/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

goddamn it sabitzer, Utd DNA

COME ON AUSTRIA SCORE SOME FAKING GOALS

>>78710586
You mean Dortmund DNA kek
Same thing really

It's like I'm watching with my ex again. I'm having a lot of fun.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

CAM ON OSTRIA!!!
SCORE SUM FOOKING GOALS!!

happy wawa cute

>1-1
kek sorry boss.

>>78710691
Same, it's the perfect watching-sports-with-your-gf experience

Which team is stronger overall and which has the biggest standout players?

LET'S GO, POLAND! 1 - 1 WE'RE STILL IN THIS!

poles not beating the gay allegations

She's calling the players pussies. lol

Bros, she is making fun of football, dumb woman doesn't know the tactical intricacies of diving into the grass dramatically

>>78710934
>stronger overall
They're both pretty mid.

>biggest standout players
Poland.

Thoughts at half time?

nice save
>keeper playing for Brondby
lots of small club players in these euros, but the quality isn't bad

>>78711185
We're are the ads?
t.American

>>78711284
depends on the stream you're watching
mine is currently full of spic ads

IMMA WIEDA OISTERREICH

if we were on /sp/ it'd be time for halftime slags
so let's do halftime lewds

Get the fuck up!

i am a die hard futbol fan and i havent had this fun watching a game in a very very long time (not from poland nor austria

>>78711390

way better than the engerland match yesterday

>>78710691
Goddamit anon why did you mention this. I just gulped down a beer and now I miss her.

>>78711390
Her new outfit is perfect for it.

>>78711390

>>78711390

>>78711390

Are we going over 90 minutes?

>>78711676
still some half time left + second half (45 min) + additional time

>>78711676
nope, no overtime in group stage
if it's a draw each team gets one point
3 points for the win

>this stream leads to Justice streaming the Euros for their countries too
>200k viewers live
>Goldbridge milks a whole month of content complaining about vtubers
>Robbie orders a vtuber model for Ty
>Mohammed bin Salman buys Hololive
>everyone has to shill Newcastle

>>78711390
Doggo lewds during half time!

>>78711390
>if we were on /sp/ it'd be time for halftime slags
I saw halftime slag posters getting deleted the other day
culture is dead

wtf am I looking at?

>>78711537
anything is better than watching england
they're not even entertainingly bad, it's just mind numbingly boring

Österreich!!
>>78711390

>>78711959
God's chosen players.

>>78711937
mods will always be fags

>>78711390
I've not entered /sp/ in ages, is the twinship with /a/ still standing?

>>78711937
jannies always deleted slags tourist-chama

sunmoon watchalong when?

>>78711959
Austrians are about to be raptured, unsurprisingly me lord does not want the poles

>>78711959
Four polacks and two australians in a box

>>78712117
ServusTV should just hire her

>>78712081
wtf i love Moona now

>>78711937
/sp/ is genuinely so sad to visit, it went downhill so much compared to the glory days of 2011
the mods completely killed it

Gotta say, this is kinda cool.

>>78712081
>juventus
wtf I hate Moona now

Oh, they're taking out Austrian Grealish

Just marry me already Kiara, ffs.

bros I ran out of scran

Some word from our neighbours.

>>78712261
this, but unironically. nowadays you even get a "warning" for posting in German... in /bundes/ of all places

Kiara should watch some messi compilations.

>>78712425
>Japanese are mindbroken into saying "soccer" by Americans
Sad

Wawa speaking german makes my pp hard

>>78712425
>"Could you take your complaints to out colonial master, America?"

>>78712425
>Suck is a dirty word
KEK

>>78712289
ESCUCHEN
CORRAN LA BOLA

>>78712289
NO ONE CARED WHO HE WAS BEFORE HE PUT ON THE MASK

>>78712519
Some, honestly. I like how her voice drops a few notes lower to speak it too. It's very sexy.

>>78710514
thanks for the streaming link, anon

CAM ON AUSTRIA
SCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS!

Szczesny is GOAT, I can't believe we're selling him in Saudi fucking Arabia.

>Poland gets the yellow card
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK

Is it ok if I want Kiara to verbally abuse me in German?

Wanna see kiara 's reaction when something controversial like the hand of god happening again.

>>78712839
It's over (soon)

>>78712839
He's going back to Arsenal anon :DDDD

O VAR SINSO

>>78712839
factory workers OUT

>another yellow

>Lelwandowski

Kiara LOVES bald guys on the field!

>Kiara simping

enter

>male on stream
it's so over

I love watching kiara lusting over fit men.

>>78713187
I have a chance!

>lusting over baldies
I'm so fucking IN if I get my dad's DNA.

My man!

>>78713048
It appears my superiority has led to some controversy.

>>78713276
yeah, me

>>78713364
you can just go bald anyways if you want lol.

>>78713058
And another!
MURDERBALL!

>>78713367
>t.

>he do be thick
Behold.

did she almost say a slur, before correcting to "the Polish"?

nice ass slap

>>78713430
Not sure if I wanna go to the effort if I get the hair from my mom's side. lol

>he's already leaving?
kek

>>78713491
Classic polish tactics, just fuck up your opponents' best players.

>>78713575
>Yellow for Lewandowski

IT'S SO OVER

MALE ON STREAM

oh shit

What happens if we end with 1-1?

fuck you polan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL

>>78713837
Both get a point in the group

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Baumgartner, more like BASEDgartner

>im gonna marry that guy
lmao kfp

>>78713837
Spoke too soon. lmao

GET FUCKED POL HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Poland bros we get to cocky

Lewkeks...

>>78714046
indistinguishable from an austrian fan

polsisters our response?

>>78714046
We're used to it...

>she comments on a man's fat belly (Wampe)
Fat fucks, we're so in.

What does he do, /vt/?

>>78714186
It was fixed.

KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA KURWA

>I CAN'T SCORE

>another exchange
i mean i know I was a child when i last watch FUTBOL but i remember there being less cards and less switches

Imagine if later on we'd get even more EU chuubas and they'd get to watch EUFA together when their countries are against eachother. I want this so bad.

>tummy hort
cumsharts don't look

>>78714419
Well, HoloEU debuts this weekend, anon.

>>78714416
They changed the rules during covid to allow more switches, and just never changed it back.

what does he do?

>>78714514
What's the new limit?

>>78714502
It'd be fun if they could, but I wouldn't be surprised if the new girls were too busy with debut busyness.

>LewanFRAUDski

Come on poland, just cross and inshallah.

>>78714419
I fucking hope so. With Justice there is France, German, England, Germany, Austria and Dutch. (Polish and Scottish if you somehow want to include Mori and Rissa

>>78714419
I'm surprised no other corpos or indies took the opportunity.
We could have Italy, England and Germany at least.

"that couldve gone in! :D"

shes so pure, her mind still untainted by this sport

PENAL

>>78714562
Polkeks is this your oshi?

>>78714562
does somebody have the Thursday football version of this

ERA

It's over.

Poland bros......

>>78712289
The Phantom of the Field.

>>78714576
5 in three slots maximum.

Excellent "clueless GF watches football with you E" stream

>PENULDY
>PENULDY
>PENULDY
>PENULDY
>PENULDY
>PENULDY

AAAAAAAAAAAa

wawa cute

>>78714641
>Dutch
The other ones I get, but where'd you get this one from?

We're not getting a EL PERUANO here too,,,, right???

ARNI

OH NO NONONONONONNONONONONOONO POLACKS

It's so fucking over

POLANDBROS.............................................

GOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It's a penalty even if the ball was stopped with his face? kinda kek

>>78714834
ID?

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

I hope Cecy does the Germany matches too.

>>78714877
He didn't reach the ball at all.

Wait, men wear bras while playing soccer?

There's no getting back from this anymore, Polskibros.

that one's for 08

>>78714834
Gigi is said to be from Freesia in lore, which could either be France, US or the Netherland region of Frisia

I'm now afraid to go out in the street

Austria deserves to win but that penal was NO ERA as fuck

So dark horse right?

>>78714982
it's got tons of sensors for data

>>78714641
rissa is part polish?

mipples on stream

>>78715045
Wisps stand proud for Österreich!

>>78714877
>>78715050

OOF

>>78715098
Mori is. Rissa thought she was Irish but is most likely of scottish decent

>>78715148
>>78715152
>get kicked in the face
>get yellow
not his day

Early celebration Qties

>Polish defending
holy shit it's like they ask for a 4th one

>>78715152
>gets kicked in the face
>he gets a yellow card
WHY?

OUCH

>>78715152
>if only you knew how bad things really are

Just control the ball in midfield and defend austria, no need to risk it.

>>78715178
n...no .... not mori .... you must be lying ...

>>78715251
ToT

>>78715268
I think he's not allowed to bodyblock the person, only the ball

>>78715251
Uoooooooh SEXO

>>78715288
Kill yourself Southgate

>>78715178
Damn that's the first I've heard of that. How much polish is she. Dad's or mom's side?

SO CLOSE

>>78715268
Rule is that it's a foul if you hit the opponent before playing the ball. Well Szcenzcy didnt hit the ball, only hit Sabitzer and foul him by taking away a scoring opportunity

POLAND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>78715251
el peruANO

>>78715407
where are these from?

ManU really let rangnick walk away kek.

>>78715329
blocking would have been fine if he first touched the ball

>>78715410
No, he played for Germany.

>>78715484
5ch

>>78715295
>>78715402
I think it is her Dad's mother? She even calls her grandma and granddad in Polish

>>78715295
She mentioned in a Geoguessr stream

>1 hour playing
>2 hours ads
Do americans really?

>>78715495
Ragnick would have murdered all these divas

I happen to be in europe on a trip so i can catch this naturally

Is it really nearly 2 hours of commercials for US football or is chat exaggerating?

>gets a yellow in your way

that just now was a penalty, the arm was open

>>78715456
God, I miss old /sp/

>>78715579
She also mentioned it in a Katamari stream

>>78715251
I could use this for later

>>78715644
skill issue

>>78715596
>>78715630
It's called tradition. Plus. the ads are funny.

>>78715596
In America sports are just advertisement for the ads.

>>78715178
I almost thought Gura might have some Polish, her 'kurwa bober' was pretty good.

>>78715644
>walks into gk
>gives him concussion
>get penalty
>profit.

>+4
Please... just let them go home...

>>78715780
based Nene dabbing on bane posters

>>78715780
wtf

>>78715780
Don't bring your shitty team here, please

>Kiara loved it
based and footiepilled

>>78715771
I'll never get Americans

>>78715771
Liker...

I'm glad she's having a lot of fun, but I'm not sure who to cheer for next watchalong when she's against my country.

Surely this newfound love of footie won't be dashed against a wall and violently buttfucked once they play neverlands, right?

VIELGERÜHMTES ÖSTERREICH

>>78716009
just remember that if Austria wins she'll be REALLY horny

TO KONIEC

>>78715630
I think people watch hand eggs for the commercials, especially Superb owl

IMMER WIEDER

RANGNICKBALL

>>78716009
ORANGE ARMY, you'll better be ready. WAWA IS ORANGE. KFP KNOW YOUR DUTY

ÖSTERREICH!!!

>>78715630

>>78716154
>Poland is no good anymore.
Kurwabros...

AUSTRIAWINSLOL

>>78716194
Can it even be considered a sport with all that standing around?

Austria won with the power of an anime girl!

>>78716213
Was it ever good?

>>78716091
it's a bit dishonest to say "standing around" because they're counting clock management as "standing around". usually before the ball is snapped there's movement and something to watch

Hololive victory

>Kiara watches
>Austria has the best championship appearance in decades
Coincidence?

>>78716347
shes a lucky charm

>>78716347
Austria has been getting stronger and stronger for some years now.

This was honestly the most fun I had on /vt/ in a while. Next Euros watchalong when?

>>78716347
Kfp will be Austria's mascot for the worldcup 2024 US

Polies...

>>78716429
Tuesday

>>78716429
Chewsday, innit?

>>78716429
Wawa confirmed next watch-along will be NL-Aus. However, other holomem may do it

/sp/ here, I find it pathetic that you think a woman would unironically care about sports.
lmaoing at you, betas.

>>78716429
When the German streams Germany.

>>78716154
>1133
same...

>chicken laugh
>"well you know those polish, the only thingk they're good for is forced labour!"
What did she mean by this?

>>78716556
>imagine watching football without a cute anime gf commenting
NGMI

>>78710691
This board is utterly saturated with failed normalfags.

PANKO I KNOW YOU’RE /HERE/, JUST DO A FUCKING WATCHALONG OF ITALY-CROATIA

PANKO POST YOUR MANKO

>>78716556
Good morning sir

Lmao

>>78716651
>commenting
lmao, what's a woman going to comment on sports.
>that's a nice looking ball
>their kit fits them
>this team is being as bad in the second part as they were good in the first

>>78716556
She doesn't have to care about it. She has to care about me caring about it.

>>78716556
>/sp/ here
stopped reading there

>>78716665
Bro she literally watches 4chan on stream sometimes of course she's here.

i think its over for poland, and since there is a solid chance that france wins against netherlands, austria vs netherlands will be a battle for the 2nd place, since the 3rd doesnt doesnt SECURE a place between the eight best

if netherlands wins against france, austria has to win against netherlands

if netherlands gets a tie against france, austria has to win against netherlands

if netherlands loses, austria has to get either a tie or a win, both secure the 2nd place because of the goal difference

>>78716749
>streetshitter rapist flag
revolting creatures, but thankfully there's a lot of industrial gore videos to bask in schadenfreude

>>78716781
She doesn't care, she's a woman, her brain doesn't allow her to care, it's a biological impossibility.

>>78716775

>>78716556
go back /shitpiss/

>>78716837
>Paises Bajos
???

>>78716878
Or what, you'll start pissing and shitting yourself, beta?

>>78716837
Habsburg fingers typed up this post

>>78716932
try again /shitpiss/

>>78716906
netherlands in spanish, we also call them holanda

>>78716977
No seriously, look at this entire thread, even your posts sound feminine, likely from the lack of test necessary to find entertainment in a woman.
Well, that and being a third worlder.

>>78716906
Must be a direct translation of nether and lands

qrd autists
how many funny flags seething on the other side?

>>78717037
try again /shitpiss/

>kiara streaming this watchalong to gauge interest in sports watchalongs with european target group so yagoo can think about deals with FIFA for more official watchalongs
you really think kiara is just doing this for fun? She is a smart chicken.

>>78716429
Maybe Justice girls will do it too.

>>78717078
Look at Wenceslao here, how much he's gossiping about his hecking wholesome digital friends.

>>78716556
lel just go and buy a new tv already

>>78717053
wide range of them, various anglos questioning the board's existence and speed, polacks defending it, some spics posting their oshi or support for them, a seething spaniard

>>78717043
well "netherlands" is also a mostly accurate of the land

>>78716429
Please, don't, leave sports alone, stick to low test activities such as videogames.

>>78716313
Poland has a lot of good players but national team was always trash. Mostly because they can't find a good coach.

KIARA BOOBS

>>78717106
look at the baseball game in america. Kiara is gauging interest for the same sort of deal with european centric sports

>>78716429
I don't even like Soccer but i wish we would have more holo/vtuber sports watchalong. I want a gf i can explain the retardedness of college football to

Kiara already footballpilled after watching one game.

>>78717179
Stick to fruitlessly yelling at your screen

>>78717221
JUST LIKE MY ACTUAL FOOTBAL MATCH ON TV

>post game
>commentator gets her tits out
b-b-based

>>78717244
> I want a gf i can explain the retardedness of college football to
This guy thinks women care about sports.

Wawa cute

>>78717179
skill issues, I'm doing both right now.

>>78717300
>this guy thinks we care if women care

>>78717265
It's not, it's entertaining to mock socially retarded untermensch.
I like to believe there's a decent amount of people in this website mentally ill enough that shitposts could drive them to suicide.

>>78717244
HoloID girls have their chance. ID national team is on the rise. Maybe they can stream some 2026 WC qualifiers matches or the ASEAN Cup. It's up to them to take the chance.

>>78717297
>>commentator gets her tits out
pic or lie

>>78716556
Good morning sirs

>>78717297
Hololive experience

>>78717382
If you find entertaining to see females pretending to do things they enjoy for monetary gain you could just hire a prostitute or ask your mother to talk to you.

>>78716556
You're just mad they don't make cricket streams

>>78717446
>/vt/
>literal gathering of indians, spics and poos
>calling others indians
Lets not forget, as a man you need an IQ below 80 to find females entertaining.

>>78717455
I can hire your mom, but she's boring and 3D

what the fuck do we call this bros? vtsp?? we even got our own PERUANO

>>78717455
saaar pls go back to the phonebooth

>>78717455
>"see females pretending to do things they enjoy for monetary gain"
>watches vtubers

>>78717455
>>78717528
What exactly are you hoping to accomplish with your pathetic impotent seething? You are doing a great job being a clown I guess.

The seether is spanish

>>78717455
sir, please do not redeem

>>78717405 (me)
A circle here even sold Hololive-themed football jerseys.
https://www.instagram.com/p/C679hupBu1m/

>>78716347
Austria has one of the best managers in the world on their side
It would be like if Mourinho managed Portugal

>>78717623
I just found out that this place exists, some indian linked this thread and I'm laughing at the concept of a man who can be entertained by a woman.
How low do your test levels need to be to make this possible?

>>78715644
Football refs are a fucking joke, what the fuck.

>>78716556
literally nobody asked her to stream a watchalong of an Austria v. Poland soccer game. go pay to take a shit

>>78715644
you're not supposed to take out another players legs. dems da rules

>>78717787
I guessed as much, the people who watch these don't strike me as the kind that watch sports.

>>78717752
By not being a low IQ third worlder who cares about some homos playing sports for dumb masses?

>>78717923
Really, simps calling others homos and 3rd worlders?

>>78717752
wtf you are a manolo
Pfff okay i'll concede for now since living in Spain as a male is a torture unless you are a tranny.
You are not a tranny right?

WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>78717901
>she's pretending to care about the game
>I mean um her fans are pretending to care about the game

>deleted
Good job mods

>>78718004
Yes? How does one contradict the other.

>>78718022
>MODS SAVE ME, THEY ARE HECKING MAKING FUN OF MY HECKING WHOLESOME SIMPFU
Sad!

>>78717998
No I'm not, I'm Austrian.

>>78718094
>No I'm not, I'm Austrian
Your team won the divegrass today. how are you still this salty

>>78717244
Watchalongs of big events are fun in general. I hope one day we get a Holo that does SpaceX launches watchalongs.

>>78718163
Because it was a match against Poland, of course we won, what's impressive is they manage to score us once.

>>78718164
that's literally never going to happen after Mumei's Challenger launch watchalong

Do female football fans look like this?

>>78718237
QRD?

Netherlands x France in 30min

>>78718253
There's no such thing as "female football fans".

>>78718253
they aren't anime girls, usually.

>>78718263
memoryholed
just like Gura's 9/11 stream

>>78718263

>>78718296
I understand, your IQ is too low to comprehend such a concept

>>78718269
kankerfranzosen gaan helemaal kapot, jonge.

>>78718363
lol so wacky and random

>>78718374
No, I'm high IQ enough to understand that the female brain isn't programmed in a way that allows them to care about sports.
It's like those people who say that women play videogames.

>>78718253
usually they look like this

>>78718381
GEKOLONISEERD. OOK HOLOID

Oh well, need to run.
Hope one day you realize the retardation of spending time to watch women larping, friends.

>>78718459
>proves my point
Lmao

>>78718094
they contradict each other because you said she was pretending to care for her fans who care. Then when explained how she probably cared about her fans, you moved the goalposts to say the fans don't care, despite your first statement claiming otherwise. go back to your country

>>78718296
Go to the stadium once in a while. Not at the VIP lounge, but at the north and south ends.

>>78718253
in my country they do. in yours they look fat and brown

>>78716654
I'm actually doing fairly good these days at unfailing myself, but thank you.

>>78718459
sex isn't a sport? but you have sex all the time. so you must be absolutely lanky, bone and skin, egyptian mummy looking ass mf

>>78718459
>I'm high IQ enough
oh god we've been baited

>>78716313
We had quite decent team 8 years ago. You would think we are at moment where we had solid foundations and you just need to naturally progress. Adding new players to the core team, and so on. It went down to the shitter though afterwards; Team stagnated; then we had like 6 coaches, and each one made it only worse. One just straight up bailed out and fucked away to Brazil. This team now, it's actually playing quite decent considering just how bad it was like, 3 or 4 months ago.

>>78702897
Vikings are Minnesota's NFL team retard. They pull a lot of fans from across parts of the Midwest (Nerissa's homeland).

>>78718296
Wrong, they just stopped showing them on TV because ugly women got mad

>>78718998
Rissa and her family are 100% packers fans

>>78718164
Who is this cutie?

>>78716860
>>78716749
Did you guys see the news story from India where a guy had another guy forcibly turned into a tranny so he could marry him and steal his father's land? What a wacky country.

>>78718998
She definitely goes a bit more sconnie than minnesoter

>>78719078
Ria. Usui Clear.

>>78719078

https://www.youtube.com/@clearusui

She became the official JAXA representative a while ago. I remember watching her with 50 people when she was starting.

>>78719253
>>78719332
Thanks anon-kun

are we back or it's over?
link?

>>78721082
She watches on the side. May only provide a German link which is blocked outside of Germany.