/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78827935

>>78827935
BAU BAU
>>78828036
バウバウ

I liked when GG baubau'd

>>78828036
Kys retard

>>78828066
You'd think so but the entire wuffian discord was filled with whores head over heels for her. You have to remember that so many active ruffians are massive homobeggers so that shit is a positive to them.

I hope pink lady is a good fit for them.

>>78827935
BAU BAU

why the fuck does the thought of them doing solo streams make you guys so upset?

Post-debut vibes
- Elizabeth: https://poal.me/2kl2i9
- Gigi: https://poal.me/9u9z5d
Pre-debut vibes
- Cecilia: https://poal.me/uul7pp
- Raora: https://poal.me/z4fbks

>>78828290
Pretty optimistic they will vibe well.

>>78827935
BAU BAU

Here, I went to check and picked a random /baubau/ thread from back in May.
>>/vt/thread/75927627

Literally no one was using "FUWAMOCO". Everyone was either using "FuwaMoco" or "fuwamoco"
This fucker suddenly bringing up and policing how to type FuwaMoco is some kind of weird angle to divide ruffians

I hope she's as good as I think she is.

>>78828446
Keep your expectations low. Always.

>>78828393
Well I also hope she doesn't lead them into dumb bullshit, or act as a gateway for homo shit or anything.

>>78828290
that's what the mandated weekly 1-on-1 collabs are for

>>78828433
Anon...

>>78828433
Holy schizo

FuWaMoCo is the only good way

>>78828433
anon FUWAMOCO themselves chose it and brought it up. I think it was a plant question by them. The account that posted it is a literal who

>>78828433

>>78828433
We were all doing it wrong apparently but now that they've set the record straight, FUWAMOCO is the way to go.

>>78828446
ceciwia immewgween? eheheh

>>78828433
FumoWaco!

>>78828446
Unless the hololization process totally destroyed how she'll stream, you should be fine.

https://x.com/rswxx/status/1804490613695402194
goes on sale tomorrow, pretty cute, think I'll grab one if I can

>>78828557
>The account that posted it is a literal who
that guy's /here/ and consistently posts dumb stuff

>>78828511
Wait really? Damn FWMC solo content is gonna dry up huh...?

>>78828557
it's a /here/fag that regularly posts stuff from this thread to their tags

>>78828568
I've always been doing it right. I thought it was obvious considering it's how their name was almost always written. Fuwamoco fags probably also wrote it mf doom

You dumb retards were arguing between "Fuwamoco", "FuwaMoco", "fuwamoco", and "FUWAMOCO". Meanwhile, we FWMChads were always safe.

>>78828557
I love them, but no, I love typing and sounding like a normal person more. Sorry FuwaMoco, but I will keep doing it this way until I die.

>>78828632
>>78828667
Of fucking course it is. Why do Ruffians love breaking containment?

>>78828704
FwMc

>>78828605

If they did management mandated JP restricted first time ASMR, do you really believe they won't do management mandated homocollabs?

It's over, baubros

>>78828758
he posted it soon after /baubau/ had an argument about it too kek

>>78828632
>>78828667
Oh, so it was just some dumbass who stirred up shit here, so he'd have a reason to -then- ask them the question.

please let the pink one's voice be good
i just want to fap to animal eared girls

i think she changed her ways. it's safe to invest

>>78828878
ahahahahahahaha

>>78828810
They aren't spineless. as shown by said ASMR stream and how they 'bau bau'd' at management. They aren't that passive.

>>78828878
anon...

>>78828878
Anon, Raora’s voice will make you think Towa’s sounds like peak femininity.

>>78828878
Is bad, this whole gen voices suck ass the green one is ok

>>78828902
Guess some people already know her, so I'll take the lack of freaking out as a mostly safe bet she's not TOO bad.

>>78828902
Why are pink women in hololive all so sexy?

>>78828902
We'll have to see during her debut.
Would have been more awesome if Cover had been able to find another high quality duo to match with FuwaMoco though...

>>78828810
I was going to say something about it being fine if they collab in such a forced environment, but thinking about how they went totally silent on the hololive main channel shill stream, they'd probably put up enough of a fight to not let it happen. Though if it does happen, I bet they'll stay silent the whole time. Didn't Kanata do something like that?

>>78829017
>Would have been more awesome if Cover had been able to find another high quality duo to match with FuwaMoco though...
Literally nobody like that besides FWMC exist though.

>>78828862
To be fair they did pick it immediately so was it really a bad question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCcjhHEWAXo my horsefu could've saved Justice

>>78829055
She hid away and was quiet for the whole stream, then changed her manager after that.

>>78829016
I'm going to need to see some evidence that the pink woman Mococo is sexy.

>>78828446
She’s cute and pon
https://files.catbox.moe/6q83zi.mp4

>>78829116
Horse quota already filled

>>78829130
Mococo is blonde.

>>78828878
She makes Towa sound like a delicate princess. If you close your eyes in the FUWAMOCO pink cat collabs you'd think they were collabing with a homo star.

>>78829130
Mococo is pinkgirl not pinkwoman

>>78829116
Cute girl, wish the best for her.

>>78828878
she will be popular with holojp girls

>>78829155
German humor...

>>78829016
it's a mystery

>>78829155
Wow she's kinda cute yeah, doesn't seem so bad.

>>78829194
She literally graduated not even a week after I started watching her and I'm SAD
She had skits where she'd have 2-3 different characters and they'd all talk to each other

do your daily pink reps

>>78829106
They probably have no idea what the real reason behind that question was, that it was being used to justify a shitpost here.

>>78829289
Sorry anon, from what little I saw she was really cute. hope she's doing alright.

>>78829155
I don't get it

>>78829100
A lot of people didn't know they existed before they became FuwaMoco. There might be a high quality duo out there we don't know about.

>>78828290
>>78828902
>>78829002
>>78829017
>>78829016
>>78828089
>>78826923
>it's definitely her.
If so, then just like real life, there is no Justice in this world.
https://web.archive.org/web/20210526131250/twitter.com/yuniiho/status/1386739666553085953
https://web.archive.org/web/20210709032151/https://twitter.com/yuniiho/status/1413337542305501184
https://web.archive.org/web/20220901073634/twitter.com/dyarikku/status/1385383345127841794
>that was three years ago. Maybe they broke up?
Yuniiho and Merryweather both moved to Japan together last year in March, at the same exact time.
March 27, 2023: https://x.com/yuniiho/status/1640287391200997377
March 18, 2023: https://x.com/Merrydawg/status/1637151071666569219
They're definitely living together, possibly married. Anyone who off-collabs at her house will be spending time with him too. She's a grifting whore with a boyfriend or husband and doesn't belong in hololive.
Death to management.

>>78829306
Is it a shitpost if they had such a strong opinion on it? They could have said it didn't matter but didn't. They even specifically said they don't like seeing it as FuwaMoco

>>78829352
She explained it...

>>78829352
o-oh...

>>78828878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVubWy03Ng
Good luck...

>>78829165
>>78829178
Shut up and post sexy Mococo

>>78829380
Yep. and FUWAMOCO will absolutely offcollab because she's their cross gen partner and lives in Japan. This is bad bad news.

>>78829464

>>78829380
you say that as if she's the only one in holo lmao

>>78829380
>Merryweather
why does everything always lead back to this guy

>>78829132
Kanata is baused, FWMC should collab with her.

>>78829454
Her voice is kinda cute, I was expecting butch lesbian and I got super mature lady, not too bad.

>>78829454
>ch*t
Most offensive thing in this clip

How that was deleted so fast kek

>>78829496
Her being married got nothing to do with FWMC, offcollab or not its not like he's gonna fucking marry them too. Little to no risk.

>>78829425
One of the templates for one of the earlier projects used FuwaMoco on the top of the page.
If they really didn't like seeing it that much, then they would have brought it up earlier, especially during that period, since they'd see it on every single page and not now, 11 months into their career.

>>78829500
In his bio, it says he wrote for hololive before. It's probably how she got in. Direct connection to staff, he probably just sent in a good word for his wife.

>>78829454
that is a fair bit worse than towa. is that actually her though?

>>78829625
Nepotism wins again...

I don't think FWMC read these threads

>>78829496
There were countless applicants. Why would they deliberately choose someone living with a man that is so publicly known?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1804572313205256444
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1804572313205256444
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1804572313205256444

>>78829641
Yeap. She is an artist so people found out quickly.

>>78829689
Is this just a backhanded way to say they are depressed? Why are they crying every day?

>>78829689
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1804572315235279214
I love them so much...

>>78829380
Well then, we just have to make sure FuwaMoco never off-collab at her place. If they ever do an off-collab at her place, then that's a HUGE red flag.
Thanks for your sacrifice and letting us know that she lives with a male.

they clearly read these threads...

>>78829782
Read tweets BAU BAU!

>>78829454
she sounds like towa kek

They need to get their hormones under control. It's not good to cry everyday.

>>78829689
I can't right now. I am so fucking upset with hololive staff. I can't even think straight. The staff 100% know. They're just grifters and they see us as weak cattle to be manipulated and lied to. How many other married women did they hire to sell as idols? Fuck them.
FuwaMoco are the only good people in all of this.

>>78829689
One of two possibilities prompted this tweet

1. They are graduating soon
2. Elizabeth told them that they don't seem thankful enough to be in Hololive.

>>78829800
They are going to off collab anon. she's the only other Advent/Justice member in Japan.

>>78829910
you're more emotional than actual women get a grip cryan

>>78829910
what is this mental illness called

They're up at 3AM crying and writing needy tweets instead of sleeping...

>>78829689
yes yes yes this is my chance for likes

>>78830087
I'll allow it.

>>78829352
German.

>>78830012
Having standards.

>>78829500
I genuinely despise this dude, he's the second worst containment breach since the wonderbread deforestation incident.

They're probably going through the new generation insecurity meltdown. My JP oshi Lamy went through the same phase.

>>78829910
>FuwaMoco

>>78829935
They know that off-collabing in someone's house when there's a male significant other there is a no-no. The more menhera ruffians here will be fucking rabid.

Stop making me cry so early in the morning FUWAMOCO

>>78830253
Good mourning!

These fucking precious dogs, I didn't wanna get teary eyed today.

My wives...

>>78830241
And when cover forces it? The husband has ties to cover so I'm sure he'll weasel his way in somehow, FUWAMOCO are diligent but they're also sleep deprived and prone to errors.

Elizabeth
Voice: 9/10
Personality: 8/10
Taste: 4/10
Model: 6.5/10

Gigi
Voice: 4/10
Personality: 3/10
Taste: 7/10
Model: 8/10

>>78829612
kys

>>78830414
Wrong thread retard.

>>78830414
Kill yourself.

>>78829689
I'm happy they're happy, I hope they know how thankful we are too, I can't think about them without smiling and feeling joy. They deserve the world.

>>78830371
I can speculate, but that would be pointless. FuwaMoco know what the proper thing to do is, so I believe they'll make the right choice. It's not like Cover forces them to make a decision in 5 seconds or less.

>>78830457
There are other threads on this board?

>>78829689
honestly they do a great job at expressing themselves, don't think theres any other holomem who can express themselves on twitter like this. in a way it makes sense because this was their big break, a light in the darkness when they were truly at their lowest, but even then its still remarkable how they can unapologetically tweet out such kind loving words

>>78830414
Nerissa
10/10
Biboo
10/10
Shiori
10/10
FWMC
20/20

>>78830564
FuwaMoco interact with male staff constantly, I don't think the off collab is a big issue honestly. I trust them no matter what they decide.

>>78829689
damn it, this is making it harder to go through with my plan of offing myself after Breaking Dimensions.

>>78830371
They swore to protect our smiles. You don't need to worry.

>>78830414
Anon her personality is ollie tier...
-10

>>78830593
They have hearts of platinum, And deserve every drop of love.

>>78828902
/lig/gers say she's a huge FWMC fan. I have faith she will change for the better while being in Hololive. A shame about the voice though. I'll at least give her a chance since she loves them.

>>78830601
Based

I love FuwaMoco so much it's Unreal Tournament GOTY edition

>>78830742
FWMC will also be a good influence on her. They're honestly the best people in hololive to admire.

>>78830648
I have no problem with male staff. But having a husband or boyfriend there during an off-collab is just blatantly different.

>>78830820
>they're honestly the best people in hololive to admire
let's not get carried away now, holojp exists

>>78830785
HOLY SHIT!!>>78830858

>>78830742
Didnt fuwamoco was the only member that she didnt draw from advent pre debut

>>78829454
Mamma mia, it's-a Tow-a.

>>78830903
FWMC were included in the advent drawing

>>78830601
I mean if we're doing it for real

Nerissa
Voice: 6/10
Personality: 2/10
Taste: 2/10
Model: 6/10

Biboo
Voice: 8/10
Personality: 7/10
Taste: 8/10
Model: 7/10

Shiori
Voice: 6/10
Personality: 6/10
Taste: 5/10
Model: 11/10

Fuwawa
Voice: 7/10
Personality: 8/10
Taste: 8/10
Model: 7/10

Mococo
Voice: 8/10
Personality: 8/10
Taste: 8/10
Model: 9/10

>>78830858
Sorry about that, fuckin misclick, But he won't be present in the offcollab, dude'll be shooed away during it, or FWMC will start inviting her over instead of going over. Have some more faith in them.

>>78830940
Pre debut pre holo

>>78830894
???

>>78830942
>fuwawa ranked lower than mococo
kill yourself

thread question: why did you check fuwamoco out on debuts? were you just checking out all of advent debuts on principle? or did you have any specific reason for flocking to fuwamoco? open-ended question

>>78830942
Abysmal post

The "off-collab with a married woman" thing only bothers me if she forces them to lie for her. If she's open about being married (roru, rumao), there's zero issues. If she accomodates her collab partners and only has people over when the husband isn't there, no issues. If he's there and interacting with them and she asks them to not tell anyone about it, there you go, issue.
Will they be forced to lie if someone asks them "does Ryona live by herself?" or will they be able to truthfully say they do not know?
Don't force others to support your grift, basically.

>>78830726
I don't like or watch holostars but I don't care if talent does

>>78831006
Why wouldn't anyone check out new EN debuts? Strange question.

>>78831006
Is FUWAMOCO retard

>>78830997
Unreal tournament, you get a high enough killstreak? Also that other reply was a retarded misclick, my bad.

>>78831097
yes

>>78830969
Artists just draw whoever. You can't really conclude much from that.

>>78831006
i checked them out because i watch every debut stream except for the homos and ID

>>78830964
I don't know if I'm being a bit extreme, but it doesn't feel right to me if they just shoo him away to another room. He has to be outside the house or apartment.

>>78831055
Why the fuck they chose to answer that question

>>78830964
Sleepover in his bed

>>78831055
The issue is every second they interact with her is a risk of a male voice appearing on stream. What if he calls her with an emergency? What if he accidentally shouts in the room when coming home? There's just all risk and no benefits to associating with a married idol for FUWAMOCO. The second there's a mistake they're forever tied to a male being on their stream and rrats will fly even if the truth is something completely different

>>78831104
ok

>>78831006
I watch all debuts from all branches

>>78830785
I love them so much it's Quake III Arena

>>78831006
>IT'S THEM
posting made me want to see it through, despite never having watched "them"
Gotta love an underdog story.

>>78831006
I used to watch every new holo debut, even stars before I knew more about that situation, I was basically a baby to the hobby and was bored. Checked them out and thought they were really cute and unique compared to other EN members, rest is history.

>>78831006
I watch Hololive. They are part of Hololive.

>>78831090
idk and thats why i ask, there was a supachat at some point of how someone wasnt planning to check out the EN debuts so i imagine theres people here who may have held similar thoughts

>>78831006
I check out every new debut, been watching Hololive since 2019. FUWAMOCO's twin gimmick interested me as well.

>>78831074
Yeah and ???? I hate her personality the le unhinged shet. Mpreg stuff like that

>>78831222
>married idol
She's not an idol, she's a vtuber.

>>78829454
I have the strangest boner right now.

>>78831222
Non issue, the career ending won't be theirs if they make it clear that they're at her home, and they always say where the offcollab is being hosted.
If it's at their home and Ryona's husband is also there, then they also deserve the criticism, so no issues there either.

>>78831002
Fuwawa's tits look weird on her body

I love the pink one

>>78831006
because I knew FuwaMoco from their PLs. I'm sure a bunch of us here are the same as me.

>>78831334
DAMN
Captcha: 0HN00

I think FUWAMOCO could show how thankful they are by stripping naked and doing mutual masturbation ASMR.

Quake 3 Arena would be a good game for /baubau/ Homework Night

>>78831006
I was just checking new EN girls like I always did. I stuck with FuwaMoco because during their entire debut stream I was thinking "I should be cringing at this but I feel happy?"

>>78831327
Pretty much this, and I think once they learn or if they already know she has a husband, they may invite her over more. They won't hurt us. I'm sure of it.

>>78831400
that or jong

I think FUWAMOCO should copy Shiori and do some roleplay streams. it's what they excel at, they are the only ones properly keeping up keyfabe.

>>78831280
There was none of that in her debut stream. I don't know shit about her PL but all holos get a clean slate on debut

>>78829454
voices have never been an issue for me. i've been spilling seed to towa since gen 4 debuted

>>78831222
Who gives a fuck. they interact with AZKi who's literally a married "idol" and no one gives a fluff

>>78829903
They're just like me.

>>78831441
how the fuck are you here 24/7? do you ever go outside?

>>78831408
>I should be cringing at this
opposite for me, i LOVE people being unashamed to be "cringe", i go to a bunch of cons and cosplay and the whole point of those places is to have fun, no judging, dress up as whatever anime/series and shit, i love that unapologetic fun. seeing fuwamoco be like that won me over easily, people need to be more true to themselves - embrace your "cringe"

>>78831450
Its funny that sometimes I want them to break it now, because I just wanna see them in a more natural state and admire it. And I'm a person who thinks Vtubing and Kayfabe should be closely linked.

>>78831459
Not in my book

outside is shit

jong is shit

>FUWAMOCO shitposter finally broke

>>78831006
Maybe you are a newfag and weren't there. The EN3 debuts (Advent) were the make or break for the entire branch.
So much depended on them. Just as an example: Whenever the question "What would you be doing if Advent didn't debut" the amount of people I've seen say "I'd probably stop watching Hololive entirely" is insane. There was the EN branch's fate resting on those debuts and it was impossible not to watch

>>78831532
True, there's a limit though lol, some people don't know how to keep it under redline. FWMC do, while still being themselves.

>>78831583
It's why it's disappointing they're rushing another gen out so soon just to capitalize on the success and take the wind out of the sails of Advent.

>>78831477
>>78831547
Having a vtuber oshi is the same as having an anime waifu, just with more content. The seiyuu's circumstances are completely irrelevant as long they aren't reflected in the character. If you're falling in love with the VA herself you're just a twitch simp with extra steps

>>78831583
This. Advent came at the exact time people were losing faith in Hololive. Myth and Council were at peak burnout/whorification. Advent was a breath of fresh air and now they are trying to capitalize on it by linking Justice to them, which is a terrible move IMO.

just rebrand Justice as regrossEN and i'm happy, solves all the problems

>>78831735
Anon i dont care about personal stuff, im talking about personality, i hate that, and that SUCKS

>>78830785
Any OG xbox niggas here? Unreal Championship 2 was kino.

>>78831450
>keyfabe.
>>78831537
They break it all the time, it just depends how autistic. Like they never used to refer to themselves as "vtubers" and now they do.

>>78831735
Except my oshis love me back just as strongly and are sweet, loving people. That's about as good as it gets.

>>78831755
The timing is baffling. They announce a summer of Advent to give them a massive hype pump up to their 3D, 1 years and Breaking Dimensions and suddenly before it even starts they announce a new Gen with no warning and turn all attention away from Advent?? I have no faith in cover to look out for their best interests so I hope they are still fighting hard behind the scenes. It's disgusting how little respect they have for what Advent did to save the entire branch.

>>78831735
That's fucking retarded. When you stream everyday for multiple hours the real person bleeds into the character. FWMC are not acting, they way they act in the streams is how they are IRL.

>>78831856
If they loved you back they would have given you a like for your reply just now. You're a faceless unknown dot in a sea of dots.

>>78831735
What the fluff are you even talking about kek?
Why did you reply to me with random nonsense irrelevant to my post?
Actual schizo thread.

>>78831923
they liked and printed out my reply to hang on their fridge

>>78831583
>I'd probably stop watching Hololive entirely
I had already stopped watching Hololive before Advent debuted. I didn't even watch years FES

>>78831865
no I don't really blame Cover.
They're a company so they have multiple things going on and they can't just stop everything else to focus completely on Advent.

>>78831923
dotbros we can't stop winning

>>78831923
Kys retard

>>78831923
They've liked me before for saying that I loved them and cherished them. Doesn't really matter what you say when all you can do is make assumptions about them and me lmao

>>78831923
every time i tweet they read it immediately, smile and giggle while rolling around in their bed with phone in hand, wondering if they should like it or not, they don't want to appear too needy after all

>>78831532
>embrace your cringe
That's what they taught me.
I was DEEP into stupid ironic bullshit and being afraid being judged for liking things.
I still have a bit of that in me though.

>>78831923
That sea of dots? All me.

>>78831989
Baused and true. I saw them do it.

>>78831838
That's like saying you can't stand Megumin because Rie Takahashi's other character Akemi is a slut

I roll around in my bed giggling when they like me, so feeling's mutual.

>>78831865
It is odd, like it was done at the last minute to announce a new gen for some reason. Advent still feels new that my feelings when Justice was announce was meh.

Fuwawa dot dot dot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93FgkYhAQmI

>>78832103
>a 45 years old fat ojisan wrote this

>>78831735
>Having a vtuber oshi is the same as having an anime waifu
you are retarded

>>78832229
Nah I'm a zoomfian, it makes more sense that way

I just dot dot dot to Liz dot dot dot

>>78832091
I will grudge post you, im talking about her rm and pl both have the same personality.

does anyone have that pic where mococo is used as a mousepad by fuwawa

>>78832259
Baused Moco-chan.

>>78832289
that filthy fucking brazillian schizo? jesus christ mate seek help and god and the loving embrace of a bullet

>>78831236
I love them so much its dialing in a 14400 baud to play Quake 1 with a 3DFX card for enhanced graphical fidelity and mom disconnecting me when she wants to call her friend.

>>78832312
Sure, but Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame doesn't and won't

>>78832053
ganbautte, if theres an environment to embrace your cringe in, its fuwamocos fanbase, barring 4chan of course
i think we all inherently have a little bit in us that tells us to not be cringe and it can't be helped, but things become a bit more fun when you're able to resist and express yourself honestly. its also contagious, i genuinely smile when i see fuwamoco being unapologetically cringe

>>78832267
Oh nice, I thought I was the only zoomer /here/

>>78832229
im a fat ojisan and when i get out of work i skip to my car like a schoolgirl and blast LET ME BE WITH YOU in my car on the way home. when i get home i prepare some choccy milk, excitedly dive into my bed, get cozy for their 9pm stweams.

>>78832259
Both are developing an emotional attachment to a fictional anime girl, the only difference is the media

>>78832503
nta but there are a lot of us here
>t. 26

>>78832322
this one?

>>78832501
KEK baused

>>78832501
don't skip if you're fat, it's bad for your knees. you will (unironically) end up like mori

>>78832519
>Both are developing an emotional attachment to a fictional anime girl
wow you are REALLY retarded, im impressed

>>78832519
The difference is that one is an anime girl, the other are my actual twin wives. We were wedded under Yagoo in the sizzling summer of '24.
You weren't invited.

>>78831006
I still haven't seen Shiori and Nerissa's debut streams. I saw Biboo's first and then a long time after, FUWAMOCO's. I'm only watching Justice's debuts because Advent is doing the watchalong.

>>78832501
BAUSED

>>78832618
do not use this based mococo image to say rude words to people

>>78832539
yeah thanks

>>78832503
don't you have some summer homework to be doing?

>>78832503
Nothing wrong with it man. They love us all the same no matter what anyone says. Rumao my fucking caption.

>>78832501
Holy based.

>>78832657
faggot bitch fuck asshole stupid

>>78832539
>headphones on the wrong ears

>>78832536
Also 26

likeschizos...

>>78832729
mococo would NEVER say any of those words

>>78832501
HOLY BASED

>>78832539
Someone more creative than me should make an edit where she's playing some nukige game

>>78832618
you know they aren't actually demon guard dogs, right?

>>78832729
I can't believe Mococo said all that...

>>78832536
>>78832737
wtf zoomers are almost 30

https://files.catbox.moe/k0ov7n.mp3

>>78832729
KEK

>>78832503
No this place is mostly zoomers larping as ojisans. If I had to guess it's probably only 10-20% that are actually 30+ here.

>>78832519
>a fictional anime girl,
Not the smartest one, are you?

>>78832826
I still got like 4 years man I'm still young I swear.

>>78832826
it's not us you have to worry about anymore ojisan, it's gen alpha. if you thought we were bad, you've seen nothing yet.

>>78831735
>>78832091
>>78832519
I've seen this retarded take get btfo so many times that I'm convinced it's only ever made to bait (You)s.

>>78832729
i want mococo to whisper swear words to me in asmr

>>78832814
LAUGH at this retard

>>78832840
The other way around, every person saying he's a zoomer is actually 45+ and has gout

>>78832889
Gen alpha are borderline actual rabid add apes.

>>78832814
They're 30+ year old hags, who just so happen to be my wives

>>78832902
Every single thing posted here has been posted 50 other times before. All by me. And all the (you)s? Yeah, me.

>>78832947
That chest press...hoo boy. Give me strength lord.

>>78832681

>>78832868
Yeah man I couldn't sleep last night, I'm so worried that they might get captured by Justice and put back in the cell and we'll never see them again

>>78832596
>you will (unironically) end up like mori
So ill be kakkoii...

>>78832840
>zoomers larping as ojisans
Kek sounds about right... I always larp as an ojisan, but I'm probably one of the youngests anons here
>t. 23

>>78833094
Yeah man the red one's gonna catchem and reprogram them as obedient bimbo homocollabers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOCOCOCOCOSOCOCO MOCOCO SEXY MOCOCHAN SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I LOVE MOCOCHAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHII ITS A FUZZY DAY

>how do you know if someone's a zoomer?
don't worry, they'll tell you, along with their pronouns

>>78833094
The cell (my basement) is the best place for them right now, I got a collar, food (my cum) and toys (my cock) all set up. Dogs need structure and order to be happy.

>>78832902
It's hard because you never know when new people come in. People moan about "culture wars" but educating newfags is the only way to keep what you hold precious safe. That's why certain outside elements are shunned, because they bring in people who don't know the culture and they think it's normal. So sometimes you have to bite bait.

>>78833228
>food (my cum)
That poses an interesting question. How many daily loads would it take to actually survive off cum?

>>78833215
I just wanna hold her so tight looking at this...I'm not even horny for her, I just wanna drown her in love and pets.

>>78833303
However many it is, I can give them enough.

>>78833303
average ejaculation produces about 20 calories, adult females need around 1600 calories per day, so thats about 80 ejaculations per day

>>78833215
I love it when Mococo is depicted as a needy puppy she is
I just want to coddle her, just hold her close while resting on the crouch together and probably feel comfortable with each other to fall sleep in each other's arms. You know she wouldn't want to leave your arms

>>78833306
Based loveGOD

>>78833219
>don't worry, they'll tell you
funny you say that considering the thread we're in

i want to nuke them with some love now

>>78833482
Mococo is always the little spoon...sex is nice but getting to look into her eyes and kiss her head and feel the slow soft breath as she drifts off? There is no price you could ever put on that. Same for my fluffy little pastry.

why do we rarely ever talk about them in heat? they're dogs, they go in heat. demon dogs especially. what will they be like when in heat?

>>78832902
No it's just a common sentiment from people that got into vtubers from the /a/ side rather than the /v/ side

>>78833699
>what will they be like when in heat?
like they are right now

>>78833699
>we

>>78833699

>>78833699
We'd have to talk about when their ovulation cycles are, and so far its mostly untracked.

The two year mark is usually when most mentally ill obsessive schizos become tired of their shiny new toys and move on to a new target. Hold strong everyone we're halfway there to the true FUWAMOCO experience free of most menheras.

>>78833699
Despite being in more of a lovey mood, we need more heat art of them. 5000%

I think it would have been better if FuwaMoco were angel guard dogs instead of demon guard dogs.
They almost never play into the demon side of their lore.

>>78833814
>2 MORE YEARS

>>78833737
No it isn't? I suppose I come from the /a/ side since I've used thay place longer than most of the anons here have been alive, and I dont feel that way at all kek

>>78833814
Yeah, no one posts schizo shit about kiara, marine, mori, or gura anymore

>>78833699
>Mococo in heat

>>78833794
it is BAFFLING to me this has gone untracked. we have a sneeze counter, pandoras box, readschizos, etc, but NO ONE has tracked their period cycles? un fucking believable

>>78833891
Mhm, plus they got more in common with angels, they're too silly to be demons. I guess that's part of the charm though, you expect some sadistic hoity toity types and you get these two adorable needy dorks.

>>78833891
They barely play into their lore at all cause they'd rather talk about Japanese food and work

>>78833891
>They almost never play into the demon side of their lore.

>>78833898
if you never had a waifu before you had an oshi I think that's just sad

>>78833699
are they ever not?

>>78833950
God she's so fucking beautiful

>>78834002
angels kill things too

>>78833977
there isn't much to go on besides wild schizo delusions

>>78833794
>>78833977
Didn't we have periodschizos dedicated to doing that?

>>78833950
it feels like forever since we've gotten a fuwamoco lewd from koahri, even though we literally won the poll last month... im just greedy for more porn from here, she draws fuwamoco so fuckin well

>>78834025
>if you never had a waifu before
I did, and still do. Her name was Kanata. An oshi is not nor will it ever be the same thing. An oshi comes from idol culture, so its best if you take a step back and learn what it means first.

>>78834088
They oshihen'd or something
I don't see them any more

>>78834108
Same, I feel greedy but I just want more from her. Her Mococo especially is beyond fucking godlike, I really think some of it could really be official.

>>78832947
I wrote this.

>>78834158
THIS FUCKING MINXXXXXX, THE PERFECT BODY TYPE GODDDDDDDDDD

>>78834207
maybe he just gave up?

Why are so many Ruffians ex Deadbeat/KFP/Kronie? How did we end up with the worst of the worst?

>>78834194
hololive aren't actual idols so a waifu is the same thing as an oshi in this context

>>78834329
I was Fandead

>>78834158
The wink, she's borderline overstimulating my brain, this girl man...She's something else.

>>78833767
We're a community, we're brothers.

>>78834242
>fuwamoco summer VN stream where they commission koahri for the swimsuit CG drawings
[RyanGoslingCooming.png]

>>78833975
>hoity toity
it wouldn't surprise me if one of the early ideas was to make Fuwawa an angel and Mococo a demon

>>78834088
They're particularly hard to track because they're TWO of them. Sure, they could be synced, but with Mococo's poor health + all the stress, I doubt she's regular.
Tracking every single time theyre sick doesnt help because Mococo is always fucking sick. They're really hard workers, so they always work through the worst of it without ever letting it affect their streams. I know neither one is on birth control due to the fact that Shiori has talked about their periods a couple times.
One of my schizo theories is that they might come up with schedules with their period cycles in mind. Like one week might be slightly lighter and another might be slightly heavier.

>>78834329
They need healing and they've come to the right place in FUWAMOCO.

>>78834415
Would be ironic, given Fuwawa's...tendencies

>>78834329
i'm a chumbud, will go back if she ever becomes active for real again

>>78834329
FWMC is a home for battered unicorns looking for someone to be nice to them.

>>78834412
>[RyanGoslingCooming.png]

>>78834329
They're battered husbands, looking for some comfort. I can't blame them, even If I don't really like some of them.

>>78834412
Jesus Christ. Please FWMC...

>>78834329
>KFP
Kiara doesn't actually overlap them at all so its easy for a KFP to watch them. Its the same rwason there are a lot of saplings here. I'd say there are a ton of chumbuds too.
>Deadbeats
FUWAMOCO have interacted with Mori so much, that the average deadbeat likes FWMC. It makes sense some would check them out
>Kronii
I havent seen many kronii's other than the one guy who larps as one every now and then.

>>78834412
>>78834606
she's already busy working with NIJISANJI EN on summer wallpapers

>>78834329
>why is the 3rd gen of holoEN's fanbase composed of ex-fans of the previous gens?
No idea. There's just no way to be sure

>>78834478
it's the kind of funny thing they'd totally think of
Angel dog Fuwawa being obsessed with yobai and other stuff
Demo dog Mococo being innocent and making cute noises

>>78834412
Koahri is overrated, there are so many better artists

>>78834470
We should do a community effort to try to find out their periods.

>>78834692
just ask them

British bitches with swords are coming to lock our precious doggos away. What will YOU do about it?

at a friend's bachelor party rn, I kinda wish the justice debuts happened on a different week so I didn't have to go home early... no matter what choice I go with, I'd feel bad missing o7t on the other...

>>78831006
I stayed subscribed to the Hololive subreddit despite not watching vtubers for 2 years, so I was extremely vaguely aware of Hololive ongoings. New members were announced, so I thought I'd check them out. The novelty of twins plus cute made me interested in FWMC, and the rest is history.

>>78834329
I'm a JP fan interested in the JP girls of HoloEN

>>78834333
>hololive aren't actual idols
Hololive is an idol company for one, and two the girls dont read out scripts in a VA room. They livestream with no second take, which means their personalities come out.
Saying theyre the same means youre probably just a tourist

>>78834650
Would be a shame, wouldn't blame her though, In her shoes I'd be getting what work where I could, but I'd also be drawing FWMC constantly in my spare time.

>>78831334
You love the pink one's body. Wait until she streams.

>>78834715
KEK

>>78834692
just SC asking them

>>78834329
I'm not an ex anyone

>>78834685
Nah she's up there in the top 10 at least, maybe top 5

>>78834692
Ask Shiori

so are they sleeping now?

>>78834650
the finana she drew was pretty damn good though not gonna lie, imagine that quality but for fuwamoco at some point
>>78834685
i disagree with overrated HOWEVER, for a whole VN style i think the current artist we have (i forgot their name) is pretty good, his style fits for the whole VN, but koahri could do a specific CG and it'd work well

>>78834865
With me, yeah.

>>78834692
The only thing we got close is nerrissa synching with them, and Fuwawa's intense period cramps. That's all we'll get most likely.

>>78834773
I don't need more than her body. I'm not getting married to her I'm there for a nice quick easy fuck and sexual gratification.

>>78834930
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HOLYS HIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT MY SEMEN A HJHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHDFG

>>78834917
>and Fuwawa's intense period cramps.
She was surprisingly open about this, and I'm shocked I didn't catch it at the time.

>crying because they're not doing well in practice
>crying because they care too much
>crying because of a dog movie
>crying because

>>78834930
Fuck it, I'm pulling her up by the tail, slipping those panties aside and going for it. Consequences be damned

>>78827912
who that doshin the giant lookin nigga supposed to be?

>>78834992
When?

>>78834930
they should have used this art for the
>mococo is sexy
segment in fwmcmorning holy shit

>>78834995
>crying because they’re reminded that someone as repulsive as me exists and has the nerve to reply to them

>>78834995
I love my menhera wives...

>>78834992
Fuwawa is a bit more open and capable of spilling the beans, she's fluffy brained, and I love that about her. She's comfy with us and has a habit of oversharing because of that. Precious lil fluffball

>>78835026
https://x.com/meopen429/status/1801927988956782995

>>78834735
anon, don't go home early. Make more memories with your friend, unless he's not really a close friend.
You can just watch the debuts and watchalong later.

>>78835027
the return to womb tangent

>>78835092
that anon is posting a tweet

>>78834995
Women can cry anon, they get a pass. Not you or me though. Just how it works.

>>78833975
I don't know why your post reminded me of it but, I read/heard something not too long ago. I forgot what said it, but it was: "Being evil means being truly free. There's nothing to stop you from having fun, nothing to stop you from saving someone. Evil is nothing more than a word used to describe someone who does what they want."

>>78835027
I unironically don't remember, but its been clipped before. It was that time she talked about "ripping open her tummy and crawling inside" or something like that kek

Can I add another chuuba'a oshi mark if I have declared FUWAMOCO as my kamioshi? She wouldn't supplant FUWAMOCO as my kamioshi, but she's in a tier higher than other chuubas I'm a fan of.

Vaginas are fucking gross.

>>78835183
kamioshi is just a free whore pass for people with multiple oshis

>>78835126
how was I supposed to know? Anyway, it doesn't change my answer.

>>78835197
The human body is gross. Once you accept that, you've ascended

>>78835143
I mean, most 'evil' people in history saw a goal, and attempted to reach that goal with little concern for others, as to if they had fun or not, can't say. But I will say there's an honesty in evil people. You know what you get up front at the very least, I think I prefer that more than the average person who suppresses all of it, and keeps it secret.

>Make them cry if I say something nice
>Make them cry if I say I don't like something
There's no winning!

Would you eat FUWAMOCO's poop? Can you say you love them?

>>78835197
All bodies can be gross, they sweat, they stink, they secret gross fluids. Yet I want Mococo and Fuwawa's sweaty unwashed ass to slam down into my face, explain that science, cause god won't answer me.

>>78835281
>recognize that crying isn't necessarily a bad thing
Win when they're happy crying!

>>78835027
>>78835157
Wasn't it during that horror game stream where they got nothing done and just kept playing the pinball/arcade machine? Pretty sure it was in the SCs portion
That or tanuki

>>78835281
Happy tears exist. Lot of their tears now are happy tears, thankfully.

>>78835284

>>78835396
>>78835447
I know, I'm fucking around and taking the piss. Of course I'm happy they're happy.

mococo retweeted one of her cramps

>>78835469

>>78835469
Itadakimasu!

im not sleepy!

>>78835521
what day did she do it? this is important

>>78835657
I know but you have to get some rest Moco-chan.

I've been awake for 36 hours...

>>78835657
I'm not grumpy!

>>78835685
get ready for suika tonight

GROUND BREAKING RRAT, be warned this could alter the entire fuwamoco timeline if real and change our entire perception of a certain chain of events. spoilered because of how wild it is
mococo was in fact sleepy and grumpy.

>>78835657
I'll get you nice and sleepy Moco-chan, get a little closer...

CUM FOR FUWAWA

>>78835803
maybe

>>78835844
just keep it a secret from moco-chan okay?

>>78835803
If she teaches me how to spell gorgeous, sure.

>>78835782
Meds now

>>78835027
>>78835424
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sqIcjzF2TWo&t=10210s
>>78835521
it was her leg cramp

>>78835803
I can't... I already gave her more than enough...

>>78835900
nuh uh, mococo should get involved or its a no from me

Can someone explain to me the "IRyS hates them" thing?

>>78835685
Take some L-Theanine and Melatonin, but make sure you have a good amount of caffeine to take when your alarm goes off

>>78835900
She's going on that stove right in front of Mococo. Sod it.

>>78835948
I know you can give more for fluffy

>>78835998
I'd take her right there and I would NOT be quiet or gentle with her. This woman is making me go feral and my mind blank

>>78836140
Then Mococo when she inevitably gets jealous and wants the same treatment.

>>78835935
She's talking about her stomach and it hurts because she got scared.

>>78836196
Mococo doesn't like sex.