/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Phasers are the best livers.

I love Shiina!

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 13

>>78841555

Dead hours.
Phase Friend Doki is playing Strikenova
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3iGiBE3K2I
Phase Friend Mint is playing MGS1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7inNrLv8DcA
Phase Friend Kitanya is playing Parasite Eve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4cXXfn2Z2Q
Phase Friend Beri is holding a zatsu
https://www.twitch.tv/beribug
Phase Friend Sleepy is playing Zelda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTnO-tBWBwQ
Phase Enemy Ami is holding a zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1eiST-REh8

>>78841853
I can’t jerk off to this. Someone needs to photoshop out the words.

>>78841853
Runie has been getting increasingly horny skebs over time

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka,

>>78841957
it's not as fun when you don't post the image

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
Reminder that Jesus Christ is PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

I want to take sex with Hina

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I love Runie
She a cutie

reminder that this anon >>78842120 almost killed Tenma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP3aMODJB48

>>78841555

Pico's Karaoke Relay was a 10/10
I'm watching it again
I need Kino to Phase in NOW

>>78842254
The Rrat is finally dead Pippa talked good about Tenma last night and is streaming with her today. It’s no longer hatred

>>78842296
Haven't seen that poster in a while. I wonder if he figured out what kind of ritual he was going to have?

>>78842400
He’s mainly on 8 hours from now

>>78842400
You missed the finale?

>>78842087
We need more raver Hina slop. Ideally with Uruka wearing something similar but being mortified.

>>78842254
>The pay per question AMA was really all she did for the anniversary
Grim

Which talent do you think swears the most off camera? And why is it Jelly?

How many more days until she's back is it again

>>78842539
I like to imagine that Airi says fudge in her normal life now too.

>>78842520
>Ideally with Uruka wearing something similar but being mortified
I agree with this anon.

>>78842524
YouTube questions broke so SC was the easiest way to do it.. But she did do a lot of in chat questions still

>>78842539
Jerry from Security throwing flash drives around the office while calling everyone nigger faggots cause they cloned their key cards again...

>>78842539
watching her pl and seeing her swear every so often is great

>>78842632
it's not a pl for invaders

>>78842400
pippo... could be anywhere...
he could even be me

>>78842621
>>78842520
Stop trying to corrupt Uruka into a drugged up cumrag

>>78842623
Damn, if only she had not thrown a fit over a nothingburger and said something she's too stubborn to take back. Could have done the usual fan submissions for the stream when it turned out youtube was still dogshit.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX8-8928lcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg69NkLpuxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MHCu6W7puI

https://wheelofnames.com/977-h42
https://pastebin.com/5HE0m4iZ

>>78842400
Didn’t you know? He finally found a ritual

>>78842254
>Airi and Tenma
Skip; I want to preserve my hearing.

>>78842704

>>78842760

I want a Korean woman (Airi) to ruin my life

>>78842780
Sadly same. Tenma alone in a rage game will be too much shouting for my noise tisum. Its going to be arguing for half the stream and I can't deal with that.

>>78842254
>tenma and eimi
oh well at least there will be two cute voices

>>78842872
So I guess for you Tenma really is the perfect idol when her mouth is shut

>>78842704
I don't want her drugged or a cumrag. I want to see her perverted side come out more.

Pipkiss

Which Phase girl wouldn’t be opposed to dating a black guy?

>>78843020
me

>>78843020
Runie

>>78843020
Alluring scheme.

>>78842973
Depends on what she's playing. On her own I can deal with her sperging out, but her plus Pippa already gets close to the limit, add two others and thats just too much.

>>78843020
Ask your mother, she frequents Section 8.

>>78843020
Compelling Conspiracy

>>78843020
Compelling preamble

>>78843020
Realistically Tenma, she practically worships dark skin dudes like Christopher Judge and Miguel O’Hara

next thread will be better

>>78842780
The screaming is one thing, but it's guaranteed to be Airi, Tenma, and Pippa fighting constantly over stupid shit trying to be the top bitch.

>>78843020
Perplexing proposition

>>78843234
Not likely. I'm on my lunch.

>>78843234
it's summer, don't raise your hopes

>>78842685

Memory will do a Recipe Collab with Awawa!
https://x.com/kokoromomemory/status/1804474510688805332

>>78842254
Skip.

>>78843212
I think the Miguel O'hara meme is worse than Pippa's Colress nonsense is.

browsed the coffee out of boredom and saw this, and i could not stop laughing.
>"yeah this coffee is probably shit but we thought it fit her personality and thats all that matters, right?"
imagine getting roasted more than your coffee ever will be in its description.

>>78843442
Wtf are you on about? We know Pippa's type and Colress fits that perfectly.
Tenma being obsessed with that brown dude also isn't a meme.
You just don't like it.

>>78843473
Ems...........

>>78843212
Tenma thinks Bruce Willis is handsome, she just likes muscles and testosterone. Unfortunately I have a severe lack of both.

>>78843591
post bussy

>>78843560
>>78843473
It’s true though. Eimi does well because she fills dead hours for people that don’t watch JP and when pippa skips

Amy sucks

>>78843591
Also wendigoon. Her type is just people that try and are clean in general

>>78843591
Bruce Willis was a handsome man.

>>78843710
Who the hell is Amy?

>>78843426
>Collab with Awawa
My Jelly brainrot made me very confused for a second.

>>78842623
>YouTube questions broke so SC was the easiest way to do it..
>Nuked her reddit over a woman moment, when that would have been good for it anyway
>Defaulted to doing the super list questions instead of just picking from chat
Happy three years! What a retard. Almost like the issues during the pet stream were from her not thinking more than one step ahead, just like she had nothing planned in case youtube's shit did not work.

Anybody know when the clipping contest winners are being announced?

>>78844013
In two weeks.

>>78844013
lol
lmao
they forgot about that

>>78844013
considering it's Phase, you'll be getting the results in a year or two

>>78844013
Same time as Pippa's orisong gets released

>>78844013
UK con comes first, then whatever thing fishman will announce the day before it happens right after.

>>78844013
It's already been taken care of

>>78843903

How do I stop watching vtubers? All of my YT recommendations at home and work PCs are infested by them after mindlessly watching for over a year or two. It used to be my happy escapeism but now it's becoming more stressful than anything. I feel like my oshi hates viewers like me and if I don't watch her streams and post here daily then I'm missing out. I had the same issues in the past with WoW, it had felt like a 2nd job.

>>78844013
right after yabcast

Uruka should do an offcollab with Hime where she gets taught the proper way to goon and how to have passionate lesbian sex

>>78844243
>I feel like my oshi hates viewers like me
define "like me"

>tfw you will never get to plap lemon whore
disappointed

Hey, /pcg/. I'm curious about your JP members. What's up with Nasa? Has Phase been successful at breaking into the JP scene? What's her personality and streams like?

>>78844243
Pippa leaned too hard into the GFE it's over.

>>78844243
I use a second gmail/youtube account for when I wanna watch not vTuber shit. It's pretty much your only option if you're trying to cold turkey

>>78844243

>>78844429
You already asked this question two (three?) days ago

>>78844243
you have an addictive personality and are simply jumping addictions.
until you fix this issue, leaving vtubers wont change anything, you'll just latch onto something else and run it into the ground until you have the same issue there.
fixing this issue will either naturally get you away from vtubers, or make you be able to enjoy them again, just in a different way.

>>78844511
That wasn't me. How many threads ago was it? I can look it up.

>>78844378
Silent type. I mostly watch clips and vods since her streams are at 3am. When I can see her live, I never type either

>>78844526

I can't believe Fish still hasn't hired a bong.

>>78844429
Nasa is extremely cute. Her voice is amazing. She's secretly wild although everybody assumes she's seiso.
> Has Phase successful breaking into the JP scene?
Yeah, a bit. The new batch of JPs Kaleido have been aggressively collabbing with more JP chuubas than in the past 3 years.
For example, yesterday there was a karaoke relay with 10 chuubas, and they have participated in various such relays since debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLGyF8mA8Ew&list=PLY3lgeLd2kySCJA2eowiU2z0oOMUJU6Dz&index=1

>>78844429
>What's up with Nasa?
Cute.
>Has Phase been successful at breaking into the JP scene?
No
>What's her personality and streams like?
Rural girl out of a Ghibli movie, very comfy and soothing.

>>78842254
When did Airi join Pippa's Asian harem?

>>78844633
not after yesterday bruv

>>78843765
>>78843807
My point, skin color doesn't matter much to her.

>>78843899
Same, but I kinda realized it couldn't be her since I can't even remember the last time she spoke a sentence in Japanese.

>>78844633
After yesterday I believe all bong chuubas to be ass except for Shondo.

>>78844606
why the fuck would she hate you for that
and how is this stressful or like a 2nd job

my oshi has low ccv so i feel fucking obligated to chat and supa every stream to see some activity going on

>>78844640
>although everybody assumes she's seiso
How's she not seiso?

>>78844570
pcg moves very fast, so maybe try 30 threads...

>>78844429
https://youtu.be/Im-8zVnnZqk

https://youtu.be/WYDgKbTSb5E

https://youtu.be/6cov35vVKzg

Males should Phase in.

>>78844311
This but unironically

>>78844491
Good call, thanks.
>>78844567
You are probably right anon. At this point I'm just waiting to hit 30 to end it all. I will never be able to buy an apartment by how things are. Can't even get a loan for it

>>78844790
You should Phase out, permanently.

>>78844667
When Airi tried to suffocate Pippa with her tits

>>78843903
>>78844241

>>78844748
Idk I feel like I'm not really a Capipi because I don't do all the extra stuff. Makes it hard for me to relax.

OL Pippa pt 2 (last one for now)
>Pippa arrived at the office wearing nothing but a long coat the next day
>She had arrived early, only to find that the other girls were already present and waiting
>"Ah, Pippa, there you are," Tenma said. "Go ahead and take off your coat."
>Pippa nervously undid her coat and dropped it to the ground, revealing her slender, nude body
>"It's a wonderful uniform. Suits you well," Tenma said. "Say. I've been asked by management to do outreach with the office below. Just to raise awareness and make a little money. I think you should help."
>moments later, Tenma was in the office above theirs. She had set up two stations
>one station where office workers could purchase Phase coffee
>the other was simply labeled office slut and consisted of half of Pippa's nude body hanging out of a hole
>"Okay, everyone, feel free to ask any questions about Phase Connect while enjoying our coffee and playing with our office toy. Remember, 15 for hands, 25 for mouth, 100 and you get to come to the other side and choose a hole. If we make $1000 you all get a prize
>cautious of the situation, it took a while before a member if the all male staff approached
>he paid for a simple hand job
>Pippa worked his shaft with coaching from Tenma until the man released a massive load on the side of her face
>before Pippa knew it, a second man had approached and handed Tenma $25
>he stuck his thick cock in her mouth and Pippa knew she only had one choice what to do with it
>"Good girl, Pippa-chan," Tenma said, condescendingly petting Pippa's head while Pippa sucked and bobbed back and forth. "Just remember to swallow every drop."
>Pippa paused for only a second before continuing her work
>suddenly the man groaned and started to thrust on his own
>Pippa felt the cock in her mouth bulge as hot cum shot into her throat
>She quickly swallowed as the next man approached
>while giving her second blowjob of the day, Pippa overheard the most horrifying thing in her life
>"I don't see why you can't go behind when someone is up front," Tenma said
>seconds later, she felt a cock unceremoniously pierce her defenseless anus
>pain mixed with a new feeling of pleasure filled her as she experienced her first spitroast
>it certainly wasn't her last
>while Pippa hurriedly swallowed the last man's semen, she felt the man in her ass cum as well before a new dick founds it way into her mouth
>out of the corner of her eye she saw a man go into the back again
>seconds later she felt a pressure invading her moist vagina
>before Pippa could even ponder the situation further, Tenma lifted her hand until she grabbed another dick for her to pull off
>the man in her vagina was quite skilled and, even in her situation, Pippa felt an orgasm creeping over her
>as she reached the edge, the man suddenly pulled out and shot his semen on her back
>despite having a few more patrons utilize her lower holes, Pippa never achieved the orgasm she required
>when the ordeal was over, Pippa was left horny and covered in semen
>"Don't worry, Pippa-chan. We made a lot of money today, and the office workers deserve their prize."
>Tenma removed Pippa from the wall and led the dazed girl to the center of the office before throwing her to the ground
>"Gentlemen, the next 30 minutes is free use time. All at once now," Tenma announced
>in her aroused state, Pippa gladly excepted the myrid of cocks heading her way
>She relished the feeling of fullness as each hole was stuffed
>after being edged in the wall, Pippa's orgasm came quick, leaving her time to experience a few more
>at the end of it all, Pippa's semen covered body lay on the ground
>semen oozed from her holes, her legs still spread suggestivly wide
>"Well, Pippa. Good work today. But I just realized. We went to the wrong office. We were supposed to go to the office beneath us. Oh well, I guess we need to do it again tomorrow. Make sure to clean yourself up before then," Tenma said before leaving the well used and barely conscious woman alone in the center of the office floor

>>78844804

>>78844667
When Airi saw how cute Pippa is in person.

>>78844694
You miss quoted three times.

>>78844790
Unironically I wish they would get like a small branch of three guys. Not the gay Asian ones like every other corpo but actual schizo dudes who can use 2d to hide their physical insecurities. Just make them never interact with real PC groups to not upset unicorns

>>78844988
>man: unleashes his suicidal thoughts
>Pippo:
Truly this is the thread's greatest menace.

>>78843942
Selective reading huh?
>also read a bunch from chat

>>78845161
Married male programmer/modder vtubers should phase in and make games and chat integrations

>>78844790
>>78845161
No. Get out. There's already a corpo and thread for you. No one cares about you whining for want of attention

>>78844752
Depends on your definition of seiso, I would describe her as a calm voiced Pekora, and I don't consider peko as the epitome of seiso.

>>78844942
>at the end of it all, Pippa's semen covered body lay on the ground

>>78845262
Isn't that just vedal but minus getting any bitches?

>>78845161
haha long girl

>>78844311
Hime has been in Uruka's room before and assumed she was gay because of all the yuri stuff.

>>78845161
kill yourself

>>78845329
I was thinking more LCOLONQ but a unicorn friendly vedal would be nice too.

>>78845391
Ok chink

>>78844752
Lia, Tenma, Pippa, many people have talked about Nasa being seiso only on the surface but being a degenerate behind the scenes.

I will be the only Phase homo and proceed to ignore and never interact with the other chuubas at all

>>78845447
baffling post

>>78845161
No males means no males, nigger.

>>78844748
my oshi has low activity too. i hate missing her streams because chat would be very quiet if i'm not there, but also i hate to be the one talking a lot because it looks like i'm trying to be an attention whore

>>78845371
>Uruka went from a regular girl to hoarding Yuri Manga in a year and a half
Oof

>Pippa daki is here
>Pipplush is here
Time to hot glue.

Nya
https://jiggie.fun/Amaris

>>78844804
wait a decade. there probably will be a whole new country where you live now, and/or world order. could be better or worse, we'll see.
50/50 on if your oshi lives through the transition period though.

Why do ppl hate male vtubers? I don't get it. Do you actually form delusions in your head about yourself and your oshis? Stop being sexist

Hunie collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiUuNn03Z1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiUuNn03Z1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiUuNn03Z1A

>cuckpipi

>>78845590
Do it pussy, you won't.

>>78845728
Fuck you Pippa. No males means no males.

finna thwack it to these two maids

I’m gonna goon

This is why I don't need a girlfriend.

Are the Phase Dakis 150cm or 160?

Do you think Runie has breast envy towards Hina?

>>78845892

>>78845779
Girls kissing and touching each other= not a cuck
Girl and guy talking = cuck?
Explain

Nekopara my beloved

I think I downloaded the wrong version of Nekepara..

>>78845892
Gura and Fauna did it better.

Just beat StormSilver while catching up on Peepa vods
>>78846026
Pippa please go, I will fuck your boy toy Aoi in the ass and make you watch from the cuck chair

>>78845892
Holy fuck those thighs are so fucking hot.
Is this the first use of those outfits? Holy shit.

>>78846102
>Panko snubbed
RIP

>>78846026
>Girls kissing and touching each other = cgdct
>Girl and guy talking = dogshit

>>78845950
No, since hers used to be as big as Hina’s before she demanded they be reduced to medium size

>>78846105
Clara already used a maid outfit, and then Airi did as well. I don't know if they are the same ones.

>>78846171
Beeko is Panko in a bee costume.

>>78846102

>>78846171
I had a Linoone called Panko I dropped for Beeko at Goldenrod
>>78846223
Worst rrat yet

nice countdown...

>>78846223

>>78846223
meds

>Countdowns for free

Good morning.
Do we still hate Elden Ring?

Red or blue?

>>78845626
>we might see a graduation by drone strike soon

>>78846521
Blue

>>78846223
You and me, we're the only people around who aren't complete fools.

>>78846026
Atrocious setup

>>78846521
Yes

>>78846521
the blue one

>>78846521
the evil one

>>78846521
Can I have both?

>>78845161
If I want males I'll just get on YT/Twitch and watch Randon, I don't need him to actually be a part of phase

>>78845951
We need Jelly NEVER BLOON edits

Honestly surprised Pippa hasn't fallen for the horse shampoo meme

>>78845944
The old ones were 150cm, the new ones are 160cm

>>78846735
What's your problem, it gives you a very healthy mane

>>78841853
>>78841903
Don't look too closely, I'm not an artist.

>>78846026
The dick is what does the cucking

>>78846857
Oh shit someone actually finally did it. Can throw this old thing out now.

>>78846841
Fish meds are for fish, Pippa

>>78846521
Blue has suckable ears

>>78846837
Old as in the initial run or old as in older talents?

>>78846837
For Americans, this is about 60 inches (or about 2% of a football field)

>>78846735
It works pretty good actually. I have very very thick hair.

>>78845892
Weird confession, but has anyone else created a shopping cart/list of cosplay/lingerie clothing online with the idea of one day buying them for a future girlfriend to put on? Am I cooked.

>>78847006
kek

>>78846857
you did good

>>78846237

>>78846857
fucking based

>>78846857
You did a way better job that me.
Thanks.

>>78847044
No, I just put them on myself.

>>78847044
we know you're buying them for yourself bro

>>78847044
>Am I cooked.
You'll just end up wearing them yourself and we all know it.

>>78847044
you need to get a girlfriend first anon

>>78847044
Nah, you're just into cosplay.
If I had to pick between you and a guy with a fursuit in his shopping list, we'd be chillin'.

...What kind of cosplay/lingerie? My answer might change.

>>78846857
nice work anon

>>78846857
Someone should draw Hina as the other cheerleader girl from Nikkie.

>>78846988
The 2022 dakis were all 150cm. The dakis after summer 2023 have been 160 cm. I don't know about the rerelease run of the older dakis though
You can see the details of older merch on the phase shop via web archive

Phase Friend Menace has big boobs and her tits need to phase in.

>>78847144
>>78847155
>>78847164
Femboy connect

>>78847044
Nah, cosplay is like one of the most tame fetishes there is and if you date a weeb, she'll probably be down with it. But don't buy that stuff until AFTER she's ok with it, otherwise it makes you look like you were waiting to spring all that on her.

has Pippa ever interacted with Eimii before?

>Can someone help Airi trouble shoot her PC issues

>>78847227
Lumi and Menace should do a JOI ASMR stream together

>>78847268
She cucked Eimi live, does that count? Eimi will be prepping the bull while Pippa collabs with every other talent in Euphoria

>>78847268
watch streams

>>78847227
fuck off Menace

>>78847044
Kinda. Never made a shopping cart at any store, I don't even know where to even start shopping for these, but I do have a list of outfits & lingerie I want Wemi in

>>78847268
yes she has

>>78847329
This but Muyu and Coni

>>78847227
You know what, I'm going to fucking say it. I'm going to say it because it's true.
Too
Big

>>78847354
I legit believe Dizzy is the one behind Menace posts
She wants fish to send Menace an offer

>>78847354
this but without the off

Which one of these two was the one who pitched this stream?

>go to a disco/house party with friends
>predrink heavy before with white wine
>party is pretty good, great music
>its full of cute girls
>get even drunker to gather dutch courage
>it fails, like always
>go full self hate mode knowing theres no way i can pick up any girls
>not like i try lmao, just expect someone to approach me which will never happen
>almost spill my autistic beans in front of friends, thankfully restrict my spiel to random discord servers
>go home, pass out,
>wake up bad hangover
>i have 4 matches and two more likes in bumble
>they are all cute af

so the secret of getting women is hating women

>>78847044
The only females who should do the cow cosplay are those with huge udders.

>>78847227
I don't like her new model at all.

HANDJOBS FROM RUNIE WHILE SHE’S DRIVING UUUUUEEEEEEEEE

>>78847227
Not interested, fuck off

>>78847487
thanks, will just my anti posting accordingly

>>78847227

>>78847516
Runie, as an excuse to see Hina in a maid costume

>>78847057

>>78841487
AI is getting really good

and Runie is unbelievably horny today!

>>78847487
>4'11
Imagine fucking menace like a human rag doll from behind with her feet hovering above the ground

>>78847527
Women like it when you put then down and act superior to them.

>>78847516
Runie, no doubt about it.

>>78847529
agreed

>>78847227
Only if Lumi graduates the day before

>>78847044
I've never done this, but getting a woman in cat cosplay complete with a tail plug is like my holy grail.

>>78847216
Got all the way to the daki and last URL wasn't captured lmao.

>>78847529
I will compromise with you, they either need no titties, or all the titties, but no mediums in cow cosplay.

>>78847559
>tfw no pawjob from Runiemaid in the middle of driving
>When she gets startled the claws come out
It's not fair.

>>78847596
More like people is learning how to tard wrangle it.

>>78847487
why is menace creating an alternate character to the one that she is supposed to be?

>>78846988
My new Pippa daki is 60 inches.

>>78847516
Runie very likely, she always has ideas like this

What happened to Phase Friend Tenma?

>>78847769
>people is

>>78847769
this is so good. It is hard to believe this was generated by a non human, what program is used for these and how are they trained?

I want Erina to fist my ass, milking my prostate and calling me a little fagget

>>78847202
>What kind of cosplay/lingerie? My answer might change.
maid (nekogirl/slutty/french)
slingshot bikini (cowprint variant also)
cow bikini (and maid variant 2/3 piece)
virgin killer sweater
playboy bunny (and reverse playboy bunny)
Bunny girl open back onepiece
rhinestone bikini (3+ piece)
succubus (pic related)
fishnet bodystocking (various designs, full, upper, lower, etc)
pink plush/fuzzy sleepwear lingerie (like bunnygirl variant)
Can't think of any more right now

HEY LIA!
22 MINUTES UNTIL YOU STREAAAAAM

>>78847690
you make a compelling statement

Has anyone had beef tongue before? I had a beef tongue taco before and it tasted wet like the tongue still had saliva

>>78847786
she sounded like she had body dysmorphia today

>>78847903

>>78847908
>Imagine Rie in that outfit
My god

>>78847908
I saw a girl dressed like this in Japan calling out to random people to get them to drink at their cafe.

How emasculated are the men of Japan to not even ogle or cop a feel, cause not a single person even looked at her in the 3 minutes I spent standing around close to her like an autist.

>>78847980
How much would it cost to get her to wear that?

Oh boy here comes the cuckposting

>>78847867
Quite a few to name them here and all of them will give you very different results on the exact same subject. They still call it a RGN for a reason.

>>78847942
I have beef tongue in my freezer but still haven't used it for anything because it's a massive trial and a half to properly cook it since you need to like skin it first.

>>78847044
Being into cosplay is one of the less hoe-scaring autism hobbies.
Protip: Learn at least elementary sketching and terminology so in case your GF isn't yet into cosplay you can ease her into putting on various pieces and in case she is you come across as someone who likes the practice which gives you something to talk about

>>78847813
So 150. Thank you.

>>78848023
that’s a common marketing technique in japan everyone is desensitized to it

>>78847943
possible graduation?

>>78848040
Dude, she would do it for free

>>78847942
I've had it, both prepared well and done bad.
When done bad, it's super chewy, but still tastes good. It's not supposed to taste wet, it's a muscle.

>>78847690
>Ant hills = Ironic
>Massive bahongas = Unironic
Mediums are just out of place.
This anon speaks the truth

>>78847908
I'm pissed off right now I'm looking on etsy and all the asian lingerie they used to have on there is fucking gone, same for temu and shein, it's like all gone and what is left costs triple from last time I checked.

>>78848023
They will arrest you if you do, which is further proof of how emasculated Japan is

>>78847913
Based Helga poster
>>78847942
Yeah it's good. They prob didn't burn off alot of the juices is why.

>>78848087
yeah, she and like 3 other ones

>>78847690
objectively correct

>>78847527
If you're not ugly and short 97% of the time the problem lies in putting them on the pedestal.

>>78848124
>Muyu with small boobs
Not canon + ratio

>>78848061
I figured I would just tell her to strip and then throw a set of clothing at her and just tell her to put it on.

>>78847980
Get outta here, Hime

>>78847527
Treat them like shit and ignore them while chasing your goals basically. It's kinda fucked up on that first part. You can't treat them as well as you would like.

OH BEFORE I FORGET BECAUSE WE'RE RRATING APPARENTLY
>>78687842
Nothing ever happens

>>78847903

A little bit of Hina in my life a little bit of Runie on the side

>>78848229
She would love for someone to do that to her.

>>78848023
Most of those are scams.

>>78848224
You figured wrong.
Life isn't a movie.

What would happen if Menace was in both Idol and Phase at the same time as different characters? Is that allowed?

Lia doesnt even know what doggy style is

>>78848222
wdhmbt

>>78848159
Groping is illegal in most places, anon.

>>78848187
grim, idk what the shit is going on in idol. Momo streams once a month, Juna streams occasionally , Rin doesnt even stream anymore. and Kai barely streams. It looks like idol will just be Roca and their Invaders gen...

>>78843903
>>78844241
>>78844921
NOW (Literally right now)
Runie Ruse & Hikanari Hina (22:00UTC | LIVE | Cat Maids)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiUuNn03Z1A

SOON
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 15m | Puppy RP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T8J_SOCWWM
Pippa, Tenma, Airi & Eimi (01:00UTC | 2h15m | Chained together)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP3aMODJB48

LATER
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 4h15m | Cover Premiere: Bibbideba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNWsm9wYaCo
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 4h15m | Pools)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4J1wycvcVw
Kokoromo Memory (05:00UTC | 6h15m | Super Mario Bros)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OssvSSFqDQ
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 10h15m | Playing w/ Clay - Handcam) Stream topic could change
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 12h15m | Minecraft TGS)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 15h15m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Clara is guerilla schedule this month (or as long as she's in EU)
>Phase Invader auditions end on June 30th, go apply if female

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi & Muyu

>>78848488
Women flaunting their sexuality and expecting men to do nothing is emasculating behavior, they should expect someone to slap their ass when they turn around
Let me guess, you're a male feminist
>>78848481
I always viewed it as ruffles, Muyu wants to be drawn flat like >>78847690

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhyvNNKTCI

>>78848481
I NEED TO SLURP MUYU'S ARMPITS

https://youtu.be/HKspZTzV_Yo

I double my pushup, burpies, plank, and stretches and pass it to the next anon.

>>78848667
How many?

>>78848625
Hina and Runie are making the thread horny.

How do I stop vtubers from exploiting my sexuality?

>push-ups, burpees and yoga
>not SS + GOMAD
dropped

>>78848736
Rape

>>78848667
i double this and pass it to the anon below me

>>78848692
10, 10, 1 Min, and specifically downward dog.

>>78848618
Post physique with timestamp please.

>>78848822
i infinity this and pass it to the anon below me

>>78848736
Go to brothels semi regularly. Sure you're spending set amount of money periodically, but it's better than falling into the superchat and merch hole.

Hina, thank you

Hunie bathing my lower body holy fuck

Phase needs an unironic whore. Like where the fuck is the talent that loves teasing men, and getting them off during member streams?

>>78848859
No
>>78848847
Dude that's like nothing

>>78848147
I think what happened was china passed some law that women can't show off their bodies in product listings and they had to take down/change all the listings.

>>78848023
You're genuinely retarded, it's a scam where they lure you in and overcharge you to a ridiculous level with the threat of telling the police you assaulted the girls if you don't pay up. How are you this stupid yet still trying to put others down?

>>78848605
I'm sure IdolES and their millions of ARS will save them.

hand over the goth girls and nobody gets hurt

>>78848904
Concession accepted.
Thank you for playing.

>>78848904
I don't wanna get up. I'll do 'em next time.

>>78848411
Women like being told what to do, you can't be all pathetic and be like "uh umm would you maybe consider possibly uh if you wouldn't mind putting this on".
The girls that I've been with liked me just telling them to strip or put on a collar and just saying yes sir.

So it's pretty much confirmed Pippa isn't mad at Tenma about catching the coof/never was/not anymore?

>>78848859
NTA but I'll post my morbid obesity when I get my daki pillow

>>78849007

there is a catch. Lia always has a catch with streams like this it is never what it seems.

>>78848892
Phase world is full.

>>78848985
i always thought that the ES branch idea is retarded, and a sign of piss poor management, even back when idol overall was doing good
but i never bothered to check how well are they actually doing

>>78848892
Hime exists

IM HERE TO DRINK BEER AND WATCH LIA, AND IM ALL OUT OF BEER OH HELL YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T8J_SOCWWM

RUNIE, I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS. PLEASE WASH MY COCK.

>>78849052
That was always schizophrenic babble nobody except this thread believed.

why do women keep dogs in their streaming room? Please!!!

>>78847908
Lisa and Pippa should wear this in a offcollab

Brussel sprouts are unironically great, I can't fathom why boomers thought it was a good idea to boil all their vegetables to death

>>78849203
Raw broccoli isn't bad either. Cartoons lied.

>>78849161
I'm edging way to hard to this Hunie stream to look at that thumbnail right now

Anon, you are in a coma. Catmaids are not real, wake up, you need to go back to work

>>78849169
No because Pippa said herself she was upset with someone. So was it Tenma or what?

>>78849161
Hell yeah brother

>>78849052

>>78849093
seems to be a mess all around and they're already streaming less
all around I don't get how they plan to survive if there are just no streams at all

LIA PUPPY TIME
LIA PUPPY TIME
LIA PUPPY TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T8J_SOCWWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T8J_SOCWWM

>>78849226
Ejaculate

>>78849161
lia are you sure about this

>>78849231
>in a coma
>Manager comes to wake me up
I'm neither American nor Japanese nor Korean nor Chinese go away

>>78849093
The ES branch is the only one thriving.

>>78849317
tardwifes are not worth it

Tonight Lia is a heckin pupperino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T8J_SOCWWM

>>78849231

>>78849317
She has a very big bum

>>78849317

>>78849116
Hime is a slut, not a whore.

MY COCK CANT SURVIVE MUCH LONGER, THIS RUNIE HINA COLLAB IS A CRIME.

I'm about to blow

>I'm expected to do all the cleaning
Why did I hire these maids

>>78849231
Just 30 more minutes... please...

>>78849446
For the sex

>>78849432
Dyrbi?

>>78849446
To be hot

>>78849422
Pico looks unamused by how poorly trained that bitch is.

>>78849414

Me when Lia stream

>>78849432
bitchu-dayo

>>78847044
I literally just bought the set for pic related. I'll let you in on a secret bros. Don't buy the sexy stuff. Buy the actual outfits and then join women's fashion circles. Post about how you're looking for girls in the local area, to go out trying on your outfits, and do some photography. What I have done is meeting them at stores close to parks for them to bring my sets in and to change into. Just watch a youtube tutorial on photography or even better meet a girl who knows how to do professional photo editing.
I'm so in right now. No gf yet, but my self-esteem is so much better.

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