, when they're not greasing the union. Know what I mean?

>> No.78888679

>>78888154
>>78888095
I fucking love hoyo games.....Flay does too

>> No.78888697

>>78888563
Do they? They got that one gacha game that pulled the perms in like 24 hours for some reason

>> No.78888730

>drawing on debut
WHEN DO WE GET A BOY WHO DRAWS REGULARLY ON STREAM

>> No.78888791

>>78888095
Not like she can stream most of them anyway

>> No.78888883

>>78888679
Big news: You have shit taste and will be homeless

>> No.78888979

>>78888669
Ah, I see, I see.

>> No.78889008

>>78888730
People complained that he, y’know, drew on stream. That it was shit content somehow. And then he graduated.

>> No.78889078

based keffiy papa

>> No.78889128

>>78888730
Flayon...

>> No.78889146

>>78888730
it could've been GB which is a shame because his art is pretty nice

>> No.78889151

>>78888095
>>78888154
It woulda been LLSIF on that list if Bushiroad weren't a fuckup.

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>>78888730
stop memory-holeing him....

>> No.78889209

>>78888730
Shouldn't have fired Magni

>> No.78889284

>>78888697
>>78888791
Kobo recently streamed Genshin on B2 a couple of days ago.

>> No.78889292

keffiy papa is a goat rigger fr fr

>> No.78889301

My knowledge of gacha games is how they always make /v/ seethe for some reason, hoyoverse gacha is infested with shippers who destroy everything they touch, /a/ had a meltdown because a gacha anime had a male for a main character, the whole girls frontline 2 thing, japanese gacha is getting mogged by korea and chinese gacha, and something about how the fate grand order subreddit got nuked because of some swimsuit character and they also raided /v/ because they were seething another character not being on mobile, and that /v/ has some weird obsession with having numberfag threads for gacha.
There has to be some sort of pathetic crossover between /a/, /v/, and /vt/
But do we really need gachafags in hololive?

>> No.78889306

>>78888059
I'd call ARMIS a lot of things, boring is not one of them, if anything they're *too* genki. I agree in that while the Justice girls seemed to be skilled in their fields (save for Gigi), they need to work on having entertaining personalities for streaming. I imagine this isn't a problem for the section of the audience who just want to see a anime girl wiggle around and speak cutely though than wanting good streamers.

>> No.78889322

>keffiy
axel and ruze's half sister?

>> No.78889352

>>78889209
he quit

>> No.78889495

>>78888730
shouldve been Goldbullet but instead of using his talent on stream, he just wants to be walmart Vox instead

>> No.78889546

>>78888883
nahhhhh, and im not a spender

>> No.78889557

>>78889352
He'll be back in DIAL M FOR MAGMITE

>> No.78889630

>>78889546
That was a threat

>> No.78889773

>>78889128
>>78889163
if only his drawings aren't like those in that slenderman game

>> No.78889774

I'm getting used to her voice and accent, I guess.

>> No.78889784

>>78888730
at this point you should just start watching Gan-chan.

>> No.78889791

>>78889301
As someone who is into one specific Hoyo game (despite not having it) for the sole sake of the story and the character lore, the majority of the shippers suck ass. People like me, who play with the characters like they're dolls and have all sorts of interactions with them, hate these people.

>> No.78889806

That thigh wiggle...

>> No.78889810

>>78889284
Kobo can get away with it because she's an ID, most people just let them do their own thing

>> No.78889846

I will never watch this woman but her design is nice.

>> No.78889876

>>78888730
When do we get a boy who actually fucking streams regularly? I still need a retro gamer as a substitute for gibby and someone who does jrpg.
Then i would be set.
I'll also take any art boy of any level. Even if they did ms paint shit like vesper did.

>> No.78890022
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AYO?

>> No.78890028

her laugh is kinda cute...

>> No.78890049

>>78889495
You did NOT have to go there, anon.

>> No.78890089

>>78889876
>art boy at any level
i'm guessing you don't watch flayon?

>> No.78890119

>>78889301
holo/stars is full of gacha fags, most just don't make it their whole content because they know it's bad streaming content

>> No.78890145

>>78890089
Who?

>> No.78890220

I hope she has a huge gap between her speaking and singing because otherwise this cover is going to be painful.

>> No.78890237

im already used to the accent, that was fast kek

>> No.78890258

>>78889876
>Even if they did ms paint shit like vesper did
which is funny since he was actually good at drawing

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>>78889630
heh. srry Im a machiroon, threats only make my heart and brain feel fuzzy

>> No.78890464

>>78889773
Hey now his art is pretty cute
He's just also perma/beg/

>> No.78890473

>>78890119
JPs maybe, i dont think alot of EN are Gachafags.

>> No.78890657

>7AM EST
>11AM CST
>8PM JST

>> No.78890705

>morning streams for me
I may watch her...

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>Art stream spam
Its like 2020 all over again.

>> No.78890986

>Morning streams
Work from home chads finally get a fucking bone thrown at them.

>> No.78891029

>>78889301
I mean, the rabbit made massive bank on F/GO to the point of getting a collab figure, and I think a few JP girls where invited to GBFes a year or so ago. I see Roberu play IM@S every so often.Not necessary a bad thing, the problem is that EN gacha-oriented folks only seem to dip into Hoyoverse, which is boring to watch, and maybe Proseka if they're rhythm game oriented.

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Nice girls!

>> No.78891104

>>78890891
a takotare...

>> No.78891127

>jurard left barefoot and pregnant in the gutter
kek

>> No.78891190

>>78890986
What does this even mean, if you're wfh you can watch any stream you want

>> No.78891225

>>78890657
Are those finally yurohours?

>> No.78891464
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>>78891094
SLUT

>> No.78891594

>>78891225
Yeah, that's about noonish for Western Europe and 2-3PMish for Eastern Europe.

>> No.78891599

I actually like all of them

>> No.78891636
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>>78889301
The tiamat thing was one of the strangest episodes in the FGO community for years until the day the subreddit got nuked and they started freaking out even harder.
They rolled over an died because of some dragon who can literally turn into a jet.

>> No.78891863

>>78891599
Yeah I didn't have any expectations, but I actually liked them all

>> No.78891997

>>78891599
they seem like an ok group, definitely have skills but i'm a little wary on whether on their actual streams will be fun to watch. I'll definitely try to pop in for the first month or so.

>> No.78892074

>>78890258
ms paint is always soulful as fuck.

>> No.78892105

Oh...

>> No.78892309

Alessandra Mussolini ass accent

>> No.78892398

Only one can sing but none of them can pronounce Japanese

>> No.78892475

>I'm hacking into the mainframe, ahhh~
>Is the mainframe hacking back into you? Why do you sound like that?

>> No.78892485

>>78890119
I'll take a nikke fag but only if they steal the magmites racist pass by calling shitty units nikkers.

>> No.78892705

Sounds like a discount Towa, there's definitely room to improve

>> No.78892940

>>78892705
As an old-timer kenzoku I feel offended.

>> No.78892951

>>78890473
in stars en only we have axel, flayon, one of the flips and hakka is one in the making. I barely watch holo en and I know irys, ina, sana were huge gacha addicts too

>> No.78892974

>>78891594
yurobro/sis finally get something, now they just need to scout yuroboys, which remind me are there actually good yuroboy indies?

>> No.78893069

>>78891599
Same. They feel like....whatever brotuber seems to mean to men. But for hags.

>> No.78893071

Interesting that they all have a cover song out of the gate. In past gens it's been one or two covers on day one, and usually from the designated singer of the gen, plus the group orisong.
This is the first group to have one cover each and an orisong.

>> No.78893085

>>78890473
The whites are not. The asians? Oh they definitely are.

>> No.78893383

>>78893069
They really do have hag energy, but we'll have to see if they decide to have korean woman moments like ina, kronii, and altare.

>> No.78893442

Oh, they did a song with the music from the trailer. Neat.

>> No.78893611

>>78892974
As the thread have said, just hire 4 balkans (or its expanded universe).

>> No.78893657

The only one that stood out to me is Liz, I'll try to watch her if she's on during dead hours

>> No.78893664

You know, after Tempus, all this debuts after them seem to kinda follow their template. Debut in two days follow by group song followed by group collab.

>> No.78893733

it's good to see an improvement in debut group songs

>> No.78893864

>>78893664
The difference being that they seem to be experimenting with the duration of the debut. 1 hour too long, 30min too short, seems like 45min is the sweet spot.

>> No.78893962

>>78893383
They're not asians.

>> No.78894015

>>78893733
They still have the issue of being hard-carried by the 1-2 members that can actually sing, but it wasn't so bad this time.

>> No.78894014

>>78893664
Yeah that's the point

>> No.78894067

>>78893664
Someone check HoloID and see what their debut rollout schedule was like.

>> No.78894102

>>78893664
ToTW wasn't releases right after debut though, iirc it took them like 2 weeks to release it

>> No.78894130

>>78893664
after HQ, I've seen a focus on gen synergy if you can call it that. New gens always seem to have weekly collabs now

>> No.78894141

When will Shinri finally kill himself?

>> No.78894280

>>78893733
That's what happens when you hire writers for whom English is a native language.

>> No.78894281

>>78894141
We could use a tempus murder mystery game.

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>>78893864
>1 hour too long

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I miss aniki

>> No.78894393

>>78894141
After I marry him and he needs to do it to save me

>> No.78894398

>we gotta take you to bed Jurard, you're too stiff
Armis orgy time...

>> No.78894413

>>78893864
I'd personally like for them to just get it out all on one day if they're not going to be an hour, but I understand the value of letting you sit with 2 debuts at a time for it to sink in proper.

>> No.78894434

>>78893383
The Ina thing was kinda a nothingburger. Leader got better after the first few months.

>> No.78894499

>>78894141
this summer probably

>> No.78894496

>>78894281
That'd be no fun. The killer is just gonna be Altare every time they play.

>> No.78894503

Jurard...

>> No.78894565

>>78893069
Yeah they don’t really feel as much like introverted stunted shut-ins like the other girls, possibly funnier too

>> No.78894623

>>78894413
Man, I remember VG's debut ending at like 4AM to me, or that was the time the collab started.

>> No.78894657

>>78893864
45 minutes felt slow yesterday, but fine today. 35 minutes of content + 5 minutes for cover + 5 minutes for buffers/redirects seems solid.

>> No.78894664

>>78894496
The killer is (you)

>> No.78894716

>>78893069
Finally a EN Marines? I know she has quite alot of female viewers.

>> No.78894765

They're gonna do a watchalong of the collab too? Feels weird

>> No.78894880

Ruze helping move and feed paralyzed Jurard in his wheelchair

>> No.78894894

>>78894765
Nah just a bit

>> No.78894937

>>78894765
enjoy rio's persona 3 part 2

>> No.78894974

>>78894765
Oh nvm lmao stream ended just as I tabbed in

>> No.78895034

>>78894880
Jurard ate a snail...

>> No.78895141

>>78894413
They used to do that i remember with Myth and Council. But those were an hour long, by the end of it the group collabs were really bad because the talents are dead tired.

>> No.78895566

I'm gonna keep up with them music side, that debut song and covers were alright, lots of potential

>> No.78895667

>>78895141
>talents are dead tired.
RIP to the yuro girls living in yuro for these debuts. Liz lagged out and forgot part of her name.

>> No.78895738

>>78893962
Gigi…

>> No.78895763

I looked back on the timeline and I keep being surprised that Vanguard and Armis debuted in the same year, I keep thinking HQ and VG were the same year.

>> No.78895781

>>78887347
I still can't get over on how bad his hand writing is in this kek

>> No.78895881

>I don't have perms to raid the collab
Now I'm just sad again.

>> No.78896121

>>78895881
>you now remember Bettel not having perms to raid the JP side for over a year

>> No.78896173

>>78895881
Can they even raid all of JP yet?

>> No.78896219

>>78895881
retard

>> No.78896228

>>78895881
youtube making it so you have to approve other channels to raid you is so retarded

>> No.78896298

>>78895763
holy shit did they really? It doesn't feel that wat at all

>> No.78896457

these are all terrible

>> No.78896506

>>78895763
VG was just barely not the same year since they debuted January 7
Which also reminds me how at some point Bettel was talking about his debut and said something along the lines of "where was I on january 6" and I immediately thought of Bettel in the white house raid

>> No.78896673

>>78896228
It makes sense on paper as a security/privacy setting, but it's a bit impractical for large groups like HoloPro or other corps/social circles.

>> No.78896687

As the only Shinruze enjoyer, I feel as if there's no way anything would happen for a hot minute.

>> No.78896701

>justeteers
>chat saying justicles

>> No.78896727

>>78896298
VG was in January 2023 and Armis was in November of the same year. I was just about to say I hope we get our Gen 3 soon before I remembered this, since I don't think the 5th anniversary live teased anything, we're probably not going to see new Holostars until next year.

>> No.78896840

>>78896687
minecraft soon
believe

>> No.78896889

>>78894130
Ya, i mean early HQ prove that if you can keep it up its is overall a good thing.

>> No.78896955
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78896955

axel im going to schizo you into my dreams and have you eat my heart you stupid bitch i miss him :(

>> No.78897034

Yeah, I'm dipping out, Goodnight MANS! I hope Shinri has a safe travel with no baby crying in the plane

>> No.78897067

>>78896727
**Gen 4, I am a fucking idiot. Anyway how would you guys feel if we did get new boys somehow this year.

>> No.78897094

>>78896889
>if you can keep it
haha...

>> No.78897203

>>78896840
God, I hope so. It would be so wholesome.

>> No.78897316

>>78896701
Still prefer Jesticles

>> No.78897360
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78897360

>>78896955
He is resting atm, look at him just lying there.

>> No.78897452

>>78897034
Oh, me too. I want Mama to rest.

>> No.78897641

>>78897052
Can any of you guys explain this

>> No.78897669

>>78894330
We got so spoiled with streams, we became fat fucks...

>> No.78897701
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78897701

>>78896889
>>78897094
everytime I'm reminded of what we had

>> No.78897717

>>78897034
I hope has the chance to watch 3 really bad movies he would never have watched otherwise and tells us all about it

>> No.78897764
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78897764

>> No.78897924

HAKKA STOP BEING /HERE/ IN THE WORK PC

>> No.78898051

KEK

>> No.78898084

>>78897360
ok ngl this is probably one of my favorite pieces of fanart axel has ever gotten. i love muted colors and the paint style of this is really nice to me i want to kick his balls in

>> No.78898128

>>78897764
I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS TOO LMAOOOO HAKKA

>> No.78898135

>>78897764
>>78897641
they're using babybird mane's pc since they also browse all her fujoshit she plans for StarsEN

>> No.78898151

KEEEEEEEEEEK

>> No.78898300

>>78897360
GOD LET ME JUST SIT ON HIS FACE SO BAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE GOD PLEASE.

>> No.78898312

>>78897764
Dumbass hakka forgot to log out from the cover PC...

>> No.78898319
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78898319

>>78897641
>>78897764
Your girls kneel to Mexicock
Now go back and cry fags

>> No.78898331

>>78897067
I wouldn't be opposed to it but this is coming from someone who loves lore and hopes that completing the map will bring in more of it

>> No.78898396

>>78897067
I think we are fine with what we have. There's one boy I want to apply but he isn't an idolfag and I'm having trouble grooming him.

>> No.78898522
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78898522

>>78897764
>>78897641
Hakka is a girl, whats the issue?

>> No.78898736

>>78897067
Gen 4 to reveal the untouched region and then nothing more for years to come unless they have another graduation

>> No.78898775

>>78897067
ARMIS feels like they're just getting started. Maybe only if it's like in mid-December past their first anniversary, otherwise I'm comfortable waiting.

>> No.78898819

>>78897764
I just wanna know what the name on the account is supposed to be. "Talent Banzoin Hakka", I guess?

I mean, it makes it easy to find when sorting by first or last name, I suppose.

>> No.78898845
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78898845

>>78897764
kek

>> No.78898853
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78898853

>>78897764
the nuclear implosion this is causing lmaooo hakka please

>> No.78898991

>>78897764
This fucking dumbass kek
LOG OUT OF THE PC WHEN YOU'RE DOWN WITH IT, STUPID

>> No.78898998

Thanks /MANS/
Now at least 3 threads will be derailed

>> No.78899063

>>78897764
Oh, Hakka...

>> No.78899097

Does anyone have the "my bad bro" hakka tweet?

>> No.78899141

>>78897764
Fucking god damn it they got to impregnate Hakka before me
Why even live

>> No.78899176

>>78898853
do they not know they all share a PC at the studio? kek

>> No.78899234

hakka took advents male collab virginity...

>> No.78899241

>>78898998
Any time the catalog is thrown into chaos, I consider it a victory of some sort.

>> No.78899376

>>78899234
go back

>> No.78899380
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78899380

>>78897641
>>78897764
>>78898853
>>78899097

>> No.78899421
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78899421

>>78899234
BASED

>> No.78899437

>>78899234
Is that Nerissa and Hakka shipper in here right now? They gotta see this.

>> No.78899445

>>78898991
He is logged out dumbfuck
That's why its asking to log in

>> No.78899449

>>78898998
eh it's dead hours, not like I'll be /here/

>> No.78899454

>>78899176
Drama tourist trying too hard basically. No one in their right mind would think of this as a yab. But it is funny tho.

>> No.78899551

so after altare stepped down as omega, it turns out hakka is also a manager? wtf is this

>> No.78899640

>>78898998
Why is it our problem that everyone else is insecure and retarded?

>> No.78899729

>>78899454
The idea that the girls are touching something that has been touched by a male is verboten.

>>78899551
He's not a manager, he's a fluffer. Big difference.

>> No.78899768

>>78899640
say it louder for the tourists

>> No.78899852

>>78899551
Hakka was Babybirdmane all along...

>> No.78899868

>>78897067
As someone who doesn't vibe with 3/4ths of armis, I wouldn't mind getting new boys sooner than later, as long that doesn't affect the quality of the talents picked.

>> No.78899935

>>78899176
There're a hundred posts in there saying exactly this

>> No.78899940

>Advent and Justice got to fly to japan for group bonding before debut
I hope the eventual new boys get the same.

>> No.78899960
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78899960

>>78899421
Got the sauce for your pic my friend?

>> No.78900068
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78900068

>>78899551
All of the Stars are managers with Altare as their head master btw, don’t let them silence you

>> No.78900389

>>78900068
maybe it's why he gets away with a lot of shit...

>> No.78900914
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78900914

https://twitter.com/poledancetokyo/status/1804707897575870699

holy shit... this was their teacher?

>> No.78901044

>>78899454
>No one in their right mind would think of this as a yab.
Say that to the monkeys in the tribalfag thread

>> No.78901098
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78901098

>>78900914
Dios mio

>> No.78901152

>>78900389
Why do you think he was the only one to get birthday cake

>> No.78901221
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78901221

>>78900914
HOLY BOOBERS

>> No.78901245

>>78901044
True but also who gives a shit about what anyone says outside this thread and also >>78899640

>> No.78901273

>>78900914
HOLY SEXO

>> No.78901295

>>78901044
I am not in the habit of arguing with the mentally feeble, so no.

>> No.78901332

>>78897067
If they did that they would outnumber JP. There's no way.

>> No.78901375

>>78900914
no wonder they wanted to pole dance

>> No.78901420

>>78900914
holy shit.

>> No.78901577

>>78900914
Apparently so.

>> No.78901614

>>78900914
I mean, who did you think would be teaching poledance?

>> No.78901643 [DELETED] 
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78901643

Millie's dog is dead. Good lmao. Fuck Nijisanji

>> No.78901680

>>78900914
I too would've embarrassed myself to see her poledance

>> No.78901775

Is that nigger lost or something?

>> No.78901779

>>78901152
Because he is catnip to ojisans, duh

>> No.78901783

>>78900914
AYO

>> No.78901785
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78901785

>

>> No.78901802

>>78897764
Cough it up Hakkitorinos, is your bird fleshpuppeting five other VTubers?

>> No.78901937

>justice HQ
HQ cucks...your brand...

>> No.78901993

>>78901614
I don't know, but I didn't expect someone wearing fishnet and nipple covers

>> No.78902020

>>78901332
You say this as if it would be a sin to do so? The only things that matter in debuting a new gen is would it be vaguely profitable, having the manpower/rescources to support them, and that a selection of worthy talents are available. Plus it's no secret that Stars EN and Stars JP management is kind of like two different worlds, they rarely if ever act as one.

>> No.78902254

>>78901643
based

>> No.78902281
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78902281

>>78900914

>> No.78902304

>>78900914
looking at this account was a mistake as a bichad and now I'm horny

>> No.78902337

>>78901993
I imagine she showed up to the training session in a jersey and yoga pants or something. It's pretty hard to dance around what the majority of people taking pole-dancing lessons are using it for so might as well own it in the marketing.

>> No.78902426

can someone post the hakka yeah? soundpost?

>> No.78902507
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>> No.78902522
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78902522

>>78900914
Holy shit WHAT

>> No.78902528

>>78901802
>Hakkitorinos
Wait a minute, that actually kinda works, it incorporates Hakka and tori in the name while being easy to remember

>> No.78902598

>>78902507
thank you friend

>> No.78902603

>>78901993
it's a performance outfit, when they're teaching they're usually wearing stuff like cycling shorts and tight shirts

>> No.78902699

>>78900914
Axel must be seething

>> No.78902782

>>78902603
like this https://twitter.com/poledancetokyo/status/1801584433323196759

>> No.78902818
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78902818

>> No.78902892

>>78897360
I'd give so much money to ride his dick for a night.

>> No.78902899

>>78902528
Hakkitoritino
Hikki-tikki-tavi

>> No.78903152

>>78902603
>>78902337
please.. let me dream that she taught our boys while wearing fishnets

>> No.78903209

>>78896727
GEN4 IN AUGUST
TRUST THE PLAN

>> No.78903274
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78903274

>>78902818
Listened and laughed again, thanks anon

>> No.78903279

>>78900914
Oh she's one of the few English-speaking instructors they had, nice.
http://poledancetokyo.com/j_instructors/aira/

>> No.78903334

>>78903152
Only if you let me imagine they also had the male instructor in bdsm gear and briefs

>> No.78903388

>>78903274
It's incredible how perfect the timing is.

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>>78903279

>> No.78903502
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78903502

>>78902603
That's kinda hot tho

>> No.78903513

>>78903279
Japanese websites are as horrible as always.

>> No.78903621

>>78897764 DID SOMEONE GET THE CLIP???

>> No.78903686
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78903686

>>78903424
>The boys got to watch her pole dance with her tits out and teach them how to do it
THEY CANT STOP WINNING

>> No.78903748

>>78897067
I wouldn't mind having a new gen, but I don't think we will get new boys this year. Star JP waited 2 years to get Uproar. I would prefer they focused on the boys we currently have.

>> No.78903830

when do we get to stop talking about w*men...

>> No.78903841

When I was younger I remember there was a place that offered pole dance lessons for kids near my house, but it focused more on the gymnastic aspect than the erotic dance part. I distinctively remember my father saying that was a "school for faggots and whores in the making"

>> No.78903892

>>78903513
It's not parallax scrolling shit so it's already good by that alone

>> No.78903943

>>78903830
go to bed

>> No.78904024

>>78902020
Didn't Stars JP management try to step in on EN during 2023? Like that weird couple of streams where they told Axel to swear less until Maes Hughes said he'd tell them to fuck off?

>> No.78904026

>>78903841
>that was a "school for faggots and whores in the making"
It probably was. This is abhorrent.

>> No.78904098
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78904098

>>78903502
it is and i'm already fantasizing about what our whores were wearing

>> No.78904129

Ok, the women watchalong is over.
We can go back to being gay now

>> No.78904148
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78904148

>>78903424
>chair dance
imagine mama breaking it down so hard that anybody who leaves him in the cuck chair is ultimate reverse cucked and left desperately wanting him back

>> No.78904180

>>78903841
It's hard to beat the overwhelming connotation that pole-dancing has, but it's a skill that takes a lot of practice and drive to get good at for high-tier performances, sexually charged or otherwise. I can respect anyone who can pull it off.

>> No.78904228

>>78904129
Not the last straight male of /MANS/.

>> No.78904318

>>78904148
not possible he would strain at least six muscles

>> No.78904411

>>78897764
Lol

>> No.78904506

>>78904024
I thought this was before VG?

>> No.78904572

>>78904129
>implying that ever stopped

>> No.78904705

>>78904024
I chalk it up to StarsEN management trying to scrape together a few clean streams to show companies for sponsorship opportunities for Axel (most notably his much beloved Granblue), there's no indication that was StarsJP management enforcing anything, the JP boys have talked about things much worse than swearing honestly.

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Shinri's birthday VP is very good, btw

>> No.78904935

>>78904180
There's an actual pole dancing idol anime and it got received pretty much exactly as you'd expect despite having basically nothing to do with that sort of thing and having some neat routines.

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78905045

>>78904180
Yeah the physical aspect is really fucking cool, believe it or not a lot women get into it as they would any other sport

>> No.78905133

>>78904786
i usually prefer more descriptive reviews, but i'll take your word for it.

>> No.78905189

>>78904786
is it a straightforward mystery type? we don't get cucked by a cute ghost girl do we

>> No.78905308

>>78904935
Pole Princess? I've heard of it, seen some of the preformances. Personally waiting on the movie hitting home video before I watch it proper though.

>> No.78905371

>>78903748
comparing stars en to how jp did it has proven to be invalid many times. i'll just let en do their thing.

>> No.78905569

>>78897316
we almost had Vesticles

>> No.78905594

>>78904935
It's kino
https://x.com/mtmnyuika/status/1802555765728657614

>> No.78905877

>>78905045
Yeah, I have a decent number of acquaintances who do classes just for fun

>> No.78905896
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78905896

i want to mess with flayon's erotic body

>> No.78906004

goodnight /mans/ i love my red husband and my blue wife

>> No.78906013
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dingo's awake

>> No.78906026

>>78905371
yep, like >>78902020 said they're pretty much separate as I think en staff just started out as an extension of hololive english's staff rather than stars' and sort of kept that vibe even after holostarsen staff goes off and done its own thing. if they were more communicative with each other i'd imagine we'd see a lot more cross-branch VPs and brand collabs within stars like the
girls do.

>> No.78906245

>>78905896
i need to bury my face in his tummy and never let go

>> No.78906502
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78906502

https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1804750962332176523
>he still has the physical icons from his handcam cooking with shikamane
cute dino…

>> No.78906598

>>78905133
sorry, not the usual review guy and I was about to sleep before listening to it
Excellent situation that fits the "Ghost Investigation" theme perfectly, good production (music + sound effects), length is 10:21
you're his assistant and he has your back
>>78905189
more a ghost investigating plot than a mystery
>spoiler
we dot not!

>> No.78906636
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78906636

laughing at this ai art of the boys

>> No.78906657

>>78897764
Hakka is a woman

>> No.78906720

>>78906636
Shinri and that tattoo... I wish I could draw.

>> No.78906773

>>78906502
Banchou rabu

>> No.78906788

>>78906636
emo axel kinda hits

>> No.78906962

>>78906636
Flayon looks the same he just has a titty window

>> No.78907107

>>78906636
>Ruze smoking (or trying to)
Smoker voice real

>> No.78907141

>>78906636
uh oh machiroons who's that girl being reflected in the shiny part of his outfit

>> No.78907198

>>78907141
that girl? me of course

>> No.78907209

>>78906502
Cute banchou
This is why I can never hate him

>> No.78907268

>>78907141
Shinri

>> No.78907305

>>78906636
altare just looks like altare

>> No.78907373

>>78906636
BETTEL LOOKS SO GOOD?

>> No.78907393

>>78907141
silly anon it's obviously hakka

>> No.78907459

>>78907141
looks like kronii....uh oh

>> No.78907526

>>78907373
Go back to twitter if you’re going to write everything like a question

>> No.78907559

>>78906636
>bettel has clock on his hat
guess the ai knows that the clown is bad at scheduling streams

>> No.78907746

>>78906598
Thanks, koi anon chu!

>> No.78907787

>>78906636
Benzos Hakker...

>> No.78908207

Board is zooming I swear we just hit bump limit a few minutes ago and already on page 10

>> No.78908231

>>78905371
jp makes some weird decisions
>nonstop vertical streams
>songs getting lost to the ether
there are some points that en can improve on but it’s fine as is for now

>> No.78908378

>>78906502
I still hate him

>> No.78908398

>>78906636
Death to robots.

>> No.78908838

Willing to take bets as to how long it will take until we see our first truly unhinged tweet from Mama before he streams again

>> No.78909080

>>78908231
It's pretty much just Fuma, Uyu, and Gamma that do vertical streams
Really not sure why they let original songs just die though. Even if you don't have the money for an MV, just take a cover image and put lyrics on the screen and you're good, at least it's now on the channel so people can actually find it

>> No.78909213

>>78908838
He'll say he misses the kombini

>> No.78909251

>>78909213
And how is that unhinged, anon?

>> No.78910027

last for raping tempus

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