/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78750004
based

hey man

>government mandated towa thread
at least I know it can't get any worse than the OP

i will post in the towa thread

>>78750004
Towa banana

not the towa thread

if Elizabeth mentions Holostars in her debut, I will eat my cum.

>both options are Towa threads

>>78749995
Damnit Ame

How will we know for sure that it's a British girl and not a LARP? Would an American school shooting joke be too much? Maybe complain about the heat wave, or should I just talk about black pepper being too spicy?

>>78750004
bune

Miko has big boobs

konyappi

https://fxtwitter.com/aniplex_plus/status/1804318391697838576

https://fxtwitter.com/aniplex_plus/status/1804318391697838576

https://fxtwitter.com/aniplex_plus/status/1804318391697838576

Pego is now Mash

>>78749424
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78749995
>>ଘ
sad amogus

>>78749577
>>78749406
Bae did and no one cared but we had less retards back then too

>>78750004
Not the god damn tower thread

We'll settle this once and for all.
https://poal.me/x1ax8f
https://poal.me/x1ax8f
https://poal.me/x1ax8f

smart of them to get the worst one out of the way first

I love Mori!

>>78750136
twitter.com

>>78750004
Torrent....

>>78750025
Maybe make it Elden Ring and the lore likelylikly will make your nose bleed from taking to understand it

if Elizabeth mentions cum in her debut, I will eat the Holostars

>>78750169
Bae was branded the holostars shill for years and never really managed to shake that off

>>78749995
Jesus christ I didn't think someone would post this even years later. It was awful then and it's awful now and I literally stopped drawing so I can't even redraw a better one, since it'll still look like shit

Anya cute!

Ame is on Twitter, so she's probably been liking art AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S BEEN LIKING.
Other than Gura cunny that's obvious.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame

SO CLOSE MORI

>>78750169
do you fags really not remember how bad shit got under omega

I'm legitimately upset with Ina saying its less satisfying to clear with mimic
She got to 1% without it, if you're gonna use mimic at the last second because you can't take it anymore just own it, don't say something like this and end the stream all depressed

>>78750004
Toronto...

Shouldn't it be ID's turn to get a new gen?

>>78749770
Yea but the alternative is everyone rolls the bosses day 1, it's supposed to be difficult and a challenge to do it without using summons/tools, I personally enjoy beating difficult bosses after learning their movesets

Lisa shouldn't have a cockney accent right guy?

SOON

>>78750181
The official comic has geegee late at night while pink woman is in the morning and dollbabe and ERB are in the afternoon
so it's burgerland-japan-europoor-europoor

>>78750191
doesn't exist anymore

>>78750004

Mori needs a mod that puts her health and stamina bars directly on her character so that she doesn't lose track of them

>>78750169
Exquisite revisionist history

>>78750220
Still based as fuck

My Ina!

>>78749826
>Ame plays a game
>I suddenly like the game
>Ame collabs with someone
>I suddenly like that person
>Ame sings a song
>I suddenly like that song
>Ame shills Justice
>I suddenly like Justice

>>78750214
you just wanna eat your own holostars

>>78750244
i'd let her put her sword in my butthole if you know what i mean

>>78750169
>no one cared

Bae cute!

Lapsama my friend

I will kiss Gigi with tongue

>>78750004

>>78750268
cringe

>>78750229
She's liking baeme art, I can confirm, I'm her manager.

Is there any way to avoid astel's toss up gravity spell if you are in melee range when it starts? I've never been able to get away fast enough. Does a well timed roll dodge it? I never took long enough to beat him to figure out that spell.

Kiwawa Portugal vs. Turkey watchalong tomorrow hopefully

>>78750268
Accurate

>>78750333
that tako looks like a condom

>>78750277
I agree and will also do the same but I won't hesitate to cheese some of them, taking more than an hour on a boss is painful

Consider this concept: Subawife

>all those deleted posts on the last thread
he's really melting down

>>78750244
my beloved

>>78750261

We might have to make a new tier at the very bottom after Liz, we'll see

(Not including Myth debuts because that was a different standard with EN just starting)

Towa'd it

>>78750268
kek

I haven't been keeping up with the rats, odds on Elizabeth being a hag?

>>78750181
France is the opposite of a free country, it being called Freesia makes no sense

>>78750126
Get ready buddy

>>78750371
I was never able to consistently nail the timing but you can roll through it yeah

>>78750369
Let her take of coat off in 3D and tell her that she can change the lyrics in karaoke you useless manager.

>>78750333
that's Ina's cocksock

What if she doesn't have an english accent?

>>78750268
You samefagged twice last thread because nobody laughed, ate you gonna do it again?

>>78750268
KEK now it's fixed

mori is ovulating

>>78750221

>>78750429
I don't remember Fauna's debut being bad, just a bit bland
Mumei's had way worse shitposting

>>78750454
a terrible person that will manage to make hololive a woke bullshit

>>78750385
bakemongatarikino tomorrow
Netherlands vs Austria Tuesday

>>78750268
are we reddit now?

awful thread

>>78750509
Gonna be Amegate all over again

>>78750429
Ame's debut was on another level, & it wasn't even from shitposting.

>>78750506
does that wheelchair schizo still shit up the thread?

>>78750268
demonizing unicorns just because of /#/ is not a good way to improve your userbase in /hlgg/, especially if your goal is having people who enjoy hololive and watching streams

>>78750244
Keep saying it

>>78750268
KEKAROO

>>78750507
>samefagged
You don't need to samefag when people bite shit bait guaranteed en masse

Debuts coming UP UP UP. What are you eating/drinking?

>>78750429
I still think Sana should be in the top tier there, that first debut of council was the peak of the excitement so there wasn't really any shitposting

>>78750556
>now

>>78750062

>>78750534
How did you miss the fucking 2+ months of thread shitting dox posters while people ignored them and just lived posted their streams

red = bad

If I eat my cum Elizabeth will eat her cum

what's with the OP maker autists always using some shitty Towa or Ina image?

>>78750556
The unicorns on in /#/ love reddit tho?

>>78750169
Less people cared because they were focused cuckposting about something else

>>78750556
Always have been

>>78750597
gum

>>78750506

>>78750394
>>78750490
Yeah, me.

>>78750584
>numberfagging userbases
go back

>>78750611
Yes but not during the debute especifically

>>78750583
No Gura outlived his sorry ass

>>78750261
She will redeem herself when she fights the later bosses.

>>78750360
whos getting plapped?

>>78750536
That wasn't the question. I asked if she was old.

>>78750597
I'm gonna get some Cheez-Its, maybe an Oreo or two.

>>78750534
Mumei+fauna debuts were literally the dox dark ages, more dox in that time period than any other period in /vt/ history

>>78750632
we love Towa here

>>78750584
>because of /#/
They do the job themselves, here's them acting like the right half of that pic in public

>>78750360
Nice

They should make a vtuber company for people who like NTR so normal people can watch Hololive in peace

>>78748868
>>78748868
>>78748868

>>78750633
go back

Mowi...
kek

>>78750584
>dunking on awful posters just because of they deserve to be reminded of their place is not a good way to improve your userbase in /hlgg/, especially if your goal is having people who enjoy hololive and watching streams
this is what uninigs ACTUALLY believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NIO6ZWxMCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OFWd11RsGo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdlSHUEVCj8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15aufXwBIKw


GET COMFY

>>78750689
>whos getting plapped?
Me

>>78750429
all that hopium over mumei then you watch her play construction simulator that shit was hilarious

>>78750597
Drowning myself in water. I'm so parched.

>>78750394
I am ribbed for her pleasure.

>>78750369
Superb crackship

prepare for 3 to 4 Towa tier voices in EN4

Mori will never beat Astel, Stars of Darkness

wait so the watchalong is 30 minutes before the actual debut?
okay...

>>78750598
actually yeah now that I think about it you're right, I'll adjust that next time.

They're trying to rebuild /ehe/ under a different split name

>>78750743
....what's on the screens?

Will any of the new girls be able to speak Japanese?

>>78750244
At midnight say her name three times on her Youtube page she will start streaming.

I didn't know why I thought we could watch the debuts without tourists flooding the thread with their garbage shitposts

>>78750169
>>78750641
Back then, people hated fleshtubers like trash taste and tolerated holostars. Somehow things are now the reverse.

try finger but hole

>>78750597
i had paella earlier and i'm drinking apple whiskey with dr pep cherry

>>78750826
name it heehee and make it about michael jackson kanaeru

>>78750826
Stop ratting them out.

>>78750806
Advent will do a debut bingo so the have to set up

>>78750597
I had a beeg lasagna.
Anyway look at this titty kitty.

>>78750826
can they report the cp this time

>running massive defense force for a girl with the same amount of streaming hours in Hololive as me
I get why people defend their oshi but this is just baffling

>>78750611
>while people ignore them
You guys spent the months after Council debut coming up with elaborate notHERfag posts that derailed the threads, Mumei's first year memes are literally just responses to doxx posts.

>>78750597
I just ate some chips along with a beer

>>78750689
Are you blind?

>>78750244
ERB... what the sigma?

>>78750784
I might be too comfy...

Why is Mori talking about fingering her butthole?

Are there any cool ER and Gigi lewds?

>>78750540
Which Monogatari?

>The chat is excitedly anticipating the debut of a new vtuber named Petra Gurin, who is expected to have a British accent. Viewers are making jokes about British culture and expressing their excitement for the stream.
no uhh, no I dont think that's what's going on

>>78750333
Cute Ina! Here's mine!

>>78750857
It's still gonna be unusable when the debuts start but it might be marginally more usable, right now there's no sticky so every fucking tourist is in here instead

>>78750597
English breakfast tea with some Good Taste edibles

>>78750900
You could make the exact same argument about her shitposters/antis

>>78750857
Is this your first debut round or something?

I like when deadbeats post like NPCs

only elizabeth debuting today? its so fucking late for me already

BLUE GOOD
RED BAD

>>78750244
I didn't know IRyS' last name was Bloodflame.

>>78750244
Sol Badguy on HRT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz97dvJRTTs

>>78750169
holostars was still considered acceptable back then because it was only JPs back then. The cuckposting only ramped up when tempus debuted.

>>78750930
ANYAPETRAGODS

EN4 soon. I feel it in my bones.

>>78750792
I still think that construction simulator stream is the worst stream I watched all the way through.

I know this first week will be rough while the new girls find their footing.

>>78750914

>>78750927
We've been trying in the slop thread. But it's mostly Cecilia and Raora.

just took a big fat shit, i am so ready to watch the debuts

>>78750900
Looks like you need to start streaming more anon

>>78750990
>overlapping EN debuts to play with e celebs and holostars
based?

>>78750955
Twitter is part of their content. None of us have official twitters.

https://x.com/NamelessThree/status/1804333538411712680
https://x.com/NamelessThree/status/1804333538411712680
https://x.com/NamelessThree/status/1804333538411712680
THOUGHTS?

>>78750993
LOL
LMAO

>>78750891
i see, thank you

>>78750927
There’s some cool new Elden Ring lewds yeah

>>78751003
It was hilarious.

>>78750928
Cunny vampire movies

Sell me on Roboco

>>78750407
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers, I spent 8 hours to beat fatalis on release (and maybe 20+ over a few days to solo extremoth in the base game with HR gear)

Mori....

MORI.........

>>78750826
Just copy /awat/. They can post porn freely most of the time there.

>>78750993
Holostars were never accepted, they were "tolerated" because mods forced us to

Jesus fucking christ nigga, can 5AM come faster

>>78750784
maybe just a quick nap

Mori...

Soon
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1804338414373749115
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1804338414373749115
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1804338414373749115

Say her name.

>>78750990
Aki used to be comfy

mori. . .

How are you feeling, eurofags who decided to stay up Midsummer night for the debuts?

>>78750429
>Kiara football vod has 232k views
Surprised she hasn't thought of watching sports before.

>>78751062
cecilia but better

How long until new niggas?

>>78751115
ERB Loodflame

Hopes, ideas and thoughts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OFWd11RsGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdlSHUEVCj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15aufXwBIKw

The thing with Ina's playthrough is that she can do much better even without resorting to mimic if she just mess around with her build a bit. The weapon she has is very basic and she's essentially dollar store-ing Rivers of Blood with it.

>>78751082
The problem with /ehe/ was never the Kobo porn

>>78751102

https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1804338414373749115
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1804338414373749115
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1804338414373749115

Homofags have never been accepted and after Tempus, I don't even tolerate them anymore. Graduate them and anyone who supports them.

>>78750597
I'll be making popcorn and drink rum and coke

>>78750938
Cute flat Ina!

INTERN KUN FUCKED UP
HE POSTED A FULL BODY PICTURE OF CECILIA IMMERGREEN IN REAL LIFE
I DONT KNOW WHY
DONT OPEN IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE

>>78751043
>thinking
Try to avoid doing that in the future.

>>78750927

>>78750584
"unicorn" has really lost all of its actual meaning because of this shitty board huh?

>>78751003
construction simulator was kino as fuck what do you mean? early era moom was so amazing, I wonder if we will ever get a cute girl as nervous as that again. She literally asked for permission to Google something on stream

>>78751007
FUWAMOCO could use my body for anything. Anons in this thread can not.

>>78751107
>>78751166
NEW KIARA SINGLE SOON

>>78750597
I grilled a large bag of asparagus, which I cooked in some onions sauce, garlic and other generic seasonings. I should've taken a picture, I ate a lot of asparagus tonight...

>>78750733

>>78751169
i dont watch the homos but the homos themselves always seemed alright

>>78751107
This gen was made just for Kiara.

>>78751107
why the fuck is Kiara awake at 4AM

>>78751149
this will happen again

>>78751115
Eipstein's Robotic Pussy

>>78750993
I remember them being ignore then told to shut up with they would insert them a topic about which girl had the best ER stream.

>>78751115
LIZ
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE

>>78751082
Uhh… /ehe/ didn’t just post porn, they would post something that breaks federal law.

>>78751123
I'm watching Mowi

>>78750221
Why is she so smug

>>78751169
based and correct

>>78751176
YABAI

>>78751136
I still blame the retarded burgers for voting against her streaming FIFA

It's funny how these debuts bring in all these people who like Holostars
fucking tourists don't even watch Hololive

>>78750993
i liked the astel "fuck japanese" memes but other than that ehhhh tolerated is the word yeah

>>78751115
Liz!

>>78750062
yo mikochi

>>78751062
Can YOUR oshi do something like THIS?!

>>78750584
back in /jp/ most of us were anti-unicorn, and that's why the thread was good
we used to talk about Roberu and Astel karaokes constantly, but of course, you're a newfag so you won't remember that

I'm convinced Green is the best.

>>78751235
She’s still riding the high from Austria’s win

>>78750900
there has never been a single good post using a Pekora face like this in years, literally only catalogfag types even use them now
the fastest way someone can out themselves as being a tourist from the catalog is them using some way outdated shit that broke containment ages ago like an ogey face

>>78751235
No clue.

>>78751176
AIIIIEEEEE

>>78751082
Last time I tried that some narc reported me.

Isn't it crazy how even with all the dogshit timeloops >we have had running through the thread over the last couple months Homo timeloops were pretty much absent?
And then as soon as there's something new in Hololive for tourists to jump in on it's suddenly "homo cocksleeve whores" and "well >we love homos here" every single thread?

I just thought that was interesting.

>>78750244
ERB what the sigma?

>>78751256
come on, it could have just been one guy

>>78751160
Okay!

>>78751235
Fucked up sleep schedule due to one block and her using it to possibly watch the debut streams.

>>78750990
>Not lime green
Fake

>>78751176
IT'S OVER

>>78751211
imagine the smell

any official watchalongs for the new members debuts? or just any recommended watchalongs?

Who's the HOPIUM girl of Justice?

Does anyone have that REALLY cringe mumei hopium soundpost

>no blue woman
DOA gen

>>78751353
>AIIIIEEEEE
NEVER
HAD TO
KNOCK ON WOOD
But I know someone who has

So who's going to post the thing?

>>78750898
I only ever saw after someone posted about it here hours later. Unironically they should just be permabanned.

>>78751319
>back in /jp/
>most of us were anti-unicorn
>and that's why the thread was good
>we

>>78751466
kek

>>78750597
Baked chicken thighs with sweet potatoes

>>78750597
Was going to cook a steak but the microwave is kinda dirty
So just chips and soda

>>78751062
Robussy

>>78751347
ogey is timeless what the fuck do you mean

>>78751378
You don't get it. It would be posted and stay up for hours without being reported.

>>78751297
she's daring you to come and sheathe your dagger

>>78751371
ERB kinda let those idiot shitposters in by responding to the homos repeatedly. Even Shiori got flack for a simple thank you but that wasn't nearly as egregious as what ERB did. It'll go away eventually.

>>78751423
Advent if you want EN
Korone if you wanna see JP's perspective

>>78751423
gorone
https://youtu.be/4NIO6ZWxMCA

>>78751466
This OST gave me my love of Ska

>>78751440
>the missing 5th member is blue

>>78751478
yes, we oldfags
not you of course

It's

>>78751319
People just ignored your astel screaming on /jp/ because you were easy to ignore, no one actually liked you.

>>78751115
Liz!

>>78751176
Thanks for reminding me to actually buy this shit instead of just letting it sit in my cart

>>78751319
then go the fuck back to /jp/, doxxfag. We left for a good fucking reason.

>>78751504
>going to cook
>microwave

>>78751306
What the fuck, why?

Over or under on at least one of them being Asian or a hafu?

>>78751378
Except that it would stay up for hours because nobody in the thread would bother to report it unless it was linked to other threads. /ehe/ was complicit in posting CP which is why it was nuked.

>>78751176
this has completely ruined my perception of her

>>78751523
we all make mistakes

>>78750597
went out and got some WENDYS while my country gets cooked like a fucking egg in this heat

>>78751371
tbf /#/fags (or rather, the faggots who got kicked out of here and decided to shit up /#/ instead) have always taken any opportunity they could to bring their shitty war back here. it's more a question of whether it's "on-topic enough" for meidos to hesitate before blasting them than tourists being involved.

>>78751467
Here's this thing

>>78750828

>>78751347

Yurobros are you awake?

>>78751371
this is why you can't give them an inch. The status quo we had with Advent was very nice, there's always somebody who wants to rock the boat though.

>>78751379

>>78751176
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78751575
my soundposts keep breaking and I dont know why

New friends soon!!!

>>78751600
102% with a 2% margin of error

who will be the weakest Justice member

>>78751107
NICE

>>78751630
korosan kawaii

>>78751638
Taa...

>>78751658
kek

>>78751371
Surely it's the same posters who've been here the whole time. >we definitely care about unicorn timeloops and homofags and discuss it regularly!

>>78751597
Yeah microwave is for heating water for tea, right my bong friends?

>>78751319
>back in /jp/ most of us were anti-unicorn, and that's why the thread was good
You're full of shit. Astel posts and Roberu posts were few and mostly ignored.

>>78751371

>>78751467

>>78751638
WHAT THE

>>78751644
yeah its only 5 am

>>78751115
ERB

COME ON MORI

>>78751436
dollgirl

Is Mori aware that her large nipple should be in my mouth?

>>78751575
It's?

>>78751669
the 5th one that got cold feet

>>78751419
I break it down into a product that is quite nice and unoffensive.

She won't beat Astel because the album is doing badly

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1804339906782859345
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1804339906782859345
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1804339906782859345

>>78751669
Nightwing.

>>78751644
Yeah

>>78751467

are you guys actually watching the watchalongs?
i'd rather experience the cringe head on

>>78751630

Can a sticky go up already so monkeys can leave?

>>78751644
Yes

>>78751115
ERB da red women

>>78751630
We started out friends

>>78751115
ERB, what the sigma?

rip mori

>>78751764
risu 1.0....

>>78751319
>we
you mean one person who posted on cooldown

>>78751725
>>78751763
>>78751780
I'm sorry

>>78751546

Mori...
just keep running....

reaper.....I....

>>78751756
my cute wifevella

>>78750004

>>78751115
ERB WHAT THE SIGMA

>>78751638
best post so far

>>78751065
I still haven't beaten Fatty in 30+ missions...

>>78751649
>using my own soundpost against me
so this is what being powerless feels like

Are they doing 45 minute debuts?
Wasn't there another time they did really quick debuts? I may be thinking about an outfit relay or something

It would be fun watching along with Calli, but I want to see what it's like to watch along with Korosan.

>>78751833

>>78751644
No, im have been fast asleep for a few hours now and won't wake up until like 2-3 hours later

>>78751813
It's fine it's the weekend
I'll sleep a lot after and wake up in time for Kiara's watchalong

>>78751467

>>78751115
Wose

ganba meidos

>>78751806
That's not Risu 1.0

>>78751813
It's okay, I have been conditioned to this time slot for last few months to catch as many streams as possible

>>78751662
Starting from around a week ago, the filenames for the soundposts I save keep getting messed up.

>>78751725
>>78751644
It 3 am for me

>>78751881
I'm watching both!

>>78751523
It's not just that, they frequently post dox too. And they discuss both openly by simply not linking to the posts.

which bosses does mori have left to kill in ER (base game)?

>>78751766
I only watch the watchalongs after the initial debuts

>EU group
>make them stream at 5am

What's the play here exactly?

>>78751766
I will watch it to the point of the actual stream.

>>78751876
Advent did this exact same debut format

>>78751736
Oh that's the boss' actual name, lol what are the odds?

>>78751782
>>78751791
I keep reading ERB as E-Robb and I genuinely get confused. I haven't even watched twitch/Tyler1 in like 7 years.

When did people start calling her that?

>>78751176
Anybody want just the shirt or towel? I just want the cool commemorative penlight.

>>78751865
thanks for continuing my legacy

if ERB does a Fawlty Towers watchalong ill member

>>78751903
La Creatura___

>>78751532
i dont see any of advent streaming?

>>78751891

>watchalong starts in 2 minutes
>debut starts in 32 minutes
huh?

Almost Liztime.

>>78751756
thanks for the grub

I see you niggas in chat typing ERB

Well if there is a silver lining I literally have no expectations going into this first debut. Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised

>>78751949
mane-chans have to be on standby, i guess

>>78751662
Yeah none of the soundposts are working for me right now

>>78751971
anytime

>All these greys in ERB’s chat
Disgusting

>>78751765
>i'd rather experience the cringe head on
same desu

>>78751936
At that point, can you even pay attention to what's happening in the debut?

Well well, Euro guy reporting in. Woke up at 4.20am to watch the first EU gen debut!

>>78751876
Laplus was 30 min. I don't remember how long regloss was

>>78751949
they're not EU

>>78751440
Blue woman was suppose to be the nip speaker and bailed.

>already doxxed

YAB

Poor morpi

>>78751994
They're gonna talk lore stuff about how they won't get raped in prison again