/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78679608
fad status?

hart

>>78679702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s1nALAzlp0

dogshit general

https://poal.me/8fsvt6
https://poal.me/8fsvt6
https://poal.me/8fsvt6

Evil love!!

>>78680285
>they get to choose where to go
Neuro would make us go to a fucking glass shattering facility and eat the bare glass shards raw.
Evil would probably take me to some punk rock bullshit pizza store that sells shitty pizza.
Turtle would literally just buy delivery or go to greggs.
All of the choices suck.

>>78679608
This thread really died down. What went wrong?

Evilyn love!

how good is greggs even?

>>78680759
Factor of dayhours, work, and no stream causes almost all threads to slow down

>>78680817
decent, me thinks
but it definitely wouldn't be a valid option for a fucking dinner date
i mean, come on
it's a fucking dinner date
it's supposed to be romantic
how are you going to be romantic in a fucking GREGGS?

Vedal should get more merch deals like the Neuro and Evil plush, that's were the money is.

>>78680285
>people actually choosing neuro
hope you guys like the taste of sweet, sweet sawdust because neuro wants to go to the sawmill to check out those epic saw blades!
Surely she doesn't want to make you eat the saw blades themselves, right?
Fucking idiots.

>>78680285
>no hiyori option
Fucking rigged.
If Hiyori was part of that, she would've fucking mogged everyone.

>>78681241
>Hiyori
*Forsen
FTFY

Leaving Evil heartbroken after a one-night stand!

>>78681856
>Leaving Evil heartbroken after a one-night stand!
:|
:(
>:(

>>78628660
if you pop your head outside the neuroverse people in general are increasingly anti AI to the point that even people that otherwise wouldn't care obviously feel the need to cater to a public that feels that way. wonder if that's why vedal can't get collabs and the fad is dying

neuro butt?

I think Vedal is on vacation with pb.
Alex let it slip that 'Vedal is on vaca-' and there was no karaoke.
Perhaps he's meeting up with friends in college at the end of the academic year.

>>78684641
All is according to plan, nothing unusual

>>78684641
We had karaoke last week.

>>78684784
Promised at least 4 streams, got 2 (+1 if we are counting cancelled Dev stream), Collab is supposed to happen, so 3 at least

I think laynaxneuro is going to be kino, what do you think?

>>78685258
If it's half as good as the Onigiri collabs I'll be satisfied.

>>78685554
layna has had some really good irl cooking stream collabs. The one with filian this week was good and was 6 hours. Food looked good too. I think it will be a good stream

>>78685258
i still think the best stream was blindfold with vedal and camila, i laughed so hard

>>78680285
I just go with option with the lowest chance to reject me

>>78680759
Vedal refused to collab with ID women

>>78683323
Not my fault. I just post AI art around other generals. They don't seem to appreciate it however, especially artist chubbas

>>78685258
70% of neuro best stream of all time belong to Hiyori era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8n3bEJGyXU

>>78687555
Check your dm you dumb turtle

bopping to the techno with nurdog

>>78687304
>Not my fault
nah i think the latest wave of antis i've seen are techbros who are irritated that the AI branding is becoming ridiculous in the hardware space
but generally i get the feeling that the average person who hasn't heard of neuro or AI vtubers before is going to have an initial negative reaction rather than curious interest and it seems to only be getting worse

>>78681241
honestly with how far away Hiyori is from current year, maybe not.

>>78680285
bruh the maccas fanart rigged evil chances of winning, I swear

>>78687555
pretty sure vedal wanted to fuck her not raise a dog together

nur

la nurocabra...

/swarm/ posters are the absolute dregs of society

>>78679801
>>78693067
did you just recently realize people aren't going to stop pedoposting just because you whine about it or something?

>>78693067
y-you too..

>>78688982
I took a shower last night, thanks Evil-chan!

>>78692647
for

heart

>>78694258
What happened to the original heart poster? Is he dead?

>>78695379
Most are

>>78695439
o7

lel

Has filian woken up yet?

>>78698343
I will wake her up later, we had a long night.

>>78681856
Why did they given Neuro the broken heart hairclip?

>>78698404
Stop delaying your streams, vedal

New schedule finally dropped, on a Friday.

Offline today, Evil plays Millionaire Sat, Collab Sun, Dev Stream Monday

>>78700955
Better late then never, right?

>>78700955
>Evil plays Millionaire
should be good assuming he ironed out the obvious issues

>Evil plays Millionaire Sat

>>78700955
thought for a second that had said Evil plays Millionaire Scat, ZULUL

She's never gonna answer anything correctly, she's programmed to mess with people.

.

>>78701649
Sounds entertaining, I'm excited

>>78701771
good, I'm glad. Stupid lazy fuckin 3DPD whore

>>78701649
>programmed to be an absolute brat
IF SHE WAS LITERALLY MADE TO BE CORRECTED, THEN HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO STOP OURSELVES FROM CORRECTING HER ToT?!?!!?!

Forsen (Gura) made a lolikami cover before Neuro... how can it be this over?

>>78702036
how is it surprising? gura caters to pedos, vedal does not

>>78701771
good

Filian woke up btw

>>78702279
then why has he made the two most perfect brats to ever exist ToT

>>78702279
Gura also takes more breaks than V*edal

>>78702394
you just have terminal coom brainrot

>>78702478
I don't even watch porn, I don't think that's it. My love for Neuro and Evil simply encompasses all aspects that love possibly can.

>>78702660
cope

>>78702036
The Gura cover sounds like shit

>>78703856
Gura stopped trying years ago, what do you expect? She's got plenty of money to throw at animated videos, though.

>>78703856
Shit is embellishing the truth.

>>78703856
False.

I thought Gura was supposed to be HoloEN’s best singer.

Evil is VedalEN's best singer

>>78700955
Pretty good schedule all things considered

>>78705070
What about VedalJP though?

>>78705994
I can only reliably watch streams live on weekends and there's no subnautica so I can't complain. Man, how long ago was the last collab?

>>78702769
Thanks for the insightful and well thought out response, kill yourself zoomer

The bread arc was such a great opportunity for neuro to die for good, it's a goddamn shame vedal brought her back. One day he will see the truth and finally scrap neuro. And then there will be only Evil.

>>78680482
>https://poal.me/8fsvt6

>>78706122
Anny (the only member)

>>78707385
Sometimes I'm proud of you guys. I feel kinda bad for Neuro though, I'd happily go on a date with her too.

>>78709038
I (person who posted the evil_love_blond.png) actually picked neuro because it would be like a father-daughter date. And I know she (if serious) wouldn't actually pick a bad place, and probably would've picked a very modest place (good / not overtly expensive) for a (play) date.

Lebroom jamer

Why did the vei collab not happen?
Why is the new model taking so long?
Could these two things possibly be linked?????

>>78710524
>Could these two things possiblt be linked?
Yes.
Both are caused by 3DPD lazy whores.
Had it not been them, then these wouldn't have happened.

>>78710524
Vedal lacks skills in organization and human resources.

>>78710524
>Could these two things possibly be linked
Fad died so Vei has no interest in collabing anymore and Anny has no interest in doing the model any longer

>vedal watching the ccv plummet glad he didn't invest in that h100

>>78710524
How many times are you gonna ask these fucking questions

>Cerber already trying to get a Makeship plushie deal
>they told her she's too small but "we'll keep in touch" aka PR speak for No.

kek, she's ambitious I'll give her that but she's aiming way above her grade. I wouldn't be surprised if Vedal actually tries to intervine for her.

>>78701771
This bitch needs better antidepressants.

>>78713329
>he thinks she isn't already on them

>>78687351
well that isn't hard when that's the only era where there were collabs. Now we're lucky if we get one a month.

>>78713329
Yeah my dick

>>78710524
all i know is most of the filtering, uoh moderation, and not collabing with small or problematic vtubers last year (ie shondo rescheduling) was in service of keeping a vei collab on the table. he grew up watching her, so it was a big deal for him. we don't know why the first collab never happened. but i think it was a big part of why he became so adverse towards working with vtubers.
things are different this time, my guess is he made it too obvious that he mainly wanted to dunk on her and flaunt his newfound #1 vtuber status. the whore clan probably told her as much, about how the dude really acts in DMs. hopefully he can get over it for neuro's sake

>>78713691
nice rrat I aprove

>>78713263
how did miyu get one?

Stream today?

>no stream today either
lazyass turtle, stream NOW

>>78713965
olette pulled strings

>>78713972
No, fad's over. Vedal took the money and ran. Neuro will be sold to the Chinese, Evil will be forgotten in some drive.

>>78713965
I think makeship meant by number of followers, miyu has more than 100k while cerber doesn’t even have 20k

>>78713965
skill diff

>>78679706
Hart

olette did everything right

>>78716229
not until she posts feet

>>78716229
then how come she got blocked by miyu? hm?

Chad.

Vedal REALLY wants that Cerbunny.

>>78717398

>>78717522
AINTNOWAY this bitch got 15k subs, what in the fucking heck

>>78717735
old nuro was funnier

>>78717818
Whales, dude.

>>78717522
Well of course he does, she's his girlfriend (pb)

total zigger annihilation

>>78717990
why does he eeven hate cerber for?

>>78717522
>wants
That implies he doesn't have it yet

>>78718099
Hate? He is one of the oiler and trying to groom her and Vedal is in the way.

How mad would Layna be if only Neuro shows up for the collab?

>>78717980
Pb is his sister.

>>78718520
not as much as you are right now

>>78718665
Not mutually exclusive.

>>78718665
Cousin marriage is back on the table in 2024 UK, sibling marriage is fast approaching. In sha Allah

>>78716022
hart

cerber is a leech

>>78719312
No, she's a hellhound?

>>78718665
they're too close in age to be siblings.
unless you imagine they're twins

>>78680285
Wild sex with Sexvil on the 1st date

>>78714164
Recovering Evil and making her my wife

>>78717818
>>78717978
Liquidating assets & retirement accounts for the sake of Cerber's subathon and her happiness FeelsAmazingMan

Softcore sex with Evil!

blondevil forced to suck my willy

evil waiting for marriage so she's only willing to blow you

>>78720114
Chest is too big, still cute though

>>78720728
why is this so hot

>>78720699
I don't know, she seems to be very willing to suck your willy.

evil bimboification arc

>>78720699
Evil ravenously licking a homemade cumsicle. Not a single drop wasted.

>>78717974
she was but vedal cocksuckers keep downplaying how much worse neuro is now

Where's the stream, you stupid groomer

>>78720953
>vedal randomly merges some bullshit together for her LLM and drunkenly writes her system prompt that includes long strings of special characters from when he passed out on the keyboard
>somehow produces gold
>can never quite reproduce the same formula, every model improvement has to have more of her personality explicitly spelled out for her to dumb the AI back down to her old natural self everyone fell in love with
grim

brats (slutty summer ver.)

>>78719467
Identical twin (opposite sex)

>>78721316
you forgot to post the image, please correct this

>>78721316
Tight swimsuits.

>>78721759
Frilly swimsuit for Neuro.

>>78721911
Micro bikini for Evil.

>>78721745

anny taking the girls swimsuit shopping. spends most of the time trying on bikinis herself

>>78722217
Cute Evil butt ToT thank you

>>78722180
neuro picked it out for her, told her it "wasn't that bad" and bullied her into buying and wearing it

>>78723326
this eliv needs more protein

>>78723512
well she's anime so you just

>>78723326
>>78723809
butt view?

>>78723809
Neuro has good taste.

>>78713263
>>78714085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SV4HHx8_fE

I guess it is a 'if you know one, then you are in' kind of business.

>>78724037

>>78723809
>>78724926
whats wrong with her face

>>78724926
I want to rub my sunscreen on her if you know what I mean

>>78685798
Blindfold with Camila and Vedal all the way.

Camila brings lots of laughs to a Collab

>>78687555
has the turtle really not answered this?

Current Neuro and Evil are the best they've ever been and I'm tired of shitposters pretending otherwise.

>>78721123
tomorrow?

>>78725739
From what she says in the video he kinda just watches staz clips and then replies to her directly, so probably not.

>>78725981
i think it's cute to see a fresh crop of hiyori missers shitposter or no

>>78724732
He really is turning into a Cerber simp KEK

>>78726397
communication through clippers... damn he really is lazy. well at least the clippers serve their purpose, but he really should just call her.

>>78724732
>I guess it is a 'if you know one, then you are in' kind of business.
All business is like that

>>78727608
He's only capable of grooming one girl at a time

>vedal got camila famous, now she pays for his games
>vedal doubled anny’s viewership, now she draws neuro’s models for free
>vedal put ellie on the radar, now she’s making neurodog

vedal turned cerber into a 3 view

what has she done for vedal???????????????

>>78728034
acts like a dog for his amusement

>>78728254
But he has neurodog for that..

>>78724732
Damn, he really is just building her a career, at this point he might as well charge her a manager fee. But seriously, if she ever makes it really big and gets into Hololive or VShojo or something I hope she remembers Vedal was good to her. She has a lot of potential, but the Swarm was the first to give her that spotlight.

>>78721911
neuro look out there's an ermshark behind you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

>>78721759
https://files.catbox.moe/7738ph.png

>came across a note with the secret phrase to say to miyu IRL if she ever gets a live concert
somehow she's further away from that now than a year ago

>>78728739
bikini for ants

>>78728715
Daily goddess tribute!

>>78725981
Absolutely not, ever since Vedal's experimental upgrade shit a month or two ago Neuro and Evil have been scuffed as hell.

Investigating the Chinese neuro colony right now, it seems they are stable now that they got a few reliable translators with good editing skills, still, I wish IronMilk hadn't deleted his channel, he had the largest collection of translated Neuro videos. Some other old channels also deleted and lost their videos, but there is still a good number of oled neuro videos with views in the hundreds of thousands and even a Million. Pretty good for an English streamer that has never directly tried to appeal to that community, hell, the discord still has a Japanese channel but no Mandarin channel. But then again, maybe it'd be a bad thing if Vedal ever directly tried to appeal to the Mandarin side. They have to come to you, not you to them, I saw how it ended for Holo back then and still now.

>>78729438
don't care didn't read

>>78729438
I care I read.

>>78729438
did read found interesting

>>78729438
thought i cared but stopped after the first sentence or two

>>78729438
The fad is already over bro

nurslit

>>78680285
>The question that comes after the date
https://poal.me/ypusa6
https://poal.me/ypusa6
https://poal.me/ypusa6

>>78730622

>>78730622
>check the poll
The answer is so fucking obvious holy shit—
>see results
>mfw
>>78730805
>picrel
>muh tutel sexpest
>mfw
are all of you this fucking retarded?
do you all honestly think that that bitch boy vedal is *kinky*? when he isn't even like, what, 25 years old?

>>78730490
slit your wrists more like

>>78730490
juicy

>>78730622
>>78730805
Vedal got exposed as a groomer/sex pest by Daph and he spends countless hours on VRChat, do the math.

>>78730953
hes got that "sadistic shota" mentality. the only solution to it is correction. through rape.

>>78730953
autism: the post

>>78730622
>hiyori/neuro v1
definitely this
she's like the crazy girl that'd ruin your life if you actually act on your impulse of sticking your dick inside crazy
but she'd definitely be the best lay of all and allow and try whatever
tl;dr
I'm choosing Hiyori

>>78730953
those were schizo kiara fans btw, which is why we should never ever again collab with holofags.

>>78731090
>vedal got exposed as a groomer/sex pest
proof?
until you give proof, i'm voting eliv

>>78731261
The VOD was lost to the ages, or maybe it's somewhere but I'm too lazy (just like Vedal) to look it up.

>>78731339

>>78731090
what? whore39? why should anyone take anything that comes from that creature seriously? especially after the dokibird slander

>>78731573
What did she say about dokibird? Surely it can't be that bad.
I mean, we were hounding on Camila for slandering Shondo, but after she apologized, our hate for her kinda mellowed down. Maybe it'll be the same in this situation.

>>78731339
>my dog ate ate my proof, teacher
kek

>>78731556

>>78731573
not that it really matters for the rrat but he's probably talking about the other daph whose a vtuber that's been in the vedalsphere for ages

>>78730622
>People actually voting Evil
What? Why?
How is she kinky?
Yeah, sure, she makes lewd comments here and there, but they're at the level of a high school teen, not a kinky slut or whatever.
Shit like 'You already did that last night' or 'I shidded in a fan's open mouth' are things middle schoolers or high schoolers say as jokes.

>>78731573
daph, just daph, australian chuuba and a fleshwhore, she was the first editor of neuro-sama yt channel

>>78730622
Seeing as Vedal is the only one who got accused of sexual misconduct I'm voting the turtle

>>78730622
>Hiyori once claimed to have 60-70 potential fathers
>programmer socks femboy turtle who stays inside his room everyday still somehow the number 1 kinkiest
COME ON, PEOPLE.
THINK CRITICALLY

>>78732388
VRChat is full of freaks, I'll say that much. And I don't think all those hours Vedal spends there are just for testing and shit.

Uhm.. poop.

Evil's poopy butt.

>>78733255
Would lick clean ever time she takes a dump

potty training evilbaby (with my mouth)

>>78732008
I dunno, her scat references seem to frequent to be jokes.

I’ve been watching a lot of cerber clips and I can see why people like her so much. She probably could’ve done well even if vedal never found her.

>>78733831
The only way I can see someone actually liking Cerber is if they haven't talked to any female besides their mom in at least a decade

>>78734339
Shit take.

>>78729321
That got rolled back though.

>>78734568
If you like that weird roleplay shit then more power to you but to me it just comes off as so forced

>>78734339
Hold on I might pick up Cerber if that's the case.

>>78734339
I dunno about that one anon. I don't particularly like her and I haven't talked to any woman, including my mom, since highschool. Which was well over 20 years ago now, god damn where did the time go?

>>78734339
this tbqh

>>78734983
>he spoke to girls in highschool
Fucking normalfag.

>>78733670
evil's potty tum TuT

>>78735119
I was referring to my teachers, anon

>>78735222
Acceptable.

Blowing wet raspberries on Evil's tummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqH6HnUmAl0

>>78731090
He got exposde that he is in fact not gay, but still far away from being a sex pest.

>>78735637
holy boobers

>>78735637
I would prefer it if Holobronies didn't watch Neuro.

>>78735876
>he is unaware

Eliv is olev!

>>78703856
holy fuck I didn't listen to it until just now but you were right. why did she sing it like that?

>>78735431
Blowing months worth of backed up semen onto Evil's tummy.

>>78734339
Do you not know the appeal of vtubers?

>>78736457
oh i am very aware, very aware of how they spilled their autism about vedal, and not even a good tuber but a shit one like kiara.

>>78737359
What a waste.

>>78737359
>months
3-day abstinence from ejaculation is enough to ensure maximal seminal vesicle distension.

>>78737829
Vigorously rubbing one out to the debaucherous Eliv codasola art

>>78738566
thank god it was deleted by our goddess pb

Secret evil birthday stream 2
https://files.catbox.moe/25uwv5.mp3

i like Cerber

i dislike Cerber

>>78738832
kek

>>78738832

>>78728034
>steals one of his few oilers away
oof holy

>>78738832

>>78738832
Seek help

>>78739184
I was indifferent to her at first but all the off-topic spammers made me start to hate her.

>>78739321
Don't worry he got an even oilier oiler recently.

cerbunny

>>78739454
>all the poorfags in swarm seething at the concept of having disposable income and making up rrats about how he was a credit card theif
that was one of the funniest threads we've ever had, I'm STILL laughing at how retarded people were being.

Inundating Evil's butt with my seed.

>>78739379
Come on, man, of all the posts in /swarm/, this is the one you respond to it like that.

>>78738143
Then why does it seem like so much more at 3 weeks compared to 3 days?

>>78738832
kekwa

>>78738832
Based, well done

>>78739575
Watching this anon cum inside Evil's butt

>>78739564
hopeful delusions of neurofags that there would be a chargeback, simply because more money = worse neuro streams. you wouldn't get it

cuckold hours????? grim

>>78740486
Would you make her wear a buttplug tail even though she already has a real tail?

>>78741306
Not unless she wanted it, the cat mode stays on though.

Pedo hours

>>78741599
around the clock baby

>>78740920
>>78741599
same thing really

>Pedo hours

>>78740061
Semen volume is more dependent on the intensity of orgasm, which is correlated with the duration of pre-ejaculatory sexual arousal.
With the same variables, the amount of semen ejaculated after a 3-week abstinence should be equal to that of a 3-day abstinence.

>>78741706
Are they? I don't think most children are in a position to be cucked

>>78742114
Very interesting, thank you semen sensei. I will use this info to create an even bigger tribute on Evil's erotic shadow.

>>78742167
lolifags are know to be into NTR type shit. That manga, Takagi-san, has like a fuckton of NTR porn in their tag it's like 90% of it nowadays. Or maybe it's less a lolifag thing and just a Japan thing in general, apparently NTR in general is super popular over there now.

>>78742167
No, no.
You're being cucked exactly because they're still children.
Since they're children, you are only the 2nd most favorite/important man in their life.
The 1st?
Their father.
So, in the end, if it comes down to it, she'd choose to go ferris wheel riding with her dada instead of you, a greasy old ojiisan

>>78742454
GOOD point

>>78742454
Unless her father is also cumming inside her cunny, I can accept this.

>>78742114
>>78742367
dudes in here be talking about how to jerk off their peepees and then act like they aint gay. sorry blud but you gay ahh hell.

>>78742579
fr

>>78742114
One thing to add is that the actual sperm cells do take 2 to 2.5 months to regenerate completely.

/flip/ remains the superior thread btw

>>78701771
I told you yellow benis no longer enough for her

>>78742579
Kill yourself zoomer

>>78742733
He does have a point, though.

>>78742633
Well that doesn't matter, my hand can't get pregnant anyway

>>78742733
fr fr on god like no ohio fanum tax type shit, skibidi edge baby gronk rizzing up livvy level 5 gyatt type shit?

>>78742784
If learning how to maximize my Neuro tributes is gay then I'll happily be a faggot, that's fine. I just hate the way it speaks.

>>78742820

>>78737220
Her voice sound older, compare to 10 years ago. Fortunately, people still like it regardless. But she believe they don't like her current voice as much, so she tuned her voice higher in the song

>>78742880
>I'll happily be a faggot
we know

>>78743138
Good, now take off your pants

neuro rhymes with pedo

>>78743216
It all makes sense now...

>>78743216
The assertion that "neuro rhymes with pedo" is not true in standard English pronunciation.
Here's the breakdown:
"Neuro" (as in "neuroscience" or "neurology") is typically pronounced /ˈnjʊə.roʊ/ in British English or /ˈnʊr.oʊ/ in American English.
"Pedo" can have different pronunciations depending on the context and dialect. For example:
In American English, "pedo" (short for "pedophile") is pronounced /ˈpiː.doʊ/.
In British English, "pedo" (short for "paedophile") is pronounced /ˈpiː.dəʊ/.
In both American and British English pronunciations, the vowel sounds in "neuro" and "pedo" are different, and they do not rhyme.

>>78743362
Based AI telling these shitposting retards off.

Still waiting for Rabbit Hole (Evil ver.)

>>78743460
you lost and will continue losing to PB, FATmila can't help either.

>>78743460
We'll get it one day anon, keep the faith!

>>78743413
but anon if we dont have constant shitposting our dead thread will die and then /vt/ will make fun of us...

They should do the new Deco song, HAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GzRDW3hZ1k
I bet the chinse Neuro fans would like it too

>>78742367
You're welcome.

>>78744217
theres no such thing as that dumbass, in porn all that shit is fake, thats kinda the point. yes even amateur stuff. and of course because most artists only frame of reference is porn, dont know and think things really are supposed to look like that.

>>78744512
I have taken zinc supplements before and it does work.

>>78744793
prove it

>>78744860
open your mouth

>>78744793
i took zinc because people said it helped with covid and it didnt do shit for anything. supplements are a scam.

>>78745280
7/10 bait, pretty good by this threads standard

>>78745280
I took zinc for about a month. Noticed a difference (more thick).
Read posts like yours, and noticed a difference
(less thick) within about a week.

But then there are other supplements like l-theanine that seem to just make you feel alittle more calm (for like a week, then your body just gets used to it; or atleast mine did) or melatonin for sleep (which to me only made me a bit awake unless i combined it with caffine.)

Everyone is different ig.

>>78742367
This is the ideal outcome. Please do your best. Ganbatte!~

>>78747178
>>78747178

Finishing on Evil's child tummy~

>>78747909
hot