/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78656348
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>78656424
amen!

>>78656424
O lord thank you for your brilliance

>>78656424
amen

>>78656348
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS VG- 3D Showcase Celebration and Acrylic Stand MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempusvg_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaXnhDZDY8

>>78656424
Loving Flayon
Appreciating Flayon's thighs
Wanting to be crushed by Flayon
Amen

/mans/ How would you rank the boy's armpits

>>78656424
Amen

>>78656424
Amen.

Love my perfectly normal human oshi

>>78650576
fucking ruined

>>78658043
... armpits? What's arousing about those?

>>78656424
Amen

>>78658043
Perfect

>>78658043
In terms of what, Hakka?

3 minutes until Bettel cancels stream

>>78658043
1. flayon
>ginormous gap
2. everyone else

>>78658876
taste, looks, fuckability

>>78658043
Altare, Axel, and Hakka's are stinky
Shinri is due for a shave
GB's are a jungle

Get this sexpest away from my broshi òwó

>>78656424

One minute until shinri cancels scream

It's not even subtle

one minute till i cum to ruze's voice

MAMA ON THE GHOST TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801bezUCl-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801bezUCl-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801bezUCl-0

>>78660612
Oh shit let me join you

>>78658043
starting from the best overall
-flayon
-bettel, octavio
-hakka, altare
-axel, shinri, ruze
-jurard
-
-
-gb

MAMA ON THE FATAL FRAME TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801bezUCl-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801bezUCl-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801bezUCl-0

>>78658945
TEN MINUTES UNTIL DEE ELL CEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5GSD-YQro4

>>78661236
>Already on the telly
Oh fuck BETTEL TELLY
https://youtu.be/F5GSD-YQro4
https://youtu.be/F5GSD-YQro4
https://youtu.be/F5GSD-YQro4

>>78661236
BETTEL LIVE ON THE ELDEN RING TELLY NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5GSD-YQro4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5GSD-YQro4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5GSD-YQro4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5GSD-YQro4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5GSD-YQro4

>>78658945
APOLOGIZE

>>78661528
Thank me for making him stream.

>>78660709
You're lucky his mama has never given us a clear view of his pits to counteract this disgusting slander

>>78660668
>>78660769
oh shit, an actual sponsorship! Let's go Shinri

>trying to finish fatal frame before he leaves japan
>ordered food
oh boy time to get cosy

>>78661936
>has to thank Play Asia every 30 minutes
ah...

>>78661888
i dont think hed be shaved, i dont believe hed be particularly tasty, and hes nowhere near as ero as some some of the other boys...

>>78662498
Oh, I thought Hakka was just being his usual shillmeister on his Yakuza stream kek

I'm glad that Shinri got a sponsored stream. Good for him!

>>78662609
To each their own but a skintight shirt over a muscled pit is peak ero to me

I haven't been much available to watch any streams save for the 3Ds since like.....February? Any "essential" streams I should watch to catch up?

>bettel messing with screen brightness
>chat telling him its been bad since we were here (may) and poppy’s (april)
kek at least he knows now

>>78663248
Tempus (+Ruze) karaoke off-collab >>71815360

>>78663365
that's what he gets for listening to phone watchers and turning brightness up for dark games

>>78661888
He’d purposely draw himself with nasty hairy pits because he thinks he’s bara

>>78658847
Hey man you uhh... Listen to like... my uhh original song man...

>>78663248
Jurard's karaoke
https://youtu.be/ebi3zqBwAw0?t=16

Hey, is Shinri's stream a bit laggy for anyone else? It keeps going guru guru every 3-4 minutes.

I WANT TO VIOLATE GAVIS BETTEL IN A GRAVEYARD
>>78656424
AMEN

>>78663875
kek but
>using killing me instead of raven's paradigm or shattered wings

>>78663248
The 3Ds, can skip the collab if you're not into strip clubs
Also this, most of the boys have a POV https://youtu.be/V4ukWlXti8E

>>78663248
>Temprizz with Armis
>Armis offcollab karaoke
>Armis offcollab snack handcam (Ruze ch)
>Tempus & Ruze offcollab karaoke
>Armis april fool’s day
>ORB gameshow (Tavi ch)
>Pass The Lore (Tavi ch)
>Armis vs Tempus Content Warning competition
>Hakka’s bday VG offcollab karaoke
>STARS TTT
>Armfish 6mo anniversary (Jurard ch)
>month in review & VG offcollab karaoke
>mad dogz elden rings, dark and darker, grounded

Tiny Gavis Bettel to pick up and light on fire

>>78665042
tiny bettel to hold up by the shirt and poke

>>78663248
TTT collab with all the boys. I recommend either Bettel Hakka or Octavio povs for the most interactions observed

https://youtu.be/jSTPL66Zcm0

>>78665042
Keeping little Bettels in a pen to observe and cook

>>78660709
Axel's pits are great, screw you

>>78663856
he probably would, he already draws himself with stubble even though he has none

>Oh! That looks...
>No, this is a sponsored stream, that looks bad
Nahone

>>78666689
he has none, though his mama started to give him shinri-like facial hair when drawing him

>>78666839
oh I see now kek

>>78666505
He'd probably keep them unwashed and force the axelotls into sniffing them so if you're into that don't worry this is a safe space

>>78666689
>>78667218
He also implied he might get some in his second outfit good, he looks handsome with it

>>78667432
No he takes showers everyday he doesn't like to stink!

>>78663875
That sounds pretty good, hakka

>>78667700
Face hair is for men who are accommodating for their balding
>Arm hair

>>78658043
>Altare>>>>>>>>everyone else
Altare has the stinkiest virgin pits. The double hoodie means he sweats so much under there. imagine the fucking smell. And that boxy boy will never let us have a glimpse of his pits ever.

Happy Pride <3

flayon hasn't tweeted in 2 days... i hope he's having a nice vacation

>>78668538
Posts that were written with one hand (based)

>>78668825
hi its me flayon im getting fucked by a small dick asian man i met on the street rn

>>78666505
by my standards everyone in tempus has amazing pits, im very easy to please gbs are just mid though

>>78669962
that small dick asian man? (You)

>>78668538
i want to go to altare's house after he's been bed rotting and depression nesting for a week and comfort him and give him a big hug and SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF the pits and collar at the back of the neck of his hoodie

axel when you get back can you make good on the breaking your legs asmr you promised us. toramane doesnt have to know

>>78670995
ToT

If Bettel was in the Elden Ring universe,Mohg would try to no no touch him instead of Miquella

ah yes, math

>I've stolen MANY things.
Yeah, my fucking heart, Shinri.

Organs can get pounded...

>>78672805

Just came back from work.
Was Hakka really /here/

>>78674352
yeah we were having esex

>>78674352
yeah, or at least he was during the 3D collab
>>78305223
>>78305538

>>78674352
axel is /here/, hakka is /here/, shinri is /here/, flayon used to be /here/ until he debuted and saw the thread talk about him, jurard is a catalog browser

>>78674735
How many of them call people slurs

>>78674352
Hakka is the Shitxelotl.

>>78674735
>used to be here
You are just pretending to be retarded

>>78675091
jurard, he LOVES segregation and slavery

>>78675091
Yes

>>78675372
What are you implying? That he's still /here/ or was never /here/ in the first place?

>>78667703
How dare they! He smells like Sephiroth and I would shove my face in those pits for delicious Aniki degradation >:(

>>78667432
ToT UOOOHHHH

>>78675091

G’night bwos

>>78676473
Goodnight fagballs

>>78676473
Nighty-Night!

jurard on the FNAF endurance stream telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKk1xoyyusE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKk1xoyyusE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKk1xoyyusE

to the anon who said they jacked off to bettel streams, you won, i cant stop thinking about you while trying to watch the jester

>>78678588
They dont jack off to them. They said they use him as background noise.

>>78678718
same difference

>>78678710
Needs a panel of Hakka strumming a few chords as Ruze speeds off.

doxxdino...

The things this dino does for his tsundere boyfriend...

he sounded like a genuine autismo with that voice

>>78675384
>>78676161
Jurard has been the racist magmite all along...

>>78678718
This is like saying the Altare fic guy didn’t beat off to Altare, he beat off to being a holostar admired by fujos. They both got pavlov’d into whorostars

>>78678588
I wonder if their moans ever synced up

>Ruze gets flustered when someone calls him senpai
I hope if we get new boys one of them at least will INSIST on calling him senpai kek.

>>78678718
Either way, that anon's going to be stuck getting a boner every time they have a Bettel stream on.

Foxy definitely coming for Rex booty.

Shinri, don't lie to him
https://x.com/StormfallSails/status/1803912871618740675

>they literally won't stop fucking me in the ass

>>78680390
Just another Friday night for Jurard T Rexford...

He's really struggling with this

>>78674352
I think it could have been any of them since they are always in a joint call when these events happen, sometimes even with their manes, but it amuses me to think that Hakka is one of the Axelotl here so I accept it. Hakka was the trainshitter

MAJIKAYO~!!

https://x.com/luvu_luvu_luvu_/status/1802362747016888462

https://x.com/httpsoverbreak/status/1800655650189430806

Is it already too late to force it like Ina's back situation?

>>78682463
>we are so back

>>78682463
I don't understand what you're saying but Bettel SEX

>Hey bro I heard you were having a hard time. I'm here for your my brother, we'll get through this together.

>>78682855
rape

>>78683450
hes even in the position

>>78682463
I want to squeeze and knead his flat little cheeks

I thought this would be easier in hindsight considering the last games have like 20/20 mode now

I like watching his head turn in sync with the camera

>>78683928
It's weirdly cute.

Did shinri just give up with the zatsu thumbnails? I didnt take him for the lazy type.

>>78684224
the cuter he gets the more i want to molest him

i want brattier boys

I want rattier boys

i want cattier boys

hitting bettel in the balls with a baseball bat

>>78685415
hot

>>78685407
we already have a cat?

is he okay

>>78685455
i want another one and then i want them to have sex on stream

Fatal Frame is cool but the women have a really bad case of arr rook same

>>78685455
FWNBAC

>>78685722
Flayon will never be a car?

>>78685538
Here

>>78685848
Flayon will never be a cutie

>you can take photos with the flashlight

>>78685960
kys

>>78686087
built for rape

>>78686087
built for consensual marital sex

>>78686175

>>78686087
built for raping me

>>78685294
Minister of Internal Affairs will be a kusogaki.

>>78686915
what about the chief of secret police?

He hasn't said anything in so long I forgot I was watching a stream kek

>>78685294
>keep demanding more boys
>wont watch the current ones

>>78686951
They are one and the same.

when will starsEN get a kemonomimi......

I LOVE PLAYASIA

GROOMBULLET GRADUATE

why is bettel png again? hes so quiet and focused

>>78686087
CUTE
U
T
E

>>78687956
Computer is frail and weak much like Bettel

has jurard even made it to 5am yet

>>78687731
remember to use code holostars for a five percent discount!!!

>>78688029
Don't think so
He's more consistently getting to 3 am though

IN UNDER TWELVE HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m6U2vYsDHM

>Finally got to 5 am

>>78687956
Vtuber jerma hes just quirky like that

do you really have to be an idol to get into holostars? You can just be a vtuber who games?

>6 hour 40 andy
>ruze collab tomorrow
we're so back thank you >>78658945

>>78689189
Singing and dancing is part of the job bud

>>78689189
Goldbullet

>>78689275
Singing on your screen SOON!

>>78689424
god damn that ass

>>78689424
i truly hope he gets his act together, brushes up the vocals and begins a deep voice daddy crooner big titty 3D arc

Tempusanji only grows stronger >:3

Why is Jurard hiding his archaeoptrian origins from everyone? He should admit that he is majority archaeoptrian descent and live his life as a proud Archaeopteryx.

>Flayon fans are yumes
>he collabs with w*men
Make it make sense

>>78690427
Yumes are not gachikois retard, even i know this and i am a straight bro.

>>78690508

I need shinri to do the menstrual cramp simulator again. His grunts are floating into my mind once more....

What's the point of split-second camera look-ups?
I don't understand this game.

classic Shinri raid into a screaming Jurard... it had been a while

>>78691414
it keeps the animatronics from moving around as much I think

the fnafurry virus has infected shinri...

>>78686114
>>78686175
>>78686512
I wrote all of these in my sleep

>>78691749
kek

Why does Jurard sound like he's super far away from the mic?

>>78691554
Mama missed being able to whiplash kois, it's kind of funny how consistent he was with raiding Jurard

>>78691750
you arent me

I'm so confused by this FNAF game, what in the world is he doing? I don't get any of this.

>>78691655
I see. Thanks.

>>78691655
spending time on the camera prevents foxy from moving to be specific (i think, i lost my fnaf autism a long time ago)

>>78692047
its the 4/20 strat, as long as he flicks the camera, foxy wont rush the door and sap energy, freddy wont enter so he can just focus on closing the doors on chica and bonnie, most engaging gameplay of 2014.

i've had enough. i'm gonna go out to look for leader. i hope i find him soon. wish me luck!

>>78691924
thanks for the tip, shinri

>>78692574
This little bastard looks determined

>>78690568
Self-ship with the vtuber is not the same as being in love with the person behind it. I yume for one of the boys but could care less about PLs and 3DPD.

>>78692532
check the local bear population they may be housing him

we need more SEA bois in stars EN

we need more river boys in stars en

we need to graduate more SEA bois in stars EN

birb is home
https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1804097722980458677

Bro why is Jurard's heartbeat so fucking quick

>>78693414
Diabeetus

>>78693073
Excited to meet the boys from Holostars Carribean

>>78694284
I was a doubter, now i see the error of my ways. Well played clownman.

>>78664378
The racists are looking stranger and stranger these days

>>78694803
Magmites were the only proper racist, this new ones just seem like they are high on something.

>>78694728
SHE WAS ON THE FLOOR AFTER BEING STABBED, THIS LAST HIT IS HIM STANDING OVER HER. ACCIDENTAL BASED CLOWN

>>78689189
Do you have to be an idolshitter?
Not really
Play games?
Lmao
We've been at this for 2 years and I don't think any of them have beaten more than 5 games let alone play anything worthwhile.

>>78688107
>FOTM slop
Don't care.
New
Boy
Fucking
When?

>>78694933
>I don't think any of them have beaten more than 5 games
There is no way you actually believe this unless the only boy you've ever watched is GB

>>78694528
So GB but better and not a fake island spic

>>78686915
Minister of Culture and Education will be a bigger weeb than Jurard and Flayon

>>78695116
Thats catalognigger you're replying to obviously.

>>78695082
kino boy when?

>>78695082
boy fucking when?

>>78686915
i think a minister of science would be more of a kusogaki

My frail little dino son...

>>78695388
tfw no kusogaki scientist boy who will keep you as a lab animal and perform experiments on you...

>>78695480
>this is an idea i wanted to use for a vtuber
get out of my head

>>78695082
Go watch indies you can get a new one every day to satisfy your adhd

>>78695535
become a cute boy vtuber and you'll be my 1view oshi

>>78695626
ill become a holostar just for you anon

>>78695535
its practically what i got out of early tsun magni, before he went soft and farmed parasocial. i just want to be a ryona’d little bug fuck getting kicked around and fed suspicious chow…

>>78693207
Love me borb
Hope he had a nice trip

What the fuck's going on with betellion, why am I seeing vague posts on TL

>>78695480
this could have been octavio but he's such a responsible 23 year old

>>78695966
>Not interested
>Don’t show me this account
>This topic isn’t relevant
Fixed

>>78695966
>TL
go back and ask twitter

>>78695966
Magdick is too good for him to leave behind and that all i will say.

>>78695397
do you think it's possible to bully him hard enough on stream and make him go into cardiac arrest?

>>78692879
Gen4 is a 7 member gen with each member named after the seas from Sinbad. Harkand, my o-sea!

>>78692746
this made me want art of leader as goldilocks....bluelocks...?

>>78695966
The doxxtellions

>>78696856
theyre still crying?

>>78697034
every wednesday until magni quits

>>78697034
They're crying over the fact that some casual Bettellions or Starmins in general doesn't like PL stuff.

>>78694878
I can still type slurs like the best of them, CHINK

anyone got the bettel telly webm

I can't fault them for being good and friendly boys so I guess I'll watch with them later
Watchalong waiting room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC6Mj8PJpCI

>>78697366
No but I have Bettel dancing for the JP senpais' sick pleasure

arma 3 doko

>>78697475
after armis 2

>>78697397
Of course it's the flips

>>78695966
>>78696164
>>78696856
>>78696856
>>78697034
>>78697053
>>78697147
KILL YOURSELVES

>>78697525
take a chill pill

>>78697397
Weren't their rm friends with some of them?

>>78697397
Altare you really need to rape correct these 2 flips

>>78697453
his stupid little jigs are so hot thank you

>>78697525
>ctrl f ewwtare
Fuck you, this thread ruined me

>>78697500
Do people think we'll get armis 2? It feels like revealing what's going on in the Northern area of the map of Elysium is more likely

>>78697701
DID SOMEONE SAY AWWTARE????

>>78697796
We still need a white background colored boy

>>78697397
The two of them have been interacting with one of the new ones even ruze interacted with her.
https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1803964869345235143
https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1803391659545067968

>>78697796
Tempus 2 (VG) only have 2 xenokunians, could be the same for armis

>>78697836
WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE.

>>78697836
RAPE EWWTARE

>>78697836
more like ewwtare

We mever found out who was Altare's EXPURGED friend...

>>78697836
rape

>>78697927
I WILL NEVER DIE! GET RAPED ANON

>>78697995
it was omega

>>78695608
I'm pretty sure indies suck up fotm slop as well

>>78697674
>>78697521
You have a whole general to seethe about shit like this use it
>>78491235

>>78697995
tfw altare was the glitched-out friend and demon altare is the real altare, two souls one body type shit

>>78697397
I have more faith in the girls than i do for armis. Not much because they're still women at the end of the day.

>>78697995
It was me, i was suppose to be HQs fifth member, but they said two rapist is too many.

>>78698195
no matter the gender loud ≠ funny

>>78698110
won't work. have you seen those dead reptilian eyes? Altare has no soul.

>>78697397
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1804134982052397413
pls andastand they need the views

>>78698198

>>78698394
I know it's a joke but...

>>78697995
with how we didn't know what corruption beasts looked like until armis debuted we probably won't find out the full extent of corruption in general until another group debuts. I've been wanting to know more about the tree for ages

>>78698024
SHOW IT TO US
GIVE US AWWTARE PORN

How was Bettel Elden Ring? Did he really just silently seethe for a good amount of the stream?

>>78698073
Calm down anonchama, men sperg about their female oshi's interactions all the time and aren't contained to a single thread. God forbid it happens occasionally with the sexes reversed

>>78696184
Please don’t he’s already been through a lot

Terminate Groombullet

>>78698545
I don't know man, atleast he's not being a "leech" compared to his genmates

>78698513
>Men acting like niggers means we should also be niggers
Back to your ghetto

WHORES. WHORES EVERYWHERE.

The racist axelotl......

>>78698509
Its like pweek minus flayon, just the man mumbling under his breath about his build and strats, sweating and ramming his head into the boss wall over and over, learning the 2nd phase until he can beat it. typical comfy quiet souls with a little dose of salty yells every so often. after the third hour its VERY quiet

>>78698637
You used the wrong picture there magmite.

>Gender wars electric boogaloo

>>78698684
Reach for the sky, whores!

>>78698684
Gives me the same vibes as this
>>78698710
Wrong, niggerlotls are anti-racist pictures converting all the blackface into dumb silly animals

>>78698914
>Picrel

>>78698892
source please

>>78699047
Typical ultrasmurf activity, you know how it is.
>No, I was not bribed by better space marine factions to say this, definitely not Salamanders or anything

>>78698734
Thanks, sounds like just what I wanted

>>78697397
GODDAMMIT JURARD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>78699076
yochelai_ponyo

>>78699304
Jurard's out here trying hard to save the branch and you're seething?

>>78699626
R

>>78699193
>Definitely not Salamanders
Okay if you say so.
Vulkan lives stomp stomp

WAIT NO WHY CAN'T IT BE CONSENSUAL WITH NO CHOKING THIS TIME

>>78699643
This post reminds me I still have to draw that Necron who oshis Shinri and Hakka

this is just 2022 all over again but with the flips instead of vesmag

>>78698370

Dingoes lick my sausage

>>78699675
There's no point in complaining, you'll still be moaning like a whore for me either way Betsy~

Bettel edited his 7 hour struggle vod into a 2 hour andy

>>78699905
This reads like a straightbro attempting to fujopost.

>>78699626
A

>>78699988
That's Altare you're replying to

>>78699988
Nice dubs, but dingos still lick my sausage

>>78699817
>Necron who oshis Shinri and Hakka
qrd?

>>78699856
magves was actually fun to watch though

>>78699626
P

>>78700316
until they weren't. unfortunately the flips will stick around as long as they live in sealand

Altare's weekly stream

>>78700316
Its actual banter vs loud = funny so not much of a competition there. Maybe Octavio can save it i dunno, he is not my oshi and i only watch him when he sings.

Altare's yearly cover

>>78700462
All the goodest boys are doing their elden reps early, raiding into the watchalong and then logging off to wash their hands of it.

>>78700175
Some time back there was someone who oshi'd "the Xenos" and it turned into a small side tangent of a Necron hunched over a monitor decked out in orange and purple crouched over a screen silently staring at Shinri's tits or something

>>78699626
E

>>78700594
kek, thats pretty funny. i await your amusing drawings drawanon.

>>78699639
>>78700049
>>78700326
>>78700607
OH COME ON I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS

>>78699988
Sorry, Altare's rusty after his rape hiatus.

>>78699941
wait is this just a (me) thing because it’s still the full vod in the app but not on browser
whatever now I can watch the parts I missed

pspspspspsps come home red cat pspspsps

>>78700070
>>78700786
He is needs to do better, this is a shamefur dispray.

>>78701097
peroperopero

>>78695535
>you as a lab animal and perform experiments on you
thats just magnis vps

AXEL QUICK GET OUF HAWAII THE VULCAN IS GONNA HAVE AN ERUPTION, GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA and play Grounded

>>78701248
but magni wasn't a kusogaki

>>78701341
>kusogaki
the hell he was!

>>78701456
No he was just a regular manchild

>>78701970

>>78702080
He looks like he got an accidental fent dose

>>78702541
he just looks like that

Okay now its really on the nose now, which one of you got in.

>>78702830
Dunno, I think you sprinkled the George Floyd banepowder on his meal...

>>78702923
it should've been an altventurer or bettelion who got in instead of this flip cocksucker

>>78702923
if I got in I would've been grooming Flayon in dms

>>78703095
flayon would be grooming you

>>78703071
but all of them suck cock, tempus is a whores guild

>>78703071
we already got a Vestie in Stars, this is just as good

>>78703071
I need to get this off my chest someway or another so I will just dump my shit here.

I am a straightbro who loves tempus and I wanted (and still am) to join starsEN because I want to play with the boys so hard. I’ve been watching them since debut and I feel that I developed a friendly parasocial relationship with them, I actually genuinely do believe them to be my long time friends. I am literally an incel irl, more incel than any incel here, I don’t even have anyone to call a friend. And I thought friendship was overrated anyway until I met tempus.

The problem is: the fans (especially the femanons). Being fawned upon multitude of girls is every man’s dream, and I am not an exception. The problem isn’t with the normal female fans, it is with the fujos. I DONT want to have a porn of me with another guy, the thought alone revolted me.

But no matter, as long as I exude alpha masculinity, I at least wouldn’t be the one receiving the dick in art, I can imagine the one getting dicked by me to be a girl no problem.

If you’ve been in /MANS/ for a long time, you may have already guessed the problem; The sisters don’t care how manly you are, they for some unholy reason love to draw porn of every fucking tempus member getting dicked down by Altare (which I didn’t understand since he is the most feminine guy). No matter if you don’t interact with him, there will be porn of you getting a Altare’s dick in your ass if you joined tempus.

And I didn’t want that, I thought that I will legit hate that part of my fan base if I saw a fanart of that. And I know that any streamer that hate his fans becomes bad himself. But I can’t control my feelings of disgust, especially since Altare is my least favorite member.

But I still wanted to be in tempus no matter what. So I needed to understand my fears. I started watching Altare’s streams the most, studying them so I can understand why the sisters like him on top and copy his tactic to my advantage. If even I were to be shipped with Altare, if at least no one like any portrayal of me unless if I to top I would have won.

Still I didn’t understand that much from watching his streams only. I don’t see what he is doing differently for a lot of sisters liking seeing him as the alpha. So I decided to put my shoes in a fujo’s head. I started reading tempus gay porn fanfic.

I did start reading just for study material, really. I just wanted to understand my potential fans. I even started writing hypothetical fanfic of my potential tempus persona and Altare, just as a creative study on a femanon mind. That was all of it, I am reading and writing gay porn to understand and control my potential audience, nothing more. If I can see the appeal of a feminine man like Altare dominating over every more masculine man than him, maybe I will crack the code.

Yet, I ended up as for now with 25 finished fanfic, mostly with Altare and me getting dicked down. Though I did write multiple harem fics where every member of tempus (including my potential persona) are Altare’s sex slave, but with me being Altare’s favorite. It’s gotten to the point where I start having wet dreams about Altare of all fucking people. I can’t even watching his streams anymore without getting at least horny. And this also ruined the other members streams as well, I can’t watch any tempues member without feelings of intense guilt of what gay porn I wrote about them. I don’t even understand how the sister deal with this guilt

I will never ever release those fanfic and they will be besides me even within my grave, I don’t want to lose my last strand of dignity. I will stop watching the boys for now until my feelings blow over. I still want to join tempus but I need to at least clean my head from this filth before I can face the boys head on

> t. a straight bro who /MANS/ turned gay, now is trying to recover

>>78703203

>>78703203
/mans/ wins again