/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

not the early thread

not the early thread

No the towa thread

Tarball....

Ta...

Not the towa thread

ENTER BEST GIRL

this bread

Interesting panties for a highschooler.

They're going to pick the early thread

good thread

I want to fuck all girls from Monogatari series

Lapsama my friend

>>78825860
I hate chat interactions. Gigi would have flash her cunny if we just cross the river.

>>78826142
This but just snail.

>>78826476
Then why watch streams?

i hope GG starts her own DnD campaign

>>78825860
Im gonna take up smoking

>Advent debut watchalong
>ERB
>Flips to the page with the homos and starts mentioning them
>The sudden chatter instantly comes to a standstill and they stop talking, dead silence for a literal minute of uninterrupted time
Holy fuck when did Advent become the unicorn gen? I thought it was just FWMC

>>78828709
This is cause they're the opposite of Justice, the side of good. Advent hates unity

>>78828845
>unity
unity includes holostars now?

>>78828724
SEXO

>>78828945
Always has been

>>78828709
didn't watch the watchalong but based if true

>>78828945
no but the outsiders subverted the terms.

https://x.com/daydarion/status/1804508681989456142/photo/1

>>78830560

KIARA LOVE

wawa

thoughts?

>>78825958
girl?

is kaela playing gacha

>>78830703
cuuuuuuuuuute

>>78830560
that pilk? me

Wawa love

>post in whoreolive global
>post in Ta global

I know what I would do

We love sluts

How long did it take during Gen3's debut before most of the discord trannies ACK-d themselves and it calmed down?

>>78831410
Dangling limbs should be a tag

>>78831642
Yeah, my mom

>>78831758

I’ve heard that monogatari is only good (as non porno) in the arcs where the male protagonist is gone. Is this true?

>>78831704
hanging_legs exist

She's just an exhibitionist, isn't she.

Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame

towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa

>>78832106
no

My Ina!

>>78830703
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute and I rabu her

>>78828945
Holostars are written, in black and white text on the company website/twitter, to be a part of hololive.
So yes, if you are a unitychad you support holostars. If you don't, you are a hypocrite faggot

My Kiara is so funny...

https://x.com/Maio_Maitake/status/1804549701657940066
https://x.com/Maio_Maitake/status/1804549701657940066

what do i do until 11PM? cant wash car since its raining randomly

>>78832236
Can you post this on a blue board?

I love this doll!!

Saturday Sven Co-op, with /hlgg/!
Join us as we cooperatively commit violence upon grunts, aliens, and obtuse goldsrc puzzles from over the past two decades. All the assets you'll need to have before connecting are found in this post. >>78819279
Once in game, open up console with ` or ~ and enter
>connect sven.hololive.global.gripe
The password is:ILOVEAME

>>78831067
>should have been a cunny then
This is Kiara's type though

Why'd they trap Suityan in that box?

>>78832278
panties are bikinis

Cecillia easily has the most appealing design of the four girls. I look forward to seeing what she's like during her debut and any upcoming streams.

>>78832155
Wose

>>78828945
No. Never did. Only turbo shitposters try that angle.

>>78832299
Does Nerissa use her tuning fork trident anymore?

>>78832305
It was for their safety.

>>78832305
She stinky

BL BL BL BL

>>78832273
jerk off

>that wasn't BL
KiaRyS in shambles

Bros

>>78832106
Unity doesn't even mean you need to watch every Holo member. Doing that, especially with the now-19 members, will only burn you out completely.
Unity always meant to just watch the few you really like and just don't talk shit about the others.
Only newfags think it means you need to watch everybody.

this is peak kiss-shot

Kiara HATES fujos

LNfags, was Hanekawa also this different in the LN? Because she act more like Tsubasa Cat (without puns))here than regular Hanekawa.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>78832236
Women have it good, as a man I can't wear cute underwear.
When I go on a date the best pair of underwear I have is this.

>>78832305
suisex box

>>78832393
You couldn't pay me to watch that game, Kaela.

Kiara is uh ohhhing on stream

>>78832424
stop posting here and watch the movie kiara

daily reminder that somewhere in japan is a very autistic cute japanese girl who would love to have you as her silly boyfriend if you just got yourself to do anki flashcards
she's waiting anon, you were supposed to be there years ago

Shioriface

>>78832393
cute nose

she's like 500 years old, why is she acting like a little brat?

>>78832225

Could Towa take you in a fight?

>>78832438
>When I go on a date
Fucking die normie

Kiara, the lolicon allegations......

>looks like as 12 year old
>YES YES YES THIS IS IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

>>78832299
Sundial will win.

>>78832155
Why isn't her name just Elizabeth Rose?

>>78832225
stop spreading lies you fucking retard
from the website itself. notice how hololive and holostars are separated both in text and in the graphic?
>the talent agencies hololive AND holostars
this is hololive global, not hololive production global.

>>78832455
I'll give you a (You) since you didn't get any for this post in the other thread.

>>78832457
Fuck off I'm watching Kizumonogatari 2 with my wife

so are we going to talk about Kiara's pussy screaming at the sight of that Shinobu?

>>78832305
her power is too great to be unleashed

This entire series is just mediocre at best haremshit for coomers

on a scale from 1 to 10 how badly does this girl need correction

>>78832490
There'd be no fight, she can take me as she wishes

Do we like anime pantsu ITT?

>>78832225

I just realized that in the future, "anyone who replies to this after me is Italian" posts will just be Roara enjoyers

>>78831410
Is it OK for an 18-year-old guy to kill an 11-year-old (in appearance) girl?

>>78832535
She doesn't actually seem bratty.
Like at all.
In fact she came off as someone who's aware of their own ADHD and isn't trying to be grating.

>>78832373
Why would you need protection from this cutie?

>>78832305
the autism box

>>78832560
why did ID not get special names

>>78832579
that's-a spicy meatball!

>>78832305
i thought suzy was on ellen from the thumbnail

>>78832579
Yeah me

>>78832484
>>78832512
Are you fucking dumb in the head?
That separates dev_is, English, Indonesia, and the JP branch.
Yet holoID, holoJP, and the devis gen are allowed and on topic here. So why isn't holostars if we use your "they're separate entities" logic?
The truth of the matter is, people refer to hololive coloquially as all the talents under hololive production. So holostars are OK here.

>>78832593
Korosan taught her how to throw a mean hook.

>>78832305
Didn't they put Mori in the same box

Will Roara be able to tell use the difference between North Italian and Southern Italian people?

>>78832305
FREE HER FROM THAT WACK ASS GLASS PRISON

>>78832626
thats a fat pussy

>>78832305
the 'tism prism

Hanekawa is horny

So Kiara gets along with the American of the group the most?

>>78832593
This shot looks like a funeral picture.

>>78832608
But they do.
ID1 is Area 15, ID2 is Holoro (not sure what this means though), ID3 is Holoh3ro

stupid sexy Araragi

UWAAAAAAAAAA

>>78831699
By the end of August the "RESPECT MY COLLAB CHOICES" bullshit had fallen apart, and two more weeks posting similarly got weak. I wanna say it was by the Regloss debuts in early Sept. although there was some shitposting of a different kind focusing on Dev_Is for like a week or two

wtf Araragi is SHREDDED

Ina will be cute and zatsu today

>>78832631
Alright, you can stop samefagging to force conversations and timeloops about homos now
Anyone that replies to these faggots after me is a Sicilian

>>78832702
so far yeah

Hanekawa is a fucking pervert

woah, Araragi looks just like me

>>78832631
No they fucking aren't. And aside from corpospeak (which still puts a clear divide between them) homos and holos have utterly different audiences. WIth homos mostly targeting fujo sisters while Holos having a mostly male straight fanbase.
Just go to /MANS/ and spam gay porn there.

Oh, so it's okay for Hanekawa to feel up Araragi's body?

>>78828945
no, this is just how they try and bastardize the idea now by pretending stars is part of it.

>>78832789
Men can't be raped

Kiara got horny from watching his sixpack...I should get back to working out..

even Hanekawa got needs

Hanekawa is SAFE

Hanekawa with braids is best Hanekawa

>>78832225
based

>>78832631
yes, holostars are ok here, everyone that watches them posts about them here
the problem is that nobody watches them, but if they collab with a holo maybe you can get some discussion going

>>78831906
Kiara really enjoyed the yuri arc without Araragi, in general Kiara wouldn't hate Araragi if he was a girl

>after all this, Araragi doesn't think Hanekawa is into him in the anime

after all this and Senjougahara swoops in outta nowhere

>>78832631
I cooka da pizza

Why is Araragi so dumb, Hanekawa is pretty much throwing herself at him and he can't see that she's in love with him.

>>78832875
sir this is the hololive thread
holostars have their own thread

>>78832455
Why doesn't she learn english?

>bruh

do we love glasses girls?

WE LOVE GLASSES GIRLS

>>78832892
>>78832900
Afterallthismind

>>78832631
holostars have always been ok here retard. it's just that nobody watches them

VERSATILE

Why does Raora's design have fucking pink hair like so many other designs? She's a panther, right? Why couldn't they have just gone with black hair or brown hair? It would have looked great with the yellow eyes but instead the artist had to go with the usual quirky hot pink shit. Fucking strawberry cheesecake looking ass pasta bitch.

>>78832631
MAMA MIA PASTA FAGIOLI

>>78832631
never get involved in a land war in asia

ok that was pretty cool

What the flying fuck

>>78832932
Horny Cat (Fatto)

>>78832907
much like the girls he helps, araragi is a little retarded

>>78832989

>>78832989
so the community could easily make pink panther jokes.

i want to hate her for being a homolover but she too cute

What did you all think when this came out?

https://youtu.be/fLAcgHX160k?si=CNqG4kbHEHJf84Be

Who's the Karen Araragi of HoloEN

>>78832989
this poster was paid off by the dog lover society

>Vampires are self-hating

>>78832989
I dunno if you're shitposting or not but I would love another HoloBrunette.

Going back to the tv series after the movie is such a huge downgrade. I

>>78833053
just give in, there's nothing better than a cute girl you like having fun with other dudes

>>78833058
Could've been good if they had that video on their own fucking channel.
Could've also been good if they actually debuted.

>>78833058
Went "eh?" then promptly forgot about it when I played Forza Horizon 5 after.

>The "KILL VAMPIRES BEHEAD VAMPIRES TRAP VAMIPRES IN QUICKSAND" guy
>had a vampire on his team
????

>>78833053
Liz love!

>>78833130
sappo this is NOT the time

no one replied to my post... >>78829239

>>78832910
MANS is the holostars only thread.
This is hololive global - the global meaning it encompasses all branches of hololive production including our stars.
If holostars was truly off topic here any discussion would be deleted

JESAS

JESAS

I'm surprised a vampire can wield a cross and dress up like a flamboyant Cardianal.
Isn't Jesus Christ Superstar supposed to Thor people like him?

>>78832626
god thick thighs are so amazing

>>78832989

>>78833169
Why don't you just watch them regardless? Form your own goddamn opinion, jeez.

JESAS ON THE TELLY

>>78833155
>team
temporary alliance

>>78833223
idk

>>78833090
2nd season is much more kino though

I HATE LIZ
I ALWAYS HATED LIZ
WORST SERVANT

>>78833058
i think the the only mistake laplus ever made was allowing herself to be forced into this universe by omega and not executing him in public when she had the opportunity

>>78833087
>HoloBrunette
>Brunette
>Butt
>Moom
Moom butt

>>78833178
trying to post stars shit is routinely deleted though

>>78833191
Episode is a hapa

>>78833169

>>78832953
Are her impressions better than AI?

>>78833269
Which variant?

HANEKAWA LOVE

HANEKAWA LOVE

FAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HANEKAWA LOVE

>>78833058
I just thought "man why does JP have a cute office worker as the staff mascot and we get this cringe shit"

>>78832655
Yeah

is she ogey?

HANEKAWA LOVE

>>78833278
You really had to reply to me as an excuse to post owl ass? Come on, man.

Hanekawa got guts

Fauna retweets always send a surge of dopamine to my brain

OH SHIT i had forgotten about this scene

That's a lot of Hanekawa's intestine

>>78833053
I'm sorry but the flip homo is genuinely disgusting and reminds me of the sex pest from a certain rival corpo. No matter how cute and talented she is I'm not sitting there and watch her spam Apexshit with that mudhut subhuman.

HANEKAWA LOVE

>>78833169
I'm gonna say It's not worth watching

>>78833178
hololive global
not holopro global

now fuck off shitter

HANEKAWA LOVE

I had forgotten about this part

wait, hanekawa dies?

>>78833296
wdym spaz

>>78833307
>>78833308
>>78833312
>>78833318
it's saturday and you fucking losers are here doing this shit
god damn. pathetic. i'll be watching the new debuts from my phone at a hotel party later lmao

>>78833350
you sound jealous kek

>EN4
>All euros
>Regloss
>All japanese

Why isn't EN4 a separate branch but Regloss is? They should've just called them JP7.

>>78833346
Don't humans have like 30 meters of intestines?

>>78833053
she's a cutie, just hope she doesn't spam fps streams

>>78833278

>>78833178
it seems you have forgotten what the second G stands for newfriend

RIP HIS DICK OFF ARARAGI

>>78833377

>>78833305
All of the small one

>>78833278
is this AI slop? I'm noticing it's getting called out less and less these days

Ok but how the fuck did Hanekawa know that he's a mist?

>>78833335
I regret nothing

Araragi locked in

>>78832631
>So holostars are OK here.

No they aren't. There's a reason /mans/ was created and exists to this day. You already lost this battle and as long as /mans/ exists your lies will never take root here.

>>78833430
Hanekawa's PER is maxed out

>>78833387
Make sure you tell us about all the titcows you bang.

>>78833426
isn't that supposed to be cute though? anyway i'll watch a bit of her debut, thanks

>>78833350
Flips are too strong

>>78833430
women like stories about vampires

>>78833428
you had to ask? the sloppy details are a dead giveaway

>>78833410
You physically can't be jealous of a swagapino. Every day I thank god I wasn't born in such a shithole.
That said I'm still refusing to watch shit.

>>78833430
Hanekawa knows everything

Fighting an eternal battle with Miko!

>>78833178
Holostars aren't "off-topic" here in the strictest sense, but it's also not the main place to discuss them. Just go to /MANS/. Mixed generals are not a good thing see: /NijiEN/.

>>78833430
she knows everything

Why did Fauna retweet this, what the hell???

>>78833519
Not really, she only knows what she knows

>>78833285
Only if it isn't shitting on them
Shitting on homos = on topic
Meidos said so

>>78833278
if you're gonna post moombutt at least avoid posting aisloppa

>>78833547
yes they are

>>78833411
>All euros

>>78833547
>Holostars aren't "off-topic" here in the strictest sense
nice bait made me reply

>>78833411
>Regloss
>All japanese

>>78833448
2million engagements on twitter/all of the hololive reddit makes fun of people like you.

>literally bleeds from his heart to save her
kind of kino

>>78832659
>North Italian
Wannabe Fr*nchmen
>Southern Italian
Spaniards but less subhuman

Wait.
Is THIS why her menhera demon is so strong, he "leveled her up" with Shinobus vampire blood?

Do the horny again anon!

EXPAND

SHE'S GROWING

>>78833547
This post is bad. Next time you should try making a good post instead.

>>78833608
oh, so you can post about holostars there then

>>78833387
>hotel party
is that supposed to be cool? exclusive?
i genuinely don't know

i want this shitty watchalong arc to end

SEXO

>we MUST love homos
>we MUST hate homos
why can't we have no strong opinions towards homos?

>hebe is now adult
ruined

>>78833547
No, they are off-topic. You're not allowed to shill or discuss Holostars streams in this thread. Doing so will get your posts deleted. They have tried this in the past and that's what has happened so far.

Kobo cute

>Kiara streams
>thread is dead

>>78833671
I love beautiful European women

Look at this cute stupid thing.

>>78833667
I'm not enjoying it nearly as much as I thought I would

>>78833593
slopbutt

>>78833726
hand reveal on that MV?

>>78833600
Roberu was posted here from time to time since we were in /jp/ but that never dominated the discussion. Anything else is revisionism.

>>78833674
if someone takes a shit on your burger you can't just ignore it, you either eat it or complain about it

>Kiara's favorite anime is blood, ass, and titties
I think Monogatari is a manly anime for men who enjoy manly things.

>>78833674
I just prefer talking about the girls, man. It's not that deep.

>>78833411
>All euros
Que?
>All japanese
Nani?

>>78833674
I like one the homos, tolerate a few of them, and hate the rest. Most of them are objectively untalented losers.

>regular-ass guy is the strongest
HELL YEAH

>>78833726
Gigi is dumb! DUMB!

>>78833755
>unicorns are fat fucks with food analogies
we are GOOD senpai

give me the QRD on sprrroink

Why are the antagonist in these movies just look like some Guilty Gear rejects?

>>78833674
Sounds like something a homo lover would say

>>78833178
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>78833742
Same. At this point I’m thinking about dropping Kiara for one of the new girls.

>>78833674
If that's the case then stop talking about the homos retard

>>78833755
>food analogy
every fucking time

>>78833411
The goal with Regloss was to attract women. That's why they have simpler designs, all of them sing, etc. The separate branch was so that women weren't put off by them being Hololive. It completely failed but that's what Cover was going for.

I wish Towa and gyaru otakus were real

>>78833817

>>78833674
I don't think anything of them until people bring them here.

>>78833751
whe en was announced the meido themselves said they would become off topic if people were to make a different thread
and they constantly get deleted when posted here

:3

>>78833130
/qa/tomos...

Araragi not fucking Hanekawa is, to this day, still one of the most unbelievable and unrealistic things I've ever seen in any anime series. My suspension of disbelief was broken. I know it's Nisio Isin and I shouldn't expect anything that makes sense, but this archetype of male MC who doesn't pick up on hints has been so bad over the years I stopped watching anime entirely.

I truly don't know how IRyS does it with all the anime she watches. There's so much to get infuriated about that it takes me out of it.

>>78833589
She's gay for Mumei. This is known. Though it kind of crosses into incest because Mumei treats Fauna like her mom.

>>78833751
OG Pizza Pappa was also posted sometimes. It is not the Homos per se that ruin the thread, but how they are weaponized by schizos against our beloved oshis.

>>78833754
In another universe where she was born a man, Kiara probably is already under domiciliary arrest or outright jailed.

WHY DIDN'T ARARAGI AND HANEKAWA END UP TOGETHER. WHY THAT BITCH? THAT BITCH MADE THAT CUTIE GO MENHERA.

When is the catshit arc done? Boring ass character

>>78833849
damn

>>78833845
>all of them sing

Am I the only one who feel like Hanekawa is too OOC in this movie?

>>78833742
Maybe you just need an oshi with good taste in anime instead of overrated boomerslop?

>>78833785
Most of them are glorified Nijimales actively pandering to the worst kind of sisters through gaybait streams. Few of them have any sort of decent talent, most of them being JP homos.
I genuinely can't fathom an actual HOLO fan wanting those fags collabing with their oshi and turning the company into NijiEN.

>>78833751
That was before the creation of /mans/. Since the creation of /mans/, Stars discussion is off-topic in this thread.

>>78833804

man I want a coke now

>>78833902
heh
This reminds me of Die Hard with a Vegence

>>78833178
MANS is sanctified for protection against off topic discussion of women.
We need to do the same here but for off-topic discussion of men.

Was Noel this big when she was JK?

>>78833914
He never said they were good singers.

Guess im watching mint since no EN stream

>>78833845
>look! a new branch! it's not for creepy incels like the hololive fans so it's safe to watch!
>uhhh shit somehow this didn't attract the normalfags
>hey hololive fans wouldn't you like to watch our new branch

>>78833754
what part of this is manly

>>78833589
you just know fauna would love to have her legs wrapped around mumei's neck

>>78833951
I misheard this and thought you said "cock"

>>78833902

>>78833951
I bought two bottles for the debuts, you can have one

>>78833820
>if you don't hate something you MUST like it

I never cut my sandwiches into triangles, I cut them in half down the vertical, like God intended.

>>78833884
>>78833900
Araragi is only attracted to Hanekawa's body. He loves Senjougahara for her everything.

I don't get the noir frames

>>78833992
NOOOOOOOO TOU HAVE TO WATCH SHITTY ANIME WITH KIARA ANYI ANTI ANTI AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEE

>>78834021
Just don't cut them

>>78833951
If I buy a coke, will I also get to run through a field with a cute girl?

>>78833951
>>78834010
>misheard
look out, that anon is in your fucking walls

>rotoscope
uuuhhhh

>>78834038
cute

>>78833983
Actually, yes, there is a good honest-to-God chance she was this stacked if not more when she was younger

>>78834010
>misheard
You use text-to-speech for the posts here?

>>78833178
Based, we love stars here and hate unicorns

>>78833983
According to her, ever since elementary school

>>78834028
that's Araragi blinking

>>78833951
i want a vanilla coke but they don't sell it anywhere anymore

>>78833884
Maybe he's not into fatty fat girls.

because she's a fucking nutter araragi, don't stick your dick in crazy

>>78833983
Probably more, to be honest.

>>78834142
Nice...

>>78834160
Good. Vanilla coke was shit.

When does Shinobou go back to being cunny?

>>78834115
>7k likes
next Jurard stream is gonna be HUGE, imagine a homo with 7k+ viewers

>>78834101
>>78834142
>>78834182
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanekawa suffers the most

>>78834190
Wait, whatever happened to that sponsorship thing?

Wasn't Kiara, IRyS, and that other person supposed to play the game

>>78834205
Thanks Jimmy

hey man

>>78833755
You want a tortured food analogy?
It's more like there's a store across the street that sells crappy burgers, and sometimes the store we like has a collab where they also serve the crappy burgers. Everyone else is happy to just ignore them and keep eating the burgers they like, but you insist on buying the crappy ones then waving them in everyone's face for hours and ranting about how bad they are, when literally nobody cares and you could just not buy them

>>78834141
>that artstyle
Hirame?

>>78834160
Vanilla coke was better than cherry coke

>>78834235
yo mikochi

>>78834230
it's not out yet

poor Hanekawa got fucking sniped

>>78834142
>Marine was an actual oppai loli

>>78834160
come to eastern europe, we have both vanilla and cherry

>>78833937
They were still discussed WHEN they were in collabs in relation to any of the holos. Otherwise no one talks about them and no one really cares about them. I agree that there ought to be separate generals, but being completely silent when a rare relevant stream is happening is retarded.
And yet, fuckers still bring up homos unprompted and it's the faggots that keep crying about them. THOSE aren't deleted when it should be.

>>78834230
the game isn't out, at least on steam

>>78834290
Why did they announec it like 2 months ago?

>>78834249
https://x.com/ireading62

>nopan
Hanekawa is now best girl.

SEEEEEEX

ITT: total titcow supremacy.

HANEKAWA IS A WHORE

this is so fucking hot

Why are there I beams in the middle of a field?
They don't look rusted or used, so they have some value, surely enough not to leave them abandoned.

She's clearly into it.

I'll take them off your hands Araragi

>>78834348
>EN towa
>but actually sexy
terrifying.

>>78834338
Damn, this dude's style is pretty similar.

Hanekawa is just as messed up

Is Araragi the OG Rudeus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwC3fHdtYhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwC3fHdtYhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwC3fHdtYhg

>>78834408
I am quivering just at the thought of it

Wait is this the debt Araragi was talking about in the Hanekawa's arcs? Her panties?

Sex with this creature

>give a guy your panties
>he swears undying loyalty to you
Is it that easy?

YAY WITCHER

>POAL ON WHETHER HOMOS SHOULD BE ON TOPIC OR NOT
https://poal.me/8f1giq
https://poal.me/8f1giq
https://poal.me/8f1giq
https://poal.me/8f1giq

Let's settle it with a poal.

Do girls really just give their panties to guys?

>>78834440
hell yeah

>>78834348
this is the thighslut of EN

>>78834448
love this creature the shart

This panty part got emotional what the fuck is this shit man

>>78834445
This, but my prostate

>>78834450
only if you're female
nobody wants some guy's underwear