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Welcome back. How were the new debuts?

>>78848281
they killed us

>>78848281
>>78848638
and we have round 2 in a bit

>>78848638
It's nothing new. When I woke up the thread was archived.

So menu today is bagged snacks like biscuits, pretzels, and Cheezels. The joshus are making mayo dip and /awat/ is handling corn snacks now. We should make donuts and snack cakes next time. How's world building?

I feel like we should have waited until tomorrow to make a new thread because aint no way this one surviving over night if these debuts are as fucked as the previous ones

>>78851844
it will make it if we make joshus fast enough!

>>78851916
but the office, the dojo and the world kwabbed last night with out any joshu bumps

>>78851973
joshu making speed was insufficient!

>look at map
>no /mayo/ nation yet

>>78854079
For some reason the two anons are allergic to that

>>78854079
>>78855105

its unlikely therell be one!
same for a unified lore!
PAY ATTENTION!

YOU OVER THERE, KNEEL!
let go of your every day life!
it will all come down with a single cut!
oh you poor souls trapped in the eternal cycle...!
be welcome the embrace of wings of pure darkness!
we are the rightful rulers of the star of eden!
the secret society....
HOLOX!
(de gozaru!)

>>78855222
https://streamable.com/7bfthf

>>78855222
Who let the chuuni club out of the basement again?

>>78855379
WAO!

I made a meat and potato soup out of some bullion and old steaks. It came out better than expected. Still recommend proper stock.

>>78779465
Corn is also a fantastic animal feed if made right. Corn is also really good deer and turkey bait. I don't remember if turkeys were found in swamps. I know they live in east coast forests.

Fun fact: Cheetos started out as animal feed until some pot smoker covered it in cheese powder and ate it.

>One day Joshua the joshu wakes up as a humanoid.
>"Wao! I can grab things from the top shelf now."
>Joshua climbs onto the countertop.
>Ryely barks.
>Baker-chan quickly grabs the girl Joshu as she hangs on the cabinet.
>"Oh noer!"
>"Joshua! Silly girl. Ya need to use the step ladder."
>Baker-chan shows Joshua how to slide the step ladder on the rail and how to lock it.
>"Wao!"
>Joshua steps on the ladder before Baker-chan locks it.

>Joshua slides to the other side of the kitchen.
>Ryely stands between the ladder and the wall.
>He's squished like a plush toy, but he stops the ladder from crashing.
>Joshua hops off the ladder and whines.
>Ryely quickly pops back into shape.
>He slaps his belleh.
>"See lass! Notta scratch! I'm feen as a-"
>Ryely lets out a loud yeasty fart.
>"Bloody hell. I kneaded outta gas in teh bleedin' morn'!"
>Joshua covers her nose.
>Baker-chan laughs.

>>78860700
wao!

>>78861177
We need to get started on that spinach-artichoke dip that Saplings love so much.

Just gotta be careful about Joshua exposing her underwear.

>>78860700
Baker-chan slice of life anime when?

>>78858241
that sounds like a highly specific accident

>>78864213
That's the joke.

I want to name the quint maid "Irene". She too lost her name. However she is very fond of tulips and loves to grow them. Her favorite tulip is the Princess Irene. Which a lot of people compare her hair to the tulip.

Irene lost her real eyeballs to her killer. But she was given two glass blue eyes to replace them. Irene can see with her spirit similar to Mother Nun. Irene can also see ghosts and spirits beyond the mortal realm which makes her invalueable for soul search and rescue.

on the question of land, by joshu kun!

joshu and koyotes in general are dedicated to science! generally the research of other koyotes!
this takes a lot of time! koyotes lock for hours at a time!
koyotes also enjoy traveling, cosplaying and making friends and having fun!
theres also a shadow organization known as holox rumored to exist! one that would take over the world!
in this case, a declaration of a piece of clay being ours, would also mean that all the other clay is not! that is unacceptable!
its not that koyotes don't work together, they do and are a very social and cooperative species and will readily mingle and adopt and research the traits of other cultures, because its fun!
its more that they don't generally enjoy being told what to do and neither do they feel like telling others what to do either! koyotes naturally cooperate with whatever they excel at towards the collective good! they enjoy making people happy!
this means they have little interest in holding clay!

>but what about the taking over the world part?!
well, holox is not like other conquer the world organizations! mostly its about freedom! all of the girls are bad at, and uninterested in ruling anything!
but they also don't like being ruled by a corrupt and stifling world!
in this case, if you saw things as a division between order and chaos, where order is ansolute control of all things, and chaos is absolute freedom, holox is about the later! its about tearing down corrupt rotten systems and reaching for your dreams! and for a world where that is possible!
for that reason im not sure holox is interested in land or borders either!
the land, is all ours! everyones!
maybe!
-joshu kun

don't quab this fast!

the italians will invade viti

I will have lore tomorrow if the thread lives

>dying

sdfasdf

>>78879601
>a declaration of a piece of clay being ours, would also mean that all the other clay is not
ohh like an expanded Bir Tawil, where since everything is claimed you can't claim some of the things as that would invalidate the previous claim. Very cool!

>>78879601
The joshus are an odd punch
but where is the koyolabo in all of this

survive the night

Whats with all the Joshus!