/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wakin up to fresh bread

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

i think pippa should delay her anniversary stream for league

>>78728415
>>78728473

>>78729555
femanon

HA! That was a good post, wasn't it Steve? I'm definitely taking a screenshot of that one! ...Steve? Oh, right... Steve...

>can't Musa post anymore
>they killed my Steve posting
It's over...

They got me because someone's a faggot

>>78731492
>can't even post porn anymore
/jong/ should've stayed dead

steve dead
yuzu banned
grim thread

good luck surviving the holotide of threads tonight, but I think you did manage to keep the thread up during the Selen stuff so maybe you'll be good.

>>78733802
I have no idea what happens on this board outside of this thread

>>78733851
just 4 more active generals, and a bunch of shitpost spam on the catalog

I'd literally forget traptrix has half of these cards if it weren't for khubie playing them.

9

I think chiitoi having its own unique fu value is a good idea, but poorly implemented. It should be negative fu.

sloppy toppy from xopy

>>78739206
Stop it, you are chasing him away and I will cry because of that

>>78739206
>he hasn't debut yet and he already has sexpest groomers
Lucky bastard.

faggots are running a psyop to kill the thread by sexpesting the only poster

Yeah, I'm quitting /jong/. Just attach a Xenia emote every couple posts and pretend I'm still here.

>>78739492
But we also will have to pretend to be the other 5 posters you are.

This is your captain, get out there and WIN tonight! LOSE AND YOU GET BENCHED

>>78739527
I haven't actually posted here in months. You guys have just been falseflagging as me the whole time.

>>78739583
Why did you tell them. I had given them such hope. All my efforts, dashed to pieces upon the rocks of reality. Such a pity.

>>78739583
i don't know what the fuck is going on anymore

>>78739782
captain died of dehydration shortly after the tenga purchase

>>78739878
A tragedy. He was what all great men aspire to be…

this thread looks so normal until you realize it's just one anon with schizophrenia making every single post

>>78740293
yeah, me

>>78740293
i typed this

>>78740293
Don't worry, I forged all of you a birth certificate and passport. Each of you has an extensive backstory too.

>>78740721
can you rewrite my backstory, I'm pretty sure you just copy pasted another anon's and changed the names

why didn't you draft me

I was going to make two jong teams, but having to play two accounts when the teams verse each other and picking favorites for who wins was too much.

Khube, league and Pippa.

I will watch them all at once.

This is your captain speaking, you must deal in and job in league. We are speedrunning going to the shadowrealm.

>>78745087
The famous X?

The famous xenophobe

>>78745087

>>78746255
Anon, this is your Xapitan speaking

I'm pretty sure your captain died two days ago

>>78746508
It's fine, we have his skin.

>>78745087

>>78748305
Anon, this is your Xobber speaking...

I have more points in league than your captain

>>78749556
everyone does

>>78749634
no looper

>>78748479
a Xobber you may be, but you're not mine

>>78749723
And I don't think that's changing.

Table A's streamer is a bigger alcoholic than your captain

>>78750823
Isn't that the finn table?

>>78751168
yeah

ever since you betrayed Yag Yui you haven't won a single thing

>>78751281
Do you know how much that hurts because i know its true?

>>78751460

>>78751464
and he's on my telly right now

WHY DOES NO ONE POST LINKS TO LEAGUE STREAMS

>>78751820
>>>/vg/482957568

>>78751820
https://www.youtube.com/live/doBU3oaZ9XI

I don't link mahjong related content here.

surely he can't lose right

>>78751464
Anon, this is your Xiker speaking!

furry back in last...

Is that really you, captain? Or are you just someone ERPing as the captain?

>>78755192
I think its more fun if I never confirm if anyone is falseflagging as me.

>>78755192
Any detectives on duty?

>>78755351
but you just did

>>78755613
did i really?

>>78755613
i really did.

I'm the real xenia

I've never superchatted an anime woman

>>78756457
Captain, this is your Xetective speaking.

>>78756688
same
i just member and use my twitch prime when i remember

>>78751464
post the manko

>>78760763

>>78761332
oh yeah, that's the ticket

>>78764797
PURPLE HAG HATE!

post the cunny

can we trade hags

>>78765719
is your hag below ours now?

I only have little girls

I realized I hate losing in ranked, but I love playing with my friends in /jong/! So, jong?? With anons??

Majsoul Friends Room 55304(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=55304

>>78767533
The jellyjonger?!

I'm feeling falsefaggy.

>>78766125
He's like -230

>>78767533
WJ

wj

...

>>78767533
well jonged!
we can lose and still have fun right? :D

I love losing! I love 4th place! I love being ronned! I love dealing in! I love jobbing! I love being shadowrealmed! Mahjong tanoshii!

>>78777651
I love you...

>>78777651
me too, hope it will be my turn next time :D

>What is your wish?
I don't want to have any 4th place in my recent match history.
>Granted. But you'll be 3rd half the time.
Talk about monkey's paw.

>>78784319
Can't really complain about in MJS.

I wish half my games were 3rd. But if half were 3rd the other half would be 4ths

>>78787676
Your journey can never get worse than 0/600

Are you using an ichihime png anon who got set up and refused to link his stream?

>>78787943
Please dont say things like that

>>78789148
No_

>>78790145
why are you not in my friendlist?

>>78790377
I just said that's not me

Doragon has finished his herculean task.
>>78790647

>>78791022
That's total length, not just part 3 right?

>>78791277
He already uploaded part one and two anon...

>>78791022
>doragon playing drug dealer simulator
>not jonging with friends
doragon…

He hates us, me specifically

He doesn't hate me but I'll change that

>>78791441
>>78793234
>>78794687
True.
>>78791277
Part 3 that says its going to take 16 hours to render
I'm going to bed, don't die jong.

doko?

poko?

I think the fact that people immediately go to poker when the servers are down confirms that most of the people who play mahjong are really just gambling addicts and for some reason just dont go play on RC or something

Russian roulette?

>>78797889
I'd post poker at other times but people won't join. So you gotta take advantage of the time that people will join.

we should play the real gambler's game. Yugioh.

I wish online gambling was legal in my country.

>>78798481
... what's going on in this gif?

>>78799058
I was gonna get good at poker, but then they effectively banned it.

>>78799093
whatever do you mean

>>78799058
You'd be homeless

>>78798916
I hate yugioh so god damn much.

>build standard mtg deck
>realize I hate standard and not play

>>78799616
>Not playing Timeless
Skill issue.

>>78799759
I wouldn't play any eternal format on digital magic where I can't buy singles and if I'm on modo I'd just cube or something

Mahjong but your riichi sticks are your lifeline and if you run out you die

>>78800000

>>78799995
They should make an anime based on that.

SO TASTY!

>>78800022
>numbers

>>78800049
It's just the yugioh stars but with riichi sticks

>>78800053

>>78800053
poor phoneposter doesn't know it's supposed to have sound...

>>78800123
Phoneposter wouldnt know how to give it sound even if he knew it had sound

I should remake it because I rotated the meat 180 degrees instead of flipping it

Time for some mahjong sleep

>>78800342
Where did the armor come from?

>>78800370

>>78800370
Nini not Pippa.

>>78800442
I stole it from another anon who left out the tasty line and it wasn't animated, I just made a two frame animation

I wish you could bet Jade

>>78801469
If you want to play for stakes you have to play on marujan

>>78801628
Steaks?

Or maybe maru-jan just charges you 200 yen to play but I'd you get first you keep your entry fee

>weakest ichihime found in sanma
yes I lost the game

I love my captain and I want to make him happy and proud by winning games, yes I'm gay

>>78806306
This, but I'm not on the /jong/ team

this but I didn't sign up

Captain LOVE <3

Captain HATEsex

My team has a shot at making finals if we don't job

>>78807387
My team has a shot at not being last if we don't job

>>78807446
Chuunies will never get to -500

>>78807516
Shadowron and chuunies both had a commentator on one of the US tables (that we weren't on (the drunk finnish stream) at the end of the game they were talking about still having a chance to get top4 or whatever and then during this chat the results from our game with deranker getting +60 points came through and it amused me.

)

live

Offline

>>78810111
Chinpo

Can we keep the thread alive without resorting to gay ERP this time?

Watching the stream commentating the guy who stole my name and pretending that they are talking about me.

>>78810990
I'm not ERPing, I love my captain, and I want to make him proud

watching my team geting robbed of a deserved double 1st

>>78811283
fat xenia fingers made this post

>>78811112
ゴミ?

>>78811511
No, I typed that with my fat groomer fingers

goodnight jong

forever

xapitan, do you believe we can win?

my team lost like 250 points in one day

How many points you lose placing 3rd in league makes me sad

Bump

QB doing a 1k celebration with handcam:
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>78823269
I want to lob her hands off and make love to them

bump

yeah be a good kitten and tsumo those mangans for daddy

>>78824546
She does have nice hands.

>>78827545
She does, very holdable

This thread is not long for this world...

>>78827545
It looks like she has a healthy amount of fat based on her hands. A rarity in her profession.

>>78830847
We will survive

i will hold Khubie's hands

What’s so good about khubie anyway? She’s pale like a vampire and british.

jobbers on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/nyaggarsan

>>78834201
I like all these things

Time to jong a bit.

>doxxed live on stream

>captain has to pretend he's losing on purpose to cope

Hey.

>>78839143

___ with MIKOANON

>>78837528
its all I got...

>>78827545
I jerked off while thinking about these. Shame about the soulless new model.

qb cute and drunk

Death by mahjong.

>I'm fourth on my team
it might actually be over

>>78849493
oh, that hag is on your team as well. lol

>16 hours
WTF doragon...
>>78849618

>>78849762
>posted in /pcg/, but not /jong/
He really does hate us.

>>78849493
Every game I've seen your team play is your last place jobbing or your first place luckshitting

Pippa owes doragon SEX. Especially JONG SEX.

I can't even think of 5 minutes of clips from my oshi I don't watch anymore

>kill Steve
>barely survive on pg10
>shiroko posting
Yeah okay, this general will die. It's over.

>>78852551
Shiroko posting is a sign of a healthy general that will not die
But I will kill myself if Steve doesn't come back

>>78852756
>spoiler
No more aussie hour bumps. No more ossan & jp stream posts.
Steve is dead, you killed me. That was your choice.

I'm the real steve

>>78853170
and I'm the real captain

>>78852975
>That was your choice.
>78730676 (You)
It hurts because it's true. I don't think I can live with myself.

Steve never said Hi back to me, he's been dead to me

Hey Steve...

Steve is dead anon, it's time to move on

Captain is dead and we still puppeteer his corpse around the thread

can I be the arms?

sure, but watch the hands. I just finished on them.

there never was a steve

steve left the thread yesterday not he sucks cocks on /vg/

Hey

>>78857169
hey Steve

no response...

Mendokusai... My name is Eve Krist...

>>78858060
what the fuck is this sin against god of an emote edit

>>78858275
that's Steve, don't be rude

>>78858331
stevema balls

>>78791022
gw doragon

>>78858275
I hate it, but I still feel the need to save it.

You'll hate it even more once Caladbolg has finished charging

The puppet show wasn't enough to prevent thread death...

>>78862195
sorry can't post, embracing schizophrenia by watching PC collab and two league games at once

doko?

>>78866004
league

They announced skin reruns instead of racing momo, it's so over

>>78869216
looper can get a skin and return to his main

>>78869569
Hag or autist? I don’t care for autists other skins besides the quadropath skin or whatever

>>78871452
you're in luck my friend

I've bought all of the autists skins and bonded her, and still prefer her default over all of them.

Also her skins don't even fix her garbage emote range.

>>78871832
Im going to edge myself while im entering my credit card info and busting as soon as the skin is purchased

>>78872988
>give her a great emote
>take it away

>>78874306
I hate Yostar so god damn much. At least yuzu outfit emotes are good.

Time to go make up with my single mother ex girlfriend and get back together

He’s still our golden boy

Nina live, tits uncovered, currently 4th in west
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqe4t_tACI

>>78850192
>The actual outcome, she doesn't even see it.

>>78889090
>He's not lying
I thought I was being baited

>2150/3200
Not watching, call me at 400/3200

>>78890075
>soft female voice
>exposed cleavage
>still wont watch
Anon, your heterosexuality reps?

>>78891751
I only watch women in extreme despair

Why must Lab be so expensive and why are the only fucking URs I get from the pack are just endless duplicates of Lady and Lovely.

>>78893406
What the fuck are you talking about anon?

I agree

>>78894009
This is the Yugioh thread right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMsjbrpyHvw&t=15
Mommy

>>78895821
Im actually looking forward to both hag and meidos outfits. Mjs is forcing me to spend lots of money

>>78896226
I...I might hit protector if I'm unlucky with my rolls

>>78895821
Yostar owes Pippa a new pair of panties.

>>78896862
Pippa owes me the thrill of sniffing her worn panties

Sakana do a gacha merch drop for Pippa's used panties

by the time they'd ship they would have become covered in mold and consumed by silverfish

>>78898724
Vacuum seal them so I can sell them on eBay

>>78898724
They're already covered in mold.

Bring back the toy in cereal bag concept but used panties from one of the talents in the bottom of a bag of coffee

>>78899746
I keep getting Dizzy's.

Mahjong
>blitz
>no tips
>four red 5s
>local yaku

You should join it


35212

>>78902893
2/4

There's no one else here.

>>78902893
3/4
Get in the fucking room

>>78902893
The room has started and YOU missed it. Join faster next time

gee jong how come your rigged games let's you have TWO uumensai's

>>78902893
3/4 again we are waiting on you

>>78906191
it's the mentanpin of local yaku

I'm at work

>>78902893
well jonged
I will not learn the local yaku

>>78906382
all you really need to learn are uumensai and shiiaruraotai and I guess tsubame-gaeshi if you're willing to dama a turn instead of riichiing your deal in tile, everything else is just something to randomly get mad at

>>78902893
Still 3/4 anon we would love to play with you

>>78906617
There's one more you should know, but it's funnier to not tell anyone.

>>78902893
Started once more

>>78906965
no one here is going to not kan to avoid kanburi

>>78907054
The one even more situational than that.

>>78907121
is it the dealing in on a specific tile on the last discard? that shit got me once

Rude and uncalled for

>>78907170
ye

>>78907264
get 2 han'd on nerd

>>78907121
The 1p one?

>>78907622
Wait I think that's for Haitei tsumo

>>78907848
There's a ron one and tsumo one, but different tiles.

muh consecutive triplets chance

That's the wrong room...

>>78908395

>>78908485
The wrong room

>>78902893
>about to call riichi
>connection suddenly dies and discard the wrong tile
>deal in and get shadowrealmed by next turn
Rigged. No count.

>>78908912

>>78908693
Noisy mf

NIGRS

>>78908485
>Doragon in sanma
Shame.

>>78909903
I wanted a quick game while I waited on my coffee, fuck off. Pippa casted a curse so I'm up for the rest of the night.

Uhhhh bump

>>78911507
it's dead

Bake

I can’t bake

I baked this one, it's your turn

>>78902893
well jonged

>>78902893
wj

>>78902893
thanks for the games

One of you four bake for me

>>78902893
Wj

>>78912463
This is the last thread sorry

give me an image

>>78912539

bread
>>78912654
>>78912654

Did you know that even with 50 thousand points people still lose in mahjong everyday? I just thought that was interesting.